#why he built like that

[artistcerr]

God Brads waist is gonna make me ascend

[clownmfxx]

♪(´▽｀)

who fw mesmerizer

i was kinda testing my art style 🤫🧏

[jesterjaxx]

love language is gift giving but is trying to be lowkey VS is knawing at the bars of his enclosure about it

(this is the stupidest thing ive ever drawn it makes me laugh so hard)

[saldotz]

Fruity ass

[royalarmyking]

Real Talk About Konig

Me and my good friend were talking about Konig, and about one thing in particular-his dick.

HEAR ME OUT

This man, according to Reddit, and everything else, is 6'10. Now the average male is 5'9, with 5.19 inches. So average height of a male x 12 (for every inch in a foot) is 69. 5.19 divided by 69 is .075. that means, for every inch of a man's height, he has .075 of an inch in length for his dick.

Now, the average girth for a 5'9 man, is 4.59. So, for every inch of a man's height, is .067 for his girth. Konig's height is 82 inches. Now taking this all into consideration, lets do some math here.

L= 0.075 x 82 = 6.13 inches

G= 0.067 x 82 = 5. 49 inches

However-when it is hard, it can be 2 inches (or more) longer.

So, Konig can be 8.13 inches long, with a 5.49 girth. Girls, I dont know, if you knew this, but you are not fitting him inside you. The average female mouth opens about 2.2 inches wide. YOU CANT FIT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH

Thanks to @lycheedr3ams for this lovely conversation we had

Also, no one look at my search history-

[o-i-w-u]

Can we see your design of Killcode?

not a ref or full body cus' I'm tired but here ya go! :))))))

[spookuns]

I wanna sit in Meg's lap.

[willowshimmer]

Pathetic wet cat.

[blabberoo]

IM HAVING SO MANY MIXED EMOTIONS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

LIKE-- THATS NOT MY BABY????

BUT ALSO-- OMFG FOOD!??!?!

IDK WHAT TO FEEL

[xxbl33d1ngb0y2xx]

guys look at this carrot it has a muppet face

[not-a-boot]

would you punch him for $10

[sweeter0da]

Him and this god damn milk carton

[fried-shrimp-studios]

After eons of searching… we have found him!!! A tracker of lesbians…

Introducing Kent Cornwell, the long awaited “lesbian” of the Lesbian Sniffers/Cocaine Lesbians we have not decided on a name

Admire the snatched waist, the painted nails, the lifeless eyes!! He can be yours for only 2 cents!!!

Grab your Kent cards and get playing!!!

Side note me and @simon-foxx were on a vc and he just randomly said “put a red bandana on him” and apparently I made offbrand Packet On-Lyne.

[pompompipis]

idk why but all these metal sonic merch pics ive seen lately are so silly shaped to me

[crossover-enthusiast]

Also why is Richard's head mildly shaped like a football

[vixenokami]

Drew a bit of Adam today at church.