#why are you so smoochable

[aa-archer42]

sorry for not posting anything i was playing boyfriend dungeon for way too long

this is my bestie and my fav character Jonah

lil sketch of his head bc i’m still learning how to draw him

[woodenela]

Started playing Potionomics💕

The music is SO GOOD and the characters all have really fun designs~ You can also romance people in it so, Corsac, get ready to get your butt touched first ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Mint & Quinn, you're up next. Kinda bummed big asshole shark guy can't be smooched but oh well.

I fucking love the little slimes you can buy, they're so baby 😭💕 They even make little "ahhh" sounds when they open their mouths for feeding time, I'm aksbskajshjas ;_;

That being said, I'm so bad at this game😂 I kept losing and losing in the beginning until something just clicked in my brain, I don't know. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to win the last competition in game but at least I'm having fun :'D

[joffyworld]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG WHY'S SHE SO PRETTY?????????

Tell me, dearie, what do you know about the Gods?

Just a lil Chemach!

[harrysfolklore]

harry and yn styles read thirst tweets

omg she posted a harry fic! honestly i've been missing him sooo much lately, harry please come home. anyway hope you like this

MASTERLIST | MY PATREON

"Hey It's YN Styles."

"And I'm Harry Styles."

"And we're here to read your thirst tweets," you introduced, "I feel excited."

"I feel uncomfortable," Harry joked, making you throw your head back in laughter.

"Really? Already?"

"I'm just saying, if i I don't turn beat read by the end of this, we have failed."

THIRST TWEETS WITH HARRY AND YN STYLES

"What about I read the ones that are directed at you and you read the ones directed at me?" Harry asked, phone with the tweets ready in hand.

"Sounds perfect, babe."

"Okay, let's read thirst tweets strangers post about my wife," his eyes widened and he shook his head, "Thinking about YN's boobs again," he read, turning his gaze to you and shrugging "I relate, I guess."

"That's the whole tweet? Thinking about my boobs again?" he nodded, "I mean, I hope that doesn't distract you from your daily chores," you said to the camera as if you were talking to the person who posted the tweet.

"Yeah, that happens to me often."

"Thanks honey, I guess," you turned to look at the phone to read Harry's tweet, "Harry Styles can I kiss your cheek please it looks so soft and smoochable," you looked up with a frown in your brow, "So all of my tweets are going to be horny and his are going to be adorable."

Harry and the crew laughed as you shook your head, "I mean, love, my cheek is actually soft and smoochable," Harry said as he shrugged.

"Not right now tho, you need to shave," you said, running your finger through his cheek.

"My own wife doesn't like my facial hair, that's such a shame," he looked at his phone again, "YN, sexy and married to Harry Styles, she's literally winning and all I can do is watch and wish that was me. Whoa, thoughts baby?"

"I mean, I am really lucky," Harry smiled fondly, "Do your daily affirmations, friends, that's how I got this one," the crew laughed at this, "I would pay Harry Styles to punch me in the face," you read the next tweets and his eyes widened.

"Why do people say that? I would never punch anyone in the face, why would I do that?"

"It's an expression babe, it means that they think you're hot," you explained.

"Well, there are non violent ways to say that," he said, "Listen I am bisexual for a reason and that reason is strictly to be used in a threesome by YN and Harry Styles," he read and you instantly covered your face in embarrassment, "I mean, whoa, the things you kids post on the internet."

"I don't know what to say, honestly," you shook your head, looking down at your phone to cover your embarrassment, "Thinking about Harry Styles naked butt again," you read the tweet and Harry laughed, "How does that make you feel? That people can think about your naked butt thanks to My Policeman."

"I have a nice but, I'd like to think," he shrugged, "YN is a living, breathing wet dream," he read on his phone, "I mean, I concur, I have a song about it, It's called Watermelon Sugar."

"Oh thanks honey, glad to know romance isn't dead, and speaking about Watermelon Sugar," you glanced at your phone, "This one says, I want Harry Styles belly deep inside me or whatever he says in that watermelon song."

"Jesus Christ," Harry immediately said, "Not quite what that song says, but close I guess," he looked at another tweet, "I would let YN choke me with her thighs."

"That's nice considering most people want you to choke them with your thighs."

"How do you even know that?" Harry asked as he furrowed his brow.

"I lurk on twitter sometimes," you shrugged, "Are Harry and YN looking for a third right now? Cause I get horny by just looking at them."

"Our marriage is fine like this, but if we ever need a third we'll let you know," Harry spoke to the camera, "Okay last one, are yo ready?"

"Definitely not."

"I need YN to rail me more than I need air to breathe."

"Wow," you clasped your hands together, "I don't know if I should be flattered or worried."

"Flattered, love, we all want you to rail us."

"Harry! Control it!" you laughed and he shrugged, "Are we done?"

"We are," Harry turned to the camera, "Thank you buzzfeed and you thirsty fuckers, that was fun but we're never doing it again."

"Definitely, bye!"

[precure1ove]

HELLO & HAPPY DECEMBER!! this is my first time requesting but may i request a fluffy scenario with the octo trio being surprise smooched under the mistletoe by their s/o? ty !!

come and kiss me pretty baby

summary : The classic mistletoe kiss with Octavinelle boys, how does it happen and how will they react?

characters : octavinelle

warnings : kissing(duh), teasing, joy and fluff ,leech twins, biting is mentioned in floyds

a/n : aaaa im so happy im you're first request ur gonna get a big kiss or hug anon!! these were so fun to write and think of scenarios of, i tried to make them each unique in their own way so im sorry if they turn out ooc or just badly written,,,.

Azul Ashengrotto

Christmas was supposed to be a joyous occasion, especially for those young and in love. Azul however felt nothing but utter failure, he wishes he put an octo-pot on his wishlist. 

You see, Azul had the plan of sweeping you off your feet and giving you a perfectly planned kiss from the many mistletoes he had conveniently placed around the lounge. He knew some may not work that's why he bought a few, but you had ignored every. Single. One. Of. Them. 

First was when the annual christmas party started, he had very strategically led you over to the counter to make you an Azul made original mocktail, and right above it was a mistletoe in the spot you always sit at whenever he's making you a drink. But for whatever reason you sat in a completely different chair, he saw Jade chuckling at him when passing by as you sipped your drink and Azul made sure to give him the meanest glare possible.

The second time was in a specific corner that he planned to walk over with you and act surprised at the mistletoe that's so randomly there. However with whatever entity watching above that seemed to enjoy teasing him, you walked over to the spot where the plant was no longer in range to be considered smoochable. Azul stopped and gaped at you for a couple of seconds at that before slipping back into his persona, silently cursing at himself.

The third time had actually worked, just not in his interest. A mistletoe could be seen nearby the seating area, and he had thought to go over there with you for some food as a break from all the partying. But it just so happened that Floyd was sitting on that exact table, and joked about how the two of you must kiss, staring right at Azul as he said this. 

And you gave him a kiss on the cheek.

This is why Azul is currently outside the lounge, using the pathetic excuse of needing fresh air to go and thinking of how he's going to punish Floyd for one upping him, with his own partner as well!?

Sliding back against the wall, he sits and sighs in defeat. Now he’ll never get the ‘special feeling’ of getting kissed under a mistletoe and instead be another loser on christmas. A slow creak knocked him out of his thoughts and he looked up to find your face staring back at him, arms behind your back.

“You okay? You seemed less into the Christmas spirit ever since the party started.” You speak, a small worried smile on your features as you slide down to sit next to him. He mumbled some words along the lines of ‘doing just fine’ in the fabric of his suit, a faint pink overtaking his cheeks at the thought of telling you he’s upset about not receiving a kiss.

“Well I know just the thing to cheer you up, can you look at me?” 

There was a teasing tone to your voice, he was almost tempted to not face you after all the stunts you pulled but since you didn't do it intentionally he turns to look, only to be met with a painstakingly familiar green and white plant and an even more familiar pair of lips on his.

Huh, maybe he got his Christmas wish after all.

Floyd Leech

Ever since floyd had been introduced to the concept of ‘mistletoe’ you learnt it had lost the special feeling it once gave you. Especially when it happens at least 20 times a week during the Christmas season.

You love Floyd really, however having a plant shoved into your face and then being kissed more than once every interaction has made your lips bruised and checking your back 24/7 incase he jumps at you, mistletoe in his hand. You can't even hang out with him like you normally do, it's less hanging out and more making out like no tomorrow!

There's nothing wrong with it necessarily, Floyd kissing you is more than welcomed, until it's to the point that's all you do, with no breaks to even breathe! 

Gently massaging your lips from a most recent mistletoe ambush-a cut is already healing from a few bites during the session- you think to yourself of a way to atleast make Floyd stop or lessen the kissing.

Since this is his first time learning about mistletoe perhaps you can try to encourage him to follow a few made up rules about it.

A surge of confidence enveloped you at the idea, to get Floyd to be even remotely interested in following rules there has to be something he can gain from it. A plan begins brewing in your mind, wandering off to your next lesson with a goal in mind.

When the bell rings, instead of rushing away and attempting to hide from Floyd, you walk about through the halls decorated with tinsel and baubles looking for a familiar face within the crowd of students. Because of your very unsuccessful attempt of searching for Floyd, you end up sitting on a bench outside waiting for him to find you as he always does.

 Resting your eyes for a few seconds, a very familiar fake plastic plant smell is placed in front of you, and with opening them the object of your nightmares and its wielder is staring down at you with a smile sharp full of affection.

This time, however, you're prepared. Before Floyd even gets the chance to deliver you a big smooch you place a hand against his puckered lips, blocking him.

“Shrimpppyyy, what’r you doin..lemme kith you.” Floyd grumbled, his words half muffled by your hand.

“No can do Floyd, i'm not kissing you with a mistletoe anymore you broke the rules.” You state firmly, or tried to, it's hard to be strict when he looks so ridiculous with his face, now, in your hands.

“Whaddya mean rules? Kissing has no rules..” He grumbles, hand drawing random shapes on your leg as he listens intently, this is the first time in ages you had a proper conversation since it's mostly been kissing. “Mistletoe kissing does though! So if you want to kiss me during christmas you have to follow them or no more kisses!” 

Floyd’s face drops at this, no more kissing his Shrimpy that's his second favourite thing-his first being his Shrimpy of course-a frown makes place on his face, weighing the option in his head ... .kiss Shrimpy or not kiss Shrimpy..

His classic charming toothy grin is back on his features, placing the mistletoe on the bench beside you. Leaning more into your hands, “So.. tell me the rules Shrimpy, i'll listen like one of those Savanaclaw pups!”

“First it has to be a real one not that plastic one you bring everywhere, second you can’t wait under one for me we have to be under one at the same time… and third you cannot carry your own everywhere and we have to kiss only once if there's only one mistletoe!!” You should honestly receive an award at this point for how you can think of these and putting up with Floyd simultaneously.

Floyd-who seems lost in thought for a moment-now stood up to his full height, patting the top of your head affectionately “Mkay Shrimpy, i'll listen to you if ya say so!”

After telling Floyd the very legitimate rules to mistletoe, you begin to finally look forward to being less cautious about being jumped by a big eel who has a big fascination with kissing you.

And what a day it has been with no extreme make out sessions for a while-a small part of you misses it… thankfully a text notification knocks you out of a dangerous thought.

 ‘Azul needs me at the lounge..probably something to do with Floyd.’

Walking to the sea-themed dorm, you notice your eel boyfriend sitting outside..he must have done something to really stress Azul out for that. Floyd, now noticing you, sits up straight and runs to you for a squeeze, a suspiciously mischievous smirk on his face. 

“Shrimpyy, you gotta talk to Azul for me or he’s banning me from beating up the small fry!” Yeah he’s definitely done something to upset Azul but Floyd-is-up-to-something senses in your mind are going crazy.. just what is he up to, ”Okay Floyd, i'll try but i'm not promising anything!” 

You should really listen to the warning sirens in your head as nothing prepared you for the lounge being completely decked out in mistletoes.

No-one in sight except for you and Floyd, speaking of him you slowly turn to face him. The doors now close as he stalks closer to you. “I listened to Shrimpy's rules and now i get to kiss Shrimpy as much as i want too!”

Next time you think to just let Floyd kiss you on his own terms like usual.

Jade Leech

It's no secret that Jade loves to surprise you, perhaps a bit too but that thought is all but forgotten when he treats you like a proper gentleman. 

As the winter season is here and that means Christmas, Jade was nothing but delighted to learn the concept of mistletoe but you didn't have to know about it and so he conducted a plan to deliver only the best mistletoe kiss for you.

Speaking of the mastermind, you watch him walk around the lounge serving orders and collecting dirty dishes. That's why you're taking your time with yours, and Jade knows this by the amount of times he's walked past your booth eyes locking with yours as to signal something. 

Of course you know what he's trying to do, Jade usually comes over when you’ve finished a drink or meal as a guise to take a break from waitering and talk to you. You think about finishing the cup soon, the potions homework you have to finish is becoming increasingly frustrating and you know Jade would just love to help especially since the lounge is more busy with the christmas season.

The decision was already made to drink the remaining liquid, potions are hard and you can get your boyfriend to help! And so when Jade walked around to check, you saw the relief on his face as he stopped by your booth.

 “I was wondering when you were going to stop being so cruel to deprive me of your presence for so long.” He fakes an imaginary tear, hand placed on his chest as he sits across from you. If you didn't know him so well and not his partner you're sure you would've missed the slight slouch in his shoulders and how his smile was strained more than usual.

“How terribly inconsiderate of me, i didn't know you wanted me this bad,” you smile softly at him, banter between the two of you is easy and you did feel bad as Jade had been working more often due to the winter season.

Jade smiles at your words, drifting his eyes down to the pile of paper and scratched pencil markings on it, he lifts one up to see what you were struggling with.. “...Potions homework. I assume you need my help?” A look of pure exasperation made its way on your face, slumping downward, “It’s much more difficult than what we did before...”

Jade chuckles at this, reaching over to pat your head lightly. This is all working his favour, perfect.

“How about you come over to the bar and I can help you there? That way I can work and assist you at the same time. I would hate to cut our time short, especially when you’re struggling!” You know now you had bagged the right twin, scrambling for all the materials you had spread out on the table to move to the bar area. 

Perhaps you were too blinded by his offer and forgot a big rule when dealing with your boyfriend, he doesn't do anything for free. When you finally sit down, ready to actually get some work done, to only look up and see a familiar hanging plant that's been terrorizing many students. 

Jade's face was already leant towards yours, “Oh my, I wonder who put it here.. Apparently there's tradition that goes with this plant, are you willing to demonstrate?”

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[luckyartdrawer]

Purification in process...

Made 2 versions because I liked em both with a smile and a frown <3

You can imagine them going from a frown to a smile or the inverse :DDDD

This is not my AU!!! This lovely Batter Sun belongs to @monsteractialuna and they've got even more designs for this OFF AU if y'all are curious! Check em out!!! <3

(I am absolutely feral over this man and now that I saw the Moon design I am double feral. Why are they so smoochable??? They've joined the long couch of blorbos in my head-)

vvv Close Ups and Yapping below! vvv

Close Ups

Bonus: My real time reaction every time I tabbed back into my art program

I am staring respectfully.......

My old crush on the batter has been revived tenfold through this goober... I mean look at him. LOOOOOOK.

I am mentally preparing myself to crush on Moon Zacharie too this isn't fair /pos /I'm lying these mfs have been rattling in my brain for like a week it's too late-

If I inflict the curse upon anyone else...

You're welcome ;P

Also tossing in a quick tag to @midnight-mourning for being my fellow Obsessed-in-arms soldier over this AU. They also are the reason I found it in the first place so MIDNIGHT WHEN I GET YOU-

Anyways! Hope y'all liked the art! I'm possibly gonna make a Zacharie Moon one, I got the idea it's just if I can execute it :P so look forward to that hopefully! If y'all don't know OFF, it's an old sorta-pixel indie RPG game with amazing music too! There's tons of playthroughs online if you're curious, or I highly suggest playing through it yourself if you can! Beautiful, disturbed, and engaging story. :3

(I have rewatched playthroughs because these mfs kept popping up in my feed and head. They got me-)

[hxney-lemcn]

Idia Shroud withhhhh

🌹🛏 🤭 🙄

a/n: yes yes yes

tw: none

wc: 0.2k

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“Are you kidding?” You asked incredulously. “He’s the most smoochable one out of all the characters!”

“You’re just wrong,” Idia rolled his eyes. “Normies, I swear.”

“Normie?” You questioned. “Are you seriously gonna still call me that?”

“Only if you act like one,” He grumbled. 

“Why are you so mad?”

“I’m not mad,” Idia retaliated. “I just think you can choose better people to kiss.” Narrowing your eyes you think you finally understood the reasoning for his sudden hostility.

“You wanna kiss me so bad you look stupid.”  Ultimate K.O. Idia started sputtering, hair intensifying and taking on a rosy hue, eyes darting anywhere but you. Bingo, you thought with a smug smile. Feeling a bit mean after the emotional toil he put you through, you decided to tease him a bit.

“Y’know, you could’ve just asked,” You shrugged nonchalantly. Inside you felt your stomach flutter with butterflies. Idia merely let out a strangled whimper, trying to hide in his hoodie. Leaning over to the cowering man, you gently grabbed his wrists and pulled them away from his face. Eyes scrunched closed, Idia refused to acknowledge you, if he can’t see you, you can’t see him. And then you actually killed him with a kiss to his forehead.

“Maybe I want to kiss you too, silly.”

[missterious-figure]

is werewolf eclipse smoochable? Or untouchable? 😔

Eh, why not? Don't think he's gonna be in the story at all, so it wouldn't matter if you interacted.

He doesn't give or take kisses, but hugging him should be fine.

He hella' fluffy

[yuri-is-online]

Lord help me if azul ever becomes a mind reader because I put him as my homescreen character and when I logged in all I could think was "pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty awwww so pretty so pretty my pretty azul awww pretty beautiful azul you are a beautiful man! A beautiful man! My love! My life! My soul! My pretty azul aww"

I need to be put down holy shit

You do not need to be put down "૮₍ ˶•⤙•˶ ₎ა Azul is a pretty pretty PRETTY boy and so smoochable it is criminal.

There is a post I can't find about the comedy of Yuu who seems so normal and calm and always solves everyone's problems but is constantly screaming in their head, and only one mind reader npc can hear it. But no one believes them because why would they? In the comments someone pitched the idea for a fic where someone in the main cast could hear Yuu's thoughts for 12 hours or so and well-

If Azul could hear everyone's thoughts for 12 hours the school would be so fucked. He'd be running around, taking notes on everyone and their darkest secrets and cackling like a maniac-

And then he runs face fucking first into Yuu's thoughts.

Pretty. "Oh hey Azul you seem real busy today." Yuu's face doesn't change and Azul adjusts his glasses in a fit of nerves. So beautiful Azul, so so so so-

"Ah ha ha," even his laugh is pretty "no more so than usual." I hope he's not stressed. "What about you? Had a rough week?" He notices Yuu take a deep breath, until five seconds ago he had assumed that was out of fright. I love you.

"Not really." I love you. So maybe it was out of fright, Yuu certainly still seems nervous, so why is their face so damnably passive? How was he ever supposed to know any of this?!?! I wish I could call you mine, you're so lovely and smart.

"Well I'll be seeing you." Azul swears his voice squeaks and he sees Yuu's smile and hears them think about how cute he is as he rapidly flees to collect himself.

So no you're not the one who needs to be put down. Poor Azul might though.

[onestepbackwards]

I've always been sort of baffled by how some artists will shave off the roundness from Volo's face, so imagine with me if you will that SelfAware!Volo can hear the player occasionally commenting on his cute chubby Pachirisu cheeks.

If everyone can hear the player, his coworkers probably clown on him. He may respond with indignance. The "true god" clearly seems to find his soft features endearing, so why should he care about their laughter?

Perhaps Adaman and some of the other males express jealousy over Volo being fawned over as well...

His cheeks are so cute ♪(´▽｀)

Of all things for everyone to hear across the world, why did it have to be you talking about how cute his cheeks are?

'I could just grab them and squish them! They look so squishable and smoochable!'

The initial horror he felt as all his coworkers all turned to look at him. No doubt he'd be teased to hell and back later for it.

...But it wasn't too bad. Not anymore.

Sure, he complained about it from time to time in front of others, but at the end of the day...

He liked it.

Volo liked it a lot.

It wasn't something he was insecure about, sure, but this has definitely ended up both highlighting his round cheeks, and also boosting his confidence a little bit.

And it was you.

You, the real god in the sky, were complimenting him.

Others could tease him all they wanted, but he could see their jealous looks. How the others envied the attention he got.

The looks he would receive, from his coworkers, to villagers of different villages he'd travel to.

Adaman especially gives him nasty looks, and Irida is not far behind him with her glares.

At least a few people were civil with him, but...

Was it wrong he thrived off the attention, knowing it was your attention, and others had to sit by and watch as he was fawned over? Even if it was just his round cheeks?

Maybe.

But as your presence filled the world again, as you started talking and mentioning him again...

Volo found he could care less, only wanting more.

[amphibiahawks321]

Jinx : Why do you love me?

M!Reader : Cause your so goddamn loveable, cuddleable and smoochable

Jinx : But I'm crazy as hell

M!Reader : Crazy chicks are Hella hot~

Jinx : ......I fvcking love you •////v////•

[rodentchild]

Shit I've Heard Or Said As Writing Prompts Pt. 23

"So he's a werewolf piss-boy who works for NASA, has diamonds for eyes, and might also be Jesus."

"You're very smoochable, I hope you know that."

"I want to learn Magic The Gathering but Dungeons and Dragons is complicated enough for now."

"WHY DOES COLLEGE HAVE TO BE SO EXPENSIVE!" "Capitalism."

"You're the kind of person they do psychological research on."

"WHY ARE YOU SUCH A FREAK! That's karma, that's what that is!"

"Monkey sex is important!"

"She has no thumbs and muddy paws, how can she defend herself?"

"Thank you for the information, but it's uninteresting and unnecessary."

*text messages* "Yeah so I might have possibly maybe been kidnapped and am now in Germany. Don't worry I'm fine tho" "GOOD MORNING???"

"I told you I don't know how to ride a bike, you dick."

"If you're gonna be tacky be real about it."

"That's my thirteenth reason." "I never watched that show, I don't give a shit."

"His dad is a mackerel. I know this for a fact."

"If I can't end my life as a missing person, I want to go skydiving without a parachute and aim for somebody's house."

"You forget that he's a psychopath!"

"God bless your bowel movements."

*incredibly drunk* "I'm traveling through the universe!"

"Don't slut shame my dog!"

"I don't mind swappin' spit with the homies."

"This game is all about semantics! You've entered the Thunderdome motherfucker!"

"You're adding edging to the campaign?!"

"There's no pronouns here!"

"If I yelled at you and told you I hate you, would that make leaving me easier?" "No."

"This behavior makes me fully believe you when you say you've done acid."

"Yeah we went to high school together. You were on the basketball team. You guys sucked."

"Oh, well excuse me for not having a ton of experience giving blow jobs!"

"I'd fight a man over a spider any day. Spiders have enhancements, men only have the audacity."

*mocking voice* "Oh my God, I'm a drug mule!"

"Where's the Walmart Man, he knows how to slap ass!"

[sol-consort]

you ever look at Kallo and

why do salarians have so much flat space on their faces if not to be kissed, huh? if not meant to be smooched, then why so smoochable???

[themushroomgoesyeet]

How to hold your loved one: A lover's guide

co-authored by Merf & Muriel

When holding Muriel:

Muriel's still getting used to positive physical affection, so unless you're close to him no touchie!

hand holding is always enjoyable for casual interactions of any kind, be it long walks or still moments.

(idk how he tolerates holding my hands when they're so sweaty all the time but that's beside the point)

my hands are always dry, so I don't mind

ok (T^T )

hand holding also serves as a good way to send little messages! usually it's just single squeezes for comfort, but my personal favorite is three squeezes for "I love you", and four squeezes back for "I love you too".

that's my favorite too

I - I don't deserve you Muri, you're so sweet! (>////< )

hugs with Muriel are always the best! he's so big it's like getting swallowed by a soft, warm blanket. not to mention they're very healing on a bad day.

you really feel that way about my size?

of course I do! it's one of my favorite things about you, you make me feel safe <3

oh.........ok

cuddling is excellent*, and it's always nice to exchange hair scritches. his hair is so nice and soft!

*(please note: cuddling usually turns into naptime)

I'm just a big pillow to you aren't I

Yep! a very smoochable pillow at that ;)

When holding Merf:

why are we doing this again? we're not letting anyone read this....right?

yeah, it's just for us. I thought it would be fun! also the voices told me to

........

:)

........what do I even write

anything you want! the topic is just kinda how we feel about physical affection

um, ok

sometimes our height difference is challenging; it's usually best if we're both sitting down so Merf can reach better - and so I don't have to bend over so much

trust me, If I could be taller I would be

sometimes I also have to hold Merf's hand to keep her from slipping away in crowds, but I don't mind as long as I'm not alone

I'm sorryyyyyyy, I promise I don't try to wander away on purpose! perhaps you can carry me sometimes?

........only if it's absolutely necessary

yiss

never thought I'd like kissing. it's......nice.

is that all you have to say about it?

yes.

pft alright

can we be done now?

yes <3

[dynamite124]

Why did you make Taliesin so smoochable I literally can't open my game without being there all like "damn, I wanna kiss this fucker." 😭

My favorite kind of characters are those who aren't afraid to be themselves - IE pompous jerks - , and have that of Jerk with a Heart of Gold.

[starleska]

Ok since the topic of holiday characters being smoochable is in the air- can I say something about the toy taker from rouldoulph and the island of misfit toys?

Young me was very disappointed by the reveal of his identity as a teddy bear and now I know why baby snail was so upset is all I'll say

omfg YESSSSSS THE TOY TAKER!!!!!!!!!!! 💖💖💖💖

absolutely ancient crush reawakened oh my God 🙈🙈🙈 Snails, you always have the best taste in bad guys!!! i also love him...he's such a sweetheart!! 🥺🥺 and Rick Moranis absolutely ate with his performance 😂💖 in true Star fashion, finding out he was a teddy bear didn't dissuade little me in the least. i just wanted to give him a big ol' hug...after all, his real name is Mr Cuddles, right? 😭💖💖 i always used to get a little fluttery in the heart when he gave that little doll a handkerchief and some flowers...!!!!

the thing i've been saying about the Toy Taker for years is that...he was RIGHT!!!! what a harrowing fate for toys, to be loved so dearly and then discarded after so many years!! of course he shouldn't have been stealing toys who were going to children in the first place, but i never understood how him being 'fixed up' and taken to a new child was a happy ending...all i could think about was how he was going to feel when it happened again!! 😭😭😭

surely a more fitting ending would've been Mr Cuddles finding community on the Island of Misfit Toys, and toys being able to live their own lives after their time with children? making the choice to be sent off to a new household if they wanted that love again? it would've been amazing if the Toy Maker could've become the Toy Saver - rescuing toys from rubbish heaps and car boot sales and giving them a new lease of life on the island after being fixed up by Camilla!!!

gah...i have so many feelings about him and The Island of Misfit Toys in general 🙈🙈🙈 honestly he may be the reason why i collect/restore vintage toys and get so weepy when i see people doing the same...!!! i firmly maintain that the Toy Taker did nothing wrong except for putting the toys into a trance, and should've given the toys the option to choose to come with him once they learned the truth 💖 you know before i went and downloaded a copy to get the high quality version of the song, i found lots of people over on YouTube admitting they had a crush on the Toy Taker...an early Tumblr Sexyman for many of us, i'm sure 😂💖 i believe he was on the Sexypedia before it got shut down!! i'd love to see someone selfshipping with him, what a sweet f/o choice :3c (i mean...i already have the Toymaker...😳😳)