#why is he an old middle aged man

[sethdomain]

everytime i open my twt for rottmnt content i get jumpscared by a tweet gawking at this human turtle every few month

[sea-jello]

@nyaskitten tumblr ate your fucking ask uhh ignore how this is months later BUT i finally watched dr s2 AND

I GET IT NOW. I UNDERSTAND.

[blorbosinmyheadcentral]

Really curious to know where in the heck people got this "Caine is an old man" thing from

[guess-i-do-art]

*throws book accurate Haymitch at you* whoops

[buildoblivionthenwewilltalk]

See, the thing about Crowley living in his car in s2 is that I left the s1 finale with the impression that both of them finished their lunch, staggered their way back to the book shop (gently sloshed) and spent the night getting absolutely hammered. Like drain the wine cellar, night on the town, capital-P Pissed.

It’s all a bit ‘rambunctious’, as a fussy and well read angel might say.

Crowley wakes up on Aziraphale’s sofa a week later - covered in a blanket, various papers and a copy of the Sunday times.

A pot of tea’s just finished steeping, there’s cake in the tin. Somewhere across the shop, a tartan-clad figure hums (rather untunefully) to himself as he pours over a crackled hardback book.

If you asked Crowley, it’s all quite civilised, if a tad “country living magazine”. A little gauche. A bit twee - not really his ‘style’.

But he doesn’t reach for his glasses, or pat his jacket for his keys.

After all, he thinks, stretching what’s probably the correct number of limbs and reaching out for a bone china cup, why on Her green earth would he ever want to leave?

[dandyshucks]

even online i cannot escape middle-aged adults trying to tell me their life story and hit on me,,,,,,,,, help,,,,,

[doux-amer]

Revenant is soooo mid which is disappointing because I was looking forward to it due to the actors and writer (this isn’t a flop like Jirisan, which I gave up on after 2–3 episodes, but it’s not really good). BUT. BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m suffering from “poor little meow meow middle-aged man” deficiency and Professor Yeom Haesang suffers so much. I can’t believe I was like “Oh...okay” about his casting because I’m planting my palms against his windows, peering at him in his little cage and being fed because he’s had the worst life ever and it keeps getting worse. HAESANG *____*<3

[exsqueezememacaroni]

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[jonahmagnus]

"only art where he looks old tho. not a believer of smooth-faced chil." ?? so you like a character but not how he is in canon? why don't you all go make ocs instead. this is so mysterious to me.

???? Babe...... I dont like smooth-faced Chilchuck because he looks like a child.

[kirbyddd]

one thing that's just one of my weird little personal wishes, i really wish gandalf used more of his Hobbit style alchemical "magic" in LoTR, he really only uses it for fireworks at the very beginning then he mainly just uses his ring and divine authority

[godgavemenoname]

oh my god. one of my most hated coworkers is having to have a long talk with our boss because he offered to sell a customer quaaludes and that customer is the boss's personal friend. 💀💀💀

[breitzbachbea]

Used to be a kid, a teen and wrote all my adults really childish because I don't know better > Became a young adult and my characters became more mature, because I suddenly had to grapple with it and realized my childhood follies > I go on aging and they now become more appropriate, more whimsical, more full of young vigour and deep sorrow because I realize they are all so! So! Young!, but that doesn't change that they've been burdened with big decisions.

[the-potato-beeper]

i got to the tiefling party in bg3 last night and i can not stop thinking about it. i am very sad about it actually, bc i didn't recruit Karlach soon enough, so i didn't have high enough approval to romance her 😭😭😭😭😭

instead, i'm romancing Wyll! he was my second choice, so after having a bit to reflect, i'm still pretty happy with how the party turned out! he sadly turned down my offer to dance, i think i only had medium approval? but! i was able to talk to him the morning after and confirm i wanted to date him, so that's going well, i think!

[mistyechoes]

hold on one second what is the age gap between these two what

[the-golden-ghost]

DIC Fuckboi Aronnax vs Hallmark Incel Nemo - FIGHT

[britneyshakespeare]

brandi glanville is so weird to james maslow in celebrity big brother season 1. she is so clearly mean bc she’s attracted to him. when they’re laughing behind james’ back bc he said he didn’t want to wear a leotard as a punishment and brandi’s like “he probably doesn’t want everyone to see the small outline” it’s like... girl first of all ew. second of all why are you making me defend the size of his dick bc that’s definitely not true