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i’m really sad all the time and i’m a shitty person and very few people actually like me. but, alas, it is the price i must pay for being the coolest mf at this playground
#why am i here you ask?#why to play ofc#i KNOW the original tweet said best dressed mf at this playground#ive been misquoting it for so long that i don’t care anymore#womp womp#i stay silly#:3
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I need more jock! regulus fics like he was also an athlete okay and he’s a black so he never does things in halves. I need regulus being buff or if not at the very least having the biggest sleeper build of all time. I need him to appear all calm and collected until his favourite quidditch team/football team is on then he goes crazy - he yells and screams and has zero filter. I need him to do workouts at home cause wdym he’s going to slack in the holidays he’s a black - just jock regulus guys
#did i crawl out of a ditch to post this#yes yes i did#WHY ARE THERE SO FEW JOCK REGULUS#like i get the appeal of him doing ballet/figure skating or whatever#but have you considered BOTH#he also does field hockey and idk like wrestling on the side and the flexibility makes him unstoppable#he’s a double threat#also he plays quidditch#!!!!#like he’s supposed to be the fastest#so ofc he works out cmon people#please i’m begging more jock regulus fics guys#regulus black#marauders#marauders era#marauders era funny#marauders era textpost#harry potter#jegulus#james potter#starchaser#sunseeker
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do you have any idea how obsessed I am with this fucking line right now
like I can't be the only one who thinks this sounds like it could be a callback, right? Like the words "cuddly Astarion" were said at least once before???????
#baldur's gate 3#astarion#squirrel plays bg3#why can't i stop posting about this man#what the fuck is wrong with me#like. he's not even the type of character I usually like#i'm still a Gale girlie at heart#this guy just COMPELS me in a way that i legitimately cannot explain to you#(ofc it probably doesn't help that I love my character for this playthrough so uh)#oc: iona raedir#(love this outfit on her too; it's literally just one of the lionheart outfits dyed green)
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Tempted to write a replaced au twst fic where Yuu (or alternatively, I'll use my Yuu, Riyuu, who is basically who I'm writing this for) used to be the cutest girl around, the cheery one who's always around everyone, the one you can't seem to dislike even if your crush falls for her because she earnestly says sorry (even though it's not her fault) and will always help you out if you need her back in her old school. But one day, a new girl comes around and her whole reputation got destroyed. She helps the new girl adjust, tells her all the rumours and introduces her to all the popular kids. But the girl ends up backstabbing her, telling the popular girls rumours about how she intentionally plays up the act to steal their crushes to her, and lies to the boys, telling them she's just playing with their hearts and that she's a horrible person.
Yuu ends up alone and excluded, being seen as "annoying" and only having a few close friends who doesn't really interact with her in public in fear of their reputation being ruined. She ends up miserable at school, and wishes to not go anymore. But one day comes a saving grace, she gets whisked by a mysterious black carriage into Twisted Wonderland, or more specifically, Night Raven College. She doesn't mind working if it meant she doesn't have to deal with her old school, there was still 1 and a half years left of school and she doesn't want to deal with all ghe group projects to be assigned that will inevitably end with everyone not wanting to team up with her. Plus, as annoying Grim is, he's like the animal friend all of the anime and storybook protagonists she knows has, and she doesn't mind him too much.
Some things did change after she and Grim got officially enrolled, but she had no problem adapting to the social expectations of the world, part time jobs with Sam -- and occasionally the canteen -- paid enough to get her tools for cooking basic but delicious food, and new friends without the weight of her past helped her get settled comfortably.
The existence of Overblots stunned her for a bit, but a peek into Riddle and Leona's memories helped her understand the concept, even if just a little. However, things began to change eerily simlarly to her old school when a new girl comes, also in a similar position to her, getting transported to a new, unfamilliar world, and seemingly hailing from a similar world to the Earth she knows. She warmly welcomes her, eager to finally befriend another girl, but it seems that the girl does not share the same enthusiasm.
The girl only barely responds to Yuu's attempts at forming a friendship, and always seems to talk her in a condescending way, and often dismisses her, and especially so whenever there are any boys around.
Yuu will not deny any statements claiming she's an attention seeker or that she plays up her sweet innocent girl act, but she knows to never, ever sacrifice a bystander for it. But if someone insists on war with her... well that's another, different story. She's learnt her lesson of being overly optimistic, and she will not make the same mistake twice. She will not let her make her life a living hell more than it already is with Crowley's irresponsibleness.
Aaand thus begins the story. Or well, however you wanna continue it. I'm honestly in favour of most Housewardens (Kalim, Vil, and Idia in particular. I'll put my reasoning in a few paragraphs down) Adeuce, Tweels, and Ortho for team Yuu. Why?
Well, first of all, Adeuce. This is mostly because the duo is like. with Yuu since Day 1, as much of a bitch as Ace is, I think those two are the most likely to trust and know Yuu well enough to not believe the lies R (< Replacer) tells. Especially Deuce, he doesn't want to betray a friend he knew for quite a while, that would not be very honor student-like of him!! And she helped him out in a lot of situations too! He doesn't want to hurt you after all the trouble you go through to help him, and also knowing how horrible your living conditions are. Ace would most likely give in to peer pressure if the student body is overwhelmingly in favour of R, but as of now, he maybe enjoys your company just a bit more than R. Just a bit, promise.
Tweels I feel like is self-explanatory. Those two are perceptive as fuck istg it scares me. Jade especially. I feel like the two would just toy with R for a bit despite her facade and lies before dropping her after she bothers them for attention and favours one too many times.
(Ortho ties in with Idia so I'll explain him in Idia's paragraph)
Kalim is actually very emotionally intelligent. He can come off annoying and stupid, but from all the scenes I see of him, he's actually really good at dealing with people. Have you seen how he deals with the Scarabia residents after Jamil's OB??? The way he phrases his sentences?? He didn't force or even plead with them to forgive Jamil, he simply asks them to wait before making permanent judgements, and I think he's gonna be uncomfy with how condescendingly R talks to Yuu, and even if he's used to people going after him for money, I feel like R mostly eyeing him for money and how she "secretly" sighs in annoyance everytime she goes out of the party for a "bathroom break" will only solidify his dislike/discomfort, even if he doesn't show it.
Vil is also kind of self-explanatory if you read into his character and not just the shell the official English localization makes for him. (I could rant for hours about how the official tl portrays his character istg. He's hardworking and he actually didn't attempt to poison Neige out of pure jealousy, he did it because he felt like all his efforts to be beautiful will never be able to surpass Neige, who, in his eyes, always seemed to be innocent and naturally beautiful. He feels like the villain in Neige's story. He feels like he is reduced to what he often plays as, a snobbish, overconfident villain obsessed with overthrowing the hero. And because of it, it became a twisted self-fulfilling prophecy, pushing him to, in a fit of despair, be that same villain everyone sees him as.) I really don't think he will take well to R's condescension to Yuu, who genuinely wants to befriend R. (I actually have a whole thing in my head where Yuu and Vil occasionally have sleepovers where they do skincare together after the whole VDC thing happened. I feel like this is also a "vent sesh" of sorts for the both of them, just to air out their grievances without much seriousness, and I think Yuu would admit to wanting a fellow girl in the school that she could befriend, since no matter what, being the only girl can be exhausting.) Ik Vil's not a girl but he is such a girls' girl istg.
Idia... this mostly ties into Ortho and The STYX Incident, but like,, I think we can all agree on this one,, Idia is smart and capital V Very pessimistic. Would you rather trust the girl you've known for a while, who saw your memories, who helped you in awkward social situations when she can and is besties with your brother or some random new girl who trash talks said girl behind her back? The former, right? Plus, even if Yuu did only hang out with him and his brother because she likes to secretly laugh at him behind his back, there's mo guarantee R wouldn't do the same, given his experience. And he would rather have someone who actively helps him and his brother out than someone who wouldn't.
I didn't put Malleus in because of how canon him actually treats Yuu. I feel like the fandom kind of put on rose-tinted glasses on with his character, and kind of ignored some things like, idk... him just leaving them to fend for themselves homeless during Octavinelle... maybe he thought Crowley would offer them a place to stay but like... I'm still bothered by how didn't atleast offer a spare room in Diasomnia. He's a housewarden goddamnit. He's not as distant or scary as the rumours say but like. still rubbed me the wrong way.
Anyways I don't think my attention span will let me write it to completion so if anyone likes this and wants to write it feel free. Pls tag me if you do tho. I would love to read it :3
#was listening to all eyes on me while writing this btw#You can also insert an Obey Me crossover with Replaced AU on that end that also ended horribly#“First' the worst; maybe third's the charm!”#I don't play Obey Me though so I can't rlly construct the narrative for that one#Also I don't hate Malleus nor Malleyuu I swear#I just think we're a bit biased with his actions sometimes...#Anyways if anyone wants to just ditch the school for RSA#Valid. You're 100% valid#I just got attached to Adeuce Kalim and Vil lol#I would just run to RSA if I ever get the chance tho#Fuck Crowley noone likes Crowley 🙂😇#twisted wonderland#twst#Do I tag twst x reader???#fuck it why not it's literally based on an entire angst au anyways#twst x reader#twisted wonderland x reader#replaced au#twst replaced au#twisted wonderland replaced au#okay enough tags I'm tired#I'm not gonna tag the specific characters mentioned#I'm too tired and I don't wanna :3#Also R is used for Replacer for this entire thing sorry#I haven't played twst for a long; looooong while but I like some of the boys too much to let go [sigh]#Also just bc it's fun to think about#Waiting for Limbus or HSR to get updated so take some twst brainrot in the meantime#I love Villainess manhwas#Ofc I would love Replaced AUs
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I feel like a lot of people in the fandom tend to forget this, so I'm just here to give a kind, thoughtful reminder :]
Ambrosius Goldenloin in the movie is an East Asian man (Korean-coded), his skin is tan, his eyes are monolid and his nose is big
He's voiced by Eugene Lee Yang - a Korean-American actor who also has Chinese and Japanese heritage. Eugene Lee Yang looks like this:
During the production, when Ambrosius was decided to be East Asian, artists looked up queer East Asian-American men, and based Ambrosius off of them. Ambrosius is literally drawn to look like Eugene Lee Yang
Please draw him as such, thank you
#nimona#ambrosius goldenloin#no but its so annoying bro#why do people literally forget hes EAST ASIAN#AND HIS CHARACTER TACKLES THE “MODEL MINORY” MYTH EAST ASIAN IMMIGRANTS WERE MET WITH IN USA#race in nimona is important because as one person said#you cant make a movie about a police state and not touch upon the race subject#HE IS EAST ASIAN#PLEASE IF YOURE DRAWING NIMONA THE MOVIE FANART (in the comic hes white yea) THEN PLEASE LEARN HOW TO DRAW MONOLIDS AND BIG NOSES I BEG#why am i so pressed abt this??#he looks like me bro#his features are my features and im not joking#so when i see ppl erase them#its not well for my self-esteem lets put it this way#please stop erasing his race while drawing#thank you :)#ofc i havent made this post bc of one person who blogged that Golitzine should play Ambrosius what r u talkin abt#Golitzine is a slavic man hes russian#a russian prince#ambrosius is east asian#plus we dont need a nimona live action itd be stupid#a short animated film abt bal's and ambrosius's childhood? sure#thats it#live action remakes SUCK#can you believe i made this post purely out of spite
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RIP reinhard von lohengramm you would have loved paradox games
#reinhard von lohengramm#siegfried kircheis#legend of the galactic heroes#logh#lotgh#gineiden#cmonnn kircheis staying up till an ungodly hour playing stellaris is part of the experienceeee#i'll admit this exists mostly because i had the unshakeable urge to draw gamer girl reinhard#with the cat ear headphones ofc#my darling kircheis i had to redraw you so many times... why are you so difficult for me to draw
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one reason i'm not into most fanon Leon interpretations is that to me, one of the very core aspects of him as a character is hope. he always, always somehow finds one more fuck to give, and he always finds a way to keep on going. that is not a man who has lost all hope. that is not a man who can't feel anything. that is not someone who has lost all of his humanity.
sure he hides behind snark and bad jokes, and has been worn down a lot. but have you seen how easily he gets attached to people? how he throws himself into anything to help? how he looks at people with such thinly veiled emotion? he's got so much emotion in him, and despite how much life has kept kicking him in the head, deep down he still is that bright eyed rookie who was so determined to help at any cost. he feels deeply, he would do anything to help, even absolute strangers he has never met before.
don't try to tell me that's a shell of a man devoid of any emotions who has long ago given up.
because I don't buy it.
#ofc play with your dolls etc etc#everyone is entitled to their own way to fandom#but this is why#i just can't get into#so much of the fanon material#idek#me and my ramblings??#leon s kennedy#meta#not really but idk what else to tag :'D
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Cassandra has middle child privileges for sure!
Bela is the eldest so she has her responsibilities.
Daniela being the youngest is often tasked to do things because she’s the baby and everyone (Bela) gets to order her around
Cass doesn’t get bossed around (she’d fight Bela if she did) and has few responsibilities because she’s not the eldest.
#house dimitrescu#cassandra dimitrescu#resident evil village#daniela dimitrescu#resident evil 8#bela dimitrescu#re8#alcina dimitrescu#headcanon#whats worse cass is the spoiled middle child who LOVES to play victim (when her mom is not around ofc bc with alcina around she's an#absolute angel) which is why she wins so many favors from her mom#but alcina is no fool and she knows just how wild cass is so she doesn't give her much leeway#tho she KNOWS that it's dani and bela conflict that's going on bc cass (when she wants) gets along with both with no problems#but she loves to annoy her sisters so it's hard sometimes#bela doesn't go to cass to boss around she goes to dani#and alcina is like 'listen to ur sister'
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No but Astarion wanting to be valued for more than sex and seen for something that's not just sex regardless of who romances him and Wyll wanting a chaste and genuine romance with sincere and committed courtship with no sex regardless of who romances him is insaneeeeee. I know everyone's talked about this before but everytime I stop to think about it I lose my mind. They couldn't be more narratively bound I'm clawing at the bars of my cage
#I put my lengthy tags in a reblog if you want.#And yes ofc Wyll teaching Astarion compassion and Astarion teaching Wyll to value himself and advocate for himself#Make them perfect for each other#But THIS to me is the nail in the coffin (pun intended) of why they are meant for each other#Wyll would not fall for Astarion's seduction attempts he is the only companion who would not give in to having meaningless sex w him#Or if not meaningless sex then immediate sex ykwim#Likewise Wyll's identity as a monster hunter and a chivalrous champion of the people would make him the prime target of Astarion's whims#Because who better to protect a monster but the monster hunter TURNED INTO A MONSTER himself.#Astarion would jump on the chance to use Wyll's devil transformation to his advantage and Wyll is THE ONLY ONE it wouldn't work on.#Wyll may have fallen first but Astarion fell harder than Elturel when he finally realised Wyll is GENUINELY good#And that he GENUINELY does not want sex and does not love Astarion for the possibility of sex#He asks for a fucking dance. He asks for a fucking dance before he ever even entertains the idea of sex. And he is steadfast about it#And astarion would play along with the romance just until he can get Wyll to help him kill Cazador#But would inevitably fall in love with Wyll along the way no matter what because Wyll is just genuine and chaste no matter what#“Wyll is the type of man I used to dream of marrying. When I was 13” he is doomed to fall for Wyll no matter what and he hates it#wyllstarion#Wyll Ravengard#astarion ancunin#bg3 astarion#bg3 wyll#Bloodpact#Coolest fucking ship name ever also. No one does it like them
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Hey you know that the dominant system of transphobia sees trans women as men and trans men as women right. So like, fearmongering about men affects trans women. And misogyny affects trans men. We’re on the same page right.
#‘man vs bear doesn’t affect trans women at all bc they’re not men! I’m so smart’#what’s with the weird beliefs lately that radfems don’t hate men don’t see trans women as men & man-hating doesn’t affect trans women#please for the love of gods learn what radical feminism actually means & why it’s so shit ass garbage#then ofc the weirdos who accuse trans men of playing up their agab for talking abt. experiencing misogyny like hello#transmisogyny#transandrophobia#transphobia#androphobia#intracommunity issues tag#man vs bear#mine#antimasculinism
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fuck i need to replay isat because i cant remember anything but um something something siffrin's increasingly concerning comments through the acts on losing his appetite -> getting violently hungry -> having tear induced nightmares about cannibalizing his friends
#food in isat makes me Think all the time. and the hungry. and then the gluttony. and the tugging on the stomach#THERES JUST SO MUCH WITH FOOD AND EATING IN ISAT THAT I NEED TO SLAP TOGETHER. IVE CONNECTED THE DOTS.#theres something About it to me. buit i am STUPUD.#<-hasnt connected shit#snacktime beinging them together and sharing a meal. but its the same over snd over. eating for your favorite food over snd over.#croissants. pineapple. banana. you dresmt you ate your friends whole. etc.#tbh the fact that loop and siffrin are so similarily 'greedy' but loop physically cant eat and siffrin has no choice but to is kind of fun.#maybe no choice isnt the right word but you know???? what i mean ?? you cant make bonnie sad.#in stars and time spoilers#isat spoilers#ofc when i first played i just immediately thought as the thg in your stomach as like when you feel a metaphorical drop in your stomach#st something shocking/upsetting/scary whatever. But. SEE THIS IS WHY I CANT WRITE ANYTHING I DONT KNOW WORDS.#i dont even have s good excuse. english is my only language. sacre bleu.
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"Sometimes you learn more things from the difficulties than from the celebrations"
#google play 'handsome devil' by the smiths#god he's so charming and handsome for how much this race devestated him and all of nando girles(gn)#the lighting in this interview is genuinely immaculate#like seriously why is he always at his most attractive when suffering the absolute most#he dnfs and is slow all wknd and then looks absolutely godly and beautiful#so yeah as you can tell. im very enamored by post mexico fernando#also i liked this interview it was very very comforting#you should always watch his interviews after bad races bcs they really just remove all depression you may have#like: 1. he always looks so beautiful and stunning. 2. he is usually pretty rational abt the results and comofrting#yeah the quote i picked is ultra cope ofc. but hey i love cope!!!#i was so upset and done after this race just so tired of it and then i watched this interview and i feel like a happy little creature again#fernando alonso#2023 mexican gp#2023 mexican grand prix#fa14#we do a little bit of f1#f1#formula 1#formula one
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OC: Vinnie Gallo
Finally he can be the cowboy I imagine him to be thanx to this fabolous mod
#cyberpunk 2077#male v#virtual photography#cyberpunk character#cowboy#cyberpunk photography#cp77 oc#cp77#cp2077#imaginary vp#oc: vinnie gallo#always disliked the ingame hats but I did wanna see him as a cowboy OFC BC WHY NOT#I love how creative the modding community is#and that they are gamers who play all kinds of games#bc ofc this is the hat from RDR2#but I remember talking to cyberpunkaddict about the ingame hats and saying I wish there was a cool cowboy hat and now we have it#I am stoked#NOW I PUT HIM ON A HORSE NEXT OFC#male v monday
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watching a video on the best and worst parts of every main series pokemon game and it's so funny that this guy is like "red and blue wasn't afraid to be dark unlike the modern games are seemingly allergic to" and then cites the raticate fan theory as proof of that (heavy emphasis on it being a fan theory. a very likely untrue one at that). i guess the canon reveal that the professors in scarlet and violet were actually dead during the entire game because they were violently slaughtered by a rampaging monster and their neglected son was none the wiser to their fate or lusamine freezing pokemon alive in a cryonic state while she abuses her children or the entirety of jubilife village exiling a teenager and leaving them to die in the wilderness is weaksauce for babies.
#bwark#i said this while playing blue recently but blue's presence in the pokemon tower is just funny to me and completely takes me out of the#atmosphere. ''your pokemon don't look dead'' is such a funny quote to me im sorry#which honestly just leads to my stance on how lavender town is always more sad than scary to me#other than the blue thing ofc#ALSO this was gonna be a separate post but since it's relevant here why the fuck is pokemon go going to play the lavender town theme for its#halloween event. there are far scarier songs in the series
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heyy do any aroallos wanna play fuck hug kill
#just being silly for the most part but if you actually do want to play then i'd be down i think#the hugs are nonromantic ofc <2#alloaro#aroallo#why is this not the default anyway. why tf would i want to marry someone i'm not even dedicated to#aromantic
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headcanon warning
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no he doesn't
#yay big robot omen#and piggyride kay/o/omen#yes that's the only reason i do valorant stuff now in the first place#if you know me you know those are the only 3 agents i will ever have any bit of interest in#i do think about them a lot...#but i'm still not gonna play valorant#otherwise i'm not gonna survive this semester#also i don't want to catch on like 3 more years of lore#for a game i KNOW i'm gonna get rekt so hard i fly into another parallel universe for the first 800 hours of gameplay#i already gave up on destiny's 10 years worth of lore already#also the rest like 8 ideas are all about kay/o/omen i don't really care about cypher lol#if i do actually draw them after this ofc#“gosh why do i spend so much time on them???” (slowly degrades quality over time)#valorant#omen#valorant omen#kay/o#valorant kay/o#cypher#valorant cypher#my art
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