#who is doing it like her

[five-is-a-princess-confirmed]

DON'T SPEAK ON MY BODY COUNT IF THE DICK AIN'T WORTH COMING BACK FOR SECONDS

[dracoj]

shauna shipman is redefining the toxic girlbestieship game. “codependent” cannot even begin to describe shaunajackie, and we’re starting off wrong by implying they’re even distinct enough to use that label. are you codependent with your stomach? your liver? death tore them apart permanently - jackie frozen eternally young and impossibly perfect - but in doing so, eroded all the other boundaries between them: emotional, mental, physical. you’re with her boyfriend. you’re playing sleepover games with her corpse. eventually you’ll bury yourself in the life she might’ve had, in the way you’ll never bury her. you can’t. she’s in your head. she’s in your mouth. and once you digest her, she’ll be in your baby too.

[blue-likethebird]

Ruffnut httyd is the character of all time, especially in rtte. She would set her brother on fire if it was funny. She almost killed a guy with dragon venom trying to save her brother. She’s a dumbass. She’s outwitted the gang’s most cutthroat enemies. Her family’s achievements are a point of pride. She hates her loser cousin for letting her brother down. She canonically smells like fish. Guys are tripping over each other trying to ask her out. Her middle name is Eugene. She’s even bisexual.

[pocketgalaxies]

laura swatting at a bug and going "sorry there's a gnat" and marisha in-character going "YES THERE IS A GNAT AND HIS NAME IS JONATHAN SKY."

[serious-goose]

stede speedrunned commiting intentional murder, having gay sex, being popular, and getting gay divorced (again) all in like 24 hours

[mending-up-your-fences]

‘Cause I’ve done everything I know to try and make you mine

And I think I’m gonna love you for a long, long time

Long Long Time - Linda Ronstadt (cover by Brandi Carlile, London 7/2024)

[computerexploder]

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[a92vm]

Zendaya pt 2 - Met Gala 2024

[angelofverdum]

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Changed the world and I'm serious about it

[withickmire]

“Often, in the great hall, I have watched little clowns upset big ones from below,” Sharn said calmly. “I did not see why the trick should not work for me.”

“What — what did you see from the window?” Jarred stammered.

“Nothing. As I told him. But I knew he would not trust my word. Sharn tossed her head. “And I knew he would lean out. Why should he fear a little painted doll like me?”

I have read this scene countless times, and my jaw drops every time.

[br1ghtestlight]

if there's one thing i miss about earlier episodes its gene and louise hanging out in bob and linda's bedroom and just chilling in the most random poses?? always so cute <3

also i love how happy gene got when louise called him their good daughter!!!! he smiled almost immediately and called himself pretty u know he was feeling so confident after that

[pumpkin-in-a-pear-tree]

Grace Chastity. What a character. She really went through a whole character arc only to turn around right at the end and go Nah, I was right in the beginning actually, I'm gonna start murdering people with dark magic and eating their souls in the name of Jesus Christ

[daiziesssart]

1 thing me and james potter hve in common is that we just be sitting here and thinking abt lily evans all reverently n shit

[tallmadgeandtea]

When the man you Quaker married abandoned you in Philadelphia but your face card never declines and now you’re about to put on the performance of a goddamn lifetime

[lewisinho]

igatha funniest woman alive actually,,,wins indian wells, flops in miami during the 4th round, and proceeds to launch a book club like truly the winner of the idgaf war all whilst nearing 100 weeks as world no.1