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Sith and bride
#oshamir#the acolyte#I'm a fake fan bc idrk enough abt star wars to be talking abt siths#who even r those 🤓
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YES I KNOW THAT HE’S MY EX! | TOM BLYTH
pairing. tom blyth x fem!actress!reader
summary. you knew tom was your ex, and that you should probably stay away, but that’s never stopped you before
part 1 | installment of this au (please read for more context!)
ynuser :)
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user1 im loving the aesthetic
user2 THE BIKINI TOP IS SO CUTE
user3 put them toes awayyyy
rachelzegler i pay attention to things that most people ignore (this isn’t your car.)
➥ user4 PLEASE?? not rachel using yn’s own lyrics on her
➥ user5 IS THIS TOM’S CAR??
user6 i may be delulu but those r tom blyth’s mfing hands.
user7 he has her hair tie on; i repeat, tom blyth literally has yn’s hair tie on
When Tom had messaged you saying he wanted to talk, no matter how much you knew it was a bad idea, you decided to agree to it anyway.
The breakup had ended pretty badly. Although it was an agreement between you and Tom, that didn’t mean that’s what the both of you truly wanted.
The reason the two of you broke up in the first place was that Tom was talking too much about your future, which wasn’t a bad thing — but it overwhelmed you. You weren’t ready to settle down, not yet, at least. You and Tom had only been dating for a few months, and although it was all sweet and loving, you knew that getting engaged this early was like asking for a disaster to strike.
He was upset. Clearly. He loved you, you loved him, so why was it such an inconvenience for you to agree to take the leap in your relationship? That caused a blown out argument between you two, and by the end of it, you had agreed breaking up was the right thing.
You had a acting and music career to focus on, and Tom had an acting career that was just at the beginning of its success. You felt that it wasn’t right to put a distraction into his life.
“Is this a bad idea?” You ask breathlessly as you pull away from the kiss. You can’t help but stare into Tom’s eyes, which held a language of their own.
“Maybe,” he says, wiping the corner of your mouth. “But who cares?”
Who cares. Right. Well surely, it was a bad idea to meet up with your ex, much less kiss him, and although alarms were baring in your head that you probably shouldn’t—you go in for a second kiss, this time, Tom doesn’t let you go, cradling you close to his body.
“I don’t care if you don’t want to take the next step in our relationship, I’m fine if you’re not ready yet. I just want you, okay?”
And how could any girl possibly reject Tom Blyth when he’s begging so prettily? Certainly not you.
tomblyth and ynuser both posted an instagram story !
ynsbiggestfan THE GIRLS AND I AFTER SEEING THE STORIES ON INSTA
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user8 IM ACTUALLY DYING BC NO WAY WAS THAT A COINCIDENCE
user9 they’re connected they cant be far away from each other
user10 she’s my Heather 💔💔
➥ user12 fr i wish tom was that inlove w me
user13 so this is why rachel said that wasn’t yn’s car
➥ user14 ITS ALL MAKING SENSE NOW
sean.kauf photo dumpy
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ynuser pic creds ?? 🤬
➥ sean.kauf 🤓🤓
user15 wait im confused, is she together with tom again or is she with sean..
user16 Ykw i cant even be mad, if i was as hot as yn, i’d have two bfs too!
➥ user17 REAL SHIIT
tomblyth fun fact: the 2nd pic is sean third wheeling after forcing me and yn to speak to each other
➥ user17 TOM CONFIRMED IT IM DEAD
user18 all the yn haters must feel stupid asf rn after accusing yn of being with sean
➥ user19 literally cause all 3 of them are literally close 😭😭 like why would sean date yn, he’s literally friends with tom
user20 if yn isn’t dating sean let me have him omg
ynuser yes i know that he’s my ex but can’t two people reconnect !!!!!
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user21 this took the cake.
user22 time to cry again bc tom blyth is off the market
user23 she got him wrapped around her finger FR
user24 THE THIRD PIC OF THEM 🥹🥹
user25 THE CAPTION OUUU GIRLY IS BRAVE
tomblyth i only see you as a friend (the biggest lie i’ve ever said)
➥ user26 I CHOKED
➥ user27 THEIR SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGERS ARE CRYING RN
#coriolanus snow angst#coriolanus snow x you#coriolanus snow smut#coriolanus snow imagine#coriolanus snow fanfiction#coriolanus snow x reader#coriolanus snow#tom blyth x reader#tom blyth#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#the hunger games x reader
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don’t text and swing! // miles morales x reader
miles loves texting and he loves you, what could go wrong?
cute lil miles texting headcanons
sum short n simple
readers gender not rlly specified
ooc miles?? idfk how he would text so i tried my best 😭
requests r open!!
miles says mentirosa that jus means liar
⊱ ────── {⋅. ✯ .⋅} ────── ⊰
🕷️ You’re never guaranteed a full on conversation with Miles because most the time he leaves you on open. He doesn’t do it on purpose, really. He just so happens to be a very busy man so trying to talk to him when he isn’t saving New York is pretty difficult.
9:55 pm [ miles <3 ]: Hey did u still one of my jackets
9:55 pm [ miles <3 ]: *steal idk how i got still
9:55 pm [ miles <3 ]: Anyways I cant find it anywhere and ik u have something to with it
10:00 pm [ miles <3 ]: I know ur not ignoring me rn…
10:01 pm [ you ]: oh wow of course im the first person you blame
10:01 pm [ you ]: also i dont have it ☝️
10:02 pm [ miles <3 ]: Who else would take my jackets??
10:02 pm [ miles <3 ]: This also isn’t the first time my jackets OR hoodies have gone missing
10:02 pm [ miles <3 ]: And somehow they always end up in your room
10:03 pm [ miles <3 ]: Suspicious right…🤨
10:06 pm [ you ]: oh shit by some magical force
10:06 pm [ you ]: your jacket managed to teleport to my bed!!
10:07 pm [ you ]: and somehow…IT FLEW ON ME?? AND NOW IM WEARING IT?
10:07 pm [ you ]: this is actually crazy…
10:15 pm [ you ]: wait miles where did you go
10:25 pm [ you ]: are you mad?
10:30 pm [ you ]: no way ur mad
10:40 pm [ you ]: MILES
10:42 pm [ you ]: HELLO
10:43 pm [ you ]: MILESSSS
10:56 pm [ you ]: oh wait mb you’re probably busy saving somebody
10:56 pm [ you ]: got a lil crazy there
10:57 pm [ you ]: ignore all that
1:00 am [ miles <3 ]: I KNEW IT
1:00 am [ miles <3 ]: It’s okay i like you a little deranged 😩
1:03 am [ you ]: why are you texting me at one in the morning
1:04 am [ miles <3 ]: Why are you replying?
1:05 am [ you ]: have you been fighting since 10?
1:12 am [ miles <3 ]: I’ve been studying! 🤓
1:12 am [ you ]: LIAR i know what you are…
🕷️ You text him while he’s in the middle of fighting? You bet he’s going to respond. While giving himself a reasonable distance away from the villian, he holds out his pointer finger and says; “Hold on, let me respond to them real quick…” While they’re throwing punches at Miles, he’s dodging all of them while texting you back. Though, he’s text aren’t legible. At least he thinks they are! All Miles wants to do is talk to you, even if you don’t understand half the things he’s typing. Texting him while he’s swinging has the same effect. He has dropped his phone multiple times and he’s always caught it before it could land on the street, though when his webs come in contact with his screen it registers as someone typing so without even knowing he’s spamming you a whole bunch of jumbled letters.
3:45 pm [ you ]: hey miles can i come over for dinner
3:45 pm [ you ]: im craving ur moms food 😍
3:46 pm [ miles <3 ]: oys of cours
3:48 pm [ you ]: did u just have a stroke
3:53 pm [ miles <3 ]: noi busy
3:53 pm [ you ]: if you’re busy why r u texting me 😭
3:53 pm [ you ]: go back to fighting or wtv ur doing
3:56 pm [ miles <3 ]: i wMt to talk toyj
3:58 pm [ you ]: u can talk to me later miles
3:58 pm [ you ]: im not going away
4:00 pm [ miles <3 ]: hatr
5:46 pm [ miles <3 ]: HEYYY
5:46 pm [ you ]: HII are you not busy anymore
5:47 pm [ miles <3 ]: Yeah
5:48 pm [ miles <3 ]: How’s your day been?
5:49 pm [ you ]: it’s been ehhhhh
5:49 pm [ you ]: i’ve been missing you 😔
5:51 pm [ miles <3 ]: ooajbdko092828900
5:51 pm [ miles <3 ]: 08:$jjaoppapp
5:52 pm [ miles <3 ]: !!!!!
5:54 pm [ you ]: what
6:00 pm [ miles <3 ]: I DROPPED MY PHONE
6:01 pm [ miles <3 ]: ANYWAYS back to what you were saying
6:02 pm [ miles <3]: I’ve been missing you too
6:04 pm [ you ]: youre no better than those people who text and drive 😐
6:05 pm [ you ]: don’t text and swing miles
🕷️ He loves sending you videos of him showing off in his suit. He did a cool trick midair? He’s going to prop up his phone somewhere and start recording, once he perfects the move and edits out any unneeded footage and he sends them to you. He’s all giddy when he does, in his head he’s like, “Will that impress them?” “Do they think that’s cool?” “They’re going to love this!”
11:00 am [ miles <3 ]: (1 attachment video)
11:00 am [ miles <3 ]: What do you think??
11:00 am [ miles <3 ]: Pretty cool right
11:03 am [ you ]: (1 attachment photo)
11:04 am [ you ]: LOOK AT THE FACE YOU MADE WHWN YOU JUMPEDD AHHHHH 💀
11:04 am [ you ]: this is going to be my new lock screen
11:05 am [ miles <3 ]: 😐
11:06 am [ miles <3 ]: Are you going to ignore the cool spin i did?
11:07 am [ you ]: oh sorey
11:08 am [ you ]: THAT WAS A REALLY SICK SPIN
11:09 am [ miles <3 ]: Mentirosa 😒
🕷️ Miles also sends you photos. It ranges from him swinging in midair or him relaxing on top of a building with his lunch in hand. He loves to keep you updated on his life. You’re the only one in this universe that knows his secret, so he texts or shows you everything he comes across as SpiderMan.
3:00 pm [ miles <3 ]: (1 attachment photo)
3:00 pm [ miles <3 ]: Look how pretty the view is from up here
3:00 pm [ you ]: oooh that’s actually so pretty
3:01 pm [ you ]: who knew new york could actually look nice for once?
3:02 pm [ miles <3 ]: I’m going to take you here one day for lunch
6:54 pm [ miles <3 ]: (1 attachment photo)
6:54 pm [ miles <3 ]: You should put this as your lock screen
6:55 pm [ you ]: it’s just you doing the peace sign while swinging
6:55 pm [ miles <3 ]: You said that like it’s a bad thing
6:55 pm [ miles <3 ]: It’s a nice photo :(
6:58 pm [ you ]: look i set it as my lock screen
6:58 pm [ you ]: (1 screenshot)
6:59 pm [ you ]: everyones gonna see that i know spiderman
6:59 pm [ miles <3 ]: YES GOOD
🕷️ He texts you nonsense sometimes. You could be chilling, watching something to pass the time and he will text you something so utterly stupid you would have to take a moment to process it.
10:00 am [ miles <3]: (1 attachment photo)
10:00 am [ you ]: u just sent an empty plate of food?
10:00 am [ miles <3 ]: Yeah cuz I ate 😜
10:01 am [ miles <3 ]: Like literally
10:03 am [ you ]: enough.
fanks to everyone who sent in requests IM WIRITN G THEM RN ✍️
#into the spider verse#miles morales x reader#miles morales#across the spiderverse#miles morales head cannons#miles morales fanfic#miles morales fic#miles morales hc#miles morales text fic#spiderman across the spiderverse#across the spiderverse x reader
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new byler gate alert!!!!!
(miniongate master post)
tw: i’ve got super bad grammar pls ignore it
may i introduce to u..! MINIONGATE!!!!!! the theory that ive just invented that mike wheeler and will byers are actually the henchmen of the so loved gru from the despicable me franchise!!! why do i think this? well, well, well, let me tell u!
first of all, their colors.
wowza!!! blue and yellow!!!! also for the fake minions fans, in minions the rise of gru our beloved kevin, bob and stuart fly to california (the west). blue and yellow meted in the west! whoopie!!!!!!!!!!
ok ok sooo second, minions r actually supa gay🤓gear me out!!!! there’s actually so many scenes where there are minions kissing or showing affection to each other (it’s very heart warming tbh) ei:
awwww🥺
anywho. third! so there’s this:
the minions r only stupid boys!!! mike and will believe it or not r boys also they’re stupid. visual aide⬇️⬇️⬇️
so, we’ve gone over why i think mike and will are minions. ‘now how does this relate to them smooching in the next season???’ u might be asking. well, i’m glad u asked!
alright, picture this. it’s the finale, right? everyone’s fighting whatever big bad there is, and will is being vecnaed (vecnaned? vecnaeded? vecneed???) or something. mike is by his side trying to break him out of the trance yk. vecna’s giving will all them horrible sad memories and wills like, “wa wah😭😭ily mike😭waaa i’m gay😢”. but then!!!! vecna shows will a memory that he doesn’t memeber, and will’s all confused. the memory is a minion with a bowlcut looking at a cute minion, and vecna does his scary voice over and he’s like, “mwaha😈😈😈hey bowlcut, do u ember this? heh”. and will’s like “who the flip re these minions???” vecna countinues his spooky voiceover “hah lmao stupid gay boy can’t even rember anything🤣ugh dumbo, this is when u lived with gru and michealminion😈” and then will stared remebeiing EVERYTHING!!! he membered when he was a minion and he kissed mikeminion🫢and when he helped steal the moon and doctor nefario died💔and all his other minion memories. AND THEN HE STARTED SHIMMERING😯😯😯and mike was like “erm what the sigma” so will did one of those magical girl transformations
this except it’s will byers turning into a minion. so now will is a minion, and mike is like “will why ru a minion🧐” and will catches him up on all the minion lore! and mike transforms into a minion as well. and theyre like woohoo we’re minions now, then they rember that vecans still being spooky. so they go in upside down using their minion powers. so they show up and r like “haha vecna henry 1 ur sooo ugly and stinky we dont like u😡” then mike and will use their epic gay minion powers and vecna dies🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🥳🥳🥳🥳🤩🤩🥳🥳🤩yippee! and now vecna is dead for ever! so u know what that means😏then byler gyat freaky🙁but not supa freaky they just kissed bcuz theyre 14-15 and some ppl needa get a grip🤗🤗also chappell roan started playing🫢and everything thing was right in the world cuz byler is canon!!!!!
anyways!!! thanks for reading!!!!!! let me know any of ur thoughts, theories, opinions on miniongate!!!! peace out
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hiiiiii🩷 It’s P 😊😊I was just wondering if I could request something a little bit self indulgent 🫠
Just a small thing about Remus comforting r for being anxious about having to start wearing glasses and being a bit embarrassed to wear them 🩷🩷🩷🩷
me from now on : 🤓🤓
have a lovely day 💋💋💋
Hi P! Thanks for requesting lovely <3
Remus Lupin x fem!reader ♡ 763 words
You’re trying not to squint at the menu behind the barista, but an ache blooms in your temples anyway. You give up, looking away. You and Remus are still a few places back in the line. You’ll read it once you get closer.
“What’re you thinking, dove?”
“Hm?” You glance up at your boyfriend, but he’s staring at the menu.
“What’re you thinking of getting?” he clarifies, his quiet voice barely reaching you over the chatter of conversation and whirring of machinery behind the counter.
“Oh. I’m not sure,” you answer honestly, “what’re you thinking?”
“I’m sort of intrigued by the orange clove latte, but the dark chocolate and mint one sounds good too.”
“Mm, yeah.” You turn back towards the menu, your voice wavering with uncertainty. “Those both look good.”
“Dove.”
“Mhm?” You look at Remus again, and this time he’s looking back.
“Where are your glasses?”
You hesitate a second before patting the side of your bag soundly, feeling the bulge of your glasses case within. “I’ve got them,” you say.
“You don’t want to wear them?” he implores. There’s a funny squint to his eyes, not entirely unlike your own. More teasing. “I doubt you can read the menu from all the way back here, sweetheart. Why don’t you put them on?”
You grimace but don’t argue, digging for them in your bag and sliding them onto the bridge of your nose. The relief is instant, but so is the self-consciousness. You feel as though the difference in your appearance must be glaring. That when people look at you, your glasses must be all they can see.
Remus senses your unease, slipping his hand into yours. He worms his fingers between your own.
“I could tell you were having one of your headaches,” he murmurs, and now the details of his expression are startlingly clear. Every line of it is shaped by a tender, aching fondness. “You get a bit of tension right,” he brings his other hand to your face, running his thumb over the skin just above your brow, “here. It goes away when you put them on.”
It’s both touching and embarrassing to be so thoroughly known. You rest your head on Remus’ bicep, cheeks warming. He doesn’t comment on it.
By the time you get to the front of the line, you both know what you want, and afterwards you step to the side to wait for your drinks.
Remus is watching you, a smile tucked into the corner of his mouth.
“What?” you ask.
“Sorry, nothing.” He shakes his head. “You just look really cute in your glasses, you know?”
You scoff. A cynical exhale that sounds more like a snort. Remus’ eyebrows go up. “You don’t have to say that,” you tell him.
“I don’t feel like I have to,” he defends himself. “It’s fairly obvious. Don’t you like them?”
You’re somehow even more aware of them than you were five seconds ago, touching your finger to the bridge to push the frames up an extra millimeter. “It’s like having an intruder on my face,” you joke lightly.
Remus chuckles, giving your hand an affectionate squeeze. “You’re just not used to them,” he promises. “As someone who’s seen your face both with and without and loves it very much, I can testify that they don’t interfere with the general effect. You’re still lovely.”
Neither of you can quite look at each other as he says it, though when you lean into his side a bit in thanks, he leans back.
The barista calls out your order, and you both pick up your drinks, claiming a table by the window.
“I’m shackled to iced coffee for the rest of my days,” you grouse, sipping your drink from a straw. “Hot drinks are too inconvenient, with the way they fog up my glasses.”
“You always want iced ones,” Remus points out.
You shrug like well yeah, but that’s not the point, and he rolls his eyes good-naturedly. They slip closed as he sips from his own cup. He’d gone with the odder one, orange and clove, and he seems uncertain about the taste, letting it sit on his tongue for a bit.
“Interesting,” he decides. “Want to try?”
You reach for the cup curiously. He passes it to you, and you blow on it out of instinct, immediately penalized when your vision is obscured.
“Ugh.” You pull your face back from the cup, trying to see through your foggy lenses. “So annoying.”
Even through the mist, you can see Remus’ lips curve in a smile. “Adorable.”
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OML YALL
I’m TELLING U GUYS THESE CARDS ARE MAKING ME GO FERAL IM GONNA TALK ABOUT EACH ONE THE TWEELS.
Floyd- Oh fckn god I fuckin LOVE IT. I love the outfit and how it says moray on it (considering the fact him and Jade r Moray eels for those who don’t know🤓☝️) I thought in the top corner Floyd was grabbing the lights at first. I love how fun his clothes are GIVE THEM TO ME👹👹
Jade- Bros formal even in his sleep yo😭🙏🏾🙏🏾 he’s so fckn basic wtf. At least the clothes look nice. I like his pose?? I rlly have nothing to say I’ll see what the groovy is about when it comes out!
#disney twst#twisted wonderland#twsisted wonderland#floyd leech#twisted wonderland floyd#twst floyd#jade leech#jade twisted wonderland#twst jade#octavinelle#leech twins#tweels
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TW: sexual/mature content; don't read if you don't want to (for your pookies); I was gonna write some more but then an idea struck me 'I could use it in my fic, actually!☝🏻🤓' and I stopped SKDKFK. I think everyone read or at least knows the popular phrase from which comes many fics "Wear the hat, ride the cowboy"? Okay, first of all, let's dig a bit deeper into the quote: "...a man who lets a woman wear his hat indicates that he's interested in seeing more of her — and if she takes it off him, it means that she'd like to take off some of his other attire, too."
Okay, now that this is settled, lemme introduce a mix of THAT fic of Lee and r on Halloween + a Rammstein song.
Imagine if you found Lee with that stupid, annoying - totally not hot and oddly fitting her - cowboy hat that one of her friends sat on her head. The poor woman hasn't had a second to process what happened, plus, she didn't care much as long as no one would take a notice of her seemingly molding with the wallpaper persona.
The sunglasses needed to go down 'cause the hat was already obstructing her view in case she needed to live ASAP. So, when you returned from the bathroom and found your girlfriend in that hat, standing arm-crossed in that stupid FBI suit that gave a mild reference to a sheriff? You were doomed.
Hands were everywhere. Tugging at Lee's tie that the woman oh-so-generously didn't forget to put on before going to that "stupid party, I didn't even plan on going there-- but if you want, we can". Your fingers practically ripped the buttons off, pushing Lee onto the nearest chair in one of the rooms you decided to...use. Could someone blame you? Lee was a walking dish for you to devour; a chair for you to sit on (her face, precisely); an oblivious FBI Agent - as funny as it might sound - who didn't have an idea how ravishing she was. Your hand grabbed the edge of Lee's hat and placed it on your own head, settling comfortably on her lap and "not noticing" how your hips gave the slow, deliberate roll that left Lee's hand flying to your hips. How your lips clashed in that feverish dance: teeth clacking, tugging, and biting harsh enough till the first droplet of blood cracked on Lee's bottom lip, and you licked it off so slowly. Not taking your lust-laced eyes from hers that seemed to become hazy and unfocused with every passed second. How your trembling fingers circled Lee's wrist and guided it to your mouth - the woman watching with a bathed breath - 'til your lips wrapped around the first digit. Licking the underside of the phalanx, twirling around the tip, and then letting it pop with sound. Taking the next one and doing the same procedures - barely noticing how Lee's thighs clenched and rubbed against each other as she watched the "show" only meant for her eyes only. Only once you heard the first sigh and then a shaky exhale from the woman, did you open your fluttering eyelashes and lock eyes with her. This time you didn't wait. Yanking Lee's hand down, down, down, under your skirt (you thought it all) where you were dripping onto her pants. You didn't have a second to apologize for the mess you were making, as you felt those lithe, nimble, slightly calloused from the gunsmpanship fingers moving the fabric to the side and collecting the wetness. All for her. How her finger would enter and stretch you with its width, how she would slowly move it up before retrieving fully, leaving you trembling and clenching your hands on Lee's shoulders, grabbing for dear life - your hot breaths coming shakily, directly into the agent's ear. As Lee would say, "Like this?" "Is this okay?" "Want to straddle my thigh for a better angle?" SO. NONCHALANTLY. I mean, if you didn't know better the signs - her barely audible quick exhales from her nose, her erratically beating heart, her slightly trembling fingers inside of you, her other hand clenching or tapping rhythmically against your waist or hip to calm herself down. And how you would ride her fingers... (I can only imagine Lee making an idiotic reference about you riding a horse or smth TT)
THIS WAS AMAZING AHHHHHHH
lee would look SO good on the bottom and with a cowboy hat omfg, and she'd totally find it hot to see reader put it on. and I love all the details you included, like her fingers being calloused from training, the subtle bodily signs of her pleasure, the "oblivious FBI agent" comment hehe. AND HER NONCHALANCE BC YES OMG. she wouldn't even realize the power she has, nor the amount of seduction her words carry. and again, I cannot erase the mental image of her in sunglasses, her FBI uniform and a cowboy hat -- like I, too, would be dragging her ass to the nearest corner IDJSKDJ.
AND THE ORAL FIXATION WITH HER FINGERS. YES. IT'S EMBARRASSING HOW MUCH I STARE AT HER HANDS WHEN WATCHING THE FILM AHHHH.
this was just AMAZINGLY written, I loved all the detail and descriptions in it. it made everything so immersive and just added to how incredibly sexy this scenario is. you seriously did such a spectacular job bc omg I am INVESTED and I will be thinking about this for a long long time
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You may be wondering, why tf did u randomly decide to make a Tumblr? Well...
THIS.
Why tf is it so big?
Also guys THIS ISNT MY BOOK ITS SCHOOLS NO JUDGEMENT. I take better care of my books than this 🤓
Nah but ac if y'all books r like this no judgement 😩 I just love PERFECTION 👌
NOT FINISHED BOOK YET. On page 289 for those who have actually read the book 📚
Also can we just acknowledge how SMALL Alice Oseman’s book chapters are? “Its like a reward” LITERALLY. Anyways Ima stop yapping cause
1. I need to read.
2. Nobody even seen this Ac yet because I made it 10 minutes ago 👁🫦👁
3. I'm hungry.
Anyway, BAIIIIISKDIENDKDK
#bookworm#radio silence#alice oseman#hi guys#glad to be here#my books are in perfect condition so#idk what else to tag
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malevolent 43 was insane so here are my notes. my live reactions while listening. enjoy :)
god i feel so sick already
EW AD☹️
okayyyy voices
is it kayne watching
oh god this again
hes way more dramatic this time i think
ermm??
yuck😨
omg queen!!! indeed queen💅💖
i have no idea whats going on
ohhh dang
IS HE GETTING CHAINED UP
im so nervous and scared and afraid
yorrick lore episode?? :3
ohhh yeahh he was the prince's skull
JOHNNNN🥳🥳🥳
omg yes talk to eachother!!! bond!
HAHA JOHN WHY ARE YOU TELLING HER ALL THIS
yesss KING AND QUEENNN
omg hastur he-who-is-not-to-be-named lord of carcosa thats the thing kayne said
OKAYYYYY 💅💅
WHO😐 HAHAAA💀💀
yesss you tell him girl!! they broke into YOUR house‼️
ohhh erm what😶
"i am the king in yellow" SHE DOESNT CARE JOHN
ermmmmmm erm erm uhh
i have no idea how to describe kingqueen relationship rn
"you are no god i have witnessed" "no. but i am a god" such good lines
she should read oscars note lol
LORE LORE LORE yess tell us about this world queen🎀
"and yet you moan on a table beneath my knife👹" okayyy shes vicious💅
YORRICK SNITCH
"my transition" okay🤨🏳️⚧️
yo i have no idea what's going on
she said i know what u are🤨
LILY MENTION LILY MENTION
👹LIES👹 girl we're having a moment
"you gained humanity as a prisoner" okayyy true hmmm..
gosh this is heavy
bestiary mentioned :))
her ass is NOT listening
i have no idea how to picture this scene in my head
ohh she was hurt by humans☹️ because her ass is a witch
two sides of the same coin
YOUR MOTHER? omg a name
arthur is straight up dead and we're doing the traumadumping hour
😀☹️😞 :( :( oh darling
mother darkness is my drag name
okay shes got a point tho🫡
YORRICK DONT HAHA shut up!!
oh!! :3
ermmm third wheeling over here
yorrick finally does something good (shuts the fuck up)
death for the undying⛓️💔
hell brings about the truth in people🔥🔥🔥 these lines go hard
im sure you did😒😒
can you believe this episode is 52 minutes long
imagine arthur laying on the floor family guy pose while all this emotional stuff is happening
BEDROCK RAAHHHH
"our" :3333
even the witch knows hes a child
"silent to all but those who can hear🗣️🗣️🗣️"
"i am not forgotten. not by him" :((
i remember you my king!! 🤓🥰
larson mansion arc throwback
"i saved him" erm you're the reason he went crazy in the first place
FUCK YOU👹 does she even know that word
john finally gets therapy not clickbait
ok shut up john my headphones are dying
ok we're back
"i tried to kill a man who i felt was in my way" 💀💀
HAHA SHES SO MEAN
okay now arthur is the child
dont go to the dark side pookie🙏
bro this shit is none of her business stay out of it
MY LOVE FOR ARTHURRREEE🥳🥳 WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!🔥‼️🗣️
ermm 😶 come on johnn🙏
arthur said i can fix him and then did!!
WOAHAHSHFHCBXNSN WHA😨😨
WOAHHHHH WHATATTTT QUEEN??
HAHAHA WHY DID YOU DO THAT
ERMMMMMMMM HES WHAT
😀😀HEAVY BREATHINGGG
OKAYYYYYYY JOHNN🥰🥰
RAHHHH👹👹👹 hes so sigma
yo what the hell is happening
😨😨😨😨HUH
this witch sure loves stabbing arthur
TRUEEE we r in her home!!
his ass is not really gone come on
do true loves kiss or whatever or like shed a tear and it'll land on him and he'll be alive again because magic
"🤢JOHN🤢" okayy rude🙄
mm yeah true why did you leave
😀john stay with us🙏🗣️ pretty pls
i miss arthurs voice its really nice
FRIEND MENTIONED like from s1 :3
HIS ASS ISNT GONE what would the show be without him bruh
jesus christ
NO NONONONOOO NO COME ON
🫣🫣 ermm 😶
man arthurs only purpose is to be a vessel huh :( :(
isn't john like bound to this body
what a mess :/ how will we fix this
girl u barely know him why do u care
"ignorant false morals" 😒girl
i wanna know what she thinks about the trolley problem
maybe don't listen to her she just murdered your boyfriend twice. thrice
GIRL YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HIM
shut up🙄 dont piss me off you killed my boy
ohh arthur i miss him already
erm john!!!! dont say allat😀
GOD DAMN IT we got so far man
hail to the king🗣️🗣️🗣️
NEW BODY??
ok now shes worshipping him😒
:( he says arthurs name so coldly. absolutely no emotion in his voice☹️
DONT TELL HER!!!!
ugh hes back to his kiy voice
im gonna kill myself actually
"think of the object you desire to find" imagine a rosetoy just appears
OH OH OH OH HAHA YEAHH HAHAA
this is awesome actually
faroes song goes hard
ohhh hes back :3
yorrick is so cutiepatootie
oh wait is he okay😨
OH NO
OH :3 HAHA YORRICK💀💀
insane episode
aye we cant save arthur without another deal with the devil i think
where's kayne when you need him
john this speech is embarrassing you're not an alpha wolf
john non binary arc🙏
..meaning??🧐
"i choose you. to be a part of you" ☹️ pokemon reference for a sec
yorrick embodiment of sillyness
yeah doll him up before reviving him
"your love for your friend" yorrick is so third wheeling
oh he feels human :3 i feel so sigma
cant we just let arthur stay dead let bro rest in peace he's been through enough
ARTHUR :33 WOAHHH😨😨
yeah i guess that musta hurt huh
yo is his ass okay😀😀
arthur is in Pain Painnn
ima have dreams about this one
#insane episode i felt ALL the emotions#malevolent#malevolent podcast#arthur lester#john doe#john doe malevolent#malevolent 43#malevolent part 43#malevolent the witch
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I find it so funny when the madness combat "og fans" see that krinkles does furry art
Ohh yea I remember all of those hardcore "og" madness combat fans in 2021-22 who like, hated every new fan who found madcom bcs of the fnf tricky mod. And were so damn against ships/headcanons/etc etc bcs " madcom is about fighting not about gay relationships 🤓☝️ " and would absolutely hate you and call you a " not real fan " if you dared to have fun and make headcanons about the characters that weren't canon.
Which is funny to me because I doubt all those people even were "og" fans. I bet that they also found out about madcom because of fnf and decided to act like they were superior to others bcs "oh I'm an og! I know everything about madcom and I'm 100% right while you're a stupid fnf kid who can't handle how madcom is actually like🤓☝️☝️"
And I know for a fact that I'm right because from what I saw on Reddit (I used to be very active on the r/madnesscombat subreddit in 2021 to 2022) most of the people who claimed to be "og" fans who act like they know everything about madcom, turned out to actually not know shit about the games and the lore.
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Intro <3
Hii!! Erm this is my first time doing a into so pls bare with me here😭 This isn’t my 1st time on here or first acc. I was jus getting bored of my old acc so yaur
Erm so ig i’ll tell u some basic info
Im black 😭(so erm if ur racist pls stay like 6 ft away/jk but if u r racist I could care less bc I hate black ppl too 🥰/its giving uncle ruckus)
My fav emojis r:😭😔😛🥰😝💀🤓😼🙁
My fav colour is blue but I have more like sage green, red(all kinda tbh)/ any pastel colours/ and ermm I actually forgot 🙁
I draw erm yeah lol
Im problematic if u couldn’t tell 😭 but guys I promise im nice
My bday:6/26
Ermm i dont rlly have any preference for pronouns but im rlly jus used to she/her(not that im comfortable with those it’s just what my family uses bc ofc they would) but u can use any pronouns(actually no i do prefer he-him-they-them BUT ITS UP TO U GUYS BC IM A PPL PLEASER 😁😁😁😁😁😁)
Also u can call me by my real name Ari or some stupid nickname(pls make one for me) ALSO i have multiple little sonas like idk how to explain it like they’re all me/ for example:Adora Alex, Alex, Riri, Ri, Ira, Adora, and Axel and I think its more. Idk but like all them r the same person but in one IDK BC IDK IF ITS LIKE A DID THING OR NOT😭
I love-hate bugs like I made these lil comics with human designs for bugs and I love researching them but I hate seeing them irl😭 erm well im fine with grasshoppers and ants etc but others NO
Songs I like/love(NOT ALL BC WHO FINNA PUT ALL THAT)
(i love steve lacy/frank ocean/odd future/tyler, the creator/Dazey and the scouts/Destroy boys/AND LOITER SQUAD 😛😛)
ALSO IM NOT SHARING MY AGE ON HERE BC I DONT FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH DOING SO 🥰🥰🥰
My interests
Proships
Eddsworld
Among us(okay guys dont bully me but erm I used to draw among us nsfw/ IT WAS LIKE 2 MONTHS AGO DAWG😭)
Dead plate
Mitski
Tyler, the Creator(im literally getting audio cd’s for Christmas of his albums and I already have his vinyls except for bastard and goblin 😛)
Melanie Martinez
Incredibox Sprunki
Countryhumans(unfortunately 🙁/im a victim fr😔)
Countryballs ig
Ybf/your bf game(okay guys im just joking 😭)
Dick figures(I love this fandom so much, also unrelated but literally NOONE OR NOTHING CAN GET ME TO LIKE HOMESTUCK😭)
Fnf
Fnaf
My oc’s 😛
Pasta(like I rlly like pasta)
Ao3-Archive of our own
Scp
Htf-Happy tree friends
Oddbods(ik they literally don’t say shit and it’s cringe BUT I DONT GIVE A FLYING erm flip i was gonna say flip, but yeah jeff is my pookie fr 🥰🥰)
Necrophilia-other philia’s ig(idk if thats how u even spell it)
Mr. Circus Papa:Ghost eyes/The finger game/and the rest of his comics-art(some of his comics r on webtoon and other apps and u can see some art on patreon)(also bc i dont feel like putting it anywhere else, I DO NOT SUPPORT IRL INCEST OR OTHER STUFF THAT I SAID I ONLY LIKE FICTIONAL THINGS)
Erm im running out of things so MOVING ON
Also a lil not so fun fact/ I wear glasses 🥲
OKAY SO ERM I DONT RLLY HAVE A DNI BUTT(lol “butt”) I WILL SAY THIS IF YOU R LIKE 20-54(okay thats not even a possible scenario) DO NOT INTERACT PLSS but other than that ily guys :3
ALSO PLS DO DONT COME LEAVING DEATH THREATS OR HATE COMMENTS BC I WILL RECORD ME KMS/jk❤️🩷💕💕
Also this blog will be so boring and depressing 😭 like yk SH and vents and ED stuff ig but erm some other stuff this stuff will have ig(i dont wanna actually say bc yk digital footprint/lil bit too late for that bud)but like yk incest shotac0n and other crap idk im rlly lazy so I might not post at all(prob jus reblogs) OH WAIT ALSO I LIKE INVADER ZIM 🥰 forgot to mention that lol also I prob do have other interests too but idk oh I like coryxkenshin(idk how to spell his name😭) aphmau/SSSniperwolf/laurenzside and i kinda used to like inquisitor master(well I liked everyone besides her like yk sora, jaxx and etc.)
But erm guys I think that concludes this intro- OH MY OHIO SKIBIDI GYATT i forgot to tell yall, i know German 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 but erm yeah thx for reading like fr tho bc not even my friends read the stuff I write for them 🙁 but yaur (i dont think im ever doing a intro again I rather just yap irl-I hate texting 😭)
ALSO IF U WANNA BMF PLSSSSS SAY SOMETHING IM SO LONELY LIKE PLS ASK TO BE MY FRIEND IM SO FREAKING DEPRESSED( I promise im cool :३) (Also if u need to vent my DM’S r always opened! Even tho I may reply late)
I made this at 1:00-2:46 am listening to loyalty by Kendrick im going to be so tired tomorrow 😭🙏(I gotta get up at 5:00 😁)
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love, i send u a msg here yesterday, did u missing me that much, um? and i’m happy by the minji fic, seriously, I LOVE HER SO MUCH ALL DONT UNDERSTAND. btw have u drinking water and eat properly? hm? i don’t put the bear emoji every time so u may confused :/, and i always gonna be ur fan number one. <3
yupppp missed those messages from my number one fan :( and seriously WHO DOESN’T LOVE KIM MINJI!? like everyone is obsessed with her she’s too perfect 😩 (i'm in desperate need of her 💔) and yeah dw about me, i’ve been eating and drinking like i’m supposed to. what about ya? r u taking care of urself? also no worries, i can spot u even if u don’t use the bear emoji 🤓 ur too unique to miss
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congratulations, you're an estrogenated soon-to-be eunuch.
still a straight man though. and definitely not a woman, much less a lesbian.
even your bio and interests are malebrained lmfao. you remind me of those autistic male nerds who would sit in the back of the class and generally stink very bad.
this is you:
🤓
terfs r so funny bcs they will say women can do anything but then some interests r male brain interests. what does this mean for the cisgender women who like the things i like
tbh I might be a eunuch already i never had testes lmfao
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oh my head is full.
Ik pnpyns parents gotta be HOMOPHOBIC ASFF
I think pnpyn is picking "safe men" like a lot of comphet sapphics
now.. this can either be with men that are unattainable, like celebrities or men you know won't like you..
OR
with men that already like you, and because they like you, you get into a relationship to convince others (or yourself) you're perfectly straight
she "fixates" on men that already like her, so she tries to force herself to like them. she's definitely aware she's atleast interested in women in a non straight manner, and is trying to push it down. Probably dislikes minji for bringing those feelings up and instead convincing herself that attraction is hatred (love and hate are two very similar emotions)
I think pnpyn in the argument got distracted by minji cause she's pretty and... Got mad. She's probably terrified of people suspecting she's gay, and will immediately refute the claims. some people do this by presenting as homophobic but... She's an idol I don't think she's doing that LMFAO
It's probably a really sensitive topic.. I bet she picks male celebrities she likes out of a catalog of "safe" guys she has in her head LMFAOO
her relationships never last long because she doesn't love them in the way they want or the way SHE herself wants.. the comphet is beating her ass
This will create a veeeryy interesting dynamic.. I feel her on a spiritual level I realized I was gay watching charlie's angels because LUCY LIUUU😭😭😭😭😭
poor pink 2000s girl watching mean girls seeing Regina George ik her ass was just convinced she appreciates the outfits... girl.
anyway I think that she probably has a lot of resentment towards herself because of this. she probably views herself in a bad light and definitely berates herself if she catches herself staring at minji because "girls can't like girls she's probably straight why are you being weird" and such.
especially in a country like korea. I'm hispanic and it used to be really bad here, if you were gay in public you risked your life and family. it's gotten better, but not only is she an idol but living in a not very accepting country.. and it's obvious her parents probably caused this so she risks losing her FAMILY. she probably thinks her members would hate her too so I can't blame her for being defensive. If someone even tries to make a joke about her not liking men I think she would SPIRALLLL she'd be like "FUCK THEY FOUND OUT" and be like uhmm no im not gay lmao have you seen (male celebrity) hes so hot (lie)
overall, while I can't gather her character from just one work, she definitely puts on a "unbothered girlboss" persona to hide her self hate and paranoia. she probably actually doesn't like herself at ALL.
do u think she is terrified of liking women in a male way. like how men belittle her and only see her for her looks do u think she's afraid to find women attractive in case she's "acting like a man" and also belittling them and such because that's like. lesbian experience.
one day she's gonna be found taking an am I gay quiz shaking and crying at the results guys mark my words.
ALSO. hope she has a breakdown over realizing (accepting) she's gay btw❤️I hope she actually starts crying screaming convinced her members r gonna HATE her ong
also.. other people can send analysis I don't own analysis LMFAOOO I would love to see other ppl take a crack at it especially characters I don't rlly understand (wowyn)
like I'd love to get a little more insight on specific characters from the lense of people with wildly different experiences. there is no such thing as copying character analysis I do not own this!!! u r not competition ur my friend.. coworker, even. All of us working together at the analysis factory 😞😞 we should unionize 🤓
I would love if people who have experienced comphet come and give character insight on pnpyn as well!!! I hope to see more ppl sending analysis but RICHGIRLYN IS MINE‼️💥💥(JOKE)
the mitski song I condemn her with is come into the water (maybe I'm the same as all those men, writing songs of all their dreaming— but would you tell me if you want me? cause I can't move till you show me)
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this is an amazing first analysis on pnp!yn I feel like some of ur views on her might change a little as the story goes on but I’d say most of things you think about her are pretty spot on.
I always find it funny that it’s hard for u to analyze wow!yn’s I feel like because ur not the biggest fan of her it makes it hard for you to understand her because there’s some asks that I’ve gotten on her and they’re pretty spot on with her. but she rlly is my most complex yn so that kinda makes me glad that you have a hard time understanding her that means my job is done
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here to confess my love to u ... i rnr reading hoons spf story and i was like DAM okay this is good and i just finished reading won't let you go and ...
HOW R U SO GOOD AT WRITING OMFG?? this story has got to be one of my favs ever. the way u wrote them omg like i wanna be in their friendgroup so bad 😣
and dont get me started on heeyn!! lord i can feel it IN MY CHEST how much they love each other and how amazing they are together even when they were apart ... HOW DID U DO THAT SKDKS and the way i felt SO MANY emotions through the whole thing like i rarely cry while reading fics but legit i CRIED like they have become my comfort fic couple i stg
anyways i hope this message didnt scare u LOL i rlly wanted to get across how much i love ur writing and how much i love this fic 🫶🏼
this is so sweet thank u sm !!! i’ve never been a friend group girl i’m like .. three separate friends from the diff stages of my life who only cross paths on my bday basically, so the wlyg friend group haunts me 😭
heeyn are my favs so far and it makes me sad i couldn’t just write a million words of them together just being lovely 😖😖😖 one day (im lying) ! IM SO HAPPY U FELT TONS OF EMOTIONS OMG i put those two through it .. and u CRIED ??? i kinda feel good about that 🧘🤓
this message did not scare me in fact it did the opposite (idk what the opposite is but i am so pleased to have received this) 😛🤍🤍🤍
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Hiiiii genius! First off, i have to say once more, i am so excited for the new story coming up. i feel like it's going to be a really good one, and i have so many questions but i am going to wait until the first chapters come out so i dont try to spoil it for myself (or for everyone else).
in the meantime, i started to re-read route 1 (i have to come back and re-read all the yandere fics because i think i've read all of them on tumblr already, i wish there were more enha yandere materials on tumblr) but i just realized as i was reading and going back to anon asks to be sure, heeseung in chapter 4/5, did he actually fall in love with chae-unnie first before he saw MC? because now that i've re-read it, and read the part where "his heart fluttered" when he spoke to her after the fight in the cafeteria, I feel like "wow, how did i miss this?" did he actually go slightly yandere and follow chae-unnie when she bought the necklace so he could date her and be with her, but then changed his mind when he saw MC?
also, did he also have his friends stage the whole harrasment/kidnapping scene with chae-unnie so he could use that as a way to date her? because i started to get the vibe that he went yandere for chae unnie after having his heart broken at being "fooled by hackers" but then saw MC (which judging by the verbiage in the story, she must have been really super pretty, like too pretty to be 17 like those social media models, that was the vibe i got lol) and then fell in love, but then went yandere for her when he found out she was the one who texted him.
This story is like a new adventure each time i read it and i love it! and i feel like Niki's story is going to be the same way. i love your mind and creations, please never give up because not going to lie, i think i started reading route 1 in february, and i know the story is dark itself but it was good and intriguing that it got me through some very tough times and if it weren't for yandere heeseung's next move in getting MC (true love is never pretty i feel like) i would have been still going through a rough patch. i became so invested in the story, re-reading it doesnt get boring. so thank you and keep it up! we are rooting for you!
Genius i- 😭✋🏻 anon r u making me blush or what lol- thank you so much once again, it's giving me sm happiness to read this 💗
And about the questions, it's such a huge spoiler lmao to answer all of these but I'll try my best to answer a bit.
HS never loved Chae, but he did had his heart fluttered because of her because after all that's the face he had fallen in love with—the pictures and stuff. But still, about the love thingy, I could say 'almost'. He almost love her 🤓 AND THE NEXT QUESTIONS ARE REALLY SPOILERSS HAHA-
But again, I think this is clear in itself, a spoiler it is; he almost love Chae.
Also knowing about MC, all I could say is that something intrigued HS upon finding out it was her. Eh, and another one is I mean MC doing that kind of stuff is really insane lol so it's a bonus for HS falling even more for her (despite the raging madness inside him)
And thank you! I couldn't thank you enough for this, I really love this words of yours, truly. Thank you sm for supporting me, it makes me so happy to have you here as my reader and always being here all the way. And I'm so glad to hear that my fic help you went through tough times like, it happens to me too and fics are the only thing I could go to and so it's really heartwarming that I could help you in it too. Like, thank you! Thank you for all these wonderful long paragraphs, I seriously love them, they always make my day. Writing this takes such plenty of time, and to have you spending them on me and for my stories are just such an honour! Thank you for existing, and thank you for being here 💗 I appreciate you alot.
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