#whimsical and hilarious

[egophiliac]

this is basically what happened, right?

(these guys are very lucky that everyone at NRC 1) has the combined intelligence of a sack of bricks, and 2) is easily distracted by shiny things.)

[doobledabbadoo]

good morning dillydale!!! slowly tryin to get back on my mr men groove w/ a new ref for miss sunshine!!

[dr-lurker]

AU in which stargoth doesn't quarrel over keys and wishes but also doesn't know each other... until Chase, who partecipates as an artist to a project that basically lets people dedicate songs via telephone to their loved ones by choosing a small musician, selecting one of the available songs, leaving the receiver's number in their page site and add a message for the artist to read out before singing the song on the phone if the sender wants to, has to deliver one single song to Nox by calling him.

But Nox hates answering to unknown numers, so he doesn't, and to his contempt the calls just keep going on for days and days, up to the moment he decides to pick up in order to tell whoever the hell it is on the other line off. In the worst way possible. As one does.

Cue some arguing, Chase calling Nox again and again just to sing songs he knows he'll hate with his acoustic guitar, and Nox maybe getting used to the new routine. Perhaps there might even be a proper serenade in the middle of everything.

(The site is not my idea tho, it truly exists. I didn't explain it properly, but it's so well done and the artists are so talented.)

[thought-begone]

The greatest DA banter will always be Hawke saying to the viscount "At least it can't get worse! Today, anyway. It's pretty late." After his son just fucking died and afterwards Aveline immediately clocks them "It's pretty late? You fucking ass."

[phregnancy]

I don’t think the babygirl princess thing is offensive to Phil’s intellect but I do think it’s getting old or being used too much? He’s starting to sound like a AO3 tag. I think there’s a more diverse set of compliments used with Dan but now all the tags for Phil are just “princess!” “baby” “delicate” everything can turn cringe if it’s overused and that’s how the infantilism of Phil started before. Surely there’s more compliments for the 37 year old business savvy British man that doesn’t make him look like a heartstopper character for outsiders.

yeah i mean you’re entitled to that opinion, i’ll consider it old when dan stops calling phil “princess” “baby” and “delicate”

[shalom-iamcominghome]

If you don’t mind sharing, what will be your Hebrew name ?

If you stick around for... like nine months, I might be ready to reveal it then (suspenseful)(woah what's it going to be...)(if you guess right, you get a cookie)(if you guess wrong you're thrown in the dungeon for a million years)

[bitletsanddrabbles]

Today I saw one of those "You are living in an AU of the last TV show you watched crossed with the last video game you played. Where are you?" posts on Instagram, and I can 100% tell you that it's not true. If I was living in a cross between The Gilded Age and the Original Animal Crossing I'd be a lot happier, toodling around planting fruit trees because Bertha Russell wants a new dress designed by Sable and Able and George Russel needs peaches to build his train empire. I TOO WANT A PEACH TRAIN, DAMNIT!

[orionis13]

DnD character I get to play soon did u guys know I like detectives?

[sophiewillardvansistineart]

it’s #hurricanehilary day in so cal, so allow me to introduce you to Hilary the Seven-Legged Octopus. She doesn’t even know she’s supposed to have eight.

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

me and my whimsical coworker who keeps daydreaming about me being hypnotized and at the complete mercy of anyone who requests anything of me like the good little drones he's so obsessed with

[asktowa]

; actually jiro and towa are sooo kuromi and my melody coded it’s crazy

[abbey-abdominal]

We got fucking Cady Heron and Mirabel Madrigal trying to redeem the sinners of Hell together before GTA6

[heartz4shauna]

i flunked this test so hard i’m gonna *remembers i cant make jokes about killing myself* cry.. while jerking off..?

[lehrven]

These mfs have got me in a chokehold

[adiresituation]

From now on, please don’t refer to my procrastination as so, I’d prefer if you used the term lollygagging

Thank you ☺️

[pa-pa-plasma]

would love to see a fantasy world or magic school or whatever where they just use pigeons. like yeah crows & owls & hawks are cool but what about my boy the humble pigeon. owls & hawks aren't really long distance flyers so are not good for sending messengers & do NOT make good pets, magic or not, & crows could be trained to send messages but they're not domesticated & would probably love to just go off & do their own thing once bored of these repetitive, low reward tasks. pigeons, though. pigeons will never betray you