#who's with me

[creekfiend]

this mouthwash has xylitol in it. that's poisonous to dogs. a dog could die if it drank this. it would be so easy to poison dogs by pouring this into their water dishes and no one would even know. you could poison multiple dogs this way and no one would ever suspect you due to the fact that would be completely out of character and not something that you would ever do in your entire life. but you should think about it and probably feel bad. even though you couldn't and wouldn't ever do it, you're at least physically capable of doing it on a theoretical level. so is every other human on the planet, but that's not important. let's take a moment to imagine what that scenario would be like. feels pretty bad doesn't it? hey are you listening

[clueless1995]

braiding me and my mutuals' leg hair together until we form the worlds most pretentious rat king

[grangermonarque]

Guys.

Mii Maker Picrew ideas I've been thinking

Guys do you like my vision. Guys

[godofstory]

is there no other flavor of cakes beside lemon cake in the HotD world?

[16vince]

Charles should start communicating with us through patterns in his jeans

[saynomorefic]

I need more medieval prince wille (stranded? trapped? imprisoned?) in a tower and knight Simon coming to save him, who wants to start the petition

bonus points if wille thinks he's being rescued and then simon casually explains that no, it was a kidnapping for ransom, and wille doesn't even try to escape

[burningfairytales]

Okay but can we just take a moment to appreciate Bokuto teaching Hinata how to use a feint?

A super secret technique, he calls it, the others sort of dismiss it with a laugh - it's just one of Bokuto's antics, they're thinking. Bokuto is just trying to act cool again.

And I'm sure that's not wrong, but listen.

Bokuto could have taught Hinata anything. He could have practiced line shots or cross shots with him, and while he might not have mastered those in one session, it might have been interesting for him to get a feel for the different techniques - after all, other than just hitting the ball and hoping to aim, Hinata doesn't really know how to do anything else yet. And let's be honest, if Bokuto had wanted to show off, had wanted to be cool, wanted to be admired, he could have easily gone for something like that.

Instead, he teaches him about using feints.

Hinata, one of the shortest players at training camp. Definitely the shortest attacker. Hinata, who's facing blockers way taller than him, who will always, always be looked down on - not even figuratively but literally.

Bokuto teaches Hinata the one thing that, if done correctly, will give him the chance to be the one looking down on others for once.

("You're usually at eye-level with them or above, but the moment they dive for the ball, miss and look up - it's the best feeling.")

Bokuto teaches Hinata the one thing that, for once, lets him come out on top - literally.

[khaoticspartan]

I want the HOT TO GO! dance in destiny 2

[wings-of-flying]

beginning my runt should have whiskers campaign

[totally-bing]

200 followers let's fucking go. i'm like a superstar now

[pvtchurch]

We need to create an ahl fandom on here

[etherealriver]

I want full lyrics and a melody for the murder squash song.

[saltwater-selfships]

It's a let my f/o lay their head on my thighs while I run my fingers through their hair until they fall asleep kind of night

[klunpro]

Instead of retelling the hungarian revolution of 1848 over and over again

We should use the Roman method and put a knife in the dictator or something

Spice it up a little

[tokillamockingbird427]

https://www.tumblr.com/c-bassmeow/186461690333/lmaoo?source=share

Keegan problem

And it's Logan saying it to him

He also says it knowing damn well HE wants Keegan /J

[onyxmustdie]

today we took a test in english class about acts i & ii of 'a doll's house' by henrik ibsen. one of my classmates said krogstad and torvald had once been in a gay relationship (arguably a misinterpretation? but my teacher was intrigued and so was i)