#wigglewigglewiggle

[creekfiend]

take a good look at this animal

[wizard-frogg]

Attack for @marxtrash! Wigglewigglewiggle

[hat-guy-official]

Wigglewigglewiggle

[noonaishere]

Online/Offline [C.S] - forty-seven | one cheeks, two cheeks…

“Hmm…” you mused as you clicked through the camera feeds.

Di-Dng!

You looked at the Discord call you had open to see who joined. “Oh! Hi Morn! I didn’t know you were on yet.”

“I just got home. What are you playing?”

“You have my stream open already?” 

“Yep.”

You chuckled. “We are playing Observation Duty.”

“‘We’?” 

YangYangGangGang: Ketchup! JohnnyYuta: BIG KETCHUP! TheNicestGuy: The ketchup is big! A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: BIG KETCHUP!!!! LuciPURR: KETCHUP!!!! I����Keeho: Get me a large order of fries cuz look at that ketchup!

“Big ketchup?!” You echoed the chat and clicked through the camera fees until you were at the kitchen camera. “Oh my god that’s some big ketchup! Report it!” You opened the game’s anomaly report form and sent one to the organization Game You worked for.

“Aww, but what about all the french fries?” San asked sadly.

You laughed. “But yeah, we’re all playing it together. It’s the one game I let my chat backseat game during. Communal gaming, comrade.”

“Ohhhhh, I see.”

“You can play too if you want. While we wait for everyone else.”

“Sure.”

SleepySheepy😴: Is Huge Man in this one?

“Huge Man is not in this game, unfortunately.” You answered. “Sadly. Awfully. I am morose about the whole thing. Absolutely inconsolable.”

“Who - or what - is ‘Huge Man’?” San laughed.

“He’s the Hugest of Men. Just, an absolute unit of a man.”

San laughed again.

QuackIsWhack✅: Huge Man is bae JohnnyYuta: I’m going to marry Huge Man A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: Tits out for Huge Man I💚Keeho: I thought Huge Man was fam… but he’s actually bae! LeaBea: Brb asking for Huge Man’s hand in marriage StrickenChicken: What’s Huge Man’s sign? I need to know if we’re compatible There’sARockInMySock: What’s his MBTI? UltimateHyung: What’s his rising ascendant? LuciPURR: Does he like ice cream? YangYangGangGang: Let me love you, my Dorito Don

“Dorito Don!” You laughed.

“Everyone… really loves Huge Man.” San said as he read your chat.

“Huge Man is really lovable. He’s got a lot to love with all that… hugeness.”

He laughed. “So what do you do?”

“In the game?” You asked as you flipped through the cameras and looked for things.

“Yeah.”

“It’s basically a spot the difference game, but horror.”

“...”

You laughed.

“That, uh… sounds really dumb, actually.”

You laughed loudly. “I mean, when I say it like that, it does-- AH!!”

You had flipped to the bedroom camera and there was currently an arm sticking out of the wall, jittering.

“What the fuck is that?!” San yelled in surprise.

YangYangGangGang: AHH!!! KeeHOrse: ARM!! LuciPURR: ARM! ARM! I💚Keeho: ARRRMMMMM! JohnnyYuta: 💪💪💪💪💪 A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: 🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾 JohnnyYuta: 💪🦾💪🦾💪🦾 SleepySheepy😴: Wigglewigglewiggle

You reported it, as you laughed at the chat. “That’s an arm, Morn.”

“Why was it in the wall?!”

“You don’t keep your arms in the wall? That’s where I keep mine when I’m not using them.”

“They’re rechargeable?”

Your brain stopped as you tried to understand the joke and you burst out into laughter. 

San laughed at you laughing.

I💚Keeho: MORN! QuackIsWhack✅: Oh my god, Morn MinHoe: Wall charger 🙄🙄🙄 StrickenChicken: Rechargeable arms LuciPURR: Green energy arms SleepySheepy😴: My favorite WayV song: Electric Arms LeaBea: LOLOLOLOL JohnnyYuta: I want to marry Morn A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: Tits out for Morn QuackIsWhack✅: *Whose* tits, Tree? A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: My own 😤😤😤 A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: They’re my tits and I’ll display them if I want to QuackIsWhack✅: Understandable. As you were

You sighed. “Inviting you to stream was a mistake.”

“No it isn’t.”

“It isn’t,” you laughed.

“You love my jokes.”

You chuckled. “Don’t go and get a big head, now.”

He laughed softly, self-satisfied. “Why is that chair huge? Is that normal?”

“I’m trying to lure Huge Man into my home.”

He laughed.

You reported the chair. “Now it is you who loves my jokes.”

“Of course. I wouldn’t stream with you if I didn’t.”

You chuckled.

Di-Dng!

“Quit flirting, you two!” Yeji yelled as she entered the call.

“Wowwwww. What do you take me for, Yeji?”

“A flirt.” She laughed.

“Hey, I’m just really cool and nice and funny and sexy, and if other people want to read that as flirting, then that’s a them problem.” You said as you scoured the cameras for anomalies.

San and Yeji laughed.

Di-Dng!

“Hi Ryujin!” You all said.

“I’ve already set up the game, so we can start whenever you're done, Cat.”

“Yeah, this is just about over.”

Di-Dng! Di-Dng! Mick and Bracken entered the call.

“Hello, hello.”

“Hey, everyone.”

“Put a shrimp on the barbie!” Yeji laughed.

“Yeji, we’ve both told you - separately, together, and numerous times - that Aussies put prawn on the barbie, not shrimp.” Bracken said.

Mick laughed.

“Then why do people always say ‘shrimp on the barbie’?”

“Because people are silly.” Bracken said.

“Your whole country has been framed,” you said. 

“And Americans who don’t know anything and refuse to ask,” Mick added.

“Shots fired,” Ryujin said.

San chuckled. “If only Keeho were here to defend North America.”

“Would a Canadian?”

“They have to, it’s in like, a treaty or something,” you joked, not spotting any anomalies.

The game screen appeared to glitch for a second before the talking head from the beginning appeared, accompanied by it’s ‘MUM MUM MUM’ talking noise to inform you that you had died.

You tsk’d at the screen, annoyed.

“You only got ten out of sixteen?” San asked.

“It must have all been tiny shit that was hard to spot.”

“Well, you and the chat tried.”

“Mhm. GG everyone.”

The chat congratulated you and each other, many ‘gg’s popping up as they did so. You sighed and closed the game and opened the one you were going to play with the group. “Don’t worry chat, we’ll play another time and not die.”

“Can I also backseat game during that one?” San asked.

“You’re more than welcome to.”

“Nice.”

You chuckled softly.

“Why are people still talking about this?” Ryujin asked.

“About what?” Yeji asked.

“Look at my chat.”

Yeji went quiet for a few seconds before laughing loudly.

“What’s going on?” You asked with a laugh.

“They want us to weigh in on if a butt is one or two.”

The Discord call groaned universally.

“What?”

“Why?”

“Isn’t that from like, last year? The year before?”

“Why are we caring about this?”

“Are we going to play the game?”

“No,” Yeji laughed. “I think we should end this once and for all!”

You all laughed.

“Tell us what you think, Yeji.” You said.

“I think… it’s one butt.”

“Yeji, no.” Ryujin said.

“But there’s two cheeks,” Mick said emphatically.

“There’s literally two cheeks!” Bracken added.

“But the word ‘butt’ is one! So there’s only one butt!”

“I think I know what you’re saying,” San started. “The word butt is singular so you can only have one butt--”

“YES!” Yeji yelled.

“--but… there are two cheeks to a butt?” You finished his train of thought.

“YES, but those are the cheeks of the butt. There is only one butt and it’s made of two buttcheeks.”

“Thank god,” Ryujin breathed.

“Okay, I think I understand now,” you replied.

“That makes sense,” Mick added.

“I thought you were going to say something different,” Bracken laughed.

“One butt, two cheeks…” You trailed off.

“Red cheeks, blue cheeks.”

That took you by surprise and you scream-laughed. “Who was that?”

“Me.” San said.

“Oh my god, Morn.” Your laughter devolved into wheezes and squeaks and then coughing.

“We’ve lost her,” Mick said.

“That was early,” Bracken laughed.

You could hear San give a self-satisfied chuckle through your headset before laughing harder and finally culminating in some sort of squeaky giggle.

“...Oh my GOD. That was it.”

“What?” San asked.

“Morn, was that you?” Mick asked.

“Yeah.”

“That was it,” you repeated.

“That was what?” Brick asked.

“The coveted ‘Dolphin Laugh’ I was told about by someone who knows Morn.”

San thought for a couple seconds. “...ohhhhhh. Oh. Yeah. That was it.” “I… my ears have been blessed. I love her. Let me cherish her forever.”

“Stop,” San laughed.

“No, you can’t keep her from me now that we’ve met! How dare you!”

He laughed. “I’m never going to do it again.”

“Nooooo!!” You yelled dramatically.

“We should play or I’m going to stream by myself and take Yeji with me,” Ryujin said.

You stopped.

“How would that be streaming by yourself though? I’d be there.” Yeji asked.

The group descended into an even dumber semantic discussion for a second time.

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[4narchist4rtgasm]

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[fjordfolk]

dane has majestic outline, dignified stride, but the lips go wigglewigglewiggle

[trooperst-3v3]

Okay, so Hux will be arriving home from his scouting mission to Batuu soon.

As previously stated, I have chosen to several pranks to welcome him home.

As you know, a good prank should bring delight to both the prankster and the pranked (Otherwise you're not a prankster; you're just an asshole), so I have prepared the following:

I have affixed a tiny mustache to Millicent. I think he'll find it makes her look rather distinguished.

I have attached large googly eyes to his saxophone case. I thought this would get me in way less trouble than sticking them to the instrument, itself. Also, googly eyes are always hilarious, and they'll go wigglewigglewiggle when he's carrying it around.

I have replaced the contents of his healthy snacks stash with Swiss Cake Rolls. Because everybody deserves a li'l treat now and then.

I hope everyone can have a good laugh.

[goodolreliablejake]

I like when you're playing baldurs gate and the little finger goes wigglewigglewiggle

[atomicbluebell]

wigglewigglewiggle

[ladykailitha]

and it's me so obviously [drumroll] soulmate au [wigglewigglewiggle]

WIP Wednesday! Make me write!!

Snippet

Steve dropped him off first just to stop the constant stream of his monologue and then Max. As he was pulling away from Forest Hills Robin touched his shoulder.

“Are you going to be okay?” she asked gently.

He didn’t know if he was ever going be. Because his forearm still burned, still glowed dark red. In fact it was getting darker and more painful the further he got from Eddie.

[hat-guy-official]

wigglewigglewiggle

Miss you - @lucienaskblog

Cut that shit out. I am not wiggleable.

…I miss you too, Lucien.

[moonlightretriever]

I'll play in your playhouse if you get on all fours and wag your tail while you arf and bark, little mutt.

hehehe thats easy!!! ^w^ rrruffruff!! arf arfarfarf!!!!!! wigglewigglewiggle!!!

[tangentofk]

***wigglewigglewiggle***

Be kind to yourself today. Or else.

-🪱

… uh.. or else what, Wormy?

Or else what?!?!

Fuck!

:starts jamming multivitamins down his throat and chugging water:

[soraismycat]

wigglewigglewiggle

the shoulders- i can't

[elegyofthemoon]

what if you were a tadpole what would you do

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[vixivulpixel]

We talk about Wiglett and Wugtrio! Another fun convergent Pokemon! It’s just sad this is the only other one.