#why did i spend time on this

[nico00235]

i did this while i was high truly a fever dream i had once For the, macaque is saying "OH MY GOD PLEASE SAVE ME IS TOO MUCH"

[dhungski]

No comment.

[notsocharmingmagician]

[railsrei]

They’re his crocs.

[the-elu-within]

this is the worst thing i've ever made

[addendumbeekeeper]

That One Barbie Meme But It’s Tim and Conner

This is one of the most high effort pieces I’ve done in a while omg

[extreme-unorthodox-cuddles]

HEY YOU!

YEAH YOU I'M TALKING TO YO-

No this isn't an infomercial.

Have you ever felt tired, but no matter what you do or where you try to relax, you just can't seem to rest? Nothing is ever quite comfortable enough? Or maybe you feel like there's just something missing?

INTRODU-

I already told you, this isn't an infomercial, I swear.

INTRODUCING:

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The perfect solution for maximum relaxation!

Tummy®️™️ will help you with all your relaxation needs, guaranteed or your mon- well this isn't a product or a charged service why is this in the script? - or... uhhh... 1 free letter of complaint to... um... I don't know, whoever invented the stomach, I guess?

Whatever. *Ahem*, Anyway...

Are you finding that no matter where you try to relax, be it bed, sofa, chair, or even that one part of the floor you frequently sleep on and no one knows why? Well, Tummy®️™️ can help! Simply ask a Pred to eat you! Don't give me that look I'm about to explain. A Pred is capable of swallowing you whole and alive, and can then keep you comfortably safe and sound inside of their Tummy®️™️, where you can then simply forget about all of your woes and worries, leaving them outside! But that's not all! As a free bon- This whole thing is free seriously who wrote this script. - As a...nother thing that comes with Tummy®️™️, you also get a full body massage from a Pred, starting as soon as they start to swallow you! Let all the sorrows from the outside be kneaded out of you by the churning stomach walls. You can also customise your Tummy®️™️ experience by either being the same size as your pred, where you'll be given a nice - but not too crushing - squeeze, or maybe there's more of a size difference between you, such as you standing at about half their height, you won't be too cramped but still have that lovely pressure all around you. Or perhaps you're a bit claustrophobic and would rather be able to move about in there? Well then you can also be small enough to be held in one hand, perfect for when you want things to be a bit roomier.

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But!

They don't even need anyone in their Tummy®️™️ for it to be comfy! You can simply ask to lay on it if you so desire! And you know the drill by now: Multiple size options are available! You can lay your head on their Tummy®️™️ at same size, have it be like a soft backrest at half size, or you can simply lay your entire body over their Tummy®️™️ if you're tiny compared to them!

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*For best results, ensure that all parties enjoy and are willing to partake. Terms and Conditions apply.

What terms and conditions? Seriously who wrote this?

Hey you've been quiet for quite a while now are you o- oh they're gone.

This was a stupid idea why did I agree to this

[flipocrite]

with apologies to Rob DenBleyker

[thebreakfastgenie]

I can actually make an index of which names in Billy Joel songs were people's actual names and which ones just sang well.

Actual names:

Judy (Why Judy Why)

Bill, John, Paul, Dave (Piano Man)

Billy (The Ballad of Billy the Kid, and it's not him, it's some bartender he knew, supposedly, also the actual Billy the Kid)

Captain Jack (Captain Jack, kinda doubt this was his legal name but he was known by it)

Virginia (Only the Good Die Young)

Rosalinda (Rosalinda's Eyes, his mother's name was Rosalind)

Christie Lee, Joe (Christie Lee, it's a fictional story loosely based on jokey versions of Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley, Joe was her nickname for him)

The Alexa (The Downeaster "Alexa," he actually did name his boat Alexa after his daughter, not sure if the real boat or the song came first)

Viktor (Leningrad)

Real people, fake names that just sing well:

James (James, a composite of several people)

Laura (Laura)

Fictional characters:

Anthony (Movin' Out)

Brenda, Eddie (Scenes from an Italian Restaurant)

Leyna (All for Leyna)

Charlie, Baker (Goodnight Saigon, not fake names for specific people as far as I know, composites of soldiers)

Unknown/unconfirmed to me at this time:

Eliza (Turn Around, might be Elizabeth)

Roberta (Roberta, real person, not sure if it's her real name)

Bobby, Johnny (Say Goodbye to Hollywood, don't know if they're real)

Little Gio (Half a Mile Away, I think he's like Brenda and Eddie, just a composite of the people Billy Joel grew up with but I don't know)

Diane (Sleeping with the Television On, I'm pretty sure she's fictional)

Songs that mention famous people by name:

Streetlife Serenader (Eisenhower)

Zanzibar (Muhammed Ali, Pete Rose)

It's Still Rock and Roll to Me (Beau Brummel)

Close to the Borderline (45 calibre homicide aka Son of Sam)

We Didn't Start the Fire (I'm not doing this one)

Leningrad (McCarthy)

[my-makeshift-masquerade]

I had art block, so @glitchysquidd gets some messy art related to the other content I made inspired by their stuff. I guess it will be called It All Comes Back to Haunt You collectively.

I get Frighteningly Intriguing is supposed to be a ship fic and all, but my OC takes the concept of being the surviving child of a serial killer and runs with it, so…

[fluffyyymocha]

don't really know what death mark is about but my friend asked my to draw mpreg of this guy and i was bored, though i drew the wrong guy on accident, my hand slipped

he said /j but i took it very /srs

[t0esniffer69]

krill on a grill

(if the moth looks weird its because its rushed and i also used no references)

[broughtteethtoagunfight]

I almost didn’t post this, and tbh I might still delete it, but here you go before I loose the confidence lmao

[klown-krew]

Say “Hello” to the animatronic neighbors from Five Nights at Home!

It’s the Welcome Home and FNAF crossover that no one asked for!

[thegabofriel]

I am so sorry. (the comic is made by weepinglilvines, I did reblog the comic already, here's the link once again, I am so so so sorry for this abomination)

[ratman517]

It took me way to long for the reaching out arm and then just gave up