joestarwhore

[joestarwhore]

Hi are you ask open?

yes babe!

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Paint Rohan as the dude who's supposed to kill Jesus or whatever (dk his name)

i hope you know that this is in the works and this is absolutely who rohan ended up being in the draft

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Things hadn’t changed when Kakyoin died.

Jotaro & Joseph took Mrs. Holly back to America as soon as you landed in Japan. It took a full hour for Joseph to even think about letting you go your separate ways, but you had managed to pry his robotic hands off of you long enough to actually hug them goodbye.

& now you were here. In your empty house, in silence.

Your dark wood dresser held dead flowers that looked over a silver picture frame of you & your sweet cherry red head. Kakyoins sweet lips pushing against the side of your face while you playfully tried to push him away, laughing all the while. You hadn’t laughed recently. Honestly; you didn’t want to.

Clouded gray skies made the inside of your bedroom have an aura of rawness. It almost felt as like the sky was paused in time with you.

You sat on your bed, looking into the mirror in front of you. Your hair in its natural state, no makeup, no daily clothes; just you in a t shirt and sweats.

The night terrors were horrendous. The agony of the images in Egypt would replay like a bad cassette tape you couldn’t shut off. Your therapist would talk to you about them, but you couldn’t risk telling her every little detail. Especially the fact that you see what you tell yourself is the ghost of Kakyoin.

In the corner of rooms, in the shadows, in the hallways, he’s there. You would feel his arm around you at night, fresh awake from a night terror, only to look over to find the right side of the bed empty. It fucking hurts to see. It all fucking hurts to see.

knock knock knock.

The knocks from your front door broke you out of your mental prison. Your gentle footsteps padded down your steps and around the corner to the front door, a hulking figure on the other side.

Your instincts kicked in, the hair standing on the back of your neck.

“Queen of Swords.” you whispered out, a black linen wearing figure appeared behind you, swords in both of its hands.

You gripped the door handle tightly, willing Queen of Swords to be ready at a moments attack. You swung the door open with force, only to show the hulking form of Jotaro Kujo, a face a stoney as it was the day you met him.

“On edge, aren’t we?”

You looked to your side to see Queen of Swords poised and ready to strike, embarrassment sweeping across your face.

You huffed to yourself as you willed your stand away. “Force of habit.” Actually it was trauma but you’d unpack that when you were ready.

You led Jotaro through the hallway down to your sitting room, dimly lit from the drawn curtains. A grey sectional lining the back of the room & a flatscreen across from it, the room wasn’t much; but atleast you weren’t contained to your bedroom.

You motioned for Jotaro to sit at the end of the sectional, you taking the corner spot.

“Y’know, you’re going to have to leave eventually.”

You cracked a smile. Yeah, you knew that. “What’s out there for me?”

Jotaro tilted his head to peak out the window. “Sunshine, rain, shitty 24/7 diners,” his eyes laid back to you, “there’s a lot more out there than you think-“

“But not him.” you whispered.

Jotaro went quiet, his usual grimace gracing his stone features. “He’s gone, Y/N. Nothing can change that.”

You threw your head back in a humorless cackle. “You’d be surprised Jojo,” you croaked out, “dead people still talk.”

A shadow moved behind Jotaro around the corner catching your eye. You could almost swear you saw the hint of green and red in your tall framed windows. You could almost feel yourself launch over Jotaro to chase after the reflection when Jotaro caught you by the waist, throwing you back down to the couch in a swift motion. “Y/N what the fucks gotten into you?!”

You snapped out of it, seeing Jotaro above you looking bewildered to your impulsiveness. Heart beating rapidly, your chest heaved up and down as you got your bearings. Your neck craned to the hallway, only to see the vague emptiness of the corridor.

The same as it’s always been.

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Hello can I have a hug please because you look very nice

oh baby of course!!! MWAH MWAH MWAH i’m your dad now and i’m here to be emotionally present!!! hugs any time!!!

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idk what young person on the internet needs to hear this but you are not obligated to share any personal details about yourself online. in fact im gonna straight-up circle back to 00s era advice and say being anonymous is good actually

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"spam liking will get you blocked" spam liking will get you a kiss on the mouth

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emporio deadass is just running around a prison with his moms pussy bones

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i’m back bitches and i’m horny for ermes costello and ermes costello ONLY

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Giorno: *doing nothing*

Abbachio:

Giorno:

Abbachio: “eat my ass priss bitch”

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Bruno: “hey who ordered 6 bottles of ‘girls night’ arctic fox hair dye?”

Giorno: “i believe that was abba-!!”

Abbachio:

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no i don’t take constructive criticism

wait can you elaborate on how jotaro has the biggest dick of all the joestars? I-

ALRIGHT PISS BABIES LISTEN CLOSE

now let’s break this down

jonathan - born into an english 1800’s family, illnesses HELLA rampant in that time. due to illness, jonathan was somewhat impotent therefore producing impotent sperm, out pops george

george and his massive penis up’ed wife lisa lisa produce joseph “i’m gonna fuck an italian twink” joestar

JOSEPH- english man, judging by his attitude and how he carries himself, i’m gonna assume joseph has roughly a 7.6 inch penis. he knows it’s not small and that’s literally all he cares about

bad boy josuke (aged to 18+) has never seen a penis much less his own because he’s internally homophobic due to not having a dad and they way he feels when okuyasu stretches his arms out ✨just✨ right. due to lack of attention, i would say roughly 6.9

jolyne’s dick is a solid 8 inches, sold at spencers for 19.99 plus shipping and handling

johnny joestar lost dick privileges after hoping the viagra would cause it to act like a third leg

gappy is simply in his own field because that man has 4 balls & 1 dick, he is not up to par with what his body is requiring, yet that TONGUE THO 👀

JOTARO KUJO

came out the womb disrespecting women

had his first cigarette by age 4 at day care

punched a cop for looking at him

had a growth spurt so massive that every part of him doubled in size & also gave his dick the ability to hear

after gaining star platinum, jotaro developed star finger, but more importantly that the ability can be used ✨elsewhere✨

jotaro has an 11.5 inch penis and is 8.4 when soft, calculations done by certain astrology charts, history books, and a pre-paid phone call with david productions 😌

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wait can you elaborate on how jotaro has the biggest dick of all the joestars? I-

ALRIGHT PISS BABIES LISTEN CLOSE

now let’s break this down

jonathan - born into an english 1800’s family, illnesses HELLA rampant in that time. due to illness, jonathan was somewhat impotent therefore producing impotent sperm, out pops george

george and his massive penis up’ed wife lisa lisa produce joseph “i’m gonna fuck an italian twink” joestar

JOSEPH- english man, judging by his attitude and how he carries himself, i’m gonna assume joseph has roughly a 7.6 inch penis. he knows it’s not small and that’s literally all he cares about

bad boy josuke (aged to 18+) has never seen a penis much less his own because he’s internally homophobic due to not having a dad and they way he feels when okuyasu stretches his arms out ✨just✨ right. due to lack of attention, i would say roughly 6.9

jolyne’s dick is a solid 8 inches, sold at spencers for 19.99 plus shipping and handling

johnny joestar lost dick privileges after hoping the viagra would cause it to act like a third leg

gappy is simply in his own field because that man has 4 balls & 1 dick, he is not up to par with what his body is requiring, yet that TONGUE THO 👀

JOTARO KUJO

came out the womb disrespecting women

had his first cigarette by age 4 at day care

punched a cop for looking at him

had a growth spurt so massive that every part of him doubled in size & also gave his dick the ability to hear

after gaining star platinum, jotaro developed star finger, but more importantly that the ability can be used ✨elsewhere✨

jotaro has an 11.5 inch penis and is 8.4 when soft, calculations done by certain astrology charts, history books, and a pre-paid phone call with david productions 😌

[joestarwhore]

Stand & Stand-User

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jotaro kujo & jolyne cujoh, a novel

deadbeat dad passing on the role of family menace to the deadbeat daughter. nepotism. 

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kill yourself

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koichi hirose does NOT smoke mid

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every time bruno’s gang goes to any restaurant abbachio secretly tips the waiter to bring narancia a high chair