#wholetmewrite2020

[nocturnasnadderaneas]

Tell me when you start playing pokemon arceus, I am really in love with the game, also small spoiler but when Giratina appears? Ooof yeah I would also date Giratina for sure.

oh you fucking got it i will for sure tell you. as soon as I get this damn pc fixed the first thing we will be doing is emulating because you and coffee got me hyped the fuck up for this game!!

[takaraphoenix]

For the ask game, Jasico or Jeyna?

Ah! The ask game from yesterday. That took me a moment. *laughs sheepishly*

But oooh that’s an easy one! I looove Jeyna! Jason and Reyna are such a perfect power couple.

Nico and Jason is... mh, this is a very hard to formulate thing for me, I have different categories of ships. Like, ships I have investment for main pairings and ships I only have investment for side pairings, but then there’s a sub category there too; the ones I’m really invested in like Jeyna and the ones that are more like... neat/easy solutions (often times, those are canon ships). Jason and Nico are a neat and easy solution to make Nico not lonely and sad! Because they are close and I managed to make them work in an OT3 before so I started thinking “why not that for when there’s no Percy for either of them?” and it works. But I don’t really have emotional investment in the ship.

So Jeyna wins! ;)

(And wow that was an awkward, long answer xD)

SEND ME TWO SHIPS AND I’LL TELL YOU WHICH ONE I PREFER!

[dzamie]

For the ask meme "Is okay girl, Im with you" Stromstrid

“It’s okay, girl, I’m with you.”

Stormfly clucked, less uneasy this time, and they both turned to look at the shaking eggs. Suddenly, a tiny horn poked through one, and it cracked. Dragon and rider watched with bated breath as another jab widened the hole, and then a little, scaly head poked through; he had an underbite, a sharp nose-horn, stubby spines, and light blue scales on his upper jaw and head, except for a blonde-yellow streak running from his horn, over his head, and down the back of his neck. He stared at his moms, blinked, then screeched.

“Aww, he’s beautiful,” Astrid said, wincing from the piercing noise as she grabbed a tiny bit of fish for him to eat.

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I’ll leave the details of why Stormfly was gravid up to chance :P

(Send me the first sentence of a fic, and I’ll write the next five!)

[rattyarts]

Since this is apparently the topic of the day, I might as well go through all my Leo asks that have been sitting around!

Questions under cut, mashing ‘em together to reduce the amount of text posts. 

Anonymous said: WE JUST WANT LEO TO BE HAPPY even if he is a mad lad

But... but he kills and tortures people. And is a nasty pissbaby who smells like cigarettes.

Sadly, anon, I have no intention of redeeming this character and will make his life miserable ‘til the day he dies. No mercy for the murder onceler!

In the meantime though, I am very much enjoying the DRASTICALLY different responses people have had to him, and both “i want to mace him with bug spray” and “let me kiss the sexy cartoon bug” are equally good and makes my day.

Anonymous said: His surname is mesquite??? That's adorable oh my god 🥺

Credit goes to @bensiabel-the-wizard​ for that one!

Anonymous said: Leo: *exists* / Anons: time to Bother this Individual

And nothing could make me happier.

starsheepblog said: Leo, probably: "I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to get a check and use cool weapons." Shuck and SB: >:)

Look, if Shuck wants to make friends with someone, no force on earth is going to stop her.

So basically, your average dog.

Anonymous said: can some Buggiemen climb on walls and ceilings? i'm kinda imagining Leo hiding in the corner of the ceiling waiting for a target...

Not entirely sure! Leo can’t, though he’d probably have an easy time pulling off some wall-jumpy parkour stuff as buggiemen don’t weigh very much.

Anonymous said: Does Leo know how to do any Trick-shots with his gun?

Oh, definitely. Dude’s been training to use guns since he was five, he’s got VERY fucking good aim.

Anonymous said: I bet Leo kisses his guns goodnight and puts them in little gun beds every night.

Did Shuck send this ask?

Anonymous said: Oh yeah I definitely wouldn't be attracted to Leo if he were real. I'd probably hate him tbh. But since he's a fictional character and doesnt have any effect on my health or the world I can go ohohogho.. wamt kiss nasty mansquito

Anon, you are valid and I love you

monstoonsart: You could put a cork on his nose to prevent stabbings. & Use his face to open wine bottles.

Asgdfghsgs I approve

Anonymous said: Omg, with the context of that recent comic featuring George and Leo, it makes that other scene where Blanche gave the wings from the mousefly to Leo so much more cruel

Blanche, like many people here, also knows how to push the mosquito man’s buttons. (Also recent comic no longer recent due to this ask being like 2 months old)

wholetmewrite2020 said: So, I'm guessing Leo was happy when Margaret "killed" George

Pretty much the only reason he ended up coming back to work!

Speaking of, while I’ve drawn Leo interacting with pickle-George in the past, I might actually retcon that one. I doooon’t think he knows he’s still alive.

Anonymous said: Insect wings are dead keratin like hair and fairly easy to preserve just by drying. Does Leopold still, um. Have... his wings? I only ask because dang, I'd probably keep 'em, but I'm the kind of weirdo who'd probably ask for my bones if I needed an amputation.

Nope, those went into the trash pretty much right away. There wasn’t anything left but scraps, anyway.

terrycrewslistenstofnafpodcasts said: You know, as much as I know you have already kinda already cemented voices for your characters, but no matter what you do I will always hear leopold’s voice as nick from left 4 dead 2.

Also a good option!

[10blue10]

Introductions

(For @wholetmewrite2020) 

Hiccup was just leaving college when he got a text from his boyfriend. It said ‘want to meat for coffee?’ He grinned to himself and sent back ‘sure. I’ll have the coffee and you have the meat.’ A minute later the reply came. ‘See you at Heather’s cafe’. Then another text. ‘Stupid autocorrect!’ Hiccup sniggered.

He took a bus to the next town over and found his way to Heather’s cafe. Toothless was waiting for him in a booth, with two steak and chips and two coffees. Hiccup pecked him on the cheek and slid into the seat next to him. “More like auto-incorrect, eh? Those darn homonyms” he teased, grinning.

*Words are stupid* agreed Toothless. Dragons used speech-to-text converters  to send messages, but they didn’t always work as planned. The pair chatted about school and the like, then Toothless remarked *I’ve been thinking...we’ve been dating for a while now, and we still haven’t met each other’s parents.*

Hiccup blushed. “Yeah, I - I guess not. Um.” He pressed his lips together.

Dragons didn’t have eyebrows, but Toothless still managed to raise one. *Do your folks actually know you’re dating me?* he asked. Hiccup blushed harder.  

“They know I’m dating a dragon. I just don’t know how to tell them that...” he glanced around, then leaned in close. “That you’re Fury. As in the Fury. I know you like to keep your career and personal life separate. I’d have to remember to call you Fury instead of...your other name” Hiccup explained apologetically.

Toothless gave him a discrete nuzzle. *You don’t have to keep us a secret, love* he assured Hiccup. *If you think your parents can be trusted with it...tell you what. Why don’t we both bring our parents to the cafe this weekend?*

“Okay” his boyfriend agreed, trusting him without question.

/

Stoick and Valka agreed to meet his boyfriend’s parents. Hiccup was nervous. What if something went wrong? He tried to tell himself it wouldn’t go that bad, surely. They were in public. On the other hand that might make things worse.

He started to worry a bit when they pulled up into the car park and found it deserted. Hiccup and his parents went up to the front door of the cafe, only to see a sign that said “closed for private function? Fat lot of good that is!” Stoick blustered. “Are you sure this boyfriend of yours said we were meeting here?”

“I’m positive. Gimme a sec.” Hiccup took his phone out and saw a text from Toothless. It simply said ‘don’t worry it’s open’. He tried the door, and found that it wasn’t locked. “Dad, I think the private function is for us” he realised.

Stoick protested “it can’t be. Who books out a whole cafe for a meet n greet?”

Just then, three sleek black dragons landed in the empty car park. *Hiccup!* the nearest Nightwing warbled eagerly, bounding forwards. He grinned and ran to meet his partner, wrapping his arms around Toothless’ wide shoulders.

“I missed you” said Hiccup, even though it had only been four days. “Did you book the whole cafe just for us?” he asked. “I feel like that’s cheating, bud.”

Toothless rolled his eyes. *It’s not cheating. It’s called a perk. Besides, I thought you’d feel better if we had some privacy* he explained. Hiccup’s heart melted.

“Aww, you’re the best. Oh! Bud, this is my mum and dad. Mum, dad, this is my boyfriend, Toothless” he introduced them both. His parents eyes were wide.

*It’s nice to meet you* declared Toothless, with a polite nod. *This is my sire and dam* he gestured to the other Nightwings. *This is my boyfriend Hiccup.*

His dam replied *it’s nice to meet you, dear. Toothless is always talking about you. My name is Clawless, and this is my mate Fearless* she introduced them.

Valka recovered from her surprise. “It’s good to finally meet you all. I’m Valka, and this is my husband Stoick. We don’t mean to be rude, it’s just that our son didn’t tell us his new beau was famous” she teased, ruffling Hiccup’s hair.

Hiccup blushed. Toothless took pity on him and explained *that’s my fault, Mrs Haddock. ‘Fury’ is my racing name; Hiccup was just trying to keep the secret.*

“Oh, no harm done. Shall we go in?” Valka suggested brightly. They went into the cafe, where Heather greeted them and took their orders. They had steak; rare for the dragons (pretty much raw, really) and medium for the humans. As they were waiting, the adults made idle small talk about their jobs and the like.

At some point Stoick remarked, “I’ll admit, I was taken aback when Hiccup said he was dating a dragon. Seeing as how he used to be scared of ‘em.”

Just when he thought it was going well, Hiccup suddenly felt mortified. “Dad.”

Toothless looked interested. *You were scared of dragons?* he inquired.

“Oh aye, he was terrified. Wasn’t he, Val?”

“When I was three! Please stop.”

Stoick chuckled and went on, “as a wee bairn he was convinced there was a dragon hiding in his closet, wanting to eat him.” Hiccup glared at his father.

*That’s weird* said Toothless. *I don’t remember ever hiding in your closet.*

“Why would it be you in my” - Hiccup began to ask, and then it dawned on him. “No! Bad dragon!” He swatted Toothless’ nose. “Not in front of them!”

A moment later, their parents got the joke as well and laughed. “He grew out of it, of course” remarked Valka. “I made him a stuffed toy dragon - a Spiketail, I think it was - and told him it would protect him from the scary dragons. You still have that toy, don’t you?” she asked Hiccup mildly. “All tucked up in your” -

“No I don’t!” he said quickly. “I mean, I do, but it’s not - it’s in my closet.”

*You know, if you need a dragon to protect you from the scary ones, I can do that* offered Toothless. *You should keep the toy, though. It sounds adorable.*

Hiccup was still blushing, but smiling as well. “This is the part where you tell me you used to be scared of humans to make me feel better” he prompted.

*Oh, please. Why would I be scared of one of you squidgy meat sacks?*

“Oi! Who are you calling a squidgy meat sack?”

Before her son could respond, Clawless remarked *no, but he did use to be scared of flying when he was little.* Toothless growled slightly, but she ignored him. *I took him for a flight when he was a hatchling, just a glide, you know - and he got out of his harness and jumped off my back because he thought the clouds were a fluffy bed* she explained. Hiccup snickered. Toothless whined.

“You caught him though, right?”

*Oh yes, right away* she nodded, *but he didn’t want to go for another flight for ages after that. Oh, don’t pout* Clawless told her son, who rolled his eyes.

Their parents continued to chat. Hiccup and Toothless shared a resigned sigh; they were glad everyone was getting along, of course. They just didn’t expect their parents to get along this well. Maybe they hadn’t thought this through....

[wholetmewrite2020]

I love how antis just are so on edge they accuse everything and everybody of something when in fact, has 0 to do with it. 

I dont know who the hell the B stands for but god its disgusting that you ship anyone with Dib. Thats a whole ass child, freak. Wanted to follow for the Pokemon content but you're out here shipping whatever the fuck badr is. Dont fucking ship the kids with irkens jesus christ

HUH????? BADR IS MY NAME ITS A NAME IN ARABIC I DON’T EVEN WATCH ZIM DUGDHBCHBVHJVFH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON

[the-great-nome-authority]

@wholetmewrite2020 awn thanks dear you're very sweet

[nocturnasnadderaneas]

the question marks are "maybes" and "sometimes under the right circumstances"

tagging, @10blue10 @wholetmewrite2020 @dzamie @coffee-and-cake @skysworne @linadoonofficial @wardenaristraith

👀

[nocturnasnadderaneas]

Im curious, why is gen 6 your favourite generation of pokemon? Mine is 7 so is not like I'm coming from a genwunner perspective, but I'm curious how come this is your favourite

literally just lore. like the lore is literally holding up that game for me, i don’t think i would like it otherwise. uhhh okay, so what i mean is,

mega evolution, and the legendaries have me completely hooked, both line and sinker.

mega evolution, the concept of certain pokemon being able to evolve even further with the help of the incredible bond they have with their trainer absolutely fucking fascinates me. i fully admit that from a gameplay prospective mega evolution is a gimmick, but to me it’s a good gimmick. it completely fits into the larger world of pokemon and i’m deeply saddened that they aren’t going to continue with it.

now the aura trio, xerneas, yveltal, and zygarde. life, death, and earth, respectively. that alone gets me going. xerneas represents life in the pokemon universe, all the while looking like the most graceful mythological creature i have ever had the pleasure of seeing in a pokemon game. as the legendary of life, he has the power to bestow eternal life onto those he chooses and revive those who are unfortunate to encounter yveltal’s petrification. also the best fairy type legendary in my opinion. yveltal, despite being labeled as the ““destruction pokemon”” is the legendary of death, and looks like the coolest fucking bird of prey thing shaped into a y. that only makes him my favorite to be honest.

believe it or not, i didn’t think i would like zygarde. at the time the forms were a lot for me, and he ultimately did not get the time and attention he deserved. but he himself, being earth or whatever the in-universe equivalent of it, and the protector of it make him the perfect third in this trio and i’ve come to love him, as well.

also fairy typing, we sorely needed it and despite my more rougher tastes i do like it as a type.

welp, those are the biggest reasons i love gen 6 lmao, sorry it took me so long to answer this, you know how i am, unfortunately.

[nocturnasnadderaneas]

Talking about toothcup and kinky, but honestly, Hiccup needs to ride Toothless, like joke aside of him being a dragon rider, just imagine him bouncing in Toothless's cock, getting deeper and deeper each time until he is milking Toothless dry.

oh yes. 💕

[dzamie]

@wholetmewrite2020 @wardenaristraith Hiccup finding out that Toothless has another bliss spot inside his belly

Preds that are just so weak to belly rubs

Preds that when they get belly rubs just collapse like helpless puppies as their prey relishes in the power they have

you know, like Toothless in this scene

[nocturnasnadderaneas]

I have a rat terrier, and another one who is mix of jack rusell and Cavalier King Charles Spaniel

rat terrier, absolute powerhouse and one of the best pest exterminators known to man. they get in!

for some reason i’ve never met a jack russell/cavalier king charles spaniel mix before, but a dog of that mix gets in because it sounds like one that can be possibly disastrous in a very funny way to me.

in! in! in!

send me a dog breed or mix, and i’ll tell you if you’re in or not.

[nocturnasnadderaneas]

For the fandom ask, HTTYD!

aight, here we go!

the first character i ever fell in love with: taking a trip down memory lane, i can tell you that the first character i fell in love with was toothless.

a character that i used to love/like, but now do not: okay so, i guess stoick fits here? in the beginning i hated him, and then i tried to start seeing his point of view on things and give him a break...but nowadays i just...can't? i mean the shit he says to hiccup is shit i literally fight my own parents over.

a ship that i used to love/like, but now do not: stalka, i guess? i just kinda fell out of love with it.

my ultimate favorite character™: stormfly!

prettiest character: stormfly!!!

my most hated character: the light fury tbh. astrid may not stir any emotion within me but i truly wish the light fury didn't exist.

my OTP: toothcup, babes. y'all know what i'm about.

my NOTP: hiccstrid. i literally cannot with that ship. i couldn't do it if you paid me to.

favorite episode: uuummm. hm. i haven't watched the tv series so i'm gonna go with movie. favorite movie is httyd 1.

saddest death: valka's bewilderbeast. death of a true king, damn.

favorite season: again, haven't watched the tv series, so I'm just go with movie era. httyd 1, gotnf, and all the other shorts we're amazing.

least favorite season: the thw era. thw and homecoming were ass let's not lie here.

character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate: i don't...hate astrid. i don't. i just can't get into her character no matter what i do.

my ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave: snotlout, probably. boy gets on my nerves but he's still good.

my ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave: ruffnut baby i love youuuuu.

my ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship: none. i don't feel shame when it comes to shipping.

my ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship: heathstrid. they're cool but i'm not obsessed with them.

send me a fandom and i'll tell you...

[takaraphoenix]

Hey! Sorry to bother you, but if I could ask, in which fic Thea is born? Some years ago I remember your fic where Piper and Annabeth wake up and Thea is already there, and I want to read that again; but it is not mentioned in your fic's timeline and while I try, it has been a little difficult to find that fic when you have more than 600 of those. So if is not so much a problem, what is the name of the fic?

No bother at all!

Thea’s born during A Very Half-Blood Marriage, specifically chapter 8 which was edicated to Pipabeth and their first daugther. ^^

[nocturnasnadderaneas]

Okay, a bit more of a challenge: FMK, Toothless, Hiccup, Astrid (I know you don't care for her but I didn't think of anybody else to complete the trio)

SHIT THIS IS KINDA HARD.

fuck: hiccup

marry: toothless

keep safe: astrid

>:)

[nocturnasnadderaneas]

whats your favourite meat, then?

i love all meat, except seafood! 💓🥩🍖