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deadcrowcalling · 3 months ago
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honestly the cats vs newsies poll thing is wild dude
i saw it before the drama, voted, reblogged, and that was it
it's a whole giant thing now wtf 😭😭 it's a poll about two musicals guys let's all chill and just be normal ab this
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trannydykepuppybot · 2 months ago
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Remember kids! If you don't like a trans woman, you can just ostracize her from entire communities! It's easy! Fun! Other trans women will help! Unperson your local trans woman today! Bonus points if she's a rape victim!
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thirdtimed · 4 months ago
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id like to think that the reason why the lifers are stuck in an endless reincarnation loop isnt out of some twisted malintent of the watchers or some mechanism of fate its just bc the winners keep making the exact same wish every single time
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araneapeixes · 10 months ago
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Uh Oh....the ladies have entered their 4th pint stage
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musubiki · 2 years ago
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i firmly believe she got picked as a judge just to counteract his vibes
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fleur-de-violette · 5 months ago
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If you hear something that is the collective sigh of relief of every sigle decent french person
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lilislegacy · 6 months ago
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“honey” is such an ‘old married couple’ nickname. i usually hate pet names, especially for percy and annabeth, but i’m not gonna lie guys…. i kinda love the thought of them sometimes referring to each other as honey?? like, i can just hear it. “honey you know i respect and value your opinions so so much, but can you shut up for like 2 minutes?” “honey you know i love you and your great plans, but can you not get us fucking killed?” “hey honey can you use your sword to cut the tag off my dress?” “wise girl, honey, why is nico asleep in our guest room… again?” peak romance? i think yes. also annabeth is from the south, so it actually makes so much sense.
it’s so unexpected, but also so fitting?? idk for some reason i love it. just me? send help
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wavewavethoughtsonly · 1 month ago
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When the baby wants to come out at the worst possible time…
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lyss-sketchbox · 11 months ago
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Friendly reminder of neuvis thing where if he tilts his head down a lil, the white part of his pupils disappears and he looks spookier
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deer-fic-fics · 11 months ago
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Was really wracking my brains trying to figure out what it’d take to make the General desperate, and outside of Reader being from a long-lived species themself and teasing him for literal centuries and avoiding his grasp, or AUs/HCs where Jing Yuan experiences rut or an aphrodisiac of some kind, I really can’t think of what would make him break.
Even if you tease him and deny his orgasms, he seems like the kind of guy who’d enjoy the build-up anyway, letting the ebbing flow of lost orgasms wash over him in their own invigorating way. You’d probably exhaust your own body (or at least patience, if you’re a long-lived person as well) long before getting him even close to begging for release. And if he gets tired of the little game you two play, I can only see him flipping to a more dominant role and using you to his heart’s content.
Jing Yuan x GN AMAB Reader Brainrot
( MDNI, No Age in Bio DNI )
Info: top reader, bottom Jing Yuan, Jing Yuan’s kind of a bratty dom though?
Jing Yuan bottoming… using you to relieve his stress under the guise of relieving yours. Giving you that infuriating, sly smile of his with his hair splayed across the pillow. He looks heavenly, ethereal as you bend over him— it’s unfair for him to remain so beautiful when you can feel yourself becoming a sweaty, unstable mess atop him, inside him. It’s hard to match the stamina of someone who’s had centuries of practice, but you’ll certainly try, won’t you? He does so enjoy seeing you ruin yourself in pursuit of his pleasure.
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brynn-lear · 8 months ago
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yandere half-dog!Gallagher and forgetful farmer!reader au medium effort doodles before I start my day lol.
Edit: more dog gallagher content here
Short additional brainrots:
(Y/n)'s family has a long history of adopting hounds, even including them in their family tree.
Initially, they have no plans on getting a dog. They can manage the farm just fine and was not interested in investing on livestock (chickens, sheep, cows, etc.) They're not confident enough in their abilities to raise an animal.
??? once belonged to another Family, which unfortunately treated him poorly. He was not given a name. There was a period in the summer wherein his owners forgot to give him water, and when he did hear the sound of liquid trickling down— he cringed at the taste. He still doesn't know if they were trying to kill him, but from them on, he loathed the taste of SoulGlad.
Needless to say... (Y/n)'s old man was surprised when they brought home a "mutt".
“He looks like he's dying. Pops, can't you help me out?”
“I thought you hate animals...”
“I just stink at taking care of 'em.” (Y/n) sighed. “Please? Poor thing looks like it's on its last leg.”
To this day, Gallagher isn't sure what exactly compelled them to help him. Even when asked, (Y/n) would say they forgot their own reasons behind taking him in. Perhaps he was just that pitiful— or maybe their (L/n) traits finally got to them. He's eternally grateful either way.
And so...
Gallagher gazed at the (L/n) Family tree, caressing his and (Y/n)'s image.
“Hey Master, ya don't have any plans on getting another hound, do ya?”
“Please, you're already a handful, Woos— Gallagher. I don't need another one.”
He grinned, eyes not straying away from the painted walls.
“Good.” He closed his eyes.
“Wouldn't want to share you with anyone else, y'know.”
(Y/n) laughed. “For an old dog, you seem like a clingy young pup.”
Gallagher nodded, savoring their voice. Refreshing, just like cold water on a warm day. You claimed that he's acting like a puppy, but when he was young? He was a biter. Not exactly the loving kind. It was best that you met him when he was already all grown up.
“Well... Perhaps that's just a sign I never got a chance to being one... But when I'm with you, I'm...”
He shook his head.
“Nevermind. What's the agenda for today, Master?”
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mblue-art · 2 months ago
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happy birthday cross !! it's always a delight to see your genuine smile, and i mean it when i say it's an absolute treasure to me !!
(meme src)
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vitrificvitriol · 21 days ago
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GAH HAVE THIS
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araneapeixes · 10 months ago
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fuck it. sketch poast
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realian · 2 months ago
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"Anthy being fought over like a piece of meat was really fun and good until the show revealed how it was trying to talk about such abuse and CRITICIZE the systems that objectify and victimize women! that's just YIKES!"
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charcoaldustonmyfingers · 11 months ago
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Here’s an older one of Leo and Mikey! I drew this around when Rise first grabbed me into the hyper fixation hole.
I love the sibling dynamics of the show, seeing as I myself have three siblings! My immediate older brother and I used to play Portal 2 co-op all the time when we were younger, and after having seen the movie I thought that, among the turtles, the portal two were perfectly color coded lol
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