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Kerry Washington Flosses Her Own Golden Globes, Tiffany Haddish, Lisa Bonet & Jason Momoa, J-Rod & More Hit The Red Carpet
The 2020 Golden Globes went down last night, and we've got the red carpet round up you'll need before talking about everybody's lewk last night. Get into Kerry Washington and her own golden globes, Tiffany Haddish, J-Lo, Zoe Kravitz our Dolemite faves, and more inside.
The 77th Annual Golden Globe Awards popped off at The Beverly Hilton Hotel last night. While there were VERY few nominees of color on the slate, more than a few still hit the carpet. As for the fashion - oddly one of the least impressive years we've seen. But let's get into it.
OK Kerry!
"American Son" star Kerry Washington gave us bomb face, a bomb bob (Takisha Sturdivant-Drew DID THAT) and a look that had folks torn on whether it was the one for her.
Fab stylist Law Roach slipped our girl into some Jimmy Choos and this sexy black Altuzarra two-piece number with a jeweled harness, no bra and plenty of inner side boob and skin.
She's a mom of two and makes this MILF life look easy, so we're not mad at the look at all. A tad bit jealous of the A & B cup hotties who can rock this easily, but we think she's giving us fresh, modern and memorable - the goal of any red carpet slay.
Some folks believed it looked sloppy and simply was not for her, even if it's a gorgeous piece on its own.
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We kinda love it though.
Also giving us fresh & modern perfection:
Newlywed Zoe Kravitz! The "Big Little Lies" star flexed in her Saint Laurent spokesmodel duties in this super cute mixed print dress. Usually, inverse color/size polka dots on the top and bottom would give us anxiety, but it works, especially in black & white. Possibly only a look Zoe could pull off as well.
Her Hollywood hottie mom and stepdad also hit the carpet looking like the hot couple that they are:
Lisa Bonet (in Fendi) and her partner Jason Momoa (in a green velvet Tom Ford dinner jacket and Cartier jewelry) who was presenting last night, showed up looking gypsy fab as usual. Not everyone loved the Aquaman star's look but we're not mad. Even when he took off his jacket to give to Lisa during dinner because she qas cold (that's why he was only in his tank top folks!). Nothing can make that man look bad. No-thing.
Tiffany Haddish twirled onto the red carpet as she was on hand to promote her upcoming flick Like A Boss. Law Roach had his hands full dressing her as well for the night in a pink Galia Lahav gown and Jimmy Choo shoes.
Chile, J.Lo. Honey.
Never thought we'd see the day when we get physically annoyed by a red carpet look from the ultimate red carpet slayer Jennifer Lopez. The house of Valentino may have pulled a miss this go-round with this leftover Christmas present vibe of a gown. We all know she loves to be the belle of the ball with a fabulous princess moment, but this wasn't it. The hair, makeup and Harry Winston jewels were fabulous though.
The dress was horrid, but her biggest fan A-Rod didn't care or notice. He wrote her a heartfelt letter on Instagram about how she doesn't need a trophy to make her a true champion. The nominee lost in her category but chick stays winning in life.
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Jen, it doesn’t take a trophy, medal, or plaque to identify a true champion. . To millions of young women who have watched you and have been inspired and empowered to do amazing things in their lives, you are a champion. . For countless musicians, dancers, actresses, and performers who have seen and emulate your passion, drive and work ethic to find their own success, you are a champion. . To your children, your family, your coaches, your staff, and your extended family, you are a champion. . To everyone whose lives you enrich daily, you are a champion. And don’t you ever forget it.
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Sweet.
Eddie Murphy's Dolemite film was nominated, so he hit the carpet with his longtime partner Paige Butler last night:
This man doesn't age.
Morning Show star GuGu Mbatha-Raw showed up in a very yellow-gold Gucci look for the night. Not loving it, but she's beautiful as always. Next up for the British bombshell: Misbehaviour, in UK theaters March 13th.
Dolemite star Keegan-Michael Key and his new wife Elisa Key (nope, it's not his ex wife, he just has a type) hit the carpet together last night.
Our fave Dolemite star, Da'Vine Joy Randolph, made a statement in a fuschia gown for her big night that felt like life imitating art.
And Wesley Snipes rounded out the Dolemite cast on the carpet looking halfway in character and halfway like himself.
Cynthia Erivo gave us old Hollywood glam as she hit the carpet basking in her Harriet success.
Fab stylist Jason Bolden dressed her in a custom Thom Browne look (that took 800 hours and 11 people to create) and a $3 million Buglari diamond & jeweled necklace for her big night.
Director Barry Jenkins - whose film If Beale Street Could Talk was nominated for Best Screenplay last Golden Globes - hit the carpet with his significant other, director LuLu Wang.
Yessss Winnie! Designer LaQuan Smith and model Winnie Harlow - rocking his design - hit the carpet together.
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Stunning AF.
Pose star Billy Porter and his train came TF thru.
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How #BillyPorter pulled up on tonight’s #GoldenGlobes red carpet.
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He dripped in a custom white Alex Vinash look with custom Jimmy Choo boots and an Emm Kuo NY bag using over 4,000 Swarovski crystals. Of course.
"Queer Eye" star Karamo Brown looked dapper in a custom Grayscale black on black double breast silk brocade tuxedo. Werk.
E!'s Nina Parker ushered in the slate of fab red carpet hosts for the night in this golden Melissa Mercedes gown for the big night. Gorge.
YBF chick Zuri Hall slayed in Jovani Fashions (Jovani! Jovani! *Housewives reference*) and cute curls.
Comedian LaLa Milan made her red carpet hosting debut at the Globes in a LEWK. Stylist Winnie Stackz dressed her in this black Hollywood glam look.
And Sibley Coles brought the bedazzled pinstripe suit to the carpet.
Photos: Getty
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