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having hair that grows unbearably slowly will have u screaming thrashing spitting etc etc
#i can measure because i have an ugly ass line from when i dyed it 2 januaries ago#any my hair has grown max of 15 cm = 5.9 inches in two years#which is half of normal#TRUST ME ive narrowed down all factors here my nails and body hair grows lush and free ive got no deficencies#my scalp just sucks and is lazy as hell#and thats the MAX the hair at my hairline has grown 5cm in 2 fucking years#if only i could transfer the properties of my ass hair to my scalp that shit would grow 4 meters per month#this is why i post hair length updates btw to show that progress is still occurring
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Rosemary's Baby Misunderstanding
It's the usual: Ellie and Dan get injured and reverted back to cores which Danny basically adopts inside his own to help protecting them.
Meanwhile, every single mages, wizards and magical-inclined person sees this young, high-school-age boy carrying what must be a sort of equivalent to Satan's babies except this particular Satan is not really Satan and is more of the High King of Infinity Realm I guess.
#also in this au halfa in their human form has no speck of ghost aura or energy#which makes them seem as normal as any other human beings#so in this case none will look at danny and think that might be a meta or superpowered human/half human#i kinda want ppl to think danny makes a deal with the Infinity King for a chance to save his family and friends from predestined tragedy#and in return he just have to give birth to the antichrist(s)#dpxdc#dp x dc#dcxdp#dc x dp#fake pitch pearl#misunderstandings
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invisible scars (referenced previous talk here)
[ID: A colourless, digital Trigun comic of Vash and Wolfwood talking about Wolfwood's scars. They're both laying in bed and topless. Vash lays on top of Wolfwood, playing with the rosary around his neck. Then, Vash kisses a spot on Wolfwood's chest. Wolfwood asks, "What are you doing?" Vash smiles sadly, "You got shot here. In the last town we visited. You didn't even bother moving."
Vash props himself up over Wolfwood, who frowns slightly. Wolfwood is quiet for a moment before he says, "You remember that, huh?" Vash grabs Wolfwood's left wrist and brings it to his face. "And here." He kisses another spot there. "When you helped free the hostages from that robber..." Wolfwood dismissively says, looking away, "Was a lucky shot." Vash huffs, “Don’t brag. Jeez.”
Half of Wolfwood's expression is shown, eyes returning to Vash who is now sitting up, continuing to say, "And..." Vash goes on and kiss Wolfwood's right palm. "You got cut here, even though that girl was aiming at me." A moment from the past flashes, of Wolfwood grabbing a knife aimed at Vash, his hand bleeding.
At present, Vash moves down and puts another kiss on Wolfwood's right shoulder. "And here, from watching my back." Another memory flashes of Wolfwood and Vash back to back. Vash looks back as Wolfwood grins while holding Punisher, bleeding from multiple gunshots in his shoulder.
"And," Vash combs up Wolfwood's hair to reveal his forehead, "Here." A final memory shows Wolfwood with a regeneration vial in his mouth while getting shot on his temple. The next panel is framed in blood with Vash at the center, eyes wide and stunned in horror. The next panel is a closed up shot of Wolfwood's eye, locked on Vash's face.
Back to present, Vash’s head is bowed down as Wolfwood raises a hand to his nape and says, “Spikey.”
Wolfwood looks serious and frowns as he says, "We talked about this. Those were my decisions. They're not there anymore. Forget about them." Vash looks very sad before he smiles ruefully and says, "I still see them. All the time." He leans down so they touch foreheads. Wolfwood’s sorrowful expression can be seen as Vash says, "You protect so much. I could never forget what you've done to me. And many others..."
In the last image, they're drawn more cartoonishly. Wolfwood sweats and asks, "You don't actually remember every wound, right?" Vash points at a spot on his chest. "Kuroneko left a scratch here 7 times." Wolfwood, startled, says, "Why the hell are you keeping count—" End ID]
Credits for ID here and here
#vashwood#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#trigun#trigun maximum#another scars comic for one of the vw week days!!!! frankly i think about their scars WAY too often . most notably wolfwood's because#it really symbolizes a lot for him imo bc for vash it's a history of all the people that's ever harmed him betrayed him and the trust he has#given to humanity despite it all. its a beautiful reflection of his character and then u look at ww and presumably#since we dont really see him half naked Ever (shame) and i mean. i guess technically its a hc -- i assume he wouldn't have any scars bc#of the regen potions (which is why he doesnt have his t scars btw the regen pot took them away :pensive:)#in a way its like washing his hands of blood. giving him the body of someone who might never been involved in a fight never held a gun#but he knows thats not true yet he cant really do anything about it anyway bc he's still just human. if he stops taking the regen pots#he can't press forward. so its just a rinse and repeat and growing accustomed to whats inflicted on him because he knows it'll go away at#the end of the day. he's human but he's also not he's far beyond what could be considered a normal human but he still just is.#mortal but also not immortal. idk. i overthink about it a lot GMSKGMDK frankly i dont think it matters THAT much in the context of trimax#but it means a lot to me somehow. also thinking about how no matter how many times ww kills he's never numb to the sensation of it. maybe#the adrenaline gets to him for the beginning half but ive been rereading like.. vol 3? and that entire fight for ww#u can slowly see him spiral as he keeps on going on. anyway anyway. i love ww#ruporas art
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AJDJSOAJW I MADE MY SPAMTON PLUSH THE DEFRAG OUTFIT
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I'm so normal. About. This comicc
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Defragmentation by @zarla-s go read it if you haven't rjkwsjdkdhkash
#a#im gonna use the tags to just gush about defrag#like#you dont uunderstand#i dont even know hwy i like the comic so much im not like this about other deltarune fancomics n stuff#im just so rabid about it aa#i remember when i first found the dub i was just glad to find a comic dub that was longer than 5 mins#little did i know that this was the beginning of a defrag fixation which lasted for like a month and a half#i think defrag is like 70% of the reason why my spamton obsession has gone on for so long lmao#god i used to read it so much there was a time that i could quote it word for word up to the like 20th jesus#im not quite as insane now#also GOD I HATE SEWING#im so bad at it#i had to get my grandma to help me since she is good at sewing#she did most of it lmao i did some of the stitching tho#aa im so normal about him#oops nearly forgot to do fandom tags lmao#spamton#spamton deltarune#spamton g spamton#deltarune spamton#defragmentation#defragmentation au#spamton plush
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A Hypothetical.
#this isn't a reference to anything I fr just had this pop into my head on the bus one day.#I just slapped X n Binny on it soz everyone#this is genuinely embarrassing but I don't see much of this ship anywhere so I need to make my own food#if you see any mistakes they're stylistic decisions#every time I think abt Binah I want tea which isn't helped by the fact I really like tea#ive half forgotten what Binny talks like I gotta rewatch her cutscenes to check if my inner monologue matches her like I thought it did#normal tags:#art#k draws art stuff#digital art#original art#fanart#lobotomy corporation#x lobcorp#binah lobcorp#lobcorp#binah/x#⬛🐦🌑#crow emoji when I get you#hi sorry why does this have more than 3 rbs. this is their version of making out#not mad just confused
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Im just really annoyed about how people just fucking hate it when the kids they were jealous of and hated in school for not also getting bad grades also report being fucking traumatized by the school system.
Yeah sorry school traumatizes everyone, even the 'ex-gifted kids' you fucking hate because god forbid someone wasnt exploited and overworked the same way you were.
Sorry a group of predominately neurodiverse people experiencing burnout and how their upbringing of being only valued for their academic performance totally fucked their ability to function in the real world dare talk about this pain where you can see.
Its not being privileged and ~humblebragging~ to report emotional neglect from your parents centered around you having to get perfect grades to receive any scrap of love.
Wishing violence on them for talking about it and finding each other isn't cute either.
And because these people need it stated extra clear
This post is NOT saying other groups of people 'had it less bad'. This is about a specific phenomenon of vitriol towards a oft neurodiverse group of people commiserating about how they were screwed over by the system under the label 'gifted kid' NOT whatever else you are imagining im saying. <3
#clown on this post and get blocked#dismissing abuse reports because you think the people being screwed over by the system differently threaten you somehow is wrong sorry <3#rebloggable but if it breaches containment too hard I might lock it to avoid the piss on the poor crowd#these ppl do not realize part of the point of 'ex gifted kid' is the fact that the label WAS bunk & was just used as an excuse to abuse us!#thats literally half of the talk & theory! We were just normal kids!!! Thats the fucking point!! Its not being elitist its the opposite!!#blocked and unfollowed 3 different people for threats of violence towards anyone who identifies with 'ex gifted kid' which inspired this
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lately i have been a bit miffed by the lack of awareness when it comes to queer characters, and more specifically sapphic characters, in the Star Wars canon. so, in my capacity as the patron saint of lesbian visibility, i've decided to quit whining about it and be the one to spread some knowledge
without further ado.....a very long and obnoxious lesson
now let me tell you about them. in detail. through very specific categories
you don't have anything else to do, right?
CATEGORY ONE: GAY. ON. SCREEN.
they're gay. on screen.
CATEGORY TWO: THE A WORD
Doctor Aphra and her web of lesbianity
CATEGORY THREE: HANDGAYDENS
Padme Amidala and her gay handmaidens
CATEGORY FOUR: THE HIGHLY GAY REPUBLIC
all the many, many queers of the golden age of the jedi
CATEGORY FIVE: VIDEO GAYMES
queers from the Jedi games and related media
CATEGORY SIX: GAY FROM A CERTAIN POINT OF VIEW
characters created for or made queer in the From a Certain Point of View books
CATEGORY SEVEN: COMICALLY QUEER
wlws from comics not involved with Aphra
CATEGORY EIGHT: BOOKED AND GAY
characters who are gay in books, even if nowhere else
whew. still here?
thank you for scrolling all the way through this. if you are interested in talking about any of these people or want to know how to learn more about them on your own, my inbox is always open!!
and seriously folks, if you’re interested in any of them i implore you: read their stories, write fic, make art!!! the more we show that these characters are appreciated and talked about, the more likely we are to get more like them, and hopefully more that are even better and more visible rep
that’s all from me. have a gay day
#this is the result of a day and a half of pure madness#i hope it's worth it#star wars#international lesbian day#nitearmor#wolfwren#(normally i wouldn't do this but y'all are the target audience here)#ahsoka#velcinta#andor#padme amidala#sabedala#nightsister merrin#jedi survivor#jedi fallen order#the high republic#doctor aphra#idk what else to tag without doing every character#which seems excessive even for me#queer characters#wlw#lesbian#my posts#bookmarks
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my fave andrew rannells characters :)
#which ones ur fave???#andrew rannells#art#fanart#falsettos#falsettos 2016#the prom#girls hbo#tbom musical#tbom#the book of mormon#the boys in the band#tbitb#the new normal#black monday#trent oliver#blair pfaff#whizzer#whizzer brown#whizzer falsettos#elijah krantz#bryan collins#james is a half joke lmfao#i didnt include any animated characters bc i wanted to keep them consistent#i Reallllyy hope i got their outfits right bc It was so hard to find full body pics of these guys#so i apologize if they r not so accurate lol
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my parents got me a "flower of the month" subscription, and I have to say, I'm really digging the opportunity to take dramatic photos without leaving my apartment.
#normally I have to go to one of the botanic gardens for this!#also the last time my mother came to my apartment she took one look around and said ''you have a lot of plants''#which is.....ironic given that half of them were hostess gifts from her when she came to visit.#if you give me a succulent I will keep that sucker alive goddamn it!!#wherever there is light
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My world shattering when I realize that Chilchuck is underweight
Post-canon Chilchuck stops dieting and gains weight real
Edit: I am going to SCREAM
#Dungeon meshi#chilchuck tims#give him the dad bod. He earned his beer belly#It makes me sad please retire and let yourself live. Gonna draw him chubby.#Someone mentioned that with the changeling incident halfling Marcille and dwarf Laios had a hard time keeping up with the others’ pace#Which implied that Chilchuk is normally kind of running everywhere with the party#He doesn’t look toned tho he looks like he’s all skin and bones nooooo#Senshi feed this man#i reblogged with more evidence/interesting stuff btw#Isn’t it kinda messed up how half-foots don’t show the same physical signs of starving that other races do?#Who knows how many of them are malnourished. You can’t tell at a look#That does tie in with how other races dismiss them and their struggles tbh. Such “small” and “hard to notice” problems
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additional doodles of The Silly
i love the idea of fakey being solid Most of the time... until its convenient for it. either it gets goopy when its feeling strong emotions or if its just like ‘oh im being pushed away?? you’re pushing me? well thats incorrect. im slime now. hi :)’
also ive been drawing and writing a lot of freaky/antagonistic interactions with these two so peppi deserved a hug
#alloyart#fake peppino#peppino spaghetti#pizza tower#also hi thank you so much for all the positive feedback to my other doodles and that Thing I Wrote it means a lot#i love writing fakey as this just. unknowable Thing half the time. he doesnt mean bad... but it doesnt exactly mean GOOD either#its just doing what he knows to do. which is not very compatible with peppinos desires to have a normal afternoon#but i think he learns to stop trying to eat peppino after a while and they have a less antagonistic relationship#... well maybe he doesnt COMPLETELY stop. but. enough that peppi can brush it under the rug. lol
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i feel bad about it but "he killed eighty people in two days" in The Avengers just doesn't seem like that high a number to me? it'd be high for a normal person, but in supervillainy terms that's... a bit crap, really isn't it?
no wonder Thor was so quick to say "he's adopted" the honour of the family is at stake here, you can't let the humans think that's the best any of them can do D:
#the avengers (2012)#(i have to specify which avengers so i can sort my thor-and-his-mates posts from my steed-and-emma-peel ones)#(i'll just assume someone's already written that crossover)#brodinsons (bringing-shame-upon-the-family edition)#queue#it's only like one every half hour or one every 15 minutes if he stops to sleep and eat and piss and so on#well he wasn't feeling his best he was clearly looking a bit under the weather i'm sure on a normal day he could do way better than that#not to make the obvious comparison here but we saw sylvie kill about one or two people per minute on occasion didn't we?
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Doodles to get back in the swing of drawing
#tumblr artists work hard but tumblr compression works harder#which is crazy because there wasn't much to compress; this is like half the size i normally work on lol#(started on a larger file and only drew on half so i cropped it)#anyway kralsei time#let them be happy for once#kris#ralsei#kralsei#deltarune#drawing kris with a smile is a surreal experience every time#holy shit it's three thirty when did that happen
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Combine Medic
Got the idea of. If the combine army had nurses, so I made this. It’s inspired by both the beta designs for the combine soldiers, and a few other things like plague doctors and gas mask soldiers. Really their purpose is to tend to wounds of soldiers, apply synthetic limbs and cybernetic parts, and they even tend to advisors!
#half life#half life combine#half life 2#HL2#Our Benefactors au#this is the new name for the combine Gordon au I have#since these guys were made for it basically#but honestly I also made this as a general idea rather than something au EXCLUSIVE#shmorps art#anyway these guys can’t breathe normal air anymore so they need to breathe out of tanks#they’re also not really built for combat. with only one small sidearm under their coat#and some anesthetic needles is they’re desperate#they also have pretty light armor. which makes them faster than other soldier types
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"Is [Barkov] a normal dude? Meaning like—is he just like, you're having a cheeseburger some day and he's like 'Oh, no, no, no! I need this, I need the superfoods,' like is he kind-of... is he a normal guy?" "'Is that Wagyu or no?'" "'I need, you know, the best of the best,' Like how is he?" "He's undercover really funny, especially when you get to know him. I don't think he said much for the first 3 to 5 years. But I always joke with him I've never been invited to his house and we've played together for 10 years." "Dude, Brandon Montour said the same thing! We had him on last year! He's like, 'Dude, he's never had us over! We're always like—' But he doesn't live by all you guys, right? He kind-of lives a little further out?" "Yeah, he lives 20-30 minutes away in Boca [Raton.] But, yeah, no I—Listen, it's just his personality. It's who he is, and we respect him for it. Like I said, he's a really funny guy when you get to know him, and sometimes he's got those one-liners. And, you know, he's one of those perfect humans, right? You know, one of the guys we all strive to be, and we'll all come short forever, but—yeah, he's a good person."
The Cam & Strick Podcast | 7.30.24 (x)
i hope this bit never ends if not for the fact that each time ekky has to say it he has to add another year to it which adds to the comedy of it all
"Hey, who's got the best setup on your team with the Panthers? When all the boys get together, 'We're going to your crib. We're gettin' on the jet skis,' whatever. Who's got the best setup?" "Yeah, um—Aaron [Ekblad]'s probably...I mean, Aaron's been there the longest. Hopefully, Barkov hears this! He's been there the longest, but he never invites the boys over to his house!" "Oh~ Barky!" "Is he cheap?" "I'm gonna call Barky out right now, and see if he can invite the whole team over next year..." "Is he cheap? Is he cheap? What is it?" "Will he do it?" "Oh, he's up in 9 East—obviously, like quiet, unbelievable guy, but he's the only up in Boca [Raton.] So I don't know if anybody wants to even drive up to Boca..." "Oh, Fancyland Zone..." "What do you mean? How far is that away from where you are? Like, and everybody else?" "Yeah, we're all in Ft. Lauderdale, Las Olas—within probably... you know some families are in Parkland by the arena, but we're all within probably 10 minutes away and he's up 30, 40 minutes away so."
The Cam & Strick Podcast | 7.25.23 (x)
the boys ribbing sasha for living so far away and never inviting them to his house but still going btw hes amazing and incredible and perfect and sososo good we say this to tease him but like this is just who he is as a person and we accept that so please dont misconstrue this into something its not this is a joke and we dont take it to heart
and on that topic its really a shame that NA media doesnt know how fucking funny and how absolutely unserious he can be. I understand the notion of diligent no-nonsense captain is a prevalent idea (which he is lets make that clear he takes hockey so seriously) but especially since this season hes said hes cut down on weight so he could skate faster (and the results show) so i understand where the questions are coming from knowing the track record but also
we've won a cup and hes ramped it up its fantastic and this is one of my favourite examples of it of how quippy he can be
happy to talk about my cappy!!! happy to tease my cappy!!!
"and you know hes one of those perfect humans right? you know one of the guys we all strive to be, and we'll all come short forever but yeah he's a good person" do you also cry about how terribly fond and sincere ekky gets about sasha
#aaron ekblad#aleksander barkov#brandon montour#florida panthers#the ever evolving “ive never been invited to his house in nth years” bit#a part of me is like itd be funnier if ekky never gets invited over#ekky teasing sasha but very quickly switching to sincerity like we accept him and love him for who he is#do you want me to die#“hes one of those perfect humans right” and other normal things to say about your captain#(writes down) ekky has used perfect to describe oel forsy and sasha#the list ever grows#”one of the guys we all strive to be and we'll all come short forever but yeah hes a good person” EKKY WHAT THE FUCK#THATS AN ADMISSION AND A HALF AINT IT#GOOD HEAVENS#i think a lot about ekky having a tendency to look away and down to focus on what hes saying#but looking up and engaging eyecontact when hes giving sincere praise#the whiplash i get seeing him switch between trying to joke about it (“well all come short forever”) and being sincere (“hes a good person”)#to which he schools his face
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The file crashes everytime I try to edit it, so this will likely remain unfinished until I have a better device. Thought I'd post the wip to commemorate Yanqing being amazing in 2.5 <3
(Redraw of that one Dungeon Meshi scene iykyk)
#i think more people should draw their blorbos as dunmesh chimeras#i have entire lore for chimera yanqing its not normal#pls ask me about it so i have an excuse to scream about it plspls#i dont know how to render so dont ask me#i put my blood sweat and tears into the rendering process despite not knowing wth i was even doing half the time#my phone just cant handle the amount of space large files like this take up#which is why all my drawings are left unrendered and in horrid pixel value#one day....#one day i will finish him i swear#honkai star rail#hsr#yanqing#art#chimera yanqing au#tagging for future posts that ill totally make
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