#who's technically not family

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Being someone who read Under The Red Hood and came out with the firm belief that, for Jason, it's not about killing Joker, it's about Jason wanting proof Batman would choose him over the Joker (bc shelia chose the joker). Makes seeing any other media where it's all about just wanting the Joker dead is a teeny bit frustrating. to be honest

Jason could've killed the Joker himself, really, really easily. Jason kidnaps the Joker before the confrontation. I can't open my comic for a reference right now, but it felt like he had the Joker for quite a bit before the confrontation. He had him. He beat him up with a crowbar. He had every single opportunity to kill the Joker himself, but he didn't because that wasn't his goal. Make no mistake, he did plan for the Joker to be dead by the end of it, but do you see what im trying to say here

Edit: If I knew this post was gonna get 1000+ notes I would've tried to word it better or something, this was a rant I made on the way to the grocery store 😭

It's not about making Batman kill either. When Batman says he won't kill, Jason adjusts and goes, 'Let ME kill the Joker or kill me to stop me' instead. The test is all about Batman choosing him. The whole final confrontation is Jason's first death again. The parent, The Joker, and the explosives. It even ends with Jason unable to move as a bomb goes off right next to him again because the parent didn't choose Jason. And instead tried finding an option that'd benefit them and (consequencely) letting the Joker walk, again, lol, lmao <-in agony

[cor-lapis]

"If we must fight, Sethos... I shall defeat you with the power of my friend group of employed adults who miraculously have regularly scheduled meet-ups, and also my daughter!"

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[bluerosefox]

Stellar Dynamics

You know what.

ANOTHER DPxDC idea (as if I write prompts for anything else lol ✍(◔◡◔)

And once again, I think I might have a hyperfixation rn, another deaged Dani (Ellie) and Dan (Dante)! and Dad!Danny.

And you know what, lets make it another DannyxConner idea.

Danny is on a field trip with his class (NOT in Gotham though, LOVE Gotham but lets go with a different city) in like Central City or Metropolis (If Metropolis, Danny is SUPER excited to see the space sections they have at the museum they no doubt have, because well SUPERMAN is an alien and based in their city. If in Central City Conner is visiting Bart.)

During the trip he bumps into Conner and the two just hit it off. Conner enjoys listening to Danny rant about space and the stars and finds watching Danny's eyes light up in joy kinda cute. And if he got his new hero name Supernova from listening to Danny's rants about the stars well... no one needs to know how he got it.

Danny likes how chill Conner is and how the guy stood against Dash and the other jocks when Dash decided he wanted to mess with Danny during the trip, a rare thing nowadays but sometimes Dash does try, and how he respects/likes Danny's friends.

He didn't even say anything negative or hurtful when he found out Danny has two kids back home.

In the end the two exchange numbers, flirt hard, and maybe set up a date in the future. And then more dates. Becoming boyfriends. AND meeting the family. Conner is smitten with just out of toddlerhood Ellie and toddler Dante and adores them. And he loves how the Fentons just love him the moment he stepped into their house and was introduced as Danny's boyfriend, he made sure to bring over a pie Ma should him how to make.

Things get a bit complicated when Conner, Supernova, is at a reunion of YJ members and his phone lights up with a text message from Danny.

He's smiling with a goofy/soft look when he opens the text and see's its a picture of Danny holding a pouting toddler Dante and Ellie on his lap smiling with a notable gap in her teeth at the camera. The message he got was 'Ellie wanted you to know she finally lost her first baby tooth. Dan's been grumpier, I think he misses you.'

He is pulled out of his happy thoughts and musings when he hears Bart gasp hard and drop a bowl of snacks onto the floor. Conner turns to from the future Speedster and see's him about to have a panic attack.

Bart, Impulse, is having a freak out after catching a glimpse of the text picture Conner had gotten and being nosy wanted to know what got his friend to smile so smitten. He knew of Conner's current boyfriend and the kids Conner adores but haven't had time to be introduced to them or even see a pic.

He wasn't expecting to see the very MONSTER of his NIGHTMARES that basically destroyed the world in the FUTURE as a toddler pouting at a camera and surrounded by two smiling identical looking people either. People he never saw in the future or with HIM AND-

Oh.... OH!

Was that why he turned evil? Did something happen to his family?

[katabay]

some other fake byzantine empire ocs! completely unrelated to the other ones, these guys are for a story focusing on the viscera of the imperial household

[cybershock24601]

Illario and Rook's post canon in law relationship fascinates me because I feel like Rook would be the only person to get close enough to see how the Dellamorte Family Dynamic plays out but also have enough of an outsiders POV to realize just how incredibly fucked up it is.

I can so see Rook going up to Illario like "What you did was wrong and stupid as fuck but I think would have crashed out too considering the circumstances" and the circumstances are Caterina and her insane favoritism towards Lucanis and Teia who is not even her actual grandchild and the way everyone but especially those two have subconsciously internalized that Illario is a fuck up and a subpar assassin considering how they talked about him and to him in game and wrote off every suspicious thing Illario did as him just being a fuck up. If anything its a minor miracle it took Illario until he was in his thirties to do something as insane and drastic as he did. Illario's crash out was all but inevitable

[wasyago]

old men

[voidcat]

Kissing Anaxa’s hand whenever he pushed himself to his limits and the mark on the back of his hand begins to sting, burn through his skin & Anaxagoras kissing your eyes and gently brushing off the stray hairs falling onto your face on the nights you’ve overworked yourself to the point your eyes begin to burn and sting

[moeblob]

I love them! So much!

[nelkcats]

Family Trip

Danny loved her, like a sister, a daughter or something in between, but Ellie was happy as long as he was there to take care of her. She felt protected but couldn't stay forever.

She had already explored the whole world, and as interesting as the Infinite Realms seemed in reality they didn't interest her that much. Ellie was sure she needed to go further, but she didn't know how to let Danny know. So she simply told him straight out, that the universe they were in was no longer enough for her.

Danny accepted it, and told her that there were many other universes that she could explore, he told her that Clockwork had told him about some of them. Ellie was excited, she could travel more, but for the first time she hesitated, and realized that she didn't want to travel alone.

She asked Danny if he wanted to travel with her and he gave her the flattest look in existence.

"Obviously I'm going to travel with you" he said. And that was that. No discussion, no questions asked.

They both packed a couple of backpacks as if they were going hiking and asked Clockwork. He just tossed them Dan's thermos before offering them a method of travel. Danny frowned but opened the thermos anyway and dragged Dan with them as he yelled about injustices and upset families.

They ended up in Gotham, in front of a man with a helmet and a guy dressed as a stoplight. Danny waved and asked them for a chat (he probably wanted to ask for directions) while Dan sulked in the back. Ellie looked at the architecture curiously.

Unfortunately for Danny, the stoplight guy pulled out a sword and the helmet guy pulled out a gun. They both looked tense as they looked between the three of them. Danny frowned (his green eyes glinting with annoyance) before nodding towards Ellie and Dan and disappearing.

Thus began their vacation in a world where everyone wanted to shoot them; Danny felt at home, Dan wanted to steal an exotic candy called crypto-something and Ellie was happy to explore.

Their family trip had officially begun.

[katkalis-the-horror-fanartist]

An idea that's ALWAYS stuck with me...

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Netflix please let Enid beat the shit out of Tyler again in Season 2 🙏(AND LET EMMA DO HER OWN DAMN WEREWOLF STUNTS THIS TIME)

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(My ko-fi, should you wish!)

[pupstim]

Look all I'm saying is if I was Siffrin I would be a lil suspicious of my reflection for a bit too. I guess this could be taken as like a memory issue or something too.

Ref under the cut! Warning there is slight spoilers in it too!

Sneaky notes! I love this comic a lot! It's super cute and I couldn't help but think of how funny it would be to be like where did this other Siffrin come from. Especially knowing what I do abt 2 hat Endings.

This was not a low effort silly this was a very high effort silly i am exhausted what was i thinking??? WAUGH

If I miss any tags at all let me know.

[alumi-san]

Ekko is definitely Silco's favorite in-law

[starry-bi-sky]

new Danyal al Ghul au just dropped! --or at least some art of it did. I call it the "Stillborn? No, no, still born" au (or stillborn just for short)

it's based off a batfam comment I saw that mentioned in the early comics Bruce knew about Talia's pregnancy and was ecstatic to be a father. So much so that Talia feared he'd give up being Batman for it, so when she gave birth she put the baby (Damian) on a doorstep and (seemingly) told Bruce that the baby was stillborn.

I saw it, thought "mm, tasty!" and thought what if that baby was Danny instead of Damian? By default I was thinking of making him a few years older, however, it works just as well with demon twins. I need to think it over. Meet Daniel Brown! 14 year old foster kid whose been with the Fentons for the last two years! He has SO many issues haha. hah. lmfao even.

Danny's theme song is literally just "Good Kid" from the Percy Jackson musical, to sum him up.

[carriesthewind]

“I’m a lawyer” oh we’re getting lectured by a class traitor.

I'm not going to respond to the rest of the harassment this person is sending me (though thanks for demonstrating how the IA's deliberately inaccurate framing works to incentive harassment!), but this is too funny.

My good dude, I'm a public interest lawyer working in eviction defense. (I job for which I get paid so little that I just barely don't qualify for my organization's own services. The local librarians literally get paid more than me.) I don't know what you're doing with your life to advance the class interests of the disenfranchised, but my job is literally to force landlords to improve living conditions for their tenants and forgive large amounts of unpaid back rent.

[adashulaz]

In my mind, Soren was 14 about to turn 15 when he became a Crownguard. Which also creates a few issues when it comes to bonding because Soren isn't an adult, he's a teenager while the other guards are adults. It's not like they can talk about typical adult stuff with Soren because again, he's a kid while they're adults, so it's just kinda awkward.

Like this would be their average conversation.

Adult guard #1: So Soren, what do you do for fun?

15yr old Soren: Uh train?

Adult Guard #1: Really?

Adult Guard #2: You don't hang out with friends? Or have any hobbies?

15yr old Soren: Claudia is sorta my only friend after our Grandpa was eaten by his house

Adult Guard #2: What the fuck...

Adult Guard #3: What about Prince Callum and Prince Ezran? Don't you hang out with them as well?

15yr old Soren: They're more Claudia's friends than mine

Adult Guard #1: Uhm do you want a drink?

15yr old Soren: Sure :)

Adult Guard #3: Dude he's 15

Adult Guard #1: I'm getting him juice!

15yr old Soren: Obviously, what else would you get me?

Adult Guard #2: Alcohol

15yr old Soren: My grandpa said alcohol is used to kill people and if you drink it then you die

Adult Guard #4: What the actual fuck did I just walk in on?