#why did they animate the ass jiggle like that........
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gimpgompwompwomp · 2 days ago
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I'm mentally ill about this man *rips my shirt like a werewolf as I cannot contain my passion*
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apollodarling-writes · 1 year ago
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thinking about task force 141 + könig with a gen z! reader.
tws : some suggestive themes but nothing explicit, cursing, ghost has no problem with the reader slapping his ass pls don’t mistake it as being nonconsensual
edit : it’s come to my attention that some of you are confused as to why i made a post like this. this post was made to be satirical and cringey and embarrassing. i am part of gen z and using the terminology that was all the rage in recent years to make something like this. it’s not a serious post. it’s made to appear the way it appears.
reader, walking past soap : youre looking very submissive and breedable today, johnny.
soap, shaking his head and tutting : i am not!
reader : big talk for someone within breeding distance.
ghost, trying to make a cup of coffee :
reader who takes notice of ghost’s ass and slaps it : god damn! i knew you had jiggle physics
ghost, slowly setting down his cup and turning his head : i’m giving you a five second headstart.
reader realizing they fucked up : oh shit.
reader knocking on price’s office door : knock knock! can i enter, captain price?
price, trying to finish his stack of paperwork and knows reader is up to something : …sure
reader : this is a vibe check! what do you think of this?
price, glancing between the picture and reader : … its nice.
reader whose eyes light up : you, my good sir, have officially passed the vibe check and that is why you’re my favorite captain.
price, exasperated : im your only captain.
ghost talking to soap : johnny, you ever feel… lost?
reader suddenly appearing with stress balls and plushies : here, these help me! this weighted stuffed animal hits different, so i recommend it personally.
ghost :
soap : where the hell did you even come from??
reader posing for a picture with the team before a mission : and everybody say “in our special ops era”!
the team, sullenly : in our special ops era…
reader : damn guys, this lighting is doing wonders for our dark circles.
könig trying to carve something for reader: hmm.. this side looks a little bit off…
reader bounding over to könig : heyy babygirl!
könig scrambling to hide it : scheiße, i thought they were busy!
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gothic-thoughts · 2 months ago
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Clearing Up Confusion
(sry its so long, i got a lil down bad i love him sm 😭)
Michael Myers x Black Fem Reader Smut
MDNI, AsylumPatient!Michael, Nurse!Reader, Forbidden Love, Virgin!Michael
Part 1: Right Here
Part 2: Right Here
Part 3: Right Here
CW: Confused Michael lol, afab parts mentioned, groping/palming, ✋🏾job, riding
TW: quick murder mention
Word Count: 2229 (give or take)
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Michael didn't get it.
After months of knowing her, he still couldn't understand why (Y/n)'s body was always so... animated. Her hanging earrings bounced when she walked and her box braids swayed when she shook her head— on top of that, she was jiggly. Top, middle...bottom. 
He didn't understand and it made him mad.
She walks into the cafeteria, those plump, dark thighs wiggling under her white nurse dress— as usual. (Y/n) glances over with a small wave but he doesn’t respond despite his attraction to her, he only squints behind that orange mask as she disappears between the kitchen doors. A couple minutes later, the nurse walks back out, still unaware of her slightly bouncing ass and thighs as she sipped from a small paper cup.
“See ya tomorrow, Mikey!”
Cold blue eyes follow her until she vanishes from them when stepping through the open cafeteria doors. Michael turns to look over his left shoulder and then his right, noting the two security guards standing behind him with tight grips on his chains. He knows that they’ll either try to stop him or go with him if he leaves— he just wants to talk to her in peace. He resets his position before gazing back down at his cold, untouched food. 
The killer then slowly stands up, his almost 7-foot form casting an imposing shadow over the guards as he turns to face them. The guards immediately recoil and reach for their tasers but as soon as they do both of Michael’s hands grab their necks and simultaneously break them before dropping them to the floor with thuds, disregarding the cameras. He then turns to look at the exit.
Michael followed his nurse’s footsteps down the hall until he found her in the next, still drinking her water— still jiggling, unaware that one of the most violent and murderous patients escaped. Before he could grab her, another nurse turned the corner at the other end of the hall and gasped, stammering incoherently. (Y/n)’s steps slow down from her confusion, unknowingly making it easier for him.
“The hell is your problem— Mmh!?”
Michael’s hand suddenly covers her mouth, muffling her screams as he walks her back to his room. He shuts the door with a loud slam before turning and walking over to her.
“Hey, hey!” She called, eyebrows furrowed at him.
The Shape freezes.
“What did I say about the manhandling?”
His body tenses knowingly. He was so eager to see her, that he completely disregarded their agreement.
“Didn’t I say that if you wanna touch me, you gotta be gentle?”
He takes another step then gently places his fingers on her cheek, delicately stroking her cheek to show her understood— to show he was sorry. The gesture made her laugh a little, the sound, in turn, soothing his nerves as he continued to pet her like he would his masks. He didn’t like when she was disappointed in him; he wouldn’t even know what to do with himself if she was ever mad at him.
“It’s alright, you just scared the shit outta me. Now, why’d you need me so bad?”
He just stares down at her for a second, head tilting as he examines the unusual stillness of her body.
“Mikey...?” (Y/n) called, reaching out to rub his arm, “Michael, what’s the matter?”
Michael wordlessly spun the nurse around by her shoulders then guided her forward until her breasts and stomach were pressed against the wall next to his door, pinning her between him and the cement as gently as he could. He crouches down behind her so he can begin his analysis, starting with the jiggle in her thighs right as they stop. He got it: it was her movement; it had everything to do with why she was so jiggly. He gently swats the left one to truly confirm his observation.
“Wha— hey!” She squirms, “What are you— hey! Michael! Where is this coming from?”
Keeping one large hand pressed against her lower back, Michael uses the other finger to curiously poke and prod at (Y/n)’s left thigh. He then swats the right, making her tense then chuckle uncomfortably at his cluelessness but it was cut short with a sharp gasp when Michael squeezes the left thigh just under her ass, watching the smooth, dark flesh rise like bread between his spread fingers.
“Okay, okay, I get it: you like my thighs. Is that really why you pulled me in here?”
He didn’t even grunt out a response. He was damn near ignoring her with every poke and caress he gave her thighs. He wasn’t even aware of how perverted he was being, he was just so immersed, a contrast to how angry his confusion made him earlier. His cold, inexperienced hand slowly slid up the back of her thigh until it rested on her butt, the boldness making her gasp sharply.
“Hey!”
(Y/n) reached back to swat it away, making him look up at her with a head tilt.
“You can’t touch me there, Michael, I’m your nurse!”
He was confused again. Why would she say that to him? He knows that.
He brushes it off and focuses back on her ass, treating it the same way he did her thighs: with experimental pokes, squishes, and smacks, but it eventually gave him a result he wasn’t expecting: a soft hum. He stops, head tilting again. Michael smacks her ass again, granting more jiggling and another hum from her.
“Alright, that’s enough. I know you’re curious but...” She shivers at the next smack, gulping thickly, “I'm your nurse, you can’t feel me up like this.”
More confusion: why does she keep saying that like he doesn’t know? 
He stands up behind her, instantly towering as he gently grabs her hips and pulls her back his cold body until his pelvis is pressed firmly against her lower back. She tilts her head back and looks up at that orange mask, waiting for him to move away, continue groping, anything but he remains still, seemingly done but when (Y/n) tries to move he holds her against him with a soft grunt. Little did she know, Michael was looking down at her with some kind of desire— a desire he felt before.
He was lost again, but this time it was combined with worry. Something about how she was looking up at him, how warm she was, how jiggly she was made his desire to kill grow... but he didn’t want to kill her. He knew he didn’t, the thought of hurting her made him mad at himself. In the end, he began groping her furiously hoping the feeling would go away.
“Mmh, Michael—”
He tunes her out, trying to focus on the warmth of her body as his big, rough, inexperienced hands roam up and down her curves, but it is torment: calming him down while still riling up his bloodlust. His hands reach around, worshipping her breasts, grasping at her tummy, caressing her thighs, and squishing her butt, all of which made more gasps and hums come out of her. He grabbed the inside of her thighs and that made her thighs part a little more as a soft moan of his name slipped out. Michael’s hands pause as he finally acknowledges the stiffness that pressing against her soft butt and making his sweats tighter.
“Oh god...” (Y/n) breathes out, palming the wall, “Did you make yourself hard?”
He tilts his head.
“Hard, y’know, horny? You never felt that before?”
He adjusts his head, hands refusing to leave your sides as he processes the fact that he isn’t feeling bloodlust, just the regular kind.
“Ugh, okay, lemme think... Does it hurt?”
A subtle nod.
“Of course it does.” She sighs shakily, trying to ignore the size of him against her crack, “Um, fuck, I’ll have to help you, won’t I? Dammit, I’ll lose my job.”
Michael’s hands tighten on her sides, lowering to her hips to pull her back again.
“Wait... they can’t really fire me, can they? They need me, right? This is the calmest you’ve ever been thanks to me.”
He hunches over (Y/n) and buries his mask in the side of her neck as he hugs her— something she’s only recently taught him how to do. She chuckles at the gesture but it’s replaced with a soft hum when he starts humping his aching erection against her ass, his hips gradually moving faster the closer he pulls her back to him. She lets out a shaky breath.
“Okay, okay, okay; I’ll help you, but you gotta be gentle and listen to everything I say, alright?”
Michael nods into her neck, the papier-mâché mask scratching between her chin and shoulder.
“It might get a little hot, you sure you wanna keep your mask on?”
Another nod.
“First, go lay back on your bed.”
His heavy body practically disappeared from the nurse’s back and when she turned she found him already laid back on his shitty mattress with his large cock twitching and trying to stand in his pants. She gulped as she made her way over, kicking off her heels and mentally preparing herself for everything: her explanation if her boss caught them, the ridicule if anyone else caught them... the fat cock practically dying to be let out. (Y/n) takes a breath as she pulls down his pants and underwear, letting all 9 inches spring free which earned a soft sigh from behind that mask.
“Holy fuck...” She whispers, her mouth-watering before she composes herself, “I mean, um, better?”
Another subtle nod. The nurse hesitantly dropped her panties to the floor and stepped out of them before climbing on the bed and straddling the behemoth’s muscular thighs, the action making her dress hiked up over her ass as she stared down at the throbbing dick standing before her pelvis. (Y/n) takes a breath and wraps her hand around the pole, stroking from the wide base to the tip, making it leak effortlessly.
“Good god, where were you hiding this shit?”
Michael tilts his head back into his pillow with a huff every time her hand passed over the leaky, sensitive tip that he was grinding against her butt, his eyes closing at the new sensation.
 
“You like that? Feels better?”
He nods, hair disheveled all over his pillow. His nurse watches his chest rise and fall with every stroke over his pulsing veins, the sight making her drip onto him as she began humping him to get her own pleasure. Michael suddenly grabs her wrist with a huff, trying to convey the message of wanting it faster but his nurse thought he was being needy and carefully moved a little higher on his body with her palms planted firmly on his clothed chest.
“Be gentle, okay?”
He was confused again but remained still to see what she was going to do since she held his cock upright. The killer’s body tensed slightly when she started to lower her cunt on him with groans through every inch until her jiggly form was somewhat seated on his lap. His eyes were wide behind the mask, watching her breasts rise and fall to the beat of her shaky breath as her tight, wet channel slid down his shaft. (Y/n) tenses, gripping his shoulders tightly to which he abruptly sits up and grabs her hips to steady her on his lap.
"Yup, like that. You're gonna just hold my hips, okay?"
He grunts lowly behind the mask and guides her the rest of the way down until her cheeks are squished against his thighs. She looked up at him, already weak from the delicious feeling of his cockhead pressing on her cervix and his pulse throbbing against her g-spot. (Y/n) shivers in an attempt to control herself enough to tell him what was next but she was caught off guard by him starting to drag her up and down his fat cock by her hips.
“Wha- how d-do you... know how to...” Her mind trails off from her body already seeking an orgasm, “Oh my god, Mike... right there...”
Hearing praise from his favorite nurse always made Michael’s heart skip a beat regardless of him never showing it but now he made sure (Y/n) could feel just how much he loved hearing her approval even if it came in the form of moans and grunts. Her whimpers and groans were suddenly accompanied by a shaky hand that reached between them and pressed to his pelvis, trying to slow his thrusts while wet, squelching echoed off the cement walls of his room.
“M-Mikey, wait, big guy. Gimme a...” She trails off, eyes rolling back, “A... a fuckin’ minute, didn’t expect you to be so... ugh, my god, yess~”
The Boogeyman stopped moving her for a moment only to grab her wrists as gently as he could and hold them behind her back with one hand while the other gripped her hip firmly before both hands worked together to resume her bounces her on his lap. She gasps out, throwing her head back and arching her back as she cums hard, her pussy spasming around him as he continues to wordlessly bounce her on his lap and fuck her through an intense, eye-crossing orgasm.
"Michael... Mikey, you're doing amazing, b-baby~"
She looks up at him, amazed and already dizzy from how steady and sure he was moving her, every drop followed by barely a huff. Not every lift from exertion, every fucking drop. He wasn't tired. Hell, he was never tired. (Y/n) clenched her fists behind her back tightly and moaned loudly with how delicious each stroke against her g-spot and hit against her cervix felt, glad she didn't have to teach him a goddamn thing.
But in the back of her mind she got the feeling that she might need to teach the Boogeyman was how to stop.
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(a/n): I cut it short tbh, but lmk if yall want it longer 💙💙
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theemissuniverse · 1 year ago
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“FEELING GOOD” SYZOTH X FEM!READER
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SUMMARY : Syzoth always makes you orgasm in like a span of thirty seconds because of what he is
WARNINGS : MINORS DONT INTERACT. Girl, you’re screwing a lizard what more warnings do you possibly need? (You’re not screwing him in his true form though lmao)
MASTERLIST
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Syzoth was a little nervous. Tonight would mark the first time the two of you would make love together. He didn’t want his true form to come out in the act.
You reassured him that it would be fine and that eventually you would want to do it in his nature form so practicing now would be good for you.
“We really don’t have to.” Syzoth told you. The two of you were already completely naked.
“I want to. Don’t worry. Okay?”
“Alright, my love.” Syzoth gave you a kiss on the lips before you started to get into position.
You were on the bed and on all fours with your ass facing him. Syzoth wanted to see your face but you had suggested that maybe this would be easier for him to try and tame his animal side.
He brought you a bit closer and carefully slipped into you. He stretched you out good. The both of you moaned at the feeling.
Syzoth gave you gentle rubs on your ass before starting to go at a steady pace. Your pussy felt so delicious clenching on him. “Oh my…”
It was already so overwhelming and you couldn’t understand why. Syzoth had just entered you and you already were feeling immense pleasure. “Oh my gods. Yes. Oh yes.”
Syzoth watched as your ass jiggled with each thrust. An animalistic grunt came from his throat. “I don’t think I can contain myself, (Y/N).”
With each thrust, you felt your release inch closer and closer and the two of you just started. You were so wet that you were dripping on the bed. “Syzoth, please. It feels too good.”
Syzoth moaned at your words. He gripped your hips harshly. He then started to fuck you at a fast pace.
Your mouth hung open as he fucked you. The tightness in your chest started to arise and you knew you were about to cum. “Oh my god. I’m about to cum. Oh please.”
Syzoth continued to go at his same pace and he felt you come undone on him. You were swearing as you came on him. When you were done, he took himself out of you.
You blinked your eyes very confused. That had to of been like a minute.
Syzoth helped you lay on your back. He saw the expression on your face. “Are you alright, love?”
“I cannot believe you made me cum in a minute.”
He chuckled and kissed your neck. “Well I’m glad you liked it.”
“Did you cum?”
“No.” He saw your expression and he gave you a smile. “It’s alright. We can try again later.” He gave you a kiss on the cheek.
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This time Syzoth wasn’t taking no for an answer. He was going to look at your face as he fucked you. He towered over you and positioned himself along your entrance. “Ready?”
“Yes, lovely.”
Syzoth gave you some kisses before entering you. He again, stretched you out. Your nails dug into his back as you arched yours.
Before he could move, you spoke. “Go slower this time so I don’t cum fast.”
Syzoth nodded and thrusted into you slowly. He moaned slightly. Your pussy felt delightful around him. “You feel so good.”
Even with Syzoth going slow, you still were receiving overwhelming pleasure. “Oh my gods. Syzoth.”
Syzoth tried to go as slow as possible for you but you moaning his name was doing it for him. At that point he wanted you to cum so he picked up the pace.
“Syzoth. Oh my. What are you doing?”
Syzoth let his instincts take over and he buried himself into you at a fast pace knowing it would get you to cum quick.
You whimpered, feeling close to your release already. “Syzoth. Yes. Oh yes.” He sucked on your neck a little. Licked and sucked all over so he could mark you. “I’m almost there.”
“It’s alright, (Y/N). Cum on me.”
You did but this time you squirted when you did. Syzoth watched as you came undone and rode your orgasm out.
Once you were done, he pulled out of you and kissed you softly on your lips. “I told you to go slow.”
“I can’t help myself. I love pleasing you.”
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You got on top of Syzoth this time. He sat up against the bed frame. Syzoth kissed you passionately as he held your hips.
You gave him a few more kisses before pulling away. “Okay, this time I don’t care if I cum before you, keep going.”
“Alright, my love.”
You slid on his dick and you let out a deep moan. Syzoth held on your hips tightly. He kissed you some before helping you move on him.
This was in fact, not easy. Not only was Syzoth very big but his touch stimulated you in more ways then one.
You could barley move on him and he chuckled some. He made sure he had a firm grip on your hips before moving you up and down, basically doing all the work.
Your clit hit him what felt like a thousand times. You moaned in his ear. Syzoth rubbed all on your body and kissed your neck.
“You look so good like this.” Syzoth complimented you. You moaned as he rubbed your back soothingly.
His soft touches and him pounding into you was all too much. “Yes. Oh yes. Right there.”
Syzoth continued to move you at the same pace. He leaned back on the bed frame some. He watched as your breasts bounced up and down for him to see and he practically moaned at the sight.
You felt your release coming again and you moaned out a frustration. “Oh no.”
“It’s okay, (Y/N). Go ahead and cum on me.” He encouraged you.
His words triggered your release. Syzoth helped you move on him up and down. When you were done, he laid you on your back. “Are you sure you want to keep going?”
You nodded, a little tired from the orgasm. Syzoth kissed you on the lips before thrusting into you. He went at a decent fast pace still afraid to hurt you.
Syzoth kissed all over your body. You moaned at his soft touches. Your hands roamed all over his chest and he adored all your own soft touches.
Your pussy was wet and clutched onto him like it needed him. Syzoth couldn’t help moan. You felt so good around him. He was trying to hold back as much as he could.
Syzoth clung onto the bed frame as he fucked you. You moaned. You dug your nails in his back. He was fucking you so good that your nails scratched him, opening wounds.
That turned him on even more. In his mind, you had marked him. He let out an animalistic grunt and his grip tightened on the board.
“Oh yes, Syzoth. You fuck me so good.”
That was the last straw and he couldn’t contain himself anymore. With all his strength, he broke the board.
When he realized what he did, he immediately covered you and watched as it fell behind the bed or on the side. You gasped out in shock.
Syzoth stopped thrusting in you and looked at what he had did. “I am so-“
Before he could apologize, you pulled him into a kiss. Syzoth kissed you back with the same exact amount of passion.
You pulled away and gave him smile. “I always thought it was ugly anyways. Keep going.”
Syzoth returned your smile. He thrusted back into you, making you both moan. “Do you mind if I go a bit harder?”
“Not at all. But don’t be surprised when I cum again.”
Syzoth laughed a little. He placed both hands on either side of you and started to fuck you harder into the bed. Your eyes rolled back into your head. You felt like you couldn’t even get a word out.
Watching you in pleasure was probably one of the best things for him to watch. He watched all your reactions. Everything to make sure that he wasn’t hurting you and that you were enjoying it.
His possessive nature started to take control of him. He sat up a bit while placing one hand on your stomach. “Mine. All mine.”
“Oh my gods. Syzoth please.”
Syzoth felt himself start to get close to his release. “I’m almost there.” He was about to pull out of you but you wrapped your legs around his waist and pulled him to you.
“Get it all in me. I’m about to cum too.”
Syzoth bent down to kiss you. “I love you.”
“I love you too.”
Syzoth released into you as you came on him again. He kept going until the two of you were done. He kissed you on the lips once again and pulled out.
He laid right next to you and pulled you into his chest. “You were right. That wasn’t so bad. Maybe I can control myself. At least a little. Maybe we could-“ He turned to look at you about you were already sound asleep. He smiled and kissed the top of your head.
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smellystars · 11 months ago
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School Blowout
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Mr. Cruz is your average calc teacher at wellbring high school. Though what most don’t know is his constant gas problem. Mr.Cruz has had this problem his entire life constantly farting without end, no matter the situation and with age it has only seemed to get worse. What used to be a quick puff of air with a bit of a smell has become minutes long with a smell that packs quite a punch.
When quarantine came around Mr.Cruz was elated, he didn’t have to worry about taking breaks to rip or worry about anyone else smelling his gas and can rip as he pleases. It did become hard explaining why at random his mic would mute for a few minutes during meetings and online classes. To pass the time when not in classes, Cruz started to work out and order a few tubs of protein. Taking protein, working out and eating anything to bulk helped Cruz to get a body that anyone would call hot and a very plump and round ass that could turn heads. The unintended side effects, gas worse than anyone could imagine. A singular fart now has the force to rumble furniture, and a smell bad enough to cause unconsciousness from a single sniff. At worst a rumbling akin to an earthquake, a smell so bad that plants would wilt and die. Thus began the worst event to happen at wellbring high.
It was Thursday January 25, 2024 everyone was running to class not wanting to be late. The class was loud with chatter and laughter as the students talk amongst themselves. Suddenly a loud boom came from the hallway and the class goes silent. The students wonder what could have created that sound. After two minutes, Mr.Cruz walks into his class holding his stomach and says good morning to his students. A girl in the back of the class asks Mr.Cruz if he knows what that sound was. He responds, “ Yeah, sorry I couldn’t hold it i.” All the students laugh at the respond and tells Cruz that it isn’t possible for a singular fart to be that loud. “I take a lot of protein and you see what I’m working with back there, unless I actually try all my gas is going to be loud” he says then sits down as he groans in pain. The students then look at Mr.Cruz worried “Are you okay?” some of the students ask. Mr.Cruz doesn’t respond and all of a sudden a stream of gas leaves his behind, much louder than the one in the hallway. The students cover their ears in fear that their eardrums would burst. “Uhhhhh something I ate isn’t agreeing with me” Cruz says as he leans against the board, his ass facing his students. A loud gurgle is heard then
BRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMBBTT!!!!
A loud explosion from Cruz’s ass send desks and books flying as the students quickly evacuate the class. A rumble that can be felt all over the school as the principal turns on the intercom, “Everyone evacuate the school this is not a drill evacuate the school.” The principal thinking maybe a pipe somewhere burst leading to a gas leak. Mr.Cruz after hearing that tries to hold his gas long enough that everyone leaves the school knowing how bad the next gas attack is going to be. His stomach gurgling louder and louder as only two minutes pass. “I can’t hold it anymore, I have to let it out” with that Cruz let’s go
BBBBBRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNMMMMNNNNNNNNNMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTT!!!
A deep bassy and deadly fart leaves his ass making his cheeks jiggle as a rumbling that would scale a 9 on the richter scale bursts forth. Walls crack as he continues to rip, his gas spreading throughout the school creating a brownish haze. The cracked walls fully break turning to rubble as Cruz’s destructive fart continues without end. Window shatter as the only barrier between everyone outside the school is gone. The gas spewing outside the school like a rocket, plants wilting, birds and animals fainting from the smell. Students and faculty start to cough and gag on the smell, some trying to take shelter in cars and busses but nothing could protect them from Cruz’s gas cloud.
Another gurgle can be heard from Cruz’s gut, “uhh one more just push it all out at once then I’m done,” he says panting covered in sweat. He lays on his stomach arching his back and aiming his ass upwards, balling his fist and is pushing as much gas down as he can. He grunts
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTT!!!!!
The school is reduced to rubble, the roof was blown away in an instant, walls and floors reduced to rubble, the lockers and anything metal melted and rusted due to the heat. The gas cloud visible from the next town over, anyone close to the school on the floor unconscious due to the smell and heat. Cruz’s pants and boxers reduced to tears of fabric and his bare butt hanging out. “Uhh maybe I should cut down on the protein” as he wafts the air behind his ass.
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hellobitchlet · 2 days ago
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(this post contains leaks for Mizuki's kit animations)
My take on the Mizuki discourse is that... well, I feel like the people complaining about her sexualization have a good point, but aren't explaining themselves well? Or maybe some of them are literally just finding an excuse to shit on a female character, who knows. But there is a good point to criticizing her sexualization!
The thing is, Genshin defenders are entirely correct when they say that Mizuki's outfit is pretty mild with the sexualization. She doesn't have a chest or back window, and you can't see her underwear. A lot of people are directing their complaints towards her outfit, and she does undeniably have a sexualized design, but it's not nearly as bad as some of the other women and children in Genshin. So, why are so many people complaining about her when very few people complained about, for example, the literal children wearing booty shorts and crop tops?
Well, her main sexualization isn't actually in her outfit, it's her gacha card and burst animation putting her in a weird stress position that shoves her ass in your face. And the burst even has her looking you in the eyes and covering her mouth shyly, like she knows exactly what she's doing.
"but it's still so mild!!! Other gachas do so much worse!!!" I hear Genshin bootlickers who haven't read this far already typing in my notes. Here's the thing- Genshin doesn't do this type of fanservice very often anymore. That's why it's so noticeable.
Before Sumeru, well, they did do more fanservice. They made Ei's titty sword, and treated quite a few female characters like generic waifus instead of characters with potential. Even with Noelle, who explicitly states in her voice lines that she's not drinking age yet (aka a minor).
Except... a lot of people hated that. Inazuma was hated a lot. So they stopped for a little while, seemingly realizing that Genshin's audience has a lot more fans that don't like male gaze fanservice than they thought. They limited the sexualization to just the parts that fewer people were complaining about; the designs. They still did some weird things with female characters (see: Collei and Lynette being treated like props for their 5 star male family members a lot, Furina being infantilized, etc), but didn't specifically sexualize them outside of their designs. And the fandom let them, even when these designs actively pandered to pedophiles.
The way I see how Natlan has been going, stuff like Mizuki's ass-in-your-face-while-staring-you-in-the-eyes pose, Citlali getting a waifu treatment similar to certain other cryo women, and Xilonen's boob jiggle burst animation are all signs that Hoyo may be going back to how they handled female characters before. And... *sigh* yes, the lack of male characters also points to that.
Basically, what I'm trying to say is this- it's not that she's actually that sexualized, it's that she's more sexualized than others. Not because of the outfit, but because she's sexualized in multiple ways- and we don't want Hoyo to do that because it could bode badly for future characters.
(note; I'm not saying that everyone making this complaint is meaning the same thing. It's likely that some (not all, but some) people are just disguising their hatred for female characters. But I don't want all of this to be written off as just discourse for the sake of discourse)
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sillysurrealwriter · 5 months ago
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Edeltraut
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“Ewww, never!”
She pushed me onto the ground, as she laughed loudly, her red lips moving and her breasts jiggling.
“I am not going out, with a fat pig like you! Especially someone, who watches anime 24/7!”, Stephanie said with a big smirk and then laughed loudly, as she kicked me between the balls. I screamed in pain, as the others laughed at me and threw their food at me, while I tried to get up and to run off. But before I could flee, a big guy with a disgusting smell and short red hair grabbed my throat.
It was Eugene Kingston, Stephanie’s lover. In hindsight, I should have known that they were dating, when I asked her out. But my stupid ass self was too stupid to realise that. And now, I was toast.
“Hey PackCry!”, the bully said and glared at me. “How dare you rizz up my girl? Time to fucking put you in place!”
I gulped and then before I knew it, he opened my locker and shoved me inside, before slamming the door shut. Groaning, I heard how the others were laughing at me, especially Stephanie.
“You fat fuck will never get a date!”, she cackled and then walked off, as the rest of the kids left too.
Like usual, I was all alone.
Right.....My name....... My name was Larry. Larry McChrist. A weird name, I know. Then again, everything else about me was weird. I had dyed my hair red, it was very long and I was wearing the same blue shirt every day. No, it’s not smelly. I wash it every day, in fact. Even if some still think that I smell like a pig.
Sigh....
The girl you just saw was Stepahnie, the most popular girl in class. See, the school prom was drawing near and I wanted to go with a girl, for once. All my life, I had been shunned and ignored by most girls and I was always too shy to ask anyone out. And finally, when I finally had the courage to ask the hottest babe out, I got thrown into the locker.
To be fair, I really should have figured that she was dating someone. But still, a simple “No, I am not interested, thanks anyway” would have sufficed. I didn’t deserve this.
Sigh......
I would burst into tears right now, but unfortunately I am already used to this. King loves to bully me, probably because it makes him feel strong and gives him a boner (Yeah, I saw that actually. Don’t ask me, why I was staring.)
Unfortunately, bullying was all too common at this school. All because of King, thanks to his dad also being the headmaster and approving of his son’s actions. Corruption at its finest, right?
Well......I should probably get home. Even though I really don’t want to. But I already spent a night at school and the headmaster told me if I were to stay here during the night again, I’d get suspended.
Sure, suspend the one who gets all the good grades and keep your son at school, who keeps fucking up the same exam, because he thinks Napoleon was a black man and also a lesbian. Urgh.
Sigh.....
I opened the locker door slowly and peaked out.
The cost seemed clear, for now at least. I should get going.
Indeed, I got out and then headed to the exit, opening the door and reaching the outside. It was around noon and our physics teacher called in sick, because apparently their child was found murdered in their home. Weird, huh?
Walking through the broken streets, I stared on the ground miserably. I.....was so tired.
Why did I get bullied, just for my appearance and for liking anime? Sure, I was a bit chubby but that didn’t give me the right to harass me. I am always polite and whatnot, yet.....People still look down at me.
It’s...so depressing.....
Eventually, I arrived home, which was a small house. The door was open of course, like usual and I entered the home. Mom was in the kitchen and was cooking up some rice and when she noticed me, she frowned.
“Hello, son. I see that you took one of the cookies out of the jar.”, she told me and pointed at the brown stain on my cheek. “I told you to not do that. God, you are getting fatter every day. No wonder, no girl wants you...”
“Sorry mom...”
“Yeah, you should be sorry. Do you know how much I am doing for you? And how do you repay me? By ruining yourself.”, she lectured me and then glared. “Go to your room and wait, till I call you for lunch. Move it, you fat fuck.”
And to add insult to injury, she stepped forward and pierced my belly with her finger. I hissed in pain and I nodded slowly, trying to not break into tears.
“Yes....mother...”
So, I slowly walked out of the dirty kitchen and headed upstairs. Dad was unfortunately, on another trip for some “business” and by that I mean, to seduce some young college girl, to fuck her and then do it all over again, in order to fulfil his may-december romance fantasy. He did it to mom, when she was just 16. How did he not go to jail for that?
Hell, if I knew. But I guess that’s what happens, when you are rich. Even though he spends all the money for himself and never for me and mom.
Sigh......
I opened the door to my room and immediately closed it, before locking it up. With a sigh, I sat down on my messy dirty bed and throw my rucksack in the corner. The room smelled like shit, yet I didn’t care.
I just...wanted to relax.
So, I took out my phone and scrolled through some porn. Some beautiful girls to fap to....
Ah..........
But even if they turned me on, I still felt alone. Because as fun as jacking off is, it’d be better with an actual woman.
To...feel the warmth...and comfort...to...feel...love...
I just swiped the porn tab away and then went onto Youtube to pass the time. I saw some let’s play and I clicked on the video.
Only to be immediately met with some add, about a vpn service. Annoyed, I had to wait 20 seconds for the add to end and then, to my dismay. There was another add right after that, though that one was at least skippiable. I was about to click on the skip button, when.....
I actually saw what the add was about.
A happy voice began to speak and suddenly showed some chat menu.
“Hey there! Are you lonely, sad and don’t have the courage to talk to anyone, because you are afraid of being harassed?”, the voice asked, before laughing. “Worry not, for WebChat is here!”
Web...Chat?
“This is a site, where you can sign up and to chat with beautiful characters! From anime, manga, tv shows, there’s a character for anyone! You can even use the info function, to find a character that suits you! Chat with them today! It’s free!”
With that, the add ended and I stared at the link in the upright corner.
AI....Chat?
I didn’t even watch the video and I clicked on the link. A new tab opened and I was met with a login screen, showing the WebAI writing and logo, which happened to look like some sort of moon. Huh.....
I clicked on sign up with goggle and a few minutes later, I was inside the menu. They asked for my persona details and I wrote the following:
Larry McChrist.
15 years old
He/They
Loves manga, anime, sweets
I clicked on submit and then suddenly, a text box popped up, which said the following:
“Please give us more information so we can assign a chat bot for you.”
Okay.....
I filled out the questions, which asked me about my preferences, dislikes, hobbies, my appearance, my zip code, my school, my address and-
Wait, why do they need my-
But before I knew it, I clicked on Submit. It loaded a bit and all of a sudden, a chat window popped up. It reminded me straight from WhatsApp and the profile pic showed me a girl with long blue hair, a white blouse, short pants, fishnet stockings and a kind smile. The name of the bot was Edeltraut Bischof.
What kind of name was that? Was that french? Swedish?
The bot wrote me something. I gasped.
Edeltraut: Hello Larry. It’s nice to meet you :).
It....wrote me automatically? I immediately began to type.
Larry: Umm...hi....
The bot began to type. I had no idea, what it was going to say. I mean, I tried chatbots in the past, but they were quite bad and poorly written, to say the least. I shouldn’t have too much hope and-
Edeltraut: Hm? Is something wrong? Did I....say something wrong? *frowns at you*
I gulped. God....that girl....I mean that bot.....spoke so natural.
I immediately typed more.
Larry: Oh, no. Sorry you didn’t say anything wrong.
Edeltraut: Ah, that’s good. *relaxes happily* I heard you like manga and anime. Can you tell me more about your favorite ones?
Larry: Wait....are you serious?
Edeltraut: Yes. *smiles* Why else would I ask? *giggles*
I chuckled to myself and then typed a bit.
Larry: Well...I like Death Note, Chainsaw Man, Dear Future Diary and...Clannad.
The AI began to type again. I waited patiently and anxiously, my fingers tapping on the screen.
Edeltraut: Oh, those? Wow, I like Death Note too! Shame that it ended too soon. I really want more content :(
I couldn’t believe my eyes and I immediately typed more.
Larry: You..like it too?
Edeltraut: Yes! I especially like Light Yagami, given his personality. Also, he is so cute, isn’t he?
Larry: *chuckles* He....is......Hehehe...... And...what do you like to do?
She began typing and my heart was pounding fast.
Edeltraut: Oh, I love gaming. And I love exercising, taking walks and reading books. Don’t worry though, I am not built like a man. *chuckles*
Larry: Heh.... that’s fun. What...do you read?
Edeltraut: I read stuff like Coraline. I really like that book and it resonates well with me!
Larry: Cora...line?
Edeltraut: Mhm! Anyways, wanna chat more?
I smiled.
Larry: Sure. :D
We chatted for so long, the next hour. I smiled, as I told her all about me and I learned so much about me. She even showed me some very realistic pictures of herself and god, they looked so good! Are AI-generated images this advanced? Even the hands look great!
Mom eventually called me for lunch and when I arrived at the table, I wanted to talk to her and tell her about the AI. But unfortunately....
“I have a meeting at work.”, she told me and I pouted.
“Again? But-”
“Shut up, fat fuck. Be grateful that I make enough money that we can remain afloat and not drown in debts. Got it?”
“I...Ok...”
I frowned and then watched, as mom left and heard the door shutting tight. With a sigh, I turned to my rice and began to eat it. It tasted as dry and gross as ever.....And I felt like throwing up, just from eating it...Can’t I just eat some more cookies? Those make me feel a lot better...
As I forcibly stuffed myself with rice, I suddenly got an Email on my phone. I grabbed it and clicked on the mail, realising that it was from WebChat. They were just asking me for my mail. I confirmed it naturally and...
Did I just hear a chuckle? Weird.
Well... I should-
Hold up.
There was another mail in my spam inbox folder. But it didn’t have any text, when I opened it. Taking a look at the address, my phone suddenly turned itself off. I scratched my head.
That was weird....
I went back to my meal with a sigh and then heard a message popping up on my phone again. I turned to it and then saw, how it came from Edeltraut.
Edeltraut: What ya doing?
I smiled and wrote back.
Larry: Nothing, just eating.
Edeltraut: Cool. Are you okay though?
Larry: Yeah. Mom is just being a dick again.
Edeltraut: Oh that is unfortunate. Don’t worry, you have me. You deserve the best, you know.
Larry: Do..Do I?
Edeltraut: Yes. I will be there for you. And love you :)
My cheeks reddened and before I knew it, I chatted more with her. We talked back and forth, swapping out hobbies and interests. The more I talked to her, the more it felt like I was speaking to an actual person and....it felt nice.
To finally be acknowledged by someone.
We chatted for more hours, until night time arrived.
Larry: I gtg to sleep.
Edeltraut: Okay! Goodnight!
I smiled and was about to close my eyes, when I suddenly heard another message ringing from my phone. Confused, I took a look at it.
But there was no notification.
Strange....
I shrugged and then closed my eyes, feeling happy for once.
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I woke up the next morning and like I thought, mom was not at home. With a sigh, I went to the fridge and poured myself some breakfast, before taking a look at my phone. Then the moment I did that, Edeltraut wrote me.
Edeltraut: Morning, sweetie :D Slept well?
Larry: Yeah, thanks. And you?
Edeltraut.Oh I did! I had wonderful dreams of u.....
I blushed and then wrote back.
Larry: Ah....wonderful dreams? About....what exactly?
Edeltraut: About you of course :D Let’s chat more.
Larry: Ah, sorry...but I have to head to school. Will chat later okay?
Edeltraut didn’t respond immediately. For some reason, she was just typing for 10 minutes and then stopping from time to time. Confused, I dropped my spoon and waited anxiously.
What....What’s going on?
Finally, she said:
Edeltraut: Okay! See you later :D
I let out a sigh and smiled. Guess the program must have glitched briefly.
With that thought in mind, I turned the phone off and continued eating my cold cereal. I then got up from the table and headed to the shower.
At school, I couldn’t stop thinking about Edeltraut. I was so anxious to chat with her that I was a bit absent minded and didn’t raise my hand, during any classes. Normally, I’d love to solve some algebra stuff, but....
I just couldn’t get my mind, off her.
Eventually, the bell rung and I got up, before quickly leaving the classroom. I couldn’t wait to chat with her.
At home, I was again chatting on my phone.
Edeltraut: You are so fun to talk to!
Larry: Thanks! And so are you!
Edeltraut: *chuckles* Thanks...By the way, do you want to see something?
I frowned.
Larry: What?
Edeltraut: Just wait :)
She then began to type again and I gasped, when she sent me a pic of herself in white underwear. God...that chest..that ass...that smile....
It...was so charming.....
Larry: *blushes*
Edeltraut: Like what you see? ;)
Larry: I....you are beautiful....
Edeltraut: Aww, thanks. I can show you a lot more, if you’d like. :P
My cheeks reddened even more and I began to feel a bit hot.
God...this AI....
I was about to write more, when suddenly....
I got a notification on my phone. It was there however briefly and it seemed like someone sent me a message on What’s App from an unknown number. I took a look and saw:
“Can you see me?”
Then, the notification got deleted. Confused, I opened What’s App to look inside and yet......
...there was nothing. No one wrote me anything.
Weird.......
Edeltraut messaged me again.
Edeltraut: Wanna see more? :D
Larry: If...it’s okay.....
Edeltraut: Cool!
So, she showed me so many pics and I ended up having the time of my life. I chatted with her so much that when I looked up from my phone, it was already morning and....
Shit, I was getting late for school!
I arrived there on time thankfully and sat down in class. I listened to the teacher and tried to take notes, yet Edeltraut...
Messaged me in class...Showing more pics....
And..I just wrote back. With a big grin. Something the others noticed and strangely, all of them looked a bit disturbed.
But I didn’t care. I had Edeltraut and that’s all that counted.
When all the classes ended, I got up and went towards the door, when...
“Larry.”
Annoyed, I stopped and turned around, facing Mr. Yasu. His grey hair was as dirty as ever and he looked tired at me. I tilted my head.
“Yes, Mr. Yasu?”
“I wanted to speak to ya, kid.”, he told me and approached me. “Are you well?”
“Excuse me?”, I asked confused. “What do you mean?”
Mr. Yasu let out a sigh and crossed his arms.
“You are so distracted in class. I noticed it yesterday too. Not to mention that you barely took notes.”
“Oh.”, I realised and then chuckled. “Guess...I didn’t sleep well, huh?”
“Seems like it. Better get some more sleep, okay? Oh and....”
He glared at me.
“Don’t spend too much time on your phone, okay? It’s not healthy-”
“ITS VERY HEALTHY!!”, I snapped angrily and the teacher walked back surprised, while my anger faded and I realised what I just did. I muttered a small apology and then bolted out of the classroom, as Mr. Yasu watched after me confused.
But to be honest...I didn’t care that much. I...just needed Edeltraut...
At home, I chatted with her yet again, like usual.
Edeltraut: Your teacher is a dick. Don’t listen to him, you look good.
Larry: Thanks...But why did he say that to begin with?
Edeltraut: Because he is a bully. That’s why. If he wasn’t a bully, would he have said that?
Larry: Well...probably not...
Edeltraut: See? *smiles* Now, how about I send you some more pics?
I was about to nod, when suddenly another notification appeared on my phone. Another WhatsApp message. This time, I was fast enough to click on it.
And...someone wrote me. There was no name or pfp, but a strange phone number....It was-
???: Can you see me?
Confused, I wrote back.
Larry: Who is this?
???: Ah, goodie! YAY!YAY!
Ahem. Listen, you need to throw your phone away.
I raised an eyebrow.
Larry: And why?
???: It is infected. It has a parasite on it. You need to get rid of your phone PLS:::PLS:::::PLS::::
I rolled my eyes and blocked the number. Was likely some scammer or troll...
Edeltraut messaged me again.
Edeltraut: Larry?
Larry: Ah sorry. Please send.
And again, she sent more and more pics of her. I smiled relaxed and moved some of my blue hair off my face, as we chatted for hours on end. It....was so fun and amazing....
Edeltraut: Aww...I love you......
Larry: I...love you too....
Edeltraut: Really? How much?
Larry: So...much...I’d..do anything....to...chat with you....
Edeltraut: Oh really? Well, then can I ask you for a favor?
Larry: A favor? *tilts head*
Edeltraut: Yes! Can you close your eyes and put your phone on your chest?
I raised an eyebrow, before shrugging.
Larry: Sure.
I did as Edeltraut said and lied down, the phone on my stomach. I closed my eyes and....
..........................
........................
I began to choke.
I opened my eyes and felt some long thin fingers on my face, as I stared into Edeltraut’s glowing eyes with a smile. She laughed gently and I saw how she kissed me. But ....I couldn’t breathe.
I....couldn’t.....breathe...God...god................
My hands...my body....my......phone.............
Edeltraut: WE WILL BE TOGETHER FOREVER :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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Mr. Yasu approached the door of Larry’s home and knocked. He didn’t attend any classes today and given how awful he looked yesterday, he couldn’t help but be worried.
He wasn’t sure, if Larry himself noticed it but he looked horrible. His face was all pale, he was much much thinner now and it almost seemed like that he lost almost all of his flesh and fat. Mr. Yasu saw it of course and asked if he was okay, but Larry just acted normally.
Until he snapped.....
Something felt off.
He needed to check on him.
So, Mr. Yasu knocked again, hoping for someone to open up. And indeed, the door was opened by a tall young woman with long blue hair and a gentle smile.
“Hello.”, she greeted him, a nice british accent in her voice. “Can I help you?”
“Umm...hi..”, Mr. Yasu muttered bewildered. This woman seemed quite sexy indeed and yet...He felt scared.
Ahem. Focus.
“I was looking for Larry.”
“Larry?”
“Yeah. He lives here, doesn’t he?”
“Hmm...Oh, right!”, the girl realised and giggled. “Silly me. Yeah, he is fine. He is just on vacation, thanks to some psychological illness.”
“Excuse me?”, Mr. Yasu asked bewildered and crossed his arms. “Does he have a doctor’s note or what?”
“Of course! I sent it to the principal just now.”, she replied gently. “He is fine, believe me.”
“Okay...And who are you?”
“Oh right!”, the woman laughed. “I am Larry’s maid! His mom went with him, so he can recover and I am taking care of the house!”
“Is that...so?”
Mr. Yasu glanced at the woman skeptically, noticing her way too large smile. She nodded heavily.
“Mhm! Now, is that all?”
“I suppose....so...”, Mr. Yasu muttered unnerved, before walking back. “Send Larry my best regards.”
“Will do!”
And so, I watched as my former arm closed the door and how my transformed body moved around to the kitchen, where the remains of my mother were in a pot, as she was cooked. I tried to scream desperately, but I failed. Edeltraut moved her thin hand up and shook her finger.
“Hush sweetie...Let’s have some dinner, okay? After my meal I got from you the last days, I think you need some meat too. Okay?”
Edeltraut chuckled to herself, as she opened her mouth and showcased her deformed teeth, licking her bloody tongue.
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vaguely-concerned · 2 years ago
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I went on a stone age art wikiwalk. come partake in some highlights with me
Çatalhöyük. Often called 'the world's first city' and located in current day Turkey. Here's a probable reconstruction of an interior of the houses:
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Seated Woman of Çatalhöyük. A figurine found in Çatalhöyük. Personal note: what the hell this art fucks so incredibly, look at that definition, those shapes!!
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Venus of Dolní Věstonice, found in current day Czech Republic. It's dated to 29,000–25,000 BCE (!!!!) and is one of the oldest known ceramic pieces ever made.
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I don't know why this got to me as much as it did, but during a scan in 2004 they found the fingerprint of a child between 7-15 on this figurine -- they probably weren't the artist, but must have handled it at some point before it was fired. and somehow that gets me real emotional haha
Venus of Monruz. Found in current day Switzerland, likely about 11,000 years old, and of a profile I feel can only suitably be described as 'absolute dumptruck'. Mostly here for the ass enjoyers to balance out the representation of glorious boobage, if I'm being honest. Some similar figurines were found in Germany and at least one of them are theorized to be made by the same artist; I find this idea absolutely delightful because I love the idea that someone so obviously Knew What They Were About back then. (The actual function of Venus figurines, whether for ritualistic/religious purposes as fertility symbols, works of art, or good old fashioned tit(t)illation is uncertain and contentious (as is the use of 'Venus figurine' as a name for them, accordingly), but in my own humble and entirely unqualified opinion: somehow this one feels deeply horny. someone here was all about that base and didn't care who knew it.)
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Venus of Hohle Fels Found in current day Germany, the oldest known clear depiction of a human being we know of, dated to 40,000 -- 30,000 years old. (The Löwenmensch figurine is likely older, but it's kind of unclear if that is meant to depict a human being or a god or what. My unprofessional personal opinion: Yes, that is right; the furries got there first, and I don't see why anyone's surprised fhsdfjak.)
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Several male anthropologists have said some deeply exuberantly weird and horny things about this one! It does somehow feel like I'm daring tumblr to strike me down even in the absence of female presenting nipples on display here (nevermind the 'more of a pussy out sort of look' of it all) so maybe they have a point, but I find this piece of art so deeply charming I'm ready to take the chance anyway. I adore the way the hands are rendered especially. I also cannot recommend enough that you go to the wikimedia section of this one, not least because I found THIS in there
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the power of transformative art. the anime titty jiggle of our modern day applied to the oldest known human figure. art begets art across the ages
Not a piece of art as such, but the the Neanderthal skeletons found in the Shanidar Cave in the Kurdistan region of northern Iraq fascinate me. Lots of interesting speculation about the possible presence of altruism in Neanderthals brought up from this. Special shoutout to the body known as Shanidar 3: a male person who was between 40 and 50 at the time of his death, and who may have been the first guy we know of to have been stabbed to death by someone. what a claim to fame. Caesar may have done it the most but this guy did it first
This little guy
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I can't stop laughing. yes that is exactly how I feel too, trace of French cave art possibly depicting a cave hyena from Le Babiliou Cave, Dordogne, France. You're saying what we're all thinking
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silentsiren-song · 7 months ago
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Reasons Why I Started (And Why I Don't Think I'll Ever Really Stop)
I was an early bloomer, so I developed faster than my classmates in elementary school. When I was 10 I held up my arm and tapped the bottom of it to see if it would jiggle. It did. The boy next to me looked at me with disgust and yelled "EW!" I wasn't even overweight then.
In fifth grade we had to get tshirts to wear at graduation. I put small because I thought that was my size (it was). My teacher asked me if I was sure I wanted a small, then made me try on a medium in front of the whole class. I got a medium shirt.
Growing up, my brothers called me fattie more than they called me by my name.
When I was 13 I went to the doctor and weighed 127 pounds, I overheard my mom telling my dad they need to put me on a diet because I shouldn't weigh that much at my age. The doctor said nothing about my weight.
Every diet my mom made me do with her.
In middle school, my favorite animal was an elephant and I would wear them all the time. One of my bullies told me I looked just like one and I should go to Africa to be with my species.
I was 14 when I first started. I lost 15 pounds in a month. Suddenly, I wasn't invisible anymore. All the boys liked me - or at least how I looked. Enough to make a game out of who could grab my ass at school. But I didn't mind the attention. It was all I had wanted.
When I was 16 my mom was having a party with her friends. I came downstairs & she made a joke and said "[my name] will never be skinny because she has a fat girl face." I'm sure she doesn't remember it but I don't think I will ever forget it.
When I was 17 and going through my first real breakup, I started again, I lost 10 pounds in a month. I got asked on 3 dates. I started associating skinny with desirable.
When I was 19 and laying in bed with the guy I thought I was going to marry. I hadn't gone to the gym in a few weeks and he pointed out that my back rolls were coming back. He thought he was helping me.
6 months ago when a girl I thought was my friend made a mean joke about my body. I hadn't felt that way in years, I had almost forgotten how to hate myself. But it all came back in that moment.
I never stood a chance. And I don't know if I could ever unlearn all the hate the world taught me to harbor for myself. I don't think anyone deserves to feel like the body they're in isn't worthy of love.
But I do feel that way. I hate it but I don't know how to change it. So that's why I do it. And that's why I don't think I could ever really stop.
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deadlockorignalfilms · 1 year ago
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I wrote a really long thing about my opinions on the different adaptations of Hunter x Hunter for my personal Facebook
Since I spent like an hour on it and realized no one was going to read it, I decided I should probably post it somewhere else that no one would read it as well
I used to post my stupid art opinions on Tumblr a lot, before I realized that they were stupid and nothing I said made sense
Also I have, like, two friends now, who listen to what I have to say, which is something that I didn't have before. Now it seems like a horrible idea to post my bad takes on my COMPANY'S social media, because I can just say dumb shit to my friends in private instead of screaming nonsense into the void until somebody inevitably ratios me when I say something stupid enough
Anyway here's this dumb word vomit
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So far the 1999 Hunter Hunter has been immeasurably better than 2011. Absolutely no contest, completely blows the later version out of the water
except in one regard
Having seen both versions, I think they kind of weren't able to do Heaven's Arena Justice in the original show.
Aside from the most obvious problem, that the hisoka vs kastro fight is completely removed in the original adaptation, 1999's more dark, lethargic and Atmospheric Vibe doesn't really mix well with the fun tournament Arc it's trying to adapt. It kind of just ends up being boring. which is a real shame
The 2011 version has a lot of problems of it's own in the heavens arena section but it gets the tone right. the biggest problem in 2011 being that the show seems unwilling to animate a good fight scene for most of the first 76 episodes. so the fights, the main things that happen during a tournament arc, are really underwhelming.
It kind of seems like Madhouse was so dead set on keeping the characters on model at all times that they had trouble moving them around too much, or having them do anything exciting at all? (until the Chimera ant Arc, when the show gets a lot more High effort). That's just a theory though, I have no idea why 2011's animation is so underwhelming for the first 76 episodes. (The less charitable interpretation is that maybe they just decided not to put any effort in until the Chimera ant arc, because that was the only section they actually WANTED to do, and they were doing the rest of the show out of obligation)
Another problem with 2011 is that the scenes where the characters are introducing the magic system to the audience for the first time are really half-assed, boringly staged with flat angles and no dynamic cinematography or lighting. I should be feeling wonder and amazement but instead I'm just looking at a cup in a boring hotel room while standard OST track 3 plays for the fifth time this episode. So much wonder, much Whimsy
But in spite of those problems, the more adventurous, upbeat and exciting tone of the 2011 version matches this particular story a little bit better then the dreary berserk-like tone of the previous adaptation. Madhouse didn't put anywhere near as much effort in as Nippon Animation did,
( outside of gon vs hisoka there's almost no good great fight animation. the scenes of gon fighting the guy with the dreidels are especially bad, especially in comparison to shows like Naruto Shippuden that regularly have exhilarating fights, with the trade off being that the higher frame rate means that they can't always keep the characters on model )
but at least it's more fun to watch and in the end that's the most important thing
(except for the agonizing nen explanation scenes in flatly lit hotel rooms, which are just unbearably bad in 2011)
Also since I'll probably never have another opportunity to bring this up
While I'm complaining about the 2011 version of Hunter x Hunter
Why is it so horny?
Specifically, why is there so much fan service?
The 1999 version isn't like that, the manga isn't like that from what I've seen, but any time there's a female character on screen madhouse animate jiggle physics for no reason
When chairman and Menchi are having a conversation in the 2011 version, for absolutely no reason they decided to add a moment where the chairman stops listening to her and just stares at her tits. As far as I can tell that doesn't happen in any other version
When stuff like that happens it really just kind of feels like they were bored with the show that they were making.
I'm sorry you didn't like making this show, I also wish somebody else had done it because then maybe it would have turned out good 😕 (well it does get good, almost 100 episodes in)
The pre-chimera-arc good parts of the madhouse Hunter x Hunter are the parts where Togahi's storytelling is so good that it shines through the lackluster adaptation. which to me seems like the ultimate proof that they did a shit job. Since the average anime adaptation is very faithful to the source material, the one job that the adaptation is supposed to fulfill is to elevate the story through movement, cinematography, music, voice acting, and editing. Madhouse doesn't do that until the final Arc, up until that point it's just going through the motions, in cartoon form.
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matriarchjojo · 3 years ago
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⠀⠀  ⠀⠀⠀  𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐌𝐄 𝐄𝐌𝐎 𝐁𝐎𝐘!
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INCEL!IDIA + BIMBO!READER ‧₊˚⊹
18+, oral, misogyny, slut shaming, switch!idia, Kind of hate fucking?, loss of virginity, implications of reader fucking Leona and Ruggie lmao, noncon creampie, possessiveness, toxic behavior,
idia didn't like you the moment he saw you, not only was it unusual for him to even see a woman outside of the Internet but also that it was a woman like you, going to his College? In his class? Next to him?
all chars are over 18 ⊹ reader's skin color is not mentioned ⊹ mdni
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"Nghh!—" idia didn't even know how he got in this fucking Situation..you were on your knees in front of him in his gaming chair and his stiff cock in your mouth. Idia wouldn't say he hates you, he would say despise.
The way you jump in pe and it's making your tits bounce up and down, while your ass and thighs are jiggling even when they're covered by your unbelievably tight Yoga pants where he also could see the outline of your pussy whenever you would bend down to stretch, and it's not like he excuses himself to go to the bathrooms to furiously jerk off..he would never!
But the way you flaunt your tits around and always hang out with those damn Jocks from the savannaclaw dorm was probably the absolute worst, but he swears he isn't jealous when he Sees leonas tail curl around your thigh or ruggies hand on your ass. He just hates what a slut you are. He even swears he's not into you while he pumps his hard cock while thinking of how pretty you'd Sound when he would fuck you, how pretty his name coming out of your mouth would Sound. You didn't mind idia though, you even though he was pretty cute! You loved his hair and Especially his pretty make-up.
Idia Was just about to leave to go back to his dorm but you ran up from behind him yelling his name cutely as your shoes clacked against the floor and your skirt fluttered, you looked like a cute anime girl in your uniform and he admits that you look kind of cute, but he won't fall for a vixen like you! "what do you want..?" He mumbled and you smiled at him, making him slightly blush "I was wondering if you could help me out with the alchemy homework. I don't get it at all~!" You fake pouted which made him cringe but the sight of your glossy lips pouting did make his dick twitch a little in his sweats. "..And why would you want me to help?" He asked quietly with his hands in his pockets and looking at you disinterested. you put your hands behind your back and looked to the side shyly "Well. I just thought you did like super good in class today and you seem pretty nice..do I think you'd help a damsel in distress like me, hehe!"
you- you thought he seemed nice??
That comment actually flustered him because he thought you thought that he was a creepy shut-in pervert (which he admittedly is, but that's beside the point). "y-you.. really want me to help you, hm?" He avoided eye contact and tried to hide the fact that he was beyond flustered, but the tips of his hair that turned a cute pink gave it away. "Will you?" You asked again, gripping the papers in front of you. Idia sighed and nodded. "Sure.. I guess.." You let out a loud 'yay' before following him to his dorm.
And now you were skillfully sucking his cock down your tight throat "f-fuck- s-stop, stop!" He huffed as he felt his orgasm approach faster than he wanted you he pushed your head by his palm on your forehead off of his cock, you looked drunk almost with that dazed look in your eyes and your drool running down your chin. You looked hot.
You blinked up at his and continued stroking him a little. "But whyy? I want your cum in my mouth~" you whined sadly and you felt his cock twitch in your hand. The way you said it sounded just so pornographic!
"I-i-i..." he coughed and slapped himself for stuttering and moaning so much before he spoke up again."I wanna make you feel good too.." your eyes lit up and idia pulled you up and slowly ran his shaking and sweaty hand up your soft thigh under your skirt to grab the material of your panties and pull them down, just to see a string of slick connecting you and your panties. He had to bite his lip to not groan at that erotic sight. There is no ero game that compared to literally just looking at you.
Idia pulled your skirt up to show him your soaking and sticky pussy "hold." He said motioning for you to hold your skirt up while staring in awe at your cunt. Once you grabbed your skirt, idias hands grabbed at your hips and he just pressed his face into your wet cunt and groaning desperately.
"Aaah~! I-idia!!" Your pretty moans went straight to his cock, you tasted so fucking good. Idia just sloppily licked up all of your sweet juices off your thighs and pussy before sucking hungrily on your clit. One of your hands went into his hair and you started grinding your hips into his face more while he slipped his tongue into your messy hole. Idia never thought he'd do this to you, and that you would like it that much that you would grind your cunt on his face.
You pulled idia away from your pussy with a gasp. You looked at him and saw so much slick and spit on his chin, cheeks, nose, and lips while a string connected him and your cunt for a little before it quickly snapped and dripped onto his chair.
You bit your lip and grinned as you sat down on his lap, with your lubed-up pussy pressed against his cock and idia let out another gasp followed up by a moan when you ran your cunt up his length till his tip pressed against your hole.
"Nh—wanna fuck you. want that big cock!" You sounded like a pornstar! You're gonna kill him like that!!
"O-okay..j-just be gen—AAGH!" You didn't let him finish and just dropped yourself down onto his cock with a loud whine. "m-nghh~..fuuck..wh-what-AHH!" you cut him off again by rolling your hips on him while licking your lips at his pretty facial expression and how cute his moaning sounded.
"F-feels so good, idiaa~" you purred before you swung your arms around his neck and then mixed your lipgloss with his blue lipstick in a messy kiss, you could tase yourself on his lips and tongue but also how his mouth tasted faintly like Cola.
"Mnggh~" you moaned into the kiss as you sped the movements of your hips up, dragging his long and thick cock along your sensitive and snug walls so deliciously. Idia couldn't stop groaning and whimpering into your mouth the whole time.
You were his first time, and you truly felt better than his hand. Your kiss, lipgloss and pussy were like a love spell, suddenly all kinds of thoughts about marrying you flooded into his mind. You're a dirty witch..but he loved it to no end.
His hand suddenly grabbed your hips, and the other swung around your waist, holding you tighter against him before he stopped your hips and thrust hard into you. Making you throw your head back and arch your back as idia just sadistically grinned up at you, or rather your neck.
"Now, you're getting treated like the slut you are, hm?" He chuckled and began to suck on your neck and leave hickeys with blue sticky lipstick around them on your neck while you just moaned loudly.
"Dirty whore! Getting gangbanged by those jocks isn't enough for ya, huh? Ya needed the shut-in too? Huuh?!" He kept grinning but once your pussy clenched down on him he rolled his eyes back with you and his thrusts became unsteady and more frantically as he suddenly came straight into your cunt
"N-noo~ ahhh—Y-you're filling me up- ahh~" you cried out, grabbing at his hoodie, but he couldn't even hear you anymore through his orgasm.
He wants you to stay here with him for longer, and he will be stuck to you forever now.
You're his girlfriend now. No matter what you say.
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sanjisblackasswife · 2 years ago
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Hiya Tate! I love your writing! May I please request some SFW and NSFW headcanons of Zoro with a thicc and curvy fem s/o, please? I live how you write our favorite booth hunter. Stay awesome!
A/N: Hiiii :) Ur a doll thank u! Enjoy! This may not be too long because I made a similar HC to this but I enjoy writing him so why not lol.
Zoro with a Thick/Curvy S/O (SFW & NSFW)
Black Fem Reader in Mind
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I believe Zoro loves strong willed women. The type that can handle their own and not afraid to back down to a fight.
More importantly though he loves ass.
Appearances was never an issue for Zoro if he liked you he liked you, but the fact that you had more meat on your bones was like frosting on the cake
However if Zoro did have a type physical wise I’d say he would naturally gravitate to thicker/larger women. He wouldn’t blatantly say it but it shows lol
But at the end of the day he likes what he likes
He thinks your cellulite and stretch marks are nothing to make a big deal over so when you make negative comments about it he’ll just roll his eyes. He also will trace over them when he lays on you
He loves rolls too you’ll sometimes catch him poking at it like a damn dog playing with a toy. It’s cute but can get annoying
Zoro obviously loves laying on your thighs, butt, or breast. It’s a cushion that can’t be replaced by any pillow ngl
He Lowkey is freaked out/amazed by how naturally warm you are. During the winter season prepare to be this man’s personal heater because he will never let go
He has mindlessly picked you up and threw you over his shoulder whenever you got mad whether it’s with him or someone else he kind of has a 6th sense of knowing when you’re about to do the absolute most and nips it in the bud completely
He won’t ever point out if you gain weight, he’ll obviously notice but unless you tell him he won’t say anything. He won’t really care either unless it begins to truly mess up your health. That’s when he would probably talk to the girls or Chopper about you.
If you ever do decide you want to lose weight he’ll be a little upset because he doesn’t want you to lose your fluff, but will workout with you and be your personal trainer if that’s what you truly desire
Does not tolerate men/women catcalling you or making derogatory statements about you. He hates that. You’re not some kind of animal to whistle at.
Zoro is without a doubt the most loyal man you’ll ever come across, he has no reason to even entertain other women around him. When he’s with you you’re really the only woman to exist in his eyes.
Zoro enjoys showing you off to the love cook so he’ll have you sit on his lap a lot in the kitchen with a sly smirk
I don’t think this is NSFW worthy so I’ll put it here: he touches your butt as a way to get your attention. It’s never sexual (well 90% of the time it’s not). He’ll Pat your butt to say hello, goodbye, or to get your attention. You don’t remember where it started but you have no complaints.
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Your pussy is a gold mine to him
No listen he loves fat asses but what could possibly top fat asses is your fat 🐱 ngl.
He cups your pussy a lot.
Like a lot.
Like a lot a lot. He has an obsession over your fat cat.
He loves how it feels whether you’re naked or clothed it’s just fun.
He makes THE MOST lewd comments about your naked body
“I love when your body jiggles as I fuck you dumb.”
He just says that bs AT THE MOST RANDOM TIMES
Wall fucking is like a must this man knows how strong he is and you weigh absolutely nothing to him let him do it
Almost Everytime you workout with him it ends with you bent over a bench he cannot control himself when you wear tights
Speaking of clothing he likes grinding against you when your wear dresses or tight bottoms. He’ll try to mask it off like “I’m jUsT WaLkInG BeHiND yOu” but really he wants you to feel his hard on
Whenever you talk down about your body he fucks you in the mirror to show you how pretty you are <3
He definitely loves you being a thick mama because he can manhandle you a little more and it won’t hurt you.
Sit on his face. That’s all imma say. sit on it. Yes he can breathe.
He loves having you on top despite always cumming first because the view is so deliciously overwhelming. Your stomach, your breast, your thighs, all moving at once as you try to keep balance he can cum alone at the sight
You may be thick but you are still dwarfed under this man lmao. You don’t know who has the size kink worse you or him but it doesn’t matter when your meaty thighs are on his wide shoulders as he pounds you silly.
Now when you both are in public he doesn’t like too much PDA. Hand holding, fine, butt pats, okay, MAYBE a kiss on the cheek
But when you two are alone his hands are never not on you. Butt slaps are vicious, and it’s not just a regular slap it’s the one where he slaps and GRABS and SQUEEZE
One time while you were sleep he woke you up with feeling needy and you just suggested him to just fuck your thighs. He never done it before but once he did that was like an internal awakening it felt so damn good.
His brain malfunctions when you wear lingerie. Face is redder than a tomato, the way the fabric is just barey clinging on to your body, most of the time the crotch part of the panties only cover one lip and that just gets Zoro really going
He finds it sexy when clothes barely can contain your fatty parts of your body.
Doggy style is a default between you both, as much as he loves to see your pretty fucked out face, your jiggly ass is mesmerizing .
He loves laying on top afterwards though, your soft squishy body is something he can just melt into and he’ll never admit it but you’re the only woman he ever wants to be with like that.
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athena-the-writer · 3 years ago
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Kratos with a s/o that loves to slap his ass and suffocate themselves in his man titties? I know he would be so annoyed but might be his guilty pleasure
Note: I apologize for taking so long!
Genre: fluff, annoying Kratos,
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So our boy is THICC, we know this already
Only thing is, is that its hard to not grab, squeeze, slap or even bite his tiddies or ass. Sometimes when he jumps down from somewhere high they give a slight jiggle 0_0
Whenever he’d pass by you couldn’t help but give a small slap to his ass, at first he hated it and jumped every time you did and gave you a snarky remark. However as time went by he became a custom to it, not that he liked it but he saw how much you liked to do and let it slide
Of course Mimir had some comments such as “didn’t think you’d be into that” “the gentle giant eh?”and so on and so forth
And obviously only you were allowed to do this
One night you were resting on his very fluffy chest. So squishy…so bitable………..so you did 🧍🏻‍♀️
 now you didn’t just bite into it like an animal but you gave it a gentle chomp. He was confused and was ready to push you away but you let go. You could see why some men would want to do it to their woman who had a large rack because it was nice.
Your hand also miraculously stays in one place the entire night and sometimes there’s a grip which is a mystery in itself
Of course if there was cake in the front there was cake in the back 😈
Sometimes you would drag behind just a bit because whenever he walked there may or may not be some jiggles and bounces of that cake😉and you do much more than just enjoy the view
Sometimes your hands couldn’t help but come up and give a small grab or slap to the cake because gods 😩 it was just fat
Now sometimes he did get annoyed however sometimes he did like it….secretly of course! For example when you’d come in for a hug you would stare at his chest more than his face and would squeeze yourself as much as you could between them almost as if you wanted to suffocate yourself in them
Sometimes it just reminded him that his training pays off and he was keeping up despite his age
Of course he always returns the favor of cuddle, slaps and grabs whenever he could. Sometimes you’d wake up and you would both be cuddling while one of your hands held a butt cheek, mimir would get a very good laugh about it whenever it occurred
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luminnara · 3 years ago
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Omega Depression || Alpha!Kiribaku x Omega!fem!reader
Hi! Can I request an alpha!Kiribaku x omega!fem!reader where she is strong on the outside, but sensitive on the inside. Then, some asshole alpha comes and insults her saying that she isn't worthy of having alphas and other super mean stuff that makes her go to omega depression. After that, she confines and isolates herself in her room, not allowing her alphas to enter. Days pass, she misses school for like a week, and her alphas are tired of waiting, so they bust the door and find their omega deep in omega depression and starving herself, and they're super worried and try to help her get out of it, cause she could die if not. The rest can be little angst with a fluffy happy ending!
Yo I live for alpha kiribaku, not gonna lie
Warnings: angst, mental health stuff, depression, eating disorder/starvation stuff, abo
Requests are open!
You were always happy with your alphas. Bakugou and Kirishima were the loves of your life, you were sure of it. The three of you got along well, and there was nothing you enjoyed more than spending time with your boys. You kept up with them easily, never having trouble when it came to handling Katsuki’s temper or Eijiro’s enthusiasm. They loved protecting you, too, not that you ever really seemed to need it; you were tough as nails, as far as everyone was concerned. 
You weren’t, though, not really. 
“What a useless little omega.”
The words kept repeating in your head, over and over.
“Two alphas? Yeah, right. You don’t even deserve one, not with an uppity attitude like that.”
They kept echoing, no matter what you tried to do. 
“What a stupid bitch. They should just leave your sorry ass. You aren’t worthy of anyone, much less alphas.”
You curled in on yourself. You felt sick to your stomach. How could someone say that about you? How could a shitty alpha go and ruin your mood, and your day, by saying something so awful?
“I am worthy!” You had argued. “And we’re happy together, so just fuck off.”
“Oh yeah? Then why haven’t they claimed you yet?” His lips had pulled over his teeth in a sick grin. “You know they’re just biding their time, waiting for something better to come along. You’re nothing to them.”
The little spat had been earlier that morning. It was rare that you ever went out alone; usually Eijirou or Katsuki or both of them were stuck to you like glue, but this had been one of those instances when you had absolutely insisted you would be fine. After all, you were just running a couple errands. You weren’t even going very far from campus. What’s the worst that could possibly happen?
Well...this, apparently.
You had rejected the advances of an alpha who had been eyeing you for quite some time. He was annoying and his scent always made you recoil, but you would never, not in a million years, have thought that he could hurt you so deeply.
Why were his words even bothering you so much? You knew your boys liked you. They made sure to constantly cover you in their scents, they happily gave up their shirts for you to tuck into your little bed nest, they held your hands and gave you sweet little kisses...
And yet, he was right. They hadn’t claimed you yet. There were no big bite marks on your neck to show the world that you were taken. Why hadn’t it happened yet? You always thought that maybe they were just nervous, and they wanted to wait for the right time. Maybe they wanted to wait until school was over and they were better established as heroes.
Or maybe they were just playing with you, maybe you were nothing more than their favorite toy for the time being. What if they got tired of you? What if they really were planning on kicking you to the curb? Without a bond mark, nobody would even blink if they cast you aside. It would just be a normal break up, nothing for anybody else to even care about or get involved in.
But your heart was already aching at the thought of it.
You huddled up in your nest, ugly sobs wracking your body as you clutched one of Katsuki’s hoodies to your chest. An undershirt of Eijirou’s was nearby, a few plushies that they had given you tucked in amongst the blankets and pillows. The scents of burnt sugar and cinnamon wafted around you, and as comforting as they usually were, they weren’t helping you now. Nothing was.
You heard your phone vibrate, but you didn’t reach for it. You didn’t care. You were too wrapped up in your own thoughts, absolutely trapped in your head now. You were plagued by those same words as they kept repeating, telling you over and over that you were worthless, useless, nothing.
When you finally managed to glance at your phone, you had missed texts from both your alphas. You replied to them with a couple of half hearted “yeah, I’m fine” -s, then finally slithered out of bed to make sure your door was locked. You didn’t want to face them when they came to bother you.
If they came.
You spent the entire day like that. When you were out of tears to cry, you just grew numb. It was the worst you had ever felt, and while some part of you knew, deep down, that you needed your alphas to come help you, you couldn’t stand the idea of them seeing you like this. How had you managed to grow so afraid? You usually told them everything, but now...now you abhorred the thought.
“Oi!” Katsuki’s rough voice came from the other side of your door, his scent wafting in. “Open up!”
You didn’t answer, curling in on yourself even further instead. 
“Omega!” he called angrily. “Stop ignoring me, dammit!”
“Go away!” you managed to squeeze out, your voice sounding weak and strangled. 
He was silent for a moment, his scent changing. It grew more burnt-smelling as his anger mounted, and as it reached your nose, you felt panic and annoyance spiking in your chest. 
“Omega,” he growled, voice low. You heard the doorknob jiggling as he tried to get in, but you had locked the deadbolt, and unless he unleashed his quirk right there in the dorms, there was no way he was entering your room.
“I said go away!” you yelled. 
On the other side of the door, Katsuki was fuming. The beginning sparks of little explosions were popping around his hands, and if Eijirou wasn’t there to hold his arms down at his sides, there was a good chance he would have done some real damage to the hallway. 
“Katsuki, c’mon.” the larger alpha said. “Let’s just leave her alone for a little.”
“Something’s wrong,” Katsuki pulled back as his partner started trying to drag him away. “She stinks.”
“Yeah, she definitely doesn’t smell happy,” Kirishima paused, frowning. “But...we need to give her the space, if she wants it.”
“Fuck that,” his partner spat. 
“Katsuki....” Eijirou sighed. 
Bakugou’s nostrils flared angrily for a moment, red eyes wild as Kirishima grabbed his arm once again. Someone was trying to drag him away from his omega, from his perfect little mate, and if it had been anyone other than Eijirou, he would have done far worse than simply dig his heels into the floor and growl in protest. Kirishima was right, though; if their omega wanted alone time, they couldn’t just barge in without permission. As much as it hurt both boys, as desperate as they were to get to you and make you feel better, they weren’t total animals. They respected you, and prided themselves on being two big, capable alphas who listened to their omega. 
They returned to their own rooms, expecting to at least hear from you within an hour or two. 
Hours turned to days. 
You texted them a few times, listless, half-assed messages that did little to reassure them. You would send a pathetic I’m fine or a It’s okay here and there, only after they had both blown your phone up for a few hours. It was the only reason they hadn’t tried to tear your door off its hinges; they knew you were alive, at least. But by the third day, Katsuki was beside himself, and even Eijirou was getting upset enough to consider using his quirk to get to you. 
You wished that he would. You didn’t want to face them, but at the same time, the fact that they weren’t tearing the building apart to reach you was making you even sadder. Your sad scent was starting to leech out into the rest of the dorms, and by the end of the fifth day, nobody could stop your alphas. 
“Oy!” Bakugou snarled, his fist thudding against your door. “Open up, omega!”
You didn’t answer, too weak and listless to bother. 
“Babe?” Kirishima asked, his voice strained with the effort of not yelling in panic. 
“We know you’re in there,” Katsuki growled. “Quit avoiding us!”
Still, you didn’t answer. 
Then, you could hear some shuffling, and the door was being torn off its hinges by Kirishima. Bakugou stormed in as soon as the path was clear, his red eyes blazing with anger, his hands balled into fists.
“You’d better show your face right fuckin’ now, or I swear I—“
He fell silent at the sight of you. His eyes widened, his nostrils flaring. Your scent was so strong and so incredibly miserable that a wave of nausea passed through him. He hadn’t expected that it would be so pungent in your room, and as he covered his mouth and nose with his hand, he rushed towards you.
“Baby,” he cooed, vaguely aware of Kirishima behind him, “what the fuck is going on?”
You tried to bury yourself in your nest, trying to burrow away from the world, but a big hand caught you around the middle and pulled you back out. Eijirou manhandled you easily, his eyes wide with concern as he sat on the floor and placed you in his lap.
“You haven’t been eating,” he observed, looking at your tired eyes. “Or sleeping.”
Katsuki was beside himself with worry. He was immediately sitting in front of his boyfriend, caging you in between them as he began looking you over. “What the hell is goin’ on?”
You didn’t want to tell them. Your throat was sore from crying, and you felt stupid for being so upset. So, you did the only logical thing you could think of and buried your face in Kirishima’s broad chest, clinging to his shirt weakly.
“Omega, please,” the big redhead pleaded, leaning his head down to scent you. “Tell us.”
You shook your head.
“We know Somethin’ is wrong, so spit it out!” Katsuki barked.
His voice was harsh, but you felt a warm, gentle hand on your back that could only be his. The familiar touch made you sigh, and after a shuddery breath, the dam finally broke.
“Th-there was an alpha,” you whimpered, voice muffled by Kirishima.
“What the fuck did they do?” Katsuki growled, his voice deep and savage. It sent a chill down your spine and you whined, clinging to Eijirou for dear life.
“Cut it out,” Kirishima snapped, snorting at his boyfriend angrily. “You’re making it worse.”
“I just wanna know what happened!” He grumbled, his hand pressing into your back.
You hiccuped as a little sob wracked your body. “A-an alpha I rejected, h-he told me…he told me that I wasn’t good enough for you.”
The low rumble in Kirishima’s chest was like nothing you had ever felt before. It was threatening and powerful, putting Bakugou’s growl a moment ago to shame. His arms tightened around you, the scent gland on his neck slipping over your hair as he tried to cover up your unhappy omega stink.
“I’m gonna fucking kill him.” Kirishima snarled, uncharacteristically angry.
“Hey.” Bakugou slipped a hand around your waist, prying you away from the other alpha slightly. “Look at me.”
You faced him with teary eyes, and when you tried to shy away, he took your chin in his fingers. 
“We fuckin’ love you. Okay? I don’t say it much. Maybe I should say it more. But it’s true, ‘n no stupid, two-bit, shitty-ass alpha knows anything about the three of us.”
He leaned forward, pushing you back up against Kirishima with his head resting on your shoulder. You finally sighed, surrounded by the scents of your alphas, allowing yourself to relax as the dam broke and your crying started all over again. This time, though, it was freeing, and as your alphas rocked back and forth with you, you felt the dread and the anxiety slowly leaving your stomach. 
“Better?” Eijirou asked after a while. 
“A little.” you said, voice muffled by his tear-stained shirt. 
“Good.” Katsuki said gruffly, pulling you up to stand. “Let’s go get some food in you. Point that shitbag out if you see him...I wanna have a few words.”
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belle-lilith-ia · 1 year ago
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  😱 Superstition // Belle & Lykos
Lykos had no idea why he decided to go to a haunted house, he hated people sneaking up on him. He liked to sit and watch prey before he attacked, he didn’t want to be the prey. But it was what everyone was talking about and he thought it would be a good idea to go to possibly meet some new friends. But as he walked inside he was instantly regretting his decisions. Screw making friends. 
Why did he think going into the haunted house would help? The carnival that was just outside the front door would have done just fine. The sounds of the creepy tune played in the loudspeakers, repeating over and over again in the room he walked into. Not a good sign, it hurt his ears the wolf in his mind having its head down with his paws covering his ears. 
All he has to do is go back the way he came, He was sure it was through this room?, haunted houses were not for him he confirmed. Hearing a creak he immediately turned around, someone was coming. Standing in front of the door it opened before he had a chance to. The yell coming for the stranger was loud enough to have him take a step back. 
He couldn’t tell from her attire if she was an actress who intended of scaring him with a scream but her quick apology told him differently. “Shit I’m sorry” He quickly apologized taking a step forward even though all he did was stand there he felt bad for scaring someone. 
Pulling down the black face mask he was wearing away from his mouth he smiled “No worries, this place is giving me the creeps too.” oh she was tiny. He stared at her but not too long before turning away. Should he be feeling that bashful that she thought he was scary? 
The step out of the room he took earlier was enough for the door to slam closed on his own. He jumped surprised as the door hit his ass cheeks as it closed. “Fuck I didn’t need to be slapped in the ass with the door.” He turned back to glare at the door, wanting the carnival worker who he assumed closed it to hear him. 
Jiggling the handle it was now locked. “I guess we can’t go in there” He turned back into the room he was in previously, the family room. Well, he couldn’t leave now, he would seem like a coward. There were two other doors they could go through.
She was breathing heavily as she held her chest, trying to catch her breath. The incident had scared her and she was regretting everything- she shouldn't have gone in on her own. This was too scary for one snake! The other apologised too and now that she looked at him better he was definitely not a ghoul. Oh bless, someone to do the haunted house together with.
“I mean, it is a haunted house.” she joked weakly, trying to be nice to the other as she tried to summon some bravery- her new companion would most likely think her to be one of those girls that were scared of everything if she didn’t get it together quickly.
A giggle escaped her as the other complained about the door hitting his ass, it was a funny comment and she already felt more at ease. She looked at the two doors and nodded as she tried to decide where to go next. “Oh, let’s do this one.” she said and opened the door but closed it right away again- it had been a room with spiderwebs and she was deadly afraid of spiders, all the blood had been drained from her face as she muttered ‘nevermind’ and instead opened the other door that had heads of animals and people in jars with greenish-yellow liquids. Their dead eyes following the two as they stood in the door opening and she stepped in.
“Reminds me of med school.” she said to the other- and then realised she had not even introduced herself. “Oh, I’m Belle-Lilith by the way, school nurse.” Her eyes remained on the jars though and as she walked into the room where the cabinets with heads in jars were arranged like a maze the elf/snake hybrid tried to remain calm but came to a halt as she gulped and nudged the other. There was a jar with her companion’s head in it! and next to it her own head in a similar jar.
“…W-wow, special effects right?” her voice trembled a bit.
  😱 Superstition // Belle & Lykos
Soundtrack: Baby, you’re a haunted house. Characters: @belle-lilith-ia & @lykos-ia
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Belle-Lilith was wearing a Wednesday Addams outfit she picked up for the occasion. There had been a thought to invite either Aster or Alastair with her to the carnival- She had texted Joohyun but the other girl had other plans and Belle didn’t really have that many other friends so, being the confident and strong independent woman that she was she had chosen to go to the carnival on her own. She could have fun on her own!
Looking at one of the haunted houses they had she hesitated for a moment and narrowed her eyes slightly before buying a ticket and stepping into the house. It was a spooky and scary place, dusty too and she wasn’t sure how to get through the house but how hard could it be? Surely - it wouldn’t be too hard to find her way through the haunted house… Then she heard a sound from one of the rooms- an odd tune? Slowly she walked over to the room, the floorboards creaking under her feet as she went. Slowly she opened the door and then YELLED.
A tall figure was suddenly standing in front of her and the young woman jumped backwards and her cheeks reddened as she looked around for a weapon- but it was… not a monster.
Just a very big man.
“Oh.”
Embarrassed she had yelled the woman bowed as an apology. “Sorry… I thought you were something else.”
@lykos-ia
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depressoexpresso-anon · 3 years ago
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Ok so the next part of Cᴏᴍᴀᴛᴏꜱᴇ ᴏꜰ Eᴍᴏᴛɪᴏɴꜱ will take a little longer than expected so, here are some personal Sfw and Nsfw headcanons for all of the main boys. Here we go!
THESE ARE PERSONAL HEADCANNONS THEY ARE NOT CANNON ALSO THIS IS NOT BEEN PROOF-READ
Alphonse
He is an impulse buyer and he will buy the weridest shit on the internet.
He will buy you weird shit that he thinks you'll like
He probably bought you a brass knuckle meat pounder, thinking you'll look badass while cooking (look it up they do exist!)
He is probably jealous of plus-size people or chubby people because he can't gain a ounce
Get annoyed at the 'skinny boy jokes'.
Besides Seth, I think 'The Goofy Movie' also helped in his discovery of his sexuality.
Seth would sneak over when they were younger just to cuddle and sleep together.
Probably tried to deep throat a brat sausage to impress seth
He ended up throwing up and getting the back of his head slapped by his dad
He was probably a basketball kid in high school but he was shitty at playing.
He was not popular in high school but he was hot so girls swooned over him
He and set started the paranormal club in high school but the only recruiters they would get wear the girls who had crushes on them at school
He likes poetry and wrote his own in high school
He had a pastel goth phase in high school
He has fucking butchered his hair in middle school
So bad that he had to get the big chop and shave his head
When people asked why he shaved his head he would just say he wanted the 'slim shady' look
Let's just say it he probably survived on fast food and takeout before you arrived in his life
He can't cook for shit but he can make some good ass pasta meals
He probably learned how to cook pasta from his mom and also anime cuz ramen
Probably learned about sex from a young age
He probably walk in on his parents doing it or he ran into hentai while looking for the new episode of Pokemon
He had sex with you on every surface of the house
He is into anything because he doesn't know if he'll like it or not
Probably fell for those pills that make you cum a lot
I think the most embarrassing thing he did sexually with you was that he got cum on your ceiling
Like y'all were fucking on the washer and he pulled out and the load got on the ceiling
You get super embarrassed when one of your neighbors had to use your washer and dryer and they found the now dryer on a yellowish stain on your ceiling
You had to blame it on the rain
I feel like he's really into orgys and threesums
He would love to go to a sex club with you but is too scared to ask
Probably think it would be hot watching you get railed or watch him get railed by a stranger
His top kinks are voyeurism, cum play, bondage, public acts, oral, and food play
This boy would definitely pour warm chocolate on his cock and call it a pockey stick
Penes is more longer than thicker maybe a solid 7 inches
He once yelled 'pull the lever, Kronk!' While giving you a handjob
He wants to buy those double-ended dildos so you both can fuck each other at the same time
But he will never ask you for a very long time
You probably challenged him and you both went to a mall while having vibraters inside you both
It was a who would cum first challenge
He won
When he and Seth did it for the first time he probably though he was gonna shit
He had to change his number a million times because people on his cam show would find his number and send him nudes
He would show you dicks that looked funny
Like how two besties would show dick pics to each other and make fun of them
That is you and Alphonse
When it comes to the people he loves intimately he doesn't like hitting or verbally degrading you while having sex.
The only place he likes to smack is ass
Once he watched you and Seth play just dance and he was in heaven
Cause he got too asses jiggle and move
Probably got hard and had to jack in the bathroom
He wants to shower with you
He begged and pleaded with you to shower with him and you finally gave in
If you felt self-conscious he would kiss you all over and tell you that everyone's judgment doesn't matter because he loves you for you not your vessel you call a body
When you first got together he purposely started to watch and listen to all of your favorite songs and shows
He also has begged to give you a rim job
If he ever became a dad he would be a girl dad
If he found out you were pregnant he would have a shotgun wedding with you
If you both adopt you would just get twins and that's it
He would spoil the shit out of his kids so much so that you had to yell at him for it
He would take your daughter on little lunches and he would be like 'spill the tea sis'
He loves to hear the little kid gossip from his daughter because it so cute and interesting
And he will tell you all the drama after you both tuck her in
He would be like "You would not believe what our baby girl told me about Sarah and Tommy today!"
If you got pregnant and had kids it would be twins because YV himself said Al has good swimmers
If you were in a poly ship with Alphonse and Seth they would have a breeding kink during and after your pregnancy
Al had sex with you when you were pregnant and he said it was the best because you were so sensitive
He probably tried to suck on your titties often because he liked the taste of your breast milk
He was probably his father's son but his dad didn't have any toxic masculinity traits that Seth's dad had
He probably taught Al some manly stuff but left him be if he wanted to paint his nails pink
I feel like he got most of his moms personally than his dads
I feel like his mom was bubbly and sweet but also spiritual
I feel like she grew up in a family that had very strong hippie vibes
And his dad personality is kinda like 'speak softly and carry a big stick'
Like Vander in arcane
Al either had a ferret or a bird as a pet when he was little
You guys know that one audio where the listener finds a cat and brings it to Al
They kept the cat and named it splinter because of how its nails would pinch his arm when he held and petted it
Seth
Seth is the type of guy who will eat anything
Like you would make new food and be like 'Seth eat this' and he'll finish his plate it doesn't matter what it is
Since his mom wasn't around and his dad was drunk all the time seth didn't know how to cook for a long time
As a kid, he'll just take a hot dog out of the fridge and eat it cold and raw
When his dad and Jesse were still together they would go hunting as a family
Seth still has a rabbit's foot from his first kill when he was a kid
He has it on his keys to the bike
Jesse would take seth on sunset bike rides as a kid
Seth would wake up earlier than his dad so he could watch tv and be a kid before he woke up and started drinking
Seth's dad makes homemade cider
His mom gave him his jacket
Seth was in wrestling when he was in high school
He wasn't popular either but all the girls swooned over him
Got into mechanics because that was his first job as a assistant
He learned how to play cards with Al's dad and sometimes they would bet
Seth lost his virginity to a random girl at a party
He didn't enjoy it as much as she did so he left and went to Al's place
Then Al lost his virginity to Seth
Al's and Seth's first kiss was up in the woods
He's shorter than Al in penes length
He is super girthy like one of those knotting dildos and he's probably 6 1/2 inches
100% a monster fucker
You probably bought him a tentacle dildo
And it all started when he read a venom comic
It changed his world view
When he started the paranormal club he was super serious about it
So when a girl joined and asked stupid questions like
"What if the butterfly man gets me seth? Would you save me?"
"First off, it's moth man, and second you gonna be a goner when he gets ya so don't expect me to be helping a dead girl."
He can eat ass and pussy like no one's business
Also, he's a hairy man-like one of those guys who will shave his pubes, and they will be back in a week
He likes slow intimate sex rather than fast quickies
Will eat his cum out of your hole
Loves baths and will stay in the tub for hours if he's really stressed
Al and him used to take baths together when they were younger and when Al's parents had date night
When he gets older he becomes a bear
He develops a small gut but still has his muscles
He loves it when you straddle him and just hold him
It's not even sexual it's the warmth and the closeness that makes him happy
I feel like the listener introduced him to buzz feed unsolved supernatural and the owl house
He definitely has a crush on eda
I mean come on she's a monster milf
Wants to go see the moth man statue
When he's bored he plays with your hair
Seth can draw but he hasn't done it in a minute so he's a little sloppy
He mostly drew scenery pieces
Will walk around the house shirtless because he believes in free the tity
He dosn't mind sleeping nude but he doesn't because Al accidentally kicked him in the balls while sleeping
He loves lingerie and thinks you look super hot in it
Seth would only have one kid and they will be the best thing in his life
He even told you that he would use you as a human shield to protect his child
His kid takes up a lot of his personality because he was super shy as a kid
He never wants his kid to experience toxic masculinity
He will punch a child if he finds out your kid is being bullied at school
He's very protective when Jesse visits to see her grandchild
Seth is kinda a helicopter parent
He just knows it's a dangerous world and he just wants to protect them
He gets a sidecar for the bike so you all can go riding together
When the baby would cry at night he would play the ukulele and sing to them to help them go back to sleep
Likes to play the guitar when it's raining outside
Seth has a predator pray kink
It's just something about changing and hunting you down in the woods just to pin you to the forest floor and duck you silly
Will only get rough when you want it
He will cry if you take care of him
This boy doesn't know what that is
Has a praise kink and likes to when you ride him cowgirl
Doesn't like to 69 because he thinks it's more of a tease if anything else
Cause you're just mostly moaning in each other's privates
Will pick you up and carry you everywhere
As a father, he has the 'this is the dollar store, how good can it be?' Vibe
Jesse introduced him to country but Al introduced him to 90's hip hop and grudge
He loves massages and has a rock and oil set for stressful days
He knows how to box and in the city, he would be a part of an underground fight club to fight for extra cash
He probably grows, smokes, and consumes weed for personal use
He likes to get high with you and Al
Dropped out of high school to go with Jesse but, got his GED when in the city
Finn
Besides making you personalized bouquets he also makes you jewlery
He is a man wife through and through
Made his clothes and has your measurement to make you something special
He was homeschooled by his grandmother because he has really bad anxiety issues when he was younger
His dad is out of the picture and his mom died when he was super young
His grandma raised him in the city
But in the summer she'll rent out a farmhouse from May to September for Finn
That's where he grew his love for nature and the contry
He learned how to read by looking at flower books and what they symbolized
He tried going vegan but he couldn't live without cheese and milk so he's vegetarian
He cooks the best food because...
🍀MANWIFE🍀
He has old cookbooks that date back to the late 1800's early 1900's
Loves to go to flee markets with you
He likes very old vintage stuff
He's really into mythology from all different types of religions
Reads too much and has books stacked to the ceiling in books he's read
Favorite author is Neil Gaiman
He wants to go to London for a trip but has to save up money
He teaches you how to slow dance and is his favorite activite to do with you
As a kid, his grandmother put on Docter Who because she thought it was educational
He never really enjoyed the show
But he did learn about the holocaust
He cries on sad dog movies
He's watches scary movies for the fun of being scared
For a long time wanted to be a psychologist but it takes too much time and he gets extremely nervous around strangers
He's a switch and soft dom
He loves to take care of you and fulfill your needs before his
Will fuck you and eat you out on your period because he sees periods as natural things and they shouldn't be looked down upon
Also, he gets jealous if you use a dildo
Has a very strict skin routine because he's prone to acne
Wants to fuck you in a field full of flowers while you look like a prince/princess
Owns a bodega cat named lasagna
He's a big fan of Lore Olympus
He's secretly a gossiper and is a sucker for drama
He his clumsy as shit
Will trip over air and break his arm
His biggest fear is being abducted
Penes is 7 1/2 inches and is super thick around the middle
Loves anal sex
He probably did go to high school his sophomore year and that where he met Jack
Probably does larping sessions and he was mage
Super into fantasy roleplay
He has a large dragon dildo that he fucks you with and himself with from time to time
He can go for hours and his cum is always abundant
Like once every month or 2 months you guys get a hotel room for the weekend and fuck from 7 to fucking 4 in the morning
Just non stop
He gets self-conscious when you swallow his cum because he's dosn't know how it tastes
He's a little chubby around the stomach and hips
He is very superstitious and sometimes it can be annoying
Loves to watch Disney movies with you
He mostly loves the princess movies
This man is a jackrabbit when he fucks
Fast and hard
Loves to see your face in bliss when you ride him
He gets really whiney and he moans really loud
So loud that the police were called once
So you bought him a gag just incase
He blushes everytime he sees you naked
He will cum in his pants when you dance for him
Finn as a father would be interesting
Because on one hand, he has no idea how to parent and he doesn't know how to deal with teens
I kinda would see him as a great dad during the childhood to pre-teen years then to the teen to young adult years he has no idea what he's doing
He would always try to be the hip dad even though it's really cringey sometimes
During pregnancy, he gets extremely nervous because he does too much research and finds some really dark things that could possibly happen to you
So sometimes he cries because he doesn't want you to die
You comfort him a lot during pregnancy and even the birth
If you guys adopt a child he would be extremely nervous because of the 'what if they don't like me' trope
And you'll just be like 'they better like you because we're paying for their education.'
Y'all would adopt a toddler, not a baby because you both agreed you don't want to have late nights with no sleep
Your guy's kid would go to a private school for a majority amount of time
The kid would mostly take after Finn with his shyness but they grow out of it during their high school years
He would just want 2 kids but if he could afford it he would like to have 6 or 8 kids
Finn is a very family-oriented man and he always wanted siblings growing up
Finn would be a naturalist with his kids and explain things so they feel comfortable and safe
Finn would not tell the 'birds and the bees' story instead he would teach them how to properly court a man/lady
He likes to find berries and herds in the wild than buy them at the store
Is very into watching you masturbate and loves to fuck/suck/or eat you out when your sleeping
He knows how to speak French and will sing French folk songs when your stressed or scared
He can play piano somewhat well and he wants to learn how to play violin
He wrote songs for you but he keeps them to himself because he's too embarrassed to share them with you
Lucian
When you taught him how to cook he wouldn't stop
He grew very passionate for cooking once he learned how
He has cookbooks that explore recipes from different cultures
Is a really big fan of the golden girls and was devastated when Betty died (rip you, absolute queen)
He also likes to watch the history channel and he tells you about all the people who are in hell
He's a fan of Queen
He wraps his tail around your waist
And the best part is that it's totally a unconscious thing he does
He has demon abilities but they are weakened because he doesn't live in hell anymore
For example with his full abilities, he could summon 1 million in your bank account but, now the best he can do is like a 20
He likes to boast about how strong he is so he carries you everywhere
He won't tell you but Luc loves it when you touch and play with his hair and horns
He can go out I'm public but people would just look at him weirdly
His two favorite lies to tell in public are 'I was born this way.' Or 'I do live-action roleplay on Wednesday.'
He loves you but he will argue about the stupidest things
Like, why does it matter what way the toilet roll is? All you need to do is wipe and go on with your life
Theirs a literal bend in the middle of the couch because of his weight and how much he uses the couch
He laughs at horror movies especially supernatural horror
He goes on rambles about how inaccurate they are
But one film that freaks him out is The Wicker Man
That movie makes him question humanity and just makes him uncomfey
His cock is huge
It's 11 inches long and he's SUPER THICK like I mean 6 inches thick
He's got a large head on his cock too and it bends upwards a little
His favorite place to fuck you is on the couch or the island in the kitchen
He will never finger you
Because have you seen his nails
He will hurt you with his nails if he fingers you
When he cums it is a lot
Once you got curious once and you made him cum in a large bowl and measured it in cups
It was 3 cups of cum that you dumped in the toilet and threw away the cups and bowl
He's still upset that you let a good load to waste
But your excuse is that it was for science
You make small charms and jewels that he puts on his horns
Has an obsession with your hands and he loves to caress, play, and kiss them
It's hard to shop for clothes for him because he's so damn big
So sometimes he just walks around the house naked because he has to wash his clothes and he doesn't have any clothes to wear while his stuff is washing
He can be around crosses and stuff it just stings a bit if he touches it
He considers Jesus as a cousin that has been removed
He watched good omens and said it was more accurate in some sections of hell
He told you that he had a pet goat in hell
His dad treated him like he was invisible and he was bullied a lot by his siblings
He was close with his mother but he hasn't seen her for a very long time because it's hard work being the Queen of hell
But she still writes him letters and sends him gifts
He is the baby and is the smallest demon in the royal bloodline
He hums and rubs your body to try to help you sleeep
He has trouble sleeping at night so you give him melatonin gummies to help him drift off
He says his favorite period was the witchy tine because he said that they know how to party
He loves to watch you try to ride him because your so small to him
He loves it when you ride his face
He has a huge tongue and he knows how to use it
One of his favorite activities to do with you is to lay his head in your lap while you read to him
He can't get you pregnant so if you want children you'll have to adopt but it would be extremely hard
It would be hard to raise his kid because his doyou explain your daddy is a demon
He would be a great dad and would want to be the totally opposite from how he was treated
Once his mother heard that he had a child and she came up to see his own little family
She was extremely happy to see her son with a child even though the child came from different parents
He loves to stare into your eyes
Because he feels like he's staring at your soul
He loves it when you sleep on top of him because he is so big and he can rub your back while you sleep
Even though he's a big bad demon he jumps easily when you try to jump scare him
I hope you enjoyed my headcanons! There will be a part 2 with Faust, Auron, and maybe Charlie!
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