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fic: blue and gold (27/28)
for today's @bucktommyfluffebruary i swapped in another alternative prompt - candlelight dinner. look, the food and the candles are near each other. it's a little confused, but it's got the spirit.
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"What are you doing here?" Tommy asks, stooping to lean through the window of the Jeep and kiss Evan's smiling mouth.
"Being impulsive," Evan says, grinning. "Jump in, I'll give you a ride to work for your next shift."
"Okay," Tommy agrees easily. He drops his duffel into the back seat, noting the cooler bag in the passenger side footwell. "Picnic?" he asks.
"Mm-hm."
They drive further than Tommy expected. Normally if they're doing a picnic after work they go to Barnsdall art park for the views, balancing the crowd with the ease of getting there and back, but this time Evan drives them up into the hills.
"Did I miss a special occasion?" Tommy asks, knowing he hasn't, but fishing a little.
"Nope," Evan says breezily, pulling into a parking lot near one of their favorite hiking trails. "Just felt like spoiling you a little."
Tommy indulges in watching Evan's profile as he parks, limned by the warm glow of the setting sun. Evan sneaks a glance at him.
"Take a picture," he suggests. "It'll last longer."
"Okay," Tommy agrees, digging his phone out of his pocket and pulling Evan in for a quick selfie. It's not something he does often, but something in him wants to memorialize this moment, the casual gesture of love that is being collected from work and whisked away for a sunset picnic.
Evan looks beautifully happy in the resulting photo.
"C'mon," he says, jumping out of the Jeep and grabbing the bag from the back. "Let's find a good spot. I made your favorites."
Tommy quickly recognizes the path Evan is leading him along and can't help smiling. When they were first getting back together, before it became second nature for Tommy to talk to him openly, they used to come up here a lot. It was easier to talk while they walked, while Tommy didn't have to make eye contact as he pulled himself apart to show Evan why he'd never be good enough for him, only to have Evan bat his every claim back as easily as breathing.
Sure enough, Evan leads him into a familiar clearing. He spreads a familiar blanket on the ground, pulling a handful of LED candles from the outside pocket of the cooler and spreading them around. Their golden, flickering lights cut through the growing dusk and Tommy can feel himself smiling. Before Evan can unpack more, Tommy catches him around the waist, tugs him close.
"Hey," he says. Evan looks at him, a question in those lovely eyes. "I love you," Tommy says. "Thank you for this."
"You haven't even seen the stuff I made yet," Evan says, kissing him quickly. "It might be awful."
"It won't be," Tommy says, absolutely certain. "Look at you. You're hot, you're kind, you can cook. I lucked out."
Evan kisses him again and pulls away, kneels on the edge of the blanket and starts unpacking very promising looking tupperware boxes.
"I think I'm the lucky one," he says.
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omg yay requests are open! Could you do smth with the concept of Eddie with a reader that is very affectionate with everyone but him, and when he finally confronts her about it, confused, and honestly a bit hurt, she’s forced to reveal her crush on him?
I hope this is what you wanted and you enjoy it. Thank you for requesting ❤️
Why am I different?
Eddie was used to being treated differently. It happened all his life and he doesn't think it'll ever stop. He found a good group of friends who treated him like a human.
A new friend was introduced to the gang and Eddie couldn't get a good read on her. She didn't seem shy, very affectionate with everyone. Well everyone except Eddie.
Whenever she arrives somewhere, she greets everyone with a hug. Eddie only got a wave and a small smile. She sat close to others during movie nights, but whenever Eddie sat next to her she had so much space between them.
He was positive she didn't like him or that his rough exterior deserved judgment in her eyes. He was fine if she didn't like him, but he wasn't fine with being ignored and treated differently when he did nothing wrong.
He didn't know that it was the complete opposite. She saw him for the first time and swore she had never seen a man that beautiful. His skin looked soft and his face was flawless. He made her nervous and she wasn't sure how to react around him. So she tended to freeze around him, hoping if she didn't move a muscle he wouldn't notice the crush she had on him.
She would love to give him a hug, but then she's worried she wouldn't ever want to let go. To feel his chest against hers and arms wrapped around her, she'd probably stop breathing. She couldn't give him a kiss on the cheek like the others, she'd lose control and want to kiss his pink lips. She couldn't sit next to him without craving to crawl in his lap and feel his body heat for hours. She tried her best to talk to him but even then she could only get out a few words.
~~~
"Sorry, I'm late," Eddie apologized as he welcomed himself into Steve's place.
"No worries, it hasn't started yet," Steve said as commercials played on the television. Eddie scanned the room and sighed to himself when the only open spot was next to Y/N. He gave her a small smile and took the open spot. Her body tensing up didn't go unnoticed.
Y/N chewed on her lip nervously as Eddie's scent filled the room. Her mind was racing as she tried to distract her body from the fact that Eddie was only inches away from her.
She made sure she was as far to the one side of the couch as she could. Afraid if she touched him electricity would spark.
Eddie felt a small sting as he felt her body scoot away but he kept his eyes on the screen.
~~~
Y/N greeted the older gang with a hug and kisses on the cheek, working through the group. Eddie stood off by himself, watching as she embraced everyone but him.
"Hi Eddie," she said with a small smile, a nod in his direction.
"Hi," he said flatly. His tone caused her eyes to fall away instantly, but he didn't feel bad.
"Let's get this show on the road!" Robin called as she threw herself in Steve's passenger seat. Today, Robin, Steve, Nancy, Eddie, and Y/N planned a trip to the beach, and Y/N felt terrified. Not only would she have to be in a swimsuit in front of Eddie but he'd be shirtless in front of her. She made sure to pack sunglasses so if she found herself staring, it wouldn't be noticeable.
Eddie and Nancy slid in the car, leaving Y/N. She gulped as she noticed the middle seat was the only free spot.
"You don't mind sitting in the middle right?" Nancy asked, a smirk on her face. She knew all about the crush on Eddie and she enjoyed making Y/N's life hell.
"Oh... uh," her eyes looked over at Eddie, "yeah that's fine."
Eddie scoffed as he got out of the car, allowing her to move past him. Once she was squeezed in the middle, she let out a deep breath, glaring at Nancy. Eddie noticed the glare, his feelings a little hurt as he looked out the window.
The entire car ride Y/N was squeezed into Nancy's side, practically on her lap. Eddie wished it didn't bother him, but he thought Y/N was attractive, and he liked the personality she showed with her friends. He wished she would be like that with him, he wished she would give him a chance.
Once they arrived, Eddie fled from the car, stepping aside to smoke a much-needed cigarette.
"I think it bothers him that you ignore him," Nancy said as she watched him stand to the side.
"I don't know how to be normal around him!" Y/N whined, "he makes me nervous."
"Let's just try, small steps."
~
Y/N was soaking in the sun, keeping her eyes shut so she didn't constantly look at Eddie. Luckily, he was busy with Steve, so she had time to settle her thoughts.
She groaned when the sun went behind a cloud, ruining her tan. She opened her eyes, startled to see Eddie standing over her. She gulped as his frizzy hair shines in the sun, and how his sunglasses fit his nose perfectly. He stood shirtless, the sun beginning to soak into his pasty skin.
"We need to talk," he said, not letting her answer as he took a seat right next to her in the sand. His elbows dug into the hot sand as he held his body up, then his head turned to her.
Y/N was frozen, staring ahead as the waves brushed the shore.
"Look at me," he hissed, "and I won't tell you again."
She bit her lip as she ignored how hot her body was getting from his words. She turned her head, locking eyes with him through their sunglasses.
"Do you have a problem with me?"
Y/N shook her head immediately, "no" her voice was soft and shy.
"Then what's your deal?"
"Nothing," Y/N said, "I promise."
"Then why do you treat me differently? I get that we might be very two different people but you are judging me without getting to know me. And that bothers me."
Y/N had to give him credit for calling her out. He dealt with it for a while. She took a deep breath, fighting off the wave of nausea.
"I'm not judging you, and I never judged you. I have a crush on you," she admitted embarrassed, "you make me very nervous and I was scared. I'm sorry that I hurt your feelings." She watched his face for a reaction, holding her breath.
Then he began to smile. "You have a crush on me?"
She rolled her eyes at his cheeky smile and teasing tone. "Don't be an ass."
Eddie apologized, scooting closer. He pushed his sunglasses up into his hair, looking at her. She matched him, taking off her glasses as she nervously looked into his eyes.
"I think you're pretty and I'd love to get to know you better," his words made her heart race. "How about a date?"
She couldn't believe it. Eddie Munson asked her on a date.
"I'd love that."
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that lottie noncon post....
just had a thought, alpha lottie somno noncon???
your heat hitting in the middle of the night while you're sleeping, you're attached to lottie but she's probably up watching over you in case anything happens, typically alpha. she can immediately tell, your scent stronger than it was seconds before. she thinks for a second, you're passed out in her arms and she can already feel her cock getting harder in her shorts. she caresses your hip feeling you unconsciously hump against her.
she slides your shorts down to an already slicked cunt, she runs her fingers across your clit, you're dripping down your thighs, lottie can feel it on her own thigh.
lottie cant wait anymore, the scent of your cunt and pheromones it's driving her insane. she grabs your hips not even trying to be gentle with her movements and thrusts hard inside you.
you wake up to her hands on your hips, making you roughly ride her. you start whining and trying to slow down her thrusts. her scent intoxicating, you just now realized the haziness. realizing your heat had started.
"lott.. fuck baby," you whine tears forming in the corner of your eyes. "w-why now?" you sob as lottie goes harder.
she coos at you, "shhh, it'll be all over soon, be a good omega and take it. it's what you were made for." her fingernails are leaving dents in your skin while she desperately thrusts. "gonna breed my omega," she sighs into the kiss heavily as you bring your lips to her mouth.
"stop alpha p-please.. why wouldn't this wait until tomorrow?" you're fully crying now, begging and pleading with her to stop or slow down.
lottie doesn't let up, she breeds you over and over again, fucking her cum into your cunt every time. all you're able to do is drool on her fingers and take her throbbing cock roughly.
OKAY SORRYYYY i got carried away. i hope this is decent in some way. 🫡
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”i hope this is decent” as anon literally makes my pussy throb omg…. Thoughts, thoughts, THTOGUHUHU THOUGHTS
also anon I’m so sorry this took forever to finish I honestly almost bailed on this request at first because my long draft for this didn’t save but I HAVE to get it done no matter how old this is (warning for noncon and nsfw content ahead)
you weren’t aware of your movement prior to the violation. you were just innocently acting on your heat, half-asleep and barely conscious enough to register your grinding.
and lottie, she’s not one to resist her own urges. the perverted part of her brain triggers and her pheromones completely flare up. it’s like she loses all inhibitions. you trigger her and you don’t even realize it.
heat season was right around the corner. even when it hadn’t directly started, close to the beginning of heat season was a time that made the most strong-willed omegas into horny puddles. all that occupied their mind was getting bred or having rope after rope of seed pumped into them. but just because omegas were heated due to their biological functions, that didn’t mean all of them wanted to be preyed on. especially not during such a vulnerable time of the night, their slumber.
but lottie was a selfish alpha at heart. she liked to believe that she put her pups’ best interests in mind. but she didn’t restrict herself from taking control when her desires called for it. and right now, you looked too irresistible to ignore, curled up on your little bed. lottie had to have you. it’d be a crime if she didn’t pay attention to her most perfect treasure in their most unguarded moment. lottie was here to take care of you, whether you liked it or not.
lottie slips your shorts down, her mouth watering at your drooling cunt. fuck, did you even comprehend how turned on you were? why were you doing this to her? why did you have to be such a fucking tease? who cares if it’s unintentional? lottie takes offense to it regardless.
lottie isn’t careful about entering you. the heat and desperation overcrowds her senses and she loses all rationality. she slides her cock deep into you, burying herself almost to the hilt. you let out a loud gasp at the intrusion and dig your nails into the pillow.
at first, you’re afraid to turn around and see who is fucking you so hard. you’re afraid to meet your perpetrator’s eyes. but when you do finally decide to look, your heart sinks and your eyes widen like saucers. what the fuck does the alpha want with you?
“lottie,” you choke out a sob. “what are you doing? s-stop, i-it’s hurting. p-please it’s too much.”
“you can take it,” lottie reassures in your ear. “just be good for me, baby. i know that pretty pussy can handle it. that’s what good little puppies like you are made for.”
“lottie n-no,” you sob, whining into the pillow. lottie thrusts faster and you feel the bed shake underneath you. “please no. lottie please stop. it feels weird. i-it feels full. s-stop.”
lottie kisses your tears away, licking up the salt and practically drooling over how deep her cock is plunging inside of you.
“being such a good puppy for me. you can take it. i know you can. take it for me, baby. be a good omega, yeah?”
when lottie manages to cum, you say a prayer, hoping that the rough session will end. but you two are only getting started. lottie intends on breeding you at least five more times throughout the night. and you better keep up with her pace.
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There's evident distrust in Vash's face, his stiff shoulders; a hesitance in yielding to the sentiment that he had been a child worth such insistent pitying. He did have someone; he abandoned him. For what Vash the Stampede has done to the planet, the mercy of companionship would've been grotesquely undeserved.
His family at Home had decided to accept him, anyway. To clothe him, to care for him, to give him purpose. They took risks and made sacrifices for him. It'd be dishonorable to discredit that just because of how things started off. The crew could have decided to do much worse to him at any point, and they would be more than right to make good on it.
The priest has only a sliver of an understanding of the many decades spent in close contact with Home. They might have had an ugly beginning, but things were much more difficult then. All of it was a direct result of the Fall. Why would it be inexcusable to—
—At the sound of gunfire, at a child's pained cry, the Stampede's practiced hand floats down toward his hip, a few steps drawn back toward the bloodstained cave. His body moves before he can think to issue it any command, primed for action. …But the other man's tired voice pierces Vash's attention.
Wolfwood's not too far away, and he still stands taller, but somehow he still looks small. Vash's shoulders sink for a moment, before he draws them up and takes another step back. Thin wefts of mist thread the space in front of him. He sighs as the fog softens up the edges of his silhouette.
"If the suffering's all you're choosin' to focus on," Vash says, "It'll be all you see."
It's a somber thought in itself: things used to be so different between them. But if it's true that people change, it shouldn't be a surprise that their silly little friendship could not remain as bright as it had been. Not forever.
"I know what you're capable of." This wasn't forever, either. "Come home t'yourself already, Wolfwood."
"It's not what you shoulda done," he rasps out. His chin tips down to look at the other in the face as he tries to ignore the thick scent of blood. It's hard to keep his hands from shaking. "It's that you shoulda had someone."
He shifts his weight like he wants to move forward, his hand moving up but quickly dropping back to his side, curling up tight again. Wolfwood swallows, too, and his jaw tenses.
"I wish they didn't leave you alone there," he says. "Stuck in those handcuffs. All dark n'cold. Just 'cus they were... scared. You were scared, too, right?"
Wolfwood, frustrated, rakes a hand through his dark mess of hair. Somewhere is the unmistakable sound of gunfire, a pained cry of a child, the familiar voice of an old man scolding a boy coming deep from within the fog. A boy that didn't have anyone anymore and was so, so scared and lonely.
"You- you deserved better than what ya got," he manages to continue. "Wish they'd been kinder to ya. That's it. Okay?"
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Many happy returns, dear @elennemigo 🩵🤍💛🤍🩵 😘
#elennemigo#Happy birthday! 🎁#Benedict Cumberbatch#benedictcumberbatchedit#marvelcastedit#mcuchallenge#celebedit#menedit#BC#the inspiration for this - apart from the pretty obvious one 🇦🇷 - was the team's training kit design#why? and why did I think it'll look good?#🎵 No te lo puedo explicar#🎵 Porque no vas a entender#😅😆😂#well‚ actually I just think it looks super neat 😁⭐⭐⭐#and the idea was that the set would too...#- the idea -#maybe if I went for Benedict not 'in Argentinian colours' I could've made it better#but that was also the idea‚ so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#I do somewhat like the sun part though#which was ofc inspired by and is a tribute to your cozy theme that I love 🥰#I didn't take it from there though! made one myself! 😋#I may have struggled to figure out how to place it all to make it look neat and all that#(and failed hehehe)#but at least it looks fun and uplifting‚ I think 😋#also‚ just generally‚ it's the thought that counts‚ right? 😅#and a lot of thought went into it 😊 and a lot of heart 🤗#(and Benedict looks awesome in Argentinian colours 😁)#so yeah#happy birthday‚ sunshine! 😜😘
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Fluent Freshman - Part 14
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When Andrew came out of his bedroom to grab a second Allen wrench (he’s working on the frame of the dresser while Neil builds the drawers) he finds quite a few things to irritate him.
1st was the sound of his brother and his cousin arguing loudly. Andrew had been pretty clear that they needed to be quiet that morning but following Andrew’s clearly given guidelines was NEVER either of their strong suits.
2nd was the fact that there was a smell in the air that Andrew was unsure of. It wasn’t a bad smell. It didn’t smell like Nicky had left some component of the breakfast FF had bought to burn. Andrew sniffed the air again and…..lavender? It wasn’t really a smell that existed in the house of three college student boys.
3rd and most irritating was the fact that FF was not where Andrew had left him four hours ago on the couch. Again, Andrew had been pretty clear to both Nicky and Aaron that FF was to be left ALONE. FF hadn’t been able to go to sleep until Andrew had promised that nothing would happen to him while he slept.
He moves towards the kitchen table where Nicky and Aaron are eating some of the sour patch kids that FF had brought back as they argued, “He can’t be serious that Kate and I gross him out more than Andrew and Neil! I’ve seen how fast he walks away when they start getting gross.” He hears Aaron say.
“Aaron I have watched Smithy climb out a second story window because you and Katelyn started making out and he’d have to walk closer to you to go out the door.” Nicky returns. “I think you made him mad when you implied he was grossed out by Andrew and Neil. This is why I get spoon privileges and maybe, if Smithy is feeling forgiving, you can swipe your finger around the bowl.” he points at Aaron.
Andrew hangs back just out of sight.
He knows that FF does not like to be subjected to seeing PDA. A part of him feels…better at the confirmation that it really isn’t because him and Neil are both men. FF has seen them hold hands, kiss chastely, and lean on one another and been unbothered by that it was only when it started getting a little heated that they’d realize that FF had left. FF never makes a scene about it, never scoffs in disgust or squeals in delight he just seems to see where it’s going and will leave if he doesn’t want to see it.
It’s nice.
“Well he’s probably mad at you for waking him up. Andrew said to leave him alone.” Aaron returns.
“He needs breakfast! He also has to take his ulcer meds at the same time so he had to wake up and eat something. He can go back to sleep after!” Nicky defends.
Andrew scowls. Ok. Nicky could live if that was the reason he woke FF up. Still, why the hell is FF in the kitchen and more importantly what bowl and spoon are Aaron and Nicky arguing over?
Andrew tunes his family’s argument out and heads to the kitchen to find FF putting a baking dish into their oven while incense burned on the counter (Andrew now realizes that was the thin box that had been in with the rest of the candy)
He sees the bowl and spoon that Nicky had mentioned and more importantly he can see the chocolate brownie batter on them. Andrew walks over to the bowl and picks it up. He wipes his finger along the inside and…
He closes his eyes for a moment to savor the flavor of the batter. He leans against the counter and his hand brushes against….a five hour energy bottle. Andrew knows he had thrown out the two he had found in FF’s bags before (Ulcer + exhaustion + FF = bad he didn’t need to be a math major like Neil to understand that math.)
Andrew shoves the bottle in his sweatshirt pocket as FF turns around and stares at him passively. FF’s eyebrow’s raise slightly but there’s no other reaction. Andrew considers that, perhaps, FF had wanted to lick the bowl.
He offers the spoon instead knowing it is the better prize but FF is the one who bought the ingredients and mixed together this amazing batter, so he gets first dibs.
“That wouldn’t be good for my stomach.” He declines and Andrew wonders if FF had taken his meds yet or, in his tired state, he’s forgotten to.
“When did you wake up?” Andrew asks.
“Hour ago.”
He should go back to sleep after he takes his meds but also knows that FF probably won’t go to sleep until the brownies are done.
“I’ll make the pie tomorrow.” FF says and Andrew blinks out of his thoughts.
Andrew decides to go get FF’s meds for him. He’ll make it clear to FF later that the guy doesn’t HAVE to keep making amazing desserts as a thanks for being invited to Columbia. If FF just so happens to WANT to keep making amazing desserts then Andrew isn’t going to be the person that stops him.
He shoves the spoon in his mouth and heads out to go find Smith’s bag and his meds.
Aaron and Nicky see him and both let out outraged noises as their quarry had been stolen.
Andrew ignores them and gets to the bag by the couch.
Who the fuck just has 14 bottles of five hour energy sitting in their bag??
***
When Andrew handed FF his ulcer meds he could admit to feeling grateful even if Andrew had obviously gone through his bag to grab it. He swallows it dry because Andrew is standing by the sink and he knows that until Andrew eats a brownie he is not in a position to ask for favors big or small.
(He learned his lesson from that one time with Captain Neil. If he wants to do anything related to Russian he has to be in the safety of his lofted bed under the cover of night and the cover of his…covers while he reads via flashlight. He will not be caught so flat footed again! These are all necessary precautions!)
Andrew seems to very much want for FF to be in prime condition for the hunt. Part of him wonders if he’ll be released amongst other game animals and FF had never felt more jealous of the turkey who got pardoned by the president the day before. Why does that stupid bird get all the luck? Where’s his presidential pardon?
That grateful feeling evaporates into a dust cloud as Andrew lifts a plastic bag, “Stop drinking these.” Andrew hisses, “They’re going to make your ulcer worse.” He points at FF.
“I need them.” He says.
“For what?”
“Five hours of energy at a time.”
“Pull out the brownies and go back to sleep Smith.”
“They still have 10 minutes.”
“Then I’ll pull them out in 10 minutes.”
“There’s a final step that I have to do once they’re fresh out of the oven.”
“What is it.”
“Smith Family Baking secret. I don’t make the rules.” FF gestures towards where the incense continues to burn, “Great Gran’s recipe and methods cannot be shared with non-blood relatives. My mom wasn’t even let in on the secret.”
Thank god
Andrew glowers at him.
Oh God
“It’ll be just 20 more minutes.”
Andrew’s eyes narrow at him.
“They’ll be worth it.” He pleads.
Andrew rolls his eyes.
“Go to sleep when they’re done. Take Nicky’s room.” Andrew commands.
“Take Nicky’s what?” Nicky leans into the kitchen.
“Smith is going to go back to sleep on your bed.”
“Yeah you look like shit Smithy. Don’t worry, unlike Neil and Andrew’s bed mine is all safe.”
Nicky zips out of the kitchen with Andrew hot on his heels. Nicky really is a good friend.
He performs the sacred rites necessary upon the brownies when they come out of the oven and takes a small corner piece to taste test and -
He closes his eyes and clasps his hands together in prayer.
‘Thank you Great Gran.’ He prays earnestly.
‘Remember to wash behind your ears’ he thinks he hears a whisper of grandmotherly advice in return.
That was probably normal.
He extinguishes the incense.
He cuts up the brownies, finds a decently sized plate, and sets the brownies out on the counter before he starts to work on doing the dishes. Yeah Yeah he could have been cleaning while he waited for the brownies to cook! That’s what you always do right? Clean as you go?
Well have you ever been baking brownies that might be the difference between life and death? No? Well then FF is just going to have to stop you right there because he had the oven light on and his eyes GLUED to these fudgey squares.
Who knows what the cousins’ oven would do? He doesn’t know this oven. He and this oven are taking their first whirl together and it could decide to turn on him at any time. They don’t have the brotherhood that he and the oven at his Gran’s house have built over the years! This oven could be one of those ones that maintain their temperature by turning on the broiler! He felt like he could never again recklessly trust an oven after he tried to make crescent rolls in the Viking Oven at his step father’s house and had gotten them back blackened by the broiler.
That oven had been the SINGLE thing he had been excited about during the kitchen remodel which means naturally it was the thing that had betrayed him.
He lets himself think of all the ways he hates the Viking brand as he finishes the dishes and puts everything back to where they belong.
He walks out of the kitchen with the platter of brownies and sets them down on the table where Aaron and Nicky are sat. “Oh my god they smell amazing.” Nicky says and immediately his hand is shooting towards the plate and picking up a corner piece.
FF valiantly resists the urge to slap his and Aaron’s hands away. He needs these to compel Andrew into letting him live.
“Oh wow, those do smell good.” He hears Captain Neil’s voice and when FF turns around Captain Neil and Andrew are both there. It is only in that moment that he realizes that he should have bought some vanilla ice cream to go with these.
Andrew’s love of ice cream was not unknown, probably even infamous. He was the man who, during the summer training, had been so possessive over the soft serve machine in the cafeteria that anyone who wanted any had to ask Captain Neil to get them a bowl or risk being threatened.
He starts towards the door. At this point Target probably isn’t even that bad, probably just some irate people who didn’t come with the rush and are mad they missed out, maybe some officers talking to witnesses on who threw cast the first Wii remote, and workers who will hate him marginally less (unless he gets the same check out person and they remember him (unlikely))
His progress is arrested by a hand grabbing his hoodie.
“Where are you going?”
“I forgot Ice Cream.” And he could get a five hour energy to slam on the way back home.
He then finds himself being pulled down an unfamiliar hallway.
Ah, the anticipation had been killing him more than the fear of his demise. His brownies had not contained the requisite amount of grandmotherly love to save him he had been relying on extract (Great Gran’s spirit guiding his hands) instead of organic (he does not have grandchildren or children for that matter)
Maybe ice cream would have been the deciding factor? He’ll never know.
He closes his eyes and lets himself be dragged. He’s too tired to fight.
A door opens, and he finds himself sat on a bed.
Weird.
“You are falling asleep standing up. Go back to sleep. I’ll leave you at Eden’s if you fall asleep in the booth.” Andrew threatens.
What.
FF knows about Eden’s.
He has heard about it from Nicky trying to get him to agree to go but he’s pretty sure it’d be like introducing an Amazon rainforest frog to the Sahara desert in terms of survivability for him.
“We’re going to Eden’s tonight?” He manages to ask.
Andrew raises an eyebrow at him but answers, “Yes.”
“I’m not really interested in clubs. I don’t drink out in public or dance.”
“Neither does Neil. I just drink. We can stay in the booth.”
“I don’t want to interrupt your time with Captain Neil.”
“It’s fine, neither of us hate spending time with you.”
“I don’t have clothes for a place like that.”
“Nicky grabbed some for you. You’re coming tonight. Go to sleep.”
With that Andrew pulls Nicky’s curtains close, shuts off the light, and closes the door.
FF, always very much like a bird when placed into a suddenly dark environment, starts to feel some of the exceptional sleepiness that he’d been pushing off through sheer manic desperation to earn another day of life.
He lays down in Nicky’s bed and is tired enough that he can ignore the sheer amount of body glitter on the sheets (does Nicky excrete it like sweat??) and starts to let himself drift off to sleep.
Eden’s might be something completely out of his wheelhouse but-
A conversation with Nicky from when he’d been trying to get FF to go comes into his mind and he sits straight up in bed as Nicky’s words roll around in his head like stale hotdogs at a gas station.
“Eden’s is cool, even though there’s some sick shit in the basement.”
Eden’s is a Secondary Location with a BASEMENT.

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#Fluent Freshman AU#Andrew heads back out to try one of those brownies#Aaron and Nicky are both looking to the sky#'what the fuck did he DO to these? I would know if there was drugs in them right?' Aaron asks#'Is it straight that I want to kiss his grandma's hand?' Nicky asks#'It's his great grandma's recipe so it'll have to be her grave' - Aaron#'Fuck it. I'll dig up her grave and kiss her skeleton hand. These are divinely inspired.' - Nicky#Andrew tries one#Neil saved him two corner pieces#This is why Andrew intends to spend his life with this man#It's perfect#It's not like box brownies where it's all sugar and sweetness#it's bitter it's sweet is that a note of....spice? it's complex. It makes Andrew want to get a shovel and help Nicky desecrate a grave#He'll get in on the skeleton hand kiss#Maybe he'll take Neil and FF to the really cool speakeasy in the basement of Edens#It's quieter down there which he thinks FF would like#He doesn't have to watch out for Kevin tonight either#That's a good plan#Nicky and Aaron can dance and Andrew can show his appreciation for good baked goods to his friend#Nicky is not allowed near the Speakeasy nor is he allowed to know about it because it's suppose to be a secret#Nicky's terrible at keeping secrets!#He couldn't keep one if his or someone else's life depended on it#So Nicky thinks it's a straight swingers club down there#Which he has zero interest in#AFTG#AFTG AU#AFTG OC#AFTG shitpost#FF - Pt. 14
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it'll never stop being funny to me how 6 years old me was so on spot when she imagined mario as "an average, kind-hearted guy who was really good at jumping, really loved his timid brother luigi and liked the princess he romantically" while playing SMW over and over again before she was exposed to media that portrayed mario with a personality
#hence why it never made sense to me as a kid when i saw people saying mario hated luigi#i was always like 'no???? he doesnt?? am i the only one who thinks they have a good relationship??'#watching stuff that portrayed them as good brothers doing silly stuff together were highly favored by me#tbh i think the only thing i loved that didnt have them as such was Power Star#but mario was possessed through most of it so it doesnt count#im really happy to see that more and more people seem to favor the bros having a good brotherly bond#but still. HOW DID I GET THIS RIGHT AS A SIX YEARS OLD WHOSE ONLY MARIO GAME SHE PLAYED WAS SUPER MARIO WORLD????#just shows how i always valued people getting along over (un)funny bickering#LOOK. IT'LL NEVER STOP BEING FUNNY TO ME THAT I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THIS
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season three of the way home and I'm back on my nonsense
#let's see how long it'll last what with spring semester starting this week#on one hand I get that del would know her son. she'd know it was him. but on the other I feel like it's been so long#that she'd be suspicious if it were really him idk it all felt too quick?#like okay del knows now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#I feel like the problem is that the conversation happened off screen so we don't see much of a reaction#but even after that del doesn't seem to think much of it#I feel very thrown back into the series it's been so long#really should've rewatched the other seasons I barely remember anything rip#the way home hallmark#earl crow ramblings#also realizing that I might have entirely missed some of the end of season two how did that happen I don't know#girl help why was my first thought upon seeing jacob without his beard is that they should put some eyeliner on him and he'll look like#he's in some emo band from the 2000s or smth#I think they chose such a good actor for him#del handing jacob his bear and saying he's been waiting for you OH MY WORD I'll cry#EW I forgot about sam get him OUT#WHAT have they done to alice oh my word what's going on#what's with susanna??#oh they combed jacob's hair he looks normal again though tbh I like how it was before#good episode!! pacing felt off imo but okay it's the first episode of a new season
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started watching another home makeover show and it hit me once again how much I want an AU where George and Sapnap are the hosts of a 'siblings getting their own rooms' show (they compete on which room suits their respective kid best) and Dream is one of the cameramen who ended up commenting out loud about something so he ends up being a faceless fan favorite. George does flirt with Dream a lot. Sapnap is very tired of it. They also compete about which room Dream would like the best, which is not the point of the show but in their hearts it is.
#it'll be the kind of show no one expects to succeed but dream's clip goes viral#literally he's not even supposed to be part of the show but everyone wants to hear what he has to say#and it works out well because george and sapnap are obsessed with getting his approval#dream does not have interior design background so he honestly has no idea why anyone listens to him#what he doesn't know is he is VERY GOOD at knowing what the kids want because he's good at listening and also figuring out what they NEED#like there is an episode where this girl wants generic princess stuff but it turns out she just really looks up to her big sister#so dream finds out she likes art and building things with her own hands and there's a whole segment#where you just see his back while this kid is teaching him how to build a castle#and you see george watching from the side COMPLETELY BESOTTED#I NEED TO WRITE THIS FIC#these men in the car makeover show keeps on bantering i feel like it could be flirting#i need to use this energy into something less crazy (dnf is less crazy than these people)#like why did this man program his droid to answer the question 'is donny cute' 😔 and it answered yes but only when he is not talking#boi u just called the beefcake who kept hugging you cute#how am i not supposed to think about dnf
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dc is doing a little mini relaunch after the current crossover finishes and honestly thank god because literally only two of their current ongoings interest me but there's a bunch of fun looking stuff happening in november that i might actually look at. and also it's starting series for several guys who should have had ongoings this whole time like the fucking JUSTICE LEAGUE
#i.e. black lightning JSA question batgirl. and i'll keep up with justice league now that they actually HAVE an ongoing#insane that it just wasn't happening for so long. why did they do that.#now i might actually take an interest in the mainline crossovers if there's a series that they're actually building from#then again. if it's crap i probably won't stick with it#but like marvel has three avengers books running concurrently CONSTANTLY. and yet dc hardly ever has justice league stuff going on#a team book is just. the obvious place to do all that stuff. cos i'm not reading batman i do not CARE about batman#but the new justice league has flash and black lightning and martian manhunter and other guys who i think are cool outside the Trinity guys#also i'm thinking i'll have a look at the 'absolute' universe. yes we are pointing and laughing at the batman design but it seems like an#interesting concept. and also extremely funny that they're going oh fuck marvel relaunched ultimates we have to do something like that too#but actually looking at the ACTUAL premise of the thing. it's more about making an extremely stripped back version of each character#designed to be at their lowest with no support systems in place#idk how it'll turn out. might be too edgy and angst filled for my tastes.#but it looks worth a look#for the record the two series i'm actually readign currently are poison ivy and the flash.#flash i'm actually collecting (i got in when it started and am yet to be disappointed)#lily dot tee ex tee#my pull list is getting so long. and my actual pull list of comics i'm buying is getting a bit much too#but i do not regret impulse subscribing to The Power Fantasy having just read issue 1. it's INCREDIBLE.#i've stopped getting ultimate x men tho. was good but i don't think really worth the money of getting it physically. i'll just pirate.#and tbh the current dr who run is eh. and also only a 4 issue limited series. but it's dr who comics of course i'm collecting it anyway.#immortal thor is a thousand times worth the money tho holy SHIT that book is SO GOOD and i'm SO GLAD i'm reading it physically#sorry i don't comicspost often but i had. a lot of thoughts.
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tagged by @your-dark-thor (thank uuuuuuu <33333333 this is such a fun tag game :D)
rules: make a 24-hour poll with the names of your wips, let it run, then write one sentence for every vote the winner got.
tagging: @demon-glittter @cowboyhorsegirl @ouredentogether @jedibongrip @0bstinate @8-bitdyke
#i actually haven't written in a while and it's been hard for me to get back to it#so i feel this might be good hehe#that's also why all these are obikin havent written anything for trigun yet 😔#ah well actually i think i did start this robvash idea but it was just the idea no actual writing yet#anyways!!! kinda excited for this haha it'll force me to write. but like in a good way#tag game#looking at the docs for these after a while and realizing they aint bad im just mean to myself 😭
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Me at 10:30pm, delusional: I can definitely do the Cazador fight and then go to sleep at a normal time
#j rambles#I Feel So Normal About These Characters#i gotta say it's still a hard fight but the blood of lathandar makes it. significantly easier lol#i don't have anything insightful to say other than just. god i love astarion's story. they did such a good job#plus the graveyard scene was super sweet#(i knew about the 'absolute freak' line but i never knew what conversation it triggered in so that made me actually laugh out loud)#only dampened a little by the amount of animation bugs I've been seeing since the last patch#interactions with the taller player character have felt a little janky recently#i also got my halsin scenes earlier today and whenever my character kisses him in the camp they both try to lean down which looks very sill#(now i get why halsin is written Like That in fanfic. holy hell)#anyway. i made a save before the fight so i may go back after this run to see what the ascension is like#i don't think it'll be as satisfying but i am curious#OKAY i have to go to sleep it's nearly 2#in which j liveblogs#baldur's gate 3
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i just finished saw v and i don't have high hopes for the rest of the franchise (based on what ive heard) but im in too deep to stop now
#no i haven't enjoyed the last two no i don't expect to get much out of the next five or so movies. but i need to know.#i guess saw v mightve suffered bc i watched it basically immediately after iv#something i didnt do with any of the others#but i was told v was one of the good ones so i was looking forward to it. i dont think it was burnout yknow#but uh. i didn't like it. i think i liked iv more honestly. strahm and hoffman do absolutely nothing for me#i liked the traps. that was it though#it felt so pointless and empty. it was the first one where i genuinely wondered why they made it. why did they decide to keep going with#this. i think ii and iv both function more/better as setup for their following films but like. at least iii was pretty good yknow#like both amanda and hoffman's accomplicing feels kinda retconned in but at least amanda's an interesting character#what does hoffman have. what does strahm have. nothing. and no i don't think they have much in the way of homoeroticism either.#i don't tend to be so negative and im sorry if someone goes in the saw tags and feels bad about me talking shit about something they like#because i know that doesn't feel good. honestly i'd love to hear why people like v. maybe it'll change my opinion of it if i look at it a#different way yknow? but for now im just annoyed by it. iv was engaging in the moment but very forgettable#i liked riggs well enough but we barely learned a thing about him. he wasn't a deep character at all and i think that's a shame#but v was just a paperwork-based cat and mouse chase. 90 minutes and it still felt like they were wasting my time#why did strahm go to the old trap locations? i don't think he found anything out there. likr it was just a framing device for the flashback#but he didn't actually have a reason to go there. waste of my time#not an original critique im sure but saw ii on seems to be more focused on scale and layers of shit (i.e. having two games going at once)#than using the traps to examine the characters. i mean you go from two guys in a bathroom for a couple hours#learning about who they are gradually at a slow pace vs like 8 people in a house plus cop stuff plus 90 second traps of dubious fairness#hoffman has no real relationship with kramer (unlike amanda) and basically everyone who'd been following jigsaw is dead and so are jigsaw#and (presumably) amanda. what am i supposed to be here for? the vague outline of a saw trap? the type of torture happening?#im not even opposed to that per se but frankly the more they focus on the cops surrounding this shit the less fun it is#why are you making all the traps like 15 seconds long and tied to characters who aren't the primary focus. it's saw#ughh i miss adam. i miss amanda. hell i miss kramer and he was pretty present in this one (flashbackwise)#whateverrr. anyway that poll comparing chainshippng shotgunnshippng and coffinshippng where shotgun was last? lesbophobic.#im only half joking about that. im sure ppl have their reasons for coffin but i also think it's the tendency fandom bias for “two white guy#ships. but hey maybe vi and onwards will add more context to that that'll make me reconsider. i mean i wouldn't have liked the amanda#accomplice thing That much if i'd only seen ii. i think iii really makes it mesh better and it leads to fun character stuff#(though i still think i would've liked it more bc like. amanda was always grateful to jigsaw right? again hoffman comes outta nowhere)
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Yep. Mario movie still looking mid as fuck.

#my post#movie trailer#mario movie#super mario bros. movie#the super mario bros. movie#why did they think it was a good idea to give that luma a mouth? it makes them look more weird than cute#and don't get me started on the overusage of fanservice to all the other mario media#if you're adding references to past media of a franchise at least space them out instead of shoving it in everyone's faces every 5 seconds#and the plot is SO predictable and uninteresting#mario and luigi are two plumbers from brooklyn who get sent to another world one day#the two get separated upon being teleported and luigi gets kidnapped by bowser#mario ends up in the mushroom kingdom teams up with peach and toad and they all go on a mission to save luigi#all while making new friends allies and foes along the way in the smb worlds they come across#soon they board on their go-karts to face bowser defeat him and mario reunites with luigi#watch the 'big twist' be they were born in the mushroom kingdom and got sent to brooklyn as babies#after reading charlie day's interview what's the point of keeping the plot of this a secret if literally everyone knows what it'll be about#ESPECIALLY if it's about mario? i swear to fucking god with spoiler culture#if your movie hinges solely on avoiding any and all spoilers from everyone especially when it's twist-driven then it's not a good movie#and that's exactly what this movie has going on: excessive broad appeal to compensate:#1. the fact that there's nothing interesting about it at all and 2. its obsession to avoid spoilers and twists from the cast and audience#sounds really on brand for nintendo illumination and the teen titans go! creators#(i mention the ttg creators because they are involved with making this movie which explains a whole lot)
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there's a commercial on the local radio station for like at&t or something but it's in collaboration with the wicked movie, so it's a dad basically being like "my whole family is obsessed with wicked, our wifi can barely handle it!" idk it's just. i'm not entirely sure what it is i feel but i just remember how i was obsessed with so many musicals (including wicked) when i was in middle school and it was considered REALLY uncool. like i was a little weirdo for it, and i was always singing and always people were like "ugh shut up already." one time i tried to show my friend "for good" when i graduated eighth grade and her boyfriend (my former friend turned fucking bully asshole) told me "no, don't corrupt her with that!" by showing it to her. which is its own thing but. i don't know it feels weird to hear on the radio someone proudly say their family is obsessed with a musical, even if it is a fake family. it's like ha. in my time i got fucking bullied for that. there is also something strange i feel regarding that specifically as it is an advertisement, which means 1) the point is to advertise the movie (and the wifi) and 2) it's socially acceptable to some level to be obsessed with something that is being hyped up like some big cultural moment.
#i have my doubts about that tbh. i'm gonna be honest im not excited for the movie#i did what i always do when movie musicals and remakes (and any disney movies until they prove themselves otherwise) are announced:#completely dismiss it as something fake or fan made until real advertisements start coming out and i have to accept that it's real#and then i usually ignore it#they announced wicked and my initial reaction was nooo.......#esp w ariana grande ik she sings good i just don't trust her and ive never liked her#then the trailer came out and i had some hope but i'm still extremely on the fence#so yeah im not gonna watch it unless someone invites me or it comes out and actually is good#i don't have that much hope for thag tbh#i don't think it'll be bad but i feel like it really is just gonna be another movie musical (disappointed)#anyways. very very funny and strange to hear this commercial truly#i was bullied for this shit like seven or eight years ago and now it's an advertisement?#it's just an ad it's really not that important. but something about it just feels. strange.#like if someone took something important to you and turned it into a stuffed doll to sell. it feels weird.#like i get obsessed with things. and i still don't tell a lot of people about my real interests or the extent of them#bc im scared it'll be weird#or that they'll give me that look i know way too well#and i haven't gotten it in a while and ive gotten better at opening up#but this commercial just feels. idk maybe im even a little bit and maybe unreasonably angry#like some sort of sick 'why do you get what i didn't get?'#and all for commercialism#hmmmm. hm.#bluebird.txt
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Yes, this is a new account, I just made this. I don't care if people question the authenticity of my post, my experience as a shifter, or whatever I'm about to say.
I don't know how to use Tumblr, nor do I know how to make my post reach people who need it, nor would I be a narcissist and say "you're lucky if you found my post!" I don't mind if this reaches an audience or not, I'm glad to get everything off my chest.
Yes. I've shifted.
I have shifted realities, more times than I can count on my fingers, and that is for a very specific reason, which I'll explain later.
I'm writing this because I'm about to permashift, and no, I won't hear out any antishifters or people who don't like permashifting in general, I don't care about your opinion so don't waste my time.
Before I start, I'd like to say one thing:
I was irrational minded, I lacked belief in myself and shifting. Shifting often times felt like a chore more than a fun activity, and i have to admit, it became an unhealthy habit.
So? Why did I mention this?
Because I had been lurking around shifting communities and I realised everyone feels like this, a very (mentally) painful feeling where the lack of shifts starts acting as your biggest enemy, and the phrase:
"Shifting needs practice!"
Sounds like poison when it comes from an experienced shifter.
Though, is the phrase actually true?
No, not at all.
Shifting does not need practice!!
Here's why:
(BTW, I will explain my "method", no matter if I have time or not. Also, I don't call this reality "Current Reality", instead I call it Void reality, so don't get confused.)
The "practice" you're doing is only affecting your void reality (taking time out of your day, making you constantly think you're in your learning phase, so it doesn't exactly lead to your desired reality, does it?)
Of course, if you view it as a skill, it will in some way act like that, it'll become a skill for you, and you can never succeed on your first, second, third, hundredth try, because in your brain you have registered the fact that shifting is this grand, universal task, and that it is very difficult (because its common sense that you practice difficult things to get good at them)
Practice is a very humane and earthly act, if people have succeeded doing just practice, then good for then, they're right in their own way, but it didn't work for me, and in my opinion it's the worst way to view shifting, and often times it is demotivating, and you'll mess up you're entire journey.
Shifting is not a skill, shifting is a universal law.
I'll become more clear as I explain my journey:
My journey:
I found shifting from a random YouTube video 3 years ago. I might have only said cool and moved along.
A year later something traumatic happened in my life, which shook me so badly I needed an escape.
First of all, I chose astral projecting, but I realised I was too much of a coward to do so.
Then I came towards shifting, first DR was very typical, it was Hogwarts.
Having no knowledge whatsoever in the topics of spirituality, meditation, I went straight to methods, because they were like guides for me, I was very inexperienced, of course, and looked at other people and what they were doing for guidance.
Alice in wonderland method didn't do much, raven method was too uncomfortable (side note, all this raven method does is make you too focused on your void reality, cmon, in your DR are you laying down like a starfish?) And I was having terrible trouble with my intrusive thoughts (which made the floor disappear from under my feet, made the stairs for the stairs method too short to climb or straight up made them dissappear as well)
I didn't have any luck that year, no mini shifts, no lucid dreams, or sleep paralysis. And my DRs never remained constant. They always changed on a daily basis.
I was big on methods, I couldn't realize they never worked for me.
Although, this year of failure led me to finally figure out where I belonged.
A DR made out of scratch, which I spend much effort in putting the pieces of it together.
The DR, which was called "Home reality" really made me feel settled in my journey.
LOA, and the consciousness theory were the leading factors which made me shift.
And don't worry, it isn't what you're tired of being told, I didn't just apply any orthodox definition of LOA and succeeded.
Background to my first shift:
It was a particularly stressful day, I really missed my home.
I was studying at my college (I still am, but...) and I was dreading giving a chemistry test, I did not prepare. In my mind, one thing was constantly looping in my head.
The scenario of the chemistry teacher coming in, and taking the test, and the next day I get it handed back with a big fat zero.
But then I stopped and wondered, having already known about the consciousness theory, so according to it:
"I am constantly letting this thought run in my mind, and constantly letting this reality dictate what happens next."
Basically, I realized what was about to happen next was indirectly in my control, but with my line of thinking, I was letting this reality control it directly.
I stopped, like actually stopped thinking.
And with a blank mind I thought.
"I won't have to take any test today."
And went around telling my classmates this with a confident tone.
The teacher came in, said we'll instead do some practicals in lab.
So the test got cancelled.
Going home, I got excited, i felt powerful.
I decided to apply this to shifting.
Before shifting, I took a nap during the day, (if you're tired your body insists on sleeping, so your mind will get hazy and you will start acting lazy towards your goal)
And after living how I normally would, before bedtime, I listened to some songs, and look at a Pinterest board which reminded me of my home reality.
My method and what happened next:
First phase of shifting:
When I laid down on the bed to start shifting, I first got comfy (for me, if I feel sleepy for some reason, I laid on my back, I can't fall asleep in that position, but if I think ill stay awake until I reach a "detached state" then I sleep on my side, it's comfortable)
I obviously wasn't checking the time, but I spent about 10 minutes getting relaxed, all I do to relax is:
a) look at the blackness (closed eyes, looks like starry skies) and try to believe I'm looking at the milky way.
b) think about my home reality, just faces of my loved ones, and nostalgia inducing images.
c) Affirm, but don't focus entirely on affirming, usually in the back of my mind I'm repeating "I have shifted to my home reality" "I have shifted my senses to my home reality" "I have stopped sensing the void reality" "I am smelling, tasting, feeling, hearing and seeing my home reality" no other fancy affirmations required. (Now that I think about it, you need to affirm NOW because this method has two phases, one where you are shifting, and one where you have shifted, and you are in the 3D, where you are occupying your DR self, their thoughts, and memories, and popular method usually only have one phase, either you are shifting, or have shifted. So my point is if you affirm later and you'll be affirming when you're supposed to be in your DR, and obviously, your DR self won't be spouting out affirmations about shifting to a random reality for no reason.)
During this time, you'll feel tingly all over. It's a good sign.
And you'll feel a certain detachment, like you aren't exactly here, you have no idea what position you're lying in, and where your feet are. (Please, for the love of God do not start counting your feet or get freaked out that you can't feel your leg, you'll come back to the void reality.)
So you can start the next phase.
Middle phase (optional):
To prepare for the next and last phase, you can do this to get ready, or don't (First read the third phase)
This is all about connection to your DR.
Think about memories from your DR, focus on the faces of your loved ones, the way you act, talk, your mannerisms in your DR, or you can simply say affirmations like these one:
My name is ___.
I work as a ___.
My age is ___.
Don't try to imagine vividly or anything, lightly touch upon the basic details of your DR, the construction and foundation of any reality and the person, who has existed there for their entire life.
(That's you!)
Phase three:
Take a sudden, abrupt stop from your stream of thoughts. (Yes intrusive thoughts will still pop up but don't give any importance to them) when you're in a blank state of mind, not longer than 30 seconds, you need to build up to the last step of your shifting method, and journey.
a) start imagining hearing the voices of your loved ones or just any voice, calling your DR name, your nicknames, with different tones. (For example, i heard my name in an angry tone from my father when he was scolding me, I heard my name followed by a laughter when my S/O teased me.)
OK, for me, I started feeling intense, groundshaking symptoms at this moment. Sudden flashing of lights, extreme feeling of floating, and ofcourse, feeling tingliness so much that it felt like pins and needle on my entire body. (I did ignore the symptoms)
b) plan the rest of your day in your DR, which you will be spending.
AGAIN, PLEASE DON'T SAY IT LIKE THIS.
❌️When I reach my DR ❌️ I will have to go to that eye specialist for that appointment.
Instead: (and the more you personalize it, the better)
Ughhh, I have to go to that appointment- this day will suck.
(Don't mind my example, that was the only thing I could think of at the moment)
c) in this reality, you are constantly thinking of something, your thoughts are definitely what constructs this reality, and your current thoughts are affecting your subconscious. (By this point, your subconscious is grounded in your DR, so don't worry about that bastard.)
Now, you're going to start thinking, thoughts which are going on in your DR self's mind, start with one sentence, with which you'll be able to start consciously thinking like your DR self.
And think in the style, tone, and mood of your DR self, and keep the thoughts strictly related to your DR.
Thats it, but what happens afterwards? And what happened to me?
So for me, I started feeling weird while I was thinking.
And I remember I thought this:
"Ugh, I don't want eggs for breakfast."
(I'm not saying this is the key to shifting, at this point, I had covered various topics, including, weather, my upcoming work assignment, and praised my S/O for a good 5 minutes.)
And I started panting, like suddenly I was trying to catch my breath, the room felt bright, so I opened my eyes, and well, I was in my home reality :)
I was delirious for a few second, my S/O was looking at me worriedly, but surprisingly, it didn't even take me a minute to adjust, it felt all so natural and I wasn't scared.
I didn't even feel emotional, at all, and didn't hug my S/O with tears in my eyes, I straight up asked to be served breakfast, incase anyone was wondering.
So that's it.
Although i have much to say, I'm tired of writing, but I'm more than willing to answer each and every one of your questions, although I only have 7 hours left till I permashift, I'll remain mostly active till then.
And no, I'm not rereading this to fix my grammar, so just ask if anything confused you.
Ask away.
I'm still not sure if this'll reach anyone or not.
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