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cyasynchro · 6 months

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#hear me out #craziest hear me out #grumpy old troll #he a married man #troll?#the grumpy old troll #who lives under the bridge #dora the explorer #his wife is hot too #petunia

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snekdood · 8 months

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"if we make america worse and more of a dictatorship that will be even harder to unravel and make it the way we want the country to be, maybe then everyone will join our Glorious Revolution!" bb girl you cant even be in the same room with someone who thinks you should vote, how in tf do you think you're gonna unite people to fight in The Revolution with you? it's gonna be you and your 5 friends, i hate to break it to you.

#i dont think you realize how repelling you and your politics are to everyone else #you get all of your validation for how Smart You Are from your friends and ignore any kind of feedback that suggests you should #change or do something differently. thats the only reason you're so convinced average people will go along with you bc you keep getting #affirmation from the people who ALREADY agree with you- but you have NO IDEA how to bridge the gap between people who agree #with you and disagree with you. you're horrible at convincing people of your side of things outside of straight up guilt tripping them #or bullying them like a highschooler. im sorry but the tools you learned to survive with as a kid aren't gonna help you in this situation.#the ONLY THING you can come up with to bridge that gap is a bloody revolution. thats how bad you are at this.#and you're also so bad at this and unimaginative that you dont even realize how THAT might not even be enough.#you cant imagine ANY kind of avenue to getting people to change AT ALL outside of blood and fire. and thats why people call you #an authoritarian.#i'll be honest- i really do think the world would be a better place if we did incremental change under a democratic president who wont #set the world on fire vs the godkingemperor republican WHO WONT EVEN LISTEN TO YOU AT ALL EVER AND MIGHT KILL YOU #FOR PUTTING UP A STINK. idk if you noticed but if that evil fuck gets into office we are severely outnumbered if he gets police #n shit to go after his own citizens. letting trump win is making this battle so much harder than it needs to be.#you are choosing trying to fix the world while its exploding vs trying to fix it before it explodes at all.#what is this like a procrastination thing? you wanna wait till the last minute to try? idfgi. wtf is wrong with you #throwing minority lives away to prove a point. and then you try to tell me you care. gtfoh.#accelerationists should never be taken seriously.

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goodobservationshirley · 5 months

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You don't step foot in Victoria in... 10 years, and you just show up in the middle of my homicide investigation?

#under the bridge #underthebridgeedit #so much anger there #so much #vs rebecca who is all eager to be useful to her #to FIX them really #my girl rebecca is gonna have to face the consequences of what she did isn't she #because rn she's still living in a world where she left to spare cam #(to spare her the burden of taking care of her yes #and also probably to not make her choose between her and her family)#but boy all this anger cam has?#it has to come out #one way or another

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radicheart · 4 months

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#( ooc )#negative tw #(( sorry i haven't been active much ))#(( my mental health kind of crashed and burned ))#(( i came so close to just up and leaving home and living under a bridge somewhere b/c things got so bad ))#(( i'm better now but i'm still incredibly tired and trying to recover ))#(( if you have me on discord and want to talk or write at all: please reach out ))#(( i want to talk and write but i don't know who i can 'bother' ))#(( thank you as always for your patience and understanding ))#(( it really means a lot ))

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wolfriver777 · 11 months

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God I can't get over how perfectly lacy by olivia rodrigo suits jiang cheng and wei wuxian so well? It literally drives me insane, the envy, the vague obsession, the homoroticism. I'd say the first chorus and second verse suit them most but the whole song works so well. Like jiang cheng singing the song and wei wuxian is lacy

Just God I don't know how to word it, the quiet caring, the obsession God that's all jiang cheng, and the slight sarcastic tone of "well, aren't you the greatest thing to ever exist" ain't that mummy and daddy issues jiang cheng projecting on wei wuxian just a teeny wee bit as a treat for me.

Just God, this song, as a whole, is for them.

#ri fandom posting #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #mdzs #god this is me in my normie music era im sorry guys #why olivia rodrigo making chengxian coded songs huh?#chengxian #speaking of the devil almoat forgot tk tag #my worst fear is that i kind of interpreted jc and wwxs vibes wrong but also whose gonna stop me?#the girlies who get it get it #okay thing goes hard so like idk if youre living under a rock like i do go give it a listen #the oooohs/ahhhs bridge kinda ruins it tho tbh #why is that so loud for no reason and why so long ugh *eyeroll*

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uncanny-tranny · 1 year

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transsexual thursday !! got my hair cut real cool n dyed the aroace flag colors >:3

No way! That's super cool omg...

#ask #anon #transsexual thursday #that's honestly really neat like some of the flags out there would make for a really nice hair situation #i've been thinking about doing something along the lines of what you did though it'd have to involve bleach #(scary!)(oh no!)(i'm not confident it would work to bleach out the dye already in my hair!)(i've been growing it out for over a year!)#(this is besides the point and anon's got me monologing like a weird little guy who lives under the bridge lmao)

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hanzajesthanza · 1 year

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also regis swearing at stygga is so meaningful to me because he swore over milva’s dead body and also in front of angoulême (and assumedly cahir too)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#txt #especially because milva was like… not only his friend but he cared for her medically…#i mean he did for everyone (including cahir and dandelion’s head injuries) but #idk regis seeing her dead when he had saved her life under the bridge and counselled her about pregnancy and abortion #and (i guess it’s headcanon but) when her ribs were broken by the druids and she was healing from that he was there for her #milva was beat up by the narrative but regis was always there with bandages lol #so to see her DEAD completely DEAD with no possibility of healing her #also because *he was off* and he paused for a drink (or two—who knows how many)#of course he’s like ‘fuck this place. i’m going to fuck this shit up’ because how shitty of a surgeon must he feel right now #and if he can’t protect his friends now with medicine well the only other option in his arsenal is Fucking Shit Up #his NOSEDIVE begins early in the halls of stygga castle and he just starts losing it #milva: dies | me: oh… oh they’re *all* gonna die huh…#who knows if regis had returned to the rest of the company and milva was still alive. who knows. maybe he wouldn’t have continued to drink #and maybe he wouldn’t have made that suicidal leap towards vilgefortz in the end #i think that in the loss of the rest of the company regis had nothing left to live for #both from an in-universe POV and from a narrative writing POV #because remember that there were previously written versions in which regis survived and lived #so paying attention to not just when he dies but when he starts to go on this downward trajectory is relevant #because sapkowski intentionally devised a way in which he would die that would be plausible for his character #which means that his death isn’t just random. this version was a specially crafted version to ‘allow’ for his death #i love how AS was like well yeah of course milva and cahir are going to die. but yeah i admit angouleme and regis are just stupid #(to clarify he said angouleme dies stupidly)#but i think saying ‘there were other versions in which the vampire survived’ = this is the version where he is stupid #c: regis #analysis #IN THE TAGS lol #book: lady of the lake

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fluffypotatey · 2 years

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Since I very sincerely doubt Uther managed to kill ALL the Dragonlords (they're knights, not the KGB, and it was a lot easier to disappear back then) imagine them returning to Albion from Rome or whatever to find Cousin Balinor's only son is ruling Camelot and the Druids, is best friends with an immortal knight and one dude that's been raised from the fucking dead, is bonded to THEE oldest dragon they've ever heard of (and who is also nuttier than squirrel stew) and a semi-feral hatchling that barely listens to four (4) people max and hisses/bites/claws at the rest, and oh yeah, is married to a fucking Pendragon.

Family dinners must be a hoot and a half.

oh to be a fly on the wall when they finally make an audience in Camelot. oh to see Merlin's face morph from apprehension to wonder to exhaustion to horror because they're telling Arthur everything they know.

#obviously these guys arrive post battle of camlann and post magic ban being lifted #they heard about the new king of camelot being the once and future king wanted to see that for themselves (they have so many questions)#they create a dragonlord support group for merlin #honestly my question is when exactly did the dragonlord population start dimishing #sure okay we can say during the Purge and Uther isn't one for mercy so he would totally go on a warpath...but they're dragonlords and yet #they lost to a mad king who only had knights on his side.#theory: dragonlord population was dwindling long before the Purge #other kingdoms in Abion were growing suspicious and wary of dragolords and their ability to “control” dragons #many kings felt threatened by it and sought to exterminate them #paranoia for magic prob been around long before the Purge (twas only the catalyst for a century long tension bt royals and sorcerers)#think WW1 kind of tension between kings and dragonlords: kingdoms were beginning to stabilize/unify; territories were drawn out #oh bro i am now actually very interested in exploring the events leading up to the Purge #my theory: Ambrosious the king said to “unite” Albion that first time had issues with gaining fealty from dragonlords #dragonlords saw themselves as neutral ambassadors but Ambrosious saw them as threats; they reached some treaty but the animosity stayed #every line of succession you have a king seeking to get dragonlords under their rule and dragonlords refusing #then maybe a king or so before Uther less heirs for dragonlords occur; less eggs hatch or are allowed to hatch (kings find them and keep #the prized eggs in their vaults full of treasure blatantly ignoring the very sacred and important dragonlord customs)#but then the Purge comes and now many dragonlords are hunted down and killed and many leave to never return #so yeah maybe Balinor was the last dragonlord on Albion by s2 finale but not because they all died but bc he was the last one who stayed #and lived since everyone else now reside elsewhere in the world refusing to rebuild the bridge the kings had burned #bbc merlin #dragonlords #headcanons #asks

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sherlock-is-ace · 5 months

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Nothing comes quicker than rejection emails...

#idk who saw my post from the other day complaining about portfolio sendig and shit...#but i got rejected so you didn't miss anything lol #will i ever get proper work? probably not #i'll go live under a bridge #(:#angel talks #personal

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bentlands · 5 months

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the scene where Cam is getting yelled at by her dad about wanting to look good for vancouver and he goes on that tangent about how vancouver island is perfect and he cant imagine why she'd want to leave was like a line straight from my life. this very well could be me imagining things but i feel a theme of the island representing (to an extent everyone but specifically Cam) status quo/fraught childhoods and the mainland being freedom. she literally cant escape her past if she doesnt leave but she doesnt even know her past to begin with!! and yet the island is all shes known... wow

#yeah. living on vancouver island was actually so fucking stifling as a queer teen on its own i hated it a little (a lot)#definitely would be worse as a first nations teen/woman who doesnt even like. know her family or which nation shes from.#under the bridge

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iamidentical · 2 years

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Vancouver in the 80s x

#vancouver #canada #80s #photo #home #home! home! home!#i love my city. sometimes i hate it.#i hate the housing prices and the homelessness and the vpd and the current city hall and the opioid crisis but.#i love my city.#i love little sister's and the seawall and stanley park and the burrard bridge and dressew and vpl and the 14 bus #and the city jester who died and the sulphur mountains across the inlet and the real mountains green above them #and the smell of a burning joint and captain mike tanning at puddle point #and the sex workers' memorial - red light now pink - and the feral rabbits that live in the dunes scampering under the sailboats at jericho #and the skytrain and the mcdonalds across from renfrew station #and the cherry blossoms and the november snow and the fountain in the middle of lost lagoon and the ivy growing on the sylvia hotel #i don't know where to end but i didn't know where to start and this feels good right here. so.#vancouver - K'emk'emeláy̓ - Lhq’á:lets - X̱wáýx̱way - Sen̓áḵw

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immamapletreekid · 9 months

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playing pokemon black... started tearing up at skyarrow bridge

#THE SKYARROW BRIDGE THEME MAKES ME SO EMOTIONAL BUT IM NOT EVEN SURE WHY?????#POKEMKN MAKES ME SO EMOTIONAL AND I DO KNOW WHY!!!!!#god i wish i could have played it growing up... i have a ds but no actual cartridge and pokemon gamws sell for crazy amounts #i want to olay it on the ds for the full experience #one of my goals in life is to have my own copies of pokemon bw and platinum...#pokemon makes me cry. i love pokemon i love running around collectijg friends and battling cool people #idk i think 7 year old me tjougjt it was so cool how adults in games were so much kinder and cooler tjan real life adults #imagine being a gym leader and archeologist?!?!?!! a member od the elite four who fucking. shoots a guy w hyper beam point blank #i love lance hes insane #IMAGINE BEING CHAMPION OF HOENN! BEING HEIR TO THE LARGEST COMPANY IN HOENN! AND BEING A ROCK ENTHUSIAST WHO CAN SPEND HIS DAYS TRAVELLIMG T #HE WORLD LOOKING FOR RARE STONES!!! STEVEN STONE IS LIVING THE LIFE I WANT #but also i get so sad bc. when i first got into pokemon i was several years younger than the protags #when i first watched pokeani i was younger than ash!!!!! and now i am old :(#never going to br able to go back to spending summer vacation curled up at home going through 7 volumes of pokespe a day...#never goijg to be able to waych anipoke during winter break under a pillow fort again...#never goijg to be ahle to experience listening to n's farewell and the striaton city theme and skyarrow bridge theme and eterna forest and #littleroot town and nimbasa city and cianwood city and #so many other pieces for the first time again #rambling finished i guess first days of class make me cranky and sad #going ti go back to playijg pokemon black again...going to walk around castelia city and scream #rambling about stuff #rambling about pokemon

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mejomonster · 11 months

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Okay i think. I write like Stephen King (description), Haruki Murakami (narrator pov inner world thought tangents and surreal conception of those thoughts), and a little bit of Edgar Allan Poe and Mary Shelley in terms of word choice (gothic horror is 100% the influence on why all the stuff i write is at least slightly dark, slightly magic, and usually simpler words... i always liked how direct Mary Shelley's book read compared to so many other older books i read back in school, and i liked that Poe always picked poetic image sort of words... and also the tendency to use sentence length and punctuation to create a reading rhythm even in prose)

And maybe a touch of Bunnicula's writing style. That was my first book series i read growing up (along with the Catwings books by Ursula Le Guin). And Bunnicula's got: horror fantasy elements in mundane reality - a vampire bunny and the cat and dog investigating (truly shaped my tastes in horror, fantasy, comedy, and mysteries for life huh), fairly direct to the point writing (which i was super fond of and emulated until college when i decided i liked indulgent sink into them scenes instead), and most importantly a word choice that was kind of simple for maximum audience understanding but some more specific words which i absolutely ingrained into my vocabulary because the Higher Reading Level words Bunnicula happened to have... i still use like every 200 words in my own writing. Its actually kind of wild how with descriptive words how intensely i took to the bunnicula ones and just kept using them (i was probably using them from 5th grade onward in pretty much any fiction i wrote).

#rant #thats.... my best guess anyway #stephen king is the CLOSEST to the odd sort of way i end up describing things #he still doesnt do it the WAY i do it. but honestly ever simce i read haruki murakami The Elephant Vanishes #something snapped inside me and ive written in this peculiar emotional way i cant really nail down any author doing #even tho i HAD to pick it up from someone. i read The Kangaroo Communique and it was like my own brain and the flood gates opened lol #also i... imagine Holly Black also influenced my writimg #because since Valiant and Tithe i almost exclusively write dark urban fantasy concepts. i loved the descriptions of broken glass shining #like crystals in jersey with fairy wings giving off light. i loved the description of monsters living under a city bridge with graffiti.#it made mundane reality sound magical. and i have some friends who dislike holly blacks writing but love mine #so i am guessing i did NOT pick up Hollys writing style. but i do think i clamped down on the urban fantasy ideas

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todayisafridaynight · 2 years

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What Yakuza character do you think has an only fans?

i was going to say shinada but if he did he wouldnt be in crippling debt anymore

#snap chats #he should tho. cmon shinada collab with milky-chan you'll get DUMMY views king #real shit they're so cute... i hope they're happy after Y5 #i mean deranged shit that milky was a part of that whole truman-show shit but hey. water under the bridge right LMAOO #who ACTUALLY has an only fans tho if we're being tbh ?#man idfk they're all virges #they all have the energy of sexless virges none of them can be sexy to save their lives #that isnt to say none of them have fucked we have evidence They Have Fucked #but none of you are sexy yk what i mean like they just fucked To Fuck #anyway my first class over which basically means i can cock around for the next three hours how are we

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isa-ghost · 2 years

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ok no i need to get smth outta my system rq, dont rb this or i’ll block you

#people who might relate can come to my askbox if they want #but anyway.......#me watching some fuckos who i KNOW were supporting tea blogs and spreading bullshit with them about Sean back a few years ago--#--crawl back into the community bc IRIS dropped #me staring at how much fucking pain and stress and rage they caused me and all my friends and now theyre all back and sunshine like they--#never shit on Sean in their lives or nitpicked anything about his behavior or friendships #me watching them have the gall to follow me and interact with my friends and a bunch of popular jse blogs like they never did anything--#--to hurt this community in their lives. me watching them flaunt how long theyve ''enjoyed'' Sean's content as if they werent being absolute #pieces of shit to him and spreading bullshit in the MAIN TAGS and calling him problematic for every breath he took back in 2019 #it might be water under the bridge to some of the community but you are NOT welcome back to me. and certainly not on my fucking blog #the absolute HELL that was the tea blog era permanently scarred me and a lot of people i know #fuck you guys for having the audacity to slither back to this community just because hes finally able to work on a project you were--#RELENTLESSLY bitching about him ''abandoning'' and shitting on him for not doing it on your terms. fuck you ESPECIALLY for pretending like--#you werent saying the most vile garbage about him with other people who turned the tumblr jse community an abandoned WASTELAND

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samwisefamgee · 2 years

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god wants me to kill myself sooooo fucking bad lately lol nice try bitch im queer

#you dont even fuxking know #the number of. literally impossible coincidences that have taken place to make my life just so much shittier lately #i have been sooo strong ive written like two dozen text posts just bitching and bitching about the sheer fuxking insanity of it and i only #posted like one of them im doing so good being so strong #that said i want to fucking die today lol this shit is melting my brain #it just never ends #the past two weeks have just been... so bad lol #i havent been able to see my bank balance in weeks i just know im so in the fucking hole it doesnt even matter #i havent had a working phone in a month #my family just vacationed in hawaii and im living in a moldy trailer #and the physical and mental health just go and go and go #and the mold grows and groes and grows #my friend offered me a top of the line pc for free and it felt like offering a homeless guy who loves music a grand piano #like yeah lemme just keep that under the bridge downtown where i stay lol #itll be fine #its like all the nice things id love to experience are dangled just out of reach of my fuckin cell bars lol #might fuck around and get addicted to a third substance in light of hope being a fool's errand in a truly random universe #life isnt guarunteed to get better no matter how long you wait or how hard you try actually and that is a hard fucking truth for everyone #alcohol is free and can keep your mind off how much mold & dust you breathe daily & breathed in the past 2 years & thats also a hard truth #also reading this i need to clarify in case anyone else reads this shitsheet. i do not want to vacation in hawaii. colonizer shit #what i wouldnt fucking do for just a week up by priest lake tho :(

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