#while everyone else panics

[univemma]

Storm and Morph stuck in Victorian era England with a feral Wolverine:

[anophiles]

someone will have to rewrite this report 🙄

[freetobeeyouandme]

Just finished peacock's Hysteria! and it was so fun! Genuinely hope this series finds an audience and gets more seasons because this was such a dope first season. The way so much of what was happening had a rational explanation but then they sowed just that sliver of doubt? Perfect. The dumb teenagers making dumb teenage decisions? Adorable. The pastor noping the fuck out to be allowed to do an exoricism and now returning to find his church has burned down? Because the woman he told to shut up just wouldn't? Hilarious. Literally such a good treaty on fear, the satanic panic and the evil lurking at the heart of the "morally superior" white christian American nuclear family...just such a good time and a good halloween binge. And also the soundtrack was perfection ofc

[peachsayshi]

I constantly think about the after effects of what the shibuya incident does to nanami when he makes it out alive. like, the man definitely develops ptsd from the experience.

[telesodalite]

I need to be weirder about the scavengers and cannibalism...

[keen-eye]

Penny

D: Mistakes? Well, let's go through some of Sammy's greatest hits. Drinking demon blood, check. Being in cahoots with Ruby. Not telling me that you lost your soul. Or how about running around with Samuel for a whole year, letting me think that you were dead while you're doing all kinds of crazy. Those aren't mistakes, Sam. Those are choices!

D: Look, man, I don't even remember what I said, but, uh –

S: But what? But you didn't mean it? Oh, please. You and I both know you didn't need that penny to say those things.

D: Come on, Sam.

S: Own up to your crap, Dean. I told you from the jump where I was coming from, why I didn't look for you. But you? You had secrets. You had Benny. And you got on your high and mighty, and you've been kicking me ever since you got back. But that's over. So move on, or I will.

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D: Your blood's supposed to be purified, isn't it? You ever, uh -- you ever done the "forgive me, father" before?

Well, I mean, I could give you suggestions if you want.

All right. Well, I'm just spit-balling here, but if I were you, uh... Ruby, killing Lilith, letting Lucifer out, losing your soul, not looking for me when I went to Purgatory, for starters. Or, hey, h-how about what you did to, uh, Penny Markle in the sixth grade? Why don't you lead with that?

S: Well, that was you.

D: Carry on.

S: You can barely do it with me. I mean, you think I screw up everything I try. You think I need a chaperone, remember?

D: Come on, man. That's not what I meant.

S: No, it's exactly what you meant. You want to know what I confessed in there? What my greatest sin was? It was how many times I let you down. I can't do that again.

D: You seriously think that? Because none of it -- none of it -- is true. Listen, man, I know we've had our disagreements, okay? Hell, I know I've said some junk that set you back on your heels. But, Sammy...come on. I killed Benny to save you. I'm willing to let this bastard and all the sons of bitches that killed mom walk because of you. Don't you dare think that there is anything, past or present, that I would put in front of you! It has never been like that, ever! I need you to see that. I'm begging you.

sam’s faults

purgatory

[anodymalion]

How unlucky to have been born at the end

I wanted to convey something of the sheer oppressive scale of the sun you get if you’re on the Twins near the end of [redacted]. No wonder poor Chert has an existential crisis

(Also bonus chert and hatch closeup because it’s kinda hard to see them on mobile, oops)

[journey-to-the-attic]

zhao and ik get nightbrought and lucifer goes NUTS on simon istg. he gets so angry that he’d have created a second satan until mammon (somehow) calms him down and reminds him to think rationally.

(he gets all emotional holding ik’s little sweater that he had just finished ironing earlier that day)

without mammon they'd have to straight up sedate him somehow, because losing his adopted teen is awful enough in the jtta timeline - but losing both his husband AND their small daughter in ddvd is a hair's breadth from breaking him entirely, especially given there's literally nothing he can do about it

it'd take a good week for him to fully calm down from having gone absolutely crazy, and after that he's just Sad. when they decide that solomon will have to go get him alone, he gets it, but he is SO pissed off nevertheless. fully tells solomon that if he's not bringing his family back in one piece, he shouldn't bother coming back at all

also i just had a thought (not directly related but)... what if zhao's wedding ring was the ring of light..... the absolute Implications when past lucifer sees it. sure zhao can lie, but i feel like lucifer absolutely wouldn't be fooled by that

[hershelwidget]

I’m sorry for going on a fandom posting spree for the third time within two months but I KEEP FORGETTING TO SHOW YOU THIS

they’re all on trial and varying levels of worried about it and also they’re all testifying at once. good luck lawyers

[ratatatastic]

no im still on maffhew calling the forsymaffhew lovechild a missile

[folklorianhaze]

imagine the hoops you have to jump through to rationalize to yourself defending a neo-nazi who made revenge porn of a woman in one of his music videos just to justify your hatred of Taylor Swift

[chemiistri]

Our brian for no seemingly reason:

Hey you remember this one fandom from your childhood?

[purgaytorysupremacy]

i'm applying for a fellowship that required my faculty supervisor to write me a letter of support and yesterday he very shyly emailed to say he was nearly done but wanted to confirm my pronouns. i'm a cis woman who is just very very tall (before you ask: 6'2") and uses a nickname bc my given name is too Dutch for most folks (apparently) but i have just discovered that for the last two-ish months i've been in the program, everyone has been dancing around my pronouns and substituting my name more than is normal bc no one wanted to misgender me and were apparently just waiting for someone to either use pronouns in front of me or for me to use them myself and i think i have truly reached my final queer form

[bagel-batch]

Austin gp 2024 you will always be famous

[jacqcrisis]

My favorite part of this game is when Astarion is just hanging out in a convo with another character.

Look at him. We just beat Grym and then trekked all the way back to the arcane tower for gods' know why. He's at half health. Lae'zel is talking about cutting off body parts again. My man is so ready to toss himself off the tower to get a nap, it's written all over his face.

[mellotronmkll]

Sorry talking about alcohol abuse in this post but I know im far from the first person to experience this but it sucks how all the periods of my life when im doing the best socially are when my drinking is completely out of control and then when I do stop drinking my social life falters because I completely rely on alcohol to socialize and I'm comically completely inept at it when I'm sober and it seems like it shouldn't be that big of a deal but it is. Like it feels like my options are just say fuck it and let myself be dependent on alcohol and have friends or not be an alcoholic and have no friends and be scared of leaving my house. Whatever lol