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For someone who constantly talks about how obsessed they are with being teased I sure do be classing my gfs ✨existence✨ as a tease
#this post is at best mostly incoherent#but see#*gf exists and looks cute* me- “why would you tease me like this”#*gf stretches and can see tummy* *me - whines*#*gfs hands in view* *me - 🥺🥺can i have??🥺🥺*#why is their existence so hot#smell so good look so pretty act so cute be so nice be so good and mean act so hot look so adorable hhhh#-feel so good-#anyway when you're reading this my love#you just texted me and ive been writing the tags for so long without replying to you so sorry for kinda ignoring you#in my defense#im really cute#also writing these tags has reminded me how pretty they look when they're choking and fucking me from above and i can see their arm and 🥺#so good#makes feel small and nice#lgbt nsft#queer nsft#nblw nsft#nsft#lesbian nsft#sapphic nsft#wlw nsft#nsft wlw#wlw ns/fw#uk nsft#uk queer#uk lgbt#uk lesbian
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Fearne Calloway, the woman that you are
(Zoom for better quality bc this file is big as fuck)
#critical role#critical role spoilers#cr#cr spoilers#cr3#cr3 spoilers#bell's hells#fearne calloway#fearne cr#critical role art#cr art#bee draws#this piece was really just one big art experiment for me which is why it's as wild as it is#also ignore that she's missing 95% of her core outfit. i was just having fun#ANYWAYS. Fearne getting the hellboy treatment was literally incredible and her new look sounds so so cool. so u know i had to draw something#this has been my only art of the campaign and its bc it brought on SUCH a strong image#obligatory tags for if aabria iyengar ever sees this art: thanks for willing burn-fearne into existence and letting me draw hot women 👍✨
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I have an agenda.
Long hair teenage sabo.
#one piece#sabo#you cannot convince me that he did not have a long hair phase#like if he grew out his hair to hide his scar he has to have tried more to hide it more thoroughly#I found a fic recently that followed sabo’s growing up in the revolutionary army and it was really really good#I want to see more amnesiac teenage sabo acting awkward around his peers because even back on dawn he had only two friends#more of kids being insensitive and asking about his scar which even he has no idea how he got#and koala and him being antagonistic towards each other#and them slowly becoming friends#anyways I’m so. I tried going onto YouTube to see if there were any good video analyses of sabo#and like yeah I can see why sabo would be a divisive character#but I also completely forgot that there are one piece readers who have not an ounce of media literacy#or respect for female characters#something something ‘sabo is like an oc insert because he exists so distant from everything and just in time to replace ace’ SHUT UP#or ‘favoritism towards sabo because he has a hot girl following him around and more hot girls in the revolutionaries’ I AM GOING TO GO INSA#KOALA IS HER OWN CHARACTER AND AN EXTREMELY INTERESTING ONE THAT DOES NOT EXIST JUST TO BE EYE CANDY OFF OF SABO’ ARM#SABO IS AN AMAZING CHARACTER IN LINE WITH THE THEMES OF ONE PIECE AROUND FREEDOM AND EQUALITY
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"shipping saiki is aphobic because he's aroace!"
stares at you with my demiromantic asexual in a committed relationship eyes then looks at the camera like im in the office
#good thing those folks have yet to find their way into my inbox or id be at risk of embarrassing myself lol#if you wanna see more of the content you prefer...make it yourself :3 MAKE IT YOUR FUCKING SELF lol#youre so attached to the idea youll complain about it but you refuse to do anything about it even create works that you and others will sur#ly enjoy how does this even make sense#sorry for reviving this from the dead when it blessfully hasnt been a thing in the tag for a hot moment but im still irritated hahahah#seriously you know what that screams to me? virtue signalling. you wont do anything except say a few words every now and again like#the motivation starts and ends at appealing to the popular opinion. earn your brownie points. and do nothing.#what is your care made of? thoughts and prayers?#every time ive asked one of these people why they dont make the content themselves the response has been 'i shouldnt have to lol'#you shouldnt have to bully people either with your aphobic BS but look at you! aw~#yall dont wanna commit to shit you just want to tell other people how they should exist.#if you cant create for whatever reason you better be ready and willing to drop your rec list and fave artists. and i sure as shit hope your#complimenting them thoroughly.
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So
Galvatron’s Revenge right
Click below for a surprise <33 xoxoxo
Minecraft abandoned mine noise
#spit takes#shitposts#my art#unfortunately#Tfp#transformers#transformers prime#Tfp knockout#Maccadam#maccadams#okay but like that movie(?) was absolute doodoo caca#you could cut like 75% of its TWO HOUR RUNTIME and still get the same result#also Slipstream’s legs are just Arcee’s but purple.#they also forgot that Ratchet’s a robot atheist#also misogyny#Arcee should be allowed to kill Onslaught AND Hot Rod as a treat#I was so disappointed that Springer’s eyes didn’t go in opposite directions when scanning BOTH ALT MODES AT THE SAME TIME#I’ve seen ROBLOX GAMES with considerably more polish and competent lighting/set design#I showed it to my brother and he says ‘that looks like Wii shovelware’ 💀#The voice acting brought me back to the days of SSWarrior Cats.#Take that as you will.#There’s no consistency in quality and art style in the character models??#some look ripped from the show#while others look like they were built in Roblox Maker Studio by an underpaid teenager (they’re being paid by exposure)#Also why does General Bryce have unsettlingly detailed teeth??? I hate it#more repeated background textures than cliffs in the wild area in Pokémon ScVi#physics doesn’t exist#Their set for Unit E’s compound looks like that old Roblox natural disaster survival game from like 2014#the one where the building part block things would get flung off the map by random twister event#michaelsoft PowerPoint
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I've decided to do myself what the cowards at Aston won't. Behold.
#GAAAAAAHHHH REALLY HAPPY WITH THESE#GRRRRR I WANNA EAT HIM#not to pat myself on my own back too much but god he looks so fucking hot#woof woof woof man why isnt aston fernando miami 2004 redux not real :(((#only exists in art form :) teehee#ty for everyone who voted in my poll for this even if you didnt know it was for this!#apologies for not picking the most voted one. however...i didnt wanna draw it LOL#theres smth sexier to me about him wearing the unbuttoned shirt OKAY#was pretty fun to design the aston version of the shirt! lmk what you think#also small gripe: it sucks ive put all this work in and its probably gonna end up getting less than the poll i spent less than 10 mins on#idc that much abt notes but ugh the fact that lower effort notes tend to do better sucks :(#unless you wanna make this post more popular than the poll- be my guest :)#anyways god i though renault fernando was hot in these outfits and i obv still do but ggrrrrrr old man fernando when i get you#as i said yesterday. if he wont do well on track he might as well do well off track. so here i am. objectifying him#f1#formula 1#fernando alonso#2024 miami gp#f1 fanart#formula 1 fanart#catie.art.
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Jedediah and Octavius using one of those round paper lanterns people put up for Chinese New Year as a hot air balloon
Thank you and goodnight
🏮 there's an emoji of it. Huh
#this was taking forever to dry so you get to see it while it's still a bit wet. damp#they wouldn't be able to fly with it but why not just pretend they can fly?#hot air is lighter than regular temperature air so it goes up. that's why hot air balloons float#tgese lanterns are open on top from what I've seen so yeah. they remain grounded#technically floating lanterns exist but they're more 'unstable' me thinks#ask#not anon#I cherish non anonymous asks so much#night at the museum#natm#natm octavius#natm jedediah#jedediah#jedediah smith#octavius#gaius octavius#jedediah and octavius#jedtavius#art#fanart#traditional art#watercolor#badly drawn lantern alert#Goodnight too. if it's still night... then good day or good afternoon or whatever#it's the thought that matters
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"Medusa x Perseus" Why don't you guys ship Bellerophon with Chimera? Or Heracles with the Hydra?
#greek mythology#medusa#perseus#ramblings#Yes I know that Medusa has a more humanoid appearance and human intellect compared to the other female monsters#But she is still a monster#She was supposed to have a monstruous appearance but then people made her dirty#Imagine if I would turn the Minotaur into a hot guy with horns and then ship him with Theseus AKA his own killer#I know it sounds ridiculous but this is exactly how some people out there sound too#Why can't we acknowledge that one doesn’t need to be conventionally attractive in order to deserve empathy or understanding?#Or that a woman can be evil and malevolent without a tragic background story that turn all women into victims and all men into assholes?#And why do we have to come up with the most stupid pairs to ever exist?#My tags are becoming more and more distant from the post's subject but my FYP is full of this type of BS so here I am#Thanks for my (salty) Ted Talk!
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If you want to be bothered. Maybe this for dick and Bruce???
i ALWAYS want to be bothered these are always the highlight of my day tbh you're a delight for letting me just yap <3
Dick. For the canon isn't real square I am Specifically talking about the Tom Taylor Nightwing run. Usually I ignore bad runs but given this one is ongoing (though about to end THANK GOD and get replaced by Dan Watters who i have high hopes for since i adored his Sword of Azrael (2022) run but i digress) so I counted it. Especially since it's so debated if that run is bad or not, for some reason. I'm a 90s Nightwing truther. I love Dick so dearly and tbh recently I've been more enamored with him the more I read his Discowing era, I didn't used to be as big of a Dick stan as I am these days.
Bruce. Honestly where do you even start with Bruce. I want to fist fight him and also patch him up. He got me into comics and superheroes as a whole but I roll my eyes whenever he shows up in a story. He's a bastard and usually not a good father but also complex and should be dissected under a magnifying glass. I love him dearly. He's also just the worst. I think that's why I love him. I'm always a fan of unabashedly Complicated Asshole Bruce who's generally not always the best person, particularly not to the Batfamily and that being the driving force of his relationships with them, especially in shipping.
And for bonus points, Tim. Because know above all else, I'm a Tim Drake kinnie /deg. He's been my number one for a decade and I've yet to uproot him from my brain. He's literally the Worst half the time and I love him for it. And the canon isn't real refers to Tim Drake: Robin because... that sure was a comic. And that's about all I can say about it. Pre-Flashpoint Tim I miss you so dearly. I think it's fun that I want to put him in a blender and drink the juice but also want Nothing Ever to happen to him.
#necrotic answerings#batcest#bruce wayne#dick grayson#tim drake#fandom tag#anyway the fandom is i guess mean to all of them#but like it's deserving.#everytime i meet a tim anti i'm like you're SO right. he's the worst. pls hate his ass more.#same with bruce. like never met a bruce anti who didn't have endless receipts for hating his ass.#(except for those using the shallow 'he's a billionaire beating up the mentally ill' argument which. i ignore)#(bc why are you. consuming superhero content if you just don't like or understand the genre. it's lazy pseudointellectual nonsense.)#and i don't think ppl are truly mean to dick. i think they just don't understand him.#which extends to the entire batfamily bc well. the state of the fandom and all.#like “everyone else is wrong about them” isn't in a “no one gets them but me” way#(except about tim truly no one gets him but me /j)#it's in a “oh y'all just want to fit them into neat boxes don't you” way#one more person call dick grayson “eldest daughter core” and i'm going to your house and eating the stuffing out all of your pillows.#first of all can we stop calling male characters “female coded” in any way please#women exist in comics too.#second of all it's just not true? and it's not the complex he has with bruce nor his “siblings” if you wish to call them that#and then bruce. where do you even start.#you dare say you think it's in character for bruce to hit his kids and *SOCIETY. society goes wild.*#like ofc it has to be in specific contexts. he's not just swinging.#and sometimes it *is* written very OOC bc bruce is written as a machismo self insert i give you that#but yeah a soldier who views his children as soldiers and has zero healthy emotional regulation or communication skills#is gonna sometimes swing in his worst moments. it is just how the superhero genre works everyone is gonna fist fight to solve problems.#why are you reading comics about ppl who hit other ppl for a living if you don't like it when they hit ppl.#also random hot take about dick's characterization#the young justice tv show did incredible damage to ppl's perception of him and i dislike the take it's the best adaptation of him
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Regulus with the prettiest little dimples and the most perfect curls that are always perfectly styled and and and
the true regulus black vibe to me is og fairytale esque . beautiful and princess like with this air of disturbing melancholy . in his story the birds pluck his mothers eyes out and walking on land feels like walking on glass . this is his aesthetic to me . beautiful and angelic but obviously distressed and deeply troubled . the type of person you can tell would benefit from being in a rage room.. … i think regulus’ appearance is very meticulously taken care of bc he can’t control much else in his life , which is why he gravitates towards feminine styles .. there is just more to do… I’m sorry i can’t process my trauma rn i need to do my 50 step hair care routine …. this takes up too much time you see ..
#marauders#marauders era#regulus black#rab#i just think he is so beautiful in a disturbing way#james loves him so much for this…. his little angelic boy who looks like james dug him up#i think part of the jegulus appeal will always be that regulus is a little freak of nature#and he awakens something within james … regulus exists outside of james’ type usually#he isn’t outgoing he doesn’t match him he isn’t hot headed like lily#and that’s why james loves him…. he’s so uniquely regulus…….. and james falls in love with every detail
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interrupting loquat week w shinobu 😇
#natsuyuu#natsume yuujinchou#natsume's book of friends#my art#shinobu#miss matoba#going to word vomit on why i love her so bear w me ^_^#the idea of matoba having a sister an older sister that can’t see youkai is genuinely my favorite foil to seiji#ty midorikawa for creating her#i find it so interesting that even though people knew seiji was probably going to take over as clan head instead of her yet maintaining face#and trying to make up for it in things like dresses and portraits kind of signifies (to me at least) how her time in the clan was#no one caring about her besides treating her like the lady of the clan#AND THE WAY NO ONE SAID A WORD ABOUT HER .#about her EXISTENCE.#it’s probably kept a secret just because it’d be a lot of drama but still#also the watch youkai that she made (if i remember correctly) so that she can see ? hot.#i’m just now realizing that anytime seiji mentions her he always says sister ?? he never says her name??#idk it’s late sorry lol#also i need midorikawa to establish the age gap for these two bc if not imma just keep running w what im doing#i feel like shinobu’s at least 3 years older#if not more#ok bye
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I thank God every day I'm not a tiktok artist because I just saw someone on there have to apologize for drawing a character with sh scars.... girl... you do not need to apologize for that!! Why are ppl yelling at u!!!!
#literally so sad they deleted the tiktok with the art of the character with scars in it too like :( it was cool art..#like what the hell. why were ppl so mad for. ppl with scars are gonna exist.#idk if tiktok has been getting worse lately or if im just on the worst side of it#but i saw people getting mad at a real person for the horrible crime of: wearing short sleeves in hot weather and having scars#LIKE!!!! WHY ARE YALL SO MEAN TO SCARS. SPECIFICALLY SH SCARS.#theyre gonna exist ! irl and in art! and theyre allowed to be seen!!
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I think what needs to happen for female characters and f/f ships is the female characters need to be more emotionally constipated. They MUST have some hard edge in there of resistance to produce the vitamin of Compelling.
It's fun if they're more unhinged, sure, but it's not just unhinged characters that are interesting and loveable. Kind characters, weird quiet characters, dignified characters, cold characters, gruff ones, it's good to have variety.
But what makes a character compelling a lot of the time? When they take a weird stance on something. A place of stubborn. An integrity of attitude. A mask they're wearing, an emotion they're sublimating. They're holding something back, they have a measure of composure, they are, in a word, emotionally constipated. Not necessarily too much! Just enough so that they have some depth! That the hidden part of two characters can collide and spark some damn chemistry!
It's the same rule as for eroticism, it is created by the juxtaposition of the hidden and the revealed.
Why do we love villains and toxic ships? They're not bland. They have that rule of erotic thing going on, emotionally. Now it's possible to not be bland at all without villainery or toxicity, but for some reason when it comes to female characters, it trips back into blandness a lot of the time. Gruffness or coldness becomes plain harshness. Vulnerability becomes boring weakness. Put two such women together and the bland collides into the bland and only brave souls with very active imaginations manage to salvage some Compelling from this. I'm afraid it's often entirely absent from the source material, though.
#what to tag this#I tried my best to articulate this#but I probably failed#see in the Priory of the orange tree the couple leaves me entirely cold because there's some SMALL initial tension#and then nothing#where is the poignant devotion of the knight to her lady? to the faithful servant to her queen? between ennemies who are friends?#urgh. anyway#we still have Akemizu that's something thank you Blue Eye Samurai#the thing is oftentimes I don't feel the desire at all in f/f ships#WHERE is the desire? the physicality of it?? WHERE is the gaze the touch the faltering words?#it could and should be hot as fuck because it's hot as fuck irl#so why?#where?#gimme good wlw!!#one of the hottest things I've read was by a lesbian writing about her own life#it exists... out there... somewhere...
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Having my weekly I should quit my job moment
#i KNOW this is all jobs and there is something about me that makes older women act this way around me#they want to correct my behavior. i understand this is going to keep happening#i'm young hot and free from things like het marriage kids wearing uncomfortable clothes and makeup#the need to constantly prove i'm worthwhile by exceeding the demands of capitalism#i just don't care about any of that#of course it grinds their gears. they had to go through all that why am i not anxious sad stressed trapped like they are#the truth is there's only so much i can do to be accommodating of their expectations when just my existence disrupts them#however. i promise we will get the work done even if we don't rush through every moment or if we smile at each other sometimes#jealous that my coworkers share about their lives with me aren't you
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‘Aw, we’re done? I could go for round four.’
sAM
#starfield#starfield spoilers#very slight but#I married him <3#also#SAM COE YOU BASTARD WHY ARE YOU SO HOT#AND DONT EXIST#Sam Coe
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whenever i see people defend having ai in everything because they believe we are on the cusp of the great singularity blah blah sci-fi magic future that does not (& most likely will not ever) exist:
#humanoid robotics do exist & are in their infancy but they will never be anything more than sex dolls filled w REMs mined by child slaves#hot take maybe but literal objectification of peoples (& lets be real mostly womens) bodies is fucked up bad not cyberpunk cool!#god and the whole character ai chat bots where people 'talk to' their fave blorbos is so anti-social and sad#'its the future accept it!' current trends arent natural phenomenon like rain. theyre pushes by women hating tech bro capitalists. thats al#theres a world that could have these technologies (advanced ai not the sex dolls part) & be fine but we dont live there!!#maybe one day scifi magic 'ai that is actually sentient' question could be real but you are delulu to think its not lifetimes away#i just watched measure of a man last night (probably why this is on my mind) & it was great. data is a machine but also is indeed a person!#i hate to break it to everyone though (especially as a baby trekkie myself) that star trek is unfortunately not a documentary#im not getting into it rn but it drives me crazy that so many popular MLs on this site turn into sniveling But My Treats liberals over ai 🙄
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