#whyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!

[hauntingcryptids]

I just watched season 2 of Good Omens and I now hate everything!!! 😭😭😭

[arcanegifs]

All endings of Vi and Jinx's Stories from Legends of Runeterra's Arcane S1 Event ↳ "Heh. Sure. With family like you... who needs enemies?."

[yayll]

~ a little something about Beast Dazai and his coveting for you ~

If you were a burning car, he'd call shotgun. Not that he needs another reason to crash and burn, but it would be nice for him to indulge just a little for once. He watches the fireworks from the port, a contrast to his usual prison in his high rise office back at Mafia headquarters. Where you are. He can't even handle being in the same building as you anymore, not when he gets like this. He should be getting back to work, solving bigger problems that torment him on a daily basis, but you take priority Every. Single. Time. Oh, this isn't supposed to be this way.

He sent you on your way earlier after you stupidly worried about his sleep schedule, or rather his lack of one.

"... I still don't know how you manage to keep us afloat, sir."

He almost cracks a smile at that. You little idiot.

"Because I have to, of course. You all make it easier on me in your own way, the mafia supports one another. It's all one grand effort, no?"

You tilt your head, your eyes full of dreams and promise. He wishes he could take the stars out of your eyes and keep them in his pocket for a rainy day. Everyday.

"You think so? I'm not too terrible of a subordinate?"

Hmm, you want reassurance. Cute. It's not in his nature to beg, but in that moment he wants to drop to his knees, wrap himself around your legs and praise the absolute shit out of you until you kick him away like the stray dog he is.

Instead, Dazai just exhales deeply, and clears his throat. His eyes are solemn, yet solely focused on you. His voice betrays the coldness he's trying to exude, it's too soft... too reminiscent of kindness.

"... You're not terrible at all."

He holds your gaze quietly for a long moment, and he can see the way you struggle to move on from that sentiment. For a brief shining moment, you can almost see Osamu Dazai, not this pathetic void he presents everyday. He wants to lean over and hold you, to beg you to tell him that he's real and so are you, and that he's sick and tired of feeling half alive.

You end up nagging him to promise he'll get some sleep tonight, and he lies to you, a small smirk curling on his lips. It's as cruel as he can be right now. Once you're gone, he simply looks down at the mess of paperwork on his desk, and he whispers to himself, a silent mantra on his quivering lips, his face between his hands

"... I promise, I promise, I promise."

He watches the fireworks come to an end, and he thinks about himself in the context of it all, dying to find absurdity in the mundane to match his own mental state. He tugs at the frayed bandages that stick out of the cuff of his suit, he has a nasty habit of picking them every time he sees you, as if he could ever afford the luxury of having a ridiculous schoolboy crush. It's time to change them, and it's time for him to go back home. He doesn't mean his office, not his pitiful empty bed, but you. You make it anywhere home. But you are not his, and he is unfortunately yours, so maybe he will go home and sleep. You would like that, and he really likes you.

The man in black begins to walk into the night, whistling a tune as his maroon scarf billows in the wind, a faint smile appearing on his lips.

[smolldust]

Me scrolling the aroace tag rn (it’s all alastor ship discourse)

[scullcrusher101xd]

tryharders

[bowties-and-warlocks]

don’t mind me just having another breakdown about Dean and Cas

[blueskittlesart]

someday when you're in college you may be registering for classes and see a 'TBD' next to the professor category on a class you're required to take. and you will hear a little voice in your head saying 'just take the class anyway, it can't be that bad. surely the school i'm putting myself in debt to go to wouldn't hire someone who doesn't know how to teach.' that voice is the devil. do not listen

[patrothestupid]

My walnut husk ink is usable YES !!!

why is it this contrasted when I scan it

bruh...

[visenyaism]

truly am pouring one out for you (and me) after seeing confirmed white baelor breakspear 🫡

[nepthys-merenset]

Me before the "ABH is actually part of the HS universe" reveal: I swear I'm gonna lose my shit if it turns out that the Superiors are actually HS characters, that would be so stupid.

Me after RC decided to nuke their lore and reveal story information in the dumbest way possible: Why the actual fuck aren't the Superiors HS characters?!

[permanentlyexhaustedpigeon88]

"You told us you loved us." "With all that is left of my heart."

Oh that's just fine, Adar. Just fine. I didn't need my heart to be in one piece anyway.

*ugly cries while picking up the shattered remnants of my emotions*

[ff3l1xx]

GRR WHY DO THE GAYEST CHARACTERS HAVE TO BE PLAYED BY THE STRAIGHTEST PEOPLE?? LIKE OBVIOUSLY I WANT THEM TO BE TOGETHER IRL BUT NOOOO ONE ACTOR HAS TO HAVE A WIFE AND TWO KIDS.

[reigningmax]

Japanese Grand Prix 2024 | Media day | By Clive Mason

[ssahotchnerr]

i will never forgive thomas for putting the text right on his face this is his sexiest selfie i swear

[batunatu]

i love this screenshot sm

do u guys think that they explored each other's bodies????

[fluorescentbalaclava]

the lord giveth (pacific rim prequel) and the lord taketh away (the acolyte)