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fic idea caitlyn “i’m an excellent shot” kiramman and nancy “i never miss” wheeler are rivals and then they kiss about it
#ALSO ROBIN AND VI JEALOUSY PLOT CUZ DUH#lwk those two are soooo similar…#can you tell i haven’t gone outside in a week#finals week is no man’s land#bring back crackships#this reminds me of my#boris pavlikovsky#will byers#phase#which ate DOWN by the way#stranger things#nancy wheeler#robin buckley#arcane#league of legends#vi arcane#caitlyn kiramman#caitvi#ronance
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Hey blue or mayor- I got a question.
What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Mine is chocolate.
Also here have this *put flower crown on his head*
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#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid fanart#monkie kid#monkie kid fanart#lmk#lmk fanart#lmk mayor#monkie kid mayor#lmk macaque#monkie kid macaque#blue and violet#I just remembered that there is actually a valid reason as to why I decided the Mayor would like pears#pear is a autumn/winter fruit#I'm so silly that I forgot that this was an actual reason for my logic behind this#mayor likes pear because its a winter fruit#and its a bit dull but the pears I have eatten are a little sweet so eh#citrus fruits are also winter fruits#this guy could probably eat a lemon whole and not even flinch#or maybe they would and their face would actually just scrunch up in the modt horrifying way#I don't know which one is funnier#anyways- the mayor likes pear flavoured ice cream/milk ice#I personally like chocolate flavoured ice cream too 👍#I actually just love icecream in general so I think I'm jusy projecting onto the Mayor at this point#they love ice cream/milk ice#Macaque has intense mixed feelings about this#he doesn't understand the appeal of a good pear other than the fact that its a good fruit to wash down something you just ate beforehand#he likes banana and banana flavoured ice cream#y'know its funny because people assume Mayor likes blueberries because its blue and Macaque likes plums because its purple
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My dad has, for the third year in a row, given up Sweets/Desserts for Lent this year, so as always I'm playing the Devil to his Jesus and trying to tempt him for fun
#cw christianity#cw religion#The simple fact is I loooove being mean to my father whomst I love and whomst loves me it's our way#So like he very commonly will get up and pace in the kitchen like he's looking for something#So every time he does that now I remind him if he's looking for something sweet there's fudge on the counter#And then he huffs and says he wasn't looking for something sweet#And then he comes and sits back down because he was#Tonight though he walked in there and ate a spoonful of peanut butter#And I pointed out that the reason he's avoiding deserts is really his Diabetes and that PB has the same artificial sugar that causes spikes#in his sugar anyway#And he glared SO hard at me and the ingredients list on the Peanut Butter#Then said 'I don't consider Peanut Butter Sweet'#To which I replied 'I don't think God believes in loopholes'#And then he threw his spoon in the sink and asked my mom if he can kick me out of the house yet#We have fun here <3
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OH MY GDD I FORGOT TO TELL YALL MY WIFE CAME HOME YESTERDAY AND JUST. WOOP. PICKED ME UP LIKE NOTHING. AND THEN DID IT AGAIN LIKE 20 MINUTES LATER AGAIN LIKE NOTHING.
#bunny rambles#she is so strong 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫#and admittedly ik she's been able to do this for a while cus she can throw me & ppl larger than me around in sex easy#but also like!!! i get so easily spooked when people touch my sides/waist/wrap their arms around me and my default response is to usually#throw myself on the floor but between the grief and sick and all i just. relaxed into her touch#this is a big deal for meeee i rarely let people touch me in ways where i can be manipulated physicallyyyyyy bc i so nervyyyy#yes this is why i like cnc so much. frankly cnc is like... my favorite bc i want sex often but im actually really bad at receiving touch and#cnc (whether it be intox or rape/molest play or somno etc etc) is a form of play that makes sex a lot easier bc my little white dog can have#its little freak outs without us having to Stop Completely. and i love that there is kink/play forms that allow me to be my flawed little#self and NOT feel like im letting whoever im with down bc. they're into it.#the relationship between my trauma and kink is i do kink play in Spite of my trauma btw. i fawned mostly with the experiences growing up so#being allowed to fight back is really nice. g-d i love my wife so much. when we met we started as fwb and she heard me out when i was like#hey look I'm real into u and im very carnally attracted to you and also if we take it any further with you touching me (she ate me out in#the backseat of her car our first hang out 😵💫 never let anyone do that b4 her) im gonna cry and she was like “okay! thats okay!” and we#got to have beautiful sex and i got to pleasure her and then we sat together and she let me just cry it out (bc its not something i can#control. its not me its the kid) & it turns out if im given the space to cry a couple times in vanilla settings when adjusting to new touch#I'll not only Stop but become a beloved sex pet. also this is why i say im rarely seeking and dont like pickup play as much bc i am forced#to only top in most circumstances which is fun and all but i do desire being touched also yk? and shes the only person whos ever really been#THIS patient with me. and it makes me happy that i was finally able to explore and embrace#my sexuality and desires and sexy fears and like. yeah. idk. big ramble of many topics < 3
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looking through my old messages is so traumatizing i want to go back in time and kick myself in the stomach like what possessed you...
#biggest “WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT” moment in my life tbh#the only thing that didnt make me cringe is me calling my brother a “mayo snorting goblin”#2020 me kinda ate that up#2021-2022 was def something tbh#i wore pink cat ears. i think thats all you need to know#ohh this is def going to keep my dumbass awake at night#ı was cringe but i was free and im proud of past me for that#it was one of my worst years but like... kick ass#<- by worst i mean mentally horrid in a way that changed me forever#speaking of 2021-2022.. my old chosen names were absolutely CRIMINAL#the first one was felony (which i still kinda dig but in a cunty way) the second one was ciel which i think is cool#but heres the bomb: one of my old chosen names was cereal. CEREAL#i think ted takes the cake tho. what evil soul possessed me to choose ted as a name#also constantine waa one of my old names which is actually fucking awesome#eıhjfjfjf i have a science exam tomorrow and im on tumblr infodumping about 2021 me uhhhf#i jumped through so many hoops to get to this blog#2020 somehow knew something transgender was going down and decided to get a haircut and boom. gender#DYSPHORIA THAT IS GET PRANKED LOSER#shout out to 2020 me for figuring out whats up#not sorry about the incoherent screaming. im autistic and i am full of violence
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random picture dump :)
#cat update: theyre good#clancy update: he just ate roast chicken so hes also good#jess update: Im good#im happier rn than anytime since 2020 i think#still up and down but way less up and down- if that makes sense?#its nice its good- its autumn now and i always look forward to winter#suffice to say: i hope you guys are well too#i saw in an email i have messages on discord but last time i attempted to log in it wouldnt allow me so... if you msged there and i never#responded its bc i cant get in to respond and tbh#i think discord was maybe terrible for my mental health#which is a little sad bc that was the main way i talked to people but also... idk#jury is currently out on that front we'll see maybe i'll download it again#but regardless i miss you but im well and i hope youre well and i hope one day coming back wont feel so daunting#relationships are hard arent they? i hate things changing and ending more than anything else in the world#side effect of my dad dying when i was little i think#but the main thing thats been making me feel guilty and uneasy lately is feeling guilt about disappearing from people so again!#im trying and we'll see !#yeah :)
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Yippee averting the shame spiral!
#okay managing to text again like a normal person. sort of. opened with Star Trek…… but it worked#trying to focus on the fun and nice things from last night despite the embarrassment.#we cuddled together and just lay down in the silence and I pet his hair and that was so wonderful. so I’m keeping that in my mind.#he and his sibling got me a little chocolate cake on Saturday which I forgot to take. then Sunday happened and I fled before I could have#it again. it was one of those little situations that made me feel#inordinately inept and stupid. anyway. they ate it so it wouldn’t go to waste but when I started communicating again he told me about it#and offered to get me another and to bring me chocolate every week lol. which was silly of course but at the same time I found very#touching. I think I’m pretty lucky that this is my first relationship. I wish I had more experience. but this is a good way to learn.#with someone really patient and understanding.#after wallowing I looked back on our text messages and realized he’d been trying to check in on me. he didn’t let me sit in that isolation.#I’m grateful for that.
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That one fic with the sunrises and the heartbreaking descriptions of the six eyes also gave me the six eyes being eaten and really truly the real JJK could never live up to that for me
#Forever frustrated there's no more gore here it was so fitting and could have been so beautiful#Forever frustrated over no one other than Yuji eating questionable things after all that Cannibal Sukuna hype#And honestly forever frustrated no one ever ate Gojo or anything of his. It would have been such a good parallel with#And Gojo being turned into something like a cursed tool... I mean in a way a little bit that's what happened#But god I was so expecting? hoping? for someone to do something with his eyes the physicality of them#I think it would have said so much about the society and how it regards people and how cruel and utilitarian#and it drew home once again the similarities between sorcerers and curses and particularly between him and curses#Which is super interesting with how his birth meant a raise in cursed#The existence of boths is so linked so entwined it's difficult to differentiate between both#Gojo as a sort of curse. Enhanced again by his constant mentions to love and otherness and his conceptualisation of love in JJK0#But I'll shut up already before I ramble even more. Gojo is so good conceptually even beyond the infinity stuff#I love him so much. I hate how much. It frustrates me to no end#And someone should have cannibalised him or perhaps curse-tooled him#Sukuna's finger in that temple Tengen's remains in another and Gojo's eyes in a third#How awful#Also I wanted to see consequences for breaking binding vows. Gojo making them would have been interesting too#I saw a post once about how he lost because he didn't know how to cheat as well as Sukuna and I think about it all the time#Anyway... I spend too much time thinking about JJK and about what JJK didn't give me but kinda had as potential. I should move on already#I talk too much#GOJO WITH HIS BLOOD RUNNING DOWN HIS MOUTH BECAUSE HE ATE HIS OWN EYES ON SOMEONE ELSE#Wonderful imagery I think of CONSTANTLY#BINDING VOWS COME HERE YOU RUINED JJK#A good parallel with Sukuna and the curses in general* I don't know why I didn't notice writing too much in that one tag#Many typos but 🤷🏻♂️
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I would very much like to infoblast about Raven Beak's powersuit upgrade library with all the optimizations, QoL tweaks, security features, and the myriad integration systems Samus is currently lacking with her babby suit, but alas. Time restrictions.
#txt#not art#don't get me wrong it's a good suit. but samus is running on old hardware (ruins test suit) that's literally been dissected (Fusion)#and augmented by comparatively inferior (at least in Raven Beak's 'humble' opinion) GalFed tech#and she's had her arsenal stripped down to the hard-coded essentials more times than should be possible for any reasonable warrior#barring the whole 'Metroid powers ate my firmware updates' thing from Dread#Raven Beak looks at that technical hodge podge of a suit which can apparently have some features remotely restricted by the Feds at will#and he's like 'girl you need an upgrade'#he can understand the whole Metroid DNA eating your suit thing but the rest of it he chalks up to the powersuit equivalent#of a faulty hard drive being dropped on the hard dirty ground and all of the data within going the way of the Titanic#he's like a gazillion years old so all he sees is an eight year old dropping their Gameboy Advance SP with Pokemon Crystal in the game slot#staring blankly at the screen as they boot up the system to find that their entire save is gone
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I have an idea for how I'm going to use my "sabotaging a pro-life conservative Christian haunted house" idea from Weed College (aka arguably my stupidest plot bunny) in a slightly more serious context.
#maybe it indirectly keeps will from being taken to the upside down as well#it's a butterfly effect situation where will can't play d&d that weekend because jonathan is involved in the sabotage#and he gets in some trouble for it which requires some rearranging of schedules#to be fair it's a 'the day jimmy's boa ate the wash' situation where a lot of people were involved in very chaotic ways#but jason carver's parents land on eddie and jonathan as easy scapegoats#(they know steve was involved but jason doesn't want to mess up their chances at...regionals? the tournament? by having him benched)#(they suspect nancy as well but they can't prove it)#(robin and chrissy were also on board but they flew under the radar)#eddie is trying to spin the sabotage as an overly exuberant attempt to help
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Despite all odds, I have arrived home safely👍
Turns out that the earlier goop was the better goop. The adderall goop. The adderall has worn off now though. So I am. Very incredibly out of it.
But I am home. And I will take my quick shower. And then I will climb into bed.
I do need to eat. But... later...
#speculation nation#im the special kind of tired where im more tired than hungry#which is to say my every cell is yelling at me to get some fucking sleep.#and i dont think id be much more successful at eating rn than i was this morning.#i ate. half a can of chef boyardee. which was half bc i was so focused on typing and half bc i could barely stomach it.#so i at least ate Something. but not as much as normal.#i did have an ensure in the middle of the day. so theres some nutrients too at least.#i'll eat after i get a few hours of sleep. when the edge is no longer so desperate.#and hopefully i'll be able to stomach things better then.#honestly have all nighters always been this hard or am i just getting older? i havent actually pulled an all nighter since uhhh#well there was kind of one on dead dad day. but that day sucked just in general.#last time i think was april '23 when i read t.rimax volume 9-14 within a 24 hour period while also finishing a final presentation.#even then tho i got like 2 hours of sleep. it was still pretty rough though.#like ok i guess those times were pretty awful and also i did get at least some sleep. which is more than today.#so it makes sense for me to be in worse shape rn. i also didnt get as much sleep the night before last as i wanted to#i got... ...maybe 4 hours sleep??? ummm. which isnt a good thing actuslly. no wonder im so fucking exhausted.#i can barely type right now i will be honest. it was so hard to bike home. it took all my focus to not drive off a bridge#or get pushed into traffic by wind. oh boy the wind sure did try.#then i almost tripped down the stairs at my apartment after grabbing the mail bc i Briefly was focused on my mail 🙄#barely present. total mess. but at least im home. and i already did all the thinking i need to do today.#i was brave. i perservered. i was tempted to give up around 6 am ish but i was like No. this is getting done TODAY.#so i did it. i turned it in. and i so bravely did my in class work for my 2nd class. even though i was so mentally not present the whole way#i did my thinking... i am home... rest soon.#actually its kind of funny im lying on my couch rn and i think if most other ppl were in my current state theyd fall asleep right here.#but the power of my insomnia is so. powerful. i am not at risk of falling asleep without meaning to.#only time thats ever actually happened are like. a handful of times i was like. the most tired ive ever been in my life. etc etc.#in fact idk how well i'll be able to fall asleep for my nap. i certainly couldnt last night despite how hard i tried.#hopefully this time... i am truly tired enough....pls i need to rest i am so tired 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Thoughts on + Arturia or Mordred (for Oberon Vortigern)
Send "Thoughts on" and a character for my muse to give their opinion on them.
"Arturia...? Who the fuck is that...? 'T sounds like the name of a girl that never even lived... I don't remember meeting someone like that. I did though, meet a young man named Arthur... Or did I? Maybe someone did, certainly not me."
He snorts, a leg crossing over his thigh and his elbow resting on it, his chin is placed on his hand. As an all, he seems quite amused by the question.
"And what would I even think about that kid? What would I even care? Everyone knows the story. The rightful King of Britain put down the usurper, the evil dragon, the vile Vortigern, whom went out kicking and screaming like the wretched thing he was... Pffffff!! That's great! Not like it's got anything to do with me, though! I am Faerie King Oberon, after all!"
He actually breaks into a fit of laughter at that, insectoid hand clapping his knee, other going to wipe imaginary tears off his face.
"And Mordred you say? Oh, he's great! That other Morgan was certainly a witch, wasn't she? I think I like her better than mine! Seriously, how wicked could she get? What a play! And to think that's what managed to put down Arthur... alone, betrayed, sullied in every possible way... What a loser, couldn't ever be me! Wish I was there for the shitshow...!"
#astrxthesiai#giving straight answers is very hard since he's physically unable to tell the truth so here's a tdlr#he doesn't particularly care for arthur as they were just people in different sides of war. nothing personal. he had beef with Uther only.#he's actually grateful to him for giving him such a dope fight and letting Vortigern go out with a bang on his own terms.#now Mordred is.... gross. not his fault but that's messed up and this is coming from a guy who ate people and bathed in blood#he's disgusted beyond measure and very glad he wasn't there to see shit go down first person. that other Morgan disgusts him to no end.#this is where his hatred for Merlin gets deep too as he allowed things to get to that point. he failed Arthur. he failed his child.#which ties on with his desperation to spare Caster in the lostbelt as he can't bear with her ending up the same way Arthur did.#yeahhhh#○ ° ★ . * 𝑂𝑏𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛 𝑉𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑖𝑔𝑒𝑟𝑛.#○ ° ★ . * 𝐴𝑛𝑠𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑑.
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I tried rice noodles/wraps and bao last night and didn't have any kind of reaction. BIG IF CONSISTENTLY TRUE!!!!
#text#chronic illness#medical diet#I can eat *some* banana- not more than two over a couple days#I can DRINK pineapple juice!!!#me and tomatos are besties#I can have spinach too!!!!!!!!#it seems like all of my worst histamine reactions have calmed down significantly. I don't immediately react to things anymore.#I've healed enough that I can have small/regular quantities of allergenic foods#dairy and wheat need a while longer#but i think I can start introducing some rice products which is VERY EXCITING#I ate so much food last night omg.#ALSO i can have jalapenos!!!!!!!!!!#cayenne/red pepper still hits the bladder in a bad way so this is very excitinf
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Dewormer pills successfully administered to both cats!
#We got the chewable pill instead of the liquid since the liquid would be a full teaspoon and the pill is just a small pill#We crushed up the pill and put it in a churu style licky tube treat#they both started to eat it pretty okay but then both of them were like hmm I can tell there's something wrong and didn't want to eat it#I crushed up temptations and put that with it and not show ate it fine#one cat down#But moose even though he's a big fatty boy is more picky and didn't want to eat it#I tried to put kitty milk on it didn't work#So then we just tried to see if I could fit it inside a temptation which is way too small#So then we just gave them a bunch of temptations on the bed and Moose just ate the pill#because he's big dumb#score!#So remember if you have to give a pill to a cat#before you crush up a pill or try to hide it in something wet#just put it in with his kibble and he'll probably just eat it because they tend to just swallow their kibbles whole#tiej
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Gotta love it when ppl make R00kvi| freak4freak like YESSSSS
#✮┆ ( .ooc. );#//I love Rook is a fucken weirdo and V is just ‘Aight; I can accept this is who you are’#//But also love LOVE when Rook is a fucken creep and V is INTO IT#//Rook deliberately (bc ain’t no way he’d Ever get caught otherwise) revealing he’s tracked every place V has gone within past 5days#//And made a map detailing his every move down to the minute bc Routines Are Important to V#//And V’s gotta stop himself from jumping that clown’s bones right there in the fucken common area jdnfn#//And that’s a fun plot in my brain#//I once read a fic where V tries to stalk him back to give im a taste a his own medicine & realized too late HE was the hunted all along#//I. can’t find it anymore which makes me SO fucken sad bc it was PEAK#//Im trying to keep everything tame for this blog hshdhd#//I am always a sucker for freak4freak; ESP if they freak in their own unique ways jdjcn#//Ro could be like Br.ahms Heelsh|re and V’d be into it bc it is Ro specifically hdbdb#//Wouldnt even be fazed#‘Do you think I could have my shirt I KNOW you stole precisely three weeks ago back? NO I don’t care what you did with it I need it again-‘#//Jdjdjd#//Thats all exaggeration but I love it so much hdbxb#//9/10 chance he will immediately hand it back to him after like ‘there; thanks for letting me borrow my own fuckin shirt’ while Ro’s looki#like the cat that ate the fuckin canary hdbcb#//As if V wouldn’t try to steal Ro’s shirts and keep em (Ro steals em back almost immediately cuz V’s perfume lingers on em super easy)
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One time I ate probably way too many mushrooms and I could feel my trip going bad. So, I turned to my roommate and I said something along the lines of,
"I feel amazing but I feel like this sensation has a price and I'm about to pay it."
To which he responded, "What are you, catholic?" And that knocked me so firmly out of my mental state that the rest of the trip was hands down the best time I ever did mushrooms.
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