#why so ò_ó

[curseweb-www]

himb

The shadow orb

[chartreuxcatz]

No…. NOOOOOOOOOO.

MOST OF THE 3RD ANNIVERSARY OST ALBUM IS ON A FUCKING USB???? NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO THE CDS ARE THE COOL PART!!!! I WANTED TO LISTEN TO THE GOLDEN CHEESE KINGDOM SOUNDTRACK IN MY CAR.

[jetsamswife]

im definitely not going crazy because i have no idea what christmas gift to get sam.

Ive tried asking him but he always says its okay and it could be anything.

AAAAH WHY IS MY HUSBAND SO STUBBORN?! Ò_Ó

It would be very welcome if anyone wanted to give me suggestions on what i could give him... 🫶

[thelunarfairy]

But what about Amane and Yashiro's date?

Have you ever stopped to think that this hasn't happened yet?

Yashiro and Hanako are involved now, and she made it clear that she would confess to him.

In other words, there is no other boy she will have a date with, the only current possibility is Hanako. Mainly because it's the "first date"

That's also considering that she's going to die in a year, so it's really him. (she wouldn't have time to fall in love again so quickly with someone else, I think)

But then we have this other part….

Will he dump her?

Or is it just a joke?

Sometimes I have the impression that Hanako will do her best not to start a romantic relationship with her, despite wanting to, you should already know why.

After that, she turns the pages, and she sees the prediction that she would discover Hanako's true identity. We initially interpreted that it would be that scene in Tsuchigomori's memories, but is it really? Why did this event come before Nene's date?

Or will she discover Amane's true identity when he dumps her and decides to talk about why he doesn't want to have a relationship with her? "We can't be together, I'm going to tell you who I really am, as I promised you, talk about my past."

I don't care, I want them both to have a proper kiss this time, I want another kiss Aidairo, work on it! ò_ó

[strawberrylabs]

Based on that Tumblr post that Lyney would most likely do magic tricks with TCG cards instead of making a move.

Imagine, you are in the audience watching Lyney play a match and this sassy boy does that during his move and you just faceplam yourself. Now you know just why Lynette gets so exhausted dealing with her brother.

omg I can imagine this a little too vividly-

Warnings: none! that I can think off- maybe slight fontane spoilers???

this one will only be short! sorry <//3

Ok so Lyney would definetly pull the occaisional and by occaisional I mean all the time trick during TCG games, whether there's an audience or not

He is ESPECIALLY prone to doing something if he's losing

For example, imagine you are DESTROYING him at TCG

and this fucker is just like

"But wait! What's this?"

Suddenly his card that should be dead and down floats down from the sky and he's all like

"Oh my! It seems my card has been resurected! Can't deny angels can we?"

And the growing audeicne cheers and you're just there like ò_ó

and if you try to say that's cheating he uses his stupid charm to persuade the audience to side with him

And even if you're his lover, you're not getting in the way of his fans, especially when Lyney is siding with them

On the off chance you manage to win before he pulls a stupid stunt, he'll whisper to the nearest person loud enough for you to hear

"I let poor (Lee) win. I wouldn't want to ruin their self-esteem"

This fucker.

He loves you

But he's a sore loser

If you geniunely get annoyed he'll apologise with flowers

But I'd threaten to make him sleep on the couch for good measure

Eventually if you really were super upset, you'd come to an agreement that games with an audience, he's allowed to put on a show

But if it's a game at home, or even at a cafe or smt that y'all just feel like playing at, no magic.

Even if the other people at the cafe are watching and waiting for a trick

no. Magic

Otherwise he's sleeping on the couch

He agreed very quickly after you added that rule..

I pulled Lyney in the middle of writing this<3 I'm very happy

Hope you enjoyed!

-Strawberry

[zu-is-here]

Morning zu! Hope all is going well. Sadly got some sad news the other day and was wondering, can I have a random cute fact about aim

Hii Jun! <3 Yep, hopefully it's going better for you now \(ówò)/ And sure thing heh! �� Here are some-

Aim may be really jealous when it comes to affection ("ò_ó) It's important to him to know and feel that he's the most beloved in the family ♡

He's also quite voracious and hasty when it comes to food (⁎⁍̴̀﹃ ⁍̴́⁎) This is something that was hard to control when he was a baby, so he may be considered a rather well-fed, chubby child (๑･̑◡･̑๑)

Despite the fact that there's no connection between him and Killer, Aim considers him to be his blood relative, though he always calls Killer by his nameヽ(・∀・)

He's the only one in their family with colored clothes ☆ No one else (except Killer) uses colors other than black/white/grey.

Aim has never met other skeletons and is unlikely to know that there are a skeke-ton of them! ∑(°▽°) That's why meeting Ink fascinated him to some extent.

UPD:

Awww what if! (〃ω〃) *looks at Ink in disbelief— xd*

Fair enough heheh ٩( ᐛ )و♪

[edenminx]

When I walked onto Canada street =____=I looked up and saw…LAWRENCE KUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII LAWRENCE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am ___

he grabbed my hand and winked ~^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE ROTTEN CORPSE!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat ♥♥♥♥♥ watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH STRADE CAUSE LAWRENCE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then lawrence held me close =^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became plants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^___<) ^______________;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

[bruisedbred]

My parents always talk like I’m gonna move out when I have a stable job and enough money to afford my own house. I’m leaving as soon as I’m able to drive Ò_Ó!!! Stop acting like you didn’t tell me that “god made me a girl” and “didn’t make any mistakes so I shouldn’t be trans!” (I’m an open atheist as well) And stop acting like you didn’t harass me the first couple weeks after a came out to you >:P!!! I would tell you why I think I’m trans but I’m scared to because of your reaction to when I first came out -_-! Plus, my father can’t even accept the fact that bisexual people exist!!!!!!! AND YOU SEARCHED MY ROOM TO GET RID OF STUFF THATS “MAKING ME GAY!!!!!” EVEN THREW AWAY MY TRANS FLAG BC I MADE A VIDEO WITH IT ONLINE!

Anyways howz ur guys’ days?

[rainbow-pop-arts]

N-nothing can go wrong in this last part of my Trigun Maximum vol 10 thoughts for @trigunbookclub….r-right?

Some thoughts on TriMax chap 63-64 under the cut! 

LITTLE WOOWOO

Little did they know, he wasn’t gonna be adopted to a loving home

Wolfwood’s calling himself a killer and a monster again (Aw, Livio’s just sitting alone)

Hey, c.mon now, Wolfwood! Vash surely doesn’t care that you’re one of the bad guys! (＾▽＾;)

Livio epic fail

OH NO

Aw, look at the kids being kids! (˵¯͒〰¯͒˵)

…………….

So this is what they called the couch scene

Oh, he dead

MR. NIGHTOW YOU DID NOT JUST CALLED THE CHAPTER THAT

Bro’s friend just died and literally cooked fried rice

Why is he so direct about that

Vash is dodging the question (Ò_Ó)

His hair is semi-black now! I have entered a new phase of Vash

Anyways, back to minutes after Wolfwood’s death

KNIVES THAT BASTARD! (ÒДÓ)

DAMN, BISH, HE LEFT LIKE THAT????? (╬⁽⁽ ⁰ ⁾⁾ Д ⁽⁽ ⁰ ⁾⁾) (If Knives somehow knew that Wolfwood’s dead beside Vash, that’s probably why he’s laughing like a maniac. Like he’s laughing that his own brother lost another person who’s close to him)

My dumbass thought he used his powers to make the ingredients for the fried rice

I wanna tell someone that this is after when someone died on the previous chapter 

Shhhh, they’re cope-eating

…..They cope-ate too much

Welp……that’s the end of that volume

That’s all for TriMax Vol 10…… ( ʘ ⌓ ʘ )

Bonus thoughts: Wolfwood……like he’s gone for real????

(Manga: Takopi no Genzai) Okay, so I got something to confess to y’all……I knew Wolfwood was gonna overdose himself all a long so it didn’t impact me that much, but it still hurts there’lI be no more of him. I didn’t knew the reason why he decided to do that before I reached his death. Actually, I think I still don’t know why he did it. Was it because he sees himself too much of a monster? Is it because his healing juices won’t work anymore? Why did Vash just LET him?  Anyways, yaaaay Livio’s part of Vash’s journey now! ╰(▔∀▔)╯……………….NOOOOOOOO NO MORE WOLFWOOD!!!!!! (╯ᗒᗣᗕ╰)

Those freaking fanarts lied to me, man. I saw fanarts of Vash and Wolfwood with Livio wearing a hat and I thought “Oh, looks like there’s gonna be another guy fighting alongside them” but NOOOOO, Wolfwood dies before THAT happens! (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞

[linxprime]

A Blood Moon Night

(Ok, first time doing this, also sorry if I butcher many words · w ·`;; ) ⚠Warning!!: foul Spanish and English lenguage (swearing), alien blood, blood and raw meat (don't worry, is not Linx).⚠ Also, this is long . . . Enjoy :"D

We see the Pizzaplex108 furrowing space calmly to a planet. Seen the surface, the entrance to the undergrown cities glowing bright. Our team in the ship's control room. Dj piloting, going near the orbit in a safe point. - Freddy: Drop the anchor, Dj. This is the place.- He order with a calm tone and standing up from his comands chair. - Dj: On my way boss.- He followed and drop the orvit anchors with a comand in dj table like navigation controls. Spining the holographick disk, making the whole Pizzaplex108 rotate ninety degrees looking west. - Freddy: Linx, analysis of orbit life- He asked - Linx: zero orbit life in this planet season. We are safe- Freddy: Good. Chica, Monty, any meteorite activity? - Chica: nothing on the south or north- Monty: Only ice and dust on the east and a few weak meteorite at west, but will not damage anything- Freddy: Roxy, status of the shields- Roxy: at nine hundred percent full powered- Freddy: Allright, Moon, power of artillery and cannons. Sun, day and night cycle of this planet- - Moon: at full power and in wait of comands- Sun: six hours at day, and twenty four hours at night- Linx: Then we came at the two last ours of the day! Did we came too late?- Foxy enters in the room listening the team - Foxy: Not at all lil cub. This planet lives at night and sleep at day. We came in tha perfect time! Now. Every one get ready ladds. This resources and fixing materials buying and intergalactic reunion will take a long while- With that said, everyone moves and go to the living floor. Dj had an off feeling for a second, wondered why but he kept moving with the team.

Meanwhile in the livingroom, we see Gregory puting his space suit/armor on. With some dificulties to put the chest plate on. With a grumpy face and allready desperate to stick the chest plate and it doesn't fall. Freddy's hand holds his solder and with the other hand holds the chastplate in place. Waiting a lil bit and it's finally conected to the armor. Gregory blushed and crosed his arms, in a funny tone he says - Gregory: I had it >:"cX- Freddy chuckles at his son's reaction. Then he turns to the theam and says in a calm tone -Freddy: Ok, Dj and Linx, you will guard the Pizzaplex while we go to the planet. So you two can finally get comfy- Dj and Linx: Ok- said at the same time. Dj with a calm tone while Linx with a cute surprise tone. - Foxy: Take care ya two, we'll be in there the whole night, including the wee lil pup here- Gregory looks at Foxy with a funny and grumpy frown - Gregory: I'm not that small! I'm still growing (ò_ó)- Everyone cackled. After some minutes preparing the Spacecraft. They left the Pizzaplex. Meanwhile Dj and Linx waved them good bye from the doors controls. - Dj: . . . Since this is kinda like waching over the house . . . Do you want to play the story mode of the Curse of Dreadbear 7 we left five months ago?- he asks. Linx looks at him with open eyes and ears tensed up like antenas - Linx: Hell yeah!!! I thought of it when we woke up!- Smiled in excitement and cheered up tone. They both smile and go to the living floor and living room. Prepare some snacks, turn on the HolloPlayStation2, open the game and start playing. The time whent by and the night was near. Dj tensed up waching Linx playing, and Linx determend to finish that level she failed allready six times. The silenced hype was real, both leaning foward the more Linx go foward. The enemys geting more closed to the character Linx played with. - Linx: vamoooos, vamoooooos (come oooon, come oooooon)- She said lowly and focused. When they thought she was going to loose again, the end of the level cutscene appeared. Both of them whent from focus face to surprise wide eyes and a hyped growing smile. Dj fisting and Linx kicking to the air. Dj lives his hand for a high six, wich Linx responds and high six *the tiniest clap you heard when she high six* - Dj: High six sis!! HAHAHAAaa, finally!!- Linx: vamoooooooos!! (let's goooooooo!!), boy that was hard, first time playing it, tho I forgot we were in hardmode- Dj: And we didn't unlock the nightmare mode jet- Linx: theres a nightmare mode!?- Dj: yup, and for the first time we passed that level by the way- Linx: Really!!?- Dj: yep- Linx: so from here going on no one knows how hard it will be?- Dj: yyyuup- They looked at eachother then the hologram screen, then back at eachother - Dj: . . . - Linx: . . . - Dj: are ya reading my mind aren't you- He asks with a wide smile - Linx: *grimlish giggle* yes ... but I'm going to save first cus I don't want to go through that again- She saves inmidiatly with nervious speed. Dj seen this made him laught untill got cut when his head started to hurt sharply. Like if some one was hammering thick nail to your head, and each hammer whent deeper.

He grunted painfully loud, puting his hands on his fordhead. Linx surprise by this, she drop the controler on the coffee table infront of them, and hop in front of Dj. Worried and tryed to heal the headache, puting her hands adove his - Linx: Hermano! you good!?? what happened? do you need me to get a medicen? I can try deem down the pain but it will go back once I live my hands off you- - He grunted again. His eyes wided in horror at the realization - Dj: No. nonononononono- He looked at Linx worried, but fliched becouse a sharper pain and looked down. - Dj: S- *grunt* sorry Linx, I have to go to the bunker right now- Linx: whu- - Dj: I think is a- - The pain whent even harder and harder. To a point he hiperventilates - Linx: Dj!!- Dj: I have to go to the bunker now! Linx, please, close the door and don't open it. Even if I scream of pain. Don't open the door. For your seafty. Understood?- He holds both of Linx solders. Linx looking slightly confuse but nods up and down - Linx: . . Understood- She lookd at him worried and scare. He opens a portal directly in front of the bunker door. Both walk through the portal. They open the bunker door, then he enters running, making a wiff or air move Linx hair and furr. - Dj: Linx, close the door now- Linx: on it, but... will you be allright?- she looks at him with concern - Dj: I- . . . I'll be fine-*painfull grunt* I'll be back in the morning, ok?- He said and ask with a warm smile but you could see the pain in his four eyes. Linx looked at him worried than ever, ears down and a slightly whimp. With a worried soft voice she says- Linx: ... Ok- Then closes the door. Seen him still smiling till the door was close. It hurt our lil medic's heart. Linx satyed there in the outside of the bunker. She jumped when she heard Dj's painfull screams. Made all her furr bristling up and her really short tail like betwin her legs. Ears up like as if she was in danger. Hi's screams were loud, like if he was tortured alive. She could also hear the steam coming out like a incoming steam train. Her heart was beating fast. She looked at the door worried, but she notices something on it. A pice of office tape, she looked arownd and saw a paper on the floor beside the door. She got close and graved the paper. When she grabd it. Dj stoppe screaming, she turned to look at the door, worried. Whent back to see the paper, it was blank till she turn it around. Her eyes wided open in horror to what it was. - ⚠Note: Do not use the bunker! the door whont close! In repairs! ⚠-

Linx face slowly whent terrified expresion. And more now finally realizing what was going on. There's was a red moon tonight. But he thoughts were cut by the sound of the door behind her opening. In companing of a now pure feral Dj's deep growl. She drops the paper and looks at the horizont, not looking behind her - Linx:.... mierda (shit)- When she felt the wind on her back change she sprint foward at full speed. She looked behind her and see Dj. His claws pinned in to the floor. The she looks at his eyes, all his pupils glowing pure red. She knew they could turn red when he was infuriated and angered, but this was diferent. His central pupils didn't have the white shine. His headphones weren't there so he could hear Linx miles away from him. - Dj: GRRRARRULKKKkkkkk *metalick ratlle from inside his mouth*- It was a silence standing off, both looking at eachothers eyes, in waith for the first move. Untill Dj pounced towards Linx at full speed, but Linx avoid it and jump to the side towards the exit of the bunker area. Shadow skating as fast as posible, with her heart in the throad she reached the exit and turn around and saw Dj right behind her. She closed the door the faster she could go. The door was fully close, but didn't knew for how long it would hold him. She walked away with pain in her heart for living him. At first she heard how hard he tryed to break the door, but then there was silence that scared her. She skate far away enought. But she heard a buzzing sound on her right, but inmidiatlly she was pinned up in the wall by him, with one hand, presuring her chest to a point it hurts. He came out of one his portals. - Linx thoughts: O- .. ok I sould had thought of that- - The preasure and weight on his hand was stronger to a point it was hard to breath. - Linx: *grunt* AAA-!! - Tears fell down her cheeks. She looks at his eyes - Linx: b-brother?- with a trembling voice. He gived no awnser, he just whent nearing his open maw to her. His mouth glowing and fangs out. Linx looked in panic, crying but had an idea. But she hated it. She swang her leg to get momentum and kick him in the chin. It made him close his mouth and untight his grim on her chest, and also made one of his thooths fly out. - Dj: GRRUAAAAAAAUGGHhHHHHHHHHHHHkKKkKKkkkk!!!- and by his tone, it hurts. Linx fell on her feet still crying - Linx: lo siento! lo siento! I'm so sorry! I'm sorry!- then she ran again meanwhile Dj covered his mouth in pain. He turned his head in anger at Linx runing away, with blue blood driping out and down his chin. Then he chased her at full speed at the same time turning bersek state. The chase was long even Linx had to go on bersek state to survive everything, even if stron lights are her weakness and it hurt like been burn alive.

After hours of runing and runing. Linx was geting reall tierd, and hungry. She turned her smallest size and hide in one of the cables entraces to take a breath. She was exauted, she was use to run from danger but not for tons of hours! For a moment she could calm down, she felt her heart on her throat. She looked at her hands, shaking like a leaf, with not strength of even close her cluch in to a punch. - Linx thinking: Ok.. ok. . you can do this . . it hurst? hell it does. Is your best friend you consider him as a abrother at this point!! You aren't made to feel adrenaline for long periods of time. . . ok, ok, let's take deep breaths and then we can lure him to his personal frige, he gets some blood from his bags and while he is distracted with that. I can take out meat to calm him more! . . . but there wouldn't be any time to cook it if he is distracted with the blood bags. He will live the bags dead dry in one minute. . Yeah, let's do this- - Her calm and thoughts wereinterupted by Dj's hand entering in the hole. He slamb down, looking with touch were Linx was. She sumeged in the shadow and jump to the wall faecing the hole. He took his hand out and peaked trough it. His eyes looking all he cloud see. He left and try the same in a near cable entrance. Linx took this opportunity and scape from there still in small form. She slide as fast and far but still visible for Dj. - Linx: Hey hermano (brother)!! catch me if you can!!- She shout out to the top of her lungs with a playfull tone. Dj turns her direction and the chase begins again. They both whent the faster they could go! Even if Dj try to trick Linx with portals. They both reached back the living floor. Linx changed to her normals size. Fastly reached the kitchen, open Dj's personal blood fridge and take all the blood bags she could. Dj enters and slow down, but moving and been ready to pounce Linx again. Untill a bag of blood was straight up on his mouth, wich surprises him. - Linx: vamoos (let's goo)! I wish you were aware to had saw what a good throw I just did! finally what you teach me is bloming!- Dj: GRRRrrrrgrrrrrrrrrrrruhhhhkkkk- He looks at Linx still preparing to pounce. In a blink of an eye, he drank the blood from the bag. - Linx: o. . yeah I'm still in danger (°▽° ;). Well, enjoy the drinks!- She throws all the blood bags. Receiving Dj's attention, his eyes glowed even more red. He whet straight up to the bags. Buying Linx some time to take out an amount of meat, meaby enought to calm his hunger. When she returns she is in shock seen he just finished ALL the bags, not even a drop inside or outside. They stare at eachother in silence mainwhile she slowly lives the mountine of meat in the counter. Then she goes to the a small corner were he couldn't reach, like a blurr of fast. After this he looks at the meat. And straight up stats eating. He finishes after a whole hour. Linx sleept in her smallest form after all the chase and that she didn't sleep the whole night. But a loud sound woke her up. Of a big body falling! she looked around and around and sees Dj on the floor in the way to the living room.

Linx gets closer in full silence, she looks at the time and the night is over!! She couldn't belive it's allready over. she look at Dj again, now deeply sleep - Linx: . . .- She aproaches him, still in her smallest form, she climbs his arm and see his face. Still with some blue blood coming from his mouth. Feeling guilty from the kick she gived him. She get's closer to his mouth and heal what she damaged with healing shadows. And thinking now he needs a protetic thooth. She was too tierd to do it now. She stares at him - Linx: . . .- She goes to one side of his cheek and curl up and fell sleep again. Finally both resting from the long night.

After two or three hours. Dj wakes up, with a headache like if he whent drunk really bad. He put his hand on his forehead. His face whent from sleepy trying to open his eyes to horror when he remembered everything. Panic entered like a shot in the back. He raised his head looking for Linx. Waking her up in the process not only the movement but also her head was laying on his cheek. - Dj: Linx!? Linx were are you!?- He shouted out, hurting his ears in the process- Linx: I'm here! I'm here, I'm smoll, down here- She whispered. Dj looked at Linx direction, his eye wided of how small she could be. But a wave of relife came with his breathing but with a sad aura in it. He looks in the horizont for a moment puts his hiding half of his face under his left primary hand, lowering his head again to the floor. Tears forming in his wide open horrofied eyes and Linx notices this. She climbs up to his face and hugs him near the corner of his eye. Dj close his eyes as he burries his face with his hand, over his eyes. - Dj: I- i'm so, so sorry- his voice breaking, trying to hold the tears. Linx moved infront of him, on the knucles of the hand he is hiding his eyes - Linx: is allright- Dj carefully moved his hand, making it a plataform for her. His eyes in shock - Dj: How is it allright!! i almost killed you- - Linx: Becouse you are my brother! you weren't your self and I understand that!! . . . and I'm still here, I managed to survive, but also take care of you- She looks at him with a smile and some tears in her eyes - Linx: also, welcome back- He looks at her, thinks for a moment, looks back at Linx and hugs her gently. Making a cup with his hands holding Linx close to him. Linx rest her forehead on Dj's nose bridge. Linx purred to calm him down, wich he returs an aracnoid purr. A really quiet while passed and Linx fars a lil bit so she could see Dj's eyes -Linx: do you want to sleep after not sleeping a whole night till the team comes back?- They both look at eachother for a sec - Dj: yes, please- Linx chuckled softly. And so they did.

[imanes]

the funniest thing happened to me in the tram this morning like I was chatting with my friend on our way to class and this guy speaking to us in English with a really thick French accent (even though we were already speaking in French) literally put his watch in my face and asked me what time it was and I was so flabbergasted that he was asking me to read the clock for him that I just did I was like it’s 10 to 9 and he was like Ò_Ó THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. UNBELIEVABLE!! and I wanted to laugh so much bc like what’s unbelievable and why are u yelling at me?? but I wasn’t sure if he was psychologically stable enough to laugh at without getting bodied first thing in the morning so I held it in until he huffed and puffed and stormed out of the tram. And even when he was out I was scared he’d come back if I laughed so I waited until the tram moved and then I was literally in tears. Why was he so maaaaaad and most importantly why would he even do all of that. the tram wasn’t even late bro. was he mad at the weather? French men should go back to France I think they can’t be let into society….

[robynmizore]

Redemption April Fool’s Special Chapter:

The REAL Story of Conquest

Omg hai ^___^ I’m Robyn and I absolutely luuuv @@ games <3 and my fav is Fire Emblem!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband Takumi!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________^ When I walked into Hoshido ==I looked up and saw…TAKUMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII KUJO-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n___n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am ** he grabbed my hand and winked ~_ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o.o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TONGUE TASTED LIKE PINEAPPLE!!! RLY!! . <.< .< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -________- ;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH RYOMA CAUSE TAKUMI-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then Takumi held me close == and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his castle and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became BEAUTIFUL PINEAPPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^<) ^_____________;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

“W-what the hell?!” Niles spluttered after reading that horrid abomination, throwing it across the room.

“Robyn, you said you were going to write a crack fic chapter today!” everyone’s favorite family friendly 😉 comedic relief seethed.

The authoress, lovingly named after the Goddess of Fate herself, threw her hands up in the air.

“I did!” she protested.

“That is NOT what they meant! This is abuse of the senses!” Niles yelled.

“Well I’m sorry, I thought it was hilarious!” The authoress crossed her arms over her chest. “What do you want then?”

The thief pondered this for a moment, then a wicked smirk crept on his features.

“Say.. do you remember why you wrote this tale in the first place?”

She nodded.

“Good good..”

Niles circled the room slowly, and he could feel the gears in his head turning.

“Why don’t you give it.. a better ending. Maybe something just a little more.. chaotic?”

The pair traded mischievous smirks. After all.. this whole novel was inspired by a particular wall scene. This was going to be very fun.

Warning.. profanity and EXTREME cringe

“OMG CORRIN!”

Nohr and Hoshido (except Takumi, the only reasonable one) squealed obnoxiously.

They all met up in a field because Nohr is full of assholes and decided the Hoshidan royalty did not deserve to grieve their dead mother, and needed to be thrown into a brutal war immediately after. Did they actually do anything to deserve it? Nope, but Daddy Garon hates peace and decided everyone needed to die for an even bigger Daddy Anankos.

“OMG CORRIN!!” Camilla squealed, waving her mommy milkers in everyone’s face.

“OMG CORRIN! Hurry up and ditch your blood family already!” Leo said with an eye roll. “I know dad tried to make you kill two innocent people from Hoshido, but like, he’s not that bad!”

“No, come with us!” Ryoma called. “We don’t abuse you!”

“Aw, we only locked them in a tower for years and years!” Elise protested.

“HMMMMMMMMMMMM…..”

Corrin thought deeply and logically about this.

“I choose… NOHR!”

“What, why?!” the Hoshidan siblings yelled.

“Oh, I wanna know why dad tried to kill me. So I’ve decided I’m walking back into a castle full of Nohrians to ask him. Also, I like my Nohrian siblings. Anyways, see ya!”

(Later in the Nohrian castle)

“Dad, did you try to kill me?” Corrin asked.

“No.” Garon deadpanned, clearly annoyed that Corrin returned alive.

“Ok, I believe you!”

“Whatever. Anyways, I need you to go to this super dangerous forest where you could easily die to prove I can trust you. Alone. Also if anyone tries to help you I’ll kill them.”

“Yep that’s totally not a red flag or anything!” Corrin replied.

Corrin’s next adventures consisted of similar stupidity- I mean missions, until that fateful day on Port Dia.

“WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!” Takumi shouted when he confronted the Nohrian army, only to see Corrin complaining about having to fight their Hoshidan siblings.

“Ugh..” the prince groaned, facepalming as he let out a slow breath to collect himself, then shouted

“WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE THAT YOUR ACTIONS… HAVE…CONSEQUENCES?!?!?!”

“They do?” Corrin asked, frowning. “But I have plot armor!”

“Oh that’s it.. I’m taking away your water privileges on turn ten!” Takumi seethed.

After a furious battle, Corrin, who is now magically a master tactician despite growing up locked in a tower, managed to take out the pineapple haired, bow wielding menace.

“Hahaha loser, get out!” Corrin said smugly. “If you do, we won’t kill you. Probably.”

“Gee thanks, you’ve all really proven yourselves trustworthy, especially after killing BOTH MY PARENTS UNDER THE GUISE OF PEACE!” Takumi snapped. “And our civilians!”

“How rude. Mommy should beat some manners into you!” Camilla gasped, her mommy milkers flopping everywhere because ✨ fanservice ✨

“Nah let him be mad. He’s justified. Still gonna make him suffer unnecessarily tho.” Corrin replied.

“If it weren’t for you, Mother and our civilians would be alive!” Takumi shouted, causing Corrin to glitch out.

“T-too m-m-much l-logic!!!”

Then Takumi was seized with a horrible headache and retreated, swearing vengeance for his mother’s murder.

“Wow he has issues!” Camilla mommy milkers exclaimed.

That night, Corrin scribbled into their diary instead of responsibly planning the next battle.

“Dear diary.” Corrin bitched.

“Takumi hates me for literally no reason. Wtf even is his problem?!

-Super Triggered.”

“OMG CORRIN! Have you planned for the next battle?” Jakob asked.

“SHUT UP JAKOB, I HAVE PLOT ARMOR!!” Corrin screeched.

Later, Elise fell violently ill and Ryoma refused to let them get medicine, and Corrin yelled at them that they were a jerk despite killing Hoshido’s queen, civilians, and terrorizing their kingdom (also Nohr kinda did the same thing in Birthright to Takumi soooo.. payback?) so they were forced to break a bunch of poisonous pots with only one healer. Then they encountered Takumi again while trying to quell a totally reasonable and expected uprising.

“Wow, dad’s kinda mean. I should just ignore it though.” Corrin remarked.

Hans decided to come and “help” after giving a totally fake apology in which Corrin was immediately like

“Ok, I believe you!”

“Yo.” Takumi said, shooting Corrin with an arrow.

“OH MY GODS THERE’S A PERSON HERE?!” Corrin screeched.

“I’VE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME, MORON!” Takumi fired back. “I’m literally standing in the dark with a glowing bow!”

“You could have killed me!” Corrin whined, making Takumi face-palm.

“That was the point!”

Then Scarlet showed up.

“Wow, traitor.” Camilla mommy milkers whined.

“Corrin literally did the same thing.” Takumi deadpanned.

“OMG CORRIN!! LEAVE THEM ALONE THEY’RE PERFECT!” Elise simped.

“QUIET NOHRIAN SCUM!” Takumi snapped, firing.

“Wow ok hater. If you’d just have a reasonable discussion, my totally fair ruler of a dad would end this peacefully even though we keep launching unprovoked attacks on you.” Corrin said.

“If I kill all Nohrians, maybe this head pain will go away.” Takumi muttered, and everyone conveniently ignored Takumi’s obvious mental struggles.

Once again, Nohr won. Azura ignored Takumi’s clear signs of possession, Hans went on a killing spree, Corrin weakly protested in which Hans replied

“Nope. Daddy Garon said so.”

“Where’s the justice?!” Corrin gasped stupidly.

“Meh. Idk.” Camilla mommy milkers replied. “But Daddy Garon will kill me if I disobey so just ignore all red flags.”

“Ok, I believe you!” Corrin said.

Later, there was an assassination attempt on Daddy Garon by this songstress who looked and sounded exactly like Azura but totally wasn’t for some reason. After that Azura conveniently showed Corrin a magical crystal that showed them that Daddy Garon was GASP a slime monster!!!

Hm.. should I tell my siblings? Corrin pondered, then started glitching out.

“T-too m-m-much l-logic!”

Nah, let’s just destroy Hoshido and disregard everyone’s feelings. Especially Takumi. Screw that guy.

Corrin’s next “adventures” involved killing some guys for his boots (in the name of peace ofc), almost getting blown up by ninjas while also escorting Saizo through his suicide attacks for one measly speedwing. Corrin also had to take a good look for like an hour or so before using a dragon vein lest their army be cut off.

Then they saved the Hoshidan royals, everyone went OMG CORRIN!! (Except Takumi, who was so reasonably salty by this bs, he threw himself across the table when Hinoka asked him to pass the salt) Elise bullied Sakura, Corrin became a furry killer, Xander got beat up by some wind and a pack of Bolt Naginata using Falcon Knights. Oh, also Lilith died at some point and we’re all supposed to care for some reason.

Then Corrin beat up a small child (aka Sakura) in the name of peace, tied her up, and had her watch a bunch of defenseless soldiers get brutally murdered right before her eyes right after promising peace because Daddy Garon said so. And then at last came the fateful day that inspired this whole tale in the first place. Oh how differently it was going to end today. Because a devilish one-eyed thief paid our favorite second prince of Hoshido a nice visit and left him a nice little present…

“Ow, what the hell are these hard objects?!” Corrin yelped, ripping one out of their bare foot.

They were at the Great Wall of Suzanoh, aka Takumi’s wall of doom. Filled with the frustrated screams of Fire Emblem players alike. And at the very top of the wall stood Takumi in all his silver pineapple-haired glory, Fujin Yumi in hand.

“Your invasion of Hoshido ends now, Corrin!” Takumi yelled. “Everywhere in Hoshido is covered in LEGO. I hope you feel the excruciating pain we felt when you chose Nohr-“

“SCREW THIS! I’M PLAYING BIRTHRIGHT!!” Corrin yelled.

“You’re.. what?” Takumi asked in confusion, then Corrin performed an Emmeryn off the wall.

“…..”

Takumi watched Corrin fall with a neutral look on his face.

“Oh look..”

His expression abruptly shifted.

“..The trash took itself out. ..Wait.”

Then he saw Iago The Douche Bird Mage cackling with delight and fired an arrow, knocking him off the wall too.

“There.” Takumi said, his expression back to normal.

Meanwhile, Hinata was paging curiously through a book a certain daydreamer dropped during the fight.

“..Hey Lord Takumi? Some Nohrian weirdo wrote a romantic story about you and…. Prince Leo?! They called it.. Leokumi?”

“Oh, is that so?” Prince Takumi replied calmly, his hazel gaze shifting to Leo, who was calling Forrest a disgrace and calmly fired another arrow, knocking Leo off the wall too.

“Perfect.”

Then Takumi went to defeat Nohr, married the beautiful Goddess of Fate (named Robyn) then went to live happily ever after.

Niles: Meanwhile in someone else’s Fire Emblem Fates play through~

Happy April Fool’s Day lmao. Real chapter of Redemption will be out Sunday xD

[quincyhorst]

Inazuma Eleven Champions League

For those who don't have/don't use Xitter much, there is quite a promiment modding community in regards to Inazuma, with the Great Road mod being the most well known (And with a reason, since they've managed to combine GO + AreOri + extras in the IE3 ROM). As a way to promote itself, the main account has been hosting a simulated Champions League tournament, with both original and mod-exclusive characters filling the well known european teams.

I cannot describe enough how incredibly well this project has been handled so far, and I really want to give a shotuout to both the organizers as well as the whole modding team for their efforts. I'll leave their YT channel + Xitter account below!

https://twitter.com/IEGreatRoadMod

At the time I'm queueing this, the last Round 2 match has ended and we'll be into the final now, meaning we'll have some proper eliminations soon enough. That being said, before that happens I'd love to dedicate at least one post to this project.

Obviously with the focus being european teams there's found to be some Euro B characters here and there, sometimes having relevance for the better or the worst. I'll use this post to share my favorite moments of these first rounds so far - alongisde linking the original videos/matches.

Real Madrid vs Manchester City

In this ROM, Querardo gets the fanmade move Lion Gate... Which is from Li Hao's team..... Hahaha................... 🥲

(I have conflicting feelings about seeing him on Real Madrid, but that's beside the point...)

He also got Matador Feinto'd LMFAO

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Inter Milan vs Paris Saint German

Jonas has quite the participation on Inter Milan, he even gets to collaborate in some shots :')

Not EuroB perse, but... Angeloooooo 🥺👼 (Also, battle of the tiny :3)

Barcelona vs Liverpool (+ Atletico Madrid vs Manchester United)

Matching pictures for you and your bestie who only serve as to be ridiculed by rival hissatsus :(

(I don't really get why Rafael got added on Barcelona, I just cannot see him there at all. Oh well... There are worse choices here, like Clario being at Real Madrid)

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Ajax vs Manchester United

Julien doing Aikido with a demon (Typical)

I've never seen this keeper losing animation before, AND I ADORE IT ASKDÑKAFSDÑF. IT GOES SO WELL WITH FER!!! ♥️♥️♥️♥️

Though if you are a Fermín fan like me, I don't recommend watching the match at all; the whole thing felt like this:

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Paris Saint German vs Chelsea

Hezekiel :3

Blud thinks he's Fermín Sánchez 😭🐂

Unironically this goes hard

(Both Thorsten and Hezekiel did so much this match, it's painful to see....)

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Porto vs Barcelona

Inspired by recent events, Kidou decided to teach Rafa how to fly like a superhero (?)

Here's Mikel on Porto ò_ó I love seeing him there!!! It does give me validation to my "Mikel is part portuguese" headcanon LMFAO

He also got to shoot, and even if he failed (And was partially mocked by the live chat) I'm still proud of him 💔

Seeing Mikel and Rafael oppose each other is painful, too..........

If Real Madrid and Porto ever get a VS then idk what will be of me. I will be watching a real life divorce unfold or smth

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Manchester City vs Borussia Dortmund

YEET

...Yeah, no way Ern lived after this. (Also wtf Jan betraying your former teammate)

No context for this but it also goes HARD. It's the power of the kartoffelsalat for me 🫡

I'm sure there's more moments with EB out there, but... I don't remember. Watch the matches by yourself, and tell me what you find, okay? ~

[pyxisastronautica]

U: Hmmmmm. Perhaps I too should learn this "Duel Monsters". I would love so much if we could play games together...

O: I would love it if we could throw boulders at each other. Uniform why don't you ever throw boulders at me anymore? Ò_Ó

U: X-ray complained about it being risky to less sturdy units, Lima complained that it might squish an organic, and presently you would risk destabilizing the cliffside even further. U_U

[zeux]

Omg hai ___^ I’m anon-san and I absolutely luuuv __ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ___________________________________

When I walked onto Tokyo street =____=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am ___

he grabbed my hand and winked ~^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat ♥♥♥♥♥ watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then sasuke held me close =^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^___<) ^______________;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

[nyxrev]

Be prepared to be judged by the Council

(ik ranks r bs but im curious how they got there)

Saitama has an entire waitlist of home invaders visitors and he is not excited about unexpected visits or their surprises but he just cannot seem to get them out of his personal space. It's the charisma of disguised but unpretentious power.

“Oi Newcomer. Why did you not greet us?”

“Um. Excuse me, who are you n what the actual F are y'all doing in my house.”

“…Y'all?? Buddy how old are you anh?…”

Oh shit he's older than me. Play it cool we need to assert our seniority somehow.

Aside from seniority, its correspondent level of respect & form of courtesy by cultural context, another thought I had was people often treat others by perceived seniority.

For example, Forte looks like the mature sort of young adult but then hats off, hear him talk and you can tell he gets mistaken for a teenager and it would annoy him to no end. What can I say, he does talk casually and boldly like a teenager.

By contrast Kusarigama with his frog helmet on gives off goofy mascot played by equally goofy young person vibes. But helmet off, he's a down to earth and earnest person who takes his job seriously. An elder who is balanced by time and real, substantial experience.

Look at how he holds the cracked tea cup, both hands, formally, with dignity and humbleness. I actually like his design. He may look plain but is not excessively flamboyant and has solid ability. If I had the energy of a diligent and avid student I'd learn from an experienced and dedicated martial artist such as him.

Saitama gives an impression of less seniority or power than he has because he doesn't actively brag or carry himself assertively so then ppl see an aloof guy with blank face, assume he is weak and treat him so.

At the end though, they (Saitama & them three) may all be substance over look people. I feel like they will get along, however oddly the dynamic.

“He likes to show off” …says he who challenged his neighbour to duel (n got slammed by a car)

Forte's face at DX: ugh He's such an attention seeker tsk. Let me SPEAK dammit.

Their Scary Faces:

F: No hate brokay. S: No discipleship hear me?

DX sfx: most boisterous holler you ever heard.

Kusari: first time to see Forte fight but it's not unusual to fight to a rhythm, even top martial artists do it…

Hospital Confusion

Air: *lit. just conscious* Who…????(let him be lmao he just revived)

Forte: *act cool & nonchalant* it's Forte, man. N if ya haven't noticed my rank is higher than you rn so.

F:(pianissimo) …they ignored me ò_ó

DX:*gives junior brotherly advice* hey now, it's not good to take your anger out on others you know.

F:(fortissimo e risoluto) *does not calm down* REVENGE!!!

Concussion

Maybe he didn't get broken bones but he surely got concussion with how boggled he is.

F: It's almost like… I got hit by a car…

DX: Bro you were hit by a car.

Kusari: Quit your headphones when you fight.

F: I thought he was some psychic like Tatsumaki.

DX: dude if your opponent was Tatsumaki you'd be dead bruh.

F: btw wth was the earthquake just now??

DX: seems like imprisoned monsters went on rampage… hmm… we should go.

Kusari: Forte you rest properly.

Trio of the acts cool but is hot-headed younger brother, sort-of likes to show off social butterfly (lol) but decently sensible older brother, and the uncle who tries to keep the kids checked.

I don't know why I'm so amused by them mb it's their contrast among each other & themselves, but it would be nice to see them hang out more or work together.

I feel like Saitama could also benefit from some more company other than:

fanatic disciple

obsessive self-declared rival

obsessive recruiter

obsessive recruiter's overprotective sister who is also highly destructive.

obsessive challengers and more recruiters

King is like the most mentally sound person out of all the people he knows, I feel like. By which I mean someone Saitama can just get along and be around normally, maybe rely on sometimes, when nobody else has saner advice.

Also how could I forget to attach music jokes.

Evolution of Forte: Fortification, if you will

First I thought he would be sort of like Glasses, quiet but candid, maybe not too extroverted but nevertheless diligent and gets work done. Just an average but decently competent guy.

Then I had the impression he would usually be chill, maybe a bit overly serious sometimes, but still straightforward and decently capable.

So I felt like he would look stoic with an average guy's dark haircut, sharp eyes, and probably bit of a permanent serious face.

Boy yo!!! What!!!? I fully did not expect him to be two block blonde and baby-faced and look like a character straight out of webtoon(!?)

Blunt he is regardless but the vibes? completely subvert my impression and expectation he's like a totally different person without hat or shades.

How much do you bet he wears his beanie and shades to look Big & Scary? cuz if I am met with a baby-faced two-block blonde headphone youth who is 200% squared up and declared ready to rumble with full lung capacity I cannot take it seriously. It's like you get stared down by somebody who emits less scary vibes than you.

My my, it's so funny pffhahaha… I don't mean it badly though, it has its charm, and Forte, DX, & Kusari-gama trio was also quite unexpected but I will talk about it next post.

It's like Forte went through 3 stages of Cool: From glasses cool to shades cool to blonde cool

“Well I'm not aware of it but it seems I'm cool to young ppl (as if he's not one of them), been told I'm cool n stuff so I'm also fairly popular”

“I've also been on fashion mags but is whatever, it's not like I cared much for it”

He's like: Idc about it at all but (if I'm not wrong) honestly totally secretly probably appreciates the good reception, feedback, and popularity. Also “Idc about my status” but actually totally cares about age and rank.

con fiducia

fortissimo bruscamente

furioso

“How Dare You Not Take Me Seriously” basically (not official just my conclusion)

“How dare you disrespect your resident senior and fail to show curiosity about my hero activity and lack enthusiasm about our obligatory fight to show who's boss aka prove my prowess”

^(jkjk the last part quoted there I exaggerated)

un momento di silenzio imbarazzante

Look at him he is so offended by Saitama ahaha

No but Forte on a crutch as he salutes Saitama with a straight (baby) face is so funny. He's like “Btw I'm very serious rn but you can rely on me, call me if you need. Let's get along n mb hang out if you wanna grab lunch sometime etc etc.”

Forte man look forward to see y'all get along. I want to see how they fight without accident lol.

Look at the motion blur. It shakes the street.

accelerando con brio

presto

What music would he listen to while he fights?

I bet it has strong bass beat, dubstep perhaps, from how wobbly loud it rattles the motion blur.