#whos my favorite ummmmmm

[capitalisticveins]

New CastleAudios fan here’s my initial thoughts abt the character’s I’ve listened to, if the character isnt here I havent listened to her or them yet

ummmm

Beth - Despite her title shes rlly not a tsundere and I love that and I love her and her and Seer are probably my fav duo and WHY R POACHERS OUT TO GET THE PACK

Abby - Probably my favorite voice I love her accent I love her podcast and I love her dynamic with Rose they’re both adorable😭😭 just imagine the listener restocking around the library and whenever she’s ranting abt mythical creatures they just use their psychokinesis to carry the books whenever she’s not looking that’d be hilarious

Rachelle - She seems so sweet🥹 she wants to feel reconnected to her roots thats fcking adorable omg (who tf turned her???)

Rose - I DONT WANT TO DATE HER I WANT HER TO BE MY MOTHER THIS LADY IS SO SWEET IF SHE WAS REAL I’D BE AT HER LIBRARY EVERYDAY AUGHH i love how it’s a mentor student dynamic between her and the listener

Claire - I have a problem, and it’s not with Claire; its with fucking Ranger. why are they so fucking ANNOYING?? (rhetorical) LEAVE HER ALONEEEEE also for Claire she’s petty and thats funny asf💀

Genevieve - I think thats how u spell it? The braces story SPUN ME I love how Sweetheart drove ACROSS THE COUNTRY FOR THEIR GIRL their love is ADORABLE and Genevieve is such a cutie omg😭😭😭

i think thats all the girls so far

Ranger lock in bro💀

[piastri-fvx]

In her comments. Lando Norris

Pairing: Lando Norris x Singer!reader, social media fic

Summary: When Lando Norris's pining after a popular singer finally gets noticed by her.

Word Count: 854

Face claim: sabrina carpenter & pictures of girls from pinterest!!

Disclaimer/s: None! just fluff

Authors Note: this is my first time writing a story, so sorry if it's not that good :))) English is also not my first language, so sorry if there's any spelling/grammar mistakes!! hope u enjoy!!

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Agatha All Along deep dive: episode 7 part 6

(Wandavision entries: [1][2][3])

(AAA entries: ep1 [1][2][3][4] ep2 [1][2][3][4] ep3 [1][2][3] ep4 [1][2][3][4][5][6][7][+1] ep5 [1][2][3][4][5] ep6 [1][2][3] ep7 [1][2][3][4][5][6] ep8 [1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8][9] ep9 [1][2][3][4][5][6])

we've reached the final card, and you all know what - or who - that is

she was falling. she will fall.

here's the scene we were supposed to get at the beginning, Lilia falling through the mud. we get it at the end to form yet another perfect circle. look how green the light and the leaves are. we are in the dominion of the Green Witch.

just your old pal rio checking if you survived the fall, nbd

after all the time she's spent courting you! you really know how to break a girl's heart, lilia

she is the Destination baybeeeee

I need to check, does she bring that orchid to all the souls she reaps or is that reserved for her favorite people?

and agatha is the one who places the last card, who places Death over the Queen of Cups and seals her fate. billy is going to feel guilty about lilia and alice and sharon, but I do believe that if someone needs to be blamed, that is definitely agatha.

lilia's coven.

it should be a moment of triumph. the music and lilia's face tell a different story.

jen who's usually so sarcastic. her heart has cracked open for lilia.

ummmmmm, hey, agatha? sooo about that wife of yours?

yeah that's actually a pretty difficult subject for me so I'm gonna crack the usual joke instead. any takers? no? you guys? anybody wanna laugh?

I love the green light behind her. lilia's yellow is gone, it truly is rio's dominion now.

lilia's last words to agatha. she has grabbed her arm without hesitation, she knows what agatha did, and she has seen the most hidden part of her soul, the three swords in her heart. and in her last moments, lilia has accepted her in the coven, in the family. agatha would rather not understand it.

she looks at billy with all the love and pride in the world. billy has put her through the grinder, like he did with jen and alice and especially agatha, and lilia has raised to the occasion and then some. it's like she's saying, that's alright, baby, I can take it. you screwed up but I made things right again, because that's my job. we protect our children and we protect our own.

this is the same jen who pushed lilia out of the way in episode three to get to the exit first. I wonder what bright future Lilia has seen for the high priestess?

lilia has struggled with being a witch her whole life, she's had to come to terms with a lot of trauma and pain and self hatred. look how she's glowing now. she reclaimed her identity, and not because billy made her. she fought and she suffered and she achieved something incredible. she did it with her family, and she did it on her own. the beautiful paradox of self actualization.

LIKE I JUST DID. the power she exudes. the self-assurance. and the slightest hint of shaking in her voice, because she is emotional, but she's keeping it at bay. she is in control.

and I'll repeat it until the day I die, THE WAY PATTI USES HER VOICE. her monologues are just... god tier. she is god.

LIKE THE TOWER. UPRIGHT.

WE ARE FLIPPING THAT CARD. FUCK YES WE ARE.

god yes. hit me with the beautiful slow-mo. is there a term for being emotionally horny because that's what I'm feeling right now

have I finished ranting about how good patti lupone is? fuck no I motherfucking haven't. because sometimes I see people going, 'that was great but whatever, it's patti, of course it was.' NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. WE ARE NOT TAKING THIS WOMAN FOR GRANTED, NOT EVEN FOR A SECOND. THAT IS NOT WHAT LILIA HAS TAUGHT US. it's NOT "whatever she's patti." lilia is phenomenal BECAUSE she is patti lupone. this seventy fucking five year old woman has walked on set and graced us with the best MCU character (AND the best death. COMPLETELY humiliated RDJ) BECAUSE she is the best at her craft. because she has spat blood and tears on stage for fifty fucking years, eight shows a week. because she's the first evita and the first fantine, I can't even comprehend how fucking cool that is. one day people sitting at the barbican theater in west end heard 'I dreamed a dream' for the first time, and this motherfucker in a blonde wig was singing it. it's like hanging out with a group of friends except one of them is michelangelo. what she can do with her face, with her voice, with her body language is a monumental achievement that can't be celebrated enough. she has taken a good script and elevated it to the stars, and has done it in a stupid glinda costume. she needs all the praise, all of it.

okay. NOW I'm done. just needed to put it out there. I love you, broadway goddess patti lupone.

(kudos to the costume designers, set designers, make up artists, camera operators, directors AND to the writing team though. INCREDIBLE job, you guys.)

and the final paradox: death is the end, but life and nature are a circle. and so, let us begin!

go to episode 8 part 1

[castianii]

I haven’t posted in a LONG time, but I wanted to come on here and talk about the difference between growing up watching Ninjago as a boy and as a girl.

Everyone in my life knows that i’m OBSESSED with Ninjago, and I have been since it came out, so i’ve been watching this show (targeted for little boys) my ENTIRE LIFE!!!! I was talking to my boyfriend a few weeks ago and I said “I really wanna experience Ninjago as a little boy” and he had the AUDACITY to say “I feel like it’s the same experience 🤓☝️”

…ummmmmm… not exactly

So here are so things that I’ve noticed FIRST HAND as someone who’s been watching Ninjago her whole life with brothers who have also been watching Ninjago their whole lives.

First of all, sets. Everyone i’ve known through the years has known I love this show, yet every single set that I own was bought by me. I watched as my older brother was gifted sets for his birthday, christmas, or even just for nothing, and he wasn’t even that big of a fan. Just because he’s a boy and boys are supposed to like shows like that.

Also, just watching the show. If I was at someone’s house or if I was being babysat and I said “Can I watch Ninjago???” most of the time the response was a confused face and “Ninjago? Like the Lego show?? What about My Little Pony? Let’s just watch that, you’ll like it better”. I wasn’t ALLOWED to like that show or I was weird and different. If I was with other kids and I asked to play Ninjago or even just ninja I couldn’t, because I’m a girl and “girls can’t play that”.

This one REALLY makes me mad. Little boys are allowed to choose between ANY of the ninja to be their favorite. If you’re a little girl your favorite is expected to be Nya, you don’t have a choice. If you’re playing Ninjago with the kids on your street, you’re Nya. If you’re a girl, you can only like the girl characters. I was NOT having that as a kid. My favorites always been Lloyd, and it always will be ❤️

These are just a FEW things that I can think of rn that really bugged me as a kid. I didn’t like that because I was a girl I couldn’t like my favorite show. I got teased, made fun of, and even left out because of it. If you’re a girl and you’ve been watching Ninjago since you were a kid, I know that you know what i’m talking about in this post. If you girls can think of anything else that would be considered different REPOST!!!! I wanna know y’all’s experiences!!!!

Sorry this post was long!!! I probably won’t be posting again for a while!! ❤️❤️❤️

[neeeeeoposts]

when the ship includes people who interacted at least twice but that wont stop me from shipping them

anyways highlighter so cool right? like the ship name is by far my most favorite istg

ummmmmm bye

[starcrossedxwriter]

Built for Love Interlude Chapter (MBJ x Famous Black OC)

A/N: Ummmmmm ok so this is thanks to @lynaye1993! lol I had this half written and then her comment on chapter 7 encouraged me to finish it. Timeline wise, this fits between chapter 6 and chapter 7 so you should read 6 first. This is really just smut lol

Warnings: NSWF. Some mentions to history with abuse - nothing super explicit but definitely touches on abuse as it relates to sex. But then it's just a lot of sex talk and smut.

Charlotte’s giggles filled her apartment as she and Michael lounged on the floor by her couch, using their spoons to fight for a scoop of cookie dough ice cream. The carton was full as they ate directly from it but they each just wanted the biggest chunks for themselves. 

“I think the counter is my favorite spot,” Charlotte offered, continuing their conversation as Michael wrapped his arm around her, holding her flush to his chest. 

Their limbs were a tangled mess as they relaxed, sequestered from the world in Charlotte’s apartment. She was scantily clad in nothing but a lingerie set she had bought for Michael, while he was in nothing but his boxers. 

Since they started having sex the week prior, Charlotte was trying to think of ways to push herself out of her comfort zone where sex was concerned. The lingerie was, admittedly, a small step to some but huge for a woman who never saw herself as sexy. But when she opened the door for Michael in that outfit, any insecurities she had melted away with one look. He had looked like he wanted to completely ravish her… and he did.

“Yea, definitely gonna have you bent over that a few more times tonight,” he remarked, kissing the dip in her shoulder as he recalled when he fucked her from behind in her kitchen 20 minutes earlier. 

He hoped their ice cream break was merely an energy refuel though he could tell she was content laying there with him. And so was he. 

“Has fucking from the back always been your favorite?”

Michael raised an eyebrow, shocked that she picked up on that. It was true but they did not really talk about sex, their fantasies, likes, dislikes. She always skirted around the topic and he never wanted to push. He knew it was a big step just to be intimate with someone again. But he knew one day, her comfort with him and the topic would increase. 

“How’d you figure that?” 

She shrugged, her head lulling back, Michael stroking her loose curls as her eyes looked to the ceiling. 

“I dunno. It just seems like you really get into it. You’re a bit more aggressive, the strokes are faster and rougher. It just feels like you get lost in it in a different way?” 

His honey bee was certainly perceptive. However, hearing her words, aggressive and rough, hung in his ears. Her tone was one of curiosity, not a hint of anger or fear in them as she said it. But still, he had to ask. “Does that hurt or bother you?” 

She smiled at his thoughtfulness, the protective aura that surrounded her immediately. “No, no. I would’ve said so if it did. I like it… which kinda surprises me, I guess. It’s just an observation.” 

He nodded. “Yea I guess it’s my favorite. Though I prefer positions that let me look at you while you cum. I like to see your face when I fuck you.” Charlotte could not help but blush at his words. “I think I know what your favorite thing is,” he kissed her neck softly. 

She rolled her eyes at his cockiness and turned to look at him, a nonverbal challenge in her eyes to see if he truly knew the answer. “Oh yea?” 

“My head between your legs.” 

This nigga, she thought to herself. He did not tell a single lie. His mouth… his skills? Otherworldly. However, their banter would not allow her to admit he was right.

“I think you want it to be my favorite so you can do it more,” she teased. She did love it but she still did not have the courage to request it. It was a mental block more than anything so Michael took it upon himself every time they had sex to please her orally. Another thing she knew she needed to work on, communicating what she wanted in the bedroom. 

“You might be right about that. I still can’t believe I was the first guy to get a taste of you. I feel special, not gon lie. But that’s insane to me. How’s it possible that a nigga is near you and don’t want a taste?” 

She merely shrugged. She had not really thought much about how odd it was. It had just always been her reality. It would be less odd if she was a virgin, she supposed. But since she had sex before, she could see why it seemed insane to him and her friends. Jazz was clear that she did not let a nigga fuck who wasn’t willing to give her what she needed first. Charlotte wished she had that confidence, that self-assured attitude and ownership of your individual pleasure. Charlotte wanted to be that. But she worried it was too late, her current state too hard to cleave from. 

“I’ve only had sex with two guys, including you. And you are just the first guy to actually care if I got anything out of the experience. You know, if it was fun and pleasurable for me. I imagine there’s a lot of shit I haven’t done yet.”

“You were with him for years and he never cared if you enjoyed it?” 

She turned over to face him, shifting so she was sitting on his lap instead of between her legs. There was something about wanting to look in his eyes when she told him things about her past. It somehow made it both easier and harder at the same time. Something in his eyes made vulnerability easier but she could not deny she was still afraid the next bit of information would send him running. She provided a slow trickle of information, tidbits here or there for him to put the distressing puzzle together himself. But nothing had made him run for the hills just yet, so she had to trust that this would not either.

“Sex with him… wasn’t like what it is between the two of us. It wasn’t intimate o-or fun or playful. I w-was just a body and he did what he liked, when he liked, with little regard for me, the word ‘no’ and whether it was what I wanted too.” She paused. “It took a lot of therapy for me to realize that, for him, sex was just about reminding me that I was powerless and he wasn’t.”

She noticed how rage flickered across his face at her carefully chosen words, the implication in them even though she did not explicitly say it. The lack of consent, the lack of care for her body and her needs. She wondered if she should have told him before they had sex the first time, about how much of her sexual history was tied to violence and abuse. But she did not want him to treat her with gloves like she was a fragile thing or no longer be sexually attracted to her. But she also knew, as her best friend and sister in law told her, sex was about communication too. And their sex life could not flourish without it. 

“Before you, I didn’t know it could be like this? Didn’t know it could make me feel this good or alive.” She took a deep breath before adding, a secret only her closest friends just found out. “I didn’t even know I could orgasm till you.” 

Everything she said broke his heart. He knew she did not want a response to the earlier revelations because she would take it as pity or sympathy and she never wanted that. She never wanted him to feel sorry for her. But he was sorry, sorry that she spent so much time in the arms of a boy who treated her so cruelly. He had guessed that their sex life was not great but he had not expected this. The only thing he could reasonably comment on, that also didn’t showcase the true extent of his unholy, burning rage at her ex, was her last statement. 

“Wait. Our first time was the first time you’ve had an orgasm? In your life?” 

She covered her face immediately, which he gently used one of his hands to pry away so he could look at her. “Don’t look at me like that. It’s embarrassing to be this old and have never done all this shit. I probably am the most inexperienced woman you’ve ever been with.”

“It’s not embarrassing, Els. You got plenty of time to have every experience you’ve ever wanted to have. You wanna try something new, name it and we’ll do it. I don’t give a fuck about your experience. No one else compares to you for me. And as we add to your list of firsts, it’ll only get better.” 

She nodded, kissing him softly. 

“J-just now that you know… don’t hold back with me o-or treat me like a fragile flower. I know his actions aren’t yours. A-and when I’m with you, I don’t want you to be restrained… I want you to be you and I want all of you every single time.” 

“As long as you promise to say so if you don’t like something in the moment. I don’t ever want to hurt or trigger you and you not tell me.” 

“Deal.”

The conversation settled, the pair continuing their ice cream binge when Michael spoke up again, one shocking fact still bouncing in his mind. 

“Ok seriously tho, that can’t be your first orgasm. First one with someone, sure. But what about when you… you know, play with yourself?” 

Charlotte’s nose wrinkled up as she shook her head. She tried once or twice a long time ago but whether it be her insecurities or other mental blocks, she just could not get herself there. 

“I don’t… really do that. I mean, I’ve tried but I j-just can’t really get into it.” 

“What do you do to take the edge off?” 

She shrugged, “Add an extra mile to my run.” He immediately doubled over in laughter, her response was a ‘Charlotte response’ to a t if he had ever heard one. “Don’t laugh at me,” she chuckled. “I dunno. It felt weird to do it when I was with someone and when I was single, I just didn’t have much of an interest until I met you. A-and I dunno, by then it felt like I'd miss the self exploration boat. Running and a cold shower worked just fine. Unpleasant but effective.” 

He didn’t respond, the wheels in his mind already turning as his fingers caressed her stomach. They rolled over one large scar she had before continuing up to her the swell of her breasts, Charlotte moaning lightly at the touch. 

Michael patted her thigh, signaling for her to get up for a second. He took their ice cream and slipped it in the freezer and their dirty dishes into the sink before taking her hand and leading her to the bedroom. 

Charlotte followed without a word, lust already coursing through her. For just having rediscovered her libido, it had certainly skyrocketed.

“Strip for me and lay on the bed, baby.” 

Charlotte made quick work of discarding what little clothes she had on before settling on her bed. She could feel the laser focus of his eyes on her ass as she got onto the bed and got comfortable. She expected him to climb between her legs as he always did. But instead, he sat there and watched her for a moment before giving her the next instruction. 

“Close your eyes. You trust me?” 

She nodded as she closed her eyes. She felt  the dip in the bed from his body weight, felt him hover over her as he braced himself above her. His breath tickled her skin as he kissed the sensitive spot on her neck, Charlotte craning her head to give him more room. He sucked on her ear before whispering to her. 

“Play with yourself.” 

Charlotte’s eyes flew open in surprise. Whatever she thought he was going to say, it was most certainly not that. “B-Babe. I just told you I can’t do that… especially not with you here.” 

“Relax… just try it. I’m gonna help you, don’t worry. Just close your eyes, concentrate on my hands, and when you’re ready, touch yourself. Part of me pleasing you is you knowing what you like. And this is one way for you to figure out what you like.” He started a trail of kisses down from her neck to her chest. “Just relax and lean into it. It’s not a trial,” he laughed. “Have fun. If nothing happens, it’s just me here and I’ll happily take over,” he reminded her. 

Fun… she thought to herself. That’s what this was supposed to be. She nodded and leaned back, her eyes lulling closed as she felt Michael’s hands all over her. 

Her hands drifted down to her center, her first touch against her clit was tentative but she could not deny the shivers it sent through her. She let out a breathy moan before doing it again. 

“That’s it, baby,” Michael whispered in his ear, his hands stimulating every part of her he could reach. It was torture to not give in to his own desires. He’d much rather it be his fingers or his tongue creating those breathy moans he loved so much but there was something uniquely intimate about watching her pleasure herself. This moment was about her. This was her stage and he was a mere spectator to her art. 

“How does it feel, baby?” He asked before he captured one of her nipples in his mouth. His tongue rolled and sucked on it as she rubbed small circles on her clit. She focused on how every stroke felt, adding pressure as she could feel her pleasure building. But not just her own touches, she also tried to focus on his, the spots she liked the most, the things that did not send those sparks to her center. 

“F-feels… a-amazing,” she moaned, her mind in a whole other world as she felt his hands all over her. She found it difficult to focus on the task at hand as she almost felt overstimulated. She wanted to savor the feeling of his calloused hands gripping her ass, the soft nips to her breasts, the massages to her inner thighs. He licked, touched, and sucked every pleasure point that was not her core, leaving her promised land and mountain peak for her to find.

“You are so sexy… I wish you could see how fuckin’ sexy you look touching yourself. I love watching you… love the faces you make, the sounds you make.” 

Michael’s praise and adoration only spurred her on. He wanted her to go slow, take her time but she was in a frenzy, a fog of pleasure and need that she desperately wanted to release. 

“What’re you thinking about, baby?” He asked quietly. 

She opened her eyes to look at him, his eyes clouded with lust and desire. She knew exactly what she was thinking of. 

“You,” she answered simply. “H-How I love the w-way y-you fuck me. H-how…” her words were broken up by a loud moan as he bit the inside of her thigh softly. “H-H-How I-I need you inside me.” 

Michael’s lips curled up into a soft smile as he continued his work. He watched as hers increased, her hips rolling slightly from the pleasure she provided herself. 

“And you will, baby. Make yourself cum and I’ll fuck you as long as you want, however you want.” 

Charlotte could’ve sobbed at the promise of him filling her, it only spurred her on more. This was cloud 9 but nothing compared to his touch, his curved member hitting her g-spot with every stroke. That was nothing short of nirvana. 

Michael felt himself grow hard as he listened to her symphony of moans and groans. It was true music to his ears, he loved every sound she made. If this could be the soundtrack to his life, he would consider himself blessed. 

“I-I’m c-close,” she moaned. She could not even hear the praise Michael showered her. She was too enthralled in her self-pleasure, too wrapped up in the feeling her fingers provided. Her actions turned feverish as she hit the crescendo of her pleasure, her entire body seizing slightly, toes curled and a breathless scream escaped her. 

Michael continued touching her, kissing her and whispering sweet nothings to her as she came and settled down. Her hips jolted slightly as he accidentally brushed against her clit, her body too sensitive from her orgasm. 

“That’s my girl. Cum for me, Els. You’re so fuckin’ beautiful when you cum.” 

By the time she could register his voice again, one hand was pressed into her chest as she tried to catch her breath. Michael rolled off of her, deciding to give her a moment to calm down even as his only wish was to fuck her senseless. 

“W-when did it c-cross your mind to do that?” She whispered, her voice slightly hoarse from all their late night activities. 

He laughed, rubbing her inner thigh, which made her flinch away from him slightly, still overwhelmed from her orgasm. 

“The moment you said you don’t touch yourself.”

“Got anymore thoughts like that running around up there?” She asked jokingly. 

“Oh if I did everything that crossed my mind to you,” his fingers dipped into her core, her hips lifting off the bed to meet his strokes before he took them out and sucked her juices off his finger. “We’d never leave the bedroom, baby girl.” 

Her hand ran through her hair as she glanced at him and she laughed lightly. “I don’t hate the sound of that. But that was certainly one way to get me out of my comfort zone.” 

“And for you to start taking control,” Michael revealed his ulterior motive. Don’t mistake him, he knew it would be erotic and sexy as fuck to see her pleasure herself. But he also hoped it would give her some ideas on what she liked, what she didn’t, and help her become more comfortable. “You aren’t a body for me to use, Els. It’s not all about me. Your pleasure is just as important. I’ll make you cum every chance I have but don’t be afraid to demand what you want either. Got it?” 

She nodded. “Thank you. You’re gonna have collected all my firsts by the time you’re done with me,” she joked. 

“I don’t think I’ll be done with you anytime soon. Tryin’ to be the first and the last, baby girl.” His lips met hers, a hungry kiss passing through both of them. One that renewed the beast of desire in Charlotte’s belly. 

She used her strength to flip Michael over onto his back, smirking at the surprised look on his face as she did exactly what he encouraged: she took control. 

She slid down on his dick, savoring the moan that escaped his lips as she pulsed around him. Michael kept his hands on her hips but allowed her to control her pace. Tonight was all about her. 

Tag list: @certifiedlesbianbaddie @bangtanxmegan @reelwriter19 @prettyisasprettydoes1306 @hi888888sworld @msniaimani @destinio1 @lynaye1993 @chaoticevilbakugo @blackerthings @pipsqueak-98

A/N: Hope you enjoyed it! Drop a comment and let me know what you though :)

[tanihanya]

Firstly, when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)

Ooooo okay hehe,, ummmm

(In no particular order)

1. I like being creative :3 idk, I just like stories a lot and so I make stories in my head and I just think that's cool :)

2. My interests!! I get super obsessive over things and so I actually love that I do that hehe

3. Being trans is difficult but like actually it's really really cool ?? + I'M A GIRL YKKK

4. I sorta am really proud of how well I do Academically,, even though I really don't do enough to deserve those grades,,, I'm still really proud of them

5. I feel like I lead a lot and I just find that nice yk?? Idk, I'd never try to take over but I really love that I can keep cool in stress and work things out between people sjsbfornfj

Ummmmmm I don't know who to send this to (who would find it uncomfortable yk??) and I don't wanna spam some of them so like I'll leave this open to Reblog :3

[wolfythewitch]

question from someone who knows dsmp lore purely through fics and clips (fake fan, I know) -- can you possibly explain the origins of Kristin as Lady Death? It's one of my favorite fanons-that-is-now-canon but I've actually never heard where it started and I'd love to know.

Ummmmmm hm take this with a grain of salt, cause most of the lore I learned at godawful times in the morning

But I think it sort of started with Phil being called the angel of death? It's a nickname that carried over from smp earth, because he'd swoop down with his elytra and one tap people lmao (I think). So since he was an angel, people started headcanoning for Kristin to be his god. I think the first instance of it being in canon is when she was away in America cause visa problems, and he kinda wrote her into the lore through the forest, referring to her as "she". And I think that kind of solidified it? It was never outright stated that she was the goddess of death until the final lore stream, but with the whole angel of death thing, people kinda took it as confirmation and ran kekw

[honeyxmonkey]

Sorry, here are the numbers/questions for the question I asked last night.

1. Are they happy with their body?

2. Do they have any secret piercings or tattoos?

3. Do they collect anything?

4. What is their favorite music genre?

5. What music genre, if any, do they hate the most?

6. What is their phone background/lock screen?

7. What is their shoe size?

8. Do they have a favorite fabric or texture?

9. Do they have a favorite professional sport?

10. How do they decorate their living space?

11. Are they messy, or do they clean up?

12. What’s their preferred sleeping position?

13. Did they have a favorite comfort item as a child?

14. Do they have a favorite period in history?

16. What food do they hate eating?

17. Do they have any allergies?

18. What was their worst injury?

19. What movie is most likely to make them cry?

20. What movie or book could they watch/read a hundred times and never get tired of?

21. Can they dance? Do they like to?

22. What was their favorite birthday gift?

23. Which birthday do they look back on the most fondly?

24. What kind of cake or birthday treat would they prefer?

25. What is their favorite animal?

27. What smell do they hate the most?

28. What sound do they hate the most?

29. What video game would appeal to them the best?

30. How would they relax on a day off/rainy day?

31. Are they combative? What is their fighting style?

32. Would they be the one to start an argument?

33. What is their personal style? Favorite outfit?

34. Do they have a dream job?

35. What do they do if they can’t fall asleep?

37. Do they prefer to be really cold or really warm?

38. What recurring dream do they keep having?

42. If they have siblings, do they like any of them? Would they rather be an only child?

43. What do they think is their worst quality? What is their actual worst quality?

44. Do they lie often? Are they good at it?

45. Are they good at keeping secrets?

46. How do others see them? How accurate is it to how they really are?

47. What kind of first impression do they usually make?

48. What are they most afraid of? 49. Would they ever kill anybody?

OH WOW

Hello, my friend, you have BOMBARDED me with these asks, I love it :]

For Sarah and Harley:

Yes, I'd say so. They're pretty young, so they haven't gone through that oh-so traumatic "everything about me is weird and awkward" phase of youth yet. Though, Harley has some self-consciousness of a few of the scars he gets on the SW quest

As of now? No, but Harley gets into punk rock and Sarah is super ride or die for basically any bad idea he has, so when they're 17 they get tattoos without telling anyone. Both their parents are livid about it

Sarah collects cool rocks and Harley collects dinosaurs :]

As said previously, Harley gets into punk rock, and Sarah has One music aesthetic and its the Crane Wives

Oh god, ummmmmm, neither of them particularly hate any music genre. Except for a few country songs that they only make fun of to annoy Steve, who does like Country, for some reason he won't ever explain

Sarah's phone background is a really blurry picture of her dog playing tug-of-war with one of Harley's raptors, and his is also a really blurry picture of the same thing but taken from a different angle

I've never thought about it, I don't really know tbh

Bubble. Wrap.

It's not professional by any means, at least, not in the mortal world--but they both get really competitive about Pyrobligst

Harley puts up tacky and overly colorful posters that don't even make sense because of how little color he grew up with. Sarah is a string lights kinda gal

They're 13 yr olds, of course they're messy

Harley: amidst a pile of raptors. Sarah: hogging all the blankets, she's the worst at sleepovers

They're both still children to me, so I'd say probably little trinkets their parents gave them when they're away from home for demigod business

Sarah is all about the Renaissance, though no one can figure out why. Harley is partial to the 1700s, mostly because a certain immortal pirate captain works for his father and likes to tell him stories of his time on the high seas

Harley can't cook and should never be trusted near a stove. Sarah is only a little bit better, but they're both chaotic and think they can bend the laws of physics to make cooking time go faster. Jim doesn't let them in the kitchen anymore

They both hate seafood. They don't like the texture, they don't like the taste. No I'm not projecting

No allergies per se, though they both get hit with seasonal stuff every spring and it kills their sinuses

Ooohhhhh, uh I will disincline to answer this because Spoilers

Any Pixar movie.

Harley will never, ever get tired of Alice in Wonderland. He relates to her way too much. Sarah doesn't read often because her dyslexia is worse than average for a demigod, but her favorite movie of all time is A Bug's Life

They both love to dance. Sarah is good at it, Harley's skill is better left unsaid, lol

Sarah's was definitely when Carter gifted her one of his knives. Very appropriate for a prepubescent girl, I know. Harley's was when Jim conscripted Leo and Nico's help to make him the infamous Raptor Resonating Chamber whistle he uses to properly communicate with his raptors

Sarah can't actually pick one because her life was pretty normal up until she met Carter. And Harley's will be the one on the island. For as sad as the situation is, they all do their best to make it fun

Chocolate all day every day

Sarah's is any pigeon ever. She found out about their past as domesticated animals and had Big Feelings about it. Harley's is the bat-eared fox. He aspires to pet one someday.

I will cut it there, and then reblog this post later, cause I don't want it to get too long all at once! Thanks for the asks!

[cranberrymoons]

I am struck with the picture that Buck becomes convinced that Basketball Lover Jessica is somehow Eddie’s soulmate because they like the same basketball teams and keeps dating her so Eddie doesn’t. Despite the fact that Eddie has never met her

oh my god 😭 obsessed with this. and yes i do think he goes on a second date with Basketball Lover Jessica for exactly this reason, even if he doesn't realize it. but they are on their second date (hiking) and Jessica invites him to her pickup basketball game and he says oh no thanks, i already tried to go to eddie's one time and it was a disaster haha don't worry about why. and she says oh! who's Eddie? and buck (panicking, resisting the urge to just run away up the trail and leave her here) says ummmmmm no one. never mind. and Jessica is like okay? and starts to wonder if the nice charming firefighter who knows so much about her favorite team the San Antonio Spurs (because buck has absorbed knowledge from eddie like a sponge with a neural link), if he is maybe actually hiding something about this Eddie person who he has brought up fourteen times but refuses to explain and so she says 🙂 long enough to safely finish the hike and then backs away slowly and then ghosts him because she is smart and sees red flags 😔 poor buck. WHAT is he going to do now if she runs into Eddie at the grocery store buying snacks before the next San Antonio Spurs game!!!!!!!! ugh

[footemoji]

Hey footemoji fans. Are you confused as hell? Well I, lemonade (NOT PISS) anon, am here to help. Here is a detailed explanation of the lore all in one post.

⭐️ lobotomy anon jokes that everyone who’s sent an ask should fight to the death, similar to in hunger games. This is the beginning of the end.

⭐️ footemoji puts everyone (who asked on time) into a hunger games simulator.

⭐️ this includes: @miahasahardname, @ferocioustrout, @dead-ask, @sillywillysthings, @bald69420, @1nt3rnet-ang3l, turtle anon, shark anon, candy anon, alien anon, lobotomy anon, Michelle Obama, @honkmaster69, renaissance total drama mf, @yourfavoriteperso, good anon, cake anon, ski jacket anon, tgirl Noah anon, @girl-loving-loser-137, @pinklemonslices, @laylajusttime, shoe anon, and @cupidariumzz. 

⭐️ turtle and shark anon are not happy to be in the same district, they hate eachother over Duncan total drama. (Gwourtney coded idk)

⭐️ long story short, @laylajusttime won! 

⭐️ this is when shit starts to go down

⭐️ turtle anon says that shark anon is braindead, while other people are rooting for an enemies to lovers arc.

⭐️ lobotomy anon angry to have died to early considering they came up with the footemoji hunger games idea.

⭐️ turtle and shark still beefing and being shipped

⭐️@ferocioustrout misses lobotomy anon. Foreshadowing.

⭐️ Turshark anon born.

⭐️ lobotomy anon gets second lobotomy.

⭐️ theory that turtle and shark are the same person is born.

⭐️ shark asks if turtle listens to mitski.

⭐️ @ferocioustrout says that they want to ‘have beef with someone enemies to lovers style too ):’, footemoji suggests @dead-ask because they killed them in the hunger games sim. lobotomy anon responds to that by saying ‘I hate you’

⭐️ turtle does listen to mitski!

⭐️ shark says that their favorite song is crack baby.

⭐️ @ferocioustrout responds to the ‘I hate you’ with ‘UMMMMMM OKAY LOBOTOMY ANON…. 😳’, to which lobotomy anon replies ‘toxic Yuri time >:)’

⭐️ turtle thinks burning hill is better. More beef.

⭐️ the ship names turshark and ferotomy are coined

⭐️ shark asks to 1v1 turtle in tower of hell on Roblox. Turtle agrees.

⭐️ @ferocioustrout agrees to ‘toxic yuri time’ 

⭐️ shark finds turtles blog, doesn’t expose it.

⭐️ lobotomy anon and @ferocioustrout get married.

⭐️ shark says turtle sucks at tower of hell, and they are revealed to be strangers to eachother, not friends or the same person. Turtle says that they’re good at tower of hell and to fuck off. Shark won, though.

⭐️ turtle gets sharks Snapchat irl, people freak out that turshark is canon.

⭐️ @ferocioustrout says that they have bad news, them and lobotomy got a divorce and they took the kids. Lobotomy anon sends an ask begging to see their kids.

⭐️ ferocioustrout and lobotomy anon get remarried (un-divorced, as ferocioustrout calls it)

⭐️ ferotomy fanchild anon born. 

⭐️ lemonade (not piss) anon (me) called piss anon

⭐️ hungeremoji coined as official fandom name

⭐️ lobotomy anon gets 4th lobotomy, although they never mention their 3rd. They also canonically have no brain.

⭐️ ferotomy fanchild says that their parents need to get their shit together

⭐️ lemonade (not piss) anon (me) revealed to be secret ferotomy child and product of an affair

⭐️@ferocioustrout and lobotomy anon divorce again.

And that’s where we leave off! For now 😈

⭐️ Lemonade (not piss) anon

thanks piss anon for the recap you’re my new favorite

[caluski]

my dear lovely Rose @lottieurl tagged me in a tagging game, where you put your spotify "on repeat" on shuffle, list first 5 tracks in a poll and let ur followers decide their fave... spotify previews for each song under the readmore! thank u sm Rose for tagging me 🥹🥹🥹🥹

i tag ummmmmm @moldavite @wawek @ikonofilizm omg idk who else its like i never see people engaging with tagging games anymore😭😭😭

[lock-my-feelings-in-a-jar]

i'm gonna just answer the missing ask that mysteriously vanished like this because i can

because i already had some things typed out and when it gave me errors for saving/posting it, i copied everything into a notepad so i wouldn't have to retype it if i back out and try again

but then i couldn't anyway because the ask was just gone

@lil-melody-moon you sent in 2, 8 and 10 for the ask game and tumblr didn't like that apparently. (unless i read wrong, i can't go back and check now!!)

but anyway hello!!!!

so 2 wassss "what is your go-to karaoke song?"

i have never done karaoke in my life and i've never sang in front of anybody since i was a kid when my parents laughed at me because they thought it was cute but in my little kid brain i was like "if they're laughing at me then this must be an abnormal thing to do that draws unwanted attention and i will never do it again as long as i live" and that's been stuck with me forever even though i know better now. i hope to break out of it eventually. but if i DID do karaoke i would wannnnnt (me searching through my russ ballard playlist) all of these. no but wait. ummmmmm. 'a woman like you,' but instead of the original, i'd find a way to make this clip specifically my karaoke song, when he did it acapella for fun while switching out guitars:

i love him and how comfortable and happy he is

annnd 8 wasssss "what do you think is the best song to play during sexy times?" oh. WELL . wait. i. (me quickly scrolling back and forth throug my russ playlist probably looking very lost)

i. i. i. i. i. i,

i feel i may be tooooooo. i don't know how to word it properly. like. i . i mean like that's never really a thought in my mind when i'm listening to songs, or just about anything else for that matter. i mean i could probably say all of them and none of them at the same time. i don't know how to explain that. somehow it feels like this one doesn't really apply to me.

okay so 10 was "what band were you obsessed with as a child? do you still like them?"

YES my favorite childhood band was sweet! i used to play my dad's old cassette tape of them over and over and over and over and over. it was like a compilation one or something so it had songs like fox on the run and ballroom blitz and action and hell raiser and little willy and wig wam bam and teenage rampage and the six teens, it just had a lot of good songs and i would not stop listening to it every day all day for as long as i was allowed. i used to look at my dad's(now they're mine) old sweet record album covers too, my favorite one to look at was desolation boulevard because i liked steve priest's red hair and i remember trying to figure out who was who, like who was the main singer and everything. i never knew much about them back then but i was so addicted to their music. i was posting them here for a while a couple years ago when i decided to learn more about them. they'll always be one of my favorite bands ever.

[dr-lizortecho]

🐞🐜

Recommend a favorite fic or several from one of your friends, or a fic author you really look up to!

Oh damn- one friend??? One author I admire?? Imma cheat- it’s has to be three or whatever

@ajna-eye-cogitations is one of my favs ofc

Heartlines : a beautiful echo fic thatshows a sweet and emotionally intimate moment between the couple, really putting Max’s romantic -and kinky- side on the table, and being written really poetically as always

Blanco Navidad : a Christmas time fic that is sooooo sugar sweet it gives me a toothache and also is super sexy but in an understated way- weaving together imagery through memories and experiences and emotion instead of physicality

Thicker Than Pod Vapor : a look at the stress and destress Max would feel welcoming his kids into an unwelcome world- lines of this still haunt me, like knowing he will never fully be at peace and believe himself safe nevertheless his children

@rewritingroswell’s fics are also amazing <3

Impulsive Decisions Made Under The Moonlight : for those Max/Charlie cravings :P

The Consequences of Being a Tease : Delvecho- what’s not to love. Also, super sexy as always. And like… my brain short circuits everytime Max calls Maria ma’am. Also, just the decision to make a fun little competition to make Liz orgasm? Instead of an angsty who’s better in bed? Glorious.

I’m Burnin’ Up On You : t4t echo! They’re soooooooo. And then they’re- ugghhh- this fic captrued them so well, their earnest communication, their burning desire. It’s all there and more. Go read it. Please.

Cheating a second time with @ladynox and @beautifulcheat with two joint works and then one individual (cause I can’t not- they’re too good to pick just a few)

The Truth is Right Here : xfiles. Meets rnm. Malexa and Kaliz and mystery. And just- it’s so god. Truly one of the most intricate and well handled stories (emphasis on story not fic!) I’ve ever had the pleasure to read. From Michael and Max pretending to be ghosts, to Liz fiercely gathering mushroom samples, to Kyle bumping shoulders with Max, to Michael buying Maria a tacky bracelet, to Alex accidentally implying a threesome vacation, to Maria wearing Michael’s hat, to all the fucked up alien stuff (and lemurs) and Jesse Manes it’s a wild ride more than worth taking. Go read it. Like truly- even if you haven’t seen the show, you’ll fall in love with these characters.

Dealing With Dragons : Maria is a witch. Michael a dragon. Fate brings them together in a magic forest? What more could one ask for? The answer is a beautifully written fantasy setting that will have you purchasing the inspiration book to sit on your nightstand.

Nox’s Rough Stock : ummmmmm sexy. like so sexy. brain dead type sexy. Maria pegs Michael- need no say more? Well I will- it’s slow and sensual and just so well done. Sorry- your work is so amazing and I’m like ah the smut.

Beautifulcheat’s Surreal Estate : *hides cause I’m behind* Just the best. Like these three girls are perfect in this setting. Not only that but the romance and the ghosts as metaphors is so well done. I’m on the edge of my seat every chapter head spinning to figure out all these mysteries. Also there’s a cute little demon dog. Precious.

Recommend a fic that makes you laugh! A crack fic, or something that's just really funny!

Ohhhhh- I just rec’ed this in like two servers, but Guerenti Gay Chicken in which they have a kid before someone loses????? Perfection.

That’s How You Lose The Game by @andrea-lyn

Ask Me For A Fic Rec <3

[calledbyflowers]

16 - what's your favourite classical piece

oh shit this is what happens when i dont read all the qeustions ummmmmm also sprach zarathustra ig? is that classical? ig it is. idk i dont rlly listen to classical. even before my angel entered me and changed me (ie unlike philip k dick who used to like classical before his angel made him like rock n roll). but like i fink nietzsche is an interesting thinker in the same way that wittgenstein thought that one antisemitic jewish guy was an interesting thinker like nietzsche is wrong abt everything but the way that hes wrong abt it u can learn a lot from.... oh wait no the song from both of you, dance like you want to win! neon genesis evangelion that song is my favorite

[blue-unifox]

JOOOODIII!

Jodiiiiii

First impression

Scary buff woman who has obviously a softer side (was written all over her like c'mon) also hello ur so big im looking respectfully 😳

Impression now

She's great!! Jodi isn't prefect by any means, but who is, really? I like that she struggles with accepting her actions in the past (even though she acted out of her kindness and feeling of justice), has so many biases, and yet she's willing to learn, she's willing to accept and forgive and change. She's also been thru a lot ough. Give our demon mama a break. OH AND HOW READILY SHE JUST ADOPTS CHILDREN??? so wholesome, my heart And I relate to her in a way, the way she carries herself and stuff.

Favorite moment

Again, many good ones... I think my favest would be our first interactions with her that has choices ("Are you afraid of me?"). Like it just gives us so much characterization in so little amount of text. The way she lies about being glad to hear that the Reader isn't intimidated?? She gotta keep up seeming tough and all, but we all know she doesn't want to be seen as just a demon woman.

Idea for a story

UHHH no ideas for a moment, though it can come and go however, so who knows what future brings 👀

Unpopular opinion

Ummmmmm I'm not a big fan of joditha?? PLEASE HOLD YOUR TOMATOES HERE, I'm just not a fan of enemies to lovers thing (there are ofc exceptions), and in their case it wasn't my cup of tea ;w; Tho I still enjoy some fan depictions! And if you like them you are very valid

Favorite relationship

Hough which one to choose... her daughter or her son... I love her familial bond w either *ae or Hedwyn equally, though I've already gushed about them in other posts, so you can look there ;P

Favorite headcanon

Jodi does braids for people!! I think it's very cute, and some characters would look rly nice with braids...