#who do i have to kill to stop seeing that stupid headcanon.... it's everywhere

[cieric-of-chaos]

there's nothing worse than seeing people headcanon your favorite character as a "sw*ftie"

[wlwanakin]

lets do obi wan, padme, Leia for character ask meme

obi-wan:

how i feel about this character: it’s complicated!! i love him and find him fascinating but i think there is too much of him everywhere and far too much of that is blatantly incorrect about him and due to that and how under-acknowledged his faults are i tend to go through seasonal intervals where i think he should be killed with a gun. but i love him mostly

all the people i ship romantically with this character: ventress, quinlan vos, darth maul a bit, i guess i tolerate his thing with satine. i’m not particularly serious about any of these though it’s just fun

my non-romantic otp for this character: i dislike this term! the dynamic that intrigues me the most is his dynamic with anakin but no way in hell am i calling that any kind of “otp”

my unpopular opinion about this character: he is not as important to anakin as y’all make him out to be. he is very important don’t get me wrong but like damn y’all love to make him #1. he’s not #1!! at all!!

one thing i wish would happen/had happened with this character in canon: i wish padmé had yelled at him just once

my otp: ventrobi <3 i like to think they have had extremely weird drunk bdsm sex as power play <3

my crossover ship: don’t have one

a headcanon fact: this will perhaps tie everything i’ve been saying together but mostly for my own amusement i really run with the “jedi are allowed to fuck” thing and hc that obi-wan essentially does the exact opposite of catholic celibacy and is the king of lackluster meaningless one-night stands. he fucks so much. this is of course very virtuous because there is no romantic desire involved. he would NEVER have post-marital sex that’s a sin

padmé:

how i feel about this character: LOVE OF MY LIFE. top 3 star war. i love her more and more every time i get back into it. this hyperfixation resurgence was mostly about her from the start i can’t stop writing fics in her pov

all the people i ship romantically with this character: anakin. and dormé a little bit. sometimes sabé if i’m in the mood

my non-romantic otp for this character: does sabédala count for this? it’s romantic but unrequited and i find it boring to change that and i love thinking about padmé’s side of it regardless so i guess it counts

my unpopular opinion about this character: her death is mostly fine!! people are always complaining about her death but i think it works conceptually and was executed fine. could’ve been better but i’m not losing sleep about it. her surviving would’ve been stupid bc she’s dead in the ot and i’d rather her death be on-screen and impactful like every male main character who dies

one thing i wish would happen/had happened with this character in canon: i need to see her grieve cordé and versé more!! those deaths haunt her and you can’t tell me otherwise and not even queen’s hope gave me any details on her grief and that pisses me off so bad. show me her grief!!!!

my otp: anidala <3

my crossover ship: don’t have one

a headcanon fact: in my heart and soul i know she’s a vegetarian. if you show me something that contradicts this i will ignore you. she also gets periodically so weird about food because she is a control freak and this is worsened by the vegetarianism. and sometimes she cannot go to the market because she will have an ethical dilemma about how the food is sourced that is so debilitating she simply does not buy anything. being a child queen gave her ocd <3

leia:

how i feel about this character: I LOVE HER!! she is one of my favorites in the ot <3 i dressed up as her for halloween when i was like six

all the people i ship romantically with this character: pretty much just han lmao. but every time i see people ship her with a woman i’m like “yeah i see it” so i also support leia yuri on principle

my non-romantic otp for this character: once again dislike this term!! bc my favorite non-romantic dynamic she has is with luke!! and i’m not calling that a ship in any sense!!

my unpopular opinion about this character: i don’t really have one?

one thing i wish would happen/had happened with this character in canon: i feel like i can’t answer this bc i don’t read enough ot stuff and it might just turn out anything i say did in fact happen in something i didn’t read

my otp: hanleia

my crossover ship: don’t have one

a headcanon fact: as a child she was really into a space equivalent of american girl dolls. her normalest childhood hobby was collecting a bunch of fucking…alderaanian girl dolls i guess and she would carry whichever one she was most excited about around and tell any adult willing to listen about the historical context the doll was supposed to come from in detail

[blair-the-juggalho]

HI AGAIN I RLLY RLLY RLLY LOVE UR WAY OF WRITING SS AS HFJANDSNDHWHFHAHF

(I’m sorry for sending another ask)

May I request Ben (again, I’m sorry I love him so much rn) with a hella protective s/o???? Headcanons!! you can switch to Louis if easier as well, again ahshwhheahd

Yeah of course lmao! AND THANK YOU SO MUCH, LOVELYYYY!!! <<33333!

Also never say sorry!!! :D I never mind doing requests as long as your polite when asking (which you always are!!!)

TW: anxiety, some sad themes, and other TWDG normal things such as killing yk

TWDG Ben and Louis with an S/O who’s protective!

Ben

He absolutely adores you for this you have no idea

He’s a very nervous and scared dude so you being protective over him makes him feel so safe!!!

You have a big job here since a lot of the people in the group treat him so unfairly!

So when some ones there to stand up for him he feels so seen

Your literally an angel to this man even when your killing walkers and biting someone’s head off because they where mean to him lmao

He gets really anxious sometimes so when your there comforting him and holding him til he feels better he’s in heaven

If you guys ever leave the base/ after the walkers took over his anxiety skyrocketed

Seeing walkers every once in a while and outside the barrier was bad enough but now they where everywhere and there was no were no walls to hide behind

But you never leaves his side

He’d usually walk really close behind you if if he was really scared he’d hold your free hand or arm!

You have no idea how thankful this man is to have you in his life, in a world like this where there’s not much good left your like a light in the darkness

Louis

Totally contrast, this man is a little piece of shit now

He knows no one can say anything to him without you having a go at them and standing up for him

And he loves it

Non stop bragging about it too

He’d call you something stupid like “his bodyguard” or “his guardian angel”

He really feels so happy when’s he’s with you and your one of the few people he trusts enough to show his inner, uncertain thoughts too

However if your the type of person to lecture him for doing something that could be dangerous he’d act like a moody teen lmao

He loves you for it but this little over dramatic man will do some big sigh and will be like

“Awww come on! I wouldn’t of gotten hurt! I’m quick and sneaky! Like a ninja >:D.”

He loves it when your always by his side especially when you’ve gone out of the school

He sees you two as an unstoppable little duo lmao!

[selineram3421]

Hey. Can I get headcanons of Angel Dust and Alastor seperstly with reader who is getting hounded by paparazzi for dating a famour porn star/overlord.

Your work is graet!

Paparazzi are the worst! I'd hate to be watched 24/7 and not be given a break.

Headcanons for Paparazzi following Reader

Love interests: Alastor, Angel

Warnings? ⚠

⚠ blood, murder, cussing ⚠

Angel Dust🕸

Being with Angel is a blast!

Yeah, there was ups and downs but you both worked everything out.

The only problem was paparazzi.

Everyone wanted to know your fucking life after some ass spotted you with Angel.

Social media went wild and don't get started with the Three V's

Valentino was yelling at Angel over the phone, which you took and said, quote: "Fuck off, this won't be a problem with his work. Have a terrible day, you over grown mothman bitch wannabe."

"Babe, you alright? I know how shitty this is.", your spider boy asks, cuddling you close.

"Nothing I can't handle Fluff-ti, promise."

Some dates are interrupted but you both have fun killing a few before running off to do something else.

The damn photographers chased you around everywhere. You started to carry a few more guns than usual and a baseball bat.

Tv? You told Katie Killjoy to go eat giraffe shit.

You did do one interview because the demon who asked was nice and you held a gun to their head the entire time and watched them submit the draft to their boss.

The boss wanted to add extra stupid crap, so you pulled back the hammer. "Give me their number."

You proceeded to cuss them out and threatened to shit in their office, kill whoever they were in love with, and set the publishing building on fire with them in it.

After killing a bunch of paparazzi, and a few reporters, they left you alone.

There is the occasional idiot and you gotta deal with them to remind demons to fuck off.

Alastor🎙

Being with Alastor is a dream

Of course there were little fibs but nothing to worry too much about.

However, there was an outside problem. Paparazzi.

And Mimzy but you could easily get rid of her anytime you wanted. (But sadly she's your love's friend and you both have to play nice. For now.)

Anytime you stepped out the cameras would go off and a few reporters would shout out for your answers, they stalked you for a good few months.

Alastor only noticed after seeing some camera flashes when you both went on a walk in the park.

"Darling, why have you held this from me?", he asks, cupping your cheeks with his hands.

The photographer laying in a pool of their own blood.

"I thought they'd get bored and leave me alone after a while. I'll take care of it.", you reassure. "I'll let you know if anything else happens. Promise."

Somehow you lasted for another week, but one of the annoying demons asked you to flash them.

You arrived to your date with Alastor late that day covered in blood.

"I'm sorry for arriving late deer but there was an annoying little bug that I had to deal with."

You both get tired of the constant stalking and have a massacre, dancing on the bodies with music coming from a nearby bar.

For some reason more show up after that and you have to get out your blades. Very nice blades, gifted by Alastor.

You feel like Mimzy is one of the reasons why they find you so quickly but you make sure to do something to her later.

After killing so many, they stopped. Especially after you made a trip to the publishing building and tv studio, having a nice chat with the person in charge.

Vox is also annoying but you let Alastor have fun with him.

Extra!

.

This was fun!

For real tho, paparazzi need to chill.

~Seline, the person.

ML for Alastor🎙

ML for Angel Dust🕸

[sevikasmainwhore]

requesting hcs for the arcane characters making their s/o cry during an argument

dam

Making you cry during an argument

characters : vi , caitlyn, ran, jinx, sevika, vander, grayson

Requested ⇢ Yes/No

Type ⇢ Headcanons ❥

❤️ Vi has always been overly protective of you. Whether your going out for a walk or even just going to a different aisle in the grocery store. So if she’s arguing with you it’s because she felt you were to careless. You and her were going back and forth and it was pretty heated until she said something that really hurt you. “MAYBE IF YOU WERE’NT SO FUCKING STUPID THEN I WOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT YOU” It went quiet after that. The way she said it made it seem like she was tired of you. She didn’t mean, did she? You couldn’t help but cry. Vi had realized what she had done but it was too late for her to get any kind of apology in. You had locked yourself in y’all’s shared bedroom. She messed up. She messed up big time.

💙 You kept getting onto Caitlyn’s back about how dangerous her line of work is, How if she isn’t careful she could get hurt or even worse and you didn’t want that. You were just being the good s/o you wanted to be, you were just looking out for her. But it seems she didn’t like that because now your both in a heated argument about what is and isn’t safe. “MAYBE IT’LL BE GOOD IF I DIDNT COME HOME TO YOUR ANNOYING ASS” Ouch. That hurt. That hurt you bad. Before she could even apologize your already crying, shoving her away from you and locking yourself in the bathroom. You didn’t want to see her. Was that really how she felt about you??

🖤 Ran always got themselves in bad situations, and you were absolutely terrified of it. You were scared they were going out one night but won’t show up the next and it was eating you up inside. You didn’t want that at all so you decided to talk to them about it. Bad Idea. Emotions were everywhere, word after word just kept going. “YOU FUCKING IDIOT, ONLY THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT” No you weren’t, you were thinking about them. Why would they say that?? You were frustrated and you can’t really do anything but cry out of that frustration. Ran knew they fucked up but was too heated to say anything so they walked out. This only made things worse. I’m sure they’ll be back.

💣 You always thought about what would happen to Jinx if she got caught. Her punishment would be worse than Stillwater and that thought kept you up at night. Made you lose your appetite. It drained you. Jinx caught on the this switch and asked what was keeping you this miserable. You didn’t know what to say so you just blurted. “Jinx you have to stop” It was probably the voices that made her this way but an argument ensued. “OH I SHOULDVE KNOWN DATING WAS A MISTAKE” It was quiet. She didn’t mean it. It was the voices surely, she could never say something like that. You couldn’t stop the tears. You apologized to her and made your way out of her lair to who knows where. Jinx knew she fucked up but everything was so loud she didn’t know who to blame.

💜 Sevika had a dirty job. You knew this the minute you and her got together. It was so obvious too. But that didn’t mean you didn’t worry about her. Sometimes she’d come home late and you’d overthink every situation. Did she get hurt badly? Did someone finally do it?? Was Silco finally sick of her?? Everything just kept you from going to bed so you waited for her just to set your mind at ease. It was around 1 in the morning when she finally came home, covered in shimmer and someone else’s blood. She was tense but got upset when she saw you were still up. That’s when it all started. She was yelling, you were yelling. Something was bound to be said “I JUST KNEW YOUD GET IN MY WAY” That shouldn’t have hurt the way it did. Sevika should’ve meant so many things in that sentence. The possibilities were endless. She could’ve killed you, She could’ve left you where you stand, hell she could’ve even fed you to the wolves without a second glance. You cried in frustration and sadness. You didnt want to be around her right now. You had to leave.

🍻 Vander was the peace keeper of the under ground, so if an argument ever ensued it was most likely because you’re worried about him too much and he’s had a stressful day. It was 2 in the morning when he came home late, he reeked of alcohol. He didn’t like seeing you up this late so that must’ve been the start. You expressed to him how he should take better care of himself, maybe keep out of the limelight for a bit. He didn’t like that. “MAYBE IF YOU GOT OFF YOUR LAZY ASS YOUD UNDERSTAND WHY IM OUT SO LATE” Woah. Lazy? Did he think you were lazy? Your doing everything you can and he says that? You couldn’t stop the tears. Before he could apologize you were already pushing past him, going somewhere he surely didn’t know where. It was gonna be a long night.

🧡 You didn’t like Graysons job. You’ve told her this and she’d just laugh it off saying how you worry too much. But it was only right that you worry about her. She had a dangerous job. If she wasn’t careful about who to watch out for she could end up killed and you did not want that. To be standing over a coffin with your lover inside. Oh no, that’s a day you dread. Well one night she came home late. She had blood on her gloves and was tense. Something must’ve happened that took a toll on her. All you asked was if she was okay, but I guess she thought you were telling her to quit because now you’re both in a heated argument about god knows what. “MAYBE ITD BE BEST IF I DIDNT COME HOME” She didn’t mean that. Not at all. She was just stressed that’s all. That still didn’t help the tears. It was probably best if you went away for a bit. Grayson tried reaching out to you but it was too late. You’re already out the door. Grayson fucked herself over with this one and it was gonna take a lot to forgive herself.

note: i’ve decided to just post two at a time instead of all at once. that would be so messed up ;-; there will be a part 2 c:

[yhwhsdaughter]

dating sangwoo headcanons ༄

content: gn reader, nsfw, unhealthy relationship, possible murder-suicide

yoonbum ver.

— unfaithful. at the beginning of your relationship, he didn’t think you guys would last; thus, cheating. as his feelings deepened, he stopped, only seducing people to kill. why would he need anyone else when he has you to fullfilll his needs?

— possessive. he’s like a dog, territorial. should anything or anyone disrupt your feelings for him, sangwoo is quick to dispose of that. you’re for him only. not above acting petty if people approach you with lustful intentions. this is one of the reasons he agrees to tie the knot. he’s seen too much of you to let you go

— protective. sangwoo can be very dismissive of you at times; partly because he’s an asshole and doesn’t consider other’s feelings. however, if anyone else makes hurtful remarks towards you, he’s onto their ass. no one but him, is allowed to cause you pain. also, he’s your man and it would reflect badly on him if douchebags insulted his weak partner.

— jealous. if he thinks you’re even staring at someone else he will say “whore” like damn you can’t even daydream because he thinks you’re fantasizing about the ugly ass cashier. he blames you too tf. in his warped mind, you belong to him. you should only have eyes for him. fights the urge to take you in front of them, to claim you publicly. basically, he can’t handle the thought of you being with someone else

— surprisingly accepting of your flaws. he’s not completely delusional; sangwoo knows you deal with a lot of shit from him, so he thinks it’s fair to accept you for who you are. even if you turn out to be a killer or something. obviously, he will use it against you but only if you threaten to leave. actually kinda glad since he doesn’t have to feel morally inferior. it’s a secret that only you two share; a bonding moment.

— high libido. wants to do it always and everywhere. he really can’t have enough of you; he’s young so he has the stamina and strength to keep fucking for a good while. is it his fault your cute little ass gives him a hard on?

— dominant. if he’s feeling particularly playful he might let you think you’re about to top and then bam! he will never be the bottom, so sorry. sangwoo loves to be in control.

— sadist. something about him and inflicting pain on others, especially you. don’t ask him why but it get him going. maybe it’s the erotic faces you make when he sets a brutal pace. he likes to see you like that and be the only one to do so.

— probably into s&m. it depends on his mood. sometimes he doesn’t feel like using chains and just wants it to be you two. having you at his mercy always does it. sangwoo also prioritizes his pleasure. once you’re married (perhaps before), he will make the effort to make you cum and please you, which is like the bare minimum but go off I guess.

— occasionally thoughtful. yes, sangwoo’s a fucking psycho, but not completely heartless. when he’s feeling particularly soft, he will take you out on dates. nothing too fancy, maybe like a coffee shop, a movie, shopping or to the carnival. he’ll take you on trips and act frisky; I say it’s the adrenaline of doing naughty stuff in public.

— won’t admit it, but he’s one of those couples that like to match. sangwoo wants people to see you’re together, it’s his way of marking territory and also because he refuses to be with someone who doesn’t dress well. he might choose your clothes depending on the occasion.

— if you have a uterus, children are a no go. trauma. hates the idea of sharing you with someone; a baby growing in your womb will definitely take away time from you. wouldn’t want to have sex with a pregnant person and won’t wait for 9months. sangwoo probably got a vasectomy to prevent this; or will want his partner to be sterile. also, he doesn’t like to use protection and has a breeding kink

— will absolutely charm your family. they will be wrapped around his finger. sangwoo is anything but stupid. if they’re important to you, he will find a way to get on their good side, which isn’t hard. he’s a good looking young man. your parents may even love him more than you.

— has very… old fashioned ideals. regardless of your gender, sangwoo will want you to take on the role of the ‘wife’ which means cooking, cleaning, and servicing him. sangwoo helps; he’s excellent at cleaning evidence away and he had to cook for himself prior to you. if you don’t know, he’ll teach you,, but mostly he’s the breadwinner and does the heavy lifting.

— attachment issues. doesn’t want you to leave him. ever. would go as far as involving you in his life of crime, making you his accomplice, to have you with him forever because he can’t ask for marriage like a regular person.

— separation anxiety. having you with him is a must. you’re the only person on earth who will see him vulnerable. he also panics internally when he thinks about death; he wants you to die together. like if he finds out either of you have a terminal illness, he might just take you for a ride, crash the car and end it all.

[unnerving-presence]

Oh I finally have an idea for a request.

Headcanons of The Oni, Ghostface, Michael and Frank getting brutaly killed by the survivor reader because they were fed up with being the hunted one. To the point were the entity doesn't let the reader in trials anymore

this is by far the coolest idea i’ve ever seen thank you for requesting anon!

i’m gonna guess reader isn’t dating them because i imagine that they would rather talk to them about it then… kill them lol.

i’m don’t know how to write murdering people in a cool way because i don’t murder people so i’m sorry if this isn’t that good 💀

this is quite a long chapter, so be aware

Kazan Yamaoka/The Oni:

The last thing he ever expected a survivor to do to him was kill him. He thought that nobody would dare oppose him, considering his large stature and deadly equipment. Though it seemed he was wrong.

He’s very surprised at first. His careless grip on his sword allowing you to easily knock it out of his grasp and take it for yourself. He makes a mental note to never make a stupid move like that again.

He may have had his kanabo, but he couldn’t grab it fast enough as you quickly slashed and stabbed at his body, slicing tendons and breaking skin. It’s obvious you didn’t know how to properly use a katana, but somehow your blind rage made it hurt all the worse.

It was like when he died all over again. Like the mob surrounding him again. Beating him, stabbing him, calling him names. And it seemed you knew exactly where to make it hurt also. Even reopening wounds. It’s quite pathetic that’s he’s dying like this, he thinks. All because he underestimated a survivor and let them catch him off guard.

After the Entity revives him from the dead, he gets quite angry that he even let a survivor lay a finger on him. He takes the time that he has alone to go thoroughly trash his realm. Crushing statues, ripping the foundations off some of the shrines. He messed it up so badly that he had to go to his granddaughters realm so the Entity could fix his up.

He seeks you out after finding that you’re not even allowed in trials anymore. As much as he wants to, he knows he can’t kill you outside of trials. So he takes you to Rin’s realm with him so he can talk with you about why you did what you did.

He can’t speak much english or really understand it, so he has Rin do the talking for him. After you tell him why, he sort of understands. He was like that at some point in his life. Tired of being targeted and treated like an animal. Just don’t do that shit again and you guys will be on pretty good terms. Hes still kind of angry at you though

Michael Myers/The Shape:

It takes a lot to kill someone like him. He’s not an easy target. He’s been burned, beat, shot, stabbed, bit. He’s been through it all, so when you manage to get your hands on something sharp, Michael didn’t really think much of it. How greatly he underestimated you.

He’s not one to visibly show emotion, but damn can you tell that he is angry. How can a shard of glass do this much to him? Why can’t he move his arms? What are you doing to him?

You stab every place you possibly could. His wrists, his neck, his arms, his stomach. Pretty much everywhere. You even stab his eye. The good one i mean. Until you know he’s dead, you’re not stopping your attacks.

He puts up quite a fight, managing to get his hand around your neck before you can stab it. He can’t really do much though, most of his limbs aren’t even functional at this point from how much you’ve stabbed them.

When he’s sent back to his realm alive and well, he quickly seeks you out. He’s going to make you suffer, no matter what the Entity says. Unfortunately the Entity says he can’t hurt you outside of trials. That’s not really stopping Michael though.

Definitely tries choking you to death the second he sees you but a quick stab in the arm from the Entity makes him rethink his actions. Now he just sort of.. stares at you. He probably doesn’t stop until he’s taken into another trial just to make you uncomfortable. Yeah he’s petty like that.

He can only assume that you’re not allowed in trials since he never even sees you in them anymore. This makes him ever the more angry since he can’t even kill you back. He forever holds a grudge against you. Prepared to be stalked from afar until Michael decides to stop being a petty bitch.

Ghostface/Danny Johnson:

I guess this is what he gets for being cocky all the time huh? He’s pretty confident in himself and thought this ���game’ was well played on his part. The Entity even granted him the favor of killing a survivor. Until he was the one that was being killed.

He does give you a few punches and tries to get you under him, but a quick slash to his abdomen has him on the ground, holding himself up with one hand and desperately trying to search for his knife with the other. Damn it, you have it don’t you?

It takes more to kill him than you thought, but he’s not as tough as most killers. Finally thrusting the knife in through his neck quickly puts him out of his misery. Knowing he’s dead doesn’t stop you from stabbing him a few more times in his chest though.

Apparently he hadn’t studied you as much as he should’ve. He’s very impressed, he has to admit, but he’s been humiliated. In his eyes he has atleast. Looks like he needs to put you in your place and show you who the real killer is here.

Though finding out soon after that you haven’t been seen in any of the other killers trials, he sort of pissed. He can’t even get payback! He’ll probably whine to the Entity about it though he knows she won’t listen.

He’ll keep his distance for now. He’s sort of embarrassed that you, a puny survivor has killed him, a killer. It doesn’t sit right in his head and he’ll probably get a laugh or two if he tells the other killers so he just keeps it to himself.

Still pissed though. If he ever sees you wandering around he might insult you a bit but it’s all he can really do. I wouldn’t get too close though. He might have the courage to give you a stab in the chest if he’s feeling rebellious.

Frank Morrison/The Legion:

I imagine it goes how his mori would. He would try to swing at you but misses as you quickly duck to avoid the attack. He manages to stab your arm as you shove him back. Unlucky for him, his grip loosened on the knife and was now deep into your arm.

The pain didn’t seem to stop you from yanking the knife out of your arm, and giving him a taste of his own medicine, stabbing him in the shoulder and throwing him to the ground. Before he even has a chance to recover, you’re on top of him dragging the knife through his stomach before ripping his mask off and impaling him straight through his mouth.

He doesn’t have much of a chance to fight back. Your anger far surpassing his, caring about nothing more than making him suffer. In the little time he has to think, he wonders why the Entity is even allowing this. More importantly, why are you so damn strong?

He’s sort of scared of you to be honest, and it takes a lot for him to be scared. That look on your face as you clambered on top of him. You looked like you didn’t have even an inch of humanity left in you. Atleast in the moment you didn’t, not when you were so fed up with dying over and over again. He really felt like he wasn’t coming back after knowing you were going to kill him.

He might tell his friends about it, but nobody else. He trusts them enough to take it seriously and to comfort him. As much as a tough guy he is, he’s really just shocked about the whole thing. He’s never the one that has to die, so he’s never thought much about it, but when you’re in a situation like that, he understands how the survivors feel.

He’s sort of glad you aren’t in trials anymore. He doesn’t want his friends to be hurt, and he definitely doesn’t want himself to be hurt if that’s how you’re going to act near him. Though if you do manage to get near him and talk with him, he will start to understand why you did what you did. He’s not sure if he entirely forgives you, but atleast he knows you won’t hurt him again.

[azucanela]

pls some headcanons for Bakugou, Shinsou and Shoto when the reader kisses them infront of everyone. Thank you :)

KISSING THEM IN FRONT OF EVERYONE

FT. BAKUGOU KATSUKI, SHINSOU HITSOHI TODOROKI SHOUTO

SUMMARY: in which you and the boys kiss in public, and now everyone is screaming. oh no.

WORD COUNT: 2.1k

WARNING: season three spoliers, insecurities, arguments,

A/N: i wanted to do scenarios bc this was too good ugh thank YOU for requesting this 

BAKUGO KATSUKI

lol so HAVE FUN WITH THIS ONE

you two are already dating but you keep it on the down low because its Katsuki and he’s like ew people knowing i have feelings other than anger? ew ew ew

you’re fine with it, but if he thinks its bothering you he’ll talk to you about it and smother you with affection, but he’ll act like its nothing

wants to rub it in his faces that you are his girlfriend, yes, but also he doesn’t want the teasing that comes with it. he knows for a fact that all his friends would bully him because he is SOFT FOR YOUUU and he’s also just a generally private person

you respect this and like it’s fine woo yeah okay it’s nice being the only one that sees the side of him that’s all soft and cute and affectionate

i can’t really see the two of you slipping up unless it’s influenced by a lot of emotions

where do these emotions come from? you might ask

his kidnapping.

you were a mess, but it was lowkey, real lowkey. and unlike the others you do not support trying to save katsuki on their own, trusting the heroes to do their job is the way to go.

so you don’t go with them. the next time you see your lovely boyfriend is when he’s giving kirishima money

so naturally, consumed by all the fear and panic you felt while he was gone, you kiss him!

and he kisses you back and its really soft and oh-

what a shame the whOLE CLASS IS THERE 

everyone is really confused, but they’re happy because they think that the two of you finally addressed the clear tension between the two of you, all it took was a lil kidnapping

except then you pull apart, completely disregarding them, your hands on his face, “baby are you okay?”

you don’t call someone you haven’t kissed before baby

then it clicks for the rest of the class

SCREAMS.

so much yelling

oh god have fun with that one

the bakusquad is yelling at him for not telling him, the dekusquad is scolding you for not telling them, there’s just a lot of questionable things

katsuki will get SO FLUSTERED because this is not what we wanted

at least the attention was off of his kidnapping now

maybe that was your goal idk 👀

Katsuki really wished everyone would shut up about his kidnapping, it wasn’t something he wanted to think about right now, or ever if he was honest. So much had happened in the past few days and he was still struggling to process all of it, and the disgustingly warm welcome he’d received to the dorms wasn’t helping. It was gross. 

He’d shoved cash into Kirishima’s hand, rolling his eyes when he began to panic at the possibility that he’d taken it from Denki, shutting down the idea almost immediately.

And then he saw her.

Y/N was shoving past everyone and heading to him, and he couldn’t help the relief he felt when he saw her. Katsuki was grateful she hadn’t been involved in the little escape plan Deku had hatched out, but seeing her made him feel calmer than even as she practically tackled him, hands coming to his cheeks as she brought him into a kiss.

Their lips molded together perfectly, his hands coming to her sides and holding her like he’d never let go as her hands gripped his face rather harshly. It would have been the perfect moment, had the rest of his class not been there. 

Y/N seemed to disregard this as she pulled apart, eyes darting across his figure as his brows furrowed at her clear distress. “Calm down, idiot.” His cheeks are turning red as he realizes that everyone is staring, but he can’t help but focus his attention on her as he feels a wave of relaxation wash over him as she begins to run her hands all over him in search of injuries.

“Oh, I’m sorry, for caring about your wellbeing.” She grumbled, wrapping her arms tightly around his torso when her hands left his face. “Baby, you scared me.” His arms wrapped around her shoulders securely, as he rolled his eyes, though Katsuki wouldn’t deny he was appreciating all the attention she was giving him, he was beginning to feel embarrassed as he allowed her to hold onto him.

As if the kiss hadn’t been enough to astonish the rest of their class, the pet name simply amplified their shocked as they all cried out, “baby?” Kirishima had exchanged looks with Mina, who looked equally confused before returning their gaze to Katsuki, a look of betrayal evident on both their faces.

Stupid barbarians. “SHUT UP EXTRAS!” Katsuki exclaimed, holding Y/N tighter to his chest as his cheeks flushed red, he could hear her laugh against his chest. “Can’t a guy hug his girlfriend in peace.” 

“GIRLFRIEND?”

He was grateful for the subject change, though he didn’t appreciate the fact that his relationship had been exposed, until he looked back to Y/N, who beamed at him. 

If she was happy then it was fine he supposed. 

SHINSOU HITOSHI

welp

this one will probably have the funniest reaction

like

you did not just kiss him, in front of all these people, was that a joke?

i think he’s the only one you wouldn’t already be in a relationship with, purely because this is just 10x funnier

so ever since the two of you first started hanging, there have been people criticizing you for befriending him at all, because of his quirk, they just cannot believe that the Y/N L/N is hanging out with Shinsou Hitoshi

but also, ever since the two of you started hanging out, the bullying has lessened immensely, most because you threatened everyone it was really subtle, but they got the message

nobody screws with Y/N L/N

anyways, you two are probably hanging out again, and it’s been a while since you got one of those comments, which is the main reason this one sets you off.

“quit hanging out with that freak L/N, he’s gonna ruin your chances at becoming a pro.” 

shinsou was used to this, and your violent reactions, so he immediately brought a hand to your arm to ensure you didn’t commit a murder, shaking his head at you

you turn back to him, and you’re lowkey glaring at him before turning your piercing eyes back to the other guys

and without breaking eye contact with them, you grab Shinsou’s face, earning stares from everywhere in the cafeteria, and then kiss him

shinsou is shocked

shinsou.exe

you killed him.

he did not anticipate this um, you kinda caught him by surprise with this one, he genuinely did not think it was possible for you to feel this way for him

when you pull away, the kiss is almost like magic

you don’t mess with Y/N’s friends, much less their boyfriend

When Y/N beams up at Shinsou, he can’t help the way his heart skips a beat. It’s ridiculous, he knows this, and he hates that he can’t prevent it. Shinsou is no fool, he knows Y/N L/N, a UA student that could potentially be a member of the Top Ten heroes in the future, would never like him. He wouldn’t be shocked if she befriended him entirely out of pity, given how students used to treat him prior to their unlikely friendship. She’d weaseled her way into his life, despite his attempts to avoid her, ignore her, and even tell her off, she’d stuck around. 

And yes, Shinsou had made the mistake of liking her. On days like this, he’d entertain the possibility that Y/N liked him back, because sometimes she hugged him for longer than average friends did, or maybe she’d press a kiss to his cheek, or even hold his hands.

That was probably just something best friends did.

“Hitoshi! Don’t you know what this means?” She exclaimed, hands finding their way onto his shoulders in the middle of the cafeteria.

Yes, she used his first name.

Shinsou rolled his eyes, trying to keep himself from getting flustered purely because her hands were on him, “Y/N it’s not a big deal, and besides-”

“We’re going to be in the same class!” Her hands move from his shoulders to around them as she pulls him into a hug, “I’m so proud of you.”

He’s shocked that she’s saying these things, and its clear she has more confidence in him than he does. Aizawa had offered him daily training to get him onto the same level as the other Class 1-A students, and he’d be joining them the next semester, assuming everything went well. “It’s no guarantee.” He mumbles, wrapping his arms around her torso.

Shinsou felt Y/N swat his back as she pulled away slightly, much to his dismay, “you’re so talented! Of course, he’s gonna let you in.” 

She sounded so sure, and Shinsou felt his heart swell with pride. 

He moves to speak, only to be interrupted by a passerby, “L/N. Come on, quit hanging out with that freak.” Y/N recognized him, James, he’d bothered Shinsou before, and he’d tried to get Y/N to stop hanging out with Shinsou and been unsuccessful. “He’s just gonna ruin your chances at becoming a pro.”

Y/N pulls away slightly from Shinsou, her brows are furrowed as she moves to confront him, only for Shinsou to grab her arm, shaking his head. “Don’t.”

Turning to glare at the guy, Y/N scoffed, “is this because I rejected you?” 

“He asked you out?” Shinsou asked, but Y/N gave him a look that said they’d discuss it later. She could remember the day vividly, he’d asked shortly after she returned from hanging out with Shinsou, telling her she could do so much better, and so much better meant him. 

She disagreed. And now Y/N couldn’t help but feel bothered as their argument begins to draw attention from others within the cafeteria, she can see in the corner of her eye that Izuku has come to a stand. Though Iida is grasping his shoulder to try and prevent him from doing anything irrational, they all knew Y/N could stand on her own. 

James scoffed at her words, “you probably rejected me because he made you.” The implications were dark, the idea that Shinsou had forced Y/N to befriend him and reject James, though he’d never used his quirk on her and swore he never would. 

Shinsou found himself releasing Y/N’s arm, taking a step backwards as he sighed, only for her to grab his hand and yank him closer before taking his face in her hands and kissing him.

She was kissing him.

Oh.

Shinsou’s mind empties as Y/N pulls away, turning back to James as she says, “my boyfriend doesn’t need to make me do anything.” And the boy practically stomps off in frustration, grumbling about Shinsou’s stupid quirk or something of that sort. Not that either of them are paying attention as Y/n brings a hand to the back of her neck awkwardly, searching her mind for an explanation.

“Boyfriend?” His voice is soft, small, and he knows there are other people in the cafeteria but he can’t bring himself to care about their stares. 

Y/N turns to him, and she feels her cheeks warm as she tries to avoid his eyes, “well. Only if you want to-”

“I want to.” Shinsou replies too quickly, his cheeks flushing.

Y/N nods, “cool.” 

“Cool.” 

Izuku can’t help but beam as he watches the interaction, hitting Iida’s arm repetitvely as as he exclaims, “does this mean I’ll be able to study his quirk more?”

Tsu just sighs, “this means we don’t have to listen to her pining anymore.” 

TODOROKI SHOUTO

THIS ONE

probably the most relaxed about it, not flustered at all, you tried thoughh

your relationship isn’t really a secret, it’s just that neither of you are that into PDA. 

there will be occasional cuddling on the common room couch of the dorms during movie night, but that’s seen as normal to the rest of Class 1-A. during dates, there will be hand holding, a kiss on the cheek, an arm around the shoulder, otherwise most of the intimacy is reserved for your rooms

this lack of PDA is why class 1-A was completely unaware that the two of you were dating, 

though you hadn’t tried to hide it, you also hadn’t made it entirely public, you also lowkey thought everyone knew.

mostly because it was so blatantly obvious that shoto was in love with you, but the entire class thought he was unaware of his own feelings and you were just oblivious 

oh how wrong they were

you come into class one day and you see shoto and you’re just like lol hi babe and you kiss him, he kisses back, LIKE IT IS THE MOST NORMAL THING

he’s temporarily caught off guard because like i said you two don’t really do PDA, but he digs it, 10/10 would kiss you again in front of everyone, mostly because after all of the CHAOS that this kiss causes, the other boys in the class stop blatantly flirting with you

speaking of chaos

the class erupts into PURE CHAOS

so much yelling and screaming, they are so confused, have fun explaining that one

shoto is equally confused as to why they are confused and you’re just laughing because you knew this would mess with their heads. he ends up getting a little flustered by all the sudden attention the two of you are getting, but maintains his apathetic attitude.

Shoto places his bag beside his desk before pulling his things out one by one to place them onto the desk along with the small cup of coffee. Shoto wasn’t really the coffee type himself, he preferred tea, Y/N on the other hand had an obsession if he was honest. Of course, he enabled this obsession, he liked being the one to bring a smile onto her face. 

Yeah, he was whipped.

He could tell when Y/N entered the room because the atmosphere seemed to change entirely, she seemed to brighten everyone’s mood despite how early it was. Greeting their other classmates, she began to move towards him, seeing that he was holding a cup of coffee, Y/N raised a brow. “You drink coffee now?” She asked as she placed her things down. 

Shaking his head, Shoto extended the hand with the cup of coffee towards him, “it’s for you.” He explained, small smile on his face.

The rest of their classmates watched the interaction, Kirishima punching Kaminari’s arm as he exclaimed, “so manly!”

Bakugou scoffed from beside the both of them, “if he was really manly then maybe he’d actually ask her out.” Crossing his arms, he averts his eyes from the two, finding the class’s obsession with their relationship a tad ridiculous. Though everyone seemed to be at least slightly invested in the potential outcome at this point. 

“Whatever, Bakugo.” Mina says, “L/N has the prettiest boy in class wrapped around her finger- ugh! I want someone to love me like that.” She places her head in her hand, brows furrowing as she stares at the two. Y/N is smiling widely at Shoto, who returns her smile with one of his own. 

And then Y/N kisses him. As though this is an everyday thing. 

Mina practically jumps out her seat, and though Bakugo would never admit it, his mouth gaped open in shock as she cried out, “did you two just kiss?!”

Shoto’s cheeks are red as they pull away, though his face remains apathetic as he looks to the ground and Y/N replies, “can I not kiss my boyfriend?” She tilts her head in confusion, laughing slightly at the outburst and the clear shock in everyone’s faces. 

“Boyfriend?” Hagaruke cried out. “Why didn’t you tell us?!”

Y/N’s brows furrows as she looks to the rest of the astonished class, “did you guys seriously not know? I thought we were obvious, I literally call him by his first name-”

“We thought that was because you two were madly in love with each other but neither could confess!” Momo exclaimed suddenly, her cheeks flaming red at her outburst as she slaps a hand over her mouth.

Mina simply nods in agreement, “exactly! But now he’s buying you coffee and-”

Shoto shakes his head in confusion, “I often buy her coffee, normally she finishes it before we get to class.” He looks to Y/N, a small frown on her face, “today she woke up too late for me to walk her to school so I couldn’t give it to her then-”

“You’re so manly, Todoroki!” Kirishima exclaims, though Shoto simply looks at him in confusion as he removes his hand from Y/N’s waist. 

Shrugging, he takes a seat at his desk and Y/N speaks once more, “I just don’t understand how you guys didn’t know.” Standing beside him as he organizes his things while seated, Y/N runs a hand through his hair, and Shoto’s cheeks seemed to redden once more.

“You guys aren’t normally so touchy!” Uraraka has joined the conversation, shock clear in her features. 

Shoto nods in agreement,  “your behavior today is abnormal, Y/N.”

Now Y/N can feel her cheeks warm as she removes her hand and takes a seat t her desk, “you guys are weird.”

Izuku simply sighs, deflating almost as he watches the interaction and leans over towards Iida, “now I owe Kacchan money.” 

[obsessivelyloved]

Masterlist #1 <3

I finally have one!!! And you all have @xxrainbowsxx to thank! They are insane /pos /lh for making this and they are amazing!

Warning! As before you go through just know a lot of stuff has themes of kidnapping and manipulation, please be cautious! CW will be next to certain fics.

Tumblr is incredibly stupid and freaked out when I tried to post the whole thing so #2 is right here.

Reader

ꨄ︎ dialogue prompt with present reader and future reader: "who are you and how'd you get in our house?!"

ꨄ︎ dialogue prompt with present reader and future reader: " … does he ever get less crazy and obsessed?"

Tord/Red leader

ꨄ︎ dialogue prompt: "can't you see? the world is a scary and dangerous place. if you stay here, you'll be safe. in my arms."

ꨄ︎ (CW: kidnapping) tord doesn't let reader leave

ꨄ︎ (CW: Manipulation) tord manipulates reader for wanting to leave

ꨄ︎ tord reacts to male reader wearing his hoodie

ꨄ︎ future tord headcanons

ꨄ︎ dialogue prompt: "some people just aren't meant to take care of themselves."

ꨄ︎ red leader found reader after they escaped for a month

ꨄ︎ dialogue prompt: "the collar is for you, not me. you’ve proved that you can’t be trusted without it.”

ꨄ︎ fanart by lemonixen!

ꨄ︎ (CW: stalking, kidnapping) dialogue prompt: "say you love me. would that be so hard? i just need you to say you love me.” + part 2

ꨄ︎ dialogue prompt: "you're the only person i'd make an exception for. consider yourself lucky."

ꨄ︎ (CW: kidnapping) dialogue prompt: "i mean... he's got a point." + "keeping me TIED UP IN YOUR BASEMENT IS NOT A VALID POINT!"

ꨄ︎ (CW: kidnapping, implied stockholm syndrome) tord has hanahaki

ꨄ︎ (CW: major character death, blood) reader fucking died lmao

ꨄ︎ (CW: death, murder) dialogue prompt: "god, will you stop hitting me?! you're acting like a damn child!"

ꨄ︎ dialogue prompt: "you look so pretty with that collar around your neck, baby!"

ꨄ︎ tord confesses to reader

ꨄ︎ tord's having a stroke because he's jealous

ꨄ︎ dialogue prompt with future edd: "the most safest place is here with me." + "why do you keep trying to run away?"

ꨄ︎ tord comforting reader

ꨄ︎ tord's surprise birthday party!

ꨄ︎ reader gives tord a birthday gift!

ꨄ︎ fanart by lemonixen!

ꨄ︎ (CW: murder) dialogue prompt: "you said you'd free him!"

ꨄ︎ tord and reader getting boba together

ꨄ︎ dialogue prompt: "knock knock, love!"

ꨄ︎ (CW: implied murder) tord helping reader avoid their eꨄ︎

ꨄ︎ yantober prompt: love letter.

ꨄ︎ tord with his daughter

ꨄ︎ another love letter

ꨄ︎ reader responding to his letters

ꨄ︎ tord finds edd's kid

ꨄ︎ jealousy is a good look on Red Leader

Edd/Future Edd

ꨄ︎ (CW: stalking) dialogue prompt: "It’s pretty, right? I hope you think so, too. You’ll be seeing it a lot more than I will.”

ꨄ︎ (CW: implied murder, blood) dialogue prompt: "ew, no, back up! you are not trailing blood everywhere or getting it on me, go shower."

ꨄ︎ edd tucking reader into bed

ꨄ︎ (CW: kidnapping) edd gets kidnapped by red leader (and future tom)

ꨄ︎ (CW: kidnapping) future edd kidnaps the past gang to keep them from tord + part 2

ꨄ︎ jealous headcanons

ꨄ︎ future edd headcanons

ꨄ︎ (CW: kidnapping) future edd kidnaps past reader

ꨄ︎ edd falls in love with reader

ꨄ︎ (CW: stalking) dialogue prompt: "what do you MEAN you're in love with me?! I'VE NEVER MET YOU BEFORE!"

ꨄ︎ (CW: murder, blood) dialogue prompt: "stop killing people goddammit! murder is wrong and bad!"

ꨄ︎ dialogue prompt: “I got your name tattooed on my skin. Look!”

Matt

ꨄ︎ matt with a male reader who's a kleptomaniac

ꨄ︎ (CW: kidnapping) dialogue prompt: “Either you let me do this or the handcuffs go back on."

ꨄ︎ future matt headcanons

ꨄ︎ (CW: kidnapping) dialogue prompt with tom: "i'm sorry dear, but you gave me no choice. i hope you forgive me soon, i hate seeing you so sad."

ꨄ︎ jealous headcanons

ꨄ︎ (CW: implied murder) dialogue prompt: "you've been acting weird lately. did i do something?"

ꨄ︎ (CW: kidnapping) dialogue prompt: "open your eyes, man! that's not how real life works!"

ꨄ︎ (CW: kidnapping) dialogue prompt: "that's not love."

ꨄ︎ (CW: kidnapping) dialogue prompt: "focus. he kidnapped us."

ꨄ︎ yantober prompt: rose bouquet

ꨄ︎ matt trying to calm monster tom down

ꨄ︎ matt thinks of reader, his darling boyfriend, and calls him

ꨄ︎ dialogue prompt: “I-I’ll do everything you ask of me! Just please…please don’t leave me!”

Tom/Future Tom/Monster Tom

ꨄ︎ half-shifted monster tom doesn't let reader go

ꨄ︎ tom falls in love with fem reader headcanons

ꨄ︎ tummy kisses with future tom!

ꨄ︎ monster tom scares reader

Main Four

ꨄ︎ having the same crush on reader

ꨄ︎ platonic yandere for someone that grew up with them

ꨄ︎ reacting to their behavior making their s/o anxious

ꨄ︎ dialogue prompt: "did... did you really think we would hurt you?"

ꨄ︎ dialogue prompt: "tom, matt, we're tired of playing hide and seek. come out, now!"

ꨄ︎ tom is puzzled by his boyfriends' behavior

ꨄ︎ yandere guys being overbearing to tom

ꨄ︎ reaction to their s/o crying

ꨄ︎ if their s/o comes out as trans

ꨄ︎ halloween headcanons

ꨄ︎ cuddle/domestic headcanons

ꨄ︎ (CW: kidnapping) whumptober day 1: bound.

ꨄ︎ (CW: implied murder) dialogue prompt: "from the looks on your faces, i probably shouldn't have said that." "yeah, no shit."

ꨄ︎ fun headcanons

ꨄ︎ random headcanons

ꨄ︎ (CW: murder) do any of the boys kill people

ꨄ︎ (CW: kidnapping) if their s/o managed to run away

ꨄ︎ more random headcanons

ꨄ︎ (CW: kidnapping) yandere s/o headcanons

ꨄ︎ goth s/o

Neighbors

ꨄ︎ headcanons

Paul

ꨄ︎ general romantic headcanons

ꨄ︎ protects edd from the american government

ꨄ︎ (CW: stalking, implied murder) dialogue prompt: " ... hey, aren't you that guy that used to stalk me in college?" + "ha, yeah probably."

Pat

ꨄ︎ general romantic headcanons

Torm

ꨄ︎ (CW: kidnapping) dialogue prompt: "you're cute." + "aw thanks! i'd probably call you cute back, but i'm blindfolded and have no idea who you are!"

[esperanta-dragon]

Post-Legion lore did not happen

Please reblog if you agree that lore post Legion should be scrapped and start over again. I am done with WoW lore post Legion. And I would like to know how many of you agree with what I am going to write. I know comic is on hiatus now, I am doing all my best to break the art block and come back to it. I know why I started focusing on death knights. And no regrets I spent so much time creating headcanon, filling out gaps Blizzard never even noticed. Because after Shadowlands, I know I can go nuts. They will never work with them ever again. The potential in Shadowlands was incredible. They did not use them. So... I can go nuts. Create something better.

Please don’t get me wrong. I am the type of writer who never compromised canon, I was only filing out gaps, I was never bending anything or retconning. I always managed to fix everything that didn’t make sense and still not doing retcon. 

But now? How I am supposed to be faithful to lore made by people who are retconning what worked fine and not even knowing their lore? Throwing away lore we loved? Details we liked? And throwing into lore an ultimate bad guy they made up 2 years ago despite telling us he was here all along? Nothing works. Everything is broken. I don’t want to work with this piece of crap. There is zero chance to fix it and fill out gaps, it’s like trying to fill out a cavern with soil. 

It does not even feel like Warcraft anymore

It’s like a crossover with a game we never heard about

The lame rip-off of Thanos? No thanks

Sylvanas being “please feel sorry for me, I didn’t want to do this, I was manipulated, I didn’t know he was bad!”

Working with 5 characters all the time like they have no other characters fitting better for important tasks

Putting characters or disposing of them for no reason and in the end not working with them (Taelia, Calia, Baine, Genn, the list is super long)

The concept of Shadowlands does not work! When you kill the body, you kill a soul in it? Shadowlands as the last stop before oblivion? BS! Despite Maldraxxus is build around building constructs for souls so they can have a body!

We already had concept of Shadowlands since WotLK. And even longer I think. It was cooler. It fitted perfectly to the lore and the world we knew. Shadowlands were supposed to be the copy of Azeroth, something like Emerald Dream. Why we couldn’t get this?

Why did we had to get a cosmic war with 98% characters we don’t even know? Why we couldn’t go for afterlives of Azeroth and Draenor? They would do a fan service and everybody would be happy! But this is too much work, isn’t it Blizzard, it involves BASIC KNOWLEDGE OF YOUR STORY

Characters we know and which supposed to know each other don’t talk to each other! 

Where is Arthas?!

Where is everybody? Where is Tirion? Tiffin? Elena Mograine? Durotan? Lothar? Where the hell is everybody who died and we wanted to see meet their loved ones?

We are talking about dominance magic yet we ask character with 0 knowledge about it when we have order of elite undead who are specialized in it?

Giant plot holes everywhere you look!

Characters do stupid things and behave like idiots (and forcing player to behave like idiot too) so the Jailer can win

MACGUFFINS EVERYWHERE

Maldraxxus was supposed to be about the Scourge, yet it doesn’t feel connected at all?

This stupid concept broke the whole afterlife that was in lore all along until this stupid expansion. Why the souls stayed at Light’s Hope and not coming to Shadowlands? How does the raising undead works? Can necromancy rip the soul from Shadowlands? Were death knights judged by the Arbiter before raising to undeath or they didn’t even managed? Deathchargers are from Shadowlands, so what realm they are from?!

More I analyze Shadowlands, more I refuse to accept it as canon...

Guys, please... how many of you would be happy if Shadowlands (and for sure many things from BfA) did not happen at all? Just to analyze what worked, take the small amount of nice things from it and create Shadowlands how they were supposed to be? Maybe even throw away The Jailer? And the stupid cosmos war?

Please, tell me I am not the only one...

Edit: Yo guys, just to be clear about BfA. It looks like a masterpiece from Neil Gaiman next to Shadowlands. The thing why I said I would restart it too is, it was rushed, there were too many themes put together, it didn’t hold well together and it was like prequel for Shadowlands. Many things would have to go and it would have to be heavily edited and put on right place if Shadowlands never happened. But BfA still can be worked on. It can be fixed. It would have to be changed, it would have to be still retcon but it can be fixed. A lot of things were good here, just badly executed. They just rushed to give us underwhelming crap full of retcons because the guys realized it won’t work without changing the whole history of the world.Shadowlands on the other hand? Beyond repair.

[the-bugs-under-ur-skin]

Yandere Anon and Cole HCs - Blush Blush

why does my inbox look so weird now :,( thanks for the requests, i’m glad you enjoy my work! i’m always accepting requests! also, your english is great!

[yandere Anon x reader]

-stopp okay so i have this big headcanon for him

-so usually when there are yanderes are germaphobes (like Anon is), they tend to see everyone as disgusting and untouchable

-the only person they can stand is their darling, for whatever reason they see them as pure and clean

-so i can just imagine Anon distancing himself from everyone and thinking that humanity is absolutely putrid and then he finds you

-you’re the only person he’ll let stand so close to him, the only person he doesn’t mind breathing the same air as

-he wouldn’t let you get dirty, either

-he’s constantly cleaning your clothes, reminding you to bathe, he keeps hand sanitizer everywhere just to maintain your cleanliness

-he honestly hates himself for becoming some stupid cliché

-because of this, he’s a little bitter towards you at first but nothing major since he gets over it and just decides to give in

-but his bitter attitude is just ignoring and a few rude comments (that he’ll end up apologizing for) so it’s honestly not that bad

-and once he’s over all of that, the pining stage begins

-Anon is already comically good with hacking and addicted to the internet, and he’s also already had a line about stalking your instagram page

-so there’s definitely going to be a lot of cyberstalking when the addiction starts

-and honestly, he’ll probably never stop cyberstalking

-every account of yours is getting found, no matter how old or irrelevant they are

-he’ll use the info for many things, but mostly it’s to make sure you’re happy

-like, he’d totally hack into your etsy account just to decide what the perfect gift for you is

-he’ll also make sure you’re safe, dedicating two or three monitors to you

-one would be cam footage around you’re house; nowhere too personal but enough to make sure you aren’t getting attacked

-Anon could absolutely ruin someone’s life, but he wouldn’t kill someone

-not just because he has no muscle mass, but also because he is disgusted by the thought of getting any blood on him

-sure, there are less messy ways of killing someone, but it just isn’t satisfying

-he loves that feeling of remembering how he genuinely ruined some disgusting nobody’s life

-he doesn’t really make an effort to hide his yandere tendencies 

-Anon has no problem telling you how he sees the world, mostly because he just wants you to understand that you’re an amazing exception to humanity

-his teasing might get to be a little much, but know that he only does it because he thinks of you as almost godly, still baffled by your existence

-and because of this he’ll get insecure and try to reassert the fact that you’re completely ordinary

-but it doesn’t work, mostly because you still exsist

-so he tries to just play off the teasing, never directly apologizing for it

-but know that he doesn’t dislike you, far from it!

-he loves you to death, or at least that’s the plan

[yandere? Cole x reader]

-it’s no secret that Cole’s already a yandere 

-but i still got a few thoughts about this man

-first of all, Cole’s obviously a stalker

-i imagine that he initially met you, and he felt absolutely captivated by you for whatever reason

-then, after that, he’d stalk you for awhile

-the amount of time depends on what kind of person you are, but he does do a lot of observing

-after he’s sure of the obsession, he’ll start trying to insert himself in your life

-he’s also the type to have like thousands of photos of you and keep them on his wall

-he’s great at blending in, you probably wouldn’t know about his stalking if he doesn’t basically tell you about it

-he’d also continue stalking you after you’re in a romantic relationship

-he doesn’t want you leaving him, so he’ll try to keep his creepy behavior too a minimum

-emphasis on try because Cole absolutely sucks at it

-he basically tells you everyday that he’s obsessed with you and wants to murder everyone you know 

-but oh well, you couldn’t get rid of this man no matter how hard you tried

-Cole’s also a very jealous person

-he isn’t crazy, he knows that you’re going to talk to other people besides him

-he just doesn’t want you to do that

-it would not matter who you’re talking to or what the reason is, he’s always very bitter over it

-he’ll always try his best to convince you that you don’t need to talk to anyone and that he can handle everything for you

-i’m sure y’all already know this, but he isn’t scared to kill

-his reasons for it is mostly very petty

-sure, he’ll kill your admirers or significant others, but there’s just so much more

-this is kind of where his jealousy and protectiveness kicks in

-if someone accidentally pushes you; dead

-if someone asked to hang out with you; dead

-they had to keep all the other guys in the game because they were the main characters, but you cannot convince me that in a more realistic setting all of those guys would be dead

-one smaller headcanon i have is that Cole always wants his hands on you

-most of the time he won’t mention it and will just assume that he can do it

-but whenever he’s really vulnerable he’ll get the need to ask you instead of just doing it

-sure, he’ll hold onto your hands or arms when asking, but he won’t embrace you unless you give him permission

-besides that, he’ll always be holding your hand or having his arm around you

-it makes him feel better and more important than your “friends”

-Cole’s completely devoted to you and won’t let you go because of it

-his infatuation, his love, has no end

-the only way to get rid of him is to kill him, and good luck with that!

-”Here's to love. To romance. To what it means to be forever.”

[theunderneath]

Yandere Masky headcanons ? :D

Gonna be honest, I love Creepypasta (especially the old one, like Jeff and stuff since it is easy to make headcannon about) but I hate how the fandom has made the all... Gross. You know what I mean if you look up fanart.

Masky/Timothy Wright

"I-I don’t know how to tell you this.”

Tim probably met you between psychotic breaks, having a rare moment of downtime between his slender sickness and killing. He likes to spend these moments just wondering about the area he's been hanging around, like a park or campsite, usually smoking a little. He'll be sitting on a bench or leaning up against something, trying to light his cigarette. Tim will only stop when he feels like he's being stared at. He'll look up, half carious half pissed at being stared at like he's in a zoo, before meeting his eyes with his darling. Maybe you'll look away embarrassed about being caught, or keep staring while flashing him a smile before scurrying off. That's all it would take for him to get interested.

He'll follow you back home or to their campsite, being careful not to be noticed by pretending he's just going the same way or walking a block away from them. If you're in a campsite, he'll stalk it like some kinda predatory. Tim wandered back into the forest to wait for night to fall before snooping through your things, careful not to wake anyone but making it known he was there. Since he doesn't have the patients to put everything back how it was and he doesn't give two shits.

Now if Tim meets you while having a psychotic break, taking on his Masky persona, he'll fall under the idea he needs to keep you away from Slenderman. He says this without knowing that he's been the one spreading the Slender sickness by simply existing around people. So he kinda sets himself up for failure with that one. If it makes you feel better, he will protect you with his life. Tim has never felt a need for someone like he has for you. It's very unstable to deal with him this way since Tim is always paranoid.

If you're under the headcanon that Masky eventually loses his battle to Slenderman and somehow becomes a "proxy" then life becomes infinitely harder but more stable. In this part of his life, he's come to a crushing acceptance that he'll never escape the Slenderman. So he's much more stable but much more depressed. That and his darling will have more chance to escape since Slenderman will send him away to do missions and such. Which Tim can't bring you on since you could die.

Timothy is a very sick man with a dark determination to keep his darling his and safe. He is average at stalking since he's just a normal person. He can make mistakes easily as well since he's hopped up on drugs most of the time to keep the Slender sickness away. So if you start recognizing the man that appears almost everywhere you go, I'd call the police. Or if you notice the same masked figure lurking outside your house in your cameras.

That is also the nice thing about him being a yandere, he is easy to deal with if you catch him by surprise. Yes, he is relatively strong but if surrounded by cops he won't be stupid enough to run. Sadly Tim is very paranoid so he'll flee the scene before any cop can catch him. Although he can leave behind things that will lead him to being caught. HOWEVER, we both know the police suck dong, so the chance that stalking is taken seriously before it's too late is unlikely.

High chance Tim will kidnap you because of two reasons. You either date him for a short time and realize he needs serious help, or you don't even get that far. I mean why would you date a crack head looking guy who you see everywhere, yeah he seems nice but he looks like he sleeps in his car. So it's pretty safe that you'll be choked out and tied to a musty bed in some abandoned cabin/shed he found.

Timothy would keep you in check by unintentional fear and drugging. He's a scary guy, anyone is scary when they're on the edge of a mental breakdown every day. The drugging part is to put him at ease. Half of him thinks he's helping keep the Slender sickness at bay, the other half just needs you to be quiet because of the pounding headache in his brain.

He can be very sweet though. Tim will return to the cabin, bruised and tired, maybe he'll take some time to edit some videos before deciding to join you in bed. He'll practically melt into your warmth, muttering how much he missed you, while slinging his arm over you to keep you pinned to the bed. He also brings back whatever he thinks his darling likes so they have something in his dirty ass shed. 50/50 chance he stole that shit by the way.

[corruptedconfessions]

Could you write some yandere naga uraraka sfw and nsfw headcanons please . Thank you so much !

If you dont feel comfortable writing for female characters please just ignore this uwu

Love me some Uraraka <3 Honestly Id love more female character requests! Also I wrote this with more of a fem reader in mind, but it is still entirely gender neutral, even the nsfw bits! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

SFW:

-Uraraka is very very protective of her darling. The second anything gets close to you, anything even looks at you in a way she doesn't like she's striking out in an instant, killing whatever she deemed as a threat.

-Incredibly strong, you will often have to whimper up at her to loosen her grip, or wake her up when you're sleeping together because her coils have tightened too tight around you. She doesn't realize her own strength, nor does she realize how fragile you are compared to her.

-I think she would be one of the better nagas to be stuck with. Despite the having to remind her not to crush you thing, she's incredibly sweet and tender towards you.

-She spoils you silly, bringing you tasty fruits, expensive furs and blankets from nearby villages. She'll even raid taverns and restaurants to get you and her lots tasty food if there are ones close to her nest

-Which there probably are, she has always preferred the presence of humans over other nagas or other supernatural creatures. She's fascinated by them, loving their silly little Knick Knacks, or the way they act, sing, dance, eat, everything about it is just so enthralling to her, she just can't stay away.

-Its really no surprise when she snatches up a cute little human to be her mate. She's shown absolutely zero interest in any other naga that has attempted to court her, and with her almost unhealthy obsession with them...well it was only a matter of time.

-Despite usually being very calm and patient (outside of protecting you) you were very much an impulse decision. She saw you and she was star struck, true love at first sight for her. She saw you and she just knew...you were hers, she needed you. She was striking out of the grass and trees before she even realized she had moved. Normally she tried to stay out of sight of humans, watch from a distance or unseen, the second her hands touched your arms to grab you she knew she could never let you go. Jolts ran through her like she had been shocked, her breath pulled out of her, eyes wide and amazed as she looked at nothing but you you you. She hoped she would get to see more than your scared face very very soon.

-You're just so.../warm/. Are all humans this warm?? She never wants to let you go, hugging you feels like that warm feeling in her tummy she gets when shes spread out on her favorite rock, bathing in the warmth of the sun.

-L o t s of body exploration, especially at first. She'll want to touch you /everywhere/ her hands will run across your body like she cant decide where she wants to touch first. She'll tug at your clothes, spread her hands against your tummy, marvel at the feeling of your heart beat fluttering against your skin, she's especially fascinated by your legs and toes...and your sex of course.

-Expect lots of lazy days cuddling and eating sweets and bread stolen from nearby villages. You'll have to grow accustom to being tangled in her tail and arms, she always wants to be close to you. Often times getting frustrated that she can't be closer even when you're pressed flush against each other...

-You'll be spoiled and doted on. You want to go on a walk? Lets go! Hot springs? Perfect! You wanna climb trees together? Race ya! You wont be trapped to a smelly old cave thats for sure

-Her only rule is no humans, you're not allowed to go home, to visit, to speak to anyone no matter how much you promise to come back or how she can come with and watch from the shadows.

-And if you decide to go behind her back and do it anyway? Wiggle out of her grip at night or slip out while she's left you to go hunting? Well, you'll have a harsh reminder of exactly who owns you.

-Sure, she's been sweet and kind to you this far, but you've forgotten she's a naga, cold, ruthless, killers. And she'll make sure to teach you a lesson you wont soon forget.

-You're painfully reminded of how strong she is, of how cold and ruthless as you watch her tear entire adult humans to shreds in a matter of seconds. Its almost sadistic the way she rips and tears at them, fangs bared and eyes glowing against the blood fest.

-You'll be ever so carefully scooped up by still bloody claws, squished against her chest and taken home no matter how much you shake or cry. Once your home your begs for her to wash off the blood go ignored as she curls up in her nest, in your shared nest, wrapping you extra tight in her tail as she settles down and leaves you to try and sleep, the heavy smell of old copper in your nose, and the flashes of screams and pictures of dead bodies staring sightlessly back at you every time you close your eyes.

NSFW:

-Body exploration very rarely will stay safe for work...she is very /very/ interested in what you have going on between your legs, and she is going to inspect it /thoroughly/

-At first its completely accidental, snakes often smell and explore using their tongue, but after seeing such a cute reaction she has to do it more. Sure she'll rub and massage you with her fingers, exploring every inch of you, but she isn't quite as nimble with her hands as humans, and you have some concerns about having her claws that you've seen go straight through someone's skull scraping at your sensitive bits.

-Watching you squirm as she drags her tongue along you, face flushing and scent sweetening with the hint of arousal gets her interest. Clawed hands will wrap around your waist, holding you down as she lavishes you with attention, licking and sucking at you until your toes are curling and you're whining through your first orgasm

-She...she likes that. She likes it a lot. You're barely given time to recover before she's diving between your legs again, licking and slurping even more eagerly. She's smart, attentive, noticing the spots that made your hips instinctually twitch against her hands, the spots that make you make the prettiest noises. You couldn't wish for a better lover.

-At least...until she doesn't stop. She'll keep going and going and going, addicted to the taste of you, licking up every drop, stimulating you through orgasm after orgasm until you're shaking and crying, whimpering for her to stop. No more please, it /hurts/, you cant again.

-Unfortunately those whines and cries just make her even more eager. You're stuck there, laid back in the soft nest, hips tilted up and held in place by strong hands as her head stays buried between your thighs.

-Don't try closing your legs either, the feeling of your thighs clamping around her head just makes her even more happy and settled, Hell, even after she's decided shes finished milking every orgasm you have out of you she might stay settled between your legs, enjoying her earmuffs as she licks you clean before settling down, nose still pressed against your bare sex as she settles down for a nap.

-You can expect that to happen again very very soon. For once you might wish your yandere wasn't so doting. Hours of lavishing you with touches and orgasms, completely uncaring of her own pleasure will become routine for you.

-Besides, she isn't stupid~ She notices how much more cuddly and complaint you are when she fucks the energy out of you~ She likes her loose melty human who lets her move them any way she likes if she makes them tired enough.

[joestarwhore]

I’m Horrible at requesting things but can we get a yandere jotaro with a s/o whos the sweetest thing in the world? Like jotaro just wants to protect the bby. By protecting he means locking them in a basement with no sunlight or human connections that isint from him 😬 thx a bunch!

mwah, ofc!

IF YOURE NOT 18+ GO AWAY TYSM

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Yandere!Jotaro Kujo Headcanon & Imagine

You met Jotaro around the same time Koichi did. You were a senior in school, your credits completed and your classes short, so you always had a lot of free time through the day.

You’ve had your Stand, Iron Maiden, since birth. Unlike other stand users though, you didn’t use yours very often. You simply loved to love people, your kindness making you a shining light to everyone around you.

& After everything that unfolds, Jotaro’s presence all of a sudden became more and more persistent. Jotaro would sit by you everywhere, asking you little questions about things you liked, flowers would show up on your nightstand at home, surprise little dates to the beach with him at night; Jotaro was treating you better than any man ever did before.

So when he suggested that you move away to his estate to live with him, there clearly was one answer; after all, your house was completely empty after you had came home, all of it packed on a trailer being worked on by Josuke and Okuyasu. Jotaro kissed your cheek, reassuring you this is exactly what you’re meant to do, his hands caressing your cheeks. After his sweet honeyed words, his gentle touches, you let him put you in the front seat.

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{Requited Love, Requited Insanity}

You sat on your king size bed that you shared with Jotaro, petting your cat Jam Jam who gently slept in your lap. The estate was absolutely giant, even though you & Jotaro lived in the penthouse below the surface. No windows, no light, simply electricity & Jotaro. That’s all you had.

Honestly, you were loving it! The estate was absolutely beautiful, Jotaro had a full library stocked for you to read from, all your records in a safe place for you, Jotaro paid for Jam Jams vet appointments and arranged for her to be expedited to you, giving you your small little companion back.

The only thing you missed were the people. Koichi, Josuke, Okuyasu, all of your pals, you haven’t seen them since the day you left Morioh. But that’s okay! Jotaro always takes good care of you, between making sure you have what you need & feel at home, he even put in an alarm system to make sure that the only one who can open doors is him, all because he doesn’t want you to slam your finger in one of the doors!! How sweet is he??

You heard the main door open above, footsteps coming down the stairs to the penthouse. Jotaros footsteps weren’t easy to miss, & certainly didn’t stop after he came through the door. His eyes softened as he saw you, throwing his hat on the shelf and his briefcase on the table. He raised up his arms as you ran into his chest, squeezing him with all the might you could muster. “Welcome home, honey!”

Jotaro smiled and kissed your forehead, “Thank you baby, I missed you a lot today. Did you have a good day with Jam Jam?”

You smiled brightly, “Yes I did, we watched a nature documentary while we napped together!”

“That’s good baby, I’m glad you’re getting sleep like a good girl.”

You followed Jotaro down to the kitchen, seeing two bags of takeout on the counter. “I figured since I have the next few days off, we could give you a break with cooking for a few nights. You’ve done really good cooking dinner for us, you deserve a break.”

You looked up at Jotaro smiling ear to ear, your heart swelled with admiration of how thoughtful he was. “Thank you so much Jotaro, that’s so so sweet!”

Jotaro helped you make your plate & got you both situated on the couch. You both talked about his day and yours as you ate, taking time out to pet jam jam as she walked by every now & then.

After about an hour of watching Jotaros pick of his favorite documentary, you spoke in a small voice up towards him;

“Jojo, how long have we been living here?”

Jotaro kept silent for a moment, careful not to say anything rash. Your delicate mental state & soft heart have been molded to his perfect little darling, & he couldn’t ruin that.

“Around 6 months, I’d say.”

You sat Jam Jam on the floor, angling yourself to look towards Jotaro, whos eyes were trained on you & looking at you with adoration. He knew if he was to keep you in his grasp, he had to answer all of your questions, and had to do it right.

“Why can’t I go outside?”

“The outside is dangerous, sweetie. There are a lot of bad men out there who don’t like me, and because I love you so much, they don’t like you either.”

Your face saddened at the thought of someone not liking you. You’ve never even hurt anyone, even when you had the chance to kill, you always chose the nicer way to do things. “Okay. I’m sorry for asking you so many questions, sometimes I don’t know how to explain certain things to myself.”

Jotaro sat you up & helped you stand up, “that’s perfectly okay, angel. As long as you are here with me, you are safe. I promise that.” You nodded as you grinned up at him, clearly satisfied with his reply and his praise.

Jotaro grinned down at you, kissing the back of your head as he steered you back to the bed, looming over you as he pushed you onto your back. “I had the aquarium to myself today. ‘Was thinking how nice it would’ve been if you were there.” His lips grazed over your ear shell, making your thighs clench together as adrenaline shot to your core.

“W-whys that?”

Jotaro chuckled darkly as he snaked his arm around your backside, holding the back of your head in his hand while his other one gripped your thigh, slowly making its way to your heat. “Because all I wanted to do was bend that perfect cunt over my desk and fill you til you were swollen.”

Your cheeks flamed red as you bit your lip in excitement. Jotaros thumb skimming over your tucked in bottom lip, attaching his to the side of your neck. You couldn’t keep in the moan that escaped you, between the pressure on your neck that would surely leave a hickey & Jotaros palm rubbing circles on your core.

“Perfect little whore for me, arent you?”

Silence. SLAP.

You yelped as his hand made contact with your ass, arching yourself into both of his hands. “Answer my question, you stupid fucking slut.”, he growled in your ear.

You moaned and hid your face in his muscular neck, his black hair tickling your eyes as you took in a shaky breath. “Yes sir, I’m your perfect little whore!”

Jotaro smirked down at you as he forced your legs open, gripping the flesh of your thighs in his fingers. “Y’know Josuke used to tell me how badly he wanted to bend you over. Him & Okuyasu both.” He unzipped his pants, pulling down and exposing his rock hard cock. Your breath hitched at the sight, excitement swelling in your stomach.

Jotaro lined himself up at your entrance, his thumb gently rubbing over your sensitive clit. “They don’t know how many times they’ve almost had every bone in their bodies broken.” He thrusted his cock all the way inside you, your moans filling your bedroom as you gripped the sheets to cope with the intensity.

“Mmh good girl, yeah just like that, take every inch of me like a good fuckin whore.”

Your moans became screams and begs for him to slow down and to stop as he tunneled into your cunt, not giving you any mercy. “Yeah good fuckin slut, good girl taking my dick- f-fucking christ you’re gonna look so good covered in my cum.”

Your stomach tightened as you gripped onto Jotaros arms, your cries asking him to please make you cum, please let you cum like a little whore, everything Jotaro wanted to hear out of his little darling.

“Mmmfph FUCK yeah good fuckin slut, cum all over my cock!”

His filthy mouth sent you over the edge as your intense release shook your entire body. Jotaro lazily pumped himself in & out of you, telling you sweet nothings in your ear as your overstimulated brain calmed down. Jotaro hilted himself inside you, finally cumming inside your sensitive womb. His large hands running over your glistening body help you up and into one of his T shirts, and laying you under the covers of your bed.

You were his. Only his. He had broke you and remade you so, so perfectly. He loved you so much it drove him into the most dangerous kind of madness; the requited one.

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THANK YOU SO SO MUCH FOR REQUESTING DARLINS!!🦋✨🌈🌸

[well-its-not-human-anymore]

Okokok here this: april, reader and casey try to prank the boys. How does it go. With who does it fails/success, what was the prank, do they get caught? Do the boys get revenge, and if so, how?

Also, splinter sees it all unfolds, does he just gets himself a snack and watch, or does he tries to subtly join in without getting caught? (We all know hes got a playful side cmon)

Bonus: they try to prank vern too, maybe the boys join in to prank him? What do they do? Does he retaliate?

Okay so I admit I let my brain go nuts on this one, so it's a little long but I was cackling the entire time I was writing it.

TMNT Headcanons

Prank Wars

Leonardo

In your complete and utter defence, Leo had 100% started this

And also in your defence, you did tell him not to

Twice

But he tricked you into watching a horror movie and ended up dying your hair green

This meant war

You'd even wrapped up April and Casey into it

Their problems were your problems

Which meant that April was the one who convinced Splinter not to say anything to his sons

He was perfectly happy to oblige

Casey was just there to help set things up

And you liked the way his mind worked

The objective wasn't to go unnoticed, there would be no point in doing it and having no proof

You were doing this to prove that you could

Leo had emphasized that he couldn't be distracted

That you were to obvious and clumsy to prank him without him noticing

Challenge fucking accepted

And that's how you ended up at the kitchen table eating lunch with April and Casey when the boys were coming back from meditating with Splinter

April kept having to shove food in her mouth to hide her laughter

Casey just decided to wear sunglasses

And you kept overpowering the urge to smirk

"Hey guys, good to see you. Y/n have you seen my katanas?"

With the obstruction of water in your mouth you just nodded at him, pointing to the other room

He sauntered off, none the wiser to your victorious grin

When he came back in only a moment later his expression had done a complete 180

Leo made direct eye contact with you and you held that stare like a wolf cornered in its den

"does someone want to explain why my katanas are encased in blueberry jello?"

You raised your hand like a child in class

"hate to break it to you, but it's actually berry blue you uncultured bitch"

Raphael

Ohhhh you were so undeniably dead

A whole other level of six feet under

It wasn't a surprise that April and Casey had backed out on this one

It also wasn't a surprise that Splinter had offered to stand up for you if things went sideways

Donnie even gave you a sheet of paper with a list of hiding spots before hand

All of this went completely unnoticed by Raph, the target of your latest scheme.

And that was fine, you had only one objective here-

Make it out alive

But it was amazing what 1 person could do with some extra cash and internet access

So that's what led you to your current position.

Cross legged on the bench, watching the large red terrapin get ready for his first set, that in itself wasn't unusual, you always watched him lift just in case you needed to run and grab someone if something went wrong

Raph was none the wiser to your plan

At least that's what you thought

Your book was in your lap and you were calmly scanning your pages, somewhat comprehending the words but keeping a very close eye on the turtle across from you

"Hey y/n?"

You peeked over the edge of your book to meet his eyes

And your heart sank to your stomach

"Yeah Raph?"

He smirked at you, taking a lumbering step forward

"You ever seen that episode of the Office where Jim fills Dwight's phone with nickels so when he takes 'em out Dwight punches himself in the face?"

Shit shit shit shit shit shit-

"Uh... No, can't say that I have, why do you ask?"

That damn smile got even wider and all of your muscles tensed, you were ready to bolt

"I'm giving you a fifteen second headstart. Starting right now."

You flew to your feet and sprinted out of the weight room

"DONNIE WE GOTTA CODE RED!"

Your lungs were ready to burst by the time you made it to your decided hiding spot. Heavy footsteps went right underneath you and you held your breath, you wouldn't dare move.

You didn't come down until hours later when Splinter came and coaxed to you out of hiding

But deep down you knew you'd started something you couldn't finish.

Vern Fenwick

You didn't even have to convince the guys to partake in this

You didn't even get the chance to tell them what you were planning

They were already brainstorming

None of you let a word of it slip to April, she would've shut you down faster than you could blink

A complete buzz kill

But fake blood was relatively cheap and all of Vern's flooring was tile (meaning extremely easy to clean and bleach)

Donnie had really been the mastermind behind the execution, none of you had any idea how he'd rigged the apartment plumbing

But he'd assured you it would only affect Vern's suite and no one else's so you didn't concern yourself with it further

And after the fact you had to wonder what exactly the former cameraman was planning on the date he'd been in the middle of

All you knew was that you got a very frantic call from the falcon himself yelling about blood coming out of his tap and the sink wouldn't shut off and it was everywhere and what the fuck was happening?

You all knew that Splinter thought it was hilarious, he'd never been particularly fond of Vern

But he did make his sons assist in the clean up and bleaching of the victims apartment floor

You went too and offered moral support

Vern had hit on you one too many times, so there was no way you'd feel bad about this

Michaelangelo

As far as pranking went, you and Mikey were partners in crime

He always had great ideas and you always came up with the best ways to execute those ideas without getting caught

But when you separated those two chaos was guaranteed

You weren't entirely sure how you had been pitted against each other but you weren't entirely mad about it

You couldn't say the same for anyone else though, the others had been on edge all week.

Pranking Mikey was a challenge, he knew how you worked and vice versa

You'd been brainstorming with April for weeks now, maybe a new perspective would help

That's what the two of you told yourselves anyways

Much to your dismay, Mikey and Casey had been plotting against you as well, the traitor.

And perhaps even more unfortunate was the fact that both of your pranks somehow overlapped and backfired on the rest of the family

Because Mikey and Casey may have replaced the family tea set with a edible sugar replica that looked identical to the original

So that when you were asked to make tea for Splinter and Leo it would dissolve the second you poured the hot tea

But they didn't tell anyone else so Leo was left with an impromptu anxiety attack when he made his own tea before sitting down to meditate and it melted into sugary leaf water

And you and April had planned the 'cutting off your finger in the kitchen' with the knife, fake finger, and fake blood

Which in theory should've worked because Mikey was in the kitchen the most, that was his territory

However once you'd started your plan you couldn't stop it

so when you 'cut your finger off' and screamed for Mikey you didn't have time to yell "wait it's a prank!" before Donnie caught a glimpse of the scene and fainted

In your defence you didn't know the purple turtle could move that fast

And to Mikey's relief he was going to throw that cutting board out anyways

Splinter explicitly banned the two of you from pranking each other after that incident

Donatello

Per your own common sense you had come to the conclusion that pranking the families resident genius was a horribly stupid idea

So for once, you'd practiced some self control and refrained from any pranks involving Donnie

Now that's not to say that the turtle vowed from aiming any pranks towards you

He had morals but messing with you walked the line separating adorable from batshit crazy

And he was all for it

April advised against it severely and even Splinter seemed to think it wasn't the best idea, but that was a lesson his son had to learn on his own

On the flip side, the second Casey heard about Donnie's plan he was all for it

So when you came over for dinner they both had to hide their excited smiles as Casey passed you your spaghetti

He knew it was your favorite

Everyone else was oblivious, which looking back on it was a very bad thing

April had her suspicions that Donnie was pulling something this evening, but she couldn't put her finger on it

That wasn't until you swirled a mouthful of noodles around your fork and shoved it into your mouth, you were starving

Here lies your predicament-

You swallowed thickly and blinked like you were in pain, your hand went to your throat and you reached for your water, ending up chugging almost the entire bottle.

Your eyes met Donnie's in a serious type of concern

"Is there hot sauce in this?"

April choked on her breadstick and quickly covered her mouth

Casey hadn't picked up on it yet

"Awh yeah- how'd you figure it out so quickly?"

You erupted in a coughing fit that sent April rushing to your side before you could tumble to the floor

"You fucking assholes! Y/N has a capsaicin allergy! Casey go start the car we need to get them to the hospital!"

On the bright side you were fine after you were rushed to the ER

But you didn't speak to Donnie or Casey for two weeks following the accident

You eventually forgave them for it and they haven't targeted you since

Sorry if it got a little dark at the end, but I felt like it was more realistic. Also that has actually happened to me but it was a nut allergy (and that's how I found out I was allergic to cashews) But I feel like the ending was a good example of how pranking someone can go horribly wrong, you should always consider the possibilities before doing something that could cause harm to a person. (Unless they really really deserve it)

I really enjoyed writing this one and I hope you guys like it as much as I do! 😁🧡👍

-Mars 🌠

[shu-sakamaki]

(TW : Bullying)

Random and dark headcanons about Shuu Sakamaki

If you are not comfortable with those themes please just scroll, I don't want to make anyone uneasy, it's for fiction and fantasies only, Shuu is in NO WAY meant to be portrayed in real life, he is not a good person and none of his actions are acceptable.

In which you're a bride living in the Sakamaki manor :

- His voice is really low, much lower and raspier than his voice in the anime, it just makes more sense to me because he's always sleepy and horny, sadly he's the one who speaks the less (like, sir, just keep your mouth open and never shut up 👄🔪)

- He's just so disgusted everytime Reiji come near him that he's always scrunching his nose for a split second and then furrows his brows as if he smelled something bad but it's just Reiji (🤣🤣) and four eyes get even more mad.

- If your staring at him for too long he will stare back at you and look at you up and down. Now, there's two type of look, there is the "gtfo of my face, you're burning my eyes" (which is kinda hot in its own way 👉👈) and the "I'm horny as hell, keep staring at me I will mount you, female." And I don't know how, but he notice everything, you can try and  be unnoticeable by looking at him and then looking away but when your looking back at him again, he's staring right at your soul like 👁-👁 (sir pls stop you're scaring me)

- He have bedroom eyes like, 90 % of the times, Shuu always seems to be in his own reality with his closed eyes and earphones, he somehow look zooted (on sleep and sex uhu, anyways letmeshutup)

- He's the king of side-eye, if you bother his slumber he will give you the saltiest, hottest, coldest side-eye, it'll make you tear up. My theory is that he can make people crumble with just a look. (and that's on 💫trauma💫)

- Now that we're on the subject of tears, Shuu loves them (you monster) and try a lot of things mainly out of boredom and just to randomly see you cry because why not. And him being a teaser + dacryphilia is the worst thing you can ask for. Because when the oldest lay his interest on someone, I think that the rest of the brothers kinda back off to  not make him angry (they're not suicidal gud gud) so you're just getting bullied by him and everyone is just watching.

- For example when you walk past him, he'll pinch your thighs and it always hurts so bad and leaves red/purple spots or just grab your wrist and hold it really hard till you cry and beg him to not break it. And sometimes he'll just plainly ignore you which can be worst because it's always leaving you with the impression that something's gonna fall upon you when you least expect it. (Not mister playing as the Fates) And if you try to avoid him, he's going to catch up on it pretty fast and suddenly you're seeing him everywhere and he's not going to limit his torture to the manor, even in school he will find ways to terrorize you. He will say the lewdest, dirtiest things to you like its nothing or will just sneak up on you and touch your butt in the hall. (You need to keep an eye on him like the bogeyman). It's just a game for him, he's bored and you're the perfect prey to toy with.

- Yeah also he doesn't care about consent... just like the rest of his demonic gremlins of brothers, resisting him just makes it more fun for him. But if you are actually getting aggressive like pulling his hair, slapping him or scratching his skin he'll put out his knife (he gon look at you like dis 🔵👄🔵🔪) and will threatens to kill you really slowly. A thing about his knife, is that admin once said that he's carrying it everywhere, so he can just pull it out of idk where and rub it on your skin, threatening silently to slit your throat at any moment. There is always that one kid who like to draw on people's arms with a marker in school, Shuu does the same with his knife, you have little cuts here and there because of him.

- He's manipulative and merciless, you can pour your heart out to him and tell him how something just broke you and he's gonna look at you like "and what does it got to do with me?" or just fall asleep on you. He picks a lot on your insecurities just because he knows where it hurts (he doesn't really think it, he don't care lol) and will talk to you with such a mocking/condescending tone, as if your stupid and its not like you can complain about it.

- Shuu appears at the most random times and just ask you to do things that HE'S supposed to do. And you can either do your thing and he won't care or be bothered that you disobeyed and will punish you. Admin mentioned it often, how one of the scariest thing with Shuu is the unlimited feeling of uncertainty, you really never know. One day he's cool with you and the other he's not.

- Remember when Shuu talked about seduction ? He said that its the difference between him and Laito. Laito thrives off people's fear and disgust of him and he will force himself upon them, and with Laito, you're mainly scared of him. But with Shuu, there is something quite exciting about him being around you and just giving you his attention. (Idk how to explain it, it's the Shuu Effect 🦋) Sometimes you can even feel like you have a choice, when you really don't. He's guilt-tripping you a lot of the time and you don't realize it sometimes and think that it's your decision, but honey...

- When he starts to get use to you, use to you taking care of him and use to your presence that's when the trickiest part comes up. He can either, get bored of you so he'll probably leave you alone giving green signals to his brothers to do whatever they want (or he kills you) or he's falling in love.

- You know that he's falling in love with you when he's more around you to the point when he's the only face that you're seeing and his brothers are just avoiding you like the plague, everyone does, it's like, even humans have a gut feeling that being around you won't bring them good because of the scary demon behind you. (Well if you listen to him it's more of a "You're the one obsessed with me and not the opposite" but yk), he's going to insult you every ten seconds because you looked at an alive being "I'm not looking at you for ten seconds and you're already whoring yourself out ? Pathetic." (But really, it's the poSseSsiViTy), I can also see him as being more touchy in a way but it varies, it don't necessarily mean that Shuu would go tender on you.

- He built a wall around him (like attack on titan type of wall duh, Wall Maria I see you 🙄) to block and repulse any being who wants to be close to him, so when he realizes that he's falling in love with you (and hard because Shuu don't have the concept of limit) he will probably get scared and would try to back off, scare you, being even more brutal because he need to know, need to be sure, how willing you are to be with him. He can't handle a deception and also I feel like he is pretty aware of his mental state and he is deeply scared of losing you and losing himself completely in the same boat.

- When he starts to really care for you, I think that he will start to have nightmares again, especially about Edgar and other stuff involving you because how scared he is. Which bring me to an article that admin about Shuu mastering aftercare, it's 100% logic that he's with you and whispering sweet nothing till he sure that you are safe and asleep with him.

- When his shell starts to crack, it's when he's going to be as his probably most vulnerable state when you can just see how much the paranoia, the possessivity and all the trauma cloud his mind. He will still try to test you for some time and just kinda...still observing like a predator (but with more of a lovesick turn) till he's certain that you will not betray him. And don't take it personally, that's just how he is, everything has been taken away from him, all the happiness, all the color were sucked out of his life, and when there is a real opportunity of getting this happiness back he doesn't play. Literally, Shuu can not handle losing someone important again or he will go full-on Kanato insane. That's why he drown himself in sex and sleep, to not think, that's why he always have sound in his earbuds, to not hear the silence. Its not Shuu's fault that Edgar is dead, it's not his fault if the German shepherd got killed, it's not his fault if his mother didn't took care of his brother, but he'll still take the blame. (Well maybe not for Reiji but you get it.)

Thanks to everyone who manages to read it through and have a good day and remember that you're loved and worthy ❤😌

((I honestly LOVE how you emphasize the canon aspect that Shu has NO LIMITS. Or he LOVES you to the point of obsession, or no deal. That IS Shu... And I'm scared about the person I'm becoming but the ones about how scary he actually is while statically staring at you?... Was hot... O///O ???))