#why ???????????

[to-be-frank-i-dont-care]

I’m going to bite someone

i made a character uquiz. i 100% promise you that you will get a character you know AND like

[enden-k]

not keeping up w hsr leads to me thinking sunday banner is today (wednesday) but turns out its thursday and this little chicken wing bitch is in next version

[my-mom-named-me-duck]

THERE'S FIFTY OF YOU NOW?!?!?!?!

HOLY SHIT WHY-

I DON'T EVEN DO MUCH

I'M LIKE A MILDLY ENTERTAINING SNAIL

HOW

HOW?!?!?!?!

now I feel the need to post more shit-

thank you for giving the motivation to do things instead of scroll through Tumblr and pester corvid-

[anastablack]

Simon, are you kidding us?

[theplantbish]

Google docs NO

[my-unsent-thoughts]

He texted you first. He replied quickly. He flirted. He called you. He got you attached. Then, out of nowhere, he barely responds. His replies slow down. He starts acting distant. The flirting stops. He cuts you off. He leaves… Almost every woman has been through this, and it’s hard to face.

src : thread

[saccharinehell]

Can you at least pretend to love me?

[transformers0]

Me: "It's. Not. Fair..."

me: *opens document to write* brain: let’s rethink the entire plot instead

[girlllsoconfusingg]

life always being the one left out sucks

[anartificialsatellite]

Sputnik chews on his toys and other chewy items at the very edge of my bed and then drops them over the side and makes sad little noises until I pick them back up. I used to think it was cute, but you'd be surprised how loud a piece of antler or certain plastic dog toys can be when dropped on the hard floor at 1 am when you're busy having a stressful dream.

[riverlinden]

"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will

[p1sswallet]

This is the exact same movement the local scum crackhead bicyclists do right next to your car. A little methy zig zag for funsies. And one day, I'm gonna do it back.

Pranking wunk

[grantwilson]

we are discussing our childhood passions on the dash tonight

[kyriathanatos]

hey, you guys wanna see something completely fucked up?

why the FUCK do these match so well. i didnt edit SHIT.

[tiredgatt0]

You know when people ask how did germans let Hitler get so much power ... this is how