#why did i make that picture of mickey & sonic

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Forgot to post here lol

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Amy Rose the Hedgehog/Echidna

Alright you motherfuckers, Amy Rose is a Hedgehog/Echidna Hybrid and i’m going to prove it to you.

1. The history of Amy Rose

1a. Classic Amy

Amy Rose made her video game debut in 1993's Sonic the Hedgehog CD, as a non-playable character. In this game she is an 8 year old hedgehog girl kidnapped by the new antagonist, Metal Sonic. In the Japanese release, she was primarily known by her nickname Rosy the Rascal, although it is still stated that her real name is Amy Rose. She later appeared as a playable character in several ensemble spin-off games such as Sonic Drift, Sonic Drift 2, Sonic the Fighters and Sonic R. She did not appear in any of the early TV series, although she was included in most comics, including the Archie Comics series, the British Sonic the Comic and the French Sonic Adventures. (Via Sonic Wiki)

TLDR; Amy first showed up in comics, although she was created for the video games. As shown above her first video game appearance was Sonic CD. 

Amy Rose was created in response to a request from the character division of Sega's licensing business, who wanted a character that could be the "Minnie" to Sonic's "Mickey" However, it was felt that it would go against Sonic's personality for him to locked into a standard cartoon relationship like Mickey and Minnie. Instead, it was decided that a one-way relationship, where Amy's affection for Sonic is unrequited, would be more interesting ((via Sonic Wiki)) 

TLDR; Amy was created in response to a request to give Sonic a love interest, but feeling that would “Go against his character”, they made it a one-sided relationship.

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Why am I letting you know this? Well to be acquainted and understand the significance of MODERN Amy, you need to know CLASSIC Amy.

Classic Amy had a very different design, although she was still pink, she wore different clothes, has different quills (very important) and is 8. She only showed up in Sonic CD and the comics, pretty much being reduced to a minor character. Even to this day, Classic Amy has no appearance in Sonic Mania (2017), despite having Mighty and Ray, only making an appearance in a holiday episode of Sonic Mania Adventures (2018)

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1b. Modern Amy

When Sonic Team reunited and started work on their three-dimensional follow-up to the classic Sonic games, Sonic Adventure, it was decided they would revive the pink hedgehog and give her a starring role in the game. Like the rest of the returning cast, Amy was given an updated design by Yuji Uekawa. While Sonic, Tails and Knuckles all received minor design changes, Amy's clothing and hairstyle were completely revamped. She also had her entire figure redesigned to make her appear older. In addition to her redesign, her official age was changed from 8 to 12. (via: Sonic Wiki)

TLDR; Amy was brought in as a main character in Sonic Adventure, getting a complete revamp in character design, unlike the other characters who only had minor changes.

Remember this. It will come back later. 

Now we’re to the Amy we know and love! Short cute hair, colors that actually match and don’t look horrific (why is classic wearing green and orange. Whos idea was that) And older, but maybe not too much more mature, Amy Rose. 

Another note, her design might have been revamped, but her personality wasn’t.

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2. Why that Matters

I know what you’re thinking, “why is that incredibly handsome he”-no sorry, “why are we going though the history of Amy? Why does it matter just tell us why you think she’s part echidna?” 

I’m getting there, don’t worry.

I wanted everyone to be extremely clear on her history, on the changes between CLASSIC and MODERN, which is very important to this theory. Not everyone us super aware of her history.

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3. Her (modern) Design 

-it was decided they would revive the pink hedgehog and give her a starring role in the game. Like the rest of the returning cast, Amy was given an updated design by Yuji Uekawa. While Sonic, Tails and Knuckles all received minor design changes, Amy's clothing and hairstyle were completely revamped. (Via Sonic Wiki) 

Now, Finally, let’s get to her design, and the weirdness of it. 

3a. Her quills

Amy is a pink-furred anthropomorphic hedgehog with green eyes and peach skin on her muzzle and arms. Unlike other hedgehogs, her spines are not spiky in appearance - but are rather worn down like that of ordinary hair, somewhat resembling a bob cut. (Via: Sonic Wiki)

I’m going to assume you knew I was getting to this

“Unlike other hedgehogs”, is a totally fair statement. Every other hedgehog we’ve seen (Even non-canon ones with terrible designs ((looking at you sonia))) Have had their quills in a very specific manner.

Out, Long, and Back. 

Very much in contrast with Amy’s, Down and Short.

Also note that Shadow and Sonic, on their heads, have six quills, silver having two long ones and 5 bang quills. Basically, their quills are layered, Amy’s however, is not. It’s one right next to each other. 

I note the layered quills as very important. Makes sense for mobian hedgehogs right? I mean they have layered quills like that in real life, even if there’s a lot more. 

This is very important why? Because there’s another species that has their quills/spines/hair/etc. right next to each other, instead of layered. 

Interesting how close it is to Amy’s own hairstyle isn’t it?

it’s even drawn similarly. 

In conclusion, her quills are VERY strange for hedgehogs, but very average for echidna’s, weird for a hedgehog huh.

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3b. Her Back

“What?” You say, confused. 

But listen.

There’s one specific thing that other hedgehogs have, that Amy Rose is lacking.

Back Quills

None on her back. Absolutely zero.

Again, strange and weird for a hedgehog, not at all strange or weird for an echidna.

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3c. Other stuff

-The top of her red dress looking like a crescent moon, alot like Knuckles’s own on his body. I just noticed this looking at the two ref sheets above. -Might be crazy, but I feel like with the 3D models Amy’s tail is longer than the other hedgehog’s. Might just be me though -Most (normal) hedgehogs we’ve seen like Sonic and Silver have very cool colors like Blue and White, and Echidnas are very centered around reds and oranges. And I mean, Pink is a light shade of red.

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4. Hybrids

This will be a quick one, hybrid’s HAVE existed in the sonic universe

Although an obscure character now, Fang the Sniper has always been a hybrid.

Touma would state on Twitter that he designed Fang with a jerboa (トビネズミ?) motif in his mind.[6] However, the sales departments of Sega decided upon him being half jerboa and half wolf in Japan, and a weasel in North America.[7][8]  (Via: Sonic Wiki)

And, you could be wondering why i’m saying she’s a hybrid and not just an Echidna instead of a Hedgehog. Well, She has the hedgehog ears and eye-shape.

5. The whole picture

I’ve shown you the pieces, now to put it together. 

Each of these things with her new design sepretly would mean nothing, but together it means a lot. 

But you HAVE to be thinking, “There’s no way that was purposeful.” and I get it. When I first thought of this theory, that was the roadblock that kept me from fully believing it, until I did some research. 

I don’t belive it was the idea from the beginning. And by that, I mean CLASSIC Amy.

She looks like a hedgehog, she has back spines, she has normal, layered, quills. As well as Amy debuting before Knuckles in Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (1994)

MODERN Amy, however. Is a different story.

Remember when I told you to remember a certain paragraph?

When Sonic Team reunited and started work on their three-dimensional follow-up to the classic Sonic games, Sonic Adventure, it was decided they would revive the pink hedgehog and give her a starring role in the game. Like the rest of the returning cast, Amy was given an updated design by Yuji Uekawa. While Sonic, Tails and Knuckles all received minor design changes, Amy's clothing and hairstyle were completely revamped. She also had her entire figure redesigned to make her appear older. In addition to her redesign, her official age was changed from 8 to 12. (via: Sonic Wiki)

Amy’s design was changed drastically for Sonic Adventure, even saying so in this paragraph. Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles got minor things, like eye colors and more dexterity. Eggman got an outfit change. Amy’s whole body was changed. Quills, Back, Outfit, Everything. 

Once again, you’re wondering, “Why does this matter?”

Amy was completely redesigned for Sonic Adventure. A game that include, features, hell, CENTERS around Echidnas. 

Every flashback is about the Knuckles clan, and how Chaos ended up like that™️ because of them.

In a game where you have a bunch of Echidnas, I, personally, feel like i’d be difficult to make the mistake of 50% of Amy Rose looking like one.

Anyway Amy Rose is an Echidna/Hedgehog hybrid and either doesn’t know or is too dumb to tell anyone thanks by

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Words in the Office

For: @anyfandomgoesbingo​ Square Filled: Office CEO WC:  1724 Show/Pair: Rose Tyler and the 10th Doctor from Doctor Who No Beta “Rose Tyler, you are not going out like that!” Jackie Tyler scolds her daughter. This caused the young woman to huff as she grabbed her three-inch high heels. She knew she should have changed her outfit in the TARDIS. It would have saved her from this particular conversation with her Mum.

 “Mum, it’s nothing major and I don’t look all that bad,” Rose says pinning her hair back from the curls she’d just spent at least an hour on. “Besides, no one will be looking at my bum anyway, it’s mainly for research.” She attempts to lie biting her lower lip. This sent Jackie into a whole rant about how she’d changed ever since she met the Doctor only three years ago. That particular meeting saved her life and made Rose realize what she wanted, besides being a girl in the Henricks shop folding clothes all day. Of course, the Doctor had regenerated since she’d first met him, but that didn’t mean she loved him, and his two hearts, any less. The Doctor was a Time Lord from the planet Gallifrey. When the two met, he’d saved her life from plastic window shop dummies that were destined to attack all of London. Since then, they’d shared many adventures. Rose even got to officially meet her Dad, even if she’d mistakenly caused a paradox. 

This time the Doctor, the 10th incarnation to be precise had noticed some strange readings in a nearby office space. Hence the reason why Rose had dressed up for this particular outing. She was showing as a Health and Safety officer, distracting others so the Doctor could come in and see what type of alien was threatening the earth this time. Having finally escaped her Mum, Rose sighed approaching the blue police box that was the TARIDS. The Time and Relative Dimensions in Space box. Made of Gallifrayen tech, bigger on the inside than its outside. Using her silver TARDIS key, Rose entered inside. Heels click-clacking on the grates. “Doctor? We’re gonna be late for my appointment!” The blonde called standing by the console. Echoing in the halls, the clank of the Doctor’s sneakers echoed. His eyes glanced over her figure. Rose had chosen a subtle blue dress that hugged her body and seemed to make her look more beautiful than the normal ‘Pink and Yellow’ human he’d nicknamed her. Seeing her in this outfit, reminded him of the first time his previous face looked at her before they met Charles Dickens. Or, on most recent adventures, of how she looked in a roman toga dealing with the goddess Fortuna. “Wow….You look stunning,” he says, stammering a bit. Normally the Doctor liked to ramble, but when it came to one Rose Tyler, she took his breath away. “Ya know I still don’t like the idea of you posing for something again, you know what happened last time. Had you and me both turned into stone.” He reminds her gently. 

Rose rolled her eyes just like Jackie. “I’m not dealing with a stone carver now am I?” She teased, giving him her usual teasing tongue through her teeth smile. Arriving at the artist’s photo studio, Rose made her way inside to wait for her photo session. The Doctor was busy using his sonic screwdriver to make his way past locked doors. There was something here, he just didn’t know what yet. Something was wrong, but he wasn’t able to figure out what. As the Doctor explored the office, Rose stood with the photographer when a certain stench had filled the air. “Do you smell that?” She asks one of the other models. 

The redhead brushed it off as if it was nothing. “No worse than my husband’s cologne,” she replied in a Scottish accent. 

Rose rolled her eyes and tried to focus on the photographer. The Doctor in the meantime was trying to figure out what this alien was. The creature he’d faced was bothering him, that nagging feeling of knowing something before but couldn’t put his finger on it. As his luck would have it, he and Rose were not the only ones working on this. Kate Stewart. Daughter of the Doctor’s dear friend the brigadier, now head of UNIT, the unified task force, had caught wind of this. One of her officers had reported the sighting of the TARDIS to her. Her father always made sure to have the number to the TARDIS in her phone in case he was ever needed, or in the event of his passing, the Doctor would be the first to know. She dialed him, but there was no answer as he wasn’t in the TARDIS. Blast. How was she supposed to tell him the Zygons were back? Having a gut feeling of what was possibly occurring, The Doctor had grabbed the machine he’d invented when it goes *Ding* there was an alien nearby. Needless to say, it never had a name, just called ‘the machine that goes ding. As he neared the set of the photoshoot, his machine started chiming like a bell. “Oh no….” he whispered. He finally realized what they were dealing with. “Zygons, Rose is surrounded by Zygons!” As he’d figured it out, the red creatures appeared, ready to take Rose as their next victim. “Oi! You lot!” The Doctor called, popping out of his hiding spot. “I don’t think you want to mess with her.”

“Doctor….We meet again.” The Zygon hissed. This made Rose puzzled She’d never met them before. Was this another part of his past she didn’t know? Like Sarah Jane.

“Yes, but it’s just me this time, but I’m still going to have to ask you to leave.” He says politely as possible, even if the Oncoming Storm was boiling underneath whenever Rose was in danger. The Zygon’s threatened Rose with a snarl, but seeing the storm underneath, they seemed to cooperate and back off. “This planet is defended remember, and I will stop you. Even if I’m not wearing this face, you will cooperate.” The brown-haired man issued as a threat just like he had when he’d first regenerated and lost his hand. With the matter of the Zygons settled, the duo of timelord and human returned to the TARDIS, Rose having ditched her high heels to be more comfortable. As they relaxed in the console room, Rose bit her lower lip. “You met those creatures before, but never told me. Why?” She questions filling the empty space of the room. The Doctor who had set them off for a random location wondering where they’d end up this time and looked at the human confused. “I’m sorry?” he blinked. Her expression repeated the question without her needing to ask a second time. This made the Doctor sigh and pinch the spot between his eyes on the bridge of his nose. “If you say wibbly wobbly timey wimey your down for a smack.” Rose teased interrupting as he seemed deep in thought. The Time Lords dual hearts hammered in his chest. What was she trying to get at? “Rose, I’ve had a lot of adventures before we met. You know that. I mean, you did meet Sarah Jane after all.” He reminds. “What were you going to tell me that day on the street? When you said you’d never forget me?”Rassilon damned she went there. This made him let out a long sigh. Shoving his hands in his pockets as he usually did when he was nervous to talk about something. “Does it really need saying, Rose?” His words filled the tense air, you could hear a pin drop if one listened close enough. The Time Lord let out a breath, shaking his head. “Rose….” he whispered. The girl in front of him meant so much to him. Hadn’t his actions told her how his hearts felt for her?

“Its just three little words. Why can’t you say them?”

“As I told you before, as a Time Lord I don’t age. I’ve seen so many people live and die. People I care about, people who mean the whole universe to me. But you, Rose Tyler are something special. You’ve saved me on more than one occasion. Shouldn’t actions speak louder than words?”

“But sometimes we want to hear them. We want to hear how one person feels about the other.” Rose argues.  “You and Mickey do that? Tell each other how you feel?” He tossed back. Rose was growing irritated with him now. Why was the Doctor always this stubborn? Crossing her arms over her chest, she glared.  “I’ve known Mickey when I was a kid. Or did you forget that when we went and saw Dad? I did love Mickey, and we tried dating but I kept seeing him as my brother, with you it’s different. It’s why I looked into the TARDIS that day when I saved your life. Or have you forgotten I did that too” She says, anger dying down to a soft whisper. 

Hearing her explanation, the Doctor felt his hearts breaking. Of course he remembered her saving his life on that platform. Nearly burning out her brain to do it, causing him to regenerate from the previous face he had to this current one. “Come here,” he whispered and reached into his pocket. “I’ve been wanting to give this to you but never knew when to.” Rose looked at the box he was holding. A small velvet box inside was a heart-shaped necklace. The design held in the middle was that of a pink rose surrounded by gold. The Time Lord cleared his throat seeing her in awe of the jewelry he’d just given her. “Open it up.” He says gently. Inside was a picture of the two of them on their first Christmas together at Jackie’s.

“Got that from one Fanny Price,” he explained. “The-The necklace. The photo was from your Mum.” Rose hugged the taller man tightly. Pressing a kiss to his cheek. “Doctor I love it.” She exclaims, tears falling down her cheeks. On the other side, were three little words, engraved in silver so they could be seen against the gold. Rose waited, looking up at him with her hazel eyes, which looked green most times. Holding her breath, allowing him to say the three little words she’d been waiting to hear.  “Rose Tyler, I love you”

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Birthday Girl

Bloodline Family Series

Even though Simba complained about Kennedie, he loves her so he wanted to make her birthday as special as possible. He started to complain that her birthday is literally seven days after Valentines Day but he sucked it up just for her and accepted the fact he was going to have to be mushy twice in a weeks time.

Teddy ended up going back home so his dad could fill out his transfer papers from school. He planned to finish his senior year of high school in Florida with Simba. But before he went back he helped Simba plan what he was going to do. Usually he picked Kennedie up for school and got breakfast before going but he had Porshe take her. As far as Kennedie knew, he had an appointment and wasn't coming.

After second period, Kennedie walked with Porshe to their next period with a slight pout on her face. Porshe bumped her shoulder.

"Girl, it's your birthday. You're finally eighteen. What's with the face?"

Kennedie shook her head, thanking a classmate who wished her a happy birthday as they passed her. "I havent talked to Simba at all today. Last time I heard from him was last night when he told me he wasn't picking me up."

Porsche bit back her smile, "Well he did say he had an appointment, Ken. Maybe he was nervous or something and forgot."

"But how? I put those annoying reminders on his phone that he hates," she pouted walking into their next class.

Porshe laughed loudly earning a glare and pout from her best friend. She tried to calm her laughter as they walked through the classroom to get to their seats.

"Maybe that's why then. You know how he gets when he's annoyed. Teddy's the same way."

Kennedie sulked in her desk, "But it's my birthday."

Porshe shook her head at her best friend and pulled her phone out to text Simba without the teacher seeing. Simba was standing in Party City when he got Porshe's text. He couldn't help but smile imagining the pout on his girlfriend's face.

Simba waited for the associate to come to the balloon counter and gave a small smile. "Hey, I came to pick up my balloons."

She smiled politely, "And what's your name?"

"Simba."

After a while, she gave him his balloons and he was out of the store headed to his aunt's bakery to pick up the cake he ordered for her. When he walked in he saw his mom and both aunties behind the counter, he walked behind the counter to hug them.

"What's up? The cake ready, TK?"

Kandice smirked at him and pointed to the counter on her right. "Its over there in the box."

He laughed a little, "Why you lookin at me like that?"

"Same reason we're all looking at you," Trinity teased pinching his cheeks.

Apryl laughed, "Your mean ass being all nice. Took the day off from school to make sure she has a good birthday. Being all secretive and cute."

Shaking his head, Simba went to grab the large cake box so he could leave. "Ima see yall later. I got one more stop to make before she gets outta school."

"Uhuh. I'll see you at home. I got your outfit for later."

Simba thanked his mom, said his goodbyes and left the bakery. After making the last stop to drop the cake, her gifts and most of the balloons off, he sped a bit to get to his high school before school let out. Parking in front on the sidewalk where the student parking lot is, Simba got out with her balloons and roses and leaned against his black challenger waiting for her to come out.

Porshe saw Simba's text and started to coax Kennedie to put a bit of pep in her step.

"Why you rushing me?"

"Cause it's the end of the day," she sassed as they walked towards the exit with their classmates, "And I am ready to go. It's thr weekend, girl. My Teddy bear is coming home today."

When they got outside, Kennedie didn't pay any attention to her classmates grouping up a bit and stopping to talk because they did it every day. After a nudge from Porsche, Kennedie looked up from her phone looking directly at her boyfriend and smiled.

Simba saw his girlfriend smile and smiled back. Her smiles were contagious for him. She walked quickly down the steps with Porsche behind her and hugged Simba.

"Baby, I thought you forgot!"

He laughed hugging her back as best as he could then kissed her. "How could I forget my girl birthday? Especially when she put seven alarms on my phone."

Laughing, Kennedie pulled away them looked at her best friend.

"You knew?"

"Of course I knew, Ken. If I really thought he forgot your birthday, I would've cussed him out by now. But have fun, call me whenever you get back home."

Porsche hugged them both then jogged to her Chevy sonic. Some of their classmates lingered to watch the couple. Simba passed her the balloons and her roses.

The smile on her face grew even wider.

"My favorite colors! Is that money, Josiah?"

He sucked his teeth, "Aight now, ima let that slide cause its your birthday. But yeah it is."

Kennedie counted the roses then stared at him, "There's ten roses."

"I know that," he laughed.

"That's $1000, Simba."

"I know that too," he nodded opening the passenger side door for her, "Get in, baby. Let me get them balloons."

As they rode through the streets, Kennedie kept a smile on her face. She took pictures and videos for her social media accounts. Usually would complain about her doing it but he joined in for her laughing and smiling. He let her play her favorite music as well.

Thirty minutes later, Simba pulled up to the valet of the Four Seasons Hotel Disney Resort. He hopped out with his engine running and opened Kennedie's door helping her out them grabbed her balloons out the back. The valet worker handed Simba a ticket before he entered the hotel.

This was the stop he made prior to getting Kennedie from school. Jey had met him here to check in, since Simba was only eighteen Jey put the room in his name.

The couple went straight to the hotel and up to the tenth floor. Opening the room door, Simba allowed her to go in first and him behind her. Setting her stuff down, Simba approached her from behind putting his hands over her eyes.

"Keep walking," he whispered in her ear.

She laughed nervously, "You not about to kill me or nothing are you?"

He laughed, "Man just keep walking till I tell you to stop."

He led her into the bedroom and took his hands from her eyes. When he didn't hear a reaction, he peaked around at her. He laughed loudly when he saw her squeezing her eyes shut.

"Man, open ya damn eyes, baby. Ain't shit here gon scare you."

Slowly, she opened her eyes. Her hands went to her mouth as she looked around the room.

"Simba," she said touching the cards attached to the balloons, "This is beautiful. Thank you."

"You welcome, Doll. I'm glad you like it."

"What are these attached to the balloons?"

"I wrote down all the reasons I love you, all the things that I love about you and my favorite memories with you."

"Awwee, Simba. I love you."

Kennedie moved to hug him and cried softly into his chest. He wrapped his arms around her, hugging her tight and rubbed her back.

"Love you too, Kenni. Now stop that crying big baby."

She pushed him playfully taking a step back. "Not funny."

"Aight aight," he laughed, "But um I talked to my parents and your mom about us staying so this is us for the weekend. As you can tell it's a Disney resort cause your childish ass loves Mickey and shit. I got us passes for the whole weekend but tonight we have a dinner date and fireworks to see. How that sound?"

Kennedie smiled at her boyfriend still wiping her face, "It sounds amazing, Simba."

"Aight, we don't gotta do nothin that's not why I brought you here. It was just something for us to get away and to be closer to Disney. Aight?"

Kennedie nodded starting to look around the room.

"Cool. Your mom packed your bag and I had my mom pick some stuff out for you, it's all in the closet. Your makeup and all that other shit is in the bathroom," He explained pointing as he went, "You go ahead and start getting ready its three now and dinner is at seven. I'll be back by six thirty."

She frowned, "Where you going?"

He kissed her forehead then started to back away, "Hope you didn't think I was done with the surprises, baby. You'll see when I get back."

Before she could stop him, Simba was gone and she stood looking at all the balloons with a goofy smile on her face. Of course she took pictures and read the notes while she sat on Facetime with Porsche

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Trending 27th - January 2020

What have been your efforts in the campaign for SaveWOY and what are your upcoming plans to save WOY? Now this is a question worth answering!

In the past, I made a little list of the things I did to support SaveWOY and bring awareness to Wander Over Yonder’s existence and its third season plans. Since then, I’ve done a whole lot more from hand-drawn art to more intricate art. Some of them are almost as special as that signed poster @peepsqueak got from the WOY crew as a token of their gratitude.

Here’s an updated list of everything I did for SaveWOY so far:

Attended the SaveWOY picnic at Griffith Park, where I got to sign a banner.

Pointed out various higher-ups involved in the business of Disney television.

Sent several letters to the higher-ups, some of which had envelopes with an image of the downed space pod taped to them.

Started a weekly Twitter post series, SaveWOY Thought of the Week.

Made Lite-Brite art of Wander and Lord Hater, which Craig McCracken and Francisco Angones liked.

Attended D23 2017 with an Operation: FORCE drawing of Hater, a colored page of Wander and Sylvia and a few facts about WOY, and an orange pen with a green hat (I got the hat from the aforementioned picnic) - there, I signed a bench with Wander and the phrase, “Never hurts to help.”

Signed my name, drew Wander (and my own character, Jacken DeBox), and wrote, “Happiest place in outer space!” on the highest beam for Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge.

Wrote a letter (and drew Wander) for the victims of the Las Vegas tragedy with the message, “The darkest times call for the sunniest smiles!”

Got Craig to reveal the name of the ship (said to play a BIG part in S3, made a cameo in Future-Worm) when I commented that we’d have to figure out the name - his response: “The ship is called The Star Nomad.”

Wrote a couple of cards to two Disney higher-ups with the message, “A little nice makes naughty think twice!”

Drew Dominator in a situation that might take place several seconds after she passes the downed space pod, just in time for Noël Wells’s B-day.

Made the Star Nomad with LEGO Digital Designer.

Made three images in the style of the original Star Wars trilogy VHS set.

Posted 50 WOYS3PredictionPolls on Twitter.

Made an image of “The First 5 Years” with over 140 individuals (including the question marks for 3 new mains and 2 new regulars - I still want to know what they look like!) and one cleverly made Hidden Mickey.

Shared WOY-related images from my 1st 5 Years fan art on Twitter acknowledging the B-days of most of the voice actors (Charlie Adler, Kevin Michael Richardson, Ken Marino, Josh Sussman, H. Michael Croner, James Adomian, Jason Ritter, and Piotr Michael clearly noticed).

Typed a summary of how I think the S3 premiere would go.

Typed lyrics to “Let’s Go Soarin’ and Explorin’,” a song from my aforementioned S3 premiere summary. Wouldn’t it be great if Andy Bean used it?

Made a microgame with WarioWare: D.I.Y. where the player has to spin the fan to make the Star Nomad fly. Part of a chorus from “Let’s Go Soarin’ and Explorin’” included.

Started FanCharacterFriday on Twitter - more Tumblr users seem to like Dr. Otmar Vunderbar.

Made a short comic page of Lord Hater trying to break out of the DTVA vault plus a sly reminder that Disney owns the rights to WOY.

Shared a list of potential episode titles for S3.

Made an actual LEGO Star Nomad based on the model made with LDD. Hopefully, those who worked on WOY have noticed. In case you missed it, here’s a picture...

Now, the ideas I have in mind for further boosting support for the campaign. I may not be able to do most of them myself, but they are certainly for everyone’s consideration.

Provide updated information of higher-ups (if any).

As soon as we find out what Kid Cosmic looks like, expect fan art of him saying, “Watch my show and tell your friends so we’ll make that Mousey Company pay for what they did to my half-brother!”

Another SaveWOY picnic - if there’s one in my general area, you can count me in.

LP album artwork of My Fair Hatey.

A mural identical to that of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate consisting of not just characters from WOY, but also characters who were said to debut in S3 and characters who’d fit in perfectly, namely some of my OCs.

Pumpkin stencils of the main characters for Halloween.

Drawings of various WOY characters stuck on the ex-secret planet explaining why they need to leave said planet. Maybe I could also show how the galaxy’s villains would react if they learn that Lord Dominator’s been bested by Lord Hater.

Drawings consisting of SaveWOY-related messages spoken by the main characters from Disney shows that got at least three seasons (e.g. DuckTales, Fish Hooks), tons of love from the viewers and the executives (e.g. Gravity Falls), or both (e.g. SvtFoE, Mickey Mouse ‘13).

Example with Phineas and Ferb:

Phineas: “We may be creative and famous, but we’re not the ones who came up with the Star Nomad. It’s the ship powered by orbbles! Orbbles! I’d LOVE to see it take flight, wouldn’t you? If you let Mr. McCracken end the show his way, and not the executive way, which, truth be told, is the absolute worst, Wander will surely be elated!”

Ferb: “The Orbble Transporter was invented by conjoined twin brothers, voiced by the performers of the theme song.”

Irving (peeking in from the side): “Speaking of voices, the titular main character sounds JUST LIKE ME! How could you possibly resist?! And look, just because I’m the biggest fan of these guys (gesturing to P&F) doesn’t mean I have no interest in what’s planned for the furry orange fella!”

Since I’m a full-time Disneyland cast member, I should be able to make contacts with anyone who might have more clues about what S3 would entail. It might be a long shot, but if I’m able to convince Disney that WOY’s influence on my life boosted my chance at gaining employment at the company, they should understand.

A weekly Jeopardy-type pop quiz on Twitter - here’s the catch: you must refrain from finding information online when you read the answer (I bet you that the most hardcore fans of the most popular shows will get most of the questions wrong).

Example: This arachnomorph got his name from a dog tag he swallowed when he infiltrated a fish-shaped ship. He later became Lord Hater’s beloved pet.

-Who is Captain Tim?

Summaries of S3 episodes I made up myself a while back.

More fan-made characters - my most recent is an elected official of Cluckon, Mayor Spye C. Drumstick.

Conjuring a logo that best fits the status of S3/TV movie - Wander Over Yonder: The New Galaxy (the center would have the silhouette of the Star Nomad with Wander and Sylvia on it).

Brainstorming possible ideas for the three new main characters.

If all else fails, I suggest we make a web comic based on the hints we accumulated back in 2016 and what we learned from the cameo in Future-Worm’s finale. Team Sea3on has been taking that approach for SatAM Sonic the Hedgehog S3, though they are also making an animated version.

That’s about all I’ve got so far. In closing, I have several questions to ask as the new decade kicks off.

Disney executives: Are you even listening to us WOY fans? What more do you want? I’ve done so much for the campaign that I feel I’m entitled to know everything that was planned for WOY’s third and final season, especially now that I’m working full-time for your company. If you tell us what your demands are, we’d be happy to oblige.

@crackmccraigen: Are you aware of how hard the fans and I have been trying to talk Disney into giving you the chance for true closure? We’ll make sure we watch KC when it comes out on Netflix. If we’re lucky, we might see WOY get added to Disney+, where it should get that closure, assuming you’ll have finished KC your way before then.

@suspendersofdisbelief: I know you’re super busy with DuckTales and you love the plans for WOY S3 so much that you can’t bear to reveal it all in one post, but it’s been waaaay too long since we got any hints from you. Are there any other WOY S3-related facts you could describe in much greater detail? The campaign could do with more motivation.

Non-WOY fans: Are you convinced? Need I remind you what’s in the end tag of the “last” episode of WOY? You know there’s much more to life than tales from the land of Ooo, a blue middle school cat boy in a world of unusual individuals, adolescent twins in an Oregon town filled with oddities, a half-gem half-human protagonist, a coming-of-age princess of Mewni, a trio of ursine trend-followers in San Francisco, and all that jazz. If you’re not one bit interested in Hater’s origin story and all that was planned for S3, it’s your loss.

Pessimists: Will you please dispense with this unnerving “Wander is dead” talk? As a certain Popeye would say, “That’s all I can stands, I can’t stands no more!” You’re not trying to let the Disney bosses win, are you? You probably used to think previously canceled shows like Hey Arnold!, Samurai Jack, and Young Justice could never be brought back. The point is, all is not lost.

@peepsqueak and WOY fans/SaveWOY supporters: Have I been of assistance? Almost every remark I’ve ever made shows wit and perception. I mean, just think. Wander is still stuck in that vault where his goal of reforming Lord Hater remains incomplete, and he has no idea of what threat awaits him. He says, “Glorn, help us.” It’ll take something big and extraordinary to convince every Disney fan (and perhaps every Netflix fan) to talk some sense into the higher-ups. Not to mention the replacement/back-up voice actors we’ll have to find if Disney takes even longer (we already lost one - René Auberjonois). We shan’t rest until we get the answers!

@disneyanimation

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Through time and space 14

You scroll through your messages, it turns out your family went back to Bobby’s and that Dean finished up fixing the Impala. You smile when you see the picture Katie sent, the picture is of Dean leaning against the hood of the car smiling like an idiot. You dial Katie’s number and press call.

“Hey (Nickname).” Katie says answering the phone.

“Hi, so Dean actually got on a plane?” You say in response walking away from the control room.

“Yeah, about a day after you left with the Doctor. Thanks for that by the way.”

“How long did it take you to notice I was gone?”

“Not that long.” You then notice that you’re farther than you wanted to be… you somehow ended up by the swimming pool.

“Well shit.” You say, confusing Katie.

“What?” She asks.

“I went the wrong way… instead of going to my room, I ended up at the swimming pool with no idea how to get back to the control room.” Katie snickers. “Not funny Katie.”

“It kind of is.” You groan, before losing your footing for a moment. You tell your sister you’ll call her back later. You manage to find the control room again.

“What just happened?” You ask.

“She’s dead. The TARDIS is dead.” The Doctor mournfully says. You notice that Rose is gone, and you notice the green light coming from underneath the control.

“I don’t think the TARDIS is all dead just mostly dead.” You say you smile a little bit when you realize you made a Princess Bride reference. “I say that because of that blinking green light.”

“Green light?” The Doctor asks. He follows where you’re looking and starts rummaging around. “That’s all we need. We’ve got power! Y/N, Mickey, we’ve got power! Ha!” The Doctor looks like a kid at Christmas. The madman that owns the magic blue box says it lives, confusing Mickey.

“What?” Mickey asks.

“The TARDIS isn’t a machine Mickey, it’s alive.” You explain.

“It’s tiny. One of those insignificant little power cells that no one ever bothers about, and it’s clinging to life, with one little ounce of reality tucked away inside.” The Doctor says.

“Enough to get us home?” Mickey asks.

“Not yet. I need to charge it up.”

“We could go outside and lash it up to the National Grid.”

“Wrong sort of energy. It’s got to come from our universe.”

“But we don’t have anything.”

“There’s me.” The Doctor cradles the green light in his hands and blows on it. The light gets brighter. “I just gave away ten years of my life. Worth every second.”

“So the TARDIS is recharging how long does that give us?” You ask.

“24 hours give or take.”

“In that case let’s take a look around.” When the group splits up you go with Mickey instead of Rose or the Doctor.

“Why’d you come with me?” Mickey asks.

“Because I have no interest in meeting Rose’s dad or staying in the TARDIS, besides you’re always ending up forgotten, somehow.” You reply. Mickey chuckles.

“Thanks, Y/N.” He says.

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Unsurprisingly you and Mickey get into a bit of a situation. The two of you get mistaken for someone you’re not.

“What the hell are you doing with Y/N Holmes, Ricky?” The person who snagged you and Mickey asks.

“I think you’ve gotten us confused with someone else.” You say. “I’m Y/N Winchester and this is Mickey.”

“I know the wife of Mycroft Holmes when I see her.” You wrinkle your nose slightly- why the hell would you marry Mycroft? Mickey rolls with it.

You pull your gun out of the waistband of your jeans and fire a few shots into the ceiling causing everyone to freeze. “I will put away the gun when you untie my friend and stop calling me by someone else’s name.” You say in a calm tone of voice. “Yes, my name is Y/N, however, I am not a Holmes.”

“Y/N Holmes can’t shoot worth crap boss.” One of the men says. “I reckon that we should do what she says.” The man called Ricky reluctantly agrees. They free Mickey he looks a bit scared of you.

“Do you always keep that thing on you?” He asks.

“Pretty much. Now, let’s figure out what in hell’s name is happening.”

After awhile everyone is reunited and the Doctor explains Cybermen. “This day keeps getting better and better.” You sarcastically state.

“Y/N.” Rose says. “Not the time.” You roll your eyes as your phone goes off. You dig it out of your pocket and look at the contact and just simply turn off your phone.

“They don’t need to know about this.” You mutter as you put your phone away.

“Your family?”

“Yeah.” You then notice all the people lined up outside on the street. “Oh my god.”

“What?”

“Take a look.” Everyone does so and the look the Doctor has on his face is ‘oh shit’ once out of the van you go with Rose, the Doctor, and Pete (Rose’s dad). The four of you duck in an alleyway behind trash cans. The Doctor uses his sonic to confuse the Cybermen walking past.

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Mickey says he doesn’t want to be the tin dog anymore. “What do you mean by a tin dog?” You ask. Mickey shakes his head not answering the question.

“If we survive this, I’ll see you back at the TARDIS.” The Doctor says, grabbing your arm and running off with you and Mrs. Moore. The three of you head to the cooling tunnels. You button up the flannel you’re wearing, glad that you decided to wear one of your brothers���.

“It’s freezing.” Mrs. Moore says.

“Any sign of a light switch?” The Doctor asks.

“No, nothing.” You reply.

“I’ve got these. A device for every occasion.” Mrs. Moore hands both you and the Doctor a flashlight on a headband. Both of you put them on.

“Haven’t got a hotdog in there, have you? I’m starving.” The Doctor says causing you to roll your eyes.

“Of all the things to wish for. That’s mechanically recovered meat.”

“I know. It’s the Cyberman of food, but it’s tasty.”

“Doctor focus.” You say.

“Right, of course, sorry Y/N.” The Doctor replies. “Let’s see where we are.” Cybermen line the walls. You let out a small gasp. “Already converted, just put on ice. Come on.”

“Are you sure those things aren’t activated?” You ask. The man from the planet Gallifrey taps on a face of a Cyberman. No reaction.

“Let’s go slowly. Keep an eye out for trip systems.” The Doctor advises. He then makes small talk with Mrs. Moore. “How did you get into this, then, rattling along with the Preachers?”

“Oh, I used to be ordinary. Worked at Cybus Industries, nine to five, until one day, I find something I’m not supposed to. A file on the mainframe. All I did was read it. Then suddenly I’ve got men with guns knocking in the middle of the night. Life on the run. Then I found the Preachers. They needed a techie, so I just sat down and taught myself everything.” Mrs. Moore replies.

“What about Mr. Moore?”

“Well, he’s not called Moore. I got that from a book, Mrs. Moore. It’s safer not to use real names. But he thinks I’m dead. It was the only way to keep him safe. Him and the kids. What about you two? Got any family, or…?”

“I’ve got three older siblings. Mom died when I was little and my dad died fairly recently.” You reply.

“Oh, who needs a family? I’ve got the whole world on my shoulders. Go on, then. What’s your real name?” The Doctor adds in.

“Angela Price. Don’t tell a soul.” Mrs. Moore, well Angela replies.

“Your secret is safe with us.” You say.

“Doctor, did that one just move?” Angela asks shining her flashlight at one of the Cybermen.

“It’s just the torchlight. Keep going, come on.” The Doctor replies as another Cyberman comes towards you three. “They’re waking up. Run!”

The three of you climb up a latter to somewhere safer at least for the moment. The Doctor seals the trapdoor with his screwdriver. You guys walk along a corridor where there’s a lone Cyberman. “You are not upgraded.” It says.

“Yeah? Well, upgrade this.” Angela retorts. She throws a small rod with copper wire wrapped around it at the Cyberman. It sticks to the metal and the Cyberman jerks, then sparks and collapses.

“What the hell was that thing?” You ask.

“Electromagnetic bomb. Takes out computers, I figured it might stop the cyber-suit.”

“You figured right. Now, let’s have a look. Know your enemy. A logo on the front. Lumic’s turned them into a brand. Heart of steel, but look.” The Doctor replies as he removes the logo boss on the chest. Inside is not just electronics.

“Is that flesh?!” You ask, your voice an octave higher than normal.

“Hmmm. Central nervous system. Artificially grown then threaded throughout the suit so it responds like a living thing. Well, it is a living thing. Oh, but look. Emotional inhibitor. Stops them feeling anything.”

“Why?” Angela asks.

“It’s still got a human brain. Imagine its reaction if it could see itself, realize itself inside this thing. They’d go insane.”

“So they cut out the one thing that makes them human.”

“Because they have to.”

“I’m going to be sick.” You declare. Seems like nobody hears you because the Cyberman starts to speak.

“Why am I cold?” You almost start to cry- there is still a human somewhere in that Cyberman suit.

“I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.” The Doctor mutters.

“Why so cold?”

“Can you remember your name?”

“Sally. Sally Phelan.”

“You were a woman…” You say in a soft yet broken voice.

“Where’s Gareth?” The Cyberman, well Sally asks.

“Who’s Gareth?” The Doctor asks.

“He can’t see me. It’s unlucky the night before.” You’re heart literally shatters. This woman was going to be married before she the Cybermen ‘upgraded’ her. “I’m cold. I’m so cold.”

“It’s all right. You sleep now, Sally. Just go to sleep.” The Doctor says, as he puts the sonic screwdriver inside the chest cavity and switches her off. “Sally Phelan didn’t die for nothing because that’s the key. The emotional inhibitor. If we could find the code behind it, the cancellation code, then feed it throughout the system into every Cyberman’s head, they’d realize what they are.”

When Angela stands up, a Cyberman grabs her shoulders and electrocutes her. “Sensors detect a binary vascular system. You are an unknown upgrade. You will be taken for analysis.” The Cyberman says to the both of you. You share a look with the Doctor, you’re glad that you’re not dead (yet) but you’re also confused about why you’re not dead. You should’ve read as a human on the Cyberman’s sensors.

“We’ve been captured, but don’t worry, Rose and Pete are still out there. They can rescue us.” The Doctor tells you as the two of you are lead to a control room. Unfortunately Rose and Pete are already there. “Oh well, never mind. You okay?”

“Yeah. But they got Jackie.” Rose answers.

“Where’s Mickey then?” You ask. Rose shrugs. Pete says that his boss upgraded her. The Doctor then asks where is the man in charge of all of this. He comes out as a Cyberman in an upgraded wheelchair.

The Doctor talks for awhile before saying: “Oh, Lumic, you’re a clever man. I’d call you a genius, except I’m in the room. But everything you’ve invented, you did to fight your sickness. And that’s brilliant. That is so human. But once you get rid of sickness and mortality, then what’s there to strive for, eh? The Cybermen won’t advance. You’ll just stop. You’ll stay like this forever. A metal Earth with metal men and metal thoughts, lacking the one thing that makes this planet so alive. People. Ordinary, stupid, brilliant people.”

“You are proud of your emotions.” The Cyberman in the wheelchair points out.

“Oh, yes.”

“Then tell me, Doctor. Have you known grief, and rage, and pain?”

“Yes. Yes, I have.”

“And they hurt?”

“Oh, yes.”

“I could set you free. Would you not want that? A life without pain?”

“You might as well kill me.”

“Then I take that option.”

“Doctor?” You ask. The time lord throws you a look, shutting you up.

“It’s not yours to take. You’re a Cyber Controller. You don’t control me or anything with blood in its heart.” The Doctor says to the Cyberman.

“You have no means of stopping me. I have an army. A species of my own.” The Cyberman explains.

“You just don’t get it, do you? An army’s nothing. Because those ordinary people, they’re the key. The most ordinary person could change the world.” You manage a scared smile. “Some ordinary man or woman, some idiot. All it takes is for him to find, say- the right numbers. The right codes. For example, the code behind the emotional inhibitor. The code right in front of him.”

“What’s he doing?” You whisper to Rose. Your best friend shrugs in response.

“Even an idiot knows how to use computers these days.” The Doctor states, you then realize he’s referring to Mickey. “Knows how to get past firewalls and passwords. Knows how to find something encrypted in the Lumic Family Database, under er… what was it, Pete? Binary what?”

“Binary Nine.” Pete replies.

“An idiot could find that code. Cancellation code and he’d keep on typing. Keep on fighting. Anything to save his friends.”

“Your words are irrelevant.” The head Cyberman says. The Doctor shrugs.

“Yeah, talk too much, that’s my problem. Lucky I got you that cheap tariff, Rose, for all our long chats.”

“You will be deleted.”

“Yes. Delete, control, hash. All those lovely buttons. Then, of course, my particular favorite, send. And let’s not forget how you seduced all those ordinary people in the first place.” Rose’s phone goes off, she pulls it out of her pocket and looks at it. “By making every bit of technology compatible with everything else.”

“It’s for you.” Rose says handing the Doctor her phone.

“Like this.” The Doctor puts the phone into a docking station, which it miraculously fits. The code is transmitted and the Cybermen cry out in pain. The code appears on every computer screen. Cybermen everywhere look like they are in pain. The Doctor gave the converted Cybermen back their humanity.

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“I have never been more happy to see that big blue box.” You say. Your moment of happiness is gone when you hear Mickey say that he would like to stay behind in this parallel world to look after his gran. The Doctor hands Mickey, Rose’s phone so he can continue destroying the Cybermen in this world.

“I guess if we ever get stuck here again we have some allies on our side.” You say with a watery smile. “Guess we’ll see you around Mick.”

“Look after those siblings of yours Y/N.” Mickey replies pulling you into a brief hug. With that, you walk into the TARDIS.

The TARDIS lands in the Tyler’s flat and Rose pulls her mother into a hug, relieved that she’s okay.

“Where’s Mickey?” Jackie asks.

“He went home.” You answer. “Thinking of home, I should get back to my family.”

“Need a lift?” The Doctor asks.

“Yeah. That would be great.”

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The Woman Who Fell To Earth

Some thoughts.  Under a cut for spoilers.

Ryan sort of smiles when he says ‘you mean Graham’ – he’d not completely bothered by the idea of him being grandad

Graham’s adorable, trying to be supportive

Why do Graham and Grace have a train to take but not Ryan?  Where does Ryan live, if not with them?

Weird alien things have been happening on Earth throughout Moffat’s run – why doesn’t he know better?

A mechanic – he should meet Mickey

I like Grace- she’s brave

“Fam?”  I love how she looks at Graham as if wondering if it’s proper terminology

Honestly, of all them, I’m probably Graham.  “Nope, too weird – I’m out of here”

LOVE the eyeroll

Let the five year old have the lights and sirens, Yaz

So they were good enough friends in primary school for his grandmother to know her?

I want chocolate…

No initials?  Remind me what ‘TARDIS’ means…

I would swear she’s says the new nose is so ‘UNreliable’…  no?  just me?

So Graham’s unwillingly retired, eh?

Just give her some tea, Grace, she’ll be right as rain

Senses are difficult, Doc, we know

Never let the Doctor use your stuff, Ryan, first rule

I love that the Sinclairs are the first ones to chase the Doctor, thrilled.  Yaz follows partially cause of her job training, Graham cause he doesn’t want to be left behind.  Plus, you know, his wife

DEFINITELY Graham

Interesting that it’s Yaz who keeps up with the Doctor

Shouldn’t the signal origin have led to Mr Tentacles?

Did the Doctor just genuinely apologize, without prompting?

AND a thank you!  All sincere!

Well, I suppose that vaguely explains the shape of the sonic.  But I still see you, 13

I love her facial expressions so far.  All of them.  And the happy-go-lucky college-try approach

For someone who gets captured/locked up/tied up/generally incapacitated often, I would think having a knife might come in handy?  Say, for ropes?

So it’s September?

Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!  (Or Team TARDIS)

And it’s a good hobby, Doc, but… considering how often it’s gotten you killed…  might be time for a beach trip with fruity drinks and little umbrellas, yeah?

Kid, I think you’re about to learn that’s not always a good thing…

A grandchild just lost their grandparent…

Graham and Grace are so cute

It’s only been a couple of hours, but Yaz has the Doctor’s number.  “I’ve got a plan?”  “Really?” There’s not a shred of belief there, lol

Oh, they’re good. Don’t start a panic, blame bureaucracy

How could he possibly hear her?

At least he took his hard hat…

I like Grace – she’s brave and righteous.  I like Graham too – he’s terrified (so would I be) but he loves his wife, and he’s not going to let her go alone.

God bless this generation – and Google!

Step, jump… semantics

No way he was gonna make it…

“These legs definitely used to be longer!”

Wow; in the background, it’s is pouring, but no so on them

Recipe to make  ONE (1) Doctor: “Bit of adrenaline, dash of outrage, and a hint of panic”

DAMN RIGHT YOU ARE

When did you have time to transfer the bombs?

HOLD ON, HOLD ON HOLD- SHIT

Poor kid

At least she ditched the coat…

Poor guy

Cancer - No wonder Graham was so sensitive about the ‘DNA bombs’; he’s already lived through that

“Make them a part of who I am” yeah no kidding – have you looked in a mirror yet?  This has to be at least 2-3 days post-regeneration, right?

“Sometimes”?

Doctor, when have you bought women’s clothes?  *Pictures 9 standing outside the fitting rooms while Jack and Rose try on everything in the 27th century store* *Pictures 10 lingerie shopping for Rose*

I love the disbelief on Yaz’s face.  “Is that what you’re wearing?”

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Rose x Ten, post GitF-au/fixit; angst, fluff, romance, more angst, and possibly some smut later, but this part (and all parts on ff.net) is sfw (minor exception for brief language).

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Stunned, Rose can’t summon the words to argue with him—Please don’t take me home, at least let me say goodbye to my friends first, please just talk to me, please—they all just drift around uselessly, unable to climb their way out of her throat. Silently, she follows after him.

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The first thing Rose hears upon setting foot in the TARDIS is the sound of her own name, nearly lost amidst the full solid weight of Mickey barreling into her like a freight train.

“Oh my god, I can’t believe it, I thought you’d never make it back!” Mickey half-laughs, half-shouts into her ear. His arms wind snugly around her, a pair of friendly boa constrictors squeezing her in happiness. Rose hugs him back just as tightly, barely managing to blink back tears; she didn’t expect to cry right now, but god, it just feels so comfortable and warm, and it’s been so long since anyone hugged her.

“The Doctor said all the links were severed when you when through the mirror,” Mickey continues. “He said it was impossible, he said—”

Suddenly Mickey steps back, his nose scrunched in confusion. “Hang on,” he says, holding Rose at arms’ length while he looks her up and down, eyes traveling over her coiffed hair, her heavy silken gown. “Wow. You look different.”

“Wow,” Rose teases. “You don’t.”

“Well, it’s only been a few hours for me—what about you?”

“About six months.”

Mickey’s face darkens, his eyes flickering over to the Doctor. “Six months?”

“Yep, looks like my calculations were a bit off,” the Doctor says, his voice tight as he breezes past them up the ramp. He rounds the console, tossing a switch here, a lever there. “Well, to be fair, it’s less to do with my calculations, more to do with an unstable time window—difficult to predict, those, especially when they’re in such a sad state of disrepair. But luckily for us,” he says, and his gaze very carefully avoids Rose at that last word, “there was a loose connection.”

The TARDIS shudders around them as it dematerializes, and Rose closes her eyes at the sound of the time rotor grinding, the still-familiar vworp-vworp noise and the soft and gentle buzz-hum underneath. She places a hand against a coral strut, relishing the sandpaper-roughness beneath her fingers, and this time she doesn’t fight the tear that trickles down her cheek. It’s as if a hole was gnawing away in her chest over the last half-year, no matter how she tried to ignore it, but now it’s filling in again. Good grief, but she’s missed these sounds, this place.

“So that’s that,” the Doctor says, as if it’s final, somehow. Rose opens her eyes to find him galloping down the ramp, striding out of the console room. “End of one chapter, beginning of another. Welcome back to the TARDIS!” the Doctor shouts over his shoulder.

And just like that, he’s gone.

“Huh,” says Mickey, watching the Doctor’s retreating form. “That’s weird.”

“What’s weird?”

“I dunno. I guess I expected him to, like, run in here holding your hand and babbling about all your adventures or professing his eternal love or something.”

Rose laughs, and it’s only a little sarcastic. “Yeah, right. Me too.”

“I’m serious.” Mickey glances both ways before leaning in closer, his voice lower now, as if he fears being overheard. “He wasn’t half-mad while you were gone. He was downright manic. It was all sonic this and reverse the polarity that and maybe I’ll check some timey-wimey-whosie-whatsit and what if I could punch a hole in the local space-time continuum without compromising the fabric of reality and blah blah blah, just a bunch of muttering to himself while he ran around the TARDIS and pulled at his hair.”

Running a hand over his own hair, Mickey shudders. “It’s a wonder he didn’t yank it all out.”

“Yeah, well,” Rose replies, fidgeting uncomfortably. “Maintaining the timelines and all that’s sort of stressful, I guess.”

“It was almost scary, the look in his eyes,” Mickey continues, crossing his arms over his chest, protecting himself against the memory. “Like he was a wounded animal or something—you know how they get in the movies, like when they’re cornered, but they’ve got nothing to lose, nothing left in ‘em but the fight, and then everything goes to hell? It was just like that. He couldn’t see or hear anything in front of him, couldn’t think about anything that wasn’t you.”

Something sickly bubbles up in Rose’s stomach, weighing heavily at the pit of it, and she has a sinking suspicion it’s got nothing to do with the corset cinched around her waist. She can picture the Doctor just as Mickey described him, stalking about the console room, alternately muttering under his breath and shouting at the top of his lungs, his frame shaking with the effort to contain the desperate energy inside. She imagines the way his hands would fist in his hair and his mouth would contort in a grimace, his eyes scanning frantically over everything while his mind raced through nearly a thousand years’ worth of memories and facts and tricks and hints. Rose has seen it all before, when they’re trapped at the end of the line, no way out, the fate of a life or a town or a planet or a galaxy weighing on the Doctor’s shoulders.

(She has never seen him act this way because of her.)

“Anyway,” says Mickey, snapping out of his reverie, “Glad that’s done with. Bloody terrifying, that was. Not to mention exhausting. Feels like I haven’t slept in days.”

He punches Rose lightly in the arm. “What about you, though? How’ve you been? Six months, that’s impressive. Probably got a whole truckload of new stories to tell, yeah?”

Distantly, Rose hears everything coming out of Mickey’s mouth, but for some reason, she can’t seem to focus on it, much less discern any meaning. She can’t stop her gaze from wandering over to the corridor where the Doctor disappeared, twisting her hands together while her teeth sink into her lower lip.

“So, you gonna go after him, or what?”

Rose blinks. “Sorry?”

Mickey offers her a wistful grin. “You waited for him all that time, didn’t even know if he’d find you again—but you still love him, don’t you?”

Rose can’t find the words to reply, but really, she doesn’t need to; her silence seems to tell Mickey everything he needs to know.

“You know he’s not good enough for you, right?” Mickey chuckles. “You deserve better.”

Smiling, Rose wraps her arms around Mickey in a tight hug, pecking a kiss on his cheek afterward for good measure. “So do you.”

“Don’t I know it. Now run your arse over there so I can go get some sleep!”

**

Rose doesn’t try to find the Doctor straightaway. Instead, she takes her time, wandering through the halls of the TARDIS. She kicks off her heels and sighs in relief, delights in the coolness of the floor beneath her aching feet, one hand running along the wall as she walks. Its pebbly surface rasps against her fingertips until they’re pleasantly numb—she imagines it’s like a series of little kisses from the TARDIS, welcoming her back.

“Glad to have your wolf again, hmm?” she asks quietly, and maybe she’s just imagining things again, but she can almost feel the hum shifting in the back of her head, its pitch changing ever-so-briefly, like a little flash of golden happiness in her skull. Grinning, Rose pats the wall. “Missed you too,” she whispers.

She thinks of stopping by her room. This dress isn’t getting any more comfortable, after all, and a hot shower or relaxing bubble bath sounds absolutely divine. But that sick feeling still burbles in her stomach, and Rose knows that no amount of scalding water or fruity soaps will drive it away.

Rose could play dumb, if she wanted, checking the garden or the pool or the galley or any other room first, to buy herself some time, to rehearse her words in her head, but she knows exactly where the Doctor is, and she allows her feet to carry her there.

She finds him, of course, in the library.

Evidence strewn about the coffee table in front of the settee suggests that the Doctor must have been tinkering, books and papers and tools and sonic screwdriver all piled atop each other in a miniature mountainous landscape. Amidst everything else is a small globe of some sort—astrolabe is the word that comes to Rose’s mind, except that she doesn’t actually have a clue what an astrolabe is, or even how she heard of it in the first place—but it has been long-since abandoned, its mechanical guts spilled and forgotten. As for the Doctor, he leans back on the settee, his hands clenched over his face, pushing his specs up into his hair.

He doesn’t move when Rose steps into the room. She tries to remember the last time she was able to sneak up on him like this. She can’t.

Rose clears her throat and the Doctor snaps to, slipping his specs back down and reaching for the globe and the sonic as if he never let them go.

“Did you need something?” the Doctor asks. Rose can’t help but notice how tired he looks; she swears the lines around his eyes run deeper than they used to.

“Yeah,” she says. “I…”

She hesitates. Silently, she berates herself for her cowardice. Why can’t she just talk to him—why can’t she just say what’s on her mind? She’s never had this problem with anyone else, not ever, never had to stopper her words or tiptoe on a thousand invisible eggshell-thin rules the way she does around him. Squirming in her gown (god, but it’s absolutely murdering her ribcage), Rose casts about for the best words to open this discussion, because she absolutely is going to initiate this discussion, she’s not going to let him squirm away from her this time, she spent more than enough time putting up with pinching shoes and heavy underskirts and beyond-stupid 18th-century customs and she’s had enough of the bloody damn rules. She’s not going to let him close around her like a corset, cinching her closer and closer only to push her away when things get too tight; she’s going to put her foot down and they’re going to have a bloody talk because it’s ridiculous for them to keep brushing everything under the rug, and this dress is hot and scratchy, and he’s infuriating, and why didn’t she just go take her dress off before this, and wouldn’t it be so much better to have things out in the open instead?

Yes, she decides; yes, it would. Rose steels herself.

“I need help taking my dress off,” she blurts out.

The Doctor’s eyes raise a little in surprise, and Rose furiously fights the blush rising in her cheeks—of all possible things, why, why was that the one that popped out of her mouth?

“It’s just, back in France, there were people to help with this sort of thing,” she rushes, stumbling over her words. “And Mickey’s already gone to bed, and, you know, it sort of seems like a bad idea to show up on the Estate wearing something out of the 1700’s.”

“The Estate?” the Doctor asks, frowning.

“Yeah.” She swallows. “You said you were gonna take me home, remember?”

“Right,” says the Doctor, diverting his attention back to the instruments in his hands.

Rose waits for him to speak again, but he’s strangely quiet. “You are still planning to take me home, right?”

“Well.” The Doctor fiddles with the globe, tapping the sonic against it in a rat-a-tat-tat. “Certainly, yes, I did say that. And. And I meant it. That was indeed a valid threat. No, not a threat—a promise. I am absolutely, positively, definitely taking you home.”

He sneaks a glance up at her. “Unless. You know. You’re not ready to go home yet.”

Relief washing over her, Rose hides a smile. “I think I can wait a bit.”

“Good,” replies the Doctor just a little too quickly. When Rose can no longer hide her smile, he points an accusatory finger at her. “I did mean it, though,” he insists.

“Sure.”

“I am taking you home. Just not right this instant.”

“Got it.”

“It wasn’t a bluff.”

“’Course not.”

“Just…no reason to rush, right?”

Rose beams at him. “No reason at all.”

“Excellent.” The Doctor brushes some nonexistent dirt off his trousers before standing up from the settee, placing his instruments back down on the table. “Glad that’s sorted. So, I’ll see you tomorrow bright and early, then? Tomorrow and early being relative terms, of course.”

“Sure, but, erm…”

The Doctor watches her expectantly, and Rose’s cheeks grow warm beneath his gaze again. “I still need help,” she admits, gesturing over her shoulder, to the laces on the back of her dress.

Eyes following the line of her hand, the Doctor’s face goes blank. Rose thinks she can pinpoint the very moment realization dawns on him, his eyebrows arching once again in surprise.

“Right,” he says, shaking his head. “Yes, of course.” Wordlessly, he spins his finger in a circle, a silent suggestion that Rose should do the same. Rose turns away, forces herself not to twitch at the coolness of his hand on her neck as he brushes a tendril of hair out of the way.

They both fall quiet, the silence only interrupted by the soft sounds of silk and linen whispering against each other while the Doctor works, deftly untying knots and unlacing laces. But for all that his fingers are talented, the Doctor isn’t quite as adept at this as the women at court, and more than once, Rose’s breath hitches as the corset tightens before loosening.

Rose stifles a laugh. She’d be lying if she said she had never fantasized about this at least a little bit, the Doctor slowly peeling a gorgeous gown off her body, unwrapping her like a delectably rich gift. But between the pinch at her waist and the anxiety in her tummy and the ache in her ribs, this just might be one of the single unsexiest things she has ever experienced.

“So, what did you two get up to while I was away?” Rose asks—she tells herself it’s an attempt at playfulness, just a distraction, and not related in any way to what Mickey told her in the console room. (It’s certainly not a quiet way to test him, definitely not a subtle way to see how far she can push.)

The Doctor pulls a lace a little too tight and Rose bites her tongue to stop herself from grunting. “Not much,” the Doctor replies, and Rose could almost believe him. “We mostly just did a bit of research, poked around until I figured out how to get back to y—how to sort things out.”

“Yeah, Mickey said it was only a few hours here.”

“Yeah,” the Doctor echoes, but something about the way he says it is flat, empty.

His fingers still at her back. “Rose, I’m sorry.”

Rose shrugs, squirming in her half-done corset. “Eh, you’re doing your best. Eighteenth-century underwear’s a right bitch.”

“I’m sorry I didn’t come back sooner.”

Rose’s lips part in surprise. “Ah,” she says, softly.

The Doctor resumes his task, pulling at the laces once again. “It shouldn’t have taken me so long to figure it out, the loose connection in the fireplace,” he continues. “It’s ridiculous, really. I don’t know what came over me.”

At that, Mickey’s words resound in her ears. He wasn’t half-mad while you were gone.

“Don’t worry, it won’t happen again,” says the Doctor. “But still: I apologize. Six months is a long period for a human to be stranded anywhere, especially three hundred years out of their own time.”

“It was only five and a half months,” Rose mumbles halfheartedly.

“Still. I should have done better.”

“Eh,” says Rose. “It’s all right. I knew what I was getting into, crashing through that mirror. I mean, you were pretty explicit about what would happen.”

She drinks in a deep breath now that her ribcage has the room to expand. She can tell by the position of the Doctor’s hands at the small of her back that he’ll be done loosening the corset soon; she tells herself that if she’s going to talk to the Doctor, really properly talk to him, she needs to do it now, while neither of them can see the other’s face. She tells herself it will be easier that way, even if she can imagine exactly expression his eyes and mouth will make.

“I’m actually more upset about how you treated me afterward,” she admits, her pulse thundering at the confession.

The Doctor falls silent once again—doesn’t even emit an irritated sigh or let loose an explanatory bit of babble. He just works on pulling the last of the laces loose, his pace steady and never-changing. Lightheadedness suffuses Rose’s head, filling it like a dull fog, and she knows this time it’s got nothing to do with the corset.

“Look, I know you were just frustrated, and concerned about the timelines, and—and maybe a little worried about me, too,” Rose rushes. (A wounded animal, she remembers Mickey saying; Couldn’t see or hear anything in front of him.) God, she hopes the Doctor doesn’t notice the way the back of her neck flushes. “But you can talk to me about it, yeah? Just let me know those things are going through your head, instead of being all mean and angry at me.”

“I was never angry with you,” the Doctor murmurs.

Brow wrinkling in confusion, Rose glances over her shoulder. “What?”

At last, the gown and corset completely loosen around Rose, enough that she has to clutch her arms to herself to keep the garments from slumping to the floor. “All done,” says the Doctor, and Rose hears him step back, step away. “You’re good to go.”

Pulling together the last threads of her courage, Rose whirls around to face him.

“Doctor—”

He stops, hands shoved in pockets, mouth stretched thin. He waits.

“Just please tell me what’s going on,” Rose says, pushing the words out before she has a chance to overthink them.

Glancing around the room—at the books on the shelves, the other books scattered on the floor, the faded rugs and comfortable old afghans, the imitation Tiffany lamp (or a genuine Tiffany lamp, one never knows)—the Doctor plays for time. “I’m sorry I was so unpleasant to you earlier,” he tells her slowly. Carefully. “You’re right. It was unnecessary. I let my frustration get the better of me. And you didn’t deserve that. You…you only did what I would have done, after all.”

Shaking her head, Rose allows her corset and gown to fall to the floor, leaving her in nothing but a thin white shift. She steps out of the garments, toward him, watching him as he watches her. If the Doctor registers how bare she suddenly is, he doesn’t show it; somehow, despite being fully-clothed, despite the gates shuttering his face, he seems more naked than she does.

Rose approaches him slowly (gently, so she doesn’t scare him off). “Please.”

“What more could you possibly want from me?” the Doctor pleads tiredly.

“Doctor,” Rose breathes, her stocking-feet padding silently over the wood-paneled floor until they come to a stop opposite his plimsolls. She stands very close to him, now, close enough to count every single one of his eyelashes, chart a starfield out of his freckles.

(Rose wonders if Reinette noticed any of these things. Did she admire the shape of his mouth when he spoke excitedly of science and adventure and awe at the majesty of the universe and the turn of the earth—did she feel a warm glow in her chest when his eyes landed on her face, did she sense his double-heartsbeat when they drew close for a kiss?)

“When everything’s said and done, what do you think you’ll regret more?” Rose asks, her voice gone quiet and soft, and maybe just a little sad. “Everything you said and did—or everything you didn’t?”

The Doctor’s hands ball into fists in his pockets, and Rose fully expects him to turn and flee. But before Rose has a chance to react, his hands are no longer in his pockets—instead they’re cupping around her jaw, shocking her with their coolness as he draws her face upward for a harsh and bruising kiss.

A strange buzzing fills Rose’s head and her mind goes completely blank.

For a moment that stretches into eternity, she can’t hear anything but her pulse rushing and roaring in her ears, can’t feel anything but the cool pressure of the Doctor’s hands framing her face and the warmth of his breath on her lips. She stiffens, mouth parting in surprise as her brain races to catch up with everything that’s happening. She half-expects the Doctor to take advantage of the opening, invade her mouth with his tongue like any other bloke would do, pushing past the swell of her lower lip and tasting her like she’s a whole new world for him to explore, but he doesn’t; for all that the kiss is frantic and she can feel his teeth in it, it’s surprisingly chaste.

It’s still too much.

Overwhelmed by the intensity of it all, by the Doctor’s closeness and the way he trembles as he clutches her, by the hormones fizzing up drunkenly in her head, raging a fierce battle with everything else crowding in there—the confusion, the hurt, the shock, and yes, the want, of course the want, the want that kept her going in France, kept her awake more nights on the TARDIS than she’d ever admit, the want that had burned so hot and so shamefully and so deep in her gut that it was easier to pretend it wasn’t there than to acknowledge its scorching existence, always the want—

(But the look on his face when he talked about Reinette, but the things she’d heard and seen back on that spaceship—)

Couldn’t think about anything that wasn’t you

—Rose shoves at the Doctor’s chest, pushing hard so she can break away with a ragged gasp. The Doctor staggers backward, panting a bit himself, his eyes blown as wide as Rose has ever seen them.

Chest heaving, Rose stammers incoherently, steadying herself against a bookshelf. Her mind fishes about for something to say (absolutely anything will do, anything, anything please), but her heart flutters madly in her chest and she can’t think of anything else but that and the taste of the Doctor on her lips.

The Doctor blinks the shock out of his eyes and pushes a hand through his hair. “I’m sorry,” he blurts out.

Rose knows she should reply, but her vocal chords don’t seem to work at the moment.

“I’m so sorry,” the Doctor repeats breathlessly as he pushes past her out of the room.

Rose doesn’t turn to watch him leave; she’s stuck in place, her feet frozen and unmoving as if they were glued to the floor. The only thing she can do is shiver, and whether she should blame the cold or something else entirely is anyone’s guess.

Rose gulps.

***

Next Part

***

[taiey]

A directory of all my interesting things (2/2)

Stretching the concept of “monthly” self-rec to its limit here... Obviously you should go look at all of these, but bold marks the most interesting things. ♥ 

Martha

Full-arc picspam

Doctor Martha Jones. 

+1

You’re a physician?

troll appreciation post

Just one day leave me behind, a million miles from home.

Clara/Martha parallels.

This Is War

jewellery + thinky

There is no gun

eye-closing for the dead

Martha Jones exposes the plasmavore in Smith and Jones.

Don’t mention it.

Martha meme:

8 moments of medium awesome

Relationships:

Martha & the Doctor: 1/2/3

Tish

Francine

Hath Peck

Milo & Cheem

Tallulah

Riley

“moments of revelation”

mistakes

Traits:

the authority thing

magnanimous

finding beauty

skeptical

media fan

endurance

What does the legend say?

perfectly reasonable question

their hit single Did Shakespeare Hit On You? (Did You Walk The Earth?)

hugs

“this job is way below my pay grade “

the way the hands keep holding

Celebrating New Who: March 23rd: Favourite Character

happiness

minor characters

weakness

At work

you need that boy/like a bowling ball/dropped on your head/which means not at all

[pictured: the sheer magnificence of Martha Jones]

That thing where Martha suddenly drops the non-violence doesn’t actually feel like character development to me.

“they say she’s going to save the world.“  +1

Family +1

“I reckon you’ll find someone worth believing in.”

in The Shakespeare Code

in 42

And you leave because you’re certain Of who you want to be…

Noun-traits

Looks like a lady / Thinks like a leader / Shoots like a boss

contempt/confusion face

“Should’ve been that the Doctor fell for her.”

She persisted.

Adjective-traits

Rose

Full-arc picspam

the root of my problems with series 2.

Except that implies, in this big grand scheme of gods and devils, that she’s just a victim.

when do rose and mickey break up?

apologies

hair-flippy

So I ship Mickey/Rose...

‘brave’

the uber-salty sonic screwdriver post

it’s as if the only reason she’s given a life is so she can renounce it in demonstration of her devotion to the Doctor

what we had / don’t mean a thing

And Lot’s wife, of course, was told not to look back.

‘just’ a companion

hoodie

Other Doctor Who

the most inexplicable DW cliffhanger explained.

‘THE DOCTOR CAN’T REGENERATE INTO A FEMALE IF YOU PAY ATTENTION TO THE CANON’

moffat’s women are not identical [series]

consequences, theoretically part 1

Cass from Night of the Doctor

The Pandorica Opens/The Big Bang make my heart sing.

Dream Lord

Voyage of the Damned vs The Day of the Doctor

Jackie

Jackie/Davros quote

Nyssa/Tegan

I need a hero!

my personal peak Moffat salt

[person] doing stuff  [series]

You have all the weapons you need. Now fight.

The Master: I deserve

Mickey

‘just’

“Mickey Smith, defending the Earth.”

“I was here.”

awesome moments

11

Donna

“I’m happy right now.”

The picspam of insufficient bitterness

BILL

Pearl’s description

trailer gifs

Robot Proximity

little things

Danny Pink: 

I don’t want to see more things; I want to see the things in front of me more clearly.

references in Series 9

Tanya Adeola in For Tonight We Might Die

Nancy

We are the music-makers

in story  

Amy   

Clara

Newtons Sleep

Amy vs River on faith.

Why I hate 10.

eternal imprisonment

a silliness and conceit unrivalled by any other character in history.

the Doctor spending two-and-a-half minutes straight pointing a gun at two people who could kill him with one hand.

the ‘too famous’ arc

Amy/Clara Jolene

Bechdel Test

Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons? [Yes.]

I love Moffat’s Doctor Who because it is feminist.

[black] Doctor Who characters being awesome.

Terrible things have been done to protect you. They are not necessary.

Companion per series [series]

i iz in ur series 2, endorsing polyamory

Disruptive influence. Nice to meet you.

Lady of the Two Lands

Your fight for survival starts right now.

Series 6

Aliens of London / World War 3

the wedding of river song moment

Midnight: Do we have a deal?

(The actual list of my favourite new who episodes.)

It’s about the triumph of intellect and romance

“London Glamour” Woman

Vincent

With Moffat it’s all details, and they matter.

telling different, non-daughter stories

Moffat ladies + tearing power from the things that have hurt you.

In which the Doctor kinda inspired Davros’ obsession with survival

#LIKE A HYBRID 

kissing

Lucy Saxon, but with underlying RTD grief

series 9, diversity of the supporting cast.

Non-violent awesome

Moffat characterisation: I know how they define their very worlds.

dw female characters + technology

‘it really doesn’t matter’ YES IT DOES

new who characters [series]

companions + central conflict

The extended food/relationship metaphor

If we deny our happiness, resist our satisfaction, we lessen the importance of their deprivation.

companions + canon titles

Greenworld (incomplete)

How often is the resolution “kill the things”?

Moffat 100% sexist

Non-Doctor Who

Book edits:

Iron Cast by Destiny Soria

The Twice Lived Summer of Bluebell Jones 

Rachel Berenson: warrior // princess 

Katniss & Gale

The Fifth Season; N. K. Jemisin. 

Firefly AU: both Tam siblings as Alliance operatives.

I fight like a girl

Hufflepuff

Character meme

GRANT WARD MURDERING INNOCENT PEOPLE

what is fridging

Mary Watson

An non-exhaustive taxonomy of character love

Black Widow SNL Parody Trailer //  Supergirl First Look Trailer were really quite different

Black Widow: I have a very specific skill-set.

THE LAND OF FICTION HAS PROBLEMS.

Daenerys Targaryen is Azor Ahai reborn

“The Election of 2016″ (hamilton)

Momento: you do not know who you are

Bridge to Terabithia

Gwen Stacy (616)

Moana

hater-sniping

[indiikaa]

Meeks CinemaSins’ Wreck-it Ralph

This is what I did last weekend when I slowly went insane. It’s under the cut, btw...

Because my ISP has decided to fuck up our service for the past four days, I have been stuck watching BLU-Rays. Unfortunately, I don’t have that many BLU-rays to watch, so I’ve been mostly watching one of my favourite movies over and over again. Which movie? Wreck-It Ralph.

Now, when this happened before, I did this hilarious Watch Through where I wrote down EVERYTHING I thought was weird, funny, or just wanted to point out in The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug. Kind of like Cinema Sins but with more humor/ insight. I decided to do it again with Wreck-it Ralph because I mean, come on.

 START

 v  When you pause, Chris Hardwick talks to you.

v  Why did Ralph never make a house in the dump like he does at the end of the movie beforehand? Sleeping on Bricks has to hurt.

v  In the intro, Felix doesn’t actually fully fix the building, there are still broken windows near Ralph.

v  Is the bulldozer sentient by itself or if there someone inside it?

v  Where does the bulldozer live?

v  You can see a lake and a nice forest behind the Niceland apartment, with a nice walk around it; why doesn’t Ralph live near there? He can move his stump there!

v  Despite what everyone says; Zombie is definitely from Night of the Living Dead, a real arcade game about Zombies with Hatchets. I swear.

v  Bowsers hair looks very... not Bowser.

v  Kano put that heart away that’s gross.

v  Why is Clyde the only Pac-man ghost we see at Bad-Anon? Are the others at Tappers? We see them in Game Central Station, so they must have gone somewhere.

v  Does Eggman wear a rubber jacket? Cause... wtf Eggman.

v  M. Bison should bring snacks.

v  Zangief is a good friend, he even saved Ralph a spot on the tram!

v  That Turtle looks like he’s enjoying his book...

v  Beware of roaming packs of Space Marines.

v  Why was Q*Bert unplugged? They never tell us why!

v  I get that DJ Hero was a thing and all, but... WHY?

v  So Pac-Man, Sonic, Skrillex, Some sun dude, A turtle named Glen from Frogger, A bartending Clown, Mario, some gram crackers, all the Nicelanders and Felix were invited to the party, but no one invited Ralph? They wouldn’t have a GAME without Ralph!

v  Why don’t Ralph and Felix move like the Nicelanders?

v  Gene is such a pompous asshole. Like, there’s absolutely no reason for it.

v  You mean to tell me in 30 years, no one’s even taken the time to get to know Ralph? Ralph is better off without the Nicelanders.

v  Gene, that was totally unnecessary.

v  I agree Felix, let’s just eat the cake.

v  Gene just makes the situation worse. Ralph should wreck him. Not that way.

v  Why are all the splatters pink? Shouldn’t they be multi-coloured?

v  I see a Space Invader!

v  Tapper has to be busy every night. Like, so many games, One bar game...

v  How did the Metal Gear Solid exclamation mark get into the lost and found? Metal Gear doesn’t have an arcade version...

v  Markowski’s callsign is “Hold Em!”. No seriously, his shoulder pad says his callsign.

v  Or it could be Ace, because all the cards are Aces.

v  You can see the port that Q*Bert would have been plugged into.

v  There is absolutely no way that Fix-if Felix JR. and Hero’s Duty would be plugged into the same power block. Not unless you want a shit ton of cables that cause a tripping hazard.

v  Why does Calhoun not wear the same uniform as everyone else?

v  Literally she’s more vulnerable because she has less protection.

v  Unless it’s coded that she can’t get hit by a Cybug.

v  The girl literally screams, but then seems not to care the next second. Wtf is with that?

v  Okay so I have a few beefs about Sugar Rush, but the main one this early in the movie is this:

As we learn later, the roster changes every day. This gives us a total of 9 racers per day, as it’s a

3x3 column. Remember this.

 v  The Nicelanders are all worried, it’s their fault that their game is Out Of Order.

v  They’re all surprised that Ralph Gamejumps. I would too if I was treated like dirt.

v  It took Ralph ALL DAY to climb the tower? It takes him maybe 3 seconds to climb to the top of the Niceland Tower. Nope, not buying it.

v  If Hero’s Duty is only the landing strip and the tower, with the drop off vehicle at the end of the landing strip, where do all the AI live?

v  What triggers all the eggs to hatch when the game starts?

v  Why are there stairs when the First Person Shooter AI-Bot thing has wheels? It won’t be able to make it up the stairs, unless they turn into a ramp.

v  Baby Cybugs are adorable.

v  Okay, Ralph just activated so many baby Cybugs. Why did they not hatch?

v  Sonic, you weren’t even hit by that, why did you lose your rings?

v  To think about it, why are there even escape pods at the top of Hero’s Duty? Is it so when it’s Game Over and they made it to the top of the tower, that the AI can escape?

v  Why does Sugar Rush have its name written in mint sticks?

v  Pocky Pussywillows. Yummy.

v  Who gave Sarah Silverman a microphone?

v  Why do Double Stripes break? There is no reason for anyone to know this except for Ralph’s inconvenience.

v  No, seriously, I’m hung up on this tree thing. Why in a game about racing is there a rule about not touching double-stripe tree branches? Unless it’s a part of a race track where you race through the trees or something and the track gives way under you if you go across a double stripe area...

v  When Ralph is hanging from the Double Stripe branch, why does it take so long to disappear?! The others were instant!

v  Okay so why are Hero’s Duty, Sugar Rush and Fix-it Felix JR. all plugged not the same extension? That’s impossible, since they’re all across from each other in separate sides of two isles.

v  Some of the Graffiti is hilarious, but I don’t think Arcade Games would know who Leroy Jenkins is. Or Aerith for that matter.

v  How can Burger Time be Now Playing, if the arcade is closed?

v  Where the hell does Calhoun hide that giant gun? Know what? Never mind, I don’t want to know.

v  Those FIFA guys keep walking around in the background in the same loop cycle.

v  14 of the Sugar Rush racers show up. If you look closely, most of the background ones are wearing the same thing – Parkas, Bows or hats with pig tails. Are they just bad re-skins of the same character, or all different characters?

v  Wouldn’t that get confusing to the gamers though? It’s the same character design but just a different colour.

v  The 9 racers of the day were: Rancis Taffyta, Blue Pigtails, Candlehead, King Candy, Pumpkinhead, Blue Parka, Snowcone hair and Green Bow. I’m going to guess that you can’t have more of the same “character” on the roster because that would confuse players, or would it?

v  Unless their all related.

v  What would players who have played Sugar Rush in other arcades think if they saw King Candy, if you know his story? Would they be like “Who the hell is King Candy? Where’s Princess Von Schweetz?”

v  What if you’ve never won a race? Are you just not allowed to race?

v  All the Racers names:

Taffyta Muttonfudge, Crumbelina Di Caramello, Gloyd Orangeboar, Adorabeezle Winterpop, Citrusella Flugpucker, Nougetsia Brumblestain, Sticky Wipplesnit, Minty Zaki, Snowanna Rainbeau, Rancis Fluggerbutter, Jubileena Bing-Bing, Swizzle Malarkey, Candlehead, Vanellope Von Schweetz and King Candy.

 v  Looking at the names, none of the racers could be related in any way, so why are half of them just reskins of the other half?!

v  Who names their kid Rancis?! No seriously, check the scoreboard, it says his name is Rancis, not Francis.

v  If Vanellope is really a glitch, why would her picture appear next to her name? Wouldn’t it be a placeholder icon? Or wouldn’t her name be all glitch?

v  Someone didn’t lock up the narrators memories.

v  Why is there a random cupcake standing on a pedestal like that? It makes no sense.

v  Police Brutality.

v  Taffyta, his name is RANCIS, not Francis. Get it right.

v  How does King Candy know who Ralph even is? Vanellope didn’t know who he was, but if it isn’t obvious that there’s something up with him...

v  More Police brutality.

v  Ha ha, Disney bought Star Wars just to use Darth Vader’s breathing noises.

v  Okay, so if Vanellope is at the Junkyard “fixing” her cart, why doesn’t she make one out of the thrown-out carts instead? There’s wheels, full carts with no engines; so all she’d need is an engine to go.

v  Only 10 of the racers show up, so one of each duplicate racer can come gang up on Vanellope’s car.

v  Wtf is Snowanna’s car even supposed to be? (Snowconehead)

v  At least Vanellope gets Rancis’s name right.

v  Why are they so offended with her car?

v  Who died and made Taffyta Queen of the Racetrack? Oh right.

v  Why is there a broken stoplight? Who killed the stoplight?!

v  That Jawbreaker split really cleanly...

v  Felix, seriously? You are so dense that you can’t see that something is wrong?

v  Turbo Time was next to Fix-it Felix JR..

v  How does Turbo hitting the car a cause for a glitch-out? It makes no sense.

v  And even so, when we learn what happens to Turbo, how did he game-jump for so long without anyone knowing?

v  How does Felix know what Laffy Taffy is?

v  Why is he Fix-it Felix JR. when his uniform just says Felix?

v  Why does his hammer work outside the game?

v  He totally can’t hold her, he’s not even half her size.

v  How DID the Cybug survive the Candy Swamp anyway?

v  How does one enter the Make Your Kart mini-game?

v  Does Sugar Rush have a Make Your Own Racer area too? That would be better than the 4000 different reskinned characters.

v  There is NO WAY that Kart would come out looking like that, from THAT mess. Nope, not happening.

v  Is it like in real racing arcades where you can create a profile, put in your secret code and keep playing from last time?

v  Why is there a Nutrition Facts label in the Security Office?

v  Get it? Their Bear Claws. That’s why they’re C.L.A.W.

v  Hidden Mickey!

v  There is no way that Ralph and Vanellope are faster than King Candy and the cops.

v  Wouldn’t King Candy know about the hidden passage?

v  How does Vanellope know the lollipops are sugar-free?

v  Mentos agreed to this.

v  Wouldn’t broiling hot diet coke smell really bad? It sure tastes bad.

v  Where do the other kids live in Sugar Rush? The trailer park or? We don’t see a village or houses or anything...

v  How many different tracks are there in Sugar Rush anyway? We see at least three – the unfinished bonus level, the one the kids race on, and the one at the end of the movie.

v  Why did Vanellope look around her dashboard for the start button? She literally has only ONE button on her dash! The rest are lights!

v  Why would Racing be the only thing that Vanellope still has in her code? Wouldn’t King Candy have taken that out too?

v  Why is the Contra code something in an Arcade?

v  I don’t think Sugar Rush was made by Nintendo.

v  I don’t think it was even on the NES, not with those graphics.

v  Why is King Candy’s profile so much bigger than everyone elses? Is it because racers think he’s a super rare character or something?

v  Technically, wouldn’t he glitch out because, he’s not from Sugar Rush?

v  Great example of PTSD.

v  Why does Felix refer to Ralph as his friend? He hasn’t done anything to warrant calling Ralph a friend!

v  When did Vanellope have the time to make Ralph the cookie medal?

v  Why did King Candy return to where he last saw Ralph and Vanellope anyway?

v  If King Candy took the medal out of the pot, wouldn’t the game glitch and Vanellope be unable to race? Technically she bought her way in with the game thinking the medal was a coin, so why not?

v  According to King Candy, Sugar Rush is next to Dig Dug.

v  King Candy knows a lot about what happens when a game is unplugged. Was that the fate the twins had when Turbo Time was unplugged or? Did Turbo just sadistically watch his game get unplugged and watch the twins glitch out trying to get out?

v  How can Ralph hold onto Vanellope when she glitches?

v  Vanellope is seen glitching off the tree, why doesn’t she just glitch off before Ralph breaks the kart?

v  Wouldn’t Ralph have seen the other Nicelanders in Game Central Station when he was heading back to Fix-it Felix JR.?

v  Why did Gene stay behind? To shove it in Ralph’s face?

v  Gene, he seriously wanted friends and you’re just being an asshat. Good riddance.

v  When Ralph looks to Sugar Rush (Which brings back the question: HOW ARE THEY PLUGGED IN THR SAME POWER BLOCK?!), we see Vanellope in a racing-style outfit. Why don’t we ever see her in this outfit?

v  We also see her driving her actual kart, wouldn’t that tip Ralph off that King Candy isn’t driving the right kart, since he drives Vanellope’s original kart, with added horns and flags?

v  How was King Candy able to lock up memories?

v  How does Sour Bill know how to fix Vanellope’s code? Wouldn’t he have forgotten, or King Candy forced him to forget?

v  Oh hey, I forgot Calhoun was in this still.

v  Calhoun’s GPS sets off the Cybug’s eggs, so why did Ralph touching them with his foot earlier only set off one and not the whole gang?

v  Felix, you hit the broken bar with your hammer. Bar repaired and strengthened itself. You didn’t touch it; you hit it with a hammer.

v  Try using your fists next time.

v  It took 30 years, almost drowning in chocolate milk mix, and being imprisoned for Felix to finally realize what Ralph goes through every day.

v  That “Bad Girl” sign was awfully specific.

v  “Glitch Proof” but what if it’s not actually a glitch?

v  Wow, it took them like 4 hours to clean up the starting track.

v  Hah, she burned out at the start line.

v  Why is there, excluding King Candy, only one male racer?

v  They stole item blocks from Mario Kart. Quick Nintendo, sue them!

v  Who let Candlehead put fire on her kart?!

v  Cybugs are Asexual reproducers.

v  Who is the stupid racer who is only like 10 feet from the start line? Like, really?!

v  How did King Candy know about the secret road?

v  How could no one figure out King Candy was Turbo? Like, wouldn’t he have been missing for a while and wouldn’t people wonder what happened to him after he game jumped?

v  As many have theorized before: Vanellope’s glitch isn’t actually a glitch, it’s an ability, since she can use it at will even at the end of the movie.

v  Why did the sky suddenly go dark? Having Cybugs appear wouldn’t magically change the skyline, unless they ate the code for day.

v  Why would Turbo’s Cybug body looks totally different than any other Cybug? Is it because he’s a “virus” or a Glitch in the game?

v  That was incredibly selfish of you, Ralph.

v  Fucking Bad Guy Affirmation. Tissue time.

v  Okay, I get this is a super emotional scene and I admit to crying in the theater when I saw it, but who’s car did Vanellope steal? Why didn’t she glitch hers out of the crash and go after Ralph with her own?

v  I get the cola is broiling hot but that wouldn’t destroy the Cybugs, would it? In Hero’s Duty, the Beacon is like a bug zapper. This is just hot cola.

v  Why are Ralph and Vanellope drenched? Before, the chocolate didn’t work like that.

v  Why does Vanellope’s code have her hair like she’s had it during the  movie (in a pony tail), and on the side of the box (still in a pony tail), but when she’s Princess Vanellope, her hair is in a bun?

v  I love you, Calhoun.

v  Would racers at Litwak’s Arcade think Vanellope is a super secret unlocked racer or something, because she would have never been seen before?

v  She can still glitch, so there has to be a reason for that in that it’s her special power.

v  So, why are the Nicelanders nice to Ralph at the end of the movie? Did Felix talk to them or something? Why? It makes no sense!

v  Zombie smiling is weird.

v  Wouldn’t the Q*bert guys glitch out or something in Fix-it Felix JR.?

v  Isn’t it taboo to wear the same wedding dress?

v  Wait, why would the racers get coins? At the end, Vanellope gets a trophy. Where do the coins come from?

v  Was it the surge protector responsible for all that graffiti?

v  Doom/Wolfeinstein-Style Hero’s Duty. Okay.

v  Ralph is overkill in destroying the car come on man.

v  Felix looks weird in 64-bit.

v  Look at all the Medals they left behind! There’s no way that between the four of them, they didn’t get all the medals.

v  Overall, Wreck-it Ralph took place over the span of approximately two days. (“I’ll get someone to look at it tomorrow, but if he can’t fix it, it may be time to put ol’ Ralph and Felix out to pasture, like my Nana!” – Mr. Litwak). One of those days, Calhoun is in Sugar Rush trying to find Ralph with Felix; who did she leave someone in charge of Hero’s Duty – Like Cohut? – or?

v  See Timeline of Events to understand that one.

v  Q*bert!

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Through time and space part 6

part one, part two, part three, part four, part five

“Not going to leave the Impala.” Dean says folding his arms.

“Fine you can stay here in the states and look for dad while Y/N, Sam and I go see what Sherlock needs (nickname) to go back to Baker Street.” Katie says with a smug smile.

“Uh, Katie… I have that interview on Monday so unfortunately, I can’t go as much as I really want to.” Sam says rather dejectedly.

“Oh, I forgot about that… I guess that it’s just me going then.”

“You guys do realize it’s a time machine right?” You ask.

"Maybe next time (Nickname)" Sam says, in a no argument tone. You sigh and take your sister's hand and lead her to the TARDIS. Her reaction to the bigger on the inside thing is wide eyes and her jaw hanging open, typical reaction.

“Relax, everyone is like that when they first enter the TARDIS.” You tell your sister placing a hand on her arm.

“Bigger on the inside, so wasn’t expecting that… however, this is nothing that I’m not used to.” Katie answers with a shrug. “Why Cardiff though?”

“The TARDIS needs to recharge, so to speak… also, my boyfriend is meeting us there.” Rose answers.

“You and Mickey still together even after all the shit that has happened?” You ask in shock. “I thought you guys broke up but still good friends.” When the TARDIS lands the five of you are there for a few minutes before Mickey shows up… Mickey Smith is one of the only people that Captain Jack Harkness doesn’t flirt with.

“Aw sweet, look at these two. How come I never get any of that?” Jack asks as Mickey and Rose hug.

“Buy me a drink first.” The Doctor replies walking down the latter.

“You’re such hard work.”

“But worth it.” You snort with laughter.

“Are they always like this?” Katie asks you.

“Oh yeah, sometimes worse.” You reply.

“My God, have you seen yourselves? You all think you’re so clever, don’t you?” Mickey says exasperatedly when you, Jack, the Doctor and Rose start finishing each other’s sentences. Causing everyone to laugh.

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The six of you go to a restaurant, talking. “I swear, six feet tall and with big tusks.” Jack exclaims using his hands while talking.

“That sounds like a combination of our brother Sam and either a walrus or an elephant.” You say with a fit of giggles.

“It does, doesn’t it.” Katie adds in with a small grin.

“You’re lying through your teeth!” The Doctor says to Jack.

“I’d have gone bonkers! That’s the word - bonkers!” Rose adds in.

“I mean, it turns out the white things are tusks and I mean tusks! And it’s woken, and it’s not happy.” Jack continues his story. Katie gently elbows you in the ribs.

“Well that sums you up. When you get woken up you’re never happy.” She jokes.

“No, I thought that was you.” You playfully retort.

“How could you not know it was there?” The Doctor asks. Jack just grins as he continues his story (again).

“And we’re standing there, fifteen of us, naked.” You just happen to be taking a drink right when Jack said naked, causing you to spit some of it out from laughter.

“Naked?!” Rose asks, she doesn’t believe it.

“And I’m like, oh, no, no, it’s got nothing to do with me. And then it roars, and we are running. Oh my God, we are running! And Brockovich falls, so I turn to him and I say …”

“I knew we should’ve turned left!” Mickey interjects sounding proud of himself.

“That’s my line.” Jack states, as he playfully rolls his eyes.

“I don’t believe you. I don’t believe a word you say ever. That is so brilliant. Did you ever get your clothes back?” Rose asks as the Doctor picks up a newspaper.

“No, I just picked him up went right for the ship, full throttle. Didn’t stop until I hit the space lanes. I was shaking. It was unbelievable. It freaked me out, and by the time I got fifteen light years away I realized I’m like this.” Jack makes a grand gesture towards his body, everyone except the Doctor roar with laughter. The Doctor let’s out a humorless sigh and sets the newspaper down on the table.

“And I was having such a nice day.” He says.

“Why do you say that?” You ask slightly confused. The Doctor taps on the picture.

“This is a Slitheen.” He says. Rose told you about the Slitheen awhile ago so you know what he means.

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“According to intelligence, the target is the last surviving member of the Slitheen family, a criminal sect from the planet Raxacoricofallapatorious, masquerading as a human being, zipped inside a skin suit. Okay, plan of attack, we assume a basic fifty-seven fifty-six strategy, covering all available exits on the ground floor. Doctor, you go face to face. That’ll designate Exit One, I’ll cover Exit Two with Y/N. Katie and Rose, you Exit Three. Mickey Smith, you take Exit Four. Have you got that?” Jack says sounding like a leader.

“ Excuse me. Who’s in charge?” The Doctor asks in a sassy tone of voice.

“Sorry. Awaiting orders, sir.”

“Right, here’s the plan…” The Doctor pauses for a second trying to think. “Like he said. Nice plan. Anything else?”

Jack says present arms and Katie pulls out her gun, not realizing he meant phone. “Wrong form of arms K.” You say. “He meant your phone… but you’re not used to Jack speak.”

“Oh.” Katie puts away her gun and pulls out her phone only to notice she has no bars. “Well, crap… I have no signal.”

“Here let me see it.” The Doctor says. Confused Katie hands over her phone, which the Doctor promptly sonics. He then lightly tosses it back at her.

“Before you ask, you can now call anywhere in time and space, also you’re phone bill has been cut in half.” You explain.

“Awesome. That’s going to confuse Dean though.”

“He’s the one paying for it right?” Katie nods. “Well not anymore.” When the Slitheen tries to get away you and Katie are hot on her heels just before she teleports away. “Son of a bitch! Doctor, she has a teleporter!” You yell your friends are within shouting distance.

“On it!” The Doctor replies as he reverses the teleporter twice before the Slitheen gives up on running away.

You take Katie to a small little place where you arranged to meet Sherlock and John. “Nice to finally meet you in person Miss Winchester.” John says to your sister.

“Please, call me Katie.” Katie replies as she shakes John’s hand. “Thank you for keeping an eye on my kid sister.”

“To be fair she keeps an eye on us too.” Sherlock says speaking up. “Back at the flat I have a heart that I’m pretty sure has a similar story to the head.”

“The vampire head?” Sherlock nods in response. “When you get the chance send me the photos… however, I’m pretty sure that there might be a werewolf around here.”

“You told them?” Katie asks in a scolding tone.

“Hey not my fault Sherlock brought a severed vampire head into the flat…” An earthquake starts to happen, you grab Katie’s hand and tell Sherlock and John you’ll meet up with them later. The two of you then run to the TARDIS, which happens to be the epicenter of the quake.

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Waking up in a TV show without much of a memory of what happened is not a good thing. “Where the hell am I?” You ask looking around the room. The show you’re in is a game show, and the host is trying to kill you. “Oh f—”

You somehow manage to survive up until Jack, the Doctor and Katie find you. “Don’t scare me like that.” Katie states.

“Sorry. Where’s Rose?” You reply. Nobody answers. “Guys, where the hell is my best friend?”

“We don’t know where she is… but she is alive.” Jack answers. “And what happened to you?”

“I almost died thirty-seven times. Do you expect me to be just fine and dandy?”

“I should’ve known.” The Doctor says fiddling with a computer. “Daleks… and they have Rose.”

“So let me get this straight- Rose is being held hostage by giant salt and pepper shakers with a toilet plunger and a whisk?”

“Now is not the time for jokes Y/N.”

“I wasn’t joking though.”

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The Doctor sends you, Rose and Katie back “home.” You hail a cab for Katie and you to go back to Baker Street. “Where we’re going?” Katie asks.

“I told Sherlock that we were going to go back to 221b Baker Street. To help him out a case.”

“What about the Doctor?”

“I don’t know… he decommissioned the TARDIS, so we can’t go back exactly. The only place we can go is back to Baker Street.”

“I see. What about Sam and Dean?”

“I’ll ask Mycroft when it comes to that.” You then remember Katie might be staying with you awhile so you decide to warn her about Mycroft. “Also speaking of Mycroft. Since you’re going to be staying with me, be prepared for him to take you to a remote location and offer you money to spy on his little brother… which I advise you not to take.”

“Why?”

“It’s a test to see if he can trust you… he’s a lot like Dean.”

“Protective older brother, or a pain in the ass?”

“Both.” The taxi comes to a stop outside Baker street. You and Katie get out of the cab and you pay the driver. You look at the door and sigh, the knocker has been straightened… more than likely by Mycroft. He is always straightening the askew knocker when he comes to visit. “Well looks like the government is here.”

“What do you mean?” You just point to the knocker, before opening the door and heading inside. “Whoops sorry Mrs. Hudson.” You say as you accidentally collide with your landlady while heading up the stairs.

“No harm done dear.” Mrs. Hudson replies. “It’s not the first time I have collided with someone on these stairs.” Your landlady then notices Katie, she asks if Katie is a friend of yours.

“She’s not my friend, she’s my sister.” You explain draping your arm over Katie’s shoulders. “Katie meet Mrs. Hudson, my landlady… Mrs. Hudson meet my older sister Katie.” Mrs. Hudson smiles in response. While Katie and Mrs. Hudson are talking you head up to the flat and notice Mycroft in John’s chair reading the paper. You start to head to your room.

“Get yourself shot at recently?” Mycroft asks stopping you in your tracks.

“That is none of your concern.” You retort. “You might be the government but that doesn’t mean you can go snooping through my private life… and that counts deducing me.” With that, you leave the living room and grab your laptop from your room before heading back downstairs to hang out with Mrs. Hudson and Katie.

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