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#been a solid minute since I posted#welcome back to memes only I find funny#solangelo#will solace#tsats#nico di angelo#also lowkey kinda funny that will was on the verge of death the whole book and he still managed to take L after L from everyone#Tripped after being told to be careful#Coffee spilled on him after reassuring Nico the subway was awesome#summoning a mini army of birds and dogs when he tried to take a silly walk#cheese hat and shoelace soup after traumatizing nightmares#nearly knocked into The Abyss#hit in the face by his sun globe#like damn honestly i would also be pissed and cranky#how could i forget when he tried to speak trog and accidentally said he was going to eat them#and losing the oars to the canoe trying to build nico a cute minecraft house#i can't stay anything because im like this on a daily basis. i feel for both our boyfriends
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nnnnnnnnnnnnno maa'am
#my want to draw traditionally literally split me open for the past week and leaves me literally depressed i'm so serious i can't even look -#- @ my art programs without wanting to throw up omfg should;ve never picked up those pencils#but it's ok i just needed a nap#something so relatable about them i think nelvas has something in it for everyone meanwhile eltl is secluded art museum.#it's very possible to walk around in neloth's and talvas' brains but eltl is off limits. they will NOT! get no drawings like this outta me#wtf r they thinking ........#< eltl not nelvas#something nobody on dis earth can understand ..........#talvas wants to live he likes living but neloth's presence is so strong that it overrides and deletes his will to live.#bruuuuuuuuh#i bet the feeling of neloff is in everything he does if they ever part ways he won't be able to fold clothes or anythign without wanting -#- 2 cry . for what reason . idk bc neloth once yelled at him for folding clothes like shit .what am i on rn#(talvas thoughts mode) I want this old man to hug meeee😢😢😢#NELOFF DO IT and smash him too before i do it first .#me and neloth are the same person tho so it doesn;t matter but w/e#i'm getting emotional over them right now this cannot be real#i love her .... (Skyr1m)#i opened the game for .5 minutes today to take pics of a character uight what a beautiful game.#Te/s having such extensive lore ruins the whole entire game and the franchise but whatever . skyr1m is an art piece that's just how i feel#also this might be a very hard pill to swallow for some people but t*lvas is literally a kin Vessel for young women that keep getting -#- hit on by men twice or thrice their age when they're just trying to live their life .#this feels so profound to me i need dis shit inmy discord bio right NOEW.#Talvas................................#(eyes watering) (holding palm out)#suicide //#just in case but this tag would've gone crazy with my drawings of ulfr*c from late 2022 where i drew him with slit wrists. very artsay#is it not. i didn't like neither of those drawings tho i need to revisit cus i can feel ulfr*c on a diffaraaant level#when will i run out of tags. the way you can tell i just LUH talvas look at me drawing his hair in that second pic ��BRU#look at me also trying to replicate pencils digitally in the first.. hmmm i don't hate it#at least it soothes me and i don't have pencil withdrawal
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If 7-11 is open 24 hours, why are there locks on their doors?
He doesn’t seem to know what a 7-11 is, but looks concerned why you’d be curious about their security systems.
#asks#anon#chilchuck#chilchuck tims#chilchuck dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#chat bullies chilchuck#chat transforms chilchuck#catchuck#ooc: fun fact google wouldn’t give me anything good to use for this one#so i tired tumblrs gif search instead#and there’s so man black cat stim boards out there#that half the gifs were just stims#so i ended up staring at those for a good 30 minutes#also salem gifs from sabrina#i could’ve had him talking like salem this whole time lol#could you imagine if he could talk right now??? he’d be PISSED#but also i think the idea of people STILL walking up to him an asking weird questions#while he’s been TURNED INTO A CAT#is very funny to me lol
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pregame welcome package of mustamakkara!!! thats what i call spoiling the boys!!!
2024 nhl global series finland game 1 | 11.1.24 (x)(x)
#aleksander barkov#jesper boqvist#aaron ekblad#sam bennett#jonah gadjovich#sam reinhart#niko mikkola#anton lundell#eetu luostarinen#sergei bobrovsky#florida panthers#2425#i saw the trans as “black sausage” (not seeing the pic yet) and went because it probably comes from a breed of pig thats black-#oh! morcilla! ←boy spoiled with asado his whole life and does not know the eng word and has just learned its called a blood sausage#ya learn something new everyday#a morcilla for your thoughts?#crying at ekky patiently waiting behind luosty for the dressing despite the fact#theres a whole table of em and luosty hands it to him like “here you go”#you know when you go to someone's favourite restaurant especially if it has their cultural foods youre so out of your element#you just sit and watch how they eat the food what dressings they use if they eat it with their hands or utensils and then just mimic them#it really reads like that. like ekky was just quietly watching how luosty eats it.#because he rocks forward to sidle closer. makes eye contact with the camera. smirks.#then rocks backwards and leans away like hes trying to avoid it by using luostys body. and then walks off the minute he can.#well anyways all the finns are thriving in this#mikksy finally doesnt run away from the camera!!!! (but you can see it in his eyes)
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my princess nonsense is being encouraged watch ouyt imabout to be eneaabled
OK WHATF ATHAT'S SO CUTE I HAD TO MAKE IT i know realistically there's little to no chance that rei DOESN'T know how to work heels 🤣 BUT IMAGINE.....ING.... YAKUMO GENTLY GUIDING REI IN HEELS, WEEKS BEFORE THE BIG GALA AND HAVING NONE OF HIS NORMAL FEAR OF PHYSICAL TOUCH BC HIS [TEACHER MODE] IS OVERRIDING HIS INSECURITY
#rei looking directly at the camera like why are you subjecting me to this. i do not need any of this. i know how to do it#rei wearing stilettos the size of your head so he becomes ur very tall bird goth gf#you know how yakumo gets when he instructs someone on how to cook something#he becomes confident and just tells ppl how to do stuff without his usual amount of stutter and secondguessing#i'm gonna pretend that after his stiletto training in misty vale he gains a TINY MOLECULE of confidence due to experience#like [i can help you if you've never done it before?]#honestly i can't imagine this scenario happening because i am so SURE that rei can walk in heels HAHAHA even tho nothing has proven that#SOMETHING COME PROVE ME WRONG SO MY DELUSIONS CAN SLIDE CLOSER TO POSSIBILITY#anyway even if rei didn't know how to wear heels#would he ever mention it? would yakumo ever learn of it?#rei would probably be all . i don't need to wear heels. they can't even see them under the dress. i'll wear my practical shoes#but if he can't get away with that and will be forced to wear heels at the party...#maybe he'll go [meh. i'll figure it out] and just not wear them until the day of the dance#at which point his feet will hurt after 20 minutes and for the whole night he takes any chance to sit down#rei can be frequently spotted on SOME surface SOMEWHERE in the palace. sitting all splayed out and uncaring of propriety#because he is in PAIN and these shoes are STUPID and why do people wear them for ANYTHING . Royals are so IMPRACTICAL#yakumo keeps trying to avoid heels for the dance because he doesn't want to be any taller than he already is#i bet there's a full convo about it between him and eiden#eiden trying to reassure him that if he wants to wear heels then he shouldn't let others' perception stop him from doing so#but if he genuinely doesn't want to wear them then that's ok too#eiden craning his neck up at yakumo in heels like you're my pretty princess 1-2 heads taller than me your height doesn't matter 🥰#i'm now torn. yakumo and rei both wearing heels now? in order to stay at similar heights?#or. rei starting out with heels. getting tired of them. going barefoot for the rest of the night lol#yakumo and rei still dancing in their ballgowns together but a much shorter rei leads a yakumo in heels#yes. yes this is the vision#yakurei#replies#nu carnival yakumo#nu carnival rei
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goggle red
#goggle v#sentai#akama moments from the movie 😌😌#wanna know something really fucking funny about the movie????#they have literally 2 out-of-suit scenes. for a total of a little over 3 minutes of the run time#(it was like this in the show too)#(you could go a whole episode not seeing a face actor until the obligatory walk towards the camera ending shot)#THAT BEING SAID i do think the hospital scene does a really good job showing off each characters personality#and the movie as a whole also nicely shows why akama is in charge over kuroda#kijima/miki are niave (negative) but their hearts are very much in the right place (positive)#aoyama fancies himself a little wiser but he's easily swayed#kuroda is clued in (positive) but it leaves him a lil cold and cynical (negative)#but then akama gets both positive traits because he's perfect and i love him#this is all consistant and reinforced throughout the show as well and like yeah sure the characterization is simple but its effective#wow had a lot of goggle v thoughts to get out apparently#and very few of them were about akama whoops
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one thing i didn't expect from this update was old man yaoi, but old man yaoi i got
#warframe#warframe whispers in the walls#whispers in the walls#whispers in the walls spoilers#warframe loid#wait whats human loids tag#because#loid is already yknow loid#with otak scratched into his back#i hope this turns into a human nigel situation if youve seen that tweet#anyway mans wakes up from his short coma and within the first minute i realise him and jotaro entrati are like 200% fucking#(me and my friends call albrecht jotaro because of his jotaro-like drip)#there was some '🏳️🌈🤨?' in the cutscene with the fuckin wiping away his tear extremely gently#but there was still some wiggle room yknow#but my mans walks out of his time travel coffin and calls a mf 'my Albrecht'#there is not a singular heterosexual under the sun that would call someone of the same gender 'my' in that fucking tone of voice#in short:#there is was and will be no heterosexual explanation for all of that#by all of that i mean the whole quest
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Someone help him he’s been stuck like this for hours
OC: Micah (he/it)
#Ryder comes over and just clicks the button kisses his forehead and walks away#Lucia makes him press it by holding his finger and forcing him and he has a whole crisis about it#Evan verbally berates him for 10 minutes until Micah manages to push it just to spite him#my shit#my art#my characters#Micah#therefore i kill
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When people think they can “only” talk to me for an hour:
#once you enter my extrovert conversational vortex you will never want to escape#I just know this is what happens to Saikī when he goes out for dessert with Aiura#he's like [I'm going to be in there for 20 minutes max] and 4 hours later Aiura's like “aww this was so fun but I RLY gotta go babe ttyl!!”#and he looks at his watch like [WHAT] and he's been talking with her the whole time and spilled his guts for at least 90 minutes#he's tired after but getting out his feelings felt good. cathartic. afterwards he sleeps better than he has in ages.#the next time she invites him out he tells himself he'll give her an hour at most.#but after the coffee jelly she mentions how it's such a beautiful day outside so they go walk in the park for a bit.#at dusk she asks for him to walk her home and he realizes it's been 7 hours.#she kisses his cheek and says her goodbyes and he realizes he would have happily stayed a few more hours with her
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In other news guess who got followed by a strange man today 🤩
Everybody say thank you to the random guy who helped me by scaring the creep away by simply being a man and walking with me till I got out from the subbies/underpass thingy area🥰
#it was actually so terrifying the guy followed me onto the bus then sat behind me and stared at me the whole time and then when we got to#the road close to my stop I was like fuck he’s gonna follow me off isn’t he#time to pull out the tricks#so I press the stop button and walk down and hide behind the corner the stairs cover#then he comes down and goes to sit cos he saw that I tricked him and stayed on the bus#so the minute he sits I squeeze past and get off a stop before I need to#then he waits till the last second then gets up and off the bus after me#except at this stop the only way for me to get home is through a secluded corner road or the subway (under the motorway idk what it’s called#basically big open section under two roads with tunnels leading out to different roads#so I walk down quicker hoping he won’t see where I went or I can go out the next side fast enough he’ll think I went into another#of the tunnel thingies#but then I see him pop up#there was a guy ahead of me who’s about 25-35 so I walk up to him and quickly explain then THE SECOND THE CREEP SEES ME WALKING WITH#A MAN HE RUNS OUT THE WAY HE CAME IN#so random man you may have actually saved my life🫡#he was so nice about it too and walked me out till I was by the main road
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aoki deserves a billion and one knives to the organs but tbh if i showed up to the husband of my ex's ceremony Of Which Was The Same Guy Who Made Me Look Like A Jackass On My Birthday and she was like 'wow youre so charming and sophisticated' after i overheard her calling me a creep and a weirdo On My Birthday i think i wouldve killed myself on the spot in front of everyone so good on him for not doing that I Guess
#snap chats#he didnt know it was his own birthday but anyways#PLEAAAASSSEE LIKE THE SELF RESTRAINT#PERCEIVED ex anyway. dont think they ever actually dated so its even worse vjeLKVEJ#like aoki is a big baby bitch but he really is a master of his craft of not looking insane /immediately/ after something goes wrong#give him five minutes but for a solid 4:59 minutes he'll be fine#perks of being a politician ig idk do they teach you that as a political science major. idfk that nerd shit im into human resources#i have to make a comic of that whole thing at some point its so funny to imagine#but no i was thinking about how i wanted to take cosplay pics at some point cause thats a thing i can do i realize#and i wanted to make the aoki caption a joke about aoki shooting himself over yumeno and i remembered this shit ajrGALKEJRLGKJ#moving on i just came in from a walk and dawg its too hot out i brought my umbrella#i mustive looked insane to the mailman tho cause the route i took meant i walked past the mail truck Twice#so sorry if you saw some weirdo with a frilly black umbrella walkin his dog. in the glitteriest crocs around#very confusing to see but not unreasonable i dont think#anyways im sweaty im eating ice cream now#i cant have sweets around me its so bad i eat it all in a sitting
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home from work
#if I speak…#one of the girls walked out yesterday#the best worker we have is on the verge of blowing up on this bitch’s leaders bc since he can do everything quick and efficiently already#they’re putting 3 to 4 ppl’s workloads on him to see how far they can extend his worth and then they’re over his shoulder the whole time#micromanaging him so today he almost lost it and was literally walking around mumbling about his disrespectful they all are (facts)#and how if they don’t think he’s doing it right then they can do it and I know for a fact one of the ladies heard him#bc he wasn’t even trying to hide it at this point and like this dude is cool he has a lot of patience and helps out any way he can#so if HE’S on the brink of snapping then the rest of us don’t stand a chance LMFAO#anyways today was a fucking mess those leaders know nothing about our store yet so they have us making less than what we need until we need#it so we get behind constantly and they made prep a disaster bc again they think they can just prep a bunch of stuff in the morning#and it’ll last the whole day and yes that works in theory but the reality of the situation is every day is different and today#we sold double what we did yesterday so they had to move me to prep to fix their mistakes bc we were running out of stuff 4 hours in lmfao#and I’m the only one left who knows how to do everything on prep bc the other girls had never done it before#we’re supposed to prep 20 mac n cheese trays in the morning for the whole day#we open lunch at 10:30 tell me why I go into the cooler at 12 put more in the oven and there’s only 5 left#it’s been less than 2 HOURS and you’re already running out of macs which means those idiots prepped barely anything just to try and save mo#*money to cut down waste but that gag if you’re losing money bc now you’re short on everything and customers are leaving bc they’re having#to wait a long time for their food#and macs take 40 minutes to cool LMFAO#I get over there they’re out of parfaits they’re out of fruit cups they’re out of kale salads the front is coming in and having to take#stuff as I make it bc they keep getting orders and it’s all just a fucking mess#I have to make a custom wrap and what happens?? those morons didn’t pull the flatbreads out of the freezer like they’re supposed to every#night so now we have no flatbread and I had to run back there and put them in the warming drawer to defrost and we lost an order bc I had#nothing to make the wraps with <3#I go back there to get more cold chicken SPOILER ALERT they didn’t have anyone make any this morning so now there’s no chicken for the wrap#and salad and it has to be grilled and then chilled for 2 FUCKING HOURS before it can be used#they’re a fucking disaster like 😭#was the store perfect before?? ofc not but it ran quickly and efficiently as it should and now it’s literally just a mess#this bitch hasn’t even owned it for a full week yet and has already fucked it all up#womp womp!!!!!!
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accidentally got a full grown man, drunk off his ass, to run with his tail between his legs a couple weeks ago
he was in the military
it was really funny
Guy: *runs through our lobby at 1am drunk and hits a trash can knocking it over*
My coworker and me run out from behind the back office*
My coworker: *in her mom voice* “Come back here and pick this up RIGHT NOW”
Me at the same time: *In my older sibling voice* “GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE NOW!”
Guy: *jumping into the elevator screaming* “closed the doors-closerthedoorsHURRY”
#He had to come back down a few minutes later cause he couldn’t figure out how to open his door#he apologized the whole time i took for me to walk up to his room with him
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#hi does anyone know how to dl a video off veeps?#apparently the UAs aren't going to post Liam's whole thing from today even though it was only like 7 minutes long#presumably because the part that's him talking and stuff has a brief shot of him walking with bear🙃#jfc 🙄#because ofc it's more important to not show that then to support his actual content#or let people see what he's saying about his songwriting and upcoming album#I'm sorry HOW is this being a fan again????#like I don't believe in telling people they're being a fan wrong do whatever you want..but also that is being a fan wrong lol what the HELL
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scare the hoes more and keep yapping about ekky (& others) getting used to maffhew, it delights me. and say even more about how sasha handles this feral and sweet omega that gets dropped into his orbit. smth smth “feels like i’ve known him 10 years” or whatever vows sasha recited to the press, cameras, and god
apparently we are taking more tumblr user ratatatastic abo yap thoughts for 500 may god hear our screams up wherever he is. big man in the sky you fuckin owe me one.
i think theres so much in particular to say in concerns of 1619 and how quickly they gelled irl but even more so in an abo au
ive always enjoyed when people assign matthew stronger scents that take getting used to if you don't like it already and i know ive read a fic where his scent notes did skew towards stronger cinnamon foods/drinks
anyways on that note it wouldnt surprise me that sasha takes so easy to this spicy little omega.
Like of course he does, he smells like the pastries he used to eat back at home, the pastries he eats now because he's found an established Finnish bakery down here that makes them homemade every morning, the bakery he likes to frequent with the other Finns when he can.
Is it ever a wonder that the cute omega that sent him such a terribly sweet text when the trade news broke out (you know, after the initial excitement worn off because Sasha does chuckle at memory of the brash "Fucking, right!" that pinged on his phone the very first time from an unknown number) smells like... home... No matter all the rumours that have swirled around Matthew, the rumours Sasha has personally experienced himself playing against him...he smells nostalgic. Like Sasha could be at home right now—you know, home home—lounging outside his cottage with tea and pastries on the little table that he's set out. The warm cinnamon that wafts from the typically sterile room they've assigned for pressers smells divine, for lack of a better word. It smells indulgent. Because Sasha can't have those homely pastries all the time, what, with his training regiment.
It's why he doesn't quite believe it that Matthew's the one that's the centre of it all. He's absolutely convinced he's hallucinating because the season is about to start and he's had to cut back on all his favourite sweets as much as it pains him to but for the betterment of the team? He'd do anything. And yet despite the way he rubs at his nose to at least try to clear it, he smells that cinnamon. That cinnamon that's definitely coming from new omega they traded over who's laughing so obnoxiously at the lectern they have set up that if his scent didn't catch your attention, his loud mannerisms certainly did. His voice is practically bouncing off the walls in big loud echoes that should hurt Sasha’s ears. Emphasis on should. As it is he finds his heart melting more than it should instead.
It's been quite a long time since someone's scent has moved him this much. All the people that have, have been in his life for so long he's forgotten what it's like to feel instant scent compatibility. His nostrils are flaring and he's trying his best not to open his mouth to huff in big gulps of it because it's rather impolite to be so obviously scenting the new guy. It could be misconstrued as Sasha taking offence to the new presence in the room.
Some part of his brain is still trying to catch up to the idea that Matthew even smells at all because the first time he met him (down here for some joint offseason ice-time) he didn't particularly smell like much, if at all really. Whether it's because he put on blockers to not intrude on pack territory until he smelled more like them, or he was still on suppressants even in the summer, Sasha wasn't sure and he definitely wasn't going to ask about it.
Known him for 10 years? He feels like he's known him his whole life. But 10's a safe number, 10's a number that won't scare off this new omega, right? 10's a number that conveys "As Captain I want this to work out, I'm opening up my pack for you, I won't shun you, you're welcome here," and not "If I stick my nose in your neck right now to scent you, they're gonna have to forcibly evict me from the new home I've found in you, and it's not gonna be a pretty outcome."
It's also why he's a little nervous when Media Day is over because despite how much it dragged along in years past it practically blitzed by and now Sasha has to—
You know, properly scent the new addition. Give them the purring acceptance of their Pack leader's scent to carry with them. And it's nothing big, it's just some chaste wrist rubbing... something subtle and not too overwhelming for everyone: the pack, and the newcomer alike. It's not like Sasha is going to mouth at Matthew's neck glands. He doesn't think he can even handle that right now but that's a problem for future Sasha—for when Matthew is really part of the pack and not like a goldfish in a plastic bag being dunked into an aquarium to get used to the water temperature. He just has to rub his wrist against his, it's like basic Alpha etiquette. It'll be fine, mostly. He hopes.
And it's as anticlimactic as he thought it'd be: gentle reintroductions and reignited chatter of excitement about the new season that's about to start... maybe just with the new lingering scent of sweet and spice in the background as if someone lit up a candle without Sasha even noticing it. It's a struggle to keep his eyes from closing from how heavy they feel, from how relaxed he feels in the presence of this new omega he knows has pissed him off on several occasions as composed as he was about it.
Matthew presents his wrist in a flourish successfully managing to divert his attention back to what they're supposed to be doing all alone like this in the dressing room like this, "I'm sure you've been dying to do this huh, Cap?"
Sweat starts to break out at the back of his neck. He knows? Sasha doesn't think he's been sending off any signals that could've hinted otherwise but Sasha admits that he's well out of practise, he hasn't had to reign in his scent this much in such a long time, and maybe Matthew picked up his weird fixation—
Matthew waggles his eyebrows for extra effect an offbeat later when the joke doesn't seem to land the way he wanted it to.
Oh, thank Christ, he's just teasing him. It's a joke. He doesn't actually mean it in the way Sasha thought he meant.
"Yes. Yes, I have," Sasha chuckles in relief, shaking his head at Matthew's attempt to lighten the mood.
"10 years, or so I've heard, bud."
"You heard? Uh, listened to the..." he trails off.
"Kinda hard not to when the setup made it sound like you were in the middle of the Earth, my guy. I don't think my ears are ever gonna recover from that."
"It's the first day for everyone," Sasha lightly chastises, not particularly aggrieved at all but wanting to keep up the banter to stall for time, so he can prepare himself. Quite honestly he feels like travelled back in time to the young anxious Alpha he was breaking out into the league for the first time.
"Be gentle, I bruise easily."
"Right, gentle. I'll treat you better than my clothes on the delicate cycle."
"Is that supposed to be a line?" Matthew says in glee, his voice pitching into incredulity.
"Line like fishing?"
"Oh, come on! You know what I'm talking about! You've been in this country long enough to pick up on that!"
"Yes, yes, that."
Matthew shoves at his shoulder playfully. "Just go on and do the thing already."
"Doing the thing."
Matthew snorts but his wrist is limp in Sasha’s hold. And as much as it was a dumb joke he does feel delicate between his fingers like that. So delicate that when he rubs his own wrist against his—to transfer over their pack scent—he feels like he's going to break it if he holds onto it for too long. It's why he drops it as quick as he took it, hands scrambling to his sides in an effort to remain polite but also to get a handle on himself so his pheromones don't go haywire with the new stimulus. It's a bit of a losing battle because he knows his scent just. But he can play it off as the excitement of an Alpha being able to claim another member to his pack, it's a possessive kind of thing.
"Well, see you around! Call it a hunch but I have a feeling we'll be seeing more of each other." And the joke wasn't funny the first time, truly the equivalent of leaning on the office fax machine and going "You come here often?" to your coworkers who just want to get their work done—and just as sleazy too with the greasy grin Matthew has permanently stuck to his face but Sasha still laughs like he did the first time he heard it.
And it's only now that Matthew is gone that Sasha realises the room smells strongly of cinnamon, so potent that anyone with a working nose would be able to tell that. Like Matthew was doing his best to ease Sasha’s obvious nerves when Sasha should've been the one to calm the omega who's been uprooted from their own pack and thrown into a completely new environment, himself.
"Jesus, it reeks in here. Smells like cinnamon," Aaron wrinkles his nose, wandering back in after his own media duties were done, finding Sasha all alone in the locker rooms.
"It does?" Like he can't tell the room smells like the equivalent of someone knocking over a Yankee Candle into an open fire.
"Yeah, like an awful lot." Aaron scrunching up his nose, trying to fight off an incoming sneeze. "It's strong," he says without thinking, swallows before his eyes shift over to Sasha and then to the floor, "Not bad just... strong..." The I can get used to it is left unspoken between them.
"I like it," Sasha admits because if Aaron is confessing to things without thinking then he might as well too. They've known each other long enough.
"I can tell." Aaron snorts, "You reek too."
Sasha lets out a questioning little noise, tilts his head to the side as he silently urges Aaron to continue.
"You have no idea what cinnamon and cardamom smell like together, do you? I feel like I walked into a bakery when I should be at the gym right now."
"Is that bad?"
"For you? No, of course not," Aaron's eyes soften, and while his scent wasn't anywhere close to abrasive, it does lighten up just a tad bit in the presence of his pack Alpha. "For me? I'd rather dunk my head in a bucket of coffee beans." A bit of an exaggeration on Aaron's part but the wry grin he has on really adds to the fact he's just joking—just a little, maybe there's some truth hidden in there. He knows how Aaron is, the way he tries to downplay anytime he bristles about something. Peace and vibes, and all that.
So Sasha can joke as well, "Forsy's stall is over there," and motions his head towards it across the room.
"Oh, hilarious."
"If I was funny I would say jock."
"You know, what? I think I will hit the gym today, thanks for reminding me."
"Mmm, anytime." And when Aaron's half out the door he adds, "Ask the staff where they put the jerseys we used today!"
"I'm going! To the gym!" he echoes back, not bothering to turn around as he shuffles down the hall in a hurry, and decidedly not going in the direction of the gym. It's not surprising when he hears chatter pick up and shoes scuffing briskly into the direction of the laundry rooms.
#ask#instead of actually writing the things i wanted to get done i did this instead thanks guys#not to “controversially new hot younger girlfriend” maffhew but im gonna#timeline here doesnt make sense like quote wise so like you know#chat... matthew was not joking when he said well be seeing more of each other#he was fully intending to sit on that knot the first time he saw sasha#sasha is just dumb#god can you just imagine the ways in which maffhew would drive this nice polite alpha absolutely insane#can you imagine the way sasha accidently brushes his hand across the back of his neck because hes trying to wrap an arm around his shoulder#in camaraderie and sasha is so apologetic about it because dynamic classes in finland are intense and hes so remorseful about it#and then in the midst of all that maffhew just turns into this little purr machine and sasha is like oh i think i touched a button i should#not have touched at all oh god oh fuck#and maffhews like mmm? whyd you stop#pan to sasha silently freaking out#not to say sasha doesnt enjoy scruffing his omegas because they love it but he hasnt met one who enjoys it as much as maffhew does#and it kinda fucks him up#also speaking to ekky getting used to maffhews scent like oh boy i can see sooooo many ways that can go down like maffhew is respectful#of ekkys boundaries but also at some point ekky has had enough time to mope and for lack of a better word he does need to grow up#which is why maffhew starts off subtly you know standing on the dman side of the lockers for a few minutes. chatting up the guys over there#before ekky walks in you know leave a ghost of his scent around. its not strong and its not offensive but it certainly is there#eventually he just full on starts chucking his dirty socks at ekky after games#going oops sorry missed the bin didnt mean to snipe you (he absolutely did. he gets extra points if he hits ekkys face!)#sometimes a stray jersey too. if he really wants to make ekky mad he will just slingshot his biohazard-in-training-jock over.#i also think when ekky gets the yips when he starts pacing a little harder than usual when his chuckles turn a little too nervous#maffhew has enough and just like a worried hen of a men just manhandles ekky around in his arms and shoves at him till he puts his nose#in his neck and ekkys arguing the whole time like this isnt necessary im fine-#and matthews like right im sure thats why your teeth are chattering worse than a fucking woodchipper eh?#ekky cant really reply to that and maffhew tells him to just shut up and start sniffing#and it does help and he hates that he admits maffhew was right that he just needed to be clucked over by another omega#opening yapdoras box the lot of you. utterly awful. I HAVE THINGS TO DOOOOOOOOOOOO
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do you think LA Knight is gonna be able to look us in the eye tonight
#he sits out in the parking lot for 45 minutes trying to hype himself up#not sure how likely it is but i would really love for this to send him spiraling into full loser mode#he dropped his belt on the ground bc he was scared. how's he supposed to YEAH at a time like this#la knight#he gives a whole promo with the sunglasses on and when he turns his head you can see his eyes are red from crying#maybe he'll insert himself into an unrelated feud to make himself feel better. that could be fun#god what if walked into the ring in a big shirt and sweatpants. no red no leather. beard overgrown. circles under his eyes
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