#why are my dreams like this

[icarusredwings]

Guys!! My wife left early for work so I have to tell you instead, GUYS!!

I had a dream that when the mansion was getting attacked Worst Wolverine was trying to protect those inside but Imagine the gremlins and they were trying to eat people I guess idk but they were also venomous and just weren't fucking dying because they were zombies? So fighting hoard after hoard it seems that he was doing absolutely nothing except getting bit over and over, to the point his helaing factor was starting to ware down a bit so as a woozy and exhasuted as well as panicking black out that he ussually has, He straight up abandons post despite charles calling for him to come back and that its okay, theyll figure it out together. You know, those sweet encouraging words that always were able to lure him back in this universe?

Well in HIS universe those didn't do shit for him because he's semi resistant to telepathy. He just gets in a car and zooms off as fast as he can, luring some of the creatures away but since he's having one of those moments where he dosn't know who he is (Stress Induced Temporary Amnesia).

Well he drives so fast and so far that he ends up not noticing but he crashes into a tomato sauce factory and lowkey the car explodes.

While everything is on fire and he's pushing through to get out of the building, There's a moment where one of the people who appear to be crushed sits up. It scares the shit out of him so he jolts only for them to reach a hand out and caresses his face. Logan has no fucking clue what to do and is this close to stabbing them when he freezes.

"I'm so glad you're alive. None of this was...was.." and she collapses.

It's at this moment that he remembers everything. Everything is his fault. He ran like a coward and now everyone he cared about was dead.

He still can't figure out though if it was the woman speaking, or if Charles had used his last breath to check on him. This thought haunts him nightly.

So now Logan gets freaked out by tomato jars and Wade will pick up on this and just throw them out the window. "That's for upsetting wolvie!! Yous stupid wannabe vegetable!"

[thornheartfelt]

Woke up this morning from a dream where first I grabbed my hot water bottle and started eating it?? Then, for whatever reason, I was in prison with Ror.schach. Like, the prison riot part of Watch.men.

[blueicequeen19]

I had a dream about meeting Rudy while on some sort of tour guide and the chemistry and tension was thick although we both tried to deny it. Then by the end he was like, take your clothes off. If I’m never going to see you again, I’m going to have you at least once. When I tell you I’m melting 🫠😮‍💨

[ihearnocomplaints]

i had a dream that shadow the hedgehog pissed in an ikea display toilet

[irondad-defensesquad]

i swear to god, last night i dreamed i talked to tom holland and i was swooning inside bc i crushed hard on him.

also i think he spoke my language???

[yimra]

[crystalsamethyst]

Just woke up from an intense dream where it was like a modern AU but I snuck in super early in some ongoing story to treat Wu Ming like the precious loved boi he is to prepare him for what would be coming.

At a point, he and I went on a bus and ended up at Ryan Reynolds's house where they proceeded to give us GIANT things of leftover Halloween candy and then ended up secretly being the villains.

So that makes me think,

Xie Lian and Wu Ming vs Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively...

But seriously, Wu Ming, precious boy. My sense of longing to protecc when I woke up was insane, as is this post.

[itbe1964]

I had a dream that I wanted to gift Stephen Stills a dead rat and I was traveling far and wide to get this dead rat to him but I kept coming across ridiculous obstacles and the rat was starting to smell but I was so determined to give him that rat

[endlessnightskyshoutsback]

so my dream was interesting today. !!

i was at a dad joke competition and i went up on stage and said

"what does a miserable guy who is an engineer do? cry."

then walked off.

[artsy8mincemeat]

can someone pls explain to me why I dreamt about a blue guy with 3 tails arguing with a red guy who suspiciously looked like Alister from Hazbin Hotel. Why were the steps leading down to their village granny squares?? Please I need answers

[whatshehassaid]

Had a dream that I severed my leg at the calf right beneath the knee and then reattached it with crazy glue… what does it mean

And then I was like huh I wonder if I’ll get feeling back in my severed foot

[mayhemscurse]

[kirstenonic05]

Had a dream where you had to write your favourite Stone Ocean ship to sign off a government form

Obviously, I wrote Caejose

[sillylittle-man]

I took a nap and woke up thinking I was 58 with two sons and one daughter who all died at a young age (like 5 ranging to 11) yet somehow I had a grandchild that lived in my house.

[iilelio]

Insane dreams of an old friend committing gun violence. That was a bit scary. I swear I'm trying to relax

[mvzzyheartz]

dreamt that I started a rp in WCUE of @/itsnotmourn's spooky warriors au and when people started joining Nikocado motherfucking Avocado joined the server and started causing havoc among the roleplayers (the rp hadn't even started yet)