#whooooo boy that was a long type.

[nightmarearian]

finally got this digital and all neat <3

boothill hair-headcanons! I did some (admittedly short) research on indigenous hair traditions & cultures (x).

A bit too tired to paraphrase rn so direct quotes to get the main points: > "believed that a person’s long hair represents a strong cultural identity" > "As part of the practice in self-respect, we are taught to take good care of our hair through proper grooming" > "adorn their hair with fur wraps, woolen wraps, feathers, fluffs, and bead work for war dancing and ceremonies" > "common to see family members and friends brushing and braiding hair for each other. > "we don’t cut our hair unless we have experienced a significant loss, like the death of a close family member, traumatic event or significant life change." > "When we do have to cut our hair, it is never to be thrown away, but rather, burned with sage or sweetgrass in a ceremonial way. When our hair is burned, all of our thoughts, prayers, dreams, aspirations, experiences, and history rise to the Creator to be properly taken care of." > " hair embodying so much of who we are, boundaries are important. Touching someone’s hair without permission is disrespectful in the Native community."

With that, looking at canon Boothill... I decided that at first he straight up just. Did not have the time to cut and burn his hair at first, and by the time he did he. Couldn't. (He’s dead anyway. Everything on his is dead anyway, so it doesn’t exactly count right now…) (he should be ashamed. He is. Being so fuckin selfish and one of the last of Aeragan-Epharshel and he making a mess of their culture). (He really should. He should stop being selfish but he can't let go of his memories of them and he's sorry, he's so so sorry, please he knows he's nothing more than a fuckin husk he's sorry he's sorry he's sorry-). (Going off of my other boothill art,) He loosely braids where a few of them would usually be, but comparatively it's too loose and he doesn't have as much feathers or sweetgrass or fur anymore but it's as close as he's ever going to get anymore so it'll do.

If any of this is inaccurate, really sorry and please correct me! :)

Text (Sorta. In order of my thoughts, all that, and then some): Aeragan-Epharshel "Boothill" (tesswehas) > had thick, soft, black hair -> current hair is thinner from lack of care + general consequences of becoming mechanized. -> Marie-Antoinette Syndrome + stress turned the majority of it white. > Tight & neat braids (w/ feathers, sweetgrass, fur) -> Family braids his hair & vice versa (-> Consequently, Boothill can't braid his own hair as well as he could someone else's. The difference in doing it to someone else vs. oneself, and all that) > Around~a bit longer than waist length -> Might've gotten a bit shorter when getting mechanized.

Post killing Oswaldo (a few months) > Cuts it a while after killing Oswaldo (while the power vacuum and all the extra stuff that comes with killing a head of department) -> Especially the braids/where the braids would be & the black parts. -> (his hair's all white now). > Burns it with sweetgrass > Additionally (not on drawing), He's tried to tie it back, sorta; It's a bit too short so he uses hair clips and stuff. It's at like mid-neck length. > His red bandana was his little girl's baby wrap. (yk those non-descript cloth wrapped around a baby).

-> (Eventually*) -> *meaning Argenti & Robin are able to keep Boothill from joining the rest of his family + heal/take care of himself > He lives long enough to grow it out. About shoulder length. > He usually has four braids (A/R/Sv/C), all with a few different ornaments. -> Side note, usually I guess one would get their hair braided with their associated accessories (if that makes sense???) but Boothill wants accessories based on his loved ones, so he has a little something. (Still doesn't have enough feathers, either). (Braid Dictionary): Each person's Ornaments, from Neatest -> Messiest: > Argenti(Tied w/ R): Vines & Roses > Robin(Tied w/ A): Metal/Fake flower ornamets (3); They're based of her halo. > Sunday*: "haloes"/rings > Clara (Tied w/ Sv): (Brass) Bolts & sometimes (uncommonly) fluff/fur, or flowers. > Svarog (Tied w/ C): (Steel/Silver) Bolts & Nuts > Hook: Usually doesn't have accessories, but the messiness & bits of dirt/grime (/aff) is enough of an indicator. Sometimes she can "braid"/tie string or smth. + Possibly aventurine? depends. -> neatness-wise would be around Sunday-Clara's; Accessories would be straight up jewlery, yk?

Bonus: Boothill (Makes the absolute neatest braids). Doesn't actually leave much accessories unless asked (Will be encouraged by A or R) -> would be feathers or sweetgrass; The children get flowers too. -> Bullet shells would be like bolts but he doesn't really want to give bullet shells to anyone. If he really wants to, it usually ends up in Svarog's ornament-strings/fur.

Ext. : > Boothill would give Argenti and/or Robin waterfall braids a good amount of the time. > Rose braid either from or to Argenti, to or from Boothill or Robin. > Boothill & Clara braid Svarog's coat's fur + give him strings of accessories.

Ext. Not in Drawing: > Between Robin & Argenti, Boothill gets around to taking proper care of his hair again :). > Sunday eventually joined in per Robin's request (as long as Boothill was okay with it, of course), and he found it calming & also just a good way for these two to bond. > Boothill keeps in his braids as long as he can, until it really has to or he meets the others again. > I only draw Robin, Argenti, Clara, & Svarog's braids in the final-post killing Oswaldo, so Sunday's would probably go behind Boothill's ear, next to Robin's. Hook's goes around the side, near Clara's. > Guess it was sorta implied with the neatest to messiest thing, But Argenti & Robin have the most clean braids, Sunday near close - his perfectionism/idealization is getting to him a bit - Clara & Svarog both have some troubles. It's like. Average-good? Not expert but not bad either. Clara's is a bit messy, and Svarog has some trouble with his bigger, mech-hands. Hook has the messiest. For obvious reasons. Little menace <3

> Oh also Don't think I ever specifically mentioned it but implied open/poly relationship between Argenti, Robin, Boothill & Svarog. (Argenti X Boothill X Robin, Svarog X Boothill). Think that's it. 👍

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[ccomilk]

i wrote a snippet for @vanillavengeance's fic Mystic Malfunction! it's based on the idea of the 2012 boys learning about cloaking brooches :D also shout out to @pasteilian for betaing the human mikey bit!!! hope y’all enjoy!!!

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Mikey shifted awkwardly on the couch, trying to find a comfortable position. He grunted as something solid dug into his back under his shell.

“You okay dude?” Michelangelo asked from where he was sprawled over the armrest, pausing his DS momentarily. His legs dangled over the edge while he lay down on the seat cushions, so he had to crane his neck back awkwardly to see Mikey.

“Yeah, I just can’t find a comfortable spot.” Mikey grimaced, before deciding to copy Michelangelo and fully roll over onto the opposite armrest. The pressure shifted to just under the back of his ribcage, so Mikey groaned and started twisting again.

Michelangelo snickered and turned back to his game. “Maybe Leo finally had a point about flinging yourself out of canons, and you got yourself an egg.”

Mikey giggled at the mention of the previous night’s shenanigans. “Mamanardo is a coward and a party pooper, and I will never bow under his reign,” he proclaimed indignantly. Mikey flipped over onto his belly again to no avail. “But if he is right, then whooooo mama, that’s one hell of a bruise,” he grumbled quietly.

As he twisted, the feeling gradually inched up to between his shoulder blades. Sitting up, he winced in anticipation as he tenderly reached his arm back to try and touch the mysterious pressure in his shell. It was still a little far down, but with a bit of stretching his fingers finally brushed across…

Metal?

He gently pulled it out, and after a moment of confusion realised he was staring at Sunita’s cloaking brooch.

Huh.

Sunita had been spending a few weeks down in the Hidden City, and had lent the brooch to Mikey and his brothers since she wouldn’t need it while she was gone. Of course, this was under very strict orders to take exceptional care of the brooch and return it when she finished holidaying. I guess I forgot to take it out of my shell before all this happened…

Whoops.

Oh well, he’d take good care of it until he finally got home. But until then…

Mikey glanced over at Michelangelo, confirming he was still preoccupied with his game. Grinning, he silently clipped the brooch onto the strap on his chest, and tried not to laugh as he waited for Michelangelo to notice the “human” sitting next to him.

It didn’t take too long, as Mikey couldn’t contain his giggles and the noise quickly caught Michelangelo’s attention.

Pausing his DS, he grinned and leaned back to see what Mikey was doing. “Dude, what are you snickering aboUAAGH! HUMAN!!” Michelangelo scrambled back in shock, rolling off the couch in the process.

Mikey burst out laughing, clutching his stomach and falling back against the arm of the couch. “HAH! OH my god your FACE!!” Laughter continued to wrack his body, while Michelangelo sat up from his place on the floor.

“Wh-… wait, Orange??” Michelangelo exclaimed as Leonardo and Raphael sprinted into the main room.

“What about a human?” Leonardo rushed, darting eyes immediately landing on Mikey.

Raphael pulled out his sais and stalked towards him, spinning them threateningly. “How’d this guy get in here?“

Mikey held his hands up in a shaky surrender as laughs racked his body. “WAIT wait it's- it's just me- wait…”

Raphael froze, his face shifting from protective anger to visible disturbance. “…What the fu-”

“Can you guys keep it down? I'm trying to work in here.” Donatello's door swung open as he stepped out, still typing on his laptop.

Leonardo broke out of his shocked stupor the quickest, stepping forward uncertainly. ”Orange, I- are you… what happened?“

Donatello looked up confusedly, pushing his goggles onto his forehead as he finally took in his surroundings. ”What are you- oh my shell."

”DID YOU GET DE-MUTATED?!” Michelangelo blurted. He leapt over the couch to grab and lift Mikey, pinning his arms to his torso in the process. “DID YOU TURN HUMAN AGAIN?!”

Donatello shoved Michelangelo's head aside, pulling his goggles back down to examine the still dangling Mikey. ”No, Mikey, he wasn't retro-mutated. He was born as an ordinary turtle, remember?“

”Ohhh, right.“

Donatello hummed. “But that doesn't explain why Orange is human now. Did you come into contact with more mutagen and further mutate? Is this a side-effect of your ninpo returning? Is this to do with how you were designed?”

Leonardo and Raphael crowded around them as Donatello continued rambling theories about Mikey's current state, whose laughter had finally calmed to the occasional giggle whenever Donatello prodded his sides.

Raphael looked him up and down, eye-ridge raised suspiciously, before landing on the green brooch attached to his chest. He pulled it off, interrupting Donatello as Mikey transformed back into his regular, turtle-y self.

Donatello blinked. “WHAT?!“

In his surprise Michelangelo finally dropped Mikey, who instantly sprung back up and deftly snatched the brooch from Raphael's hand.

”HAH! I got you all gooooood,“ Mikey teased, pinning the brooch back on his chest and dancing away from Donatello's desperate grabs.

”You have to let me see that,“ he whined, pushing his goggles up for a clearer view of Mikey.

”Nuh-uh! I promised I'd look after this,“ Mikey smirked, dashing forward to smush Donatello's goggles back over his eyes.

Before he could make his escape though, Raphael grabbed the tails of his bandanna and spun him around, trapping him in a noogie-headlock combo. “Spill.”

Mikey tried to wiggle from his grasp, but his hold was iron-strong. Raphael's knuckles dug into his skull and Mikey finally had to relent.

“Okay, okay!! I was looking after my friend Sunita's cloaking brooch before I got teleported here and I forgot I had it!! It's just an illusion!!” Raphael's noogie-ing dug harder for a second before he removed his hand - though he didn't let go of Mikey just yet.

Donatello, having evidentially won his battle to readjust his goggles properly, leaned close to inspect Mikey's human form. “Fascinating… such a life-like illusion - it even feels real to the touch,” he murmured, fingers fluttering over the sleeves of Mikey's jacket. “Does it show the same image for each- MIKEY!!”

Michelangelo nimbly plucked the brooch from under Donatello's nose and pinned it to his belt, immediately transforming in a quick swirl of light to a human.

Mikey himself appeared as a young Afro-Asian teenager, with vitiligo painting his dark skin where his orange spots usually were. His hair sat in short, beaded locs, and he wore the paint-splatter jacket from Hypno's montage trap along with all his usual gear.

Michelangeo, meanwhile, had medium-brown skin speckled with freckles, and loose curls that hung in ringlets over his eyes. He grinned and admired the orange zipper hoodie he was suddenly wearing.

“Dude! This is sick!” Michelangelo exclaimed. “Someone take a picture!”

Donatello fumbled for his T-Phone, although his expression seemed torn between intrigue and concern over the fact that Michelangelo of all people had possession of the brooch. “Hang on Mikey, just stay still for a second - don't break anything.”

Michelangelo paused to stick his tongue out indignantly. “I'm not gonna break it, don't worry,“ he retorted, then squawked as Leonardo seized the brooch.

He held it above his head while Michelangelo leaped for it to no avail. “No one's using the brooch - we don't know fully what it does.” He shot Donatello and Mikey a stern look as they whined about research and fun.

“Aw, c'mon, Fearless. You're not even a little bit curious?” Raphael drawled. He'd relaxed his hold on Mikey and was now just sort of leaning against his shoulders, eye-ridge raised.

Leonardo's resolve seemed to waver for a moment, but he straightened his back and passed the brooch back to Mikey. “No. Besides, Orange said he had to look after it.”

Michelangelo and Donatello both groaned as Leonardo turned away, returning to wherever he'd been when this whole fiasco started.

Donatello sighed reluctantly and opened up his laptop again. ”Well, that was interesting, I suppose,” he muttered, heading back into his room to keep working on his project.

Mikey snickered as the door shut, prompting a curious look from Raphael and Michelangelo, who were slumped over himself (still) and the couch respectively.

“Mamanardo,” Mikey whispered cheekily. Michelangelo snickered conspiratorially, and Raphael flashed a sharp grin.

“Well, what he doesn't know won't hurt him,” Raphael purred. A giddy feeling bubbled in Mikey's chest.

Oh, they were going to have so much fun.

[slowdripsunrise]

MORE READING UPDATES OMLLLLLLL i forgor about this blog again. it will happen again tbh but i still have to go through all of the books i finished in late 2023 up to now... i'm gonna try and get as many as i can done but probably wont get all of them lol. probably very long post/rant + spoilers for various books under the cut

keep in mind i have shit memory and all of these books were finished a while ago so be warned for bad analysis and summaries

-How High We Go in the Dark by Sequoia Nagamatsu: this book was a collection of short stories that are interconnected through characters and a central storyline - a plague. i thought the concept was super interesting and i had heard really good things about it from people i share a reading taste with so i went into this expecting to be blown away and i just. wasnt. i LOVED some of the short stories and there were a few that made me cry, mainly snortorious and the robot dog story where the mom died, but other than that it was kinda a let down. the ending fucking sucked ngl. like i thought we were leading up to some profound moment, especially calling back to the chapter where people are relieving their memories in the dark, because i thought that was really compelling and interesting, but it was just fucking aliens. like it reallly feels like a cop out to me. like a whole "and it was all just a dream" type ending. im not gonna rate it actually yes i am i'd give it like 2.5-3 stars. only because some of the chapters were super hard hitting but other than that. meh.

-The Raven Cycle by Maggie Stiefvater: WHOOOOO BOY. i ate this shit up. god if i had read this in middle school or high school i am 100% certain it would have become my entire personality. like i fucking get it. i totally fucking get it. i'm treating the whole series as one book rn bc they all kinda blend together in my mind and its been a while but just. the fucking vibes. good lord the vibes were so good. can't pick out any 100% certain things i particularly noticed but i will reblog every webweave about this series there is trust. rating the entire series as 5 stars mostly because i listened to the audiobook and they did SUCH A GOOD JOB ON TH E AUDIOBOOK OML like. at first i was kinda thrown off bc i wasn't expecting it to be so. southern? but once i finished the first one i knew there was no way i could just go back to reading it with a physical book like audiobook all the way the narrator was so awesome and i love the southernness of it.

-What Moves the Dead by T. Kingfisher: my first t. kingfisher book! i loved the vibes, the world, the whole new set of pronouns, that shit was so fun, overall a nice short and sweet creepy ass fucking book. like im a huge wimp so i was deffo nervous and freaked out at some points, especially with the rabbits lol idk why but those were unnerving. the author did a really good job of conveying the mc's anxiety and fear while also adding in some humor and soldier rationality and stoicism. lol. cute i liked it 3.5/4 stars.

-Fault Lines by Emily Itami: tbh mostly picked this one up for the cover and it was really just a standard cheating story where the mc gets back together with her original husband because of their kids. nothing i remember to be groundbreaking at all really. 2.5 stars

-Olga Dies Dreaming by Xochitl Gonzalez: I really wasn't expecting to like this book as much as I did. the pov changes i think were very well done and intentional and weren't confusing at all! the narrators for the audiobook were wonderful and really brought life to the story, a lovely book.

-She Who Became the Sun by Shelley Parker-Chan: honestly, looking back on it, i was never really captivated by this story. it took me a long time to get into it, and i really never connected with any of the characters. a lot of it was more confusing than not, and i'm honestly not sure if i feel the need to continue the series. may be a case of me not being in the right mood for it, but i don't see myself trying it again. kinda sad cuz i was excited to love this but oh well. win some lose some.

-Cloud Cuckoo Land by Anthony Doerr: hands down my fav book of 2023 and one of my fav books of all time. like i have a feeling this review is going to be either very long or very short because there is no way i will be able to write out all the ways i love this book. the owl motif. the environmental extremism from seymore that i can 100% relate to. the way that he fell down that path in a way that felt realistic to me, based on his circumstances, and it isn't implied in my opinion, that all autistic people are like this, that all autistic people can take things to the extreme like seymore did. the audiobook was wonderful. the interconnected stories over time i think is one of my new favorite tropes/plots/metas. if done well (cough how high we go in the dark) it gets me every single time. XENO and everything about him. i was listening to the audiobook at work and during his death i had to fight back tears lol. god. and the kids in the play and how they wanted to end the story.... fuck my life. and konstance and her curiosity and oh my god everything about this book messed me up. 5/5 i think thats all i'll be able to say before i combust.

-Chlorine by Jade Song: what a weird little book. really liked it. audiobook slayed. not much else to say. recommend for weird lesbians. 3.5/4 stars.

-A Dowry of Blood by S. T. Gibson: THE AUDIOBOOK NARRATOR IS SO FUCKING GOOD AT HER JOB I COULD LISTEN TO HER TALK ALL DAY I THINK IM IN LOVE WITH HER. the story was really good love a good vampire story love a good creepy story. fun time. listened to the audiobook in like an hour hour and a half car ride it was a good time. 3.5 stars.

and that ends off all of the books i read in 2023 !!!!!!! YIPPEEE!!!!! i'll stop here and make a separate post for the books i've read so far in 2024 just for organizational purposes and also because i am hungry and need to stop lol. if you made it this far through the post i love you and also sorry for the long rant but also too bad because this is my blog and you clicked on it. happy reading :)

[spilledkauffie]

NSFW Alphabet • Zemo

List made by @caitlinpotter || whooooo boy

*xFemale!Reader || SFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Super, super sweet!—he’s lovey dovey the moment you hit your final orgasm, rough kisses turn to gentle, featherlike, kisses across your quivering skin as you work through the final wave of ecstasy. He strokes his fingertips down your tense abdomen, feeling the subtle shake traveling through your body in the final moments of your orgasm.

Afterwards—he hoarsely asks if you’re okay, caressing your cheek, as you lay next to him breathless. There’s a soft smile across his lips, as you close your eyes, swallowing, to gather yourself, before smiling. He presses a kiss to your forehead as you snuggle up against his side, resting your head on his bicep.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Loves your legs and back— you wear anything that significantly reveals either and it’s already on his mind. He loves how the curve of your back fits perfectly against his palm when you arch it, especially when you’re straddling his lap. During foreplay, he always kisses a trail along the inside of your thigh, with his hand either caressing your calf or stroking along the outside of your leg. 

Lips— he loves your lips, sometimes when you’re talking or venting, on a roll about something, you’ll find him just staring at your lips. He is notorious for open mouth kisses, out of nowhere just kissing you, sometimes whilst you’re talking, but mostly when you just don’t expect it. 

As for himself, he’s probably say his hands, so he can feel you and mouth, cause he could kiss you all day long.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Together— you don’t know how but somehow he knows how to get you both there at the same time. Your breath starts to hitch as you squeeze your legs against him. You hear him whisper a few curses and feel him grip your hips a little rougher, keeping you in place, as you both cum.

On other occasions or positions— seeing it drip down the arch of your back is insanely attractive, as he dips to breathlessly kiss between your shoulder blades.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Loves being cuffed— there’s something about the metal, feel and sound. Plus he loves the challenge of feeling you up whilst in handcuffs, a lot of times he’ll bring his hands to the back of your neck, pulling the cuff links tight against the nape of your neck, bringing you and holding you deep into a kiss.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Obviously, yes, he’s had experience— he absolutely knows what he’s doing, in fact he’s the only one who’s been able to get you on a new level of pleasure via him just knowing what he was doing. When you asked him how he knew where to hit, he lifts an eyebrows and simply replies “I have experience.”

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying.)

He’s really game for it all— whatever you’re comfortable with, he’s comfortable with. That means if halfway through you want to switch, he’s good with that.

Anything with you beneath him, chest to chest; he really does love absolutely making out while fucking you, so a lot of face to face works best for that— your knees pressing against his sides, your nails slowly scratching across his back, him giving fresh hickeys to your neck, and hands exploring your body while he slips his tongue in your mouth.

Tabletop— could literally be on a table, counter, or just the edge of the bed. Either way, you’re clinging to the surface’s edge, trying to keep yourself positioned at the very edge for him, (in bed, the bed posts can help), his fingertips are leaving bruises against your hips or his hand is wrapped around the ankle you have resting up against his shoulder, he presses kisses against the inside of your ankle as he fucks you.

 Doggy style—he loves the beautiful curve of your back so what better than fully seeing it. He presses his thumbs against the small of your back, and typically has a hand stroking up and down your spine.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

It’s definitely more serious, but it’s also always fun and extremely satisfying— his charm allows him to swoon you, keeping it a heated and romantic setting, but he can’t help but chuckle in between kisses to your skin when your jaw drops and your take a breath staggering gasp, clinging onto him, feeling things you’ve never felt before.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Literally perfect— he’s surprisingly good at knowing how you want it based on your actions leading up to the moment. He knows if you want it more rough and kinky, or if you just want to feel adored like a princess, made to feel good.

Accent— you love hearing him say anything in that gorgeous accent and he knows it, thus he sweet talks you, getting you closer and closer to your orgasm.

He checks in on you— the occasional “doing okay, Darling?”, “use your words, tell me, princess,” and “I’ve got you, just ride it out,” make it very personal and sweet amidst it.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Not really a thing with him, if he wants it he’s going to wait, he loooves sexual tension/anticipation, it makes the sex 10x better. 

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Temperature play—ice. He loves watching your skin shiver as he trails a path across your body with an ice cube. Also, he’ll kiss you and have a sliver of ice in his mouth, sliding it against your bottom lip with his tongue.

Handcuffs— either way (see D), it’s the challenge for him, and the look of them and you that he loves so much. Also loves the feeling of them against him when you’re clinging on to him.

Has a bit of a kink for you being the only one undressed— this is where you just rolling your hips down on him hard, holding close with two fingers behind his belt buckle comes in. Also, thigh riding, he loves to see you get yourself there, only occasionally helping out, loving how desperate you are for his attention, physically.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Bedroom— it’s the atmosphere of the room that’s amazing, it’s intimate, silk sheets, candles, old wooden bed frame posts that have bruised your back from being pushed against. He likes to see your skin glow in the candlelight with a slight shimmer from the sweat you’re breaking together

Cars— those classic cars have had a Titanic moment or two. It’s extremely intimate, and the sound of your breaths, moans, and screams sound great in a tightly contained area. 

Shower— warm water cascading down your body, keeping you nice and wet in every way. The shower’s obviously lavish and has plenty of room, plus glass walls.

↳ similarly, bathroom countertop sex— with the room still humid and hot, you’re set atop the cool counter’s surface, back pressing against the mirror as you hang on to the edge or the faucet head for some grounding.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Seeing you undress— watching you slip of out a dress, casually pull a sweatshirt over your head, shimmying out of your jeans, etc. he just loves seeing more and more of your skin slowly become exposed. Which makes changing in the morning a longer process than need be.

Kisses— making out with him enough will get him pretty turned on, French kisses, love bite kisses, soft and sweet, really enough of anything and you’ll find you finally have a little control when you pull back and he leans in, not wanting to break the kiss.

You in his clothes— dress shirts, sweatshirts, his jacket, you name it, he likes to see you wearing his things.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Nothing demeaning— he wants to make you feel worshiped, perfect, and on cloud nine, so it’s a no go to the exact opposite

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Giving— for starters he likes to have the leverage in situations and you at the mercy of his mouth counts. He’s phenomenal at completely and totally getting you all the way there with just his mouth. His hands are always either holding your hips down, or stroking along your legs, outside, inside, caressing your calf etc. 

↳ when you try to close your legs, he easily pushes the inside of your knee back out again, with a chuckle you can feel vibrating against your clit.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Two types: slow, sensual, and deep & hard, dominant, and passionate 

↳ slow, sensual, and deep: it’s extremely romantic and makes you feel adored, he takes time to get every sense awake in your body before giving you what, by that point, you desperately want. And when he does it’s almost instantly met by you softly sighing with a smile, “right there, baby,” as you flutter your eyes closed, lips parting.

↳ hard, dominant, and passionate— he’s fucking you like he hasn’t seen you in years. It’s a little rough, sometimes kinky, very dominant sex. You have some seriously intense, pupils blown with pleasure, screaming orgasms that leave you shaking, not to mention unable to walk straight. Typically includes multiple orgasms for you.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He’s not opposed to them at all, the amount of time doesn’t determine the quality with him.

For example: you’ve definitely fucked in a club bathroom before (these are nice, fancy clubs)— already making out you pull him into the room and he kicks the door shut, locking it. Setting you on top of the counter roughly, you get at it. Desperately holding onto the edge of the countertop as he fucks you, kissing your neck and holding your hips in place.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Not particularly— if there’s any shake up you want to try or add, you definitely talk about it first, having a comfortable atmosphere during sex is always important to him so you can feel safe and boundaries are set.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Not including teasing / oral, typically two— and those are two very intense rounds, it’s not a quickie. Proper sex with him lasts a good while, so brace yourself if you make it to a third round. 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

A whole lot— it’s exactly that, unfair. With how much he teases you, you’ll be dripping wet before your clothes are even entirely off.

Playing hard to get— oh yes, he plays that game with you, if you’re trying to subtly come on to him, he’ll act like he has no idea what you’re trying to imply, making you more frustrated and him happier seeing you want it so bad but trying to counter his calmness.

Leaving you to think about it— he’ll start the foreplay, but then in the middle tell you that he’s needed elsewhere, leaving you to think about what he had started all day long, this usually results in you wrapping your arms around his neck and kissing him deeply the instant he walks back through the door

At events— typically well behaved, unless it’s completely boring. He’s had his hand under the table and up your skirt/dress more than once though, quickly pulling away when you were almost there. This is when sex when you’re barely through the front door happens.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He’s personally relatively quiet— usually it’s because his mouth his preoccupied with bruising and musing your skin, but in between there’s throaty breaths and sweet nothing whispered.

Prefers to hear you— seriously, he loves hearing every whine, moan, whimper, scream, breath, gasp, and giggle you make.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

Plenty to be satisfied by— above average, but he’s not the guy to talk about it. If you have the pleasure of knowing, then you know full good and well.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

It’s pretty damn high— he just really really knows how to hide it until it’s the exact moment. He has a lot of sexual charisma without even trying, yet he typically remains totally calm about it until you’re the first one to take action, asking or physically.

HOWEVER— there are days where you’re headed out the door, and he catches a glimpse of your cute outfit. As you’re saying goodbye he catches you gently by the wrist and starts walking with you towards the bedroom “Baron,” you giggle, tossing your head back and following his lead, “I’m going to be late.” Catching up with him at the door, he wraps his arms around you, pulling you close, “you’re not going to be late,” he caressed your cheek, “you’re going to be altogether absent.”

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

You definitely fall asleep first— he likes watching you fall asleep afterwards, his fingertips still ghosting across your skin, as you make sure to keep yourself close to him. 

[aceoftrashies]

an arcana fan, whos in the tickle community, and ALSO is otherkin :0 absolute gold mine here!! hello! if you're taking requests, could we get some Julian from The Arcana tk headcanons :D -Masky(fickin)

Welcome, always proud to find someone else in the otherkin community as well as TA or OM community! ^-^

And you absolutely can! Let's wreck this long-limbed boy. >:3

I spoil a teensy little bit of his route, so be a bit mindful. I don't go into a lot of detail though. More just something I wished would happen.

Ticklish Julian Devorak Headcanons

Whooooo lordie is this man ticklish!

Way too ticklish for his own sake and he knows it too ;>

You are guaranteed to win every tickle fight you have with him [to be honest I don't think he's ever won one before]

He's had many tickle fights with Portia, and still does today [they're the Devoraks, I mean, come on]

He loves being pinned against a wall [yeah go figure :/], but when you launch surprise tickles on him he instantly splutters into laughter

If you're the type to do surprise tickles from behind, expect a higher-than-normal "eee!!" to come out of him before the laughter does.

If he's tied up and you decided to tickle his shirtless body, oh my lord you're gonna have lots of fun.

If you choose to tickle him as a way to get him to admit something or something like that, he'll give in rather quick.

"Admit that you're innocent!!"

"Okahahahay-okahahahay! You wihihin!"

He's just a super ticklish dude overall, and it's so much fun between you both. ;3

[softcallofdutyimagines]

What cuddling with the squad would be like

Adler

What is.... Cuddling?

Just kidding maybe

Seriously though, he's not really big on it

However, for you, he's willing to give anything a shot at least once

He prefers cuddling on a couch or something, rather then getting all over each other

He sits facing forward, drapes his arm around your shoulders, and you lean into his side

It's very casual, and hardly cuddling tbh

You might just want to say screw it after a bit

But if you let him warm up to the idea, the wait is worth it

Perhaps he's just not use to that kind of gentle intimacy

Or maybe he's afraid of what you might think of him if he shows you his soft side

Whatever the case, he becomes far more warm and welcoming about it over time

He still prefers his personal space at bed time, but any other time, he likes to hold you tight and close

Additionally, he's fond of stroking your hair and back while holding you

It's a gentle little tidbit, but regardless of how much it surprises you, it feels very soothing

Hudson

Considering his icey personality, you'd be forgiven to think that Hudson also does not like cuddling very much

However, I'd say he does actually!

It does wonders for reducing stress, and that's a bonus he desperately needs

Plus, he's the type of guy that likes to play the protector role in a relationship

Which definitely makes cuddling appealing to him

He likes to recline with you laying on his chest and his arms locked around you

Sometimes, when he holds you particularly tight, you can feel his heart beat flutter from the intimacy

This is a very private side of him, to be so vulnerable with someone

So he appreciates that you keep this... Confidential

And that you're willing to indulge him

You tell him it's not a struggle at all to have some cuddling time with him, but he doesn't believe you

It's not personal, that's just Hudson lol

But maybe one day he'll come around :)

Lazar

Make way and bow down before the KING of cuddles

He is typically the one to ask for a cuddling session

In fact, Lazar is always down for a cuddle, anytime, anywhere

Even at the base with the two of you in his office chair

Regardless of whether you're sitting or laying down, he likes to have you on his lap and work from there

He's a lot like Hudson in that he loves to feel like he's protecting you

You'd never say it to his face, but every inch of him is soft enough for cozy cuddling

He especially likes it if you give him a little rub or scratch in return while he holds you

It feels amaaaazing, especially along his ribs and belly

However, as much as he likes that stuff, he's a little shy about enjoying it, so he'd prefer if you reserved that for private cuddling time

Lazar is known to ask after you comfort fairly often, like if you're too warm, too cold, or if he's squishing you

You're quite small to him after all, so he tries to be gentle as he can and check up on you now and then, just in case

Mason

Mason is also a big fan of cuddling

However, he's not quite as excitable about it as Lazar

It's a very private and intimate thing in his eyes, so you'd be disappointed if you were looking to get some of that at work or something

However, he makes up for it by bringing his cuddling A game at home

His absolute favorite place to cuddle is in bed

Preferably under a bunch of blankets and with an equal amount of pillows

Mason doesn't have a particular arrangement of your bodies that he's partial to, just as long as he can hold you

He just wants to hold you

His arms are always tightly clasped around you, and he likes to bury his face into the crook of your neck

Unlike most of the others on this list, Mason gets the feeling that you're protecting him

The difference is, the things you're protecting him from are not physical

And you do it wonderfully

He really hopes that cuddling does something for you too at least, because he's not sure he could ever find the words to thank you for it

Park

Park is actually rather neutral on the subject of cuddling

She doesn't dislike it or anything, but it's not as though she craves it either

If you like it, even if you like it a lot! then by all means, she'd love to!

Since it's not much of her gig, she usually lets you take the lead

Things like where the best places for it are and what kind of position to get in are all up to you

However, she is a big fan of incorporating things like blankets and throws

It's not that you aren't warm enough for her or something! She just likes that added layer of security and comfort

And after a while...

She admits, she does start to get hungry for cuddling time

It's especially nice after a long day of working

Park can also be known to get a little playful with it too

She likes to sprinkle in some random kisses or even a small tickle fight, just to see what you'll do

What can she say? She gets bored just sitting sometimes, lol

Weaver

He has a similar journey to Park tbh

At first, he's lukewarm at best towards cuddling

But, unlike Park, once he gets that first taste.... Whooooo boy!!!!

After a long day at work, it's all he wants to do

Wherever you are, Weaver is pretty reliable to come seek you out and just curl up with you

He's kind of like a big cat in that way

Although, despite the fact that he may be getting a little soft around the edges these days, it's important to note that he's not a big fan of the dog-like petting that Lazar seems to enjoy receiving

He does, however, like it when you finger comb his hair or if you gently rub his chest

Weaver isn't very particular about the cuddling where and how, just as long as he can be with you

Well, one thing though...

He does like for you to keep to his right when you're cuddling with him

That might sound like an odd request, but think of it this way: it is a bit strange for him, considering he'd hardly be able to see you otherwise

Woods

He has the same uno reverse card up his sleeve as Hudson

While you might think cuddling is beneath him, he's actually quite the fan

Maybe even enough to rival Lazar

In fact, you can expect him to be hanging all over you any chance he gets

Once he's got you, he likes to deepen the embrace by snuggling his face right up along side yours

Particularly, he like to bury his nose in your hair and give you a little nuzzle

He's not sure what you put in there, but it smells so good, he just can't help himself

Besides, anything is better then the smell of sweat and gunpowder all day, which makes you and your hair very good indeed

His beard tickles a bit when he gets like this, but you get use to it

You can expect him to take little breaks from snuggling to give you some kisses in quick succession, followed by lots of happy sighs

You are the only person that knows this side of him

If anyone else found out, he'd be ruined

So hopefully you can take comfort in knowing just how much he trusts you

[delaneytveit]

Satellites Part 13

WHOOOOO we’re halfway thereeee! OOOHHHHH (Actually we’ve been a little bit more than half way for a bit) but don’t worry, there’s still A LOT of story to get through. If you guys enjoyed this chapter as much as I enjoyed writing it, please consider buying me a coffee! 

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 ( Part 12 ) ( Satellites Master Post ) (Part 14) 

The team left at 0800 the next morning. Allura had convinced, after quite a long time, Blue to let her pilot. Though it was clear that Blue was not happy about it. The only lion that was missing was the red one.

Keith had chosen to stay behind, to much confusion of the team. Though Lance could vaguely guess why. He felt guilty. Keith had been the one to bring into question Lance’s ability to complete missions, and even though that wasn’t his intention, he knew that it still hurt Lance.

Their relationship was rocky as it was. Neither of them really knew where they stood with the other, what they were to each other, and it seemed that the present situation had complicated things even more so.

Lance was refusing to talk to Keith, and it hurt. He hadn’t meant to indirectly ground the sharpshooter. He had only wanted to voice his concerns to Allura, positive that she would be able to do something for Lance that he couldn’t.

Normally, the only kind of confrontation Keith would be willing to face was violent, but he didn’t want to fight Lance. He wanted to apologize. To take responsibility for what was happening to Lance. He owed him that much at least.

It wasn’t hard to track the Blue Paladin down. He had locked himself in his room since breakfast. It was a good thing Keith knew the code by heart.

Punching in the code, he was relieved when the door whooshed open revealing Lance sitting at his desk. Keith could hear the volume of the headphones from where he stood, which made him cringe. The EDM music that Lance listened to was loud enough, didn’t anyone warn him of blowing out an eardrum?

Keith knocked twice before taking loud steps towards the boy, hoping that they would be loud enough to let Lance know that he was there. Lance’s anxiety had spiked dramatically since his return and it took one accidental sneak up by Pidge to inform the team that it was vital for Lance to know that you were coming, so as to avoid a swift punch to the face out of panic.

“What do you want, Keith?” Lance sighed as he removed his earphones. He swiveled his chair to look at the red paladin, arms crossed as he leaned back in his seat.

This was it, Keith had been rehearsing his apology for hours now, trying to make it sound as genuine and coherent as possible. Though at the very moment, what ever award winning speech he had come up with beforehand had vanished as those hard blue eyes stared into him.

“I’m sorry.” he blurted out, cursing himself for his lack of grace.

He immediately dropped his gaze, eyes staring at the floor. There was only a tense silence between them, and Keith begged his mind to come up with something, anything to put an end to this crushing feeling.

But of course, his mind, nor his mouth could seem to work correctly.

It was Lance who broke the silence instead.

“For?” he asked, the question forcing Keith to look up and face the boy. Blue eyes met his once more, a questioning brow raised as Lance waited for Keith to answer.

He could do this.

“I shouldn’t have told Allura about all of this. I- I didn’t know that she would take you off of missions. I should have talked to you and voiced my concerns to you, you didn’t deserve what Allura did to you and it's my fault that it happened. And I am so, so sorry for that.” He was rambling, he knew he was. How did people do this? How did they apologize?

He was only stopped when Lance held up his hand.

“I appreciate the apology, I really do. And to be honest, I’m glad that you told Allura. I don’t think she would have found out if you hadn’t. I’m not mad at you Keith.”

“You’re not?”

Lance chuckled a little, running a hand through his hair.

“I mean, I am a little bit. But I think I’m more pissed at the situation in general.” Lance leaned forward, perching his elbows on his knees. Looking down at his clasped hands, Lance spoke “You guys are right, I’m not okay. I haven’t been for a while and no matter how much I pretend that I am, I’m just hurting myself. I’m not getting better.” he sounded so...broken. Lance never really talked about himself, at all really. Superficial things, sure. Like how he got barely any sleep, or that he missed his mom’s cooking. But he never really talked about things deeper than that. Keith hadn’t really noticed until now, but Lance had been hiding a big part of himself away this entire time, and it only came out at his most vulnerable times at night.

A year ago, Keith would have thought of the way that Lance talks about himself as vain, but now he knew that it wasn’t really the case. Lance has been putting on a mask this whole time.

“But we don’t have time. The universe doesn’t have time for me to get better. It's a long ass process that Voltron can’t afford.”

He was right, of course he was right. Lance was vital to Voltron, even if he didn’t really see himself that way. He still knew that Voltron needed him. It was even more present today with Blue’s little tantrum about having to take on Allura as a pilot.

“But is the universe really more important than having you here?” That was what Keith was most afraid of. Lance had always been the self-sacrificial type. He couldn’t argue that he himself was any better, but Lance seemed to take it to a whole new level. The paladin would miss sleep and meals to make sure that everyone else was taken care of. He would jump in front of a bullet in a second to spare the others. On one occasion Lance had bounded into a burning building to save a few children stuck on the third floor, that had been the worst as it only reminded Keith of how he lost his father. He couldn’t lose Lance too.

“Keith-”

“No, Lance. Listen to me. The universe is not worth you throwing yourself away like that. What you need time to heal, what you went through was fucking terrible. It's no wonder you have PTSD from it.”

“We are the literal Defenders of the Universe, I can’t just not do my job!”

“I’m not asking you to stop being a paladin! I’m asking to for once in your life put yourself first. We need you, I need you! You need to let yourself heal from all of this because there is no Voltron if you continue to let your own health fall by the wayside!” Keith meant every word of it. They needed Lance. They needed him to come back, to be the best he could be, and as hard as he was trying right now, this wasn’t it.

“I’m worried for you, Lance. I can’t lose you too.” Keith’s voice was so small, he himself almost didn’t hear it. But he knew that Lance did, as the boy stood up from his seat and walked over to Keith, instantly wrapping his arms around the shorter one.

“You won’t Keith, I’m not going anywhere. I promise.”

Keith breathed in the scent of ocean and sandalwood of Lance’s detergent, and thanked whatever higher being was there that Lance had insisted on buying his own detergent all those mall trips ago. The pompous asshole had good taste in soap, and it comforted Keith easily.

“Just promise me you’ll at least try.”

He felt Lance take a deep breath.

“I am trying, Keith. I’m trying every day.” If Keith felt the shaky breaths or the wetness on his shoulder, he said nothing. It was clear that Lance needed this as much as he did, maybe even more. “I never wished I was Shiro, more than I do right now. He’s been through everything and he’s able to handle it all so easily.”

Oh, absolutely not. There was no way in hell Keith would let Lance talk about himself like that.

He pulled away from their hug, to much of his own dismay, and held Lance at arms length. Violet eyes bore into icy blue ones. The eyes that he could get lost in, but now as not the time to think about that, Keith.

“Lance, you said it yourself. WHat Shiro went through and what you went through was completely different.”

“But-”

“No. You really think that Shiro would be in any better of a state than you are now after being treated the way you were? I have no idea the extent of what they did to you, but I do know that it had to have been absolute hell. You don’t get to compare your pain to others, just because they seem to be doing better than you. Your pain is your own, so stop being an idiot and just acknowledge the fact that those guys are assholes!”

Keith was most definitely not expecting a chuckle from the Blue Paladin, but he assumed it would be better than the alternative.

“That was good, Mullet. You come up with all that yourself?”

Keith rolled his eyes. Of course, leave it to Lance to make a joke about a serious conversation.

“As a matter of fact, I did. And I’ll say it again. As many times as I need to for it to get through your tiny brain.”

“Hey! I’ll assure you my brain is of average size. Some may say it's even above average!”

It was Keith’s turn to laugh.

“Yeah, I’m sure it is.” he joked offhandedly, letting his grip on Lance’s arms finally fall.

Lance fixed him with his characteristically famous smirk that Keith knew could only mean trouble.

“Want to know what else is above average size?” Lance waggled his eyebrows knowingly as Keith facepalmed.

“Oh my god, Lance. No!”

[thewritingdungeon]

Discordancy #0

SUMMARY: Hawkeye has a long and varied past. He’s been a carnie, a spy, a superhero, even a brainwashed soldier. He also was, no matter how much he hates to admit it, an ex-criminal. It’s a part of his past he moved on from long ago and hoped he could just forget ever happened. But when an old associate contacts him for help, Clint is reminded that not everything he had so desperately tried to leave behind was something bad.

CHARACTERS/PAIRING: Clint Barton/OFC

WORD COUNT: 670

WARNINGS: vague, canon-typical violence

A/N: Hoo-boy. Oh, buddy. Aight giving credit where credit is due, this scene is a rewritten adaptation of a diamond choice scene from the Choices game The Heist: Monaco. I made up an OC for Hawkeye named Eris who liked bombs and then a few days later found out that this VN had an extremely similar character concept, so I played around with what that scene would be like if it was with Clint and _my _Eris instead. Clint’s backstory is a mixture of his comics and MCU versions that I decided to play around with when I wondered what the MCU would be like if it had a neutral-grounds establishment similar to Hotel Artemis and The Continental because I’m a sucker for those kinds of additions to criminal undergrounds. All of that combines into this being a semi-prologue to a fic idea I’ve been toying with for a Clint/OFC story. Idk if I’ll post more from it, but I’m hoping this will encourage me to do so. 

Okay... This looks bad.

The harsh buzz of static washes out the shriek of tires in his hearing aids as the van tips precariously onto two wheels. Clint spins the steering wheel hard to the left, taking another hairpin turn in an effort to not careen off a 50-foot drop while going 90 miles per hour. The acrid smell of burning rubber hits his nose at the same time the vehicle jolts and shakes, all four wheels back safe on the asphalt.

Well, mostly safe.

"Whooooo!" Clint hears from the back of the van as it careens dangerously around yet another turn, back doors fluttering open on their hinges. The raucous shouts of his partner remind him to flick the switch on his devices while she gets down to business and hopefully doesn't fly out the open hole in their getaway vehicle made by the distinct lack of closed doors. He's not even going to bother yelling at her to close them; from what he heard of that last round of gunshots, he's surprised they're still attached to the van as it is.

There's a strange buzz he feels in the air and then the violent vibrations of a bang! He flicks back on his hearing aids just as the woman behind him whoops again. "And... gottem!" she announces.

"Great, now can you please help me get these guys off my ass? They're a little too close for comfort."

"Aww, is wittle Ronin afraid of things going up his ass?" There's no malice to her mocking, but he knows it's a challenge anyway.

"Please," he scoffs, "bears just aren't my type."

Eris cackles, wild and delighted at his response, and if it weren't for the fact that he was currently more often driving on two wheels rather than four, Clint would look back to commit the image of her laughing like that to memory.

"Well, they want their safe back so badly... I should be a good Samaritan and give it back to them, shouldn't I?"

A wicked grin spreads across his face at her suggestion. "Y'know, sweetheart, I think they just might appreciate that."

He doesn't bother to wonder how a petite girl such as Eris plans on pushing out what must be a 200-pound safe. He's been on exactly one heist with her—this one—and he can already tell that she is someone who defies both physics and death with her levels of insanity.

Sure enough, a few scrapes and several grunts later, and the van doors crash open to let the newly emptied safe launch right into the path of their pursuers. A deafening crunch and the sound of screeching brakes is all he hears for several seconds before triumphant cheers fill the vehicle once more.

"I can't believe that worked, you beautiful bastard!" Eris cries out, draping herself in the passenger seat. "That was such a rush, I could kiss you right now!"

Clint gives an easy smile in response, leaning back now that he has the luxury of driving slower. "By all means, don't fight it if you—"

The rest of his words are lost as his face is abruptly turned and his mouth covered by soft lips pressing eagerly against his. His lips part in silent surprise, and Eris takes the opportunity to dart her tongue in to swipe against his, bringing with it a taste of smoke and cinnamon he somehow finds intoxicating. But before he can register her actions enough to kiss back, Eris is pulling away, a grin on her lips and fire in her eyes.

He should have known right then and there that she'd be trouble for him.

[introvertbard]

I fell down the rabbit-hole of “Jedi-Padme and Senator-Anakin” role reversal fics, guys. Here’s the comment that spawned my headcanon about “Ani having no father,” with a lot of elaborations now that I'm on my own blog.

Technically I know people have discussed the MECHANICS of “a (human) kid has no father” (drugs, rape, “well, he has a sperm-donor, but that’s not a FATHER”) but I’m just really fascinated by the cultural aspect of “Schmi says her kid has no dad, and the rich people are confused, but the poor folks on the Rim Worlds just quietly nod and maybe cry-laugh because there’s actually a LOT of reasons why a slave-kid from Tatooine wouldn’t have a father.”

Like, imagine if just one adult human from the Outer Rim heard about the Jedi youngling that Qui-Gon Jinn took to Coruscant, talking about how little Anakin “has no father” and he has such a high midichlorian count and he must be the Chosen One! They’d, like, laugh their asses off. Not in the “crazy old geezer” way, but more like “you poor sweet Core-World man, you took the ‘no father’ thing literally.”

...No, I’m not writing a fix-it fanfic about the cycle of space-poverty where Mace Windu gets totally-not-attached to an Outer Rim family in the Space-Philippines, who point out that EVERYTHING the Jedi think about Anakin is from a Core World/upper-class lens.

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Copied from my comment on AO3:

Also, this line gave me chills: "He’s never had that luxury, just the same as every Tatooine child whose mother claims her child has no father." Holy shit, Schmi's speech about Anakin mysteriously gestating just crashed into me like a train, and I made a headcanon in five seconds.

It makes SO MUCH SENSE for Tatooine's poor folks to have an unspoken code of "Yeah sure, there's a lot of slave-kids and moisture-farmers who don't have dads. If he doesn't show up, it's not exactly a lie, is it? Don't ask too many questions."

I mean, we had a whole range of ways to "politely" talk about unwanted kids here on Earth, so this is such a devastatingly real detail to think about. "Oh, Schmi said Anakin doesn't have a father? Big surprise there. Just throw a stick at the moisture-farmers and slaves, there's a dozen more people with the same story. Some of them didn't have a MOM after they got born, either."

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The elaborations are getting super long, so here’s a break to keep from taking up everyone’s dashboards.

Elaborations: Maybe the “kid has no father” thing started when poor folks started going “I’m sorry, Rich Lady, did you say my kid looks a lot like like your brother/son/nephew? That’s impossible, I’ve never met him.”

Maybe it’s too risky to name the father, for the same “someone important might get pissed” reason.

Maybe the father was another poor person who died or got sold into slavery.

Maybe the woman got raped and just never wants to think about it more than she has to.

Sure, there’s the chance for an abortion, but if you’re poor and you don’t find out you’re pregnant really fast, abortions COST MORE AND MORE MONEY AND RECOVERY TIME as you get farther along, and this is Tatooine the desert world run by gangsters--they’re NOT going to have reliable healthcare for you.

And then Schmi’s not even a FREE poor woman, so maybe her old master just forced her to carry the baby so they could have a new slave. It’s a two-for-one deal, whooooo. (*end sarcasm*)

I mean, Qui-Gon was an off-worlder and the main Jedi Temple was on Coruscant, the ridiculously wealthy Core World. While he may have known that the lower-class can have a lot of injustices to deal with, he may not have known the extremely class-specific detail that if an impoverished human--especially from Tatooine, the half-wild desert world at the edge of the known galaxy--says that her kid “has no father,” it’s probably not a literal “she mysteriously started gestating a fertilized egg one day.” It just means “something shitty happened and she doesn’t want to talk about him.”

Also, this makes the theory of “Schmi got experimented on by the Sith” really suck-tastic to think about, because now you have powerful people who experiment on a poor woman because 1) she can’t fight back and 2) nobody’s gonna miss her.

Like, just imagine poor Young-Schmi getting passed along from master to master and finally trying to have a relationship with another slave-boy when she manages to stay on Tatooine for long enough, but then he gets killed by Tusken Raiders, or sold to another master, or caught in the crossfire between some dueling Hutt Clans, or just plain dying of heat-stroke, and she gets so fucking traumatized that when she finds out she’s pregnant, she blasts right past “not talking about her boyfriend/husband” and just says her soon-to-be-kid has no father at all.

[yukippe]

you may blame aphrodite

5 times mina is a useless lesbian and 1 time the girl she likes is also a mess

the whole version can be found here  or here

+1. jirou

after almost two months of sharing a dorm mina thinks she and jirou have some sort of friendship. their nail polish night helped break the ice and now they go out to dog parks and jirou stops by the ice cream shop with music in exchange for free samples.

their friendship is why mina's never gonna say anything about her stupid crush. she's pretty sure that jirou and yaomomo are dating, so it's not like she even has a chance. bakugo thinks she's stupid but bakugo's bakugo. he's also the only person she's told because sero and kirishima are little shits. mina needs better brothers.

if she had better brothers she wouldn't be cuddling with jirou in her bed as they watch the cat returns. jirou's called her a furry twice even though she's the one who suggested the movie.

mina pulls the blankets up to her chin to see if she can annoy jirou enough to kick her out of bed so she doesn't end up all over her after falling asleep. This plan doesn't work as jirou tugs the blanket back and rests her head on mina's shoulder. her brain starts to scream 'girl! girl! girl!'.

neither girl moves for the rest of the movie and when mina goes to turn it off quiet snores fill the room. mina's torn between recording this and waking jirou up but in the end jirou decides for her as she tugs mina closer to her. she tries to stay awake for a while and inch away from jirou but it's late and she's tired and it doesn't take long for her to fall asleep in jirou's arms.

the next morning mina wakes up to jirou poking her side, redfaced. mina blinks, then she realizes she's using jirou's stomach for a pillow. fuck. it takes her another second to remember that sitting still doesn't equal being invisible and she sits up. jirou nods at her but doesn't move. is this the type of situation where they are supposed to get out of bed now?

mina rolls of the bed in a heap because she's not good with weird tension she doesn't understand. jirou leans over the bed to check on her and mina smiles up at her, she gets a laugh for that and then jirou throws a pillow at her, "get up, i'm not carrying you to class."

it takes them a little longer to actually get moving but eventually they get there. the weirdness between them goes away, which, thank fuck. mina needs a really close friend who doesn't let her blow up stuff. she's hanging off jirou as they walk into breakfast. sero winks at her from where he takes his daily blurry photo of mina being useless around the girl she likes. she swats at him until jirou shoves her onto the bench.

mina peers closely at jirou. she's as sleepy as she always is in the morning so mina puts food on her place and makes sure she doesn't choke or anything.

sero is spoon feeding iida, iida's trying not to blush but it's hard when your boyf is feeding you and a purple haired cat boy is sleeping on your lap. mina's starting to think shinsou and jirou are related because they're both purplish and always sleepy. sero sticks his tongue out at mina when he sees the face she's pulling and mina hmphs and turns back to jirou. jirou's napping on the table.

mina really needs to stop having movie marathons with jirou on school nights. especially since jirou insists on waking up at 7 am with her, most of their class is still sleeping or recovering from whatever game night was going on the night before.

kids eventually trickle in and jirou starts to wake up after bakugo blows up his breakfast on a dare. mina pats jirou's head as an glares at bakugo. she's probably really intimidating but mina's lesbian brain only registers 'hot girl.' it's fine though because mina's used to being reduced to a dumbass around jirou.

once jirou's awake she takes one look at mina's non uniform shoes and grabs her by the hand to drag her back to their dorm. "jirou, c'mon, i'm just going to change into my hero costume or our gym uniform anyways."

jirou turned around and hmed at her, "how do you think aizawas gonna react to you wearing denim flip flops and socks."

"but aizawa will probably be already sleeping," mina protested. the look she got made her reach for the nearest solid thing to hide behind. sero wriggles out of her grip and jumps into iida's arms.

jirou takes her hand back and mina goes with her, slightly less resistant. mina pulls out loafers under jirou's gaze and they walk to homeroom.

mina hooks their arms together and tilts her head towards jirou's to try and hear what she's listening to. jirou may be physically awake but she isn't talkative until homeroom's almost over. she doesn't understand how jirou manages to sleep through aizawas lectures or mina being mina.

jirou acknowledges mina's interest in whatever she's blasting into her ears by giving her one of the earbuds. it's some english song. mina's doing pretty good in english because present mic is helping her out after class (her parents are dying) so she understands most of it. it's something about wanting to be more than friends? mina focuses, "don't wanna be your friend. wanna something something lose your something."

mina shrugs internally. (she doesn't want to move too much because jirou's started to lean on her) she can ask jirou about the song later.

they trip into homeroom as jirou seems to have fallen asleep on mina's shoulder so she helps her into her seat and heads over to hers. jirou slumps on to her desk and mina takes a picture with the phone that technically shouldn't be in her hand at the moment but is. aizawa's probably giving her a look from under his desk.

class is halfway through when aizawa catches her, sero and kirishima's passing notes. she and sero are ganging up on kirishima because he still hasn't asked bakugo out yet. aizawa doesn't read it aloud to the class but he does pass it to bakugo. mina smothers her laugh into her arm as kirishima's quirk activates and his hand gets stuck in his hair. bakugo slowly turns in his seat to look at kirishima, getting a good look of kirishima being an idiot.

class doesn't end in one piece but when things start to go blasty iida scoops sero up in his arms and mina jumps on his back and let's him vroom them out of the room. "whooooo!!!!!!" sero and her yell as they go.

the only person injured is dark shadow, mina doesn't know how a shadow gets injured or how it even got out of tokoyami's insides. she's not sure she wants to know. sero and iida leave her with the rest of 1a as they head off to find shinsou and mina slides next to jirou. class 1a has a sort of break because the room's on fire so they're waiting in the hallway.

"hey," jirou says. "did you get detention for jumping on iida?"

mina tries to lean back onto the wall in a cool-like position. she almost falls. "nah, if i did iida would try to take detention as well and i don't know if that's legal."

jirou laughs even though mina's a dumbass and her laugh is so good mina almost falls again. jirou reaches over to stabilize her and winks once she's gotten her footing. mina opens her mouth to say something most likely stupid when she hears music from jirou's earbuds.

"hey, you were playing that earlier," mina moves closer to try and hear. for some reason jirou's cheeks are red. "what song is that?"

jirou swallows, "it's. uh it's called i wanna be your girlfriend."

mina's brain disconnects, "oh? that's nice."

jirou nods slowly, "yes. it is."

"i like it."

"me too."

the girls stand there in the hallway staring at each other. mina thinks she should do something but she's not sure what. it's not like jirou wants to be her girlfriend, that's just the name of the song.

jirou nods again, maybe there's something wrong with her neck-"i've been listening to it for a reason," she says. she must be getting really close with yao-momo, mina thinks.

"i like you," jirou tells her. she's playing with her earphone's so she must be worrie-

mina blinks. "me? are you sure?" there's a groan somewhere in the background and a noise that sounds like bakugo's face hitting his palm.

jirou's almost as pink as her at this point, " yeah idiot. i like you. i wanna be your girlfriend and stuff."

mina doesn't completely know what's going on but she crashes into jirou and hugs her tight as she can. jirou laughs as mina picks her up and spins around and holy fuck mina's so ducking happy. jirou taps on her shoulder to be let down and mina puts her back on the ground, gently as she can.

the two girls share a stupid smile as they stand in front of each other. "kiss!!" hagakure tells them. mina winces as she remembers their class is in the hall with them. jirou flops under mina's arm and rudely gestures to their class.

they stay close together for the rest of the day. sero keeps making kissy faces, thankfully bakugo and kirishima are too busy figuring out feelings to make fun of mina's feelings. when curfew starts mina and jirou pass by aizawa holding hands.

mina's pretty sure they're breaking a rule dating and rooming. that's pretty cool. when she tells that to jirou jirou laughs and kisses her cheek.

they aren't doing anything different than before as they put in kiki's delivery service. mina's determined to make sure she and jirou finish all the ghibli movies.

when they're about to climb into bed mina stops, "are we sharing a bed?"

jirou pauses, "which one?" the girls stare at each other. it takes them a little longer and a google search to decide to push the beds together. mina folds herself into jirou's arms, it feels like the safest place in the world. jirou presses a kid to the top of her head, "night."

mina's face has a stupid grin, "g'night."

[master-sass-blast]

Time for me to waddle myself into your ask box and ask for ALL the OTP questions for Kastle~~~

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Okay, okay, deep breaths. In through the nose, out through the mouth.

*hyperventilates*

(Throwing this under a cut for length reasons; my deepest apologies if you’re on mobile.)

Okay, so let it be known that I am fond of some very specific Kastle tropes, namely where both Karen and Frank are hot messes and really don’t have their shit together, so that’s gonna be immensely present in this list.

1. Acts like they’re dying when they have a cold: I’d venture to say neither; they’re both the type to soldier through like nothing’s changed until the other person ties them to the bed and laces their drink with Nyquil to make them sleep.

2. Gets mad at the TV and throws the remote: Again, I’d say neither, but if someone was going to do it, it’d be Karen. I think Frank would be too self-aware of keeping his rage/strength in check to do something impulsive like that.

3. Gets the worst road rage: KAREN. Like, Frank will get annoyed, but Karen Page has road rage rivaled by none other. She’s the type to swear like a sailor and level death threats at the other drives, which amuses Frank to no end.

4. Spends too much time in the bathroom on their phone: Canonically, Frank basically doesn’t have a phone (I’m sorry, but fucking flip phones don’t fucking count), so Karen. Mostly because she’s trying to keep track of news stuff as a journalist/private investigator.

 5. Packs the whole closet for an overnight trip: Frank. Except the closet is his entire arsenal, the dork.

6. Hates the in-laws: Also Frank. It’s fanon that Frank’s parents had him old and aren’t around during DD/TP, and it’s canon that Karen’s mom is dead, which just leaves Karen’s dead, and whooooo boy.

Do you honestly think that Frank Castle, the man who loved and lost his family, the man who’s calming mantra is a phrase from a book that his daughter loved, would be amiable with the likes of Mr. Page, who told his daughter that he didn’t want to see her again after she got into a car crash/the death of her brother, and turned her away when there was a literal assassin after her?

Because I don’t.

So, yeah. Frank hates Mr. Page and would have no issue letting him know that with exact reasons. Maybe a Powerpoint presentation too, just to drive the point home.

7. Hits the snooze button…11 times: Karen, because she’s up too late at night researching.

8. Makes the other late for work: Karen, actually. She’s usually running late for her own work, and Frank’s a stickler about timing so he’s not about to delay her any further than she’s already delayed herself. If we’re talking about the odd jobs/construction work he picks up, he’s usually a little late because she needs to shower, and he lets her go before him so she can get to work on time, which pushes his schedule back.

Not that you’d ever hear him complain about it, though. It’s basically canon that Frank Castle would let Karen Page get away with murder.

And if we’re talking about Frank’s Punisher “work,” well, Karen still runs the end of making him late for a few things, but that’s for an entirely different set of reasons. *wink wonk*

9. Uses the television as a babysitter: Karen, but only because she’s usually super busy with work.

10. Takes in the stray dog: Frank. He basically already did that in Season 2 of Daredevil. Next question.

11. Suggests a 3am trip to McDonald’s: Karen, because she’s up late researching.

Frank always humors her.

12. Leaves their shoes out for the other to trip over: Karen. Frank’s too neurotically organized (military) to leave his shoes everywhere.

(Bear in mind, though, that it’s Karen tripping over her own shoes. Frank’s too aware of his surroundings to have that happen to him.)

 13. Can’t make up their mind when it comes to dinner: Frank, actually. The military wasn’t exactly the places of many choices, and Maria usually handled meals when he was home so he usually wasn’t in the wheelhouse when it came to making those decisions. Plus, as the Punisher, he sticks to nonperishables (canned food, MREs, etc) and coffee, so it’s not like he’s got a ton of choice now, anyway.

He usually lets Karen order and calls it good. He likes just about anything she picks, anyway.

14. Needs to be reminded of all their appointments: Karen, mostly because she’s liable to overbook herself otherwise.

And the only appointments Frank keeps are murder-y ones, so… yeah. Karen.

 15. Bribes the other into doing chores, getting out of the house…and taking a shower: Doing chores and taking a shower? Neither of them. They’re both pretty functional in that area.

Getting out of the house (or, more accurately, doing something that’s not work)? They both have to do it with each other on a regular basis. Karen’s go-to’s with Frank usually involve dogs; Frank’s go-to’s with Karen usually… also involve dogs.

They’re people of similar tastes.

 16. Picks the movies: Both of them.

17. Takes the safety steps when building a pillow fort: Frank. “If you’re gonna build a pillow fort, you gotta do it right, Page.”

Karen thinks he’s nuts, but lets him do it anyway.

18. Kisses the other’s injuries better: Both of them do.

Karen does it before/during/after making love (and in general, but there’s more access to Frank’s skin when they’re, you know, naked or in the process of becoming naked), as a way of reminding him that she loves him and he deserves to be loved.

Frank does it once when she scrapes her knee (she tripped on a flight of stairs) out of the habit of having been a father, and then Karen asks him to “kiss it better” each time she gets an injury afterwards.

Which he does because he loves her and we all know that Frank would do just about anything for Karen Page.

19. Is addicted to angry birds, game of war, candy crush, temple run, or flappy bird: FRANK. He’s got to have something to do to pass the time on his stakeouts (look, I know this doesn’t match up with what I said about his flip phones, but just humor me, okay).

20. Kills the spiders: Frank. Karen’ll do it, but she likes having Frank do it (and he likes being rewarded with her kisses, so it works for both of them).

21. Hogs the blankets: Karen. Take one look at Karen/Deborah Ann Woll and tell me that someone that petite (frame wise, she’s taller than me and I’m tall) doesn’t get cold easy. Go on. I’ll wait.

22. Takes pranks too far: Neither of them. They’re both pretty careful with each other in that regard.

23. Makes the dirty jokes: They’ll both make the occasional joke, but neither of them are “frat boys” about it.

24. Keeps a piggy bank: Karen. It’s a convenient place to keep her spare change.

25. Has no problem having ice cream for breakfast: Karen, if only to piss Frank off.

26. Gets a tattoo when they’re drunk: Frank’s been there, done that, during his bootcamp days.

27. Trips over their own feet: Karen, every now and then.

 28. Makes the other go for a walk: Frank. Karen works a lot of long hours, so he makes a point to drag her outside and make her stretch her legs.

29. Whines until they get what they want: Karen, mostly because it makes Frank laugh.

 30. Tries to act tough but really isn’t: Neither of them. These two are tough as nails when it comes to it.

31. Talks the most, says the least: Karen. Granted, Karen knows how to make her words count when she needs to, but she’s more prone to rambling.

32. Talks the least, says the most: Frank Castle, aka the Man of Few Words and Many Grunts.

[ketsuekki]

1: Have they ever had feelings for anyone? 2: Could they see themselves starting a family? 3: Are they good with money and do they have a lot of it?4: What makes them happy? 5: Have they ever felt unrequited love or had a one sided relationship? 6: Do they like hugs? 7: Do they believe in spirits/gods? 8: Are they a jealous type?

1: Have they ever had feelings for anyone?

Yes. ‘Canonically’, away from roleplay interactions, Minami fell in love with just one person; a Yuki girl who recruited her into ‘Kiba’ when she was fourteen, the two embarking in an unspoken relationship soon after. It was her first and only gay relationship, and affected her deeply for the rest of her (short) life. But, like most good things in her life, their lesbian escapades came to a violent end after only three years together. Minami never got over the guilt of killing her.

In roleplay interactions, there’s yet another woman Minami developed feelings for! In her warring states verse, she falls for an Uchiha girl called Sakuya. Long story short: Sakuya flashed Minami, and she was smitten forever. Minami has a type, and it’s called ‘dark haired girls with lots of confidence’. 

2: Could they see themselves starting a family?

A family with kids? No. Minami can barely take care of herself, let alone tiny, helpless children. Plus, she’s naturally inclined towards violence and has quite the temper  --  Minami does not want to end up as a baby beating scumbag. If you mean a family with simply a S/O and a few pets, then maybe. The bond between her and her partner has to be extremely strong. Commitment and trust issues is her middle name.

3: Are they good with money and do they have a lot of it?

Minami is both fantastic and terrible at handling money, which she has quite a lot of. She’s good with it because she rarely splurges on herself, survives on the bare minimum for the most part, and is disgusted by careless spending. Aside from a few food binges here and there, she doesn’t really spend the money she earns... On the other hand, she’s terrible at handling money because she’s both illiterate and bad at maths. Her time in Kiri was focused solely on molding her to be a little killing machine; after the third war, they needed shinobi and they needed them fast. Reading? Maths? Anything remotely intellectual? Don’t need them to kill somebody!! Fun fact: she doesn’t know what the fuck the times tables are. 

4: What makes them happy?

Revenge. Good food. Pretty women. Submissive men. Fighting for her life. Opera music.

5: Have they ever felt unrequited love or had a one sided relationship?

Nope, Minami’s rare instances of love have always been returned! However, she was in a one sided “relationship” as a sixteen-seventeen year old, with a much older Inuzuka man that abused her relentlessly. Neither of them loved each other, and Minami hated him more than anyone. The only reason they were in a “relationship” was because he enjoyed owning her.

6: Do they like hugs?

Kind of... If she doesn’t like you and you try to hug her, she’s fucking murdering you the second you touch her. If she does like you, she’ll reluctantly allow it. The only time she initiates hugs are when she’s sad and needs something to hold.

7: Do they believe in spirits/gods?

Yes. Kirigakure and Water Country are very active with all kinds of spirirts and demons roaming the land. Minami has seen them, and knows what they can do. Don’t fuck with the paranormal kids. God, though? No such thing, and if there is one, she’ll be sure to kill them too.

8: Are they a jealous type?

Hell yeah! Minami gets insanely jealous of even mundane things, an unfortunate result of her poverty stricken childhood. But-! Minami rarely actually acts on her jealously, instead choosing to bury it somewhere deep and ignoring it. However, jealously regarding an S/O? Whooooo boy. When it concerns a loved one, she’ll get aggressive and violent fast. Keep flirting with them? She’ll stick a sword through your skull. Keep stealing their attention? She’s stealing your eyes, bitch.

[im-tops-bottom]

💑Rare Love💏 (just a fic idea)

"CHILLED BEHIND YOU" Vanoss calls out before laughing as he hears Chilled Yelp.

"Sorry Delirious, I would love to stay and chat but I gotta run" Chilled says as his hula girl prop starts zig zagging out of the room.

"noooooooo Chilled come back. I need to shoot you"

"wow Delirious, are you just gonna shoot a little girl just like that? You haven't even taken me out to dinner yet"

Everyone laughs at that and starts making bad date jokes. Vanoss, Delirious and Cartoonz all feel different feelings as they mask it under the laughter and jokes.

"noooooooo the props wo- oh my God you changed into that chair I kept walking pass? No way" Delirious says before having a drink.

"alright run it back. New teams. Let's leave the Gmod gods deligate us" Moo says as he laughs at a tweet Daithi posted.

"and this time Vanoss no ghosting" Panda says as he eats some of his food.

"hey everyone what's up?"

"oh hey Galm. We are playing Prop Hunt. Wanna join?"

"it could be everyone vs the Anthony crew"

Once again everyone goes into giggles and jokes. 3 certain YouTubers secretly don't like this idea as it would mean they won't get to be on the same team as Chilled.

"hey is Mini online? See if he can get into contact with Padilla. The more Anthonys we can recruit, the more of a chance this would turn into one massive derpfest"

"mini had to go to bed early. Sam is ill"

"damn. Hey is anyone Keen to play Mario kart afterwards"

"hell no. I've seen Galm play and he is way too good at it."

Jokes about Panda coming last in 90% of the games pop up and when they hear Daithi's come through their headsets they start making Daithi de Cumberbatch jokes.

Galm joins in on the session without recording as he is only playing just for fun and the game commences with team Anthony vs "team non Anthony".

"HEY ANTHONY"

"which one?"

"I'm seeing Chilled pop up on my screen"

"ah shit. Now look"

Delirious laughs as he is about to shoot Chilled but let's out a "noooooooo I shot the wrong one" as his player model dies.

Chilled laughs as his prop jumps around in the kitchen "I'm the king of props. No one can shoot me" and just like that he watches as his prop gets destroyed by Vanoss.

"that kill came at the right time" Vanoss says as he carries on looking for the other two props.

"what the hell Vanoss. I thought we had something special. You even ghosted for me man"

Vanoss blushes as he stays silent and concentrates on looking for the other two. Lucky for him it doesn't get awkward as he locates Galm and starts chasing him around the attic. He shoots Galm before the timer runs out.

"WHOOOOO I LAST A WHOLE ROUND WITHOUT GETTING SHOT"

"Panda had an amazing spot too. Next round I'm following you"

"where was it?"

"the both of you follow me next round"

After a couple of rounds they finish the Gmod session and some of the group leave. The only ones left are Chilled, Vanoss, Delirious, Cartoonz and Terrorizer who came in right at the end. They decide to see if anyone is else is available for Last Year Nightmare and manage to pick up Gorillaphant and Ohm.

Whenever Vanoss, Delirious or Cartoonz was the killer, they would do their best to not try and attack Chilled and if they were on the same team then they would fight over saving Chilled. Because of this Chilled was dubbed the Banana Bus Princess with his 3 saviors.

Ze joins in the call and starts teasing Chilled about leaving the derp crew but chilled whines about how everyone is teasing him. Ze laughs and tells Chilled to suffer as he joins in on the next round of games which was CAH before leaving.

The crew finish up on a game of Skribbl.io before ending their recordings and just sitting back.

"so Chilled you still Keen for this weekend?"

"yes, I can't wait"

"what's happening this weekend?"

"Chilled and I are recording some vlogs and doing a 24hr live stream with Galm, John and Tom. John found this cabin in the woods that is apparently haunted so Galm said no balls we'll do some vlogs there. If there is any internet then we'll do the 24hour stream there otherwise we'll do it after the weekend and just talk about the experience"

"can I come?"

"wow Cartoonz, someone who hates horror games wants to go to a haunted cabin in the woods? Until Dawn anyone?"

Everyone chuckles at Delirious' joke while Cartoonz tells him to shut up.

"hey man I'd be down for a spooky house tour"

"and the only person who has ever seen you in real life has been Cartoonz"

"who says anything about me being on cam?"

"are you serious?"

"yeah I'm serious. I trust everyone not to let it out that I've secretly been a talking teddy bear all this time"

Everyone makes jokes about Delirious face reveal as they plan the trip. Terrorizer says he'll see if anyone else is keen for the trip and will let Chilled and Ze know by tomorrow.

A couple of days later and it's Friday. Everyone had gotten time off their jobs so they can pack and all meet up at the airport for the overseas friends to join.

Everyone has their recording devices already out, including Delirious who is only recording for personal reasons. Everyone makes sure to not get Delirious in frame and if they do then they'll make note to edit something to block his face out. They laugh as they realize they all had been recording the moment they woke up.

They head out to grab some shopping for the weekend before going through drive thru's at different places to order something to eat as they don't want anyone to spot Delirious.

They arrive at the spooky cabin just after 2;30pm and park up. They bring everything inside and pack the shopping away before checking out the rooms.

"thank God it's a huge cabin" 2 stories in fact, Ze says as he looks around.

Cartoonz, Delirious, Vanoss and Chilled take one room. Ze, Galm, Tom and John take another. Terrorizer, Daithi, Mini and Wildcat take one. Kryoz, Scotty, Smitty and Panda take the last one.

"I swear if we some freaky shit, I'm ditching you guys and just making a fucking run for it" Wildcat says as he grabs a drink out of the fridge.

"you know what we should do?" Mini asks.

Everyone shouts out "ASK MINI" before cracking up laughing.

After finding out that yes there is reception, Mini turns his phone data on and sends out a tweet. He mentions everyone who is at the cabin and to start sending questions while recording equipment is being set up.

Ask Mini got real hectic and at some point there were dares put in place as well. Delirious, Smitty and Vanoss stayed off camera. Delirious for obvious reasons while Smitty and Vanoss weren't real big on being recorded. Vanoss was still shy in front of the camera which everyone joked about.

His shyness went away however when halfway through someone had tweeted that Chilled looked weird standing behind the couch and should just sit between Cartoonz and Ze. just as soon as space was made, Vanoss rushed over to sit down and pulled Chilled onto his lap. Jokes were made and he ignored Delirious and Cartoonz' glares in favor watching Chilled go red when Ze sings the wedding song.

After playing around outside and playing some games inside (they had laptops, phones, board games and console's galore. All types of games were played) they had a BBQ before heading of to their rooms.

Each room had their TV's on with different movies playing in each one. It was nice and calm. Well except for one.

"I wanna sleep next to Chilled"

"but I want to as well"

"how about one of you pick tonight and the other goes tomorrow night"

"why do you get two nights?"

Chilled watched the 3 fight and can't help but snort. He's had a thing for each one of these idiots and can't believe they are still fighting over him. What did he do to deserve this.

"how about instead of fighting, one takes each side"

In a minute, Chilled finds himself in an awkward position. Cuddling on his right is Cartoonz, his left is Delirious and underneath him is a smirking Vanoss.

"guys this is not what I had in mind"

"shhhh Anthony. The movie is playing"

As it was still early in the night, they watched a couple of movies. As each movie came along, Cartoonz, Delirious and Vanoss got more and more touchy feely.

Halfway into the third movie Chilled let's out a little moan as he feels a hand slide pass his clothed hard on and laying right on his thigh. In the span of several seconds of silence, Chilled finds not only himself but the other gentleman naked and kissing all over Chilled. Chilled has to bite his bottom lip so he doesn't moan out loud as teeth come into play.

Chilled finds that it was going to be a great night. He's sucking on Cartoonz as Delirious eats him out and Vanoss bites all over his body. None of them noticing a red light by the doorway.

Each of the older men take turns at drilling into Chilled. At times there are tag teams as Chilled gets spitroasted while at other times they manage to find away for two of them slip Chilleds ass while the third is getting a blowjob. Sooner or later they have practically gone through every single sex position and making up their own (and oh boy are they greatful that all 4 men are flexible) as the sun rises up.

As they make their way downstairs they notice everyone smirking at them. The older 3 look smug while the youngest of the 4 has gone completely red as he limps his way over to the kitchen table to grab some pancakes.

Chilled smiles as he is given painkillers by Delirious. Vanoss gets him coffee. Cartoonz grabs a soft pillow for him to sit on. They surround chilled as they eat while feeding chilled some of their own pancakes even though he's eating his own.

After the weekend is done and everyone is driven to the airport, another argument is made as Vanoss, Cartoonz and Delirious fight over who gets Chilled.

Terrorizer stands between the 3 and tells them that Chilled has his own life and he can make time to visit all 3 men or they can organize to meet him but until those moments come up, they'll just have to deal with long distance relationships.

Daithi feels proud as he pats his boyfriend on the back for that incredible speech.

Everyone says goodbye (chilled gets pulled into 3 long kisses) as they all separate to go their own ways.

....

So this was an idea I had in my head as I was rewatching some old gaming vids (i pretty much watched every video of that had chilled with either 3 YouTubers.) Another inspiration was this fic which I really liked.

Seriously if anyone has any ChilledxVanoss, ChilledxDelirious or ChilledxCartoonz fics then let me know.

And if anyone wants to write this up as a full fic then tag me because I would love to read it. I'm not great at writing and I prefer reading other people's stuff rather than writing my own.

[dongsooks]

Pentagon as uni-students

Admin: Asa Type: AU Warnings: I do not know Pentagon personally! A/N: I go to school in Germany and I’m only familiar with the German and the Kazakh scholar system. But then again I think university is always the same experience with it being a mix of pain but also ~maKinG MEmoriEs~ and getting to know the real meaning of capitalism. Asa out.

Jinho:

Major: Music Education, maybe later on Music Therapy

Just wanted to make his passion into his career

that one ho THAT ALWAYS STUDIES 

IS CALM BEFORE EXAMS??????????

Probably the type that has a long term relationship throughout college to avoid STD’s

really enjoys what he is doing

whenever he holds presentations he has this genuine passion in his eyes like wow???

Teacher’s pet but just because he is the best and is so interested in learning

always asks for extra material to ~expand his horizon~ 

I could also see him starting Music Therapy after he gets his bachelor in Music ed??

because he realises music makes him happy, he sees how music actually makes others happier and he just wants to spread!!! happiness!!! and his love for music!!!

originally started working in a grad-school but then quit to work in an elementary school

less income but he loves seeing the kids all excited and eager to learn it reminds him of himself, sob

Just please imagine him, his calm voice, his patient character and his love for music teaching and helping people?? I’M??

dreams of opening his own music school/music therapy center

Hui:

Major: Music Theory and Composition; Performance

fight me, do it, but:

THEATRE KID HUI????

I mean you can lie to yourself, but in the end we can all see him on that stage being the phantom of that opera 

brags about interships he gets, contacts he makes

works at the local theatre on weekends where he does all the dirty work but in exchange he can view all plays for free

takes girls to said plays to impress them

“Oh the main? Yeah sure we’re like basically friends”

The overly hype one at campus parties

always ends up in a drunk vocal battle with Jinho at the end of the night oh the cringe

Hates the theory parts and always would prefer actually singing, performing, playing than just??reading how?? jesus what he got them vocals for y’all

the type who starts studying for finals the week before and eventually just laughs the lack of sleep away

tries to get the teachers to like him

Hongseok:

Major: Physical Activity, Nutrition & Health Promotion

honestly for the other’s I did research on what majors there are and read into them t make sure they fit but for him I just looked for the English equivalent of what I meant Sport- und Ernährungswissenschaften my german folks will know

okay back to it

campus heartthrob but also campus mom

cooks healthy soup when his friends get sick :’)

and then tells them about all the nutritions inside and what vegetable helps for what 

the typical jock with enough brains to actually study something 

“do you even lift bro?”

“I had to broken legs and sprained all my toes and still got an A in my PE” everytime someone mentions physical pain

will recommend moves for when your back hurts though :’)

Asks girls if they need help with their workouts as a pickup line 

Shinwon:

Major: Fashion

Fashion queen

always well dressed

how he affords to keep his style that good is worth a buzzfeed unsolved episode tbh

comes to 8 am courses in Balenciaga

may or may not have a slight shopping addiction

never seen making money, studying, putting any effort into anything

but STILL ALWAYS ON THAT SHIT

good grades, good looks, style so good Karl Lagerfeld unnies was found shaking in his boots

lures photography majors into taking his portfolio pictures

and his Instagram pictures

probably gets offered one or two modeling contracts eventually

you could swear you saw him in the Vogue the other day

ALWAYS NAKED AT THE END OF PARTIES

The one who suggest Strip Poker EVERYTIME

but that’s for an au coming soon which’s title rhymes with ptg as fucktroys ;)

Hyojong:

Major: Fine arts

has a Kranken, listens to real music and likes to judge people who wear skinny jeans watch out

seems unapproachable but honestly, genuinely is nice when you get to know him

part of the dance group

actually very interested in his courses but always seems like he is about to pass tf out

the guy who’s health you’re just really concerned about but he’s holding up, doing well

really good at art though

like they get displayed in the local museum good 

always a little disturbing but so, so interesting and deep??

Probably smokes them trees to widen his horizon man

dorm FULL OF DAMN PLANTS 

was seen having a whole funeral for one of them once

the type of person where everyone who knows them says they’re so nice and great but you’re on the low intimidated by them

Changgu:

Major: Classic literature

so involved in acting but also writing

writes poems 

goes to poetry slams with Hyojong 

the type of person who you could talk to for hours and hours

writes poems for his s/o’s

cries during emotional plays, novels etc

everyone loves him tbh 

the soft one who is ALL OVER THE PLACE during finals

S T RES S ED OUT so much Tyler Joseph knows NOTHING 

worries so much but ends up with great grades!!!

needs lots of encouragement 

Yan An:

Major: International Studies

to be very honest I just had no idea what else to give him? 

I mean he said he’d be a flight attendant if he wasn’t an idol and you don’t have to go to Uni for that

but I guess this come close enough? 

gets the cultural aspect and everything

seems lost all the time

like in his last year first-years will show him around 

all the teachers are in love with him

he always gets dicounts because eeeveeeryyyonneee loooooves hiiimmm he is sooooo softttt omg

once had a phucboy phase but psshhhh

knows everything before finals but still stresses out

sometimes asks for help because he didn’t understand something and just smiles even though he still didn’t get it bby

generally smiles a lot for no reason

a puppy, a whole pup

YUTOOOO:

Major: Sport and Fitness Administration Management

probably has a scholarship 

wanted something “easy” but “safe”

honestly puts a lot more effort into his sports than school but always makes it

is the best player of the team

his coach probably always on the other teacher’s diccs about him

so he always gets to hand things in later/retake tests 

is unapproachable but nice #2

leaves parties before it gets dark so he only has a small time frame to GET LIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT

gets drunk and does that “EY EY EY EY” deep, manly, TESTOOOOSTERONE scream thing men do y’all feel me???

I think no one gets what I mean but I feel so passionately that he’d do that I’ll leave it in

forgets to bring his pencil, his notebook, his motivation and HIS DAMN BAG LIKE BOY IS YOU_::;.,:_

but always ready to help and share as much knowledge as he has we’re all just here to make it and leave

Kino <3:

Major: Dance 

whooooo saw THAT coming wow what

yeah but maybe an education minor too?

has his SHIT TOGETHER! WOW !??

the epitome of a teachers pet

but tbh everyone just loves him it’s as simple as that

much like Jinho to be honest so I’m afraid to just repeat myself but shortly:

passionate

in love with what he is doing

wants to share this

is so genuinely happy to do what he does even when it’s hard it’s so?? inspirational?

dreams about opening his own dance studio 

but same as with Jinho I could see him into teaching especially younger kids

not much to say, he’s great and on top of the game 

Wooseok:

Major: Music Theory and Composition; Music Management

wanted to chase his dream but also chase that shmoney

soundcloud rapper

once hacked the university facebook page to post a video of himself recreating the 

“it’s ya boy, uhhh, skinny penis”-vine

gets delusional from the lack of sleep during exam season tbh

“can I borrow your calculator? what’s 4+5?” 

always drunk at parties but a funny, bearable kind of drunk

also seen hungover and full of regret ™ the next morning lmfao 

hungover in class

also brings snacks to class 

but makes it and so will you!!

Requests and Ships are open my children

Masterlist

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 25.08.17 lb

plain text version here.

whooooo boy, i’ve been waiting for today for over a fucking month now! 

(i fucking love this song. what a banger. #keshaStan4ever) 

LET’S DO THIS!

ugh ok fwding first 2 min of repeated footage. ouff. 🙄🙄🙄

LMAO ANIKAAA “CHOD MEREKO CHICHORE, WARNA TERI AISI BAND BAJAONGI....” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

vikram is a desi aunty in the body of 30 something fuckboy, concerned about anika’s prospects on the marriage market now that she’s a divorcee... 😐😐😐

waise i gotta say that vikram and ragini are really considerate evil people. like, they actually set up a gorgeous mandap, and got a real pandit and everything for anika. like arnav and shivaay and omkara and all never really bothered with all that shit. 😒😒😒

LMAO VIKRAM’S ABOUT TO GET ACQUAINTED WITH CHANDNI!!!! HE’S GONNA WISH HE DIDN’T ASK! 😂😂😂

haha, i love how ragini is so matter of fact and no nonsense, even in her kaale kartootein. 

lo aa gayi band aka humari paltan, to fuck. vikram. up. 😬😬😬

“some music would be nice!”

lmao vikram is pakka desi - muft mein jo bhi milega, we’re up for it. 😆😆😆

LMAOOOOOOOOOO I CAN’T STOP LAUGHINGG, BOTH AT THESE FUCKING IDIOTS ANDDDDD THE MUSICCCCC SO MUCH MICHMICHI BUT OH GOD I AM ALSO LAUGHING AND MY GOD EVERYTHING HURTS FROM THE SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT 😪😪😪😪

SOMEONE TELL ME HOW THE FUCKKKKKKKK RUDRA AND BHAVYA ARE HERE WHEN THEY WERE IN SOME PODUNK VILLAGE IN GUJARAT 5 MINUTES AGO 😯😯😯😯

like, the boys haven’t bothered disguising their faces AT ALL. why are #vikIni and anika not recognizing them?? 😦😦😦

UM WHAT THE FUCK, RUDRA, YOU CAN SEE HER BEING MANHANDLED. GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON AS TO WHY SHIVAAY SHOULDN’T BE REARRANGING VIKRAM’S FACE RIGHT THIS SECOND??????????? 😑😑😑

oh my god, i can’t even... 😯😯😯

like, i realllllllly don’t getttt how they’re not being recognized. THE OBROS’ FACES ARE OUT THERE PLAIN AS DAY. ARE VIKRAM AND RAGINI AND ANIKA BLIND OR... 😣😣😣

THERE’S ACTUALLY A NAACH GAANA SEQUENCE. JFC OBEROIS, DON’T MAKE ME COME IN THERE AND BEAT ALL *YOUR* ASSES AND JUST RESCUE ANIKA MYSELF. 😑😑😑

OH GOD I AM ACTUALLY DYING AT THIS SONG. 😳😳😳

btw, fun fact: the movie that this song is from was the bollywood debut of our favt tellywood dad, ronit roy! and yes, this song is just as ridiculous in the movie as it is here. 😶😶😶

my favt. bit: omRu harassing vikram to within an inch of his life. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

... did she not recognize it was him TILL he showed her his kanji aankhein? lordddddd. 🙄🙄🙄

ok fwding. can’t handle any more of this michmichi. 

the sunglasses are off, and that means BUSINESSSSSS. 😈😈😈

aaaaaand yehhhhh padaaaaa!!!!!!!!! 😁😁😁

HELLZ YEAH THAT’S MY MAN. AND MY BROTHERS. AND MY GIRLS. MY WHOLE DAMN FAM IS HERE TO FUCKKKK YOU UP, SON!!! 😇😇😇

... surely it would have just been faster for bhavya to send in her police team and just... break this up. 😐😐😐

but then we wouldn’t get this much amazing drama, so imma stfu. 🤐🤐🤐

lmao, shivaay taking a break from beating vikram to SCOLD ragini. 🤣🤣🤣

OMFG OM’S WINK. HAAAAAAAYE. I AM IN LOVEEEEEE. 😍😍😍😍

LMAOOOOOOOOO HEIGHT DIFFERENCE, THERE’S A LEGIT FOOT BETWEEN THEM 😂😂😂

ragini’s got girl scouts training in knots. such speed and expertise! 😗😗😗

LMAO “TERI TOH WAAAATTTTT HAI!” 

my girl’s been itching to beat ragini’s ass for a few days now. 😂😂😂

been sooooo damn long since i’ve seen om fighting. you know i love to see my boy use those fists of his to dispense justice. so hot. 😏😏😏

lmao bhavya and gauri bitch slapping a man into submission. amazing. 😂😂😂

oh boy, vikram just landed one on shivaay. 😬😬😬

OMFG GAURI ENJOYING THE FUCK OUTTA HERSELF WHILE BEATING UP SOME MAN. GIRL I LOVE YOU THE MOST!!!!!!!😇😇😇😇😇

aaaaaaand shivaay is enraged. most probably that vikram fucked his hair up. he’s gone into hulk mode. 😐😐😐

OMFG GAURIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AND BHAVYA YOU TWO ADORABLE IDIOTS WHAT EVEN 🤣🤣🤣🤣

shivaay, waise bhi she’s tied up rn, now would be a good opportunity to kiss her. just saying. 😚😚😚

aaaaaaaand he’s leaving her in the middle of untying to go fuck up vikram for breaking her phone and infringing upon HIS rights. 😐😐😐

of course these two are bickering right now. 🙄🙄🙄

lol awwww, he’s wrapping the dupatta around his hand tighter to prevent her from leaving. 😊😊😊

“heels pehene ka naya shauk jo chadh gaya hai.” hahahahaha 😂😂😂

ouffffffff you two idiots. 😣😣😣

LMAO BHAVYA’S LANGUAGE PUZZLES EVEN ANIKA. 😆😆😆

“he’s TOUCHED it!!!!!! main humare liye nayi rings banwaa loonga.” 

abbe touch toh usne anika ko bhi kiya tha, toh tu usse bhi phenk dega, kya? 🤔🤔🤔

lmaooooo poor bhavyaaaa just got SHOVED away by anika and she just faded away into the bg saying “theek hai, aap jhagda continue kijiye!” 🤣🤣🤣

“kisne kaha aapse ke main aapse dobara sagai karungi??”

ASK HIM GIRL. DOBARA AISI GALTI KAUN KAREGA? 😐😐😐

ok. he’s using puppy eyes. fuck. 😣😣😣

and now he’s being an alpha male caveman. this man and his moodswings. 🙄🙄🙄

ok fine, can’t deny. kuch kuch ho raha hai. after ages. fuck me. 😔😔😔

OH MY HEART GAURI’S SHIPPING. I CAN’T EVEN. WHY IS SHE SO GODDAMN CUTE???????????? 😘😘😘😘

ok these flashbacks got me feeling some kinda way. *siiiiiiiiiiigh*

and this fucker is looking very handsome. fuck. i thought i was free of this godforsaken ship. but no. 😣😣😣

i’m sorry, i just can’t stop staring at gauri in the bg and her 100000 watt smile. 😊😊😊

GHAR KI LADKIYAAAAN?!?! EXCUSE ME, EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG IS WITH YOU OBROS. 😒😒😒

oh god i don’t even wanna think about pinky’s reaction at when he comes back with anika again. 😬😬😬

“shivaay ego bhandaar” snort. 😆😆😆

ugh these two cutes. *pushes their faces together to make them kiss* 

lol kahaani bataane ki zaroorat nahi. om’s face is telling pinky everything she needs to know. 😝😝😝

om roasting pinky like it’s his goddamn jobbbbb. 😯😯😯

rudra and gauriiii providing ampleeeeeeee support. 😌😌😌

shivaay, can you first take that goddamn ridiculoussssss fucking bandwaala suit off? how is a girl to have a serious conversation with you looking like that? 😣😣😣

she used “mere liye.” will it be enough to convince him? 😕😕😕

OH HOLY SHIT. HE AGREED. CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. FUCKING FINALLLLLYYYYYY. *falls down weeping* 😭😭😭

ohhhhhhhhhh boy. he’s gonna get it outta omRu??? 😟😟😟

ouffffffff oh pinkyyyyyyyy. 😤😤😤

OH BOY. OH FUCKING HELLLLLLLLLLL. 😧😧😧

damn pinky, you gooooood. 😐😐😐

“is there a problem, anika?” 

yeah. it’s your goddamn mother. 😒😒😒

lmao why’s she LEAVING THE HOUSE to get changed???? 🤔🤔🤔

this boy isn’t gonna fucking let this goooooo. why can’t he just enjoy three minutes of mental peace without fucking his life up? 😣😣😣

khanna! wazzaaaa my man! nice new haircut! 😏😏😏

oh boy, khanna’s ringtone is gonna jog’s shivaay’s memory. 😬😬😬

why did you blank out? coz you added like a quarter kilo of weed into that aloo ki sabji. 😒😒😒

who’s he going to fucking drug this time to get to the truth?? 😗😗😗

please let it be rudra, coz my boy omki really shouldn’t be drugged any more than he has in this last year. please. my man has a drug problem! stop slipping him shit you assholes!!!!!!!!!! 😫😫😫

OK TEJ GET YOUR GRUBBY PAWS OFF MY WIFE OR IMMA COME IN THERE AND CUT YOUR JUNK OFF, BITCH. 😡😡😡

yaaaaaaaaaaaaas my queeeeen. fuckkkk him uppppp. 😈😈😈

god i’m not a fan of jhanvi anymore. she annoys me with her OTT-ness these days. 😒😒😒

lol vikram is mad about his... kinda bruised eye? instead of all the other crap that went down? what a narcissist. 🙄🙄🙄

whyyyy are these two stilllllll freeee AND NOT ARRESTED?? 🤔🤔🤔

LMAOOOOO RAGINI HAS ONE MORE PLAN. 🤣🤣🤣

ok vikram, you’re fucking asking to be punched in the fucking face again. just do it ragini. just do it. 😑😑😑

damn i really love ragini’s outfit. 😊😊😊

WHAT THE FUCK? TWO DAYS HAVE PASSED?????? 😯😯😯

how convenient that this random fucking stranger has seen tej and remembers alllllll the details. 🙄🙄🙄

aaaaaaaaand jhanvi’s managed to teleport to this dhaaba. 😶😶😶

... um. 

so, not just two two shivaays, two two tejs too? 😐😐😐

is ragini breaking shit in vikram’s house? 😗😗😗

OH SHIT. RAGINI NOOOOOOOOOOOO. 😩😩😩

VIKRAM WHAT THE FUCK KICK THE DAMN DOOR IN 😫😫😫

THANKKKKKKKKKK GODDDDDD 😖😖😖

and if vikram is so sane and mentally balanced, why was he coercing anika into marrying him? awaiii, for kicks? 🤔🤔🤔

RAGINI JUST MARRY THIS DUDE. LOOK AT HIM. HE’S TALL. HE’S HOT. HE’S RICHHHHHHHHHH. 😣😣😣

oh god, whyyyyyyyyy is this plotttt still going on?? 😫😫😫

lmaooooo “susegaaaad types” 😆😆😆

WHAT THE FUCK IS A SOUTH INDIAN “DHAABA”??? THAT TOO IN NORTH INDIA? WHO THE FUCK WOULD EVEN GO TO SUCH A PLACE? 😒😒😒

my face at this plot. 😐😐😐

OMG IS THAT... SUNDARI BUA???????????? 😱😱😱

JESUS FUCKING CHRISTTTTTTTTTT HOW THE FUCK DID VIKINI EVEN FIND HERRRRRRRRR 😧😧😧😧

ugh yaaaar, as much as i love ragini, i thought this was the end of this plot, what is this new nonsense nowwww 😫😫😫 

IS THAT SVETLANA AS KAVERI DARLING???????? PLEASE TELL ME IT IS. 😯😯😯

why is a goan suddenly lapsing into ‘muslim butcher from old delhi/lucknow’ accent with the “boti kabab” thing? 🤔🤔🤔

OMFGGGGGGGGGGGG HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT I WAS IN LOVE WITH REYHNA BEFORE THIS?????? THAT WAS NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT I FEEL SEEING HER AS A SOUTH INDIAN. 😍😍😍😍😍😍

ok she looks hot but i am so not here for this BS stereotypical portrayal of south indians. till today, in the 20 something years of my godforsaken life, i have not met ONE woman from ANY of the south indian states who calls her husband SWAMI. for fuck’s sake. I HATE THIS FUCKERY. FUCK. 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

oh shit. he remembers. oh shit oh shit oh shitttttttt. 😬😬😬😬

[lilypadstudies]

questions

I was tagged by @skiesandjournals!

Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people

LAST:

1. Drink: iced tea

2. Phone call: best friend

3. Text message: “cool cool” to my friend making plans

4. Song you listened to: ‘Live and Let Die’ by Guns N Roses

5. Time you cried: two weeks ago

HAVE YOU:

6. Dated someone twice: no

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: no

8. Been cheated on: no

9. Lost someone special: many times

10. Been depressed: of sorts

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: no

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:

12. burgundy

13. mint

14. gold

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made new friends: many!

16. Fallen out of love: sort of?

17. Laughed until you cried: hundreds of times.

18. Found out someone was talking about you: unfortunately, yes.

19. Met someone who changed you: not really

20. Found out who your friends are: YES. big yes. had a lot of revelations last year, lmao.

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: I don’t have Facebook and I haven’t kissed anyone in the past year so double no.

GENERAL:

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: I don’t have Facebook, but I don’t really friend people I don’t know on any social media.

23. Do you have any pets: I have my child, my fat black and white cat named Saga.

24. Do you want to change your name: I used to hate it because I thought it made me sound ‘girly’, but I like it now.

25. What did you do for your last Birthday: went bowling with five of my closest friends! it was dope.

26. What time did you wake up: 9 am.

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: watching ‘Heathers’ with my sister.

28. Name something you can’t wait for: starting the next school year because i get to do art, english, and drama.

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: about an hour ago.

30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: my irregular levels of motivation to do anything - sometimes i will CHARGE out of the door to do something, sometimes i will lay on my ass all day long.

31. What are you listening to right now: Sweatpants by Childish Gambino

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: like, 12 of them.

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: we have guests over at the house and WHOOOOO BOY

34. Most visited websites: tumblr & youtube probably.

LOST QUESTIONS. I JUST PUT IN RANDOM INFO ABOUT ME.

35. Mole/s: i think it’s a mole??? on the right side of my chin 

36. Mark/s: tons of freckles everywhere.

37. Childhood dream: I wanted to be a veterinarian because I adore animals, but I don’t have the guts to be a doctor of any kind so...

38. Hair color: dark blonde.

39. Long or short hair: medium? idk, it’s curly so it just springs up and i can never tell how long it actually is.

40. Do you have a crush on someone: sort of, not really

41. What do you like about yourself: my freckles or my humor

42. Piercings: normal ear piercings and then a second piercing on my left ear

43. Blood type: AB positive.

44. Nickname: Lil, Lil Pill, Lilypad, Lilith, Lilifer (like Lucifer), Lilo (because I call my best friend Stitch), Boo, El, etc. 

45. Relationship status: single

46. Zodiac: sagittarius

47. Pronouns: she/her

48. Favorite TV show: Supernatural

49. Tattoos: none

50. Right or left hand: right

51. Surgery: nope

52. Hair dyed in different color: nope

53. Sport: i hate sport, but i’m not terrible at basketball

54. There is no question. I’m confused.

55. Vacation: am currently on vacation in maine!

56. Pair of trainers: don’t understand the question.

MORE GENERAL:

57. Eating: just finished ice cream (mint choc chip, my fave!)

58. Drinking: iced tea

59. I’m about to: go outside

61. Waiting for: my body to lose weight lmao

62. Want: more makeup

63. Get married: later in life

64. Career: art!! ideally a graphic novelist

65. Hugs or kisses: not sure, hugs probably

66. Lips or eyes: eyes

67. Shorter or taller: taller

68. Older or younger: older

70. Nice arms or nice stomach: nice arms

71. Sensitive or loud: loud

72. Hook up or relationship: relationship

73. Troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker

HAVE YOU EVER:

74. Kissed a Stranger: no

75. Drank hard liquor: yes

76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: no

77. Turned someone down: yes

78. Sex on the first date: no

79. Broken someone’s heart: no

80. Had your heart broken: yes

81. Been arrested: no

82. Cried when someone died: many times

83. Fallen for a friend: no

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

84. Yourself: not often

85. Miracles: no

86. Love at first sight: not really?

87. Santa Claus: no

88. Kiss on the first date: sure

OTHER:

90. Current best friend name: Bliss

91. Eye color: blue/green

92. Favorite movie: WONDER WOMAN

NOW, TAG 20 PEOPLE: @pizzaplanethq (not a studyblr but i love her), @gloomstudy @studywithinspo@studythingsloves @studytherin @academeg @academicsapphic @ghiblischolar@skiesandjournals @gentlestudying @studentsandlattes @badhandwritinggoodstudent@blossom-study @sunnyacademia @endlessbunnystudies @tealovingstudies 

can’t think of more than 16, sorry!