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wibble-wobbegong · 2 years

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THERES A NOAH VERSION

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scarysanctuary · 2 months

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I'm sure there are Criston Cole fans, and that's totally okay!! (don't keep reading this post though lol) but personally, whenever he shows up on screen, I'm like this

I do not like this man, he's always given me incel vibes, like he doesnt know how to take responsibility for his own actions, and tends to blame the woman in his life instead. Its not his own fault for sleeping with Rhaenyra, she forced him, and she's also the evil one for refusing to drop her whole life and duty to her family, to go run off with him. He's unrealistic and never stopped to ask Rhaenyra what she wanted and what her plans were for the future, he just assumed that they would get married, the only thing that mattered was that he'd get to absolve his sins. He continues to lose his temper, and has killed innocent people as a result. He breaks his vows, and then proceeds to accept roles and positions that require certain honor and skill that he knows deep down he's simply not qualified for. He is unfair to Rhaenyra's kids when they were younger and helped train Alicent's kids instead, showing he is a bitter and vengeful person, not caring who gets caught in the crossfire as long as he gets a good shot in. Even when he decided to kill himself in season 1, sure, he felt guilty for breaking his vows, and thought suicide was the only way to atone for that sin now that marriage was out of the picture, but he stopped when yet again, another woman "saved" him, another woman he can latch onto and then resent when they cannot be everything he needs them to be (not to mention, his sudden suicide after their fight would have been incredibly selfish/cruel to Rhaenyra who would have been riddled with guilt for who knows how long). He has no real agency over his life and actions otherwise, hell, he wasnt even the one that decided he should continue to live, he needed Alicent to do that for him, he doesnt make his own way through the world, he follows orders, and then acts like he had no part in it when things go wrong. He doesn't have a real identity outside of the cloak/pin that he wears, and the women that he beds, yes, he's a flawed character like everyone else in the show, but, what bothers me about him most, is not that he kinda sucks, its because he sucks while also acting like he is above it all, that he's better than everyone else, when really he's just a weak child, looking for love and reassurance, a child that becomes dangerous and hateful when he doesn't get what he wants, i just can't respect a character like this.

#I AM SO BIASED THOUGH #i am open to seeing if he grows in season 3 as well. and i am curious how this situation with alicent will play out.#but id say hes def my least fav character on the show and i wanted to try to figure out why that is. and maybe it comes down to--#thinking hes just a bad character and so he frustrates me? like one of those men tht strut around like they are tough but r actually weak a #hotd #hotd spoilers #anti criston cole #house of the dragon

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andy-clutterbuck · 2 years

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Super Bowl Sinday 2023

#HAPPY SINDAY BABES #and i'm you commentator The Trash Goblin #Rick Grimes #*#rg #i don't watch football it's an excuse to eat and make margaritas for me #and make trash gifsets.....like i need an excuse for that #i ran the gamut #shirtless sweaty python blood hands things being blown rain the strut #Sugarbutt 🍑💖#one second i'm fine and then there he is and i'm like fill me to the brim #*cash register noise* *breaking glass* *car horn*#why must you holster kevin with such force...dare i say thrust it in there #yes i dare #it's his side for me when he's rolling over in the second to last gif #i don't know why #you look great in red babe #that bottom lip is illegal #even in the apocalypse #imagine rick controlling his cowboy daddy swagger #sounds fake #hello illac furrow adonis belt v lines whatever the crap you wanna call them #also his arm hair but i'm not gonna be that weird right now #that fourth gif is just yeah......#i don't think you need to sigh like that when you're stressed out #like how else am i supposed to look at that #tag yourself i'm below the frame

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holysaintscathedral · 1 year

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#why is he kinda....👀#hierophilia #priest kink #priestkink #babe is walking like he's on the runway #werk #i don't have a witty caption for this I'll just let his strut speak for itself

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sunlightfeeling · 5 months

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just Takuya bringing an old man to his knees and making sure not to get any cooties on him

#HIS STRUT GETTING PAST SANMA!?#why is this old man so cunty #🧎🏻‍♀️sighhh #kimura takuya #木村拓哉 #takuya kimura #smap #sanmasmap #sanmasmap 2009 #tsukutta #sanmasmap gifs #but he’s actually such goals here 😭😂#my inspiration….i wanna be like him someday…#just step on someone..then walk past them as if they aren’t worth anymore of your time as they slowly try to recover

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konshokoentaiko · 2 months

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i always thought i was a very typical enemies to lovers girlie but i think i just realized my actual taste in ships is the dynamic where the two are supposedly equal rivals/enemies who represent diametrically opposed themes (for the Aesthetic), but in actuality it’s just one of them yanking the other around on a chain while the other whines and rages and protests and ultimately makes an absolute spectacle of themselves

so uhhh. how did THAT happen and when and why

#L and light fit this dynamic bc my mental model of their conversations is like this #L shoots light a question mostly meant to fuck with him and it works bc light instantly starts running in around in circles in his brain #he’s like a circus performer juggling ten rings on a tightrope. obsessively constructing his answer based on what he imagines he looks like #in L's eyes. he's like... a peacock strutting around with his feathers out or some shit. so easily provoked. he's doing this to himself!!!#this is not even mentioning that L had light on a literal leash (that's what im calling the chain.) but anyways #i started shipping them in yotsuba arc and it was the moment where light did a thing in hunting down yotsuba and L was like hmm. good boy.#(me: having visions of light's brain shorting out in this moment (bc the praise kink shit is so real and personal to me))#but then he turns it into another test: you're so good you could replace me actually. and then light just calls him on it in front of the #whole task force with this big dramatic speech like he'd reached into L's brain and pulled the thoughts directly from his head #light is constantly performing at L's whims and he hates it ofc. he's under investigation; why wouldn't he? but secretly he's having the #time of his life bc he's a bit deranged and he likes showing off!!! to L!!!#out of all versions of light i think yotsuba!light felt most strongly about having Something To Prove. to everyone and to L specifically #at this point after the fake-memory kira shenanigans he's def not a normal strait-laced boy even if he's pretending very hard to be one #theres so much u can do w that dynamic imo. like it isnt just neutered kira vs L it's got its own flavor that can only exist at that time #especially if u also assume L realizes light has lost his memories and is kinda trying to manipulate him about it #anyways back to my original point. i can't believe it took an anthropomorphic tv man hitting the base versions of my tastes with deadly #precision for me to even realize what they were. im going insane about this. thank you anthropomorphic tv man. i guess #this is also why alastor + lucifer isn’t doing it for me i think. hating each other over power levels? or over charlie? boringgg #it’s gotta be more personal than that. they’re more evenly matched in how they feel about each other but it feels soulless #i need that raw gut churning angst lmaooo #this is also partly why i can’t get into angel + husk and im MAD about it. i think they’re the kind of ship i might’ve liked back when i #was 12 and losing it over sns (naruto) for the first time. but now i’m a diff type of person apparently

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mazojo · 2 years

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Inupi wakes up every day and says fuck the patriarchy while stepping on it with his pink heels and gang uniform

#INUPI IS SO INCREDIBLY COOL BRO SINCE THE 80S DEFILING GENDER STANDARDS STRUT THE RUNAWAY HUN #THEY ARE SO. WHEN HE. SHE. I LOVE THEM.#I AM CATCHING IP WHY DID NONE OF YALL TOLD ME INUPI WITH HEELS APPEARED YALL FAKE FOR THAT #AnYways stan <333 koko wins every time he wakes up in love with inupi me and who #tokyo revengers #Inui #no fr he is so cooll bro I will never be over it

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scalproie · 1 year

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Shang Tsung todrick hall - nails hair hips heels AMV

#why is he so cunty here #[shang voice] i dont dance i work. i dont play i slay. i dont walk i strut strut strut and then sashayyy #tagging later

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tboy-boone · 5 months

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he looks like he just killed someone

^^ THE PLOT OF COLD HEART

#why is he so scary yet cunty #like he's strutting the runway but also there's a bloody knife in his hand

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melodic-mayh3m · 8 months

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" crow, please—-you look more than fine! now look this way so i can take a good pic of you in this—- "

"Sam, no—"

He sighs as the familiar shutter of a phone camera goes off, making sure to look away to postpone yet another snapshot.

"It's fine. It does look good, I give Silk Woman that. But I ultimately don't see the point to this since I don't strut around."

#Curious Contacts; [ASK]#Why Should I Worry; [PROTO MAN]#World Hopper; [SAM]#((That's a lie tbh. He still is prone to it but if we recall. his go to his HAWAIIAN SHIRTS))#((That and any strutting reminds him of how he was in his earlier days and we don't want to remember those times))

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majorshatterandhare · 11 months

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Apparently my brain really hates when names have A, U, and R in them, because without fail, every time I go to type Arthur my brain wants to spell it “Aurthur” or perhaps “Aurthr” and every time I go to type Marius my brain wants to type “Mauris” or maybe “Maurius” or maybe “Maurias” its unclear because I *usually* notice my mistake by the end because it’s clear to me those ending are wrong. Brain just really wants “AUR” together.

#if you see me misspell those names. that’s why #also im american so i default to pronouncing marius— hang on let me look up some IPA symbols #i pronounce is with this vowel ‘ɑ’ which is the open back unrounded vowel #where as they seem to pronounce it with the ‘e’ symbol which is an english (or at least am english) long a sound.#they say it like the name mary. like ‘marry us’#reasons english needs either more vowel symbols or accent marks #also i am aware the ipa vowels are fucked up but its still the best ive got because even in the same language there are accents and-#dialects and that makes examples hard. i also learned recently that british and australian english has actual long an short vowels.#i knew american english didnt have strut (inverted v) but i didnt know- i mean i kinda did because i had noticed it but like not fully-#understood it. anyway if youve read this far you should go watch dr geoff lindsey on youtube hes great #to be clear we have ‘long’ and ‘short’ vowel sounds in am english. but ‘long’ and ‘short’ are just names. the actual length that we say-#them is apparently basically the same. at least when compared with br and au english.#dr geoff lindsey *just* published a video about this. re: how br and au eng speakers say ‘two o’clock’ and ‘four o’clock’ as significantly-#different lengths. while am english speakers say them the same length. he also touches on a bunch of other interesting stuff #im not gonna fandom tag this i guess #i think its funny though that its arthur and marius since they are both voiced by the same person #oh also i think all IPA symbols should have special names like eng. schwa. and strut. rather than having to be called shit like ‘open back-#unrounded vowel.’ although i do realize that theres a fuck tonne of ipa symbols. i also think each of the names should have the sound it-#represents in it.#im autistic about pronunciation somehow. arent i supposed to be in the… *other* sciences. how did this happen?

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timo-tree · 2 years

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First post here! Hope it does alright

#transformers #starscream #maccadam #decepticons #i love him sm #HES SO DRAMATIC #like when he got locked in the cage and started screaming #hes just like me fr 😔#hes so girlypop #the true definition of baby girl #and why is his waist so slutty???#also you cant tell me he didn’t modify his heel struts to be higher up #gayass

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nu-metal-confessions · 2 years

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I know wes borland used to dress like a cute girl back in the day, but I want to see him in full on drag. I'm talking glued back eyebrows, pounds of caked on makeup, a lace front wig, his dick and balls tucked with a capital T, and a skimpy sequin dress with the highest of platform heels. A bonus would be if he had to lip sync for his life like on RuPaul's drag race. He can pick the song idc.

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#best idea ever anon #now that I've given it some thought it wouldn't be the absolute most impossible thing to see Wes as a guest judge on drag race #hell maybe even a competitor on celebrity drag race #he certainly knows his way around some face cake and gaudy as hell outfits #and he certainly has the strut and can move that ass *insert gif of him at lollapalooza*#idk why but I want to see him do Glamorous by Fergie #or maybe Jane by Jefferson Starship #so many good choices #OOH OOH OR Top of the World by the Carpenters #although the tucking might be an issue because Wes has a tendency to wear homemade crotchless/assless chaps with very little padding #he likes to let it all hang out #wes borland #limp bizkit #black light burns

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akkivee · 1 year

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