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I absolutely hate literally everything about this. I think obviously the worst part is the just absolutely obliteratory levels of transmisogyny and approaching it from behind is the internalised binary normativity and more general transphobia, but like. What was this person doing this for. Why did they do this. Did they receive a curse from an evil wizard perhaps.

hmm. dont like this one

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this is one of my favourite videos ever i turned it into an mp3 and put it on my phone so i could listen to iy whenever i wanted

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Nothing will make you feel so old as talking about the technology you had growing up with those only 3 or 4 years younger than you

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I cannot think of any other chocolate bar that had the slogan "IT'S NOT FOR GIRLS!" on it and then had to remove it because it was clearly sexist but also cheapened it's recipe at the same time and used the sexism/traditionalism argument to distract from the fact that they were also noticeably worse.

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I maintain every child should have a middle name that is sufficiently Different to be something they could choose to go by during a teenage rebellious phase while having it still be a legally-valid name that their school is required to use. Name must be gender neutral, bonus points if it's not SO edgy that it will age like finest milk.

Examples:

Many nouns. "River", "Flame", "Rowan" etc.

Just "cool names". I still like that I got to pick mine so now I'm Noelle legally and nobody can stop me <3 But also stuff like the trans girl classic "Lilith" is eternal. I still maintain they should be gender neutral tho.

Many creatures. "Raven" is a popular one.

Edgy ones that run the risk of schools/family not respecting them. "Danger" is the classic but also stuff like "Trouble" and "Strife". Still, how funny would it be to go "my legal name is Jason Strife Chucklesworth" or some shit. Absolute mad lad shit.

This plan has such legs.

They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post

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Being a trans woman is like if you ever turned off your customer service voice you die

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This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

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Animals figuring out that if they're chill about it, the humans will let them use the boat as a fuckin taxi service. Extremely good, love that shit.

This is how the world should be ❤️

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seeing kookaburras in zoos makes me giggle (as it does the kookaburras) because thats just a guy

i actually love seeing vids from like british zoos that have coyotes cause i'm like hey little buddy, i saw you outside my house last night what are you doing in the place for fancy animals. and then i remember that coyotes and bobcats and raccoons and mountain lions are americas-exclusives

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they should invent a weed that gets me high again

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is this about yorkie bars

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To defeat algorithmic censorship, we must do something I call "reverse euphemism". Instead of coming up with "clean" versions of taboo terms, we need to use the taboo terms to refer to mundane things, thus forcing the censors to allow them.

We already started doing it with "rawdogging". We should keep going.

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knights should let me touch their swords because I'm curious about the craftsmanship, and definitely not so I can flirt using thinly veiled sheath-themed euphemisms

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yuup 👆 healthy baby animal