#why do i try

[arewebeholdingaman]

the novel “Dracula” contains one instance of the word “leg” and one instance of the word “legs” and has no feathers

what is wrong with you people? Where do you get the time? Fuckin, ok. I guess.

✅️ the novel "Dracula" contains no feathers

✅️ I'd say it's not bipedal because it doesn't have two "legs" but it also has one "leg" so legs plus leg equals legs now, or whatever.

Fucking, the novel "Dracula", as in the literal manuscript, by Bram Stoker is a Man. Fuck me.

[xjvnellee66]

i feel sooooo stupid when i try to be affectionate and i get ignored lol like ew yeah, id ignore me too

[equalseleventhirds]

i must not look at the notes on things bcos i legit saw someone say that it'd actually be racist to portray murderbot as a poc. get me outta here.

[maybxlle]

took a test today. told me i’m an avoidant personality type.

[freezerbride]

I feel like the biggest idiot for thinking people on bumble bff actually wanna hangout in person 😹

[waternstreams]

Anyone on here read the shatter me series? Anyone. I need to speak to someone and bond with a random internet stranger. Please.

[missemrose]

Imagine shooting your shot… can’t be me

[homeboygirl]

>go to dentist

>told to go to doctor

>doctor refers me to dentist

[midzilla]

deep into the forest, we go

[cardi-c]

why am i always the least favourite friend

[ferrarifan4ever]

"I'm just going to drink my pepsi™ and watch Brooklyn 99. What could go wrong?" - Me 2 hours ago

[unhingedcheeto]

Hey chat, does it ever actually get better?

[thefarawaystar]

The world is so big, and it's a terribly lonely place.

[lemoneychicken]

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[specialneedz]

hrgh

[icm-art]

Me: I will draw fan art

Me: **draws heinously**

Me: I will never make art again