#why did i make this post?

[toffeesbabbles]

I cannot take the visual of Killer attempting to flirt with someone and then coughing on his own determination and ruining the flow of it all.

[the-masked-dork]

Why is white spy so caked up

[cf8wrk4u-us]

For those familiar with the fan made animation Transformers Combaticons on Youtube, you might have seen Brawl and learned his favorite show was Humans: Animated

A part of me is imagining that this show, if real, would be similar to comedies like The Office, Parks and Rec, Abbott Elementary, or even Modern Family.

It's funny to imagine that there might be a minority of Cybertronians who like these shows about humans who live seemingly normal lives but get into crazy shenanigans😆

[doki-doki-lesbians-club]

HELP i joined a ddlc discord server and im now in the same chats as two (maybe more!!) ddlc fanfic authors that i love and im kind of starstruck???????

[xionisunderrated]

The discord tends to get a bit quirky at night

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[stil-lindigo]

frankly, the people whose kneejerk reaction to bisan asking for a global strike form the 21st-28th is to say that it takes years to organize a general strike are really unhelpful! no one is saying otherwise, but palestine will be a smoking crater if we all wait for years to do anything - bisan is asking us to do something now. Like are we only supposed to do something if we can do it perfectly??? At some point it’s a valid critique about the work that goes into social movement, and at another point I feel like some people are just trying to absolve themselves from not putting any effort into observing a week of economic inaction.

like idk! I get it, okay! People have bills to pay that don’t magically go away for a strike, we don’t have nearly enough social infrastructure in place to support people to fully stop going to work for a week. But fuck, dude! Stop immediately responding in such a defeatist way! Cut out unnecessary purchases! Try to shop local! Put more effort into promoting Palestinian voices online! Attend a protest, call a local rep, do something!

[the-problemo]

people be like: can i you a question?

of course you can, you just did, ask ALL the questions, of all shapes and sizes.

BUT (yes there is a but) be aware that i know virtually nothing, and my answer does NOT come with a satisfaction guarantee (this is where the person starts walking away) and! There's a 80% chance my answer will be completely unrelated to your question!! (Person is pretty much gone now) WAIT WHAT WAS YOUR QUESTION

(Person does not return)

Then i lie awake at night wondering what they were going to ask me.

[the-drunken-huntsman]

Masterlist of my less important OCs

Family of Aneis:

Braiel Sagefen: Father of Aneis

Araneth Sagefen: Mother of Aneis

Andion Sagefen: Aunt of Aneis, sister of Braiel

Taon Sagefen: Uncle of Aneis, husband of Andion

Falmon & Erunia Sagefen: Siblings of Aneis, twins

Elris Sagefen: Cousin of Aneis, son of Andion and Taon

Casan Sagefen: Grandmother of Aneis, mother of Braiel & Andion

Family of Murza:

Chief Botor: Father of Murza & Yamarz, Yamarz's predecessor

Merek gra-Urgra: Mother of Murza, forgewife of Botor

Khargol gra-Lorgoth: Mother of Yamarz, huntswife of Botor

Family of Endurys:

Indarsa Hlaalu: Wife of Belyn Hlaalu, mother of Endurys & Niluva

Family of Metja:

Alvigg Rarensen: Twin brother of Metja

Baldr Rarensen: Father of Metja & Alvigg

Linja Rarensen: Mother of Metja & Alvigg, wife of Baldr

Hafnen Rarensen: Uncle of Metja, brother of Baldr

Odfel Rarensen: Grandfather of Metja, father of Baldr & Hafnen

Ysra Gray-Mane: Grandmother of Metja, wife of Odfel, sister of Eorland & Vignar Gray-Mane

Family of Lilynwe:

Agarthir Tipsy-Fletcher: Father of The Drunken Huntsman siblings

Geldriel Tipsy-Fletcher: Mother of The Drunken Huntsman siblings, wife of Agarthir

Aleum Tipsy-Fletcher: Youngest son of the Tipsy-Fletchers

Carindil Tipsey-Fletcher: Husband of Aleum, Altmer

Waenyth Mercator: Eldest daughter of the Tipsy-Fletchers

Felicius Mercator: Husband of Waenyth, Imperial

Isodor, Brenea, & Baraalas Mercator: Children of Waenyth & Felicius

Elselyn Tipsy-Fletcher: Youngest daughter of the Tipsy-Fletchers

Asha Tipsy-Fletcher: Wife of Elselyn, Redguard

Tiamat Tipsy-Fletcher: Daughter of Asha & step-daughter of Elselyn, Redguard

[idiotsonlyevent]

i wonder where the idea of chilchuck being a deadbeat came from when theres like. no textual evidence for it ?

he knows what all of them are up to; he still writes to flertom and she sent him his neckwarmer, so that to me implies that they at least have a somewhat positive relationship?

its more ambiguous with meijack and puckpatti, but since meijack is also a picklock, i wouldn't be surprised if he taught her himself, considering how trades are often passed down through families, and because he talks about sending people to her if he dies.

also the way he talks about puckpatti is very like... it's obvious he wants her to take things more seriously, but he's accepting, and his tone here reads more fond to me than anything else.

like, he keeps his daughters' old toys under his desk? that doesn't scream 'deadbeat' at all, it screams 'empty nester' who doesn't know how to reach out or is scared to do so

EDIT: i know a lot of the 'deadbeat dad' stuff is jokes, but some people are Not joking and genuinely think chilchuck is a bad dad. this post is not saying that you cant joke about it; it is just outlining what canon shows regarding his (clearly positive) relationship with his kids.

[giantkillerjack]

Today my therapist introduced me to a concept surrounding disability that she called "hLep".

Which is when you - in this case, you are a disabled person - ask someone for help ("I can't drink almond milk so can you get me some whole milk?", or "Please call Donna and ask her to pick up the car for me."), and they say yes, and then they do something that is not what you asked for but is what they think you should have asked for ("I know you said you wanted whole, but I got you skim milk because it's better for you!", "I didn't want to ruin Donna's day by asking her that, so I spent your money on an expensive towing service!") And then if you get annoyed at them for ignoring what you actually asked for - and often it has already happened repeatedly - they get angry because they "were just helping you! You should be grateful!!"

And my therapist pointed out that this is not "help", it's "hLep".

Sure, it looks like help; it kind of sounds like help too; and if it was adjusted just a little bit, it could be help. But it's not help. It's hLep.

At its best, it is patronizing and makes a person feel unvalued and un-listened-to. Always, it reinforces the false idea that disabled people can't be trusted with our own care. And at its worst, it results in disabled people losing our freedom and control over our lives, and also being unable to actually access what we need to survive.

So please, when a disabled person asks you for help on something, don't be a hLeper, be a helper! In other words: they know better than you what they need, and the best way you can honor the trust they've put in you is to believe that!

Also, I want to be very clear that the "getting angry at a disabled person's attempts to point out harmful behavior" part of this makes the whole thing WAY worse. Like it'd be one thing if my roommate bought me some passive-aggressive skim milk, but then they heard what I had to say, and they apologized and did better in the future - our relationship could bounce back from that. But it is very much another thing to have a crying shouting match with someone who is furious at you for saying something they did was ableist. Like, Christ, Jessica, remind me to never ask for your support ever again! You make me feel like if I asked you to call 911, you'd order a pizza because you know I'll feel better once I eat something!!

Edit: crediting my therapist by name with her permission - this term was coined by Nahime Aguirre Mtanous!

Edit again: I made an optional follow-up to this post after seeing the responses. Might help somebody. CW for me frankly talking about how dangerous hLep really is.

[zosanbrainrot]

zosantober day 12 - spicy

mandatory supplies stop

[merlins-strawberriesandroses]

POV you’ve informed the Queen and the Court’s Sorcerer of something and they very clearly know something that they’re not letting on

[kaiserouo]

(2/2, prev)

got a corpus engineer on board

he really likes warframes

[radiance1]

Another link to this post. Meet the parents style.

So, Danny and Jason have been fake dating for a while now, and ended up marrying each other solely for tax benefits. Also, they got cool ass fucking friendship rings that they just couldn't not wear everywhere and being married is convenient so...

Anywho, so Jason has met Danny's parents but Danny hasn't met Jason's parents. Danny knows that he has some ties with the vigilantee scene due to being a Crime Lord-he still doesn't know what to think of his parents connecting the dots immediately when they only met him once while it took him more than that while living with the guy.

He thinks Jason may have been an ex-vigilantee at some point before turning to crime.

Then Danny gets blinded by rich people aura when he finds out that his bestfriend is the long thought dead child of Bruce Wayne. Frankly, he's insulted.

You mean to tell him that his could've been buying ice cream from that high class place all this time!? He shook (literally he grabbed and shook him) that point into Jason, he doesn't care that Jason never told him he was rich but he could've at least bought some high class ice cream once in a while.

Jason who was busy solidifying his power as a crime lord, avoiding his family and making sure not to leak his identity at all: I'm a literal crime lord, and the only thing you care about is me not buying you ice cream?

Danny: YES!!!!

Jason: Dork.

Right anyways, so Jason takes Danny along to meet Bruce and his fam but did say as soon as he started being uncomfortable they're leaving. The batfam is a bit blindsided by Danny, because they thought Jason was bringing his partner but its good to also get a feel for Danny's personality.

Danny and Jason did what's normal for them when Danny starts getting comfortable around the manor full of things that cost waaay more than his rent. Like half-heartedly insulting each other, being snarky, leaning on each other and other such things.

The batfam start thinking that there's more there than they know of. So they start watching a bit closer and ask a few round about questions that fly over Danny and Jason's heads. They just forget they're married often, unless it's regarding taxes.

All of this sends the wrong message when they walk into the same room and, being nosy, one of the batfam comes up to the door and uh. They hear the bed moving quite a lot.

So.

Meanwhile, Jason is trying to wrestle with Danny because this man does not pick a lane. He'll either be the human octopus (who is cold as hell) Jason has ever seen, he'll try to kick him off the bed in his sleep as if Jason personally offended him in some way, or he'll sleep in some wacky position that interrupts Jason's sleep. The last one is tied to the other two, however.

So, Jason has to frequently wrestle this man into a proper position where they both manage to get some sleep and it wouldn't have been so bad if Danny wasn't a goddamn sleep fighter. He would know, he had to nurse a bruised jaw for a few weeks.

Why do they sleep together? Listen, when you're in an apartment with not a lot of money, you gotta cut costs where you can alright?

[cicada-crt]

I want to use a transfem sub with another trans guy dom so bad its unreal... we could tie her up and take turns facefucking her with our tdicks and breeding her with our straps, groping her tits and leaving bitemarks and dark bruises wherever we can. It would sooo nice hearing her whine as we talk about how good she feels and how pretty she is right in front of her. We'd constantly praise her but only to each other as if she's just an adorable fucktoy for us to use (because she is!!)

Maybe if we're feeling really mean we could just make out and frot our dicks together in front of her until the poor girl is whining an begging for our touch, barely able to stop herself from grinding her hips back and forth from how desperate she is. Or maybe we'd get competitive and try to see which of us can make her cum the most, writing or carving little tally marks on her thighs to keep score until her mind is completely empty and she's reached the limit of what she can take