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rhiannons-bird · 1 year ago

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#i think this is fucking hilarious for absolutely no reason #my little cousin made us all watch her favourite tv show #and i couldnt stop laughing when this guy showed up prancing around in waistcoast displaying matthew behaviour #anyways it turned out he‘s kind of an antagonist #which made it even funnier to me #now my aunt thinks i‘m insane and my cousin thinks i really love her fav tv show #matthew fairchild #spirit riding free #julian prescott #meme

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anna-scribbles · 11 months ago

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they should've been at the club(infertility treatment centers)

#like guys. be real with me. how many options did you even try before turning to dark magic #nothing about the situation called for all that😭#in my mind they're like 22 and 25 here which makes it all even funnier #guys please just adopt a dog or something😭#nothing about either of you screams ready for parenthood #im so happy adrien agreste exists but the circumstances of his birth are so ridiculous #there is so much gabe and emilie couldve done besides this. they could have done anything #honestly knowing them(<-girl who believes she knows them) im not even convinced the infertility treatment wasnt working #I think they just both were so allured by the concept of a magic baby #they were like six months in and hadn't gotten pregnant yet and were like. well. I guess we're out of options! dark magic it is!#and made it everyone else's problem forever #these two wanted to be doomed by the narrative SO bad #honestly though being a 22 year old girl I kind of yet it. sometimes I see a cute baby and want one so bad maybe I too would use dark magic #maybe emilie agreste was just a girl.#anyway. sorry adrien that your parents were Like This but it is so so funny #anna rambles #ml #gabriel agreste #emilie agreste

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thebibliosphere · 9 months ago

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I think I’ve been playing too much Garden Life/reading too many Nightwing comics.

The two merged last night into an absolutely surreal dream where I’d been kidnapped by Deathstroke the Terminator to work in a flower shop as some nefarious plan to lure Nightwing into rescuing me. All the while he’s monologuing about how there’s no escaping so don’t even try.

And I remember looking at the beautiful garden outside the window and the rose cuttings scattered across the workbench in front of me like and being like, “Oh deary me, what a conundrum. How will I ever survive this hellscape? Hey, Mister The Terminator, sir? Do you want me to make these roses into a bouquet for the twink you’re trying too hard to get the attention of, or nah?”

(I did not get a response. I made them into a bouquet anyway.)

And then at some point Nightwing showed up while I was planting black and orange roses in the garden (subtle), and he was all like, “I’m here to rescue you!” and I once again looked around my surroundings, looked down at the cat sleeping in the pouch of my garden apron, and replied, “No thanks. I’m good...”

Assigned NPC/hostage in the Sladick Flower Shop Au by my own brain. Fucksake 😂

#dreams #nightwing #deathstroke #flower shop au #I don’t even really go here re: the ship #which is what made it even funnier #it was like falling into crackfic headfirst via my subconscious #it was a good dream though #wintergreen made me tea

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faunandfloraas · 1 month ago

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#kim seungmin #lee know #dominate sydney #skz #skz gifs #bystay #gagwanzsource #stray kids #stray kids gifs #jesskz #skzedit #lee minho #when I tell you these two barely interacted for like the first half of the show- seungmin was not on his usual Hyung Look At Me behaviour #at all- which made the second half so much funnier bc it was lee know running up to him every 10 minutes and he wasnt even on his usual #bastard behaviour like he threatened to throw water on seungmin but didnt. then he got seungmin to throw water with him at the crowd #then when he did splash seungmin he ran off up the stage and kept turning back around like 5 times to check if seungmin was chasing him #(he wasnt) but eventually seungmin did run up and he was all 😁 and it was good for the soul to see the cat going HEY HEY HEY LOOK AT ME #cat who acts like the dog annoys him but the second the dog isnt annoying him is immediately in his business lmao

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peacockrulz · 7 days ago

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its my birthday i get to decide what ship i post (spoiler alert its VHAD)

(bonus under cut)

its 4am so heres them eeping :3

#I don't talk abt vhad as much as I used to #WHICH IS SAD because the show's ending made this so much funnier #I still love these two to death. even if i usually ramble abt the other dorks these two love sdlklfjkldsfjsdf #frankly i enjoy how the show ended with the canonical fact that they hang out by virtue of having mutual friends #I really do think the one scene where Thad opens his mouth to say smth and then gets smacked over the head is targeted at me specifically /#but for real these two are so much funnier now-a-days #i still hope for a season 2 where these two interact #not like romantically but like. as a horrible duo of all time #anyway its lates and i need sleep for BirthDay Activities.#thanks for reading!! <3 #murder drones #serial designation v #murder drones thad #md thad #vhad #killingblonde #hehehehehehehe these two #these are rough because im eepy

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3416 · 1 month ago

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just need to give a shoutout to all the people who interact w me or the things i make on here for the love and good vibes. twitter's been pissing me off the past couple days and i just think it reaffirms i'll never really leave tumblr bc the fandom culture here is just so much.. more lol

#more respectful funnier more loving more fun in a lot of ways #getting lectured by ppl years younger than me abt why posting shit without credit is ok when its like #all the best and most fun fandom spaces are dying #ppl are growing up sure but all these ppl are like 'i used to make gifs so heres why ur wrong' and its like #oh you USED to? well whyd u stop ? bc the effort level wasnt worth it just to be #saved and reposted w ill intent or not get any interaction like its so #everything is abt a race for interaction on the dumbest n most unoriginal jokes #its extremely frustrating to try to justify spendinf any time doing anything online anymore when ppl are so fcuking flippant like its crazy #'heres a shitty unsized n uncoloref gif i ran through some website and IM okay w ppl reposting' like lol #anyway when giffing dies itll be a sad fuckinf day to me jfkd truly a useless skill #but that means everyone still doing it is doing it for the love of the game or #the love of archival work and it makes ppl beinf so fuckinf disrespectful #or going to bat for nonsense seem so absurd to me like #really . really. if u have an option to share where it originally came from with one less click #ur gonna choose NOT to do that and instead repost just to insinuate the person who made it did it to insult someknes appearance #like. its just so.#fandom is dying and its so sad and etiquette is nowhere to be found so NXKKD gratefuo for the ppl gere #and sorry for the rant #none of thise matters but ive had an abundance of free time the past few says so ive been STEWING #mostly just want to say i love u all NDKKS and even if ive complained abt interaction its mostly just tbing website dying more than anything #which. is so sad lol #but i love everyone still here

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pixlokita · 9 months ago

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-two doctor offices fighting eachother on a three way call at work-

Me in the middle trying to de escalate:

#pix habla #HAVAJVSJSBS help #they sounded like they woulda been pulling eachother’s hair were they not on the phone 🧍‍♂️#well that was #something #bless they were nice to me tho which made it even funnier #incredible

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ratatatastic · 4 months ago

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"Battle of Alberta, right? It was my first game: Calgary, Edmonton. We would play them in the preseason, and you know—trying to make the team I'd always be asking him to fight in preseason, always. I'd be runnin' my mouth—like, tryna fight the biggest, baddest guys, tryna make an impression.

And he would never fight me. He'd always tell me, like If you make the team, I'll fight ya. You don't have to worry about that, but I'm not fightin' ya preseason. And I totally respect it, I'm not gonna chase him down. It is what it is. He's established—I'm looking for my chance.

So I get called up, we're playing Edmonton in Edmonton: Battle of Alberta. [He's] over there on the other side, and it's like the coolest thing ever... you know, the buildup was crazy 'cuz I knew if the opportunity presented itself—if the game went the way I hoped it would, I would get an opportunity to fight him.

I remembered in warmups tryna skate by the redline initially just kind-of gettin' a feel for it—to see if I have to say something or whatever... He's got no bucket on, his big, bald head is glarin' around, he skates by the redline with the biggest smile on his face, and just gives me the biggest wink...

At that moment I knew Okay, he remembers. It's gonna happen at some point.

We were up 1, I think it was 2-1 going into intermission or whatever—Oh, no, I think it was 1-1 and we had just scored so the position I'm like Yeah, I don't know if I can fight him now because we have the momentum and we're winning the game. I don't want to lose a fight, then we lose a game and now I'm, like, never getting a chance again.

You kind-of gotta play the game within the game like [...] there's an opportunity to fight, and there's an opportunities where you shouldn't fight. Things weren't looking good, then they score and now we need a spark. I'm like Fucking perfect.

I just skate by their bench and I'm like It's time, big boy! He jumps out, we line up, and he goes We squarin' up or we goin' right away?

I'm like I'm not fuckin' squarin' up with you right now! We're goin' right away!

Drop em, we go right away, grab each other. I know he's a lefty so he's gonna let go—let's go of my right arm before he throws one. I threw one. Big boy went down, he jumped back up pretty quick. I don't know, I tell people all the time, I'm like I would've been in the league fuckin' 2 years earlier if there was good footage of this fuckin' fight!

For some reason—For some reason, the cameras cut out. I don't know if [he] had his cousins working the cameras or something that night, or if they're in the video room or what happened.

That was my first NHL game.

It's funny 'cuz Chucky was there—Chucky's there and he knows, he saw, he always laugh when I say that I would've been in the league earlier 'cuz he knows how things like that go. You get a little bit of energy and buzz around ya, and then kind-of momentum takes you a little bit further but unfortunate[ly], I missed that opportunity but I don't regret a thing.

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The opportunity was there, I just—unfortunately, for whatever reason, the Hockey Gods said not yet." (Ryan Lomberg reminiscing over his first NHL game/fight) (x)(x) (please go watch the second link to see lombos giant smile as he tells this story jfc)

and other genuinely bonkers things to say about a hockey player in your first fight... like why did this need to be said like that...what

#ryan lomberg #lombo what the fuck #for the sake of clarity lombo does refer em by name but i think its funnier to obscure it in this case for people who dont know who it is #im sure edm and the bald description gave it away of who it is #but youll never fucking guess who this bitch is waxing poetic about #the wha the huh #HIM??????#WE'RE ROMANTICISNG THAT FUCKIN GUY??? REALLY????#i hate it here #this just in the guy you adore just said the horniest shit about the worst person you know #completely forgot they both were on the flames at the same time its been erased from my memory #(guy who does not pay attention to anything that is not pantr related)#but also matthew giggling about lombos little I WOULDVE BEEN HERE EARLIER IF THE CAMERAS WORKED RIGHT #how dare we lose him to calgary again HOW DARE #hello special little matthew cameo #the homoeroticism of it all #the inherent homoeroticism of hockey fights #why did he describe it like that #do you know what “scrappy ahler tries to make it big by fighting everyone in sight to impress staff and even challenges the enforcer vet #knowing itll make him look good if he does and said enforcer vet does not give him the time of day and goes i promise ill fight you when yo #get called up during the regular season not now and to which said scrappy ahler gets called up during the regular season and doesnt expect #much but gets completely surprised when the vet 1. remembers who he is 2. the promise he made and 3. even gives him a cheeky wink about it.#and the game is chippy from the start the ahler isnt sure theyll be able to fight hin but low and behold the hockey gods bless him #and he does he even gets to decide the rules AND wins it in one punch. the downside? none of it was filmed.#but the memory of that vets wink rings clear“ does to me man?#also. a classic case of hockey gods giveth. hockey gods taketh away.#sweetheart you can be gay AND also want your cool fight filmed honey youre asking for too much #yeah lombo does like calling men bigboy yeah that's a thing

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radicalit · 2 years ago

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'Classic radblr authors' and not just 'radfem authors' because not all of them are/were radfems, but they are feminist authors popular here :) If you've read feminist literature before reading any of the authors mentioned, pick the first radfem reading. If not, pick the first 'general' / second wave feminist reading!

#polls #sorry if your fave isn't here - it's limited to 10 options and those are the authors i felt we mention the most here #radical feminism #radfem #radical feminists please touch #radical feminists please interact #radfems please touch #radfem please touch #radfems please interact #radicalit.op #posting this again because last time i accidentally set it for only 24h duration and forgot to use tags so it reached like no one #which frankly made it even funnier that someone sent a bitter anon abt these authors clearly trying to bait an angry response from me #because like. they had to actively search for it. it didnt appear in any tags other than my personal one lmaoo

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springespronge · 2 months ago

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Assigned male by tiktok user

#i genuinely laughed my ass off for a solid 10 minutes #can't even be mad because it's so funny and just stupid to me #i'm so confused what the thought process here was #i mean yeah it's assigning someone a gender based on your own assumptions and taking their autonomy of their own identity away #basically just found a progressive version of “you're a man because [way they look dress act etc]”#but the thing that kills me is that they used my pronouns to do that #something that is understood to be something put in place wholly by the individual themselves #i think it would be common sense to assume i'm aware what my pronouns are #and that if i use terms like wife of my own volition it isn't invalidating to my gender because i chose both of those ways to refer to me #“Your pronouns are he/him which means you're a husband!” made it sound like he/him pronouns are something objective i have to conform to #and not... words i deliberately picked myself?#what could they even have thought was happening here to think that would be a helpful sentiment?#yeah pronoun police is very common nowadays and people losing their shit at the idea of someones gender not aligning with their pronouns #realistically that's probably what happened here #but if i try to read genuine good intention into this it makes it so much funnier and ridiculous #tiktok #pronouns #gender nonconforming #nonbinary #non binary #genderqueer #multigender #multigender umbrella

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shirogane-oushirou · 27 days ago

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no promises anymoooooreeeee i'll appear online when i appear online 😭 every time i say "ooh i think life is almost done being overwhelming!" it. becomes even more overwhelming in the dumbest ways. all i can manage rn when i'm not stressing myself into a shut-down state is staring at the wall while listening to youtube essays + mindlessly crocheting.

i might queue up ppls art and fics w/o commentary in the tags... i want other ppl to see what all of my cool friends have made, but i genuinely can't think right now with this monstrous brain fog. i'm really sorry, just. yeah. maybe i'll think of some way to make it up later!!! once the dust has settled!!!! but until then i wuv u and miss u. smiles.

[venting in tags including familial manipulation and ableism. i. didn't mean to write all of that, thiss was originally going to be a main blog post but. aaaaaAAAAAA!!!!!

also no need for replies or anything, i'd turn them off for just the one post if i could kjsndkn, i just needed to get things out and go eep jsjndsfdn ok bye bye bye bye!!!!]