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Why is he bri'ish tho
#why are you british#this is a story about a man named stanley stanley worked for a company in a big building where he was employee 427 and he pushed buttons on#stanley parable#stanley parable ultra deluxe
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#disco elysium#king charles iii#why did i make this#sad to report that painting of british parasite goes hard af#especially if you look at it from ironic perspective of “he's covered in blood of the british empire”
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Michael can survive (almost) anything in FNAF
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf movie#michael afton#helpy#fnaf sister location#fnaf pizzaria simulator#Michael has a very set number of skills#he’s actually almost indestructible#UNLESS it gets hot#This is so funny to me#LIKE I’ll be honest I wouldn’t last in the heat as well especially in small stuff rooms#but specifically funny to Michael#cause he’s gone through so much worse in comparison#dude lost all his organs and bones and he got back up quicker than he does to heat#DUDE lives in Utah and can’t handle a summers day 💀#this is why all his shirts didn’t have sleeves as a kid#dude was dying out there#this is how you can tell he’s British#he longs for a rainy day
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Capaldi doctor pissing me the fuck off. but it's the writing. I'm like literally what in the HELL are you talking about and also why are you sucking the militarys dick
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What if I stayed here for a bit with you, instead?
#dead boy detectives#payneland#edwin x charles#dbda#pre canon let's gooooo#this is how you go from ´for a bit´ to forever#i don't know how to sound british people english is not my first language#this is my headcanon to explain why charles dedicated so much time to the bag of tricks
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Jon is funny because he acts so grumpy and shit and then he begins his statement and decides to do a little voice
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“Over there is Drake, he’s with us because JL Light kept saying no to the teenage group so now they made him my and JLD’s problem. Also he kept trying to raise the dead. And kept succeeding.”
“It’s not my fault it’s so easy,” Drake muttered without looking away from his project. “And Batman wasn’t dead the last time. You bring back three people and suddenly everyone thinks you’re a budding necromancer. It shouldn’t be my fault I’m using the available resources for the best solution.”
Constantine somehow looked even more dead than Elle as he pointed to the teenager that had taken up residence on the counter, the rest of the space covered with no less than four laptops. “Do not see him as a role model. He broke reality that first time.”
Man, she already knew they were going to get along like a house on fire. Elle waved cheerfully at Drake. “Quack.” She said. Constantine just sighed and went for his lighter.
Drake looked at her in befuddlement. “Quack?”
“A drake is a duck yeah? So, quack.”
“I prefer the drakes being dragons route.” He said. “More mysterious and powerful.”
“Ah. Rawr then.” The lesser of the two options. Drake had clearly never met a true duck. Maybe Elle could sneak one in one of these days and introduce Drake to a better namesake.
#fanfic#wip hell#JL: hey Constantine can you babysit potential threat to the world#Constantine: I’m literally not a babysitter#he’s right he’s a father of two unholy terrors now#john constantine#tim drake#dani phantom#dc x dp#dpxdc#dc comics#danny phantom#‘why doesn’t Constantine talk British’ I hate brits next question
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took a break from literally all of my responsibilities to immortalize this scene in drawing because that was insane
#fantasy high junior year#dimension 20#dimension 20 spoilers#fhjy spoilers#fhjy#british kristen#K2#kristen applebees#ikolitart#fantasy high#brennan justfying the pregnancy joke with in world lore made up in the spot#lou's how do you think she got pregnant#blimey indeed#what was that#what an episode#I've watched that scene like 5 times and I'm still laughing at it#“she was not even british” “THEN WHY IS SHE BEING SENT TO ENGLAND???”#insane
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[insp] [Alex]
Prince Henry of Edinburgh is accurate to the movie don't @ me
#red white and royal blue#henry hanover stuart fox#henry fox mountchristen windsor#alex claremont diaz#taylor zakhar perez#nicholas galitzine#rwrbedit#rwrb movie#rwrb source#the real reason alex whipped out his phone#do you know how many times i re-wrote whether arthur would be a duke or not#my poor flatmate does#maybe this is why the book had shitty research#i also changed my mind about catherine being princess of wales between alex's gifset and henry's#teeeechnically after the succession act in 2013 she could have been given the title?#but.... i don't see it happening#(yes i know she was in the book but once again the book put zero effort into researching anything british)#(and i'm not sugar coating my opinion of that lack of effort)
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Ewan Mitchell behind the scenes with British Vogue
#extremely boyfriend of you mister mitchell#ewan mitchell#british vogue#vogue#vogue magazine#photoshoot#bts#hoosbandewangifs#ewan mitchell edit#ewanmitchelledit#also WHERE is this photoshoot british vogue??#why are you holding it hostage????
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last night my sister’s new husband’s mom was walking around the living room and showing everyone pictures on her phone (one of which was a wedding photo of my sister and her husband, the other was an ADRINETTE DRAWING SHE FOUND ON MY INSTAGRAM) and kept telling everyone how similar they looked😭😭
#can i say also that my sister’s husband’s mom is a beautiful british lady.#because he can’t stop being adrien coded.#his whole family is like wealthy and european the whole weekend i just kept being like whyy are you adrien😭😭#ml#anna rambles#also why does his mom keep going through my miraculous ladybug fan art instagram. why did that have to come up
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i don't even have a smart or funny caption for this one because what the fuck does these looks from erik even mean. why is he looking at charles like he wants to climb him like a tree. why does he look so painfully fond. i'm convinced this man got his ass taken over by erik lehnsherr's real spirit in this scene and he was being puppetered around like ratatouille or venom. what were even simon kimberg's indications here i'm so confused
#yearning so bad he's not even blinking#cherik#gifset#mine*#xmenuniverse#xmenedit#x-men#marveledit#otp: i want you by my side#erik lehnsherr#charles xavier#this scene is still so strange to me overall why are they in the city of love why are they surrounded by couples and flowers what is going#imagine doing allat for a british bald man damn
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If you’re still taking drawing requests…a few of your favorite hermits possessed by Bill…Billsuma???? Pls Billsuma
Axolsuma is Bill Repellant
I had a lot of fun with the design so I only did Xisuma since you asked for him specifically :>
#doctorsiren#gravity falls#the book of bill#hermitcraft#bill cipher#xisumavoid#gravity falls fanart#hermitcraft fanart#doodle requests#digital art#my art#procreate#I turned X’s scars into the crack 😁😁😁#I think it would be fun because X already has Admin powers#so I think he’d be a pretty useful puppet/vessel#although he would never agree to a deal (unless it was like ‘uhh you’ll get unlimited tea. or something. British boy.’#) I didn’t close the parentheses#hey bill what’s…what’s with your affinity for square men with sideburns huh…why…why are you me?
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imagine spending months flirting with remus and he reciprocates but there is a slight age gap, not big enough for you to even think about or other people to think about but he overthinks it and worries he's too old for you, that you're 'wasting your youth' and you should be 'spending time with people your own age'. obviously you think it's rubbish but the thing about remus is he can be hypocritical, he says all this stuff but flirts with you anyway, it's very confusing.
one day he just snaps at you, you've been spending the night at 12 grimmauld place and everyone else has gone to bed, it's just you two and you flirt a bit, no more than usual and that's what shocks you so much at his outburst. "I'm not your boyfriend," he says coldly, in a tone that you've never heard him use directed at you before.
a shiver runs down your spine and you feel like all the warmth leave your body, you hated the way he just talked to you, dismissed you like that. after a moments silence you reply to him quietly, "i never thought you were."
"i never said it was your mistake," he mumbles back softer than before. he gets up from his chair and leaves the room without saying another word.
#remus lupin x reader#remus lupin#remus lupin x reader angst#THIS IS ANGSTY OH MY GOD. I NEVER THOUGHT I'D WRITE ANGST#marauders x reader#marauders angst#marauders x reader angst#remus lupin x you#remus lupin x y/n#older remus lupin x reader#♡ mine / writing#♡ remus#remus lupin angst#hp x reader#harry potter x reader#hp x reader angst#harry potter x reader angst#remus lupin fic#this is kind of a quote from doctor who btw <3 why not combine two british staples that i adore
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Do you think Ghost yells “Fuck!” Really loudly when he stubs his toe or does he go silent as straight hell fire is seen within his eyes as pain surges through his body
#simon ghost riley#call of duty#don’t ask me why I made this post#I just think it would be funny#if you hear a loud bang#and he goes very British#and just curses really loudly
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Hiiiii Ghosts fanssss
(🦗🦗🦗)
#it’s that time of year again where I miss British people#anyways modern au/they’re all alive au#but also I was just practicing drawing them again it’s been a while#they’re prepping for the Cinderella panto and Julian is having a moment#Pat is just here looking pretty as he should#bbc ghosts#kitty higham#robin bbc ghosts#julian fawcett#pat butcher#the captain#the captain bbc ghosts#chess husbands#also why did chess husbands fans die? guys come back where did you all go
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