#why the nickname 'kitty'?...you can figure that out from one of my other blogs.

[thenarryparable]

Just a short story I made with Cura x Narry

(Very bad just saying. I made this at 2am. You can fact check it.)

Listen to this hehe:

It was nighttime, the office and museums casted by dim lights and stars out in the sky. The Narrator was having a nice time watching as the stars twinkled in the sky of PocoyoWorld.

He stared at the stars like a child who has just seen the northern lights for the first time. The Curator walked over, "Busy day huh?" she asked as she wrapped her arms around his waist.

"Yep, especially with Pocoyo. He was a hassle today..." He said letting out a big sigh. Oh, she could tell it was rougher then that, he looks exhausted.

"Perhaps, you could have come over to the museum and asked me if I could watch him, darling. He's my son too." The Curator said with a smile on her face.

"I know, but weren't you painting with Stanley earlier?" he asked. The Curator nodded "I can see why it would be a bad idea. Pocoyo would get the paint everywhere. He'd 'decorate' the whole museum" she said with a chuckle.

"I'll definitely send him over when you need a paint job." The Narrator said, amused. "You better. I'm not painting this by myself." She said scoffing. "You must be out of your mind boy." The Curator said giving the Narrator a kiss on the cheek, now his cheek was covered in lipstick.

"Would you look at that? I've been curated. I'm a fabulous piece of art." The Narrator said pointing to it and flicking his curls back with his hand. The Curator slapped his shoulder, "Oh, you little dork" she said pinching one of his cheeks and laughing.

They look out the window and see Pocoyo and Mariella playing with a star. Oh no. "Welp, that's your cue kitty. Good luck." The Curator said walking away as the Narrator ran outside frantically.

Fucking Dork.

[danyellelovessurveys]

lets get personal.

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?

When You’re Looking Like That - Westlife

Hysteria - Def Leppard

Beautiful - Flickerstick

Hello My Love - Westlife

For What It’s Worth - Buffalo Springfield (covered by Anti-Flag)

2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Michael Rosenbaum - Smallville

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

4: What do you think about most? Too much shit... because I have BAD anxiety.

5: What does your latest text message from someone else say? Headed out.

6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?  With

7: What’s your strangest talent? Pick up things on the floor with my toes.

8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence) Are crazy/ Are a pain in the ass.

9: Ever had a poem or song written about you? Yes

10: When is the last time you played the air guitar? 2005

11: Do you have any strange phobias? MANY

12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? No

13: What’s your religion? Wiccan

14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? Chillin Out

15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Behind

16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? They aren’t totally a band... but I have to say Westlife... if we are talking proper band, either Def Leppard or Avenged Sevenfold or Flickerstick

17: What was the last lie you told? Anytime I play nice with my dad

18: Do you believe in karma? Yes

19: What does your URL mean? Random Crap nickname.

20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? Weakness is my emotions, Strength... I have survived this long.

21: Who is your celebrity crush? It is actually a hockey player... Martin Necas of the Carolina Hurricanes

22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping? Does sex in a hotub with other people in the room count??

23: How do you vent your anger?

24: Do you have a collection of anything? All kinds of things.

25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? Texting/ Messaging

26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become? No

27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love? Chalkboards/ The Middle

28: What’s your biggest “what if”? What If the last 20 years never happened.

29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Sure why not?

30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. Table/ Couch

31: Smell the air. What do you smell? Ham

32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to? Oh there are so many!

33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast? East

34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? Nicky Byrne

35: To you, what is the meaning of life?

36: Define Art. Something I just don’t get.

37: Do you believe in luck? Yes

38: What’s the weather like right now? Sunny early evening in the 50s.

39: What time is it? 7:14

40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? I don’t drive, though I have been in a couple benders....

41: What was the last book you read? The Secrets of Birthdays

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline? No

43: Do you have any nicknames? Yeah

44: What was the last film you saw? Mom’s on a date with a vampire.

45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? Thyroid Storm, not an injury... (there are plenty of those) but the storm was the worst thing of my life.

46: Have you ever caught a butterfly? When I was little

47: Do you have any obsessions right now? Always, I have OCD

48: What’s your sexual orientation? Straight, I like guys.

49: Ever had a rumour spread about you? I am sure... but I don’t care

50: Do you believe in magic? Yes

51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? Yes

52: What is your astrological sign? Scorpio

53: Do you save money or spend it? Both

54: What’s the last thing you purchased? Coffee Creamer

55: Love or lust? I think one can turn to the other

56: In a relationship? I wish

57: How many relationships have you had? A few

58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue? No

59: Where were you yesterday? Home..

60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? Yes, my bed jacket

61: Are you wearing socks right now? Yes

62: What’s your favourite animal? Giraffes, Manatees, Kitties

63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? Eyes, and a full flirt package

64: Where is your best friend? Not sure where she is

65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.

66: What is your heritage? 1/4 German 1/4 Dutch 1/2 crap  

67: What were you doing last night at 12AM? Almost asleep

68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?

69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off? Duh

70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? Yes

71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? Help that Pup

72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? A - They would figure it out, from the look on my face/ B - Live it Up!/ C - Terrified

73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love. Love

74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? Hello My Love & When You’re Looking Like That - Both Westlife

75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? No Clue

76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? Trust

77: How can I win your heart? Play Hockey? I don’t know... changes with my moods

78: Can insanity bring on more creativity? Huh?

79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? Getting my kitty Binx, even though he can be a pain in the ass.

80: What size shoes do you wear? 8 1/2

81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

82: What is your favourite word? Fuck

83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. Mom

84: What is a saying you say a lot? Not really a phrase, more like a word... and that is Fuck.

85: What’s the last song you listened to? Roll Me Away - Bob Seger

86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours? Blue/ Pink/ Purple.

87: What is your current desktop picture? Ravenclaw wallpaper.

88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? At this point in time, there is a good chance of that.

89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on? Wat is  my true worst fear.

90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do? Scream!

91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? The power to make people/ animals live forever

92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? HA HA.... Playing with the Serge.

93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? The loss of my Kitty...

94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? Nicky from Westlife.

95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? In a perfect world,  I would be going to see Westlife perform.

96: Do you have any relatives in jail? I have in the past.

97: Have you ever thrown up in the car? Yes.

98: Ever been on a plane? Yes.

99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? STAY THE FUCK HOME!

[my-brothers-corrupted]

Guidelines for My Brothers, Corrupted

Why henlo! This is, as you probably know by this point, an ask blog for Anti and the five egos, corrupted by his influence. We’re here to have fun and be angsty, are we not? Okay but here’s some rules and answers to questions you might have.

What are the boys called?

The egos, with the exception of Anti, have “corruption names” which they are instructed to go by at all times. If you see them being called by their original names, it is A) indicative that they are in some way loosened from Anti’s control in that moment, or B) Mod made a typo. C’est la vie. They go by

Jackie - Red (or Hoodie)

Marvin - Blue (or Kitty)

Henrik - Doktor (or Deutsch)

Chase - Trickshot

JJ - Dapper (or Carver or Monochroma)

The nicknames are just in case you have preferences and so you understand if the other egos call them by these names. You can totally call them by their usual names in your ask. However, you should be aware that it will be as though they had not heard the name - if you send “Does the name Jackie mean anything to you?” he’ll say no. Likewise, questions like “You need to remember who you are, Chase” will only reach him as “You need to remember who you are, Trickshot.” Saying their names will not cause them to remember.

What can I send?

Bruh, anything! It doesn’t have to be just angsty, it can be anything. Happy, sad, random, plot-seeking. You can ask Anti questions too if you’d like.

Why haven’t you answered my ask?

This should be a fairly rare question if you give me at least a couple days before getting stressed or offended or anything. I might not have answered your ask because

I’m waiting for another plot point/more relevant mood before posting a response

You’ve cleverly discovered something I need a little more time to develop

I can’t think of a good response right now and I want to think on it a while!

I’ve gotten a lot of really similar asks and just answered one instead of all. Usually I will screenshot your ask and add it to the other.

My internet or yours is being an asshole

Your ask made me uncomfortable (it’s okay, you can message me if you have questions and we can revise the ask in a way we both like! But I reserve the right to say “um, no” if you’re being pushy or rude about it or if it’s just a really uncomfortable question)

I’m busy! Sorry :( I’ll try to get back to you soon :)

Again, feel free to dm me if you have questions about why I haven’t posted something and as long as you’re not being a jerk about it we’ll totally figure it out

Is there a plot and how do I catch up to it?

There is a plot! Once a “chapter” is finished I will post that it is over and reveal the title that I’ve been working with. However, this plot is not heavily structured. We can go as slow or as fast as we want and if I decide to throw in new elements that I think of on the fly, let’s do it! If there’s something in particular you want to see (this character getting sick, this thing happening) feel free to message me and we might work it in.

This is my first time running an ask blog and I had a TON of fun with my test run. But if I treat it more casually and decide not to go with a really structured plot - well, we’ll see what happens.

What sort of things should I know about the story before sending an ask?

Okay, yeah, let’s lay down some bases.

The egos have little to no memories of the time before they were corrupted

The relationships between many of the egos are tense, as Anti has intentionally pitted many of them against each other, but others remain shakily friendly with each other.

I use a “looking through a camera” format for my egos but there’s not actually a camera and you can ask any of them what’s going on at any time (if you see Chase “holding the camera” you can still ask JJ something in another room

Due to their abuse and the control Anti has on them, some or all of the egos may be unreliable narrators.

Anti knows you’re here and allows the egos to speak with you for his own reasons. If you ask questions he does not like, he may react.

Can I reblog with additional questions instead of sending an ask?

Yes. But you should be aware that A) I am less likely to see and remember it than if you send an ask and B) I am unlikely to reblog a certain entry multiple times. So asks are better, but I’ll check reblogs and try to reply to them too.

Can I tag you in things I create for this au?

HELL YEAH GAMER i LOVE your amazing art, edits, writing, moodboards, and more. Please do credit me, but also tag me just so I can see!!! I may or may not reblog creations but I appreciate the hell out of every single one of them.

Do you tag triggers?

Course, I’m not an asshole! I’m a pretty careful tagger and anything obvious (gun, gore, torture, panic attack, etc) should be tagged. HOWEVER - dudes real talk okay - I’m not going to tag abuse because as far as I’m concerned this whole ask blog is a major abuse trigger. PLEASE BE CAREFUL AND CONSIDER AVOIDING THIS BLOG IF ABUSE IS TRIGGERING TO YOU.

You’re so valid and I don’t want you to get hurt. If there is a more specific abuse tag I can use to help you - or ANYTHING that you need tagged - please feel free to hit me up. I will absolutely work to accommodate.

I reblog this when we get new waves of followers or there’s some sort of problem! If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.

You guys are great! Looking forward to writing this story together.

[breg21]

Ladynoir Month: Community Service

@ladynoirjuly2019

Ao3 FFN

So, I didn't get back home later than expected and I'm like 'danggg.' but I'm home and everything is set up to resume to normal for sure tomorrow! Ugh, I can't wait to get back into the groove of everything.

Thank you so much for your patience!

School had just ended for the day and things were starting to go back to normal for the first time in over a month.

For the first time in a long time, the city felt, well like a city again, people having conversations, drivers yelling at other drivers. It was odd, but people could feel free to express all their emotions again, not just the negative ones. There was a sense of peace amongst anger, sadness, and so many other emotions that have been almost banned to have for fear of it being taken advantage of.

The walk home was nice, as Marinette and Adrien were greeted to his mother having her normal coffee and passion fruit macaroon. It turned out that being semi dead for three years leaves one with one heck of a sweet tooth.

Sadly, that joy was cut off when Marinette's earrings began chirping. Grabbing her boyfriend's, hand they rushed upstairs and transformed, finding a message had shown up on their devices.

It was from Master Fu and it was a text. "Miracle box was broken into, only one miraculous gone. Butterfly."

Horror struck both Chat and Ladybug. Master Fu had the miracle box for the week so he could reset it to something that would blend in better with Marinette's room. A sort of camouflage. Never did they think this could happen. Just who could have known, and who would even want such a thing.

They had to find out and soon.

They just couldn't do this again so soon after all they had endured.

Over the next week, the two superheroes had their work cut out for them. They had been facing Akuma after Akuma, about an average of three per day if they had their count correct.

The city was once again struck by terror and they didn't know what to do. So many of them were just getting used to the idea of feeling safe again.

That was why Ladybug was zipping to her school over an hour late, just to make it to her next class on time. When she got there she figured the locker rooms would be deserted so she popped in through the windows and let out an exhausted "Spots off."

She nearly had a moment to breathe, when she heard a large thud come from behind her.

A shiver was sent up her spine as she slowly turned around.

Alya. Off all people, it was her best friend with the entire blog dedicated to her.

"I hate you." Alya back peddled immediately. "Not like actually hate you, I just hate me for not figuring this out, I mean girl you don't even change your hair, would it kill you to try a ponytail or something. I mean, now that I see it it's the only thing I'm gonna see all night. Am I rambling, I think I'm rambling now. Oh my gosh, I'm becoming you, wait, is that another power I don't know about, are you turning me into a Ladybug clone?"

"Alya! First things first," Marinette shouted, cutting off her best friend's mile long sentence. She almost laughed, had she not been so tired. "No, I can fix, heal, and zip. Second, this stays off the blog."

At that, her best friend gave a small pout, "Come on, LB, you know how much I've wanted this, years, literally years."

Marinette then walked over to her best friend and whispered a single sentence in her ear, a sentence she hoped she would never have to use, but this was serious.

There was a look of shock on her face. "My dad told me the footage was deleted in the Akuma attack."

Marinette gave her a shifty smile in response. "I would never leak it, trust me, I would never do that to you, but let's just say those Ladybug can't restore everything, that footage though, was something they couldn't even think about. I'm scarred for life. I erased the footage myself but… I can't unsee that I mean how did you even-"

Alya lifted her hands in defeat, an obvious white flag for a truce. "Alright, I get it. I'm not handing out tips here. I won't tell, but know, I have something to tell you. You're not the only super I think I know the identity to, and don't worry it's not Adrien."

Marinette's eyes bludged at that. "What, how did you know!?"

The blogger laughed, shaking her head with a roll of her shoulders. "Girl, I drew him as Chat like three years ago, and he's dating Ladybug and I know you don't cheat. No, have you noticed how quiet it's been in the past week?"

Marinette titled her head to the side in lieu of a shrug. "Well, actually I've been knee deep in Akumas, so I've been sleeping through all my classes."

"Yeah well that's not new, what is new is the lack of drama in class. No drama means…"

Her eyes almost popped out of her eye sockets when it dawned on her. "Oh my gosh, Lila's the new Hawkmoth."

Alya brought her finger to her nose. "Bingo." Her hands went to her hips as she thought over something. "Boy, it took you three years to find out the original Hawkmoth, and now it only took a week and some days, with my help." A lopsided smirk fell onto her lips. "You're welcome."

"I have to hand it to you, you're really good at this, Alya."

She sent her best friend a sour look. "Wow, it's almost like I'm an investigative journalist or something."

"Says the girl that thought Chloe was Ladybug." The young designer sighed. "Okay smart alet, what are we gonna do then?"

Alya lost herself in a deep thought before releasing a toothy grin. "What can you do to the person who speaks only in lies? You let them think they believe you."

Marinette blinked once. "Okay, not only was that cheesy but now I'm tired and confused."

Alya pressed her hands on Marinette's shoulders. "LB, I have a plan."

"You're not gonna let that nickname go ar-"

"No. No, I am not. Also, I'd like to think I've gotten better since my Chloe days."

"Whatever helps you sleep at night, Aly's."

Chat looked to Ladybug and Rena as they stood atop the middle of the tower. "Are you sure you can handle this Alya? I mean this plan is great and all, but you really are putting a lot on yourself."

Rena took in a gulp of air, trying her best, from what Chat could tell, to sound confident, but he could still hear the uneasiness in her voice. "Yeah, I mean how hard can it be, stop the supervillain and save the day, single-handedly. Yeah," She nodded to herself. "I've got this. Just consider it a community service."

She looked down to see Lila's latest victim running mad around the square. "I've got this!" Her voice echoed as her, Chat, and Ladybug all landed on the ground in front of the creature. "What's a matter, Lila? Lying to students doesn't give you a thrill anymore, you have to resort to the whole city now?!"

The Akuma looked confused until a voice spoke for it. "You know, that outfit never really did fit you. You just don't have the figure for it like I did. But if you must know. No, I got tired of all those little brats and their little problems and before poor little Hawkmoth took a dive, he promised me I would have a place above this city and now I finally have it."

"Not if we have anything to say about it!" Ladybug shouted to the Akuma victim.

The Akuma began to shake before lunging at ladybug knocking her flat on the ground.

"Ladybug!" Chat shouted, but he just barely dodged the Akumas next attack as it swung wide, nearly taking Rena out in the process.

Lila was obviously thrilled with how everything was coming to pass, taunting them almost gleefully through the akuma. "I can't tell if you're tired from all the attacks, or if Hawkmoth took your fighting skills with him."

Chat wasn't having it. He lunged forward, only to get smacked back into the tower.

Rena looked back to see both Ladybug and Chat out cold.

Chat looked to Ladybug high above the scene. "Do you think this is gonna work?"

Ladybug let out a joyful breath. "So far it's working like a charm. I mean look at them. They're so realistic. She even got down your little Chat walk. No, she's got this. All we have to do is wait for Lila to spring the trap and then we put a stop to all this. Never thought illusions could look so real."

Chat let his legs kick freely as he tried everything not to ask what was on his mind.

"How do you know she won't tell. Don't get me wrong, I know Alya is a great person, but I also know she's well… Alya. How can we know she won't put this on the Ladyblog?"

Ladybug gave him a playful kiss on the cheek. "Simple my kitty, I know what her and Nino did in the panther cage."

There was a look of shock on his face. "Do, do I even want to-"

"No, no you definitely do not."

"But maybe just a little bit?"

"I said no! They were nothing to me, nobody has ever been! Not my father, not my so called friends, nobody! So why should I care what I do?! Nobody has ever cared enough to stay in my life so why should I care when in another year I'll just pack up and start it all over again!"

Rena had to hold back her emotions and keep to the plan. "Ah so what, did the spoiled brat move too many times, cry me a river. You've been here for thee years know and never once have you gotten that through your head. Have you ever thought the reason you had to move so much was because of you?! You can only do so much before a school doesn't take you back. No wonder your mother moved so much. I'm surprised she could find a school that would take you!"

That was it. That was the straw that broke the cames back.

The ground below them cracked open as Lila came rising up on a hoard of butterflies.

"That's enough!"

The Akuma flew out of the victim's hands and back to it's master. "This city is filled with fear regret, loss. Yet, none of them can even defeat the B-Rate superhero in front of me. No wonder Gaberial was so disappointed in them. The black butterfly flew directly into the broach giving Lila her powers causing her skin to emanate a sickly purple glow.

"For all those ridiculous costumes he gave his minions, he never even had enough imagination to try his powers on himself with his miraculous. With Ladybug and Chat out for the count, you're all that remains between me and keeping this power, keeping this control."

Lila stretched out her arms as a wave of energy burst forth, knocking Rena back against the tower right next to the unconscious Chat and Ladybug.

Rena held her gut in pain as she looked up as high as she could. "Now!"

The Ladybug and Chat laying next to her vanished as the real heroes descended from above wrapping Lila in Ladybug's indestructible yoyo as Chat ripped the broach from her dark dress, fingers curling around the object that had caused so many nightmares. "Ladybug, I give you the honor."

Chat whipped the dark miraculous at Ladybug as she pulled the string from around Lila, catching the broach with ease.

"Time to de-evilise once and for all!" When the broach left the yoyo, Chat snatched it without a second thought, making sure to take great care of the small object.

Master Fu and Plagg were right, there would always be a new villain, but the time for Nooroo to be abused was over. He would never be used evil again.

The rest, they would figure out together.

It didn't take long after her defeat for the authorities to show up on the scene.

With Rena having to recharge Trixx, Ladybug and Chat stayed behind to talk to the police.

Ladybug had a sad look upon her face when the police showed up. "Officer, I know she's troubled, but she's just that, troubled. I don't want her to have to be locked up. There must be some reason why she is like this. Please make sure she gets the proper help."

Because in the end, Ladybug would always believe that there was some good in people.

When the sun had set and the city died down the three showed up on Master Fu's doorstep with Nooroo in tow.

With a heavy heart Master Fu opened the door and let the three in. "I see Ms. Rena has discovered who is behind the mask?"

At that, Alya gave a shy wave adding. "Knew Chat for a while actually. Not too hard with his cheekbones."

He gave a little laugh at that causing tensions to drop just a little. Before anyone could utter another word Nooroo flew out of Adrien;'s hands and into Master Fu's. "I am so sorry this has happened to you Nooroo. I think perhaps, it's time to retire the butterfly Miraculous, just for a time being. I just never thought it would come to this." He gave a single nod to the little creature asking for its consent.

Replying with a nod of his own, Nooroo flew back into the butterfly broach as Master Fu placed it in the center of the Miracle box, after a small whisper to what seemed like the box itself the room was filled with a bright light and the broach no longer present in the box.

"What just happened? Adrien asked.

Master Fu looked at the three. "Inside the box, there is a realm that only the Kwami's themselves can visit, and the little objects they take with them. Upon telling them the situation, the remaining Kwami's agreed it would be best to keep the Butterfly Miraculous in there for a time, as to let Nooroo heal, and to make sure the next time it is used is for the better and not worse."

Ladybug smiled. "Good." she nodded. "He needs his rest."

Rena called off Trixx, unclasping her necklaces, and handed it back to Master Fu. "I guess that's my cue to leave. Catch you later." She winked and slipped quietly out the door.

Ladybug felt the weight lifted from her shoulders in a matter of seconds with the fact that it was all over and moved to wrap her arms around Chat's waist, his own automatically fell to her own, and looked to the elder man. "So, my lessons start this Saturday then?"

Master Fu nodded. "Six am sharp. We have a lot to cover in a short of amount for you to become the next guardian."

She gave a low sigh. "I'll be there."

Chat snorted. "I'll make sure she gets here."

She turned her head to face her boyfriend and sent a harsh glare. "Don't gotta rub it in."

He poked her cheek. "But it's so fun."

She rolled her eyes, and loosened herself from the overgrown cat and strolled out of the shop, bidding Master Fu a goodbye and becking Chat to follow, not that she needed to do much calling for him to do that on his own accord.

He followed her anywhere, and she was never fearful that it would be anything different. She knew who they were and who they always would be. No matter the evil butterfly that may appear, or a completely new villain. They could handle anything.

They would find a way.

"So, bugaboo, I know that whole community service was just an off handed comment, but it got me thinking…"

Well, not maybe not everything. But she could deal with an overzealous kitty.

Hopefully.

[sage-selfships]

Sage H. D. - Bully Self-Insert

This is my Self-Insert for Bully/Canis Canem Edit! I made the art myself and would appreciate if you didn’t use it! The Template was created by Silkvale and found here! I will post updated versions to @kitty-selfshipping so uhm yeah, follow that blog to read it when it’s totally finished or edited.

If you are interested in reading the current info about my Bully Self-Insert, please read under the cut!

Biographical Information Full Name [& Pronunciation] - Sage Holland Drage ( S AI J ) ( H AW - l uh n d ) ( d r ai j ) Meaning - Herb or Prophet, Ridgeland, Dragon Set Age - 14-15 Certified Birthdate - 12 January 1992 (not my real birth year, but shh) Astrological Sign -  Capricorn Pronouns - They/them or He/Him Aliases & Preferred Nicknames – Dumbbell - Sage might not actually like the nickname, but Mandy WIles insist on calling Sage it whenever Mandy sees Sage, so Sage is  Dragon - As some people may not be able to pronounce Sage’s surname, Sage just call themselves Dragon to make it easier for everyone. Ms. Shy - Even though Sage prefers to go by he/him or they/them pronouns, people insist on calling them ms, and many people consider them shy because of how they seem terrified of new people Puppy - A nickname Sage got from Kirby Olsen, that they claim matches their general personality Ethnicities Distant Descendants : American, British,  Dominant Descendants : Norwegian, Swedish, Danish Physical Description Hair Color - Brown Eye Color - Blue Weight – Height - Typical Clothing Wear :  Maroon or pink vest, purple skirt, blue bow, purple bow, pink shoes - School   uniform  Red stained dress and blonde wig - Halloween costume, that is supposed to resemble Carrie White from the movie Carrie Faux fur coat, faux fur ushanka - Winter attire Figure/Build - Distinguishing Features/Scars/ or Birthmarks – A mole just over their lip Explain: Tattoos: Piercings: Frequently Worn Jewelry: Choker belt around their neck Personal Information Current Living Arrangements - Sage currently lives with three of their American relatives, but also they technically live at Bullworth, in the girl’s dorm Originated from - Vestfold, Norway Traveled Territories - Hobbies -   Fears – Spiders, snakes, insects, heights, scarecrows, most of the jocks Religion/Beliefs – Atheist Why?: Sage grew up in an atheist family, as simple as that. Health Behaviors Physical Ailments/ Disabilities/ Issues – Addiction(s) [Sex, Drugs, Smoking, Alcohol, Other]  Why?: Any regular medication taken? – Medication for their Iron Deficiency and for their Hives Chronological Information Profession - Student Likes - Dislikes - Goals/Ambitions – Most Instructive/Painful/Memorable Experience - Story behind experience: Weapons/Equipment - Sage mostly fights using their hands but can use a baseball if they need to Personal Attributes Personality - Strengths - Weaknesses - Good Habits - Bad Habits - Fetishes/Strange Behaviors - Stereotype - Shy kid with few friends As you know them better(and you like them) : As you know them better(and you hate them) :   Ratings on Personal Qualities (don't go overboard make reasonable stats for your character) Physical Strength : 4/10 Sage might not regularly train, but surprisingly Sage is stronger than they seem Attractive : 5/10 Sage doesn’t consider themselves the most beautiful and mostly blames it upon their parents and grandparents for how they look Honesty : 7/10 Sage hates lying in general, but still does lie if they need to. Rule Abiding : 3/10 Sage thinks certain rules are to be broken and others are to be broken. Sociability : 3/10 Sage is quite shy when it comes to meeting new people, but if they muster up enough confidence they can make new friends. Bullworth Academy Information Reason for enrolling: Sage has lacked disiplince and Sage’s parents had relatives that lived close Bullworth, so they decided on sending them to a Clique - Standing and Rank in Social Circle  - Room Number – 4 Roommate(s)-  Zoe Taylor & Beatrice Trudeau Favourite Subject(s) – English,  & Art Why?: Sage loves English because they’ve felt so motivated and  Least Favorite Subject(s) – Why?: Favourite Teacher – Mr. Galloway & Mrs. Philips Why?: Mr. Galloway - Sage takes a liking to Mr. Galloway, mostly because he encouraged and gave Sage a warm welcome to the school, during Sage’s first day at Bullworth Mrs. Philips - Sage got a few compliments Least Favorite Teacher –  Mr. Slawter Why?: Sage is quite afraid of Mr. Slawter, mostly because he yelled at Sage during their first class Knowledgeability Language(s) – Norwegian, English Schooling Level - Grade 8-9, Expertise – Chemistry - Math - English - Geography - Sage knows a few things, like where certain European countries are, but after that, nothing more Politics/Law - Economy - Cooking/Culinary - Shop - Botany/Biology - Mythology - high / Sage knows a lot about Norrøn Mythology and enjoys learning more and more about it Art - high / Sage highly enjoys Art and feels that they know a lot about the rules about realism and perspective Photography - Sage knows how to use a camera, and what settings look good or not, so they consider themselves at a 5/10 Reading Level - Overall Intelligence Level(s) - Interpersonal and Naturalistic. Relationships Statuses   (once you list characters here, delete them from the other list near the end of this information sheet, makes things less confusing) (Also, please describe the relationships of your character with other characters) Trusted Companions Closest Friend(s) –   Milliz - “I trust her with my life. Nothing more or less to say. And might I add that her and Earnest are really freakiNG ADOREABLE?” (Jeg beklager ikke for at du er satt på denne lista, Milliz) Friend(s) -   Kirby Olsen - Despite Kirby being a jock and Sage being afraid of most of the jocks, Kirby and Sage are pretty close and    

Hated Rivals Worst Enemies – Intolerable Students - Harmless Acquaintances Tolerated Students - Tolerated Townsfolk - Hot Encounters Hinted Attractions - Crush(es) - Lover(s) - Gary Smith, Jimmy Hopkins and Petey (Ey, don’t judge me please or make comments about this please, I just ship myself with all of them :( I will also make like another post or tweet where I just describe everything from lore to headcanons about this ) Ex(s) - None Extra Information Eating Habits Omnivore/Carnivore/Herbivore – Favorite Food(s): Favorite Drink(s): Disliked Food(s): Disliked Drink(s): Added Information Proclaimed Theme Song(s) - Either Dancing Queen by ABBA or Scent – Favourite Color: Favourite Season: Favourite Animal: Sage  Favourite Music Genre: Sage can’t really choose, but they are very fond of country and Pop Most Memorable Quote – Various Quotes Through Interaction :  “ Walking around – “I sure hope Mandy was joking when he called me a dumbbell...” “I don’t know jack dritt about math, how am I supposed to get a good grade?” “Gary mentioned something about rats, wondered what he was on about.” “I’m considering joining a clique... but which one?” “ “ “ “ When the fire alarm goes off – “Stuff like this always happens when you least expect it.” “Sure hope this isn’t a drill, I don’t want my slippers to get wet again without reason.” Greetings Good Terms: “Hiya!” “Hey there, best friend!” “How ya doing, sweetie?” “How are you doing, buddy?” “Hey, anyhting fun happen recently?” “Bro! What’s up?” “Heisann!” (Norwegian for ‘Hey there’) Bad Terms: “Please leave me alone” “I rather not talk.” “Ew.” “Get out of my face!” “Leave me alone!” “Continue being around me and I’ll beat you up! Or cry!” Saying goodbye – Good Terms: “Have a good day! “See you later!” “Hope you have a good night!” Bad Terms: “”See you in Hell, I uhm mean class.” “Leave already.” “I’m getting a headache, gotta go.” “Byyeee, see you never.” When Flirted With – Good Terms: “I uhm...” “Thank you....” “Well I uhm, thank you so much! I uhm haha, we should hang out or something!” “I feel flattered. I’ll uhh have to go over there until the blushing stops.” “Continue acting this sweet and you’re going to be getting ladies really quickly.” “ “You’re such a sweetheart!” “If I were of age, I would marry you right here on the spot, but I’m still too young.” Bad Terms: “I wouldn’t say I don’t like you, but I’m not that interested.” “Not to be rude, but no.” “That better not be trying to make me blush, because it didn’t work at all.” “ “

Watching a fight – “I know I shouldn’t watch this crap, but damn it feels so right, right now!” “ Attacking – “I’m sorry!” “I have no choice in this situation, so I apologize beforehand!” “I learnt this one from my friend!” While Fighting – “I really wish it didn’t have to end with one of us being hurt!” “Ouch! Thanks, I guess!”

Chasing someone – “You can run, but you can also hide!” “Come back here! please...!” Out of breath – “This always happens....” “Why do I have to have iron deficiency? When hidden from – “ Knocked out – “ Stinkbomb explodes – “I can’t see shit!” “I should be happy I can’t smell anything from before!” Opinions on students who reside at Bullworth Academy– (in alphabetical order) Bullies   Davis White: Ethan Robinson: Russell Northrop: Tom Gurney: Trent Northwick: Troy Miller: Wade Martin: Zoe Taylor: Greasers Hal Esposito: Johnny Vincent: Lefty Mancini: Lola Lombardi: Lucky De Luca: Norton Williams: Peanut Romano: Ricky Pucino: Vance Medici: Jocks Bo Jackson: Casey Harris: Damon West: Dan Wilson: Juri Karamazov: Luis Luna: Mandy Wiles: Ted Thompson: Nerds Algernon Papadopoulos: Beatrice Trudeau: Bucky Pasteur: Cornelius Johnson: Donald Anderson: Earnest Jones: Fatty Johnson: Melvin O'Connor: Thad Carlson: Non-Cliques Angie Ng: Christy Martin: Constantinos Brakus: Eunice Pound: Gloria Jackson: Gordon Wakefield: Ivan Alexander: Karen Johnson: Lance Jackson: Melody Adams: Pedro De La Hoya: Ray Hughes: Sheldon Thompson: Trevor Moore: Preppies Bif Taylor: Bryce Montrose: Chad Morris: Derby Harrington: Gord Vendome: Justin Vandervelde: Parker Ogilvie: Pinky Gauthier: Tad Spencer: Opinion on Adults who teach and patrol at Bullworth Academy – (in alphabetical order) Miss Danvers: Miss Peters: Mr. Galloway: Mr. Luntz: Mr. Matthews: Mr. Wiggins: Mrs. Carvin: Mrs. MacRae: Mrs Peabody: Ms. Phillips: Neil: Prefects – Edward Seymour II: Karl Branting: Max MacTavish: Seth Kolbe: Opinions on People in the cities of Bullworth – (in alphabetical order) Townies Clint(aka Henry): Sage doesn’t like saying it, but they’re quite afraid of him and  Duncan: Edgar Munsen: Gurney: Jerry: Leon: Omar Romero: Otto Tyler: Residents in the city of Bullworth – Bethany Jones: Denny: Dr. Bambillo: Krakauer: Mihailovich: Miss Abby: Mr. Brekindale: Mr. Buckingham: Mr. Castillo: Mr. Doolin: Mr. Huntingdon: Mr. Johnson: Mr. Martin: Mr. Ramirez: Mr. Salvatore: Mr. Smith: Mr. Sullivan: Ms. Rushinski Mrs. Lisburn: Osborne:

[kurtty-drabbles]

Amalgaverse au(part 3?)

N/A: The Bloody Mary I take some liberties here and I did base on this video here.

@djinmer4 @dannybagpipesarecalling

Based on this video

There´s a method to my madness- a fitting quote

At first, Kitty Pryde was really at loss at how to work in the TV studio, especially in the show "You're wrong" but Kitty Pryde is nothing if determined and intelligent and soon enough gets the ropes that the job demands.

And in a few days Kitty didn´t seem so clueless after all, well...sometimes the interns mention the funny things Kitty says but would automatically assume she is telling jokes.

Kurt Ryder has to admire her tenacity and how she is a fast learner and is adjusting without many hitchers in the ride.

"Katzchen" Kurt Ryder let slip the nickname Nightcreeper always refers to Constantine and gives an excuse that she resembles a cat too much, this makes Kitty, which is quite is ironic as Kitty is not a cat person at all. "I´m sorry, it slips from my mind, you´re right," Kurt can´t help by gently poking fun at the obvious lie Kitty told " is not the time to think or talk about cats and people, I want to ask how are you dealing with your new job"

"Oh, I did have some bumps and tribulations, but, in the end, I think I´m getting the gist of all this" then she remembers of ''you´re right'' and amends the lie "I mean, is totally different from Canada, but, I´m alright"

Kurt Ryder hums in agreement.

"Well, you´re indeed a faster learner, I´m impressed, I want to talk to you about  the new job now that you´re familiar with how things are done in New Gotham, are you interested in a promotion?" Kurt Ryder speaks and Kitty is now chewing her bottom lip.

"Look, I´m not all naive to not know some gossips people are doing behind my back, I get the job too quickly" Kitty closes her eyes and let an exasperated sound leaves her mouth "and sure if I get a promotion right away it will cement this believe" Kitty explained and Kurt Ryder nods again.

"I´m a professional, Miss Pryde, I understand that this type of thing exist and sadly even in this company, but, I tend to be impartial in my job and in cases like this, if I said you are cable of doing this job is because I know you´re cable...after all, I´m right" Kurt jests a little but the sincerity is too strong to let the mock words to overcome.

Kitty is surprised by his words and offers a small smile.

"I have to make up my mind now?" Kitty is tapping her foot now and the sounds of her heels are all synchronized.

"No, take your time, is your decision after all" Kurt speaks in a nicer tone and this makes the tapping finally ceased. "But, can I ask something? how are you living in this city? last time I check you got lost easily, are you making friends here?"

Kitty can´t help to chuckle at this. The rumours about Kurt Ryder aren´t totally true(or at least only refers to his guests)

"You talk like a concerned professor or something, well, rest assured, no one is bullying me...aside from rumours that I´m sleeping to get to the top, I´m alright, in fact, I manage to make a friend"Kitty then makes a face for a moment "he´s a bit crazy but he is helping to navigate through New Gotham" then she blushes remembering what her so-called friend was wearing last night, Nick Minaj would be proud someone was copying her famous pose.

Kurt Ryder smiles at that.

"I´m glad, Logan was here the other day, oh, Logan Wayne, the billionaire, anyway, when he heard you´re from Canada the man insist to make sure you´re alright, after all, there´s little Canadians in this city"

Kitty smiles at that.

"I´m fine, I promised, now, let´s end the conversation before it gets creepy" Kitty speaks and Kurt laughs a bit and agrees with her. -------------------------- Constantine received clues about magic activities from many sources and 50% of the time is a crazy guy in a suit playing Scoob Doo in an extreme fashion, however, on the other hand, she has a serious case of Bloody Mary to deal and is a great opportunity for Nightcreeper to see what the Occult world is.

"The sorority Beta Gi, gee, what´s up with those names?" Kitty asked looking at the house of 2 floors in total decay, it used to be one of the best sorority houses until a month ago when an incident changes everything. "Anyway, Are you ready Creepy?" Kitty asked with her "uniform" and her identity safely protected now looks at her crazy friend who is jumping and avoid to step into a fend on the floor.

"Creepy?" Kitty asked as now the man stops and look at the house and using his boa to hide, in the best of the boa´s ability, himself.

"Do we have to go where Bloody Mary is?" Nightcreeper asked remembering all the stories about Bloody Mary.

"Yes, is my job to deal with entities as Bloody Mary, are you afraid?" Kitty asked and the lunatic nods his head looking at the windows as expecting the crazy woman to jump out and kill them.

"Murderous ghost are a big no to me" Nightcreeper speaks then look at her "But I want to help you, I know, you´re right, you´re the powerful guardian, and I´m a hero and I should fight murderous ghosts, sounds cool when I speak out loud, but Katzchen, is Murderous ghosts" Nightcreeper continue to ramble and Kitty put a finger on his mouth as his golden eyes are practically screaming how this is scary for him.

"You don´t have to do anything you aren't  comfortable, I´m used to dealing with those things, but, you are here already, you wanted to be my crazy sidekick" Kitty speaks and Nightcreeper pipes in he´s not a sidekick and Kitty chuckles a little "So, take a deep breath and think, do I want to do this? If you want to stay here, is no shame, whatever you choose is your chose"

Eventually, Nightcreeper prefers to go with Kitty to see how she can deal with Bloody Mary and how to defend himself against such an evil entity. Kitty briefs him about the situation.

"Ryder make a post on his blog about this place, well, the man exaggerated some things about Bloody Mary, but other than that, he was right on the spot"Nightcreeper would beam at this if they weren´t ready to face the entity.

"Oh, what did he got right?" Nightcreeper dares to ask and Kitty merely replies "That Bloody Mary likes Blood"

"In reality, Bloody Mary is a sword with two blades, you summon the Bloody Mary to destroy your enemies ...but once she is finished, she kills you" Kitty explained "Ryder make a post about the incident of this sorority and how it was linked to Bloody Mary...he´s right"

Nightcreeper gulps loudly.

A figure of a bald woman with a white dress shows up in the hall and Nightcreeper only look at the creature then back to Kitty.

"You won´t collect any more souls!" Kitty speaks clapping her hands as the familiar golden line that are being used as a weapon and for all the magical moments Nightcreeper was expecting, Kitty faces of the entity with martial arts.

The creature let an agonizing scream howling to the place. It´s far from over.

"Come Creepy, are you ready for more?"

"There´s more?"

"Sword of two blades"

And they enter a room where a girl covered in scars and wearing a long blonde hair is. She is holding herself in the corner of the room lower the picture of 10 girls that have a huge X on their faces.

"So, if I´m not wrong, you must be Amy, right? You summon Bloody Mary to get revenge" Kitty speaks at easy at the girl who only gazes at Kitty and orders for someone called Bruno to attack them.

Nightcreeper has no problem in fighting this Bruno, who by the look of it, is a corpse being controlled.

"Ah, is not fun beating a corpse, much less a dead horse" Nightcreeper speaks shocking the one named Amy as Bruno was defeated quite easily and in a comical way as Nightcreeper is jungle him like the man weights nothing. Throwing Bruno to the other side seal the deal that the man won´t hurt anyone.

"Well, no more surprises" Kitty speaks to Amy as stalking towards her " Why you summon Bloody Mary?"

"Those girls killed my boyfriend" Amy explained looking to where Bruno is, still completely incapacitated by this lunatic "and they frame me, I have to get revenge"

"And you´re aware you would die too, right?" Kitty asked as now Amy smiles deviously.

"No, the tenth she had to kill is me, but, I don´t like the photo, do I?" The smile is creepy as Amy rose from the ground, Kitty had enough and using the familiar golden line she arrested Amy.

"Yeah, but I´m here and because of you, those families will have to bury their daughters,  Bloody Mary is nothing more than a weapon and you´ll be responsible for their deaths" Kitty speaks opening a vortex "In limbo, sure Belasco will love to have a chat with you" Amy didn´t have much to say as she throws there.

Bruno disappears as there´s no one else to maintain the physical body.

"So, to stop the Bloody Mary, you´ll need a new haircut? That would be a problem to me"

"Yeah,  I´d think you look better with the wild long hair" Kitty pipes in "still want to continue to help me?"

"Yes!"

"Still crazy"

"And Creepy" Nightcreeper completes and now both leave the house, then Kitty asks if Amy´s story was worth in the end. "Well, there´s little indication of a conspiracy against Amy, she and Bruno did light several candles and the odds were against them. It´s easier to blame on a conspiracy than your own fault"

"That´s pretty wise come from someone that is this close to appear in Jojo Bizzare adventure"

"This close? Then I´ve to upgrade my style to be in the Jojo" Nightcreeper speaks and Kitty laughs, maybe, this partnership is not so bad. She quiet like Nightcreeper´s companion.

[ludacryst]

Survey Says..

1: How tall or short do you wish you were? I'm 5'3, but I sometimes wish I was shorter because of how cute it can be in a relationship. I've watched too much anime, okay?

2: What’s your dream pet? (Real or not) Well, @warpedbelief didn't help me figuring this out because his dragon idea was really cool. However... I'll just stick with cats. I love cats. (I also love dragons..)

3: Do you have a favorite clothing style? Comfortable. Lol. I mostly wear PJs.

4: What was your favorite video game growing up? Final Fantasy series in general. 7 & 9 Specifically. My heart was always with Zelda ALTTP though.

5: What three things/people do you think of most each day: Erwin, Wiggles, PoF (Power of Friendship, so my friends/family.)

6: If you had a warning label, what would yours say? Caution : Speaks her mind far too often. No filter. Bossy af. Does not cave easily.

7: What is your opinion on [insert person/thing here]? I don't know.

8: What is your Greek personality type? [Sanguine, Phlegmatic, Choleric, or Melancholic] Melancholic.

9: Are you ticklish? .....No...?....(Yes)

10: Are you allergic to anything? Lots of stuff. There's a list uploaded somewhere.

11: What’s your sexuality? Heteronormative Bisexual. I used to call it straight with a twist until I figured out there was an actual term for it. Basically, I'm emotionally attracted to men and commonly see myself in a relationship with men. (My Husband, HI.) However, I have similar attractions physically to women, but have never seen myself in a relationship with one other than physically.

12: Do you prefer tea, coffee, or cocoa? Cocoa or Tea, but I'll drink any of em.

13: Are you a cat or dog person? Cat. 1000% They're chill just like me... once they're older.

14: Would you rather be a vampire, elf, or merperson? Elf, probably. I love nature, I hate being allergic to it though.

15: Do you have a favorite Youtuber? Nah, I just skim youtube from time to time, no favorite.

16: How tall are you? 5'3.

17: If you had to change your name, what would you change it to? I'd probably keep it in the realm it's already in. So, I'm Crystal. I go by Crys (Chris) so probably Christina.. or anything that could shorten it to Chris of sorts. It's just me.

18: How much do you weigh? 175-190, depends on if I've ate fast food recently or not. More averaged at 186, but it's jumped a lot the past few months. Goal weight is 125.

19: Do you believe in ghosts/spirits? Sure. I don't disbelieve. Had a thing when i was a kid a few times that make me think something exists.. whether or not we know what it is.

20: Do you like space or the ocean more? Space. Stars. I love water don't get me wrong, but I'm more curious about what we can't physically reach.

21: Are you religious? Nah.

22: Pet peeves? Liars, people who try to grind my gears, people saying "I'm going to do it just to spite you." I'm tired of toxicity of people.

23: Would you rather be nocturnal or diurnal [opposite of nocturnal]? Diurnal. I'm defaulted to Nocturnal, so just eat some edibles and we're in bed by 10pm! :)

24: Favorite constellation? Leo ;)

25: Favorite star? Sirius, it shines the brightest.

26: Do you like ball-jointed dolls? I don't like dolls. They're creepy.

27: Any phobias or fears? Irrational : Dolls, Being around people. Rational : Heights, Closed Spaces t-t

28: Do you think global warming is real? Fucking. Is this seriously a question? Of course it's real.

29: Do you believe in reincarnation? I actually like to. It gives me hope there's something after death.

30: Favorite movie? I'm not sure I have a favorite movie...

31: Do you get scared easily? Nah, but I love a good jump scare.

32: How many pets have you own in your lifetime? Christina - My first doggie, passed away when I was in 4th grade. She was a mini collie~ Alexi - My green/yellow parakeet. Passed away at roughly 2-3 years old. Jiggy - My gray/white beautiful DHS big boi kitty. (2006-2016) Momma - My loving calico who picked me over everyone. ;o;  (2006-2018) Wiggles - Adopted from my family, he's a tyrant! He loves his dad more than me tho... [rude] (2016-???)

33: Blog rate? [You’ll rate the blog of the one who’s asking.] You CC please.

34: What is a color that calms you? Blue. Blue is always relaxing, especially softer/darker blues.

35: Where would you like to travel and/or live? Travel wise, I want to visit a lot of places. Germany, UK, Canada... more specifically Niagara Falls.. Live wise, if I could, I'd live in Canada. However... I just want to live in the midwest, or east, somewhere more affordable in the US.

36: Where were you born? Ohio!

37: What is your eye color? Blue-gray.

38: Introvert or extrovert? 1000% introverted.

39: Do you believe in horoscopes and zodiacs? I think they're amusing as fuck. I don't believe/follow them 100%. I do like to imagine what it would be like if they were right though. I follow zodiac stuff way more than horoscope.

40: Hugs or kisses? xoxoxo - Preferably hugs, they're for everyone! *HUGS*

41: Who is someone you would like to see/visit right now? Scotty! ( @warpedbelief )

42: Who is someone you love deeply? @hyphenhero - My husbando.

43: Any piercings you want? I really dunno any more. The only one I've been considering lately is Daith.

44: Do you like tattoos and piercings? I don't dislike tattoos and piercings.

45: Do you smoke or have you ever done so? Cigarettes are disgusting. Be more descriptive of your "smoking." I have marijuana vapes I enjoy.

46: Talk about your crush, if you have one! Well, I married him.

47: What is a sound you really hate? Anything pitchy. My ears have been killing me the past year or so.

48: A sound you really love? Meow.

49: Can you do a backflip? HAHAHA No.

50: Can you do the splits? Almost did them on accident the other day. It really hurt. (No)

51: Favorite actor and/or actress? Do voice actors count? Because then I'm between two. Johnny Yong Bosch and Matt Mercer.

52: Favorite movie? Wasn't this asked already? I don't have one.

53: How are you feeling right now? Tired.

54: What color would you like your hair to be right now? I really want to bleach it blonde again.

55: When did you feel happiest? Maybe when we first moved into our second apartment? The rent was cheaper, it was nice. I miss freedom. Though, I also miss having a full guild of friends and getting along and having fun together.. Man I'm getting old.

56: Something that calms you down? Marijuana primarily. Hugs. Kittens.

57: Have any mental disorders? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!] Anxiety, Depression, Memory issues xD Honestly you should just ask if there's stuff NOT wrong with me.

58: What does your URL mean? It's a nickname a friend gave me 11 years ago. Holy crap. It's been 11 years.

59: What three words describe you the most? Sassy, Bratty, Mom-ish.

60: Do you believe in evolution? Yes.

61: What makes you unfollow a blog? Too much spam/boring content. Stuff I'm not interested in. Sometimes inactivity for years.

62: What makes you follow a blog? Stuff I'm interested in typically.

63: Favorite kind of person: People I can just talk to about anything. I like to talk. I don't like to be pestered and felt bad about not responding right away. I enjoy helping people. So I'm mostly a listener. I like to talk about stuff we're mutually interested in. Sometimes I love people I can debate with but not hate after (reasonable debates.) I guess I'm going to be that guy and copy what my friend said.. "Engaging, but not too much that I’m constantly tired. I like doing nothing, but doing nothing with the right person."

64: Favorite animal(s): Cats. All the cats.

65: Name three of your favorite blogs. I don't really actively follow any specific blog in particular! :x

66: Favorite emoticon: :smirk: (use it on discord... though if you played maplestory, it's an F3 equivalent... )

67: Favorite meme: You said that tho?

68: What is your MBTI personality type? INFJ-T

69: What is your star sign? Leo

70: Can your dog roll over on command, if you have a dog? No dog, but you'd be damn right to guess I'd train them.

71: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most? Any of the fluffy pjs with a thin tank top.

72: Post a selfie or two? https://ludacryst.tumblr.com/tagged/me https://ludacryst.tumblr.com/tagged/wedding

73: Do you have platform shoes? Nah. I don't have heels either.

74: What is one random but interesting fact about yourself? My memory is absolutely shit in most situations.  However, in certain and RANDOM AF situations it can be clear as day. If I want to learn/remember something? Forget about it. If I could not care less about something? You'll be damn straight I'll remember it.

75: Can you do a front flip? Lol, no.

76: Do you like birds? Yeah, cept the annoying high pitched ones T_T

77: Do you like to swim? I used to love to. I can't really be in the sun for long any more though.

78: Is swimming or ice skating more fun to you? Never been Ice Skating! Always wanted to try. I'd probably equally enjoy both.

79: Something you wish didn’t exist: Mosquitoes, Cancer, Violence. On the violence part... It's mostly guns. If we had swordsman style fights - It'd be more interesting.

80: Some thing you wish did exist: Cures to incurables. Cancer, Epilepsy, Autism, etc. (I'm an epilepsy survivor.)

81: Piercings you have? Had an eyebrow piercing, lost it the same month I got it to pink eye.

82: Something you really enjoy doing: Watching television. I miss reading. I have a hard time focusing on reading now.

83: Favorite person to talk to: I have 3! Erwin (@hyphenhero) - My husband~ and my friends Scott (@warpedbelief)  and Brandon.

84: What was your first impression of Tumblr? What the fuck is this and why do people use it? inb4 I replaced wordpress with it.

85: How many followers do you have? I don't really check. My Tumblr is mostly for me... and I just restarted fresh these past few months.

86: Can you run a mile within ten minutes? Maybe if I tried. Used to be able to run one in 6.

87: Do your socks always match? Yeah.

88: Can you touch your toes and keep your legs straight completely? HA, Never could.

89: What are your birthstones? Peridot, Sardonyx, Spinel

90: If you were an animal, which one would you be? Cat? Yes. Spoil me.

91: If a flower could aesthetically represent you, what kind would it be? Tulips.

92: A store you hate? Umm.... I don't know if I avoid any stores in particular....

93: How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day? 1-2. My stomach gets pretty upset.

94: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds? Fly. Definitely. I get lost in my own mind enough.

95: Do you like to wear camo? Situationally.

96: Winter or summer? Winter 100%. Hate the heat. Love the snow.

97: How long can you hold your breath for? I don't know. Like 30 seconds maybe?

98: Least favorite person? They who will not be named. It gives them too much attention.

99: Someone you look up to: I used to look up to my mom a lot. Now I'm more-so my own person, I just do what I can to do right by me and my hubby.

100: A store you love? Uhm.. Any cheap store... I don't really have a favorite. I guess amazon for saving me gas?

101: Favorite type of shoes Skechers.

102: Where do you live? California.

103: Are you a vegetarian or vegan? If so, why? Nah. I love ham too much.

104: What is your favorite mineral or gem? Cubic Zirconia actually. It's so undervalued but so pretty.

105: Do you drink milk? Used to. Not really much any more.

106: Do you like bugs? Sometimes. But not in the house.

107: Do you like spiders? Sure, they get rid of the bad bugs.

108: Something you get paranoid about? Being followed. Bugs crawling on me.

109: Can you draw: Used to be able to. Not any more.

110: Nosiest question you have ever been asked? I don't know, I usually tell people anything they ask lol.

111: A question you hate being asked? Any question I had previously already answered, and they just weren't paying attention. Anything related to me/my own working/schooling.

112: Ever been bitten by a spider? Not that I can remember.

113: Do you like the sound of waves at the beach? Yeah, it's really relaxing.

114: Do you prefer cloudy or sunny days? Cloudy, 100%

115: Someone you’d like to kiss or cuddle right now: I would like to cuddle Momma right now.. Why you gotta go and make a girl sad for survey thing? (My calico that passed away last year..)

116: Favorite cloud type: Cumulus, Cumulonimbus, and Nimbostratus. Yes I googled them for their names.

117: What color do you wish the sky was? I honestly love the colors the sky is/can be, especially at sunrise and sunset.

118: Do you have freckles? Yes, but you can only see them when I have a tan. So to anyone who hasn't seen me since I was 10, you'd never know I had them.

119: Favorite thing about a person: How they treat people. If they're kind to animals. Eyes. Definitely eyes.

120: Fruits or vegetables? Fruits @_@

121: Something you want to do right now: Play Zelda - BoTW on Hard - but... I'm lazy.

122: Is the ocean or sky prettier? Ocean. But they look best together.

123: Sweet or sour foods? Candies or actual food? Food, sweet. Candies, sour.

124: Bright or dim lights? Dim as you can go without causing me to have seizures over tiny little things.

125: Do you believe in a certain magical creature? I wish. Dragons would rock my world.

126: Something you hate about Tumblr: Yahoo owning it.

127: Something you love about Tumblr: The freedom it USED to have.

128: What do you think about the least? I dunno, I think about it the least... so it won't naturally come to me.

129: What would you want written on your tombstone? Carpe Diem ....heheheh.

130: Who would you like to punch in the face right now? Why would I name them? Again with the attention thing.

131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself? My Epilepsy. It's shown me who really gives a fuck about me, but also it's taken a lot from me.

132: Do you smile with your teeth showing for pictures? No, I hate my teeth.

133: Computer or TV? Computer, it offers more.

134: Do you like roller coasters? Never been on one, definitely want to try.

135: Do you get motion sickness or seasickness? Sometimes motion sickness, never got seasick tho.

136: Are your ears lobed or attached? Attatched.

137: Do you believe in karma? I like to believe in Karma, but I really feel like people don't get their just desserts :(

138: On a scale of 1-10, how attractive would you say you are? -5

139: What nicknames do you have/have had? Crys, Crysti, Cryssi, Crysii, Ludacryst, Toxie, Punky, there's probably more but effort.

140: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends? I am unsure.

141: Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink? Yes. More than one therapist.

142: Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others? Yes.

143: Do you prefer giving or receiving gifts/help? Giving.

144: What makes you angry? Lots of little things. Dumb things. Mostly the way medical/doctors are here... Our president... a lot of things really.

145: How many languages do you speak fluently? I can barely manage English, you want me to learn more?!

146: Do you prefer boys, girls, and/or non-binaries? I kinda answered this earlier.

147: Are you androgynous? No.

148: Favorite physical thing about yourself: My eye color.

149: Favorite thing about your personality: I'm more willing to let people go if they make my life worse. I used to be terrible at that.

150: Name three people you would like to talk to right now in person. My Mom, Scooter, Matt Mercer.. (shh)

151: If you could go back into time and live in one era, which would you choose? ANY ERA WITH KNIGHTS AND KINGDOMS AND WEEEEEEE............ (I like a lot of oldie based shows.)

152: Do you like BuzzFeed? Eh.

153: How did you meet your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/partner? [If you have one.] MapleStory. Not even remotely kidding.

154: Do you like to kiss others’ foreheads or hands for platonic reasons? Yes. I'm a very touchy person if I trust the person. I prefer hugs on most though. Forehead is pretty sentimental to me.

155: Do you like to play with others’ hair? Sometimes, yeah.

156: What embarrasses you? My teeth, my weight, a lot of things.

157: Something that makes you nervous/anxious: People. Crowds. Planes. Heights. New Doctors.

158: Biggest lie you have ever told: If it's the biggest lie I've ever told, do you think I'm going to out myself on social media?

159: How many people are you following? Fuck if I know... I'm too lazy to check.

160: How many posts do you have on your blog(s)? See #159

161: How many drafts do you have on your blog(s)? See #159

162: How many likes do you have on your blog(s)? See #159

163: Last time you cried and why: It's been over a lot of things. My health, my families health, my cat, hurting myself, etc.

164: Do you have long or short hair? Medium?

165: Longest your hair has ever been: Just below my shoulders.

166: Why do you like, dislike, or have neutral feelings about religion? Neutral mostly, because you can't prove or disprove a god exists. Just because you haven't seen something does that mean it's not there? Also, just because you believe in something, does it mean that it exists really? I'm agnostic. Though Wicca seems like a more reasonable religion in most aspects (I've dabbled in research, I hope that doesn't offend anyone.)

167: Do you really care how the universe and world was created? Not really. I just care if it's gonna blow up before I die.

168: Do you like to wear makeup? Like? Not usually, it just helps me feel a little better sometimes.

169: Can you stand on your hands or head for more than thirty seconds? Nope.

170: Did you answer the questions you were asked truthfully? As much as I could.

[thelastifntdragonrider]

HI! I’m putting all of the things i’ve been tagged in from the past couple of weeks that i haven’t answered yet bc i’m working hard on an admission portfolio for university and i really want to get into Sheridan, so yep lots of work and lots of art. i am also working on the HTTYD fandom reading (please sign up) and the next chapters of J’Imagine and No Cannon Shall Sink This Ship. Anyways, onto the tagged: 

get to know me meme: tagged by @animalsarepeople2​ thank youuuu! 

nicknames: Kei / Keiko *i explain this in a question down there somewhere 

Gender: Female 

Star Sign: Libra

MBTI Type: INFJ 

Height: 163cm 

Time: 17:07 (by the time I finished all of these it’s 18:36) 

Birthday: February 25 

Favourite Bands: Beatles, Young Rising Sons, Clean Bandits, Lovelyz, Infinite 

Favourite Solo Artists: Ailee, Ed Sheeran 

Song Stuck in My Head: 1cm by Lovelyz 

Last Movie Watched: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with Johnny Depp

Last Show Watched: I just binge watched Stranger Things 

When I created my blog: July 15, 2013/June 27, 2017

What I post about: httyd, animated movies, animation

Last thing I Googled: information about Sheridan and character rotation 

Other blogs I have: my main blog @tokkeiko

Following: 100, though I want to find more good blogs, any recs anyone? 

Followers: in total from both blogs, 200 or something 

Favourite colour: Green 

Average hours of sleep: 8-ish 

Lucky number: 7

Instruments: piano, oboe 

What I’m wearing: jeans and my current favourite sweater which is grey with gold spots 

Number of blankets: I need to remember to find another one bc my room is freezing when I wake up in the morning

Dream Job: story artist at Disney 

Dream trip: i just want to get out of my city rn 

Favourite food: i’m just hungry rn, give me anything, but favourite food, among others, is salted caramel truffle blizzard from the good old DQ (#lovemydq) 

Music ask, tagged by @yv-sketches THANKS!!!! 

10 songs that you are listening to right now; 

my current favourite playlist is called Shut Up and Dance:

“Elle Me Dit” Mika 

“Red Balloon” Charli XCX 

“Dancing in the Dark” Rihanna 

“Shut Up and Dance” Walk the Moon

“Red and Gold” Young Rising Sons 

“Can’t Stop the Feeling” Justin Timberlake 

“Better When I’m Dancing” Meghan Trainor 

“I Bet My Life” Imagine Dragons 

“Into a Fantasy” Alexander Rybak 

“Get Back Up Again” Anna Kendrick

Tag Game, taggged by @thepurplewriter333 ty friend-o! 

Nicknames: Keiko/Kei/Spirit/Sweet Potato 

Gender: Female

Star Sign; Pisces 

Height: 163cm 

Sexuality: probably straight 

Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff!!!

Favourite animals: uhhhh... orcas probably 

Average hours spent sleeping: 8 i think, i’m not bothering with math rn 

Dogs or cats: KITTY, all of my sibilings have a significant other and all of their significant others’ have cats and why can’t I have a s/o with a cat???

number of blankets sleeping: during the winter, aka now already, two 

Dream trip: geeeeetttt meeeee ouuuuttt offf thissss citttyyyyy

Dream job: Story artist at Disney 

when I made this account: June 27. 2017

why I made this account: bc i wanted a place to reblog all of the httyd stuff without loosing followers on my other blog 

# of followers: like 47, I think? I recently got more. follow me i am cool person 

92 statements, tagged by @thepurplewriter333 thanks for the double tag! 

Last: 

Drink: Tim Hortons’ Double Double (got to stay caffeinatedddddddd) 

 Phone Call: Home to get a ride home 

Text message: Friend to go hang out later

Song You Listened To: Shooting Star by Lovelyz

Time You Cried: uhhhhhhhh... oh, like a month ago, it was a bad week and then I watched Home and my emotions were already out of wack so I basically sobbed near the end 

Have you: 

Dated someone twice: Nope 

Kissed someone and regretted it: Nope, i’m boring

Been cheated on: nope 

Lost someone special: nope 

Been depressed: i feel like it’s hard to be a university student and not get depressed 

Gotten drunk and thrown up: i am a boring party person and yeah, no i haven’t 

List 3 favourite colours: 

Green

Blue 

Gold 

In the last year have you: 

made new friends: Yeahhhh

fallen out of love: nopppeee...?

Laughed until you cried: like every other day

Found someone was talking about you: in a good way; nope. In a bad way: yeah too many times

found out who your friends are: yeahhhhhh

kissed someone on your FB list: okay someday, i’ll have more interesting answers 

General: 

how many FB friends do you know IRL: 99% of them 

Do you have any pets: nope 

Do you want to change your name: i recently thought about dropping my middle name, but like it has significance to my parents so probably won’t happen and my middle name doesn’t do anything so idk 

what did you do for your last birthday: Keep in mind that I turned 18: my friends and I went to Build-A-Bear and they got me a Build-A-Bear Toothless. 

What time do you wake up: my alarms on early days are 7:00, 7:05, 7:15, 7:25, 7:35, 7:45, 8:00. I naturally wake up at 9-ish 

What were you doing at midnight last night: Sleeping :D 

Name something you can’t wait for: to (hopefully) get accepted into Sheridan and start a new adventure out there.

When was the last time you saw your mom: she’s in the kitchen with me 

what is one thing you wish you could change in your life: i wish that I could’ve figured out what I wanted to do with life so that I could’ve started Sheridan this year 

What are you listening to right now: Sheridan portfolio reviews, tips, etc. (Starting to see a pattern here?) 

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: friend’s dad. he’s a cool dad. 

Something that is getting on your nerves: when people are packing up their stuff before the professor is finished talking in the last 5 minutes of class. URGH stop moving ppl this stuff is important 

Most visited website: FB, YT, tumblr 

Mole(s): couple

Mark(s): I have freckles (might be moles) on each cheek under both eyes. 

Childhood dream: when you’re a kid, you’re really only exposed to teacher, doctor, police man and whatever your parents are. I think I defaulted to an artist when adults asked. 

Hair colour: black, I have silver hairs though, they stick out on the black hair a lot 

long or short hair: I always grow my hair out and then cut off 12 inches to donate to cancer wigs  

Do you have a crush on someone: not currently, though i had a crush on a guy for like 5 years, so even now, 5 years later, I get happy when I think about him 

Piercings: no, i really think a conch piercing would be nice though 

Blood type: ... A I think, i’ve never gotten tested, but according to genetics, I should be an A 

Nicknames: my full name is Keiko, but everyone called me Kei as a kid, but during high school, I started introducing myself as Keiko, so some people call me Kei, some people call me Keiko, one of them is a nickname, depending on which way you think about it, 

Relationship Status: Egg salad. 

Zodiac: Pisces 

Pronouns: She/her

Favourite TV show: Friends 

Right or left handed: Right, but recently I’ve been trying to teach myself to draw with my left hand 

Surgery: Wisdom teeth 

Hair dyed a different colour: nope, but I think I might try a ombre some day 

Sports: ballet since I was 4ish, ballet is a sport, come fight me on it if you dare 

Vacation: a lot of camping when I was younger, I’ve been to Japan twice, and then places across Canada

Pair of trainers: are we talking about trainers as in shoes? bc then ankle high all black vans. 

More General: 

Eating: this is taking so long I stopped and had supper between these sections

Drinking: Double Double (Tim’s coffee, two creams, two sugars), gotta stay AWaaaaaaaaaaKE

I’m about to: draw character designs or go out to coffee shop to study with friends 

Want: to get into Sheridan so so so so so badly 

Get married: I’m still single, want to put my career first, so yep not for a little while 

Career: i’m a cake decorator rn, see my cakes on my insta @tanakeiart 

Hugs or Kisses: hUG mE

Lips or eyes: Eyes, (though I am supper bad at making eye contact) 

Shorter or taller: would be nice to be slightly taller... 

Older or younger: like to date or something? I think high school rule is a good rule, but rn looking at niners mAN they are tiny

Nice arms or stomach: arms to hug meeeeee

Sensitive or loud: i think I would need a loud person to compliment me 

Hook up or relationship: relationship bc you have a standing plus one to everything and rn being single I have to text like 5 friends to find someone to go with me to something 

Troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant 

Have you ever: 

kissed a stranger: Nope 

Drank hard liquor: I only have like four months until my 19th so like i’ll go drinking then 

Lost Glasses/contact lenses: funny story: family and i were in Japan and we were at Kinkaku-ji and then i realize that one of my eyes have gone fuzzy, so thinking that there is something on the lens, i take my glasses off and my lens had fallen out of the frame. my family literally crawled around trying to find my lost lens, we did find it, but we couldn’t find a small screw that would hold the lens in. my dad fixed it with a twist tie.

turned someone down: nobody likes me so nobody has asked me so i have never turned someone down 

broken someone’s heart: no 

had your heart broken: yeah, by a friend. It is shATTERing 

been arrested: not even a parking ticket in my name 

cried when someone died: no, i am some kind of emotionless egg

fallen for a friend: my heart easily leaps and often trips falls and gets lost

Do you believe in:

yourself: yes, I believe that I can get in, I believe that I can be what I want to be. 

Miracles: I believe in karma more than miracles 

Love at first sight: yes, but not in the way that media portrays it 

Santa claus: nah 

Kiss on the first date: this is weirdly phrased. 

other: 

current best friend name: becky 

Eye colour: brown 

Favourite movie: the other day i was procrastinating and made an official list of favourite movies, which still has a lot of ties: 1/2: httyd 1/2, 3/4: moana, big hero 6, 5/6/7: wreck it ralph, tangled, rise of the guardians,  8/9/10: back to the future 1-3 

wow that took a lot of time, but thanks for tagging me! I’m tagging @thepurplewriter333 @yv-sketches and @animalsarepeople2 on the ones that you didn’t tag me in! also tagging @katlikespie @crazilexa and @fading-shadows for whichever one/s you want to do! 

[harridan-witch]

September 29th, 2017

Today I am going to go through all of my accumulated witchcraft supplies and decide what I don’t want to keep. Being a witch, being pagan, has been an organic thing for me. It tends to shift one way and then the other. Since I’m also pretty open with friends and family about my practice well meaning people have given me gifts of things I will never use. So there is a chance that I will be giving away some witchcraft supplies if my followers are interested in that kind of thing.

Also, @moonwatertheroses tagged me in this ‘get to know me’ post and I figured this is as good a way as any to get some basic information out there about myself. I wont be tagging anyone else because I don’t know many people here but if you guys want to answer it and then tag me to let you know you did I’d love to see it. So here we go.

Rules: Answer all of the questions below, then tag 20 other people you would like to get to know better!

Tagged by: @moonwatertheroses Thank you dear, I appreciate it. Nicknames: Harrie, Dani, That domestic witch, a slew of nicknames from my partner. The witch next door, Gender: Cis-female Star sign: Oh god....I wont do the whole thing. I once got my full chart done and that whole thing is 25 pages and it tells you where ALL the planets were when you were born. I’ll just give you the top three: Sun is in Virgo, Moon was Cancer, descending.  Mercury in Virgo. To be blunt, if you put a lot of stock in astrology you can infer that Virgo, Cancer, and Taurus have a huge impact on my personality, I’m caring, analytical, and stubborn. Height: 5′2", 5′3″ if I stand up straight.

Sexuality: I use the term ��queer’ to describe my sexuality since it’s a lot easier to say than pan-demi-polysexual. I like who I like when I like them.

Hogwarts house: That depends on the day, dear.

Favorite animal: Real or make believe? Real: cats, foxes, or bears (oh my). Make believe: Dragons. I like mermaids too but I’m not sure you can call them animals.

Average hours spent sleeping: 8-11, though normally not all in one go. I’m a writer. I sleep a lot.

Dogs or cats: kitties!

Number of blankets I sleep with: depends on the time of year. I live by a swamp and the humidity can get ridiculous. But it can also get cold as crap. But I have a weighted blanket to help with late night anxieties.

Dream trip: Back in time. I studied History and Anthropology....I’d REALLY like to see some of the things I read about in college.

Dream job: I’m an author...I’m doing it.

When I made this account:  a week ago, I think. When was the Equinox? I made this account on the Autumn Equinox of 2017. My main account I’ve had for years.

Why I made this account: Because the past four years have been rough and despite being a practicing witch for almost 16 years now I have settled into a very lazy routine of less than the bare minimum. I’m also not sure that certain titles I gave myself (wiccan, specifically, though there are others) apply to me anymore. This blog is a reevaluation of my beliefs, a book of shadows that I can easily edit, and a diary.

Number of followers: 12 incredibly awesome people.

Tagging: Anyone who wants to do this.

[steel-kat]

This is the first time I was ever tagged in something other than a fic i wanted to keep up to date with. So quick shout out to @littlebangtanwriter even though not many follow me. But either way i suggest you check her out!

Ruleios: Answer 30 questions then tag blogs you would like to know better.

1. Nickname: Kitty, Em, Emma

2. Gender: I am of the femall race

3. Star sign: Sagittarius

4. Height: 5″ 1

5. Time: 9:48 when I wrote this line

6. Birthday: December 16th for the win 

7. Favourite band(s): BTS + Blackpink + Little Mix + Monsta X

8. Favourite solo artist: Ed Sheeran + David Garrett 

9. Song stuck in my head: Just about any BTS song and Red Lips by GTA

10. Last movie watched: I think it was the newest Star Wars movie

11. Last show watched: Arrow

12. When did I create my blog: A long time back maybe had it for a year or 2

13. What do I post: Mostly reblogs of stuff i like (mostly BTS related stuff) planning on posting some fics sooner or later

14. Last thing I googled: How do you figure out your GPA? (Don’t judge me I needed to figure it out since I plan on going abroad to learn Korean in the summer next year)

15. Do you have other blogs: Nope

16. Do you get asks: Nope never actually since i don’t post anything of my own

17. Why did you choose your url: I don’t remember anymore its been a while but i think I choose it because I wanted to show I don’t think of myself as anything great and to show I’m a light-hearted person

18. Following: Around 55 if I counted right

19. Followers: 28 apparently (I thought is was less honestly)

20. Favourite colours: Purple, red, white and black (yes I know white and black aren’t colors but shades)

21. Average hours of sleep: I don’t even know anymore it’s all over the place 

22. Lucky number: No clue but my favourite number is 19 so I’ll go with 19

23.Instruments: Thinking of learning piano and guitar but otherwise I know how to play nothing

24. What am I wearing: My pajayjay’s (matching tank and shorts)

25. How many blankets I sleep with: Uno

26. Dream job: I actually didn’t know what I wanted to be until I found BTS, they made me realize I wanted to be like them and to have just an amazing influence on people around the world. I want to be an idol who can help people realize they are worth so much and that they should follow their dreams and to fight for them, to never give up.

27. Dream trip: I want to go on a trip around the world and see everything is has to offer. All its perks and wonders. Or to go out in the middle of no where miles and miles away from any life and gaze at the stars in the back of a truck filled with pillows and blankets.

28. Favourite food: PIZZAA

29. Nationality: As far as I know Serbian, Slovanian, and good old Canadian eh?

30. Favourite song now: Red Lips by GTA, Begin by Jeon Jungguk and Come Back Home by BTS (poor Jin does even have a line in the song and it’s their newest one)

As for who I wish to get to know or tag are:

@nicolejones412

@boyscoutstyle

@dattron

@niceu-paprika

And if anyone else who follows me wants to go ahead. Tag me and I’ll check them out. Well have an amazing night or day depending where you live.

[the-replaceable]

30 Questions

Tagged by the sweetie @blink-kid (whom I miss very much babe ;;-;;) thank you so much ^w^

Nickname: Errr one person calls me Lys sometimes but just a lot of variations of Kitten: K, Kit Kit, Kitty Kat Kitten, it’s a long list

Name: My real name is... you’ll never know Riley MWAHAHAHHAHA (I’m sorry ;-; It’ll probably slip out soon if it doesn’t I’ll pm you but I just need to tease you a little longer cuz I’m terrible ^W^) you can probably figure it out from the nickname though

Gender: 

Sign: Stop (or Scorpio yeah I’m gonna fight you)

Height: 5′6 (I CAN ROUND UP OKAY IT’S CLOSE ENOUGH)

Time: 13:41

Fav Band: Uhhhhh Gorillaz cuz that’s the most recent thing I’ve listened to that’s not a musical, classical, or solo artist XD

Fav Solo Artist: I LIVE FOR DODIE CLARK I LOVE HER SO MUCH OH MY GOSH HHHHHH

Song Stuck In My Head: IN THE MIDDLE IT’S PART OF DODIE’S MOST RECENT EP YOU SHOULD GO CHECK IT OUT IT’S VERY GOOD AND I AM VERY DEAD

Last movie I watched: The Last Five Years and I cried the whole time XD IT WAS SO SADDDD HHHHH

Last Show I Watched: Stranger Things which I totally didn’t binge the entire thing in one day and cry the whole time whaaaaaaaat IT’S SO GOOD

When Did I Create My Blog: Err not sure cuz I deleted tumblr and then made a new account but my first was probably made 2014?

What Do I Post: I just reblog cool things my friends post \_(0-o)_/ A lot of them make some really awesome things like aesthetics, moldboards, drawings, poetry, etc ^W^ but also lots of memes and yolks :p

Last Thing I Googled: “is polygamy legal in Canada” XD Errr I got married twice (three times?) last night no explanation necessary

Do You Have Other Blogs: Ye

Do You Get Asks: I’ve only ever gotten one I think Xd you’re always welcome to ask me anything!

Why This URL: Because easilyreplaceable was taken cries ;;;-;;; that’s my normal un

Blogs I’m Following: Friends and aesthetic and art and people

Followers: Like 20 after you block all the bad blogs (tumblr y safe mode no bloc ;-;)

Fav Colours: I love pastels and dark blues and purples ^W^

Average Hours of Sleep: Depends on the time of year, anywhere from 3-8 if you take the average weekly :p

Lucky Number: Basically prime numbers below 19 and numbers with many factors depending on the situation- I’m extremely superstitious XD And Chinese so no 4s, 13s, or 14s, except in endings it’s weird and complicated gahh

Instruments: Errr I don’t know if I can say I play the violin cuz I’m really bad??? But I practice Xd

What Am I Wearing: A large t shirt I got from a tennis tournament this Monday and blue pajama pants with strawberries on them ^W^

How Many Blankets: 1-3 depending on the weather and my mental stability

Dream Job: I don’t know. Something I’m good at where I can genuinely help people. I guess going into medicine or engineering. If we’re talking unrealistically, then going to college and working in a hospital at the same time and somehow getting to choose my hours and getting paid enough to live comfortably. I can’t imagine not taking classes or having time to learn and read it’s ahhh ;-;

Dream Trip: Same boat as Jay- just somewhere with friends I love (except not anywhere I’m not going to a spider cave or something like that I love you but no we’re going somewhere cool and nature-y or we can cuddle in your backyard that’s chill too just no spiders)

Fav Food: Everything cuz I’m a disgusting pig ._. but actually I love watermelon it’s so great

Nationality: sings ‘MURICA, FLUFF YEAH

Fav Song RN: Uhh I really like Summer Storm (Lee this is all your fault xD) but also I really love In The Middle and You and 6/10 and I just started listening to the EP so I’m super obsessed with it all I don’t know

I don’t know how many people we’re supposed to tag so I’ll go with a third of the questions I answered? Cuz 30 is a lot

@justanotherjessicafan @spoopy-scurry @we-are-the-crystal-gays​ @welp-that-didnt-work @memesandmyaesthetics @smolrogue @niflheim-kitten @taka-hardt @sarahhenryart @glowinthedarkuniverse 

[ladyknightofhollyrose]

Tagged by @kromze and @youremarvelous~

Rules:  Answer the questions and tag 10 blogs you’d like to know better. 

Nicknames: I don’t think I actually have any at the moment? My sister calls me a little shit on the regular though, and I was once called ‘Meeracat’ by my old manager lol

Star Sign: Capricorn

Height: 5′5″ish

Time right now: 22:23

Last thing you googled: Vegetarian Paella (cause that’s what I made or dinner this evening lol)

Favorite music artist: I don’t have a favourite artist... My usuals would probably be Enter Shikar, Foo Fighters, PVRIS, Issues and Slaves, but if we’re talking about who I’ve been listening to most recently? Probably Gallant, EDEN (WHO I LOVE SO MUCH OMG) and Bishop Briggs. Oh actually I’ve also been listening to Don Broco since I saw they’ll be at Slam Dunk this year and I’m loving their album too ^^b

Last TV show watched: Legion! I’ve also been watching Agents of Shield since the Ghost Rider plot started, and still watch Supergirl ^^b

What am I wearing right now: My Batman pjs and gown XD But I was wearing my holo-kitty skirt, leggings and Star Wars top earlier :3

When did I create my blog: Boxing Day 2011 omg

What kind of stuff do I post about:  Hmmm bits of anime (YOI, Haikyuu!!, Free! etc.), comics, cartoons (mainly Voltron and Miraculous Ladybug) and a couple of other fandoms (like All for the Game, Star Wars and Kingdom Hearts)... Also just things I think look pretty, quotes, posts I agree with and a bit of politics here and there. Tends to be a pretty mixed bag depending on my mood, though more recently there’ve been RL posts and my face on occasion

Do I have any other blogs: *looks guiltily at fic blog that hasn’t been touched in forever* I also have a couple of other blogs including one where I post more personal stuff when I need to let off some steam, a Makoto-centric blog that hasn’t been updated in forever (cause my own anal tagging system makes me too lazy to update) and a Fic Rec blog that I haven’t gotten around to putting together properly yet

orz

Do I get asks regularly: AHAHAHA. no.

Why did I choose my url: It tends to be my standard handle everywhere these days, and its kind of a part of my online identity now XD It’s from back in year 9 (holy shit that was like, over a decade ago now) when I was suuuuuper into Tamora Pierce’s Tortall universe (<3333) and Merric of Hollyrose was my favourite character ^^b

Gender: female

Pokemon Team: Valour

Hogwarts House: Honestly this seems to vary as much as my Myers-Briggs personality type lol. If we’re going on what Pottermore sorted me into, I got Gryffindor the first time, and Slytherin the second

Favorite colors: green, black, turquoise, silver, burgundy

Average hours of sleep: Tends to vary - Somewhere between 6 and 7 hours on a weekday, and somewhere between 4 and 8 on a weekend XD

Favorite Characters: Hmmmmmm. Difficult! Dick Grayson, Damian Wayne, Tachibana Makoto, Matsuoka Rin, Kuroo Tetsurou, Phichit Chulanont, Yuri Plisetsky, Hunk (Voltron), Chris Chow... I’m sure there are a tonne of others that I’m just not thinking of atm though.

Dream job: Full-time hermit plz. But lol no, I have no idea truthfully, I’m still trying to figure out what I want to do long-term

Tagging: @aroundthecoffeepot, @jacket-thief, @elany (if they want to/can be bothered) and anyone else who feels like it (in which case tag me so I can see!)

[forgiven-whimsy]

Get to know me

RULES: Tag 7 followers you want to get to know better. Repost, not reblog.

Tagged by the lovely @im-not-great-at-making-up-names  <3 Thank you. 

Name/Nickname: In real life: Lou, lou lou, weeze, weezamina, wife life, mama bear, mommy. On tumblr: exposed, ex, mama. 

Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff

Favourite Colour: I’m really into Royal blue these days (years)

Fictional character I’d like as a sibling: Prompto Argentum from ffxv. Boy looks like he could use an older sister. 

Number of Blankets I sleep with: A duvet and a sheet. 

Dream Vacation: man, all the places I want to go, I want to go cause I have friends and family living there...so it would be a world tour of sorts including, France (good friend,) Scotland (cousin,) Japan (aunt and cousins,) Australia (bff,) New Zeland (second cousins,) Singapore (cousin,) Mexico (Uncle,) Argentina (aunt.) 

What I am currently wearing: black yoga pants, a royal blue New Day t-shirt (yes the wwe New Day,) and a grey cardigan. 

What I post:is there any rhyme or reason to what I post? not really. things I enjoy, things I feel are important, games, bitching, with a dash of sj awareness, and cute animals. 

Do I get asks on a regular basis: Nope

Aesthetic: hot tea and cozy cottages

Why did I choose my URL: Oh boy.....So the year was 2009, I’ve just found out I am pregnant, it was an unplanned pregnancy, but I’v decided I’m going to keep the baby, my bf (at the time) is supportive, and we buckle down to prepare for our lives to be irrevocably changed in a few months. Me being the anxious noodle that I am join a multitude of parenting websites, one of them being babycenter.com. Having been an active member of the WoW forums (RP forums to be exact) I decide to join the online community on babycenter to connect with other new parents to ask questions and make connections. I give myself the moniker Earthmama, because I had dreams of being a very earthy crunchy organic everything, cloth diapering, breast feeding, mother earth hippy mom (HA!) 

Fast forward to 2011, I now have a second child (also unplanned...and I’ll go on a rant about how the birth control pill becomes less effective the fatter you get and how this isn’t common knowledge another time,) and the MMORPG Star Wars the Old Republic has just been released. Having fond memories of RP from my WoW days I join the online game forums, hanging out mostly in the fan fic, rp, and art forums. I keep the moniker Earthmama by pure accident, I didn’t realize the account name and the forums names stayed the same, but I was too lazy to change it. These forums are where my earliest fan fictions can be found. I wrote and wrote, and made some very dear friends most of whom I am still friends with here. Some of the younger swotor writers suggested migrating over to Tumblr as there are less restrictions for fic content, and you aren't obligated to be subscribed to the game in order to access the forums. 

So it is 2012 (I think?) and I’m creating my tumblr blog, and I want my friends to be able to easily recognize me, no matter how cringe worthy I feel my known moniker is. So I name my blog Exposed-Earthmama, Exposed because...shock and awe, I felt like I was exposing myself to the wider world and web (apparently Facebook doesn’t count.) Brand recognition mattered, and I didn’t want my friends having a hard time finding me. Around the time Dragon Age: Inquisition came out I  rebranded myself to Exposed-Mama dropping the Earth part because after 2 kids and living in a two bedroom apartment, I was not living up to those early first time pregnancy dreams, with the exception of breast-feeding and baby wearing I was most certainly NOT an earthmama. It was when I started writing for the DA fandom that I went from 12 followers to the 450 I currently have. I’ve toyed with re-branding myself a few times, I’m thinking of matching my blog with my Ao3 account name which is simply exposedma....I’d like to go in an entirely different direction but I want to remain recognizable to my followers and mutuals, Exposed-mama paired with the surprised kitty has become my brand, and I personally know how annoying it can be when an unknown name shows up on your dash and you’re trying to figure out who they used to be. Also it would involve changing tags...and fuck that noise.

THAT is why I chose my URL, a string of bad choices. I still don’t like my url.....

Average hours of sleep: 6-7

Favourite Character: I can’t choose a favorite child be they real or fictitious. 

Dream job: published author

Following: 215

I’m going to tag: @thesecondsealmuses @drhu0806 @more-aoe @brightephemera @sneauxfo @razzmatash and @frank-a-lank

[lexiebowen]

Two Smelly Cats

Welcome to the story of my (and Jordan’s, but mostly my) cats. I’ve always liked cats, but let’s be honest, growing up I was a dog person. I always figured I’d own a cat someday, but what I really wanted was a dog, or 10. We will skip all the in-between and jump to the present. I am currently a crazy cat lady who couldn’t imagine life without cats in it. I think writing this blog, about my cats, proves that I’m a crazy cat lady. However, if you’re not convinced maybe you will be after I tell you that for my 25th Birthday I ordered myself a personalized ring from Etsy that has my cats’ names on it. Yupp that’s right, and I wear it every single day. So, without further ado, here is a story about my (and Jordan’s, but mostly my) cats.

We will start with our precious Scully cat since she was our first fur baby to enter our crazy, yet semi functional, family. Scully started out as my sisters’ cat, some six-ish years ago. They always knew Scully loved me more than them, and that I loved Scully more than them, so eventually they let me adopt her. Or maybe it was because she’s annoying, eats us out of house and home, sheds everywhere, and has really stinky poos... Either way, she’s mine (ours) now, and only Jordan regrets that we adopted her from time to time.

So, let’s talk about this Scully cat. She’s always been quite the interesting kitty, and a total diva. Some of her favorite activities include running hot laps around the house, meowing endlessly until we feed her, being mean to Butters (our other cat whom I will introduce shortly), only eating “fresh” food, and biting us (and our company)(in a playful way, mind you.). She also loooves to play, her favorite toys are her yoda mouse, a little blue puff ball on a string and of course the laser pointer! Scully is a total momma’s girl and loves to be my little shadow. I’m a total sucker for her cute little face that I give into her annoying meows with more treats and let her own the house. Jordan on the other hand doesn’t fall for Scully’s cute little tactics and instead pins her down into forceful cuddles until she stops meowing at him and surrenders. They have a classic love/hate relationship.

Back in July Scully cat gave us quite the scare. She became very ill and the vets could only speculate why (even after spending butt loads of money on tests). It wasn’t looking good for her and we were trying to accept the very hard fact that we could lose her. Well…out of nowhere she decided to make a miraculous recovery and slowly but surely, she has returned to her full, annoying, but lovable self. At her sickest she was down to about 6.2 lbs., we are glad to announce she’s packing on the lbs. again and is now 8.2 lbs.! Well... I’m glad to announce that, Jordan thinks she’s fat. Now that Scully is feeling better she is back to bullying her big sister. After Scully’s sickness she now prefers wet food over dry, unless it’s Butters food… (face palm). She also enjoys staring at Butters from a distance and hissing or swatting at her when she gets too close. However, it’s a lot better than when Butters first came home, in those days Scully wouldn’t even enter the same room as her and would hiss at just her scent. One day they will be best friends, I’m sure of it.

Next up is our sweet old lady, Butters. Her full name is Butterscotch, and her nickname to her nickname is Bud Bud. We adopted Butters from a local animal shelter back in June. We had been looking at adopting a second cat for a while, but always held back because we didn’t know how Scully would handle it (as you just read, not well hahaha). I also couldn’t fully convince my husband to let me get a second cat… Until the day I did! I found a kitty I liked at the animal shelter and wanted to go and get my fill of kitty and puppy snuggles and meet her in person. Little did we know a couple hours later we would be coming home with her. We go there, we visited her and the other animals, and I just kept getting pulled back to her. Eventually we asked if we could pet her… and well… there was no going back then. Butters already knew she had me won over, so in the “get to know you” room she was ALL OVER Jordan and loving on him. Ultimately, I’m not sure if Butters won him over or if I just have him wrapped around my finger. Either way, our family grew from 3 to 4 and life hasn’t been the same since.

Butters is just a 6 lb. ball of pure love. She has thee loudest and cutest purr. She loves to nuzzle your chest…and give you love bites (Jordan doesn’t find them very loving). She may be 12 years old, but really, she’s 12 years young. She’s got spunk and she knows how to play just as well as she knows how to nap, and let me tell you, she loves to nap! Butters started out as a total daddy’s girl, but now she’s turning the tables and seems to be liking me more. I think she just had to “butter” up to Jordan long enough to secure her spot in our family, and now that she has she can cut the act. Unlike Scully, Jordan loves Butters, mainly because she’s not annoying like Sully, however he once had beef with Butters too. You see, when we adopted Butters she came with a grocery list of health issues, and OH MY GOODNESS HER EAR WAS SMELLY. Well it only took a couple months but eventually we figured out she had an ear infection, and a little medicine latter it was gone. She smells like a normal cat now, and Jordan loves her again. Butters is also a bit of a diva, but she has an excuse called hyperthyroidism. She has to be on a special (and ridiculously spendy) diet and her favorite activity is trying to eat Scullys food when we aren’t looking. (She also is ALL OVER us when we have food.) For this reason, we must have them in separate rooms when we are not at home. Oh, and so Scully doesn’t bully Butters while we aren’t home, because she’s a butt face. For the last few months we have also kept them separate at night, but recently we’ve let them share the house at night (we now just feed them in the morning and after work) and so far they haven’t gotten into a brawl.

We (mostly me) love our crazy little kitty cats so much and I think we can both agree that they bring a lot of entertainment into our lives and sure keep us on our toes from time to time. One of my favorite activities is sharing pictures of my cats because I think they are the cutest cats in the whole wide world, so now that you know a little bit about our fur babies I hope you continue to enjoy the endless amounts of photos I share of them.

Toodles for now, I have cats to go pet.

[emeraldbroam]

do all 100 questions

I’m so pissed I started this and got through 25 ish questions and then closed the tab so here we go again

6 of the songs you listen to most?

Praying, Ke$ha

Eraser, Ed Sheeran

Play That Song, Train

Here, Alessia Cara

We Didn’t Start the Fire, Bon Jovi

Something Just Like This, Chainsmokers and Coldplay

If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

TBH I don’t know

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

“He infused them with Stormlight, Lashing them to a point behind the king.”

What do you think about most?

Figuring out who I am and what I want

What does your latest text message from someone else say?

“I think I cab sleeo NoeThank u for the kittiesThey wer v niceIlyyyyy ❤❤❤❤❤”

(spelling errors left intact)

Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

depends on the day

What’s your strangest talent?

My ability to be very awkward

Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence)

Both are great?

Ever had a poem or song written about you?

Yes! several actually!

When is the last time you played the air guitar?

....not in my memory

Do you have any strange phobias?

nah, not that I can think of

Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

Absolutely

What’s your religion?

Atheist/Agnostic

If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

Reading/Biking/Hiking/just chilling

Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

both but generally behind

Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

.....whichever one of those in Q1 counts as a band?

What was the last lie you told?

Something decently sized and sorta important but overall unimportant

Do you believe in karma?

Yes

What does your URL mean?

I was 15 and really liked the Stormlight Archives

What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

Greatest weakness is probably the fact that I assume everything is directed at me and I have trouble telling people when things bother me (lmao closely interacted), and my greatest strength is my ability to befriend some really weird people

Who is your celebrity crush?

N/A

Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

Yes! several times 

How do you vent your anger?

I write

Do you have a collection of anything?

Yes!

Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

depends on the person and topic

Are you happy with the person you’ve become?

Mostly? I’ve got a long way to go till I’m the person I want to be tho

What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

I cannot stand the sound of people eating, some peoples voices are truly fantastic though.

What’s your biggest “what if”?

What if my dad had known earlier?

Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

Maybe? Absolutely

Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

A wall (complete with Ace flag), and my water Bottle

Smell the air. What do you smell?

Surprisingly nothing?

What’s the worst place you have ever been to?

It depends a lot on the definition of worst TBH? cause like...worst for my mental health is probably high school?

Choose: East Coast or West Coast?

East. all the way

Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?

I don’t know if there is anyone with an opposite gender to me? I mean how do you invert Nonbinary?

To you, what is the meaning of life?

42

Define Art.

Something that makes someone happy/feel things

Do you believe in luck?

In small amounts

What’s the weather like right now?

Cloudy and humid as fuck (if it would storm at any point that would be fucking fantastic)

What time is it?

2:20 am

Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

Yes and no!

What was the last book you read?

I’m in the middle of Way of Kings

Do you like the smell of gasoline?

Somewhat actually?

Do you have any nicknames?

Harpe diem, Ralph, that nickname my mom gave me that I’m not telling y’all.

What was the last film you saw?

The Matrix

What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

definitely a tie between breaking a chip off my foot and cutting a gash in my thigh that (at the time) was like half the length of my thigh (please note I didn’t get medical assistance for this and instead just applied a lot of bandaids)

Have you ever caught a butterfly?

Yes! 

Do you have any obsessions right now?

The TV show leverage and Cosmere are a few!

What’s your sexual orientation?

Ace!

Ever had a rumour spread about you?

Maybe? not in a bad way tho

Do you believe in magic?

Small magics

Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

That depends a Lot on what they’ve done

What is your astrological sign?

Cancer

Do you save money or spend it?

Save, definitely save

What’s the last thing you purchased?

Tomatoes

Love or lust?

Love

In a relationship?

Nope

How many relationships have you had?

3

Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

Nah

Where were you yesterday?

Generally near my school, more specifically I did a lot of walking and visited the farmers market

Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

yeah, my roommate loves pink

Are you wearing socks right now?

Nope

What’s your favourite animal?

Dragons!

What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

Being myself? idk?

Where is your best friend?

They’re all a little scattered, within a mile of me, this city, another state, two other cities in my state

Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.

Oh shoot I’m bad at this idk, it’s 2:30 in the morning don’t ask me to make decisions

What is your heritage?

All of those Scandinavian countries? yes

What were you doing last night at 12AM?

something on my computer

What do you think is Satan’s last name?

something that starts with LeC-

Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?

I’m ignoring this one cause I don’t wanna

Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

I hope so

You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

Call my boss as I fish the dog out and run to work

You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

I definitely tell people

I don’t know what I’d do honestly, cry a lot probably? 

definitely 

You can only have one of these things; trust or love.

Trust

What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

Yellow Submarine

What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?

Why do you want this information?

In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

Trust and communication

How can I win your heart?

Be kind, listen, don’t ask for more than you can give, enjoy things I enjoy

Can insanity bring on more creativity?

Yeah I suppose so

What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

Switching high schools to the one I graduated from

What size shoes do you wear?

8 or 11

What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

Fuck man I don’t know

What is your favourite word?

I don’t really have one?

Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.

Muscle

What is a saying you say a lot?

“We’re just going to ignore me doing that stupid ass thing that I just did”

What’s the last song you listened to?

Eraser, Ed Sheeran

Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?

Blue/Green

What is your current desktop picture?

This stock photo of an ocean

If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

How big is the blast radius?

What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

here’s the thing, I would say but then people would ask and I don’t wanna answer it so nah

One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?

My heart rate would spike and then I’d probably just....leave

You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

Invisibility

You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

A time when I was 12 or so and I could just hike on the eno with my dad and cookout

You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

As shitty as some points of my life have been I would keep them because they’ve shaped who I am and my understanding of myself

You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

No one

You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

To a mountain range

Do you have any relatives in jail?

ummmmmm

I don’t actually know how they’re related to me but my great aunt’s grandchildren’s boyfriend maybe??? is/was in jail????

Have you ever thrown up in the car?

yes. it fucken sucked

Ever been on a plane?

Yeah! I enjoy it!

If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

can we all collectively take one deep breath and then think this through? Okay thanks, now exactly what is the issue with everyone?