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a-literate-chicken · 23 days ago

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Doodles from class

#which chicken are you today #I’m in one in the bucket #chickens #chickenblr #chicken doodles #chicken art #chicken #digital art #i am fighting art block #and burn out

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hunysckle · 8 days ago

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i looked so cuuuuuute today

#don't usually blur my background but i work in a kinda touristy area so. no sculptures for you!!!!#i really liked my outfit today =3 i visualized it in my head last night and i am so glad it turned out #bc sometimes the real life version doesn't match what i pictured and then i have to find something else to wear which is a whole thing #but yeah!!! i felt very cute today even if my ears are a little sore from my earrings lol #it felt very nice to de-accessorize when i got home #OH ALSO my lunch was so good today i started adding a chopped up breaded chicken breast to my salad which is delicious and so filling #gotta finish all my snacks now...snap peas and yogurt covered pretzels my beloved...i'm coming for you #trixie talks #trix fits #lesbian #fat femme #femme4all #dykeposting

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claitea · 2 months ago

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now that i am home from a long day out in another state. can everyone look at this very odd caterpie plush i found in a rest stop claw machine. this is my son he has every disease

#clai speaks #accidentally spent $15 at this machine bc i didnt know $5 got you Two plays and i tapped the card twice bc it looked like it didnt work #the machine was Super rigged too. i shouldnt have done that HJSHDJDHJF #other things i did today were wandering a convention with friends. bought a crochet st/rdew chicken named Chamomile #finally visited a museum i have been Dying to go to since i was in primary school #and went on a very passionate ramble about if real animals exist in the pokemon world and which pokemon people eat #and it was SO NICE i had so much fun i've never been out that far with my friends before!!!#and then i came home and found my corkboard with my keychain collection had fallen off the wall HIAHWJDBJF #overall extremely good day just man wtf. my keychains. midgardsormr fell in the bin. and only him somehow

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phoenixiancrystallist · 24 days ago

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Month 2, day 24

More etchings added to the axe! This time the squiggles from the design, and fitted to the topology :)

#the great artscapade of 2025 #art #my art #blender #blender render #blender 3d #cycles render #cg fast track #hard surface modeling bootcamp 2 #I made chicken fried steak and stuffed mushrooms for dinner tonight #or I tried to #turns out it's hard to properly batter a chicken fried steak if you don't have eggs #and I NEVER buy eggs bc I so rarely use or eat them #so uh #did not turn out the way I wanted it to #which is fine it was still tasty #but man did I learn a cooking lesson today lol

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etcnnante · 6 months ago

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can’t believe it’s a certain old man’s birthday tomorrow …

#█ ▌ 𝙜𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙤𝙪𝙩. / ooc.#( he’d be soooooo old if he were alive today which he probably would be !! )#( or not . all those years of eating fried chicken finally caught up to his cheating ass )#( we love you though joseph 🥰❤️ )#( but maybe adopt a healither diet … )

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kyouka-supremacy · 9 months ago

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Failed a social interaction 0 injured 1 killed (me)

#Today has been so long 😭😭😭 I've been out the whole day studying and when I came back I spent more than one hour to cook my probably gone–#bad chicken (and rice and spinach) and then I couldn't even eat it because it was my turn to clean the kitchen at the dorm (which is the–#third following day I'm doing) (worth mentioning I'm running on 5 hours of sleep)#And I was goofing around with my friends but while doing so I. made fun of the landlord. And then one friend told me “hey girl he's right–#outside” and like 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I hope I die painfully. I need to be back next year and he already makes my life hard enough and hhhhhhhhhhh #I wasn't even like. Serious. It was just to joke around with my friends I don't have anything against him (except for the things I do)#hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #And now I feel so embarrassed I have no appetite at all + the chicken (which I had to bring home through one hour walk in summer which–#probably wasn't good for it. And then froze one day past the expiration day) (I really need to get better eating habits) I had been–#preparing despite taking one hour to cook it I got the firing wrong and now it's all hard and honestly not very good and like 😭😭😭#Look at what you did to the (frankly already diseased) chicken #I feel so betrayed by everything 😭😭😭 Can life get a little easier #I'm mostly kidding I'm doing okay. I just need to rant because I CAN'T GET OVER THE LANDLORD THING MAN HOW DO I FORGET ABOUT IT.#This kind of things always haunts me for at least three days so 😭😭😭#I'm dead tired but I really wanted to answer asks today so. Probably doing so between today and tomorrow #Rant over sending lots of l love 💞💞#random rambles #In my defense it's not my fault I'm too poor to throw the chicken away 😪😪 I haven't eaten since forever #It's also not my fault I can't afford a new non sticking pan so I have to stick (ah) to the probably toxic one #It is very much my fault for messing up the chicken cooking temperature tho lol

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the-casbah-way · 5 months ago

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sometimes being so overly sensitive makes it hard to function like how do people do it. today we drove past three dead pheasants and i'm expected to be fine about the fact that they died alone and in pain and everyone keeps driving as if they never mattered. as if they didn't live and breathe and think. ok

#how is this fine. am i insane. how is it not so devastating that it stifles you #today i learned that the life span of a wild fox is three to four years #does that not make you want to cry every time you see one in the street. knowing they will never be safe #how do you look at your cats and not feel consumed with sadness because they won't be here forever #and no matter what you do you can't ever guarantee that they will always be healthy and safe #and they don't even understand any of this because they're just babies #which should be comforting because it means they aren't aware of their own mortality #but it somehow makes it sadder. like you don't know you are the entire world to me and i will spend my life missing you #i fear i'm genuinely a bit mental #because this shit keeps me up regularly #maybe it's the ocd. or the autism. maybe i'm just weird #it does get worse when an animal dies. i guess rescuing duck + finding out he died is the reason this time #i rescue A Lot of animals so this happens to me all the time #and i don't get any better at dealing with it #i still think of the chicks + lambs + mice + chickens we couldn't save when i was a kid #and the fact that sometimes a litter of animals would be born and the universe just decided that one wasn't going to make it #and it would be lying there dying whilst its siblings got stronger and braver and ate and played #and it wouldn't know or understand that it had drawn the short straw for no reason and would never get to live #WHY is the world like this how do you make peace with that #they think duck was hit by a car. only a man made thing can do that amount of damage right #the fact he was just a little animal he was so small and delicate and then he ended up all mangled like that #it's so unfair. poor angel #ask to tag

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a-literate-chicken · 20 days ago

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Another day another page of chicken doodles

#I am the chicken sleeping in the flowers #which chicken are you today #happy March #I can’t wait for spring #chickens #chickenblr #chicken doodles #chicken art #chicken #digital art #art

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mars-ipan · 6 months ago

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i want to order soul food so bad but also before i left my mom mentioned us “having a lot of food in the house” so now i feel bad abt the idea of ordering food

#marzi speaks #she didn’t intentionally guilt me it’s the anxiety acting up methinks #but like. 90% of the food in the house rn either takes spoons to cook (which i don’t have atm)#or is leftovers that aren’t mine. and i don’t wanna eat everyone else’s unwanted leftovers!#i know my appetite is high right now but i don’t want to just eat everyone’s scraps #makes me feel like a dog in a negative unfun way #plus almost all of the leftovers are like. greasy. and i do not have that in me rn #my stomach. does NOT want anything greasy #i just want soul food…. fried catfish… candied yams… okra…#it’s gentle and warm and kind to my stomach. and it makes you feel better #and i’ve been feeling kind of shit today and just want my simple southern comforts is that so much to ask #chicken fried steak with gravy would also lowkey hit but that’s more emotional. in my heart i want soul food

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autumnhobbit · 2 years ago

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going to jump off a bridge over……food

#I already feel like shit about the fact that I eat like garbage #but I’ve been meaning to make this damned ‘healthy’ salad for like 3 weeks and cannot for the life of me keep any of the ingredients viable #long enough to make the fucking thing #so today I had to run to the grocery to get tea and grabbed some ingredients #after work mind you #after I left I went ‘oh I forgot milk’#which I NEEDED #so I stopped aFUCKINGGAIN #at dollar store to get some #then after I left there I realized I forgot tortilla chips #went ‘fuck it I’ll make them at home’#get home #leap through the shower and get straight to work #I even remembered to get the chicken out of the freezer yesterday night #well guess what it’s still fucking frozen #so. forget that I guess #now the lettuce and corn and all the other ingredients are gonna fucking rot #my kitchen’s a fucking wreck #I have no time and no energy to clean any part of this damned apartment to do anything #I’m going to stop now before I go into the whole other thing but I am. done

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unleashedcryptidbutch · 2 years ago

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Things I have said to my cat at "I have no clue I have no sense of internal rhythm" o'clock

wow, you look like something hung in the back of a butcher's shop. what are you, a chicken?

when my cat meows aggressively as I walk past with a cuppa: please don't come for my ankles, I need them

why are you yelling at me? Ma fed you

bad. no going in the closet

when the cat rolls to show me her belly but meows aggressively: yeah I'm not petting you. you sound like you're going to murder me. Mama hands me the backscratcher instead

I am just now falling asleep and you choose to bother me with your presence. soul suckingly deep staring. get out

#things about sharky #fun fact: everyone gets at least one (1) weird nickname from me #the cat is usually somewhere along the lines of butt munch or stinky #today she shall be chicken #which is a little confusing considering my mother is also chicken #two of my friends are peter #also #if you can tell who i am from these #no. no you cant

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spiderbitesandvampirevenom · 8 months ago

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ok im curious about this so tumblr please tell me

*wild meaning a non-feral, non-domesticated animal, which is not within an enclosure such as a zoo, research center, etc.

for example, seeing a coyote in your backyard is seeing a wild animal. seeing a cougar in a zoo is not.

**feral animals are animals such as cats, pigeons, dogs, chickens, hogs, and other animals which are generally domesticated.

for example, seeing a feral cat in your local park is not seeing a wild animal.

#spinning my web #polls

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