#why he built like that

[artistcerr]

God Brads waist is gonna make me ascend

[clownmfxx]

♪(´▽｀)

who fw mesmerizer

i was kinda testing my art style 🤫🧏

[jesterjaxx]

love language is gift giving but is trying to be lowkey VS is knawing at the bars of his enclosure about it

(this is the stupidest thing ive ever drawn it makes me laugh so hard)

[saldotz]

Fruity ass

[lilkolpack]

Been playing a lot of Disco Elysium..

(I love messy art chat)

[royalarmyking]

Real Talk About Konig

Me and my good friend were talking about Konig, and about one thing in particular-his dick.

HEAR ME OUT

This man, according to Reddit, and everything else, is 6'10. Now the average male is 5'9, with 5.19 inches. So average height of a male x 12 (for every inch in a foot) is 69. 5.19 divided by 69 is .075. that means, for every inch of a man's height, he has .075 of an inch in length for his dick.

Now, the average girth for a 5'9 man, is 4.59. So, for every inch of a man's height, is .067 for his girth. Konig's height is 82 inches. Now taking this all into consideration, lets do some math here.

L= 0.075 x 82 = 6.13 inches

G= 0.067 x 82 = 5. 49 inches

However-when it is hard, it can be 2 inches (or more) longer.

So, Konig can be 8.13 inches long, with a 5.49 girth. Girls, I dont know, if you knew this, but you are not fitting him inside you. The average female mouth opens about 2.2 inches wide. YOU CANT FIT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH

Thanks to @lycheedr3ams for this lovely conversation we had

Also, no one look at my search history-

[o-i-w-u]

Can we see your design of Killcode?

not a ref or full body cus' I'm tired but here ya go! :))))))

[spookuns]

I wanna sit in Meg's lap.

[willowshimmer]

Pathetic wet cat.

[blabberoo]

IM HAVING SO MANY MIXED EMOTIONS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

LIKE-- THATS NOT MY BABY????

BUT ALSO-- OMFG FOOD!??!?!

IDK WHAT TO FEEL

[xxbl33d1ngb0y2xx]

guys look at this carrot it has a muppet face

[not-a-boot]

would you punch him for $10

[sweeter0da]

Him and this god damn milk carton

[fried-shrimp-studios]

After eons of searching… we have found him!!! A tracker of lesbians…

Introducing Kent Cornwell, the long awaited “lesbian” of the Lesbian Sniffers/Cocaine Lesbians we have not decided on a name

Admire the snatched waist, the painted nails, the lifeless eyes!! He can be yours for only 2 cents!!!

Grab your Kent cards and get playing!!!

Side note me and @simon-foxx were on a vc and he just randomly said “put a red bandana on him” and apparently I made offbrand Packet On-Lyne.

[pompompipis]

idk why but all these metal sonic merch pics ive seen lately are so silly shaped to me

[teramancers-devlog]

Type/A : Thunder Type/B : N/A Diet: Small Rodents, Screws, Copper Wiring. Avg. Height: 0'6"/15 cm

"The absolute smallest Teraform currently known to reside within Annowa. They lurk around the desert at night searching for stopped vehicles or unattended buildings to remove several components from. They are known to steal many things, such as but not limited to: Screws, Nails, Hex-nuts, Bolts, Wiring, Screens, Metal framing, Picture frames, materials for falsely pinning a crime onto another individual, and oddly full coffee machines. It is as of date unknown why they take such specific materials or where they take them to, but what we do know is that its a good idea to keep those windows locked when you go out at night.”- Dr. Neil Ayerg

"Now we come to the beasties of the more electrifying variety. One such critter is the mischievous Widjolte, which makes its home in the deserts of Annowa! Watch any unlocked windows, for these fearsome critters are prone to pitching small objects at their aggressors! And keep those jars sealed tight lest you wish to take part in an oily slip'n'slide!"- Excerpt from "A Guide For The Blossoming Teramancer", released circa 1942 CF

Another little dude! Gotta say these tiny guys are really fun to make, and look at this guy! He's so squishable! I wanna make one of these dudes out of modeling clay so i can chuck it at a wall.