#which is fine and all

[djevelbl]

Ahahahahaha I'm eepy and I wanna eep but the lights keep on going out and I'm terminally terrified of the dark what do I do

[stephaniedola]

i have literally no right to be upset that i cant see him this weekend im literally sick and his dad is literally immunocompromised but still the idea that i wont be able to see him for yet another 2 fucking weeks (im busy next weekend with family stuff) is driving me up the fucking wall

like theres a part of me that wishes he would drop everything and come visit me even if its risky because i know that the longer i dont see him the more my heart will wander and the more pressure there will be on whenever we do meet next

and like i guess i wish that i mattered more to him, but its irrational because see above

[crqstalite]

hey tumblr pls stop showing me stuff abt other peoples likes i do not care what they like i want to see the stuff i like pls and ty

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

Glinda really had an entire musical number expounding on the theme of "success in life is not about being highly qualified or even competent, but manipulating people's superficial perception of you." and then she went into POLITICS. truly the #girlboss representation the world has earned

[salamispots]

it got turned into a 17" x14" pillow instead haha

[sophiebaybey]

Not to preach to the choir but I wonder if people generally realize that AI models like ChatGPT aren't, like, sifting through documented information when you ask it particular questions. If you ask it a question, it's not sifting through relevant documentation to find your answer, it is using an intensely inefficient method of guesswork that has just gone through so many repeated cycles that it usually, sometimes, can say the right thing when prompted. It is effectively a program that simulates monkeys on a typewriter at a mass scale until it finds sets of words that the user says "yes, that's right" to enough times. I feel like if it was explained in this less flattering way to investors it wouldn't be nearly as funded as it is lmao. It is objectively an extremely impressive technology given what it has managed to accomplish with such a roundabout and brain-dead method of getting there, but it's also a roundabout, brain-dead method of getting there. It is inefficient, pure and simple.

[this-love-is-delicate]

keep seeing shorts of people lip syncing to the smallest man who ever lived and it's like, girl where's your rage, your anger, your hurt, your ugly crying??? stop trying to be pretty if ur gonna act the lip sync for a song like that you gotta go all the way

[egophiliac]

don't think I'm not still obsessing over 7-12

[fishbloc]

i made grumbot plushie sling bags, if you even care

[foxleotie]

In case anyone needs a reminder…

Being transgender does not make you intersex.

Going through HRT does not make you intersex. Surgery cannot make you intersex.

Intersex people are born with atypical variations of physical, biological sex characteristics. That is what makes someone intersex.

Perisex trans people (especially on Reddit) have been recently insisting that just being transgender makes you intersex, and therefore able to speak over intersex people on issues that specifically affect us, especially when it comes to dangerous and offensive terminology. This is not true.

Also the idea that you can somehow “make yourself intersex” is untrue. You can make your body more androgynous through things like hormone treatment and surgery, but that does not make you intersex.

Falsely claiming intersex identity based on these things isn’t *always* malicious (though it is often done to speak over us) but it is always harmful.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The squad of all time has arrived on scene.

[mini-tiny-clown]

i just didnt understand why they were all so intense about saving poppy, bc shes fine?? like the actual poppy is on a spaceship having a great time, they were saving a memory clone of her made of hopes and dreams who gives a fuck

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

I just realised that you're john green and not some random guy

It's very simple.

I am a coffee and tea company that donates 100% of its profit to charity.

Corporate social media accounts--and tumblr may be a commercially irrelevant social medium but it is both social and a medium--are run by human beings.

The human being who runs this one is John Green. He used to write novels but now he writes about the world's deadliest infectious disease.

[sunlight-shunlight]

anyway dai solas you will always be famous to me. nothing but respect for my boy who wandered off mid-cutscene in the hinterlands to go help out refugees, is extremely good at Lies Of Omission™️, has a whole spy/agent/informant network of elves who followed him, fervently argues that it's unethical to be happy about killing bandits bc they had lives and loved ones, describes his own temple(?) prison(?) as having "indecipherable" elven writing, has ferocious debates with dorian and iron bull about slavery, set himself on fire once by mistake, and within about a year of his 10000 year lifespan, went from seeing all the world as disposable emotionless husks, to developing actual friendships and even falling in love.

and then! still thought it was necessary to destroy and reset the world! but he would treasure the chance to be wrong again!!

[inkskinned]

okay i almost never address the very small amount of internet fame i have. and sometimes yes it sucks. people often repost my work, or clip it out of context, or flat-out steal it. but like it can be very funny. once a follower dm'd me to say a guy on hinge was pretending to be "inkskinned", and actually had even started his own insta. when she said "i've followed her for years i don't think you're her", he said - actually r.i.d is like seven people, we just made those initials up. (rude). when i found his insta and messaged him, he begged me to just lie and say he was r.i.d because "it's hard for men to date."

once someone said she should be allowed to plagiarize my work because she was a body-positive influencer and that if i "made a big deal" about this and "got her cancelled", i would be doing damage to my own community and i was never "actually" an ally.

i bear these things with the aura of a martyr, the way my catholic father raised me to. i message privately. i handle things quietly and quickly. i do not complain because i am very, very, very, very blessed and i know that. mercy and gentleness literally pour out of me every morning when i wake up, and then i have to mop the floors for how very Good i am.

however today is the first time i have ever had a very specific problem that neither requires me to correct this person nor throw them to the dogs but is somehow worse than years of hatemail, reddit thread death threats, and pinterest reposts:

someone quoted me and just got it, like, a little wrong.

[smallenoughtopurr]

The so-called uncut version of Saw is evil af for cutting this out of the movie

Between half the dialogue and this extra bit of Lawrence caressing Adam and Adam leaning into it. The fact that we miss it in the unrated version that plays everywhere nowadays is sickening 😭