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Mixology King 🍸
The kids love playing pranks on poor grandad Kamek
I'm having a lot of fun with the ✨ Summertime Series✨ u.u
#koopalings#lemmy koopa#iggy koopa#kamek#roy koopa#ludwig von koopa#toad#prank#alchool#cocktail#child of sardior#text#my art#child of sardior art#super mario#comic#super mario comic#the Summertime Series continues u.u#btw my Lemmy would be ALMOST legally allowed to buy drinks with alchool following Europe laws#but if you take USA laws even Ludwig would not be allowed to buy or drink legally - and that's interesting from my pov#I guess I'll just assume 18 is the age you can have access to alchool in this Headcanon since I'm used to European laws#or at least I'll assume it for these comics...?#please don't eat me#it's just for meming around#I DO NOT encourage people to drink#especially YOUNG PEOPLE to drink#where I live drinking is quite occasional and happen usually only in formal meals or when eating out with friends#why am I still yapping about this?#be careful do not drink if you are not allowed and even if you CAN drink legally PLEASE always be careful and do not over do it!#it can be really dangerous!
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@vulpixisananimal this is what happened in the intermission, right?
#MAN I WENT TO POST THIS AND I FOUDN YOU HAD A NEW POST AND AUGH. BONNIE...........#anyway. yea i know its canon outfit is different. but i reject canon the universe is fat and wears dresses now. youre welcome#i was gonna put like. the rings of planetary orbits in the hat. and then everything took sso long to do........#LOVE the boots tho. me when i give the islanders one (1) boot style#and!! i stylized the moons in such a way that theyve got a little circle representing change in them#which is why the face is different on the boots! isnt that neat#and of course instead of 'come on' like the og ibuprofen meme its 'follow me'! the universe leads...#my art
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forever excruciatingly embarrassed about one (1) fact, and that is that my band director knows that the band meme page is run by me
#and the worst part is#i exposed myself#by accident#BECAUSE he thought one of the memes was funny. and i’m such a DOG a DOG of a man that#THOUGH I AM SWORN TO SECRECY#the minute he said ‘ok who made this- it’s hilarious’ i went ME I MADE IT !! ME!!!#and then his mom started following the page#so long story short im going to end it all#notes from the herb garden#incomprehensible musicianposting#like. mr redacted do you think i’m funny. do you think i’m funny. do you like my memes. but now i can’t even gauge if he thinks my memes#are funny#BECAUSE HE KNOWS ITS ME!!! i will never get an unfiltered reaction. also i can never post memes about him again because he knows it’s me#so if i posted memes about him he’d be like wow why are you literally obsessed with me#and i would respond sorry i am fascinated by your strange bisexual swag#so is everyone else. the it girl of high school band#the icon the moment etc etc
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“Hey, me and my platonic life partner saw you from across the bar, and we really dig your vibe. Can we buy you a drink?”
#there. I posted it.#I’m just going to let myself out#this obviously shouldn’t go on a highly professional Loki meme blog#calling it even tangentially related would be reaching#'but then why did you post it here and not on main?' I hear you ask#because I have RL friends and family who follow me on main and they cannot be exposed to shit like this#also I kinda do want that one follower who knows Rafael Casal to stare in horror#I’m not even going to tag this properly it is for you guys and you guys only#(it's the ridiculous level of uncontrolled smolder that's killing me)
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Episode 91 Nara to Neil: Is it because you know, because you know that my affection is a means to an end or do you feel something for Wynn and don't know how to say it?
Episode 95 Neil to Wynn: If this is a moment where there’s a line in the sand about us staying together, you know I’ll follow you to go die.
Episode 91 Neil to Nara: I haven’t known these things maybe for a long time, and so I just sit in inaction because I don’t know.
Episode 95 Narration of Neil by Rob: When Wynn confirms to Britta that she’s in love with Kabir, Neil goes stock still.
#path of night podcast#i am the very definition of this meme#there's gotta be something here right??? right???????#what would be real fun that would be an absolutely massive undertaking would be pulling out all these little moments between neil and wynn#that could potentially show some sort of interest from neil bcuz lbr u are lying to yourself if u didnt at some point go hm neil and wynn??#so was the ladder neil admitting to himself he doesn't know if he's in love with wynn or was the ladder confirming that he is in love#with wynn bcuz its his own sub conscious who posited this#and how long do you have to be thinking about something for it to manifest in the ladder#we got suicidal neil and neil possibly in love with wynn in one fell swoop#the ladder was just chalk full of so many implications there for everyone ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh#also hmmmm parallels between neil's ladder with the new york skyline and the suicide talk to wynn and neil on the roof at the rave talking#hmmmmmmmmmm#why do i do this to myself#its so much searching and then fucking around with puncuation sorry for the atrocious punctuation i am not a transcriber#theres also no way to accurately capture tone of voice or the silences and emphases imo#like wynn when she says yeah to answer britta's question on whether she's in love with kabir#also considered including the follow up “he doesn't mean the most to me but i am in love with him” line from wynn like cmon#im dying here
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i've just realised polyphemus was not just a neignour but a brother (a cousin?) to all the other cyclops and it puts their only interaction into perspective a lil bit
Polyphemus: OH SHIT i've lost my only eye i cannot even be calleD A CYCLOPS ANYMORE
Laestrygonians, arriving at the speed of light: who hurt you bro??
Polyphemus: IT WAS NOBODY!!!
Laestrygonians, immediately leaving: pfft then shut up loser
#sorry my 1.5 followers this is somewhat different from what i usually post#but it just seemed pretty funny to me#tw violence#odysseus#polyphemus#tumblr why do you have a tag for him??#ancient greek mythology#ancient greek memes#the odyssey#incorrect greek mythology
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I got new glasses finally and my brain is ooaoaoaooaoa ooao um adjusting (im having a time)
#nonsense#I needed new glasses so bad#my old ones were straight up being held together by DUCT TAPE#but are the new duct tape free glasses worth the 3 day brain pain we will see#btw if you ever want to know what I look like I deadass look like chicken little#that meme of “stop saying I look like chicken little” but you see I actually look like chicken little and I am very much a coward#I know if I focus on 2al that will hopefully distract from the new glasses pain#.... do I post this on main or my goddamn turtle blog.#..... do I post this on my few hundred followers blog or my few thousands followers blog hmm.#god I really need to do a follower milestone thing#again probably maybe a dtiys#but uhhh ummmm erm after the twist how about that#anyways hello fandom sideblog my beloved how are there so many of you following me#what#WHAT what#slowly but surely getting used to the idea that im a “big” blog oops#im literally chicken little#why am I big#am I chicken big?#im chicken big.#goodbye#enjoy tag ramble
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Something I had to get off my chest. I know the people supposed to read this will never do since I’ve already blocked them all but you know.
I get not liking AUs and being upset that the majority of fandoms have turned into shipping and AUs so divorced from the source material it makes you wonder if they even like the source material to begin with but MAN for every AU out there there’s like ten more people liking the thing in the “right” way. Go follow them.
If in the year of our Lord 2024 if you still don’t know how to avoid shit you don’t like on the internet then it’s a skill issue my guy. Fuck you.
#bookmark'd#I am open to a conversation about how and why I made my AU#but you know these people don’t give a shit about that kind of topic#like do you think I approached the game with the intention of aging up the characters and make something original from the start??? no!!!#that came to me as I started caring about the game and the characters#AND ALSO#Isaac came out when I was 16#At the time nobody knew what the fuck it was about!!! you people eat too good with all the canon endings and shit!!!#we had to figure out shit for ourselves! theories were running wild!!!#and like only a couple of people had Tumblr/Twitter accounts and followed Edmund#so whatever he canonized about the game was shared by word of mouth#and the fact that Isaac was dead all along was still a fringe theory that nobody liked!!#because at the time all the ‘and the character was dead ALL ALONG and imagined everything’#was literally everywhere for every single piece of media#like Pokemon Rugrats Adventure Time etc. all of them#had a theory about how the protagonist is actually in a coma and is imagining everything it was a fucking meme!!#ugh I’m getting sidetracked#the point is#i love Isaac as a game and I’ve had headcanons and theories about it for decades at this point#and acting like I approached this game with the sole intention of aging up characters and shoving my shit into people’s faces#it sucks. it hurts me. where do you think my art and content comes from if not a place of love?
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i can't think about drawing right now I HAVE THINGS TO DO!!!
#sigh...im so busy these days.#old art is on queue right now I have drawn anything in a while <-read: yesterday#anyway i really want to do doodle reqs because I just reached 800 followers#but I dont think I'll able (so so busy) to which is sad.#its so hard...I'm constantly bombarded by hilarious visions and i can do nothing about it#I think im gonna go on break for a bit. (knowing me this probably won't work out but. yeah)#I just. really need to get it together and i think im gonna stop posting for a week or something. i dont know#Its hard because I really wanna celebrate...but I have so much to do#why is literally everything in october I think we should make nothing important happen in october so we can focus our energies on#daily october drawing challenges and halloween. life could be a dream.#anyway. when i get more time (hopefully soon) I'll HOPEFULLY have some halloween art to share. sighhhhhh#theres a lot of things I want to do for this blog that I just dont have the time for at this moment and its killing me#you know that meme where its like “I just need to get through this week” yeah. thats me#anyway idk why i said all of that but. its break time again
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why am i sneezing so much oh stars oh misery oh my hVSH
#just me hi#hehhehlppp#hhhellppp#i'm dddyiinnggg [<- dramatic]#WHY IS IT AGGRAVATING MY COUGH. PLS#i'm perishing like canned peaches in an ill-sealed jar hhhelp#//ANYWAY i came on here to say I have 100 followers on artstreet so i decided to do some adopts#also celebrating the 1k on here that i never got around to doing hfhvhs#yea it was last year. i will Still do a victory dance about that thank you uvu#//literally hellp i'm sneezing#auhuhguahuah#tjhis is terrible. just awful. just horrible. just terrible#five thousand sneezes be upon ye [m'n'm hamster meme]#they were lying about frijoles making you stronger. if i was stronger i wouldn't be sneezing#literally the lies the fabrications the falsehoods the fibs the untruths the misconstrued reality the blatant perjury#the humbuginess of it all the fraud the fiction the fantasies they sold me the invisible fine writing these cheats denied 'phony'#'you're being dramatic' I AM SNEEZGING.#i am going to BE dramatic i'm literally dddyingg it's the end of the worrrlddsssddd [<- dramaPlus+]#//anywya. if i sorvive. adopts. perhaps in a quarter of a fortnite. maybees less. who knows :3#///and i continues to sneeze auhughgughgughgughuguuhguhg
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wait huh…. did I miss something???? did he do a bad™️ or is it just bad vibes?!??
(in reference to this, just answered nine hours later. my bad).
no you didn't! it's 102% personal unreasonable beef. so, vibes. if you would. it's really less about him as a person but how he's grown to represent the team as a whole. like he does not deserve the wrath I hold in my heart for him and in regards to that I give him my apologies but I'm also not stopping. y'know.
#i just unfortunately think of col and think of him and his little boyfriends#so they do get the brunt of my leftover Fuck That State hatred#it is. entirely without deep merit. he's a fine man from what i know lol his sins are equal to everyone else in the damn nhl#he's a guy for sure i entirely understand why people love him and love the team#support it even. love my col main oomfs and followers. however you know that one 'he's in heaven now :) at least he's looking down at us' -#'[person in hell fighting demons image] WHERE'S [insert other thing here]' meme. well.#me if i step foot on col soil again whilst an active season is happening#i think it's healthy and lovely to have teams that aren't rivalry based that you want to beat to death. col is mine is all#kiers.txt#mail tag
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Hey guys I'm going to go through and clean up my following list in the next couple of days. If we haven't interacted in a while and you still want to hang out here and rp that's cool just give me a heads up but my dash is so busy right now and full of people who I've never interacted with ever so I'm just going to clean that up.
xoxo gossip ollvr
#ooc#//I hate having to be like please make the first move but if your character is an oc or canon characters that aren't directly related to ko#or YJ in some way I do kind of need you to make the first move about what you want to do/why you followed me or send a meme
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4 and 15 in the writblr ask thing. :D
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4. what is your favourite line you wrote this year?
sflsdkjglskjf this requires me to remember what I did this year
like I know absolutely that I've written stuff I liked but my brain is currently going '404: good writing not found'
15. time for shameless self-promotion! answer with a piece of writing you want others to see/read! (if you have nothing posted/published this year, any other year is fine too ^^)
oh geez have I really published nothing to AO3 since JANUARY? Yikes. I mean there's 70+ pages just of Idiots, and I guess I've done more original work than usual this year, but that still seems very sad. XD
Not written this year but posted this year: the thing about the baby witch which our library intern read (much to my terror because people? in real life? who I am not insulated from by the distance of the internet? reading my stuff?) and then basically said 'I'd read more.' Do I have more? No. I did not when it was posted and I have made vague attempts since but I'm not sure I like them. I'll probably try again though because 'is there more?' is a hell of a drug.
#babble tea (blacklist this for less chatter)#this is a meme tag#thank you Tina! <3#I'm promoting baby witch because I was super proud of that actually#although I do also get why it got just a tiny handful of notes because like#I'm pretty sure no one is following me For Writing#I'm not sure what most people ARE following me for#but I'm pretty sure it's not that
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megan rapinoe is out here collecting those instagram story shares like thanos
#i don't watch marvel but you know the meme#and like as she should#also shout out to madison packer of the pwhl for reposting as well#why she is the only one doing press for pwhl ny is beyond me [this is besides the point but tangentially related]#it's also more serious than a meme and i'm glad uswnt / nwsl players and people are sharing#and she was explicitly targeted in these likes and she made it about a more important issue which is not surprising but still of note#to recap we have lynn willams sam and kristie mewis becky sauerbrunn alana cook laura harvey some sports journalists#megan klingenberg just women's sports the women's game mib and those were all reshared to her story#i don't actually follow very many soccer players i don't actually follow very many people at all#it's just the people whose stories i deem to be important#so there may be more
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My hands look like this
So that his can look like this
#i don't know why I'm doing this#god please#dont fucking follow me please for the love of god im never this funny#hey ronnie this one's for you baybeeee#gay#memes
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is this anything
#shitpost#littlegayassramblings#why does it follow you like#i get that its probably so you can keep watching it but I feel like I'm in a chase scene#the music for when you're spotted by a guardian in breath of the wild starts in my brain and I literally scroll faster to get away#why are you following me girl#what do you want#and yeah i know this is an old meme or whatever but its how I feel
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