#why did no one warn me

[eitlean]

What do you mean they kissed.

[cranberry-queen]

So THAT’S what watching F1 in real-time feels like?? My first official race as a budding Lando Norris fan, and I think I lost five years of my life on that final stretch. Brakes failing (or whatever mechanical nightmare was happening), George Russell closing in, MAX VERSTAPPEN breathing down his neck—it was a full-blown chaos sandwich, and Lando was the filling.

I was not just watching—I was vibrating at an unhealthy frequency. I don’t think I took a single breath until he crossed the line, and when he did? Full-body shutdown. Lights out and away went my sanity. 😵‍💫🏎️💨

If every race is like this, I’ll either become an adrenaline junkie or need a therapist. What a sport.

[lavender-lady-777]

i’m really exciteds to read the vampire lestat! ☝️ i exclaimed with excitement 😁 little did i know. 🫣 it would be a feature. 👉👈 a creature feature... 👹 featuring. 😰 marius de romanus 🤮🤮🤮

[blueberry-ovaries]

DAMIEN LEWIS IS BRITISH???!!!!?

[contententhusiast]

I finished dark rise nd then essentially did not sleep in order to finish dark heir as soon as possible and now I’m so unwell

[pandoras-moony]

i’m going feral help none of my friends know how deep into marauaders fanfiction i am IM IN SO DEEP AND I KEEP SEEING THINGS FROM CRIMSON RIVERS AND TCOPTP AND IM ILL I AM SO SICK I WANT TO READ THEM SO BAD BUT THEN I SEE SHIT LIKE REGULUS CALLING JAMES BABY BY ACCIDENT???????? LIKE WHAT IN THE WOLFSTAR I CANT DO THIS SHIT?????? I ? WILL ? GO ? INASNE ?

[laughingshadows]

So finally finished the main series of the saga of Darren Shan…I get why people don’t write fanfic for this fandom now😭 BRUH THIS IS THE ONE SPOILER SOMEONE SHOULDA TOLD ME ABOUT!!!!!! 😩 I was given sooo many spoilers but the one that could’ve saved me, no one thought to mention🥲🤣 just the smidgen of possibility that all of it might be real? mortifying. Absolutely horrifying. THE THINGS I HAVE THOT ABOUT CERTAIN CHARACTERS?! Not even mentioning the freak nasty thots I’ve already posted?! Their names might not be the same irl but just the chance that they might stumble upon my thots and put things together😟…welp, itsa good thing I tend to get over shame quick🤭 fanfiction coming soon😘🖕💋✨

[nobrain-onlysteven]

he’s so tragic

[imjustavenuxwithaboomerang]

i'm actually so terrified of everything i'm watching right now but i get to see jayden revri in eyeliner so-

[therizzenchaosgod]

HELP!!

Guys I just listen to Epic The Musical!!! Why did no one warn me?!?!?!!!

😭😭😭

I was not built for this much angst!

My heart aches!!

Send help! I need a recovery group!!

[monarchteen]

am never recovering from rina.

[yibeimolihuacha]

I have just finished reading Ninth House by Leigh Bardugo, and Alex Stern has me on my knees (just like she has Danny wink wink).

Can't wait to get my hands on Hell Bent.

[tanjir0se]

Ok I only JUST started Baldur’s Gate 3 so maybe I’m missing something but why have I not seen more blogs gushing about Wyll? Literally the moment he showed up I thought he was so fine I got a nosebleed. Enough about this twink vampire where are the Wyll Girlies????

[critterbutt]

so when dragon age 2 was (idk if it still is) on sale, my mom got me it. which included the dlc i didn't have

NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT SEBASTIAN'S ACCENT AND NOW IM IN TROUBLE

[dark-sappho]

fellas the economy is looking pretty bad right now not gonna lie

[athena-xox]

I keep forgetting I have a side blog since it has no followers ( @briarroselvr it’s a Disney blog but I haven’t posted anything it’s all reblogs) and it has been bugging me all day the one notification that hasn’t gone away 😭😭