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[doubledudeski]

sleep deprived dad activities

original image:

saw this and thought the kitty's fur pattern was similar to bee's helm thing in shape. the brainrot is real

[ranibwsprimklez]

Didn't even watch the full chapter yet but i already love this guy

I love fat characters and will always love fat characters ,,,Fat bitches kiss me !!!!

[dcxdpdabbles]

Danny: WHERE AM I!?

Tim: My room.

Danny: HOW DID I GET HERE!?

Tim: I will admit that I may have kidnapped you, but it was for a really good reason

Danny: YOU WHAT?! YOU'RE LIKE SEVEN!

Tim: I'm actually nine, but I am small for my age, so I'll let that slide. I took you because I want to make a deal. You need a place to hide until you're eighteen, and I need someone who can protect Robin until he's eighteen. We can help each other out. I provide lodging, meals, and education should you like it, by day and you become my hero's bodyguard by night

Danny: WHAT?!

Tim: Do you always yell when talking or that your normal voice?

Danny: I...look kid I just need time to process. I mean the last thing I remember I was eating a free burrito that somone....handed to me....*gasp* You tampered my free food!?

Tim: Yes. It was quite easy, actually. I normally wouldn't have done it, but I need someone to protect Robin. Last night, he got hurt in the field, and Batman yelled at him. I'm worried they'll break apart soon if it happens again. I will not survive the Dynamic Duo falling out.

Danny: I wont survive being thier protector either! Do you know what will happen to me once word gets around that Danny Fenton resurfaced to fight crime?

Tim: I suspect the parents you're running from will find you but not to fear. You'll be in disguise by night and by day. I can make you my Dad's illegitimate son with fake papertrail. Daniel Drake will have no connection to Danny Fenton or Poltergeist, the friendly ghost protector.

Danny: Oh, and your folks will be okay with that, I'm so sure. Every couple wants to find out the husband has an illegitimate son.

Tim: Yes, they are totally fine with it! I asked for permission from them last night. Mom is excited to dramatically welcome you into the house after she publicly confronts Dad about it. He wants to say he had you with a maid who he proposed to only to find out she had been stealing from the company and used him for his body and money. He said he always wanted to have a romantic scandal.

Danny: ......

Danny: You're an odd family

Tim: Thank you! So will you do it?

Danny: What the hell, why not. I'm tired of the streets anyway. People handed out drugged burritos there. It ain't safe.

Tim: *Squeal* Thank you, big brother! You're the bestest brother in the whole world.

Danny: Don't do that. It's creepy.

[pastabaguette]

i have to put the meowrails into every new thing i get into. it’s simply the rules.

i tried to imitate jjba’s art style here, i hope that’s apparent enough. they are supposed to be 17 in this au, simply because it was easier for me to reference rather than 13.

i have a few ideas for potential stands for them, but they’re not done yet. we’ll see.

(sorry if their clothes suck. i have no idea what i’m doing.)

[zephyrchama]

There was a twinge of worry in Beelzebub's voice when you picked up his phone call. There was hardly any delay between the time you accepted the call and him going, "hey. Is Belphie with you? I can't find him. He's not in the attic, or our room, or the kitchen."

"Yeah, he's with me," you replied. Beelzebub exhaled a sigh of relief. You didn't have to look far to confirm the Avatar of Sloth was slouched against your shoulder. "He's taking a na-"

"I'm protecting you." Belphegor slurred his words as he stirred back to consciousness. His arm coiled around your lower back. Maybe he was still in dreamland.

You held the phone away from your mouth to explain, "Beel's on the phone. Do you want to talk to him?"

Belphegor huffed and dug his forehead into your shoulder with closed eyes. "Just tell him I'm protecting you."

"Um. Okay." You turned your attention back to the phone. "Belphie wants you to know that he's protecting me."

"That's great," his twin responded. "From what?"

"I... don't know."

You pressed your cheek against Belphegor's head to ask, "hey, Belphie? Whatcha protecting me from?"

He grumbled several sleepy little groans before insisting, once again, "I'm protecting you." There was no further elaboration.

"Cool, thanks."

Back into the receiver, you explained, "I have no idea, but he's protecting me."

"That's great," Beelzebub repeated.

[charlesoberonn]

[dandp]

what

[the-muppet-joker]

What if we kissed... and we were both boys... and you were the Joker... and I was Kermit the Frog... and we used tongue... and we explored each other's bodies... and you got me pregnant... and

[barnespls]

Two sketches I did for @jasspurr’s The Heart is Hard to Translate! They have some of my favourite writing so go read their works if you haven’t yet.

[nothingbizzare]

Time passes

[hemlock-dreams]

what happens after the reveal?

Peter tries to give him some space- but manages to go about a day before he runs after Wade. Unfortunately, it turns out that Wade can really disappear if he puts his mind to it.

After a solid week of running himself ragged, Spider-Man finally finds Wade and they solve their problems the traditional way, with an (almost) no-holds barred near-death match.

It's not smooth sailing afterwards, but they're on tentative speaking terms. Peter's still got a lot of groveling to do.

And as always, Ty for all the love <3333

[gldnstrngs]

modern merlin characters in stardew valley

i am having so much fun with this

(heres the link i used for the character creations!

https://jazzybee.itch.io/sdvcharactercreator)

[klancer-warrior]

sad klance hours i fear

[soulzerofever]

here you go tumblr you can have my meme i made in the 15 seconds of downtime i had yesterday

based off this post!

[hajihiko]

kofi doodles!

transfem Nagito x Chiaki for eatcrow

Izuru interacting with someone for Ren