#white boy bullshit

[feels-for-the-fictional]

You can't tell me our main man Jim, Jim Kirk, James Kirk, James T Kirk, James Tiberius Kirk, CAPTAIN stack of books on legs James Respectful and Sensitive Tiberius Kirk does not know about Vulcan hand touching and their significance.

This man. JAMES KIRK. Looked at Spock, clearly vulcan spock, hands firmly planted behind his back Spock. LOOKED him up and down, and despite absolutely knowing it would not be considered impolite if he didnt offer a hand shake, looked at Spock, tall drink of water Spock, Vulcan sensitive hands used as terms of affection Spock, and was like hmmmm absolutely will make this Vulcan shake my hand. AND SPOCK gave like 1 second of thought before he was like yes absolutely here is my hand to hold for you and you only. I AM DECEASED

[cheasegary]

tying the knot 😳😳 been insanely busy with work lol hi

[cryptiduni]

“white mourning.”

[seasidesandstarscapes]

Do u think Ulbrickson has one of those daycare baby chain ropes to keep track of his boys

[anachronistic-falsehood]

if i get one more fucking wilbur supporter in my notes saying "but he's actually not a bad guy 🥺" im going to lose my fucking mind

[linophrynelight]

What you may assume the Fascist Quest is like:

Harry - "Raah I'm evil and fascist and do bad stuff and make you feel sad and angry about fascism"

Kim - "I hate you but I'm an NPC so I don't do anything different"

What the Fascist Quest is actually like:

[sundial-bee-scribbles]

🐇&🐢

version w/o grain:

[mossytrashcan]

controversial statement, but if kit even thinks about being a dick towards ty in twp, I am ripping him out of the book and scalping him and setting him on fire and then hitting him with a semi truck. peace n love on planet earth

[meraki-yao]

The timing of Taylor's story with what happened yesterday... there's no way he didn't see or know. That man doesn't have a moment's rest and he doesn't deserve it in any way 💔

Yeah... I'm really, really upset that Taylor needs to deal with all this bullshit. I think this is the third time since August? It's not fair. I wish we could protect him from this somehow, but I think we just gotta trust that he knows himself well enough to know how to keep his peace, and in the meantime, we'll shower him with all the love we have.

[chushanye]

writing a fic about something you legit dislike but see potential in is so trippy because I FORGET some things aren't cannon and it makes me so upset

you have a necromancer who is a medic. extremely well versed in human anatomy -> and you have implications that he's scared of death because his necromancy always gave him false hope that you can take death away. he can never truly bring something to life and it haunts him. AND YOU DON'T EXPLOOOOORE THAT CONCEPT?!?!?!?!? he's one of your main characters and you just dgaf??? he DOESN'T have a character arc like...at fucking all. and add onto that that the enitre series hes treated like an asshole and insensitive for telling it like it is like NO WHY ARE YOU BOOING HIM HES RIGHT

[what-do-you-mean-theyre-evil]

No because I have been asking for shadow magic since before I knew this bitch was coming back but I see no shadow magic teacher, what is going on?

[mintygreencake]

How it be feeling when you don't got a little bitch in your ear telling you that you can't cosplay a character because you're black

(All jokes aside, I can cosplay White boy Charlie if I want to fuck you want me to do? BLEACH MY SKIN FOR A COSPLAY??? 😭 Let me do my nerd shit in peace fuck out my dms with that bullshit)

[redhotarsenic]

It’s so fucked that the main source of unease I felt building up over the past several months was me feeling pressured to perform femininity to be seen as desirable to other people. It was never ever said said out loud in that space but I could FEEL it and I never knew until it was pointed out to me.

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

Me watching Red, White & Royal Blue with (2) straight male brothers and (3) straight male cousins (and one female cousin):

My brother: so the President is a woman?? That’s not realistic.

Me: it’s supposed to be idealistic.

My cousin: he said it’s not realistic.

Me: *laughing* oh, you’re saying a woman can’t be President?

My brother: *also laughing* yeah, I can’t get past that part obviously.

*later*

My cousin (Leo): the prime minister is aLSO a woman???

Me: Leo’s like “well, this has just gone TOO far.”

My brother: people are gay but women can’t be in power.

*later*

Alex: and I thought Alex Gabriel Claremont-Diaz was a mouthful.

Henry: … he is.

My brother: *leaning forward* oh my gOD.

*later*

Henry: *jumps into the water to avoid Alex expressing his feelings*

My brother: Henry is being really homophobic right now.

Me: that was a very gay culture thing to say, we love calling each other and bad things that happen to us homophobic.

My brother: oh good, I love being homophobic.

*later*

Alex: *says the word queer*

My brother: I thought that was a slur.

Me: it can be, it’s been reclaimed. You can say it, but I wouldn’t call someone it unless they told you they want to be called that.

My cousin: *coming back from the bathroom* WHAT WORD?

Me: queer.

My cousin: oh good, I thought you meant the f word.

My brother: YOU THOUGHT- No, you can’t say that one! *laughing*

Me: lol no, you can’t. Not that one or dyke.

My cousin: What does that mean?

Me: it's a slur for lesbians.

My brother: ….Melissa, can I have the d word pass?

Me: *laughing* you want to say dyke?

My brother: maybe!

*later*

My dad: *walking by* Adam, do you want to play some basketball?

My brother (Adam): *eyes not leaving the screen* maybe later, I have to finish this movie.

*later*

Henry and Alex: *romantic sex scene on screen*

My brother, for the tenth time this movie: I can’t bELIEVE these actors are straight.

[andromedasummer]

sudden flashbacks to childhood as i remember the first book series i ever loved, Roman Mysteries. which in retrospect. has a lot. a lot. a LOT of issues

[airlocksandaviaries]

tbh it's actually a good thing that i was blessed with zero cake bc as a raging top it would have been absolutely wasted on me