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heartstopper isn't cringe it's just sincere and you guys are weak as fuck
#oh no an emotion without any irony whatsoever how will i survive#that's what i hear anytime i see someone call heartstopper cringe#which keeps happening for some reason#what part of me makes social media algorithms think i will enjoy seeing that instead of blowing up in frustration#heartstopper#heartstopper season 2#nick and charlie#tao xu#elle argent#tara jones#darcy olsson#tara and darcy#tao and elle#issac henderson#alice oseman#kit connor#joe locke
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Batfamily time travel encounter but it's just a nice timeline.
Dick (worried): Care to explain, how actually are you "paying for your sins".
Future!Damian, deadpanned: *takes his cellphone* *presses play*
Terry voice on the cellphone: Hey Big D., so I was just– You know– Passing. Big ninja training you got here. . . Gotta love what you did to the decoration. . . All. Green."
Dick:
Future!Damian:
Terry voice: Okay I will go straight to the point, I know you love visits (kids laugh on the back) Shh (Terry giggles) So– As you know, the batmobile's is not in– Condition– Right now, old thing had seen better days.
Terry voice: And I need, to get Clowny, that's literally my job, right. So I'm taking your league mobile.
Future!Damian, under his breath pressing the bridge of his nose: Just a car.
Terry voice: I'm sure I will bring back– Eventually– Almost in piece. And don't worry I know all the rules "no eating on It"- "no pressing self destruct"– "No letting Robin drive"–
Tim: There's a Robin?
Jason, with a shitty eating grin: Shh
Terry: We're just going to break at least 75% of it. Don't worry.– Oh! Yeah, Bruce called, he told me to tell you to come to dinner, he misses you. And as a good person and second "blood son" (imitates Damian's voice) I told him you be there.
Future!Damian: ᴵ'ᵐ ᵍᵒⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉⁿᵈ ʰⁱᵐ, ˢᵒᵐᵉᵈᵃʸ. ᶠᵉᵉᵈ ʰⁱᵐ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠⁱˢʰᵉˢ
Terry voice: Anyway. See you at dinner (kid voice on the back "Tell him I said hi!") Robin told me he said hi. Bye Big D. and wash your suit I can fucking smell it from here– Stinky. *End of call*
Bruce: Must be horrible someone taking your car without permission.
Future!Damian, very tired, eye twitching: *deep sight*
Future!Damian: I'm aware of the cosmic irony of that.
Future!Damian: Happy Now?
Jason: You have no idea.
#nicefuture!au#future!damian#damian wayne#damian al ghul#dick grayson#terry mcginnis#terry mcginnis wayne#tim drake#jason todd#bruce wayne#damian is tired#he is so tired#terry ages him 30 years every time they met#jason told him the *blood son* thing and and Damian hadn't had a single day of piece ever since#everyone find hillarious#future!bruce is delighted everytime he sees Terry stealing Damian's car#which is *alot*#oh the cosmic irony#karma had hit him so hard Damian went full responsible older bro imediately#dick is proud#and so so fucking amused#it's not his problem anymore his kids are grown#except it is#but at least he's not alone on it
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Nathaniel Benedict/Ledroptha Curtain (TMBS) and Count Olaf (ASOUE) are proof that mentally unstable former theater kids with sad backstories make the most entertaining villains, especially when their main adversaries are genius children they lose to every episode. And one of them is canonically a literal toddler/baby.
#This has been in the drafts since 2022#Feel like I should dump it out though I'll keep the OG tags on which are about how I could never write fic. Hahahahahahaha#Past Bods had no idea. She was a fool. A clown. I'm still a clown arguably a worse clown but the irony is not lost on me#anyway here are the OG tags:#They're both so dramatic#i REALLY want to write a female villain like this guys I have so many ideas#Too bad I can’t write original content#But oh if I could write#Sadly my creativity stops short of the good idea#or maybe I'm just tired#but seriously this would be fantastic#Back to new tags: Nerissa Benedict#And I have others as well that would be great#But we really need more silly female villains#Give the people (me) what they want#The female version of Dr. Doofenshmirtz#Just a woman with ADHD no social awareness and a dramatic backstory and evil plans that are mildly annoying at best#Tmbs#ASOUE#the mysterious benedict society
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listen. listen. i passionately recommend reading comics if you are in a comic book fandom. i do. HOWEVER. we have got to chill with "it's obvious you've never read a comic this is literally fanon" without doing a single google search. you have not read every comic to ever exist. there is still a chance, no matter how small you think it may be, that something you believe to be fanon is in fact canon. you might still be wrong. i beg of you to at least look it up before going after someone i feel like i am losing it
#saw someone say this and they tried to use a comic panel as evidence#but the panel they used was a comic in which the 'fanon' was explicitly canon#meaning that they did not read that comic#they just found it#the irony#oh my fucking god#i dislike wfa too but it is not to blame for everything
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Right I'm not saying Odin's not had a terrible amount of colonialism and war going on over his however-long-it's-been reign but when Thor wants to lay waste to Jotunheim and Odin tells him off for this it's not just hypocrisy at work, because the Odin of the timeframe of that movie seems sure that this would be Wrong not just politically bothersome and yet he also doesn't really explain to Thor why things are different now and putting that together what you have is this: Odin can't explain his own apparent change of heart without revealing that "oh yeah your brother's a Jotun," even though he must be fairly sure that this information would stop Thor's xenophobic bloodlust in its tracks as effectively as it did his own.
#thor (2011)#he's had plenty of time to think of a handy excuse that doesn't give anything away but in that reality things are less dramatic generally#like in the reality where when Odin fainted Frigga (remember her?) explained their thought process and expressed their love etc#and you know what now i wonder *when* sylvie got told she was adopted cos it *could* be not long before she wandered off-path#i think we've all assumed she just always knew? but if not the TVA come cos she's still playing valkyrie-saves-ppl AFTER she knows the trut#which would mean SHE did nothing 'wrong' - the point of divergence was her parents failing to traumatise her sufficiently and spark off#a spiral into villainy for her. which then also means they DID fuck up her life by not fucking her up enough. oh the irony :(#mcu tag
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Every Film I Watch In 2023:
248. In The Mouth Of Madness (1994) -- a rewatch
#in the mouth of madness#in the mouth of madness (2023)#2023filmgifs#my gifs#this is a writer's film#specifically for writers of fiction#it is a goddamned glorious delight and celebration of our lunacy#and of Lovecraft and Stephen King and even a bit of MR James#i've seen it twice before#but both before i read any of those writers#and before i got into John Carpenter's films#or did i rewatch it when i did?#anyway i don't think i got it either of those times#this time i was cackling with delight from the start#especially with that use of The Carpenters oh my god#even though i love them sincerely and without irony#but that was hilarious#and yes the seventh gif made me yell#'NOOO SAM NEILL DON'T GO INTO THE EVENT HORIZONNNN'#which came out three years after this#the nineties really were an incredible decade for him#ugh this was so beautifully filmed#and the print was so lovely#i love Carpenter so much#and this totally proved my love of him#terrible female lead though#her acting was atrocious#but luckily we have Sam Neill that utter treasure from NZ#epilepsy warning#tw: epilepsy
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Let's talk about the real Chida Mamiya.
He's the entire reason the Black Rose Arc happens. This arc is revealing to the audience what silent violence is at constant work at Ohtori. All the seemingly stock Shoujo setting characters are revealed to have desires, worries, sorrows, and pain equal to the candy-colour-highlighted duelists, bar of the autonomy of dueling to state their demands. Whereas protagonists Utena gets increasingly discouraged to look deeper into any issues, is withheld information, regard duels- which she previously opposed- as routine. Her final duel with Mikage is even demanded on her own accord, she doesn't hesitate to inflict violence on him.
And yet Mamiya in his true self is barely shown, and so many memories of him entirely rewritten. He wasn't the elegant boy who resembled a mythical figure. He was a regular looking boy with freckles (bar the symbolic eyes of disillusionment).
Nemuro before meeting Tokiko and Mamiya was often feeling excluded from his peers. Even though he's still a student, classmates call him professor. To a point Nemuro believes himself to be unfeeling because everyone else says so. Until he meets Tokiko who organizes a massive project for a single boy. Mamiya's and Nemuro's talks, and contemplation about mortality actually make Nemuro realize that he can care for others. Mamiya in his wisdom, in his struggle for life, in just being can touch upon Nemuro's to touch upon more sympathetic, compassionate feelings. He knew he was about to die soon. Yet everyone around him tried everything to prevent his death. Even though Tokiko loved him, she tried to constrict his finite time to his bed. But Mamiya had accepted that he would die. More than anyone else of the entire cast, he was ready to accept his mortality.
Yet Mamiya's actual will got drastically rewritten: Anthy!Mamiya says he wanted immortality. So Neumro becomes Mikage Souji. All his previous work can continue to be used for Akio's purposes. So, Akio can continue to rope Souji for his purposes.
Even in his life, Mamiya's actual desire got ignored, talked over, and instrumentalized for the desire of others to do good. And finally evenTokiko's and Nemuro's good intentions were exploited for Akio's gains.
The original Black Rose circle actually didn't care at all about the dying boy. All the desperate efforts of Nemuro's hard work were just for their benefit. The didn't care Mamiya died.
He also became Mikage's scapegoat. All the bad things Mikage did, the mass murder out of deep despair that none cared for the one overlooked boy, the manipulation of eventual duelists, using the pain of others for his own gain, he ould blame them on doing them for Mamiya's sake. But Mamiya never asked to be saved.
The real Chida Mamiya didn't look special, but he was deeply loved. His sheer life was what made him stand out of Tokiko, and later Nemuro. The memory of him got rewritten to the point that his personality became unrecognizable. We barely see what he really looked like, and that he refused eternity, actually. In fact, only his grave contains his memory at Ohtori. Otherwise Souji is forced to graduate, Tokiko leaves Ohtori. None else will know how important and detrimental a simple boy was in the history of Ohotori. Mamiya is just like all the over disenfranchised Black Rose duelists: False perceived, misrepresented, overlooked, overheard, actually not looking distinctive.
The only who remembers him correctly, is Tokiko. She remembers her brother so dearly, she returns to the place that brought her so much grief to bring flowers to his grave. The one who could accept his passing and mortality, remembers the actual, real Mamiya. And how important he actually was.
#Revolutionary Girl Utena#Chida Mamiya#I rewatched episode 22 and 23 and oh boy do I have thoughts about this all!#absolute irony how the arc which needs to be erased form the character's memory#is full of deeply symbolic characters and yet Mamiya Tokiko and Miakge are barely talked about.#Also I need to talk about Tokiko in her own post becuase she deserves it.#Also also regarding that Mamiya is a teen (boy) who's wishes got ignored ties in with Tsuwabuki's desires getting trampled over too.
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Much to the dismay of Silver breeders everywhere, she's sticking around.
{don't mind how patchy she looks she's still molting out her baby coat}
#oh the irony that of the three i held back she's the one who has the best type right now#hopefully she'll be my foundation for a tort Silver breeding program#speaking of which... anyone who's been an ARBA member for five years wanna start a tort Silver CoD with me? haha jk... unless? 👀#rabbits#rabbit breeder#silver rabbit
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Yesterday I:
1. Found out some cosmic shit that will make me feel happy EVERY time i remember it, possibly for the rest of my life
2. Had food poisoning
1 made me so mentally satisfied while simultaneously feeling physically ill and puking from 2 that it gave me whiplash. I've never been so elated while sick.
#there is so much happening this weekend rofl#i think i got food poisoned by a veggie & bacon burger i ate on thursday#which is in and of itself pretty funny that they have a veggie bacon burger to begin with#funnier still bc it's named 'the pit and the pendulum' on the menu#but i am VERY sad to now associate barfing with the edgar allen poe-themed bar that's walking distance from my apt#at the very least it's my second bad food experience there#so it's for the best that I don't keep eating their burgos#guess i'll have to only drink funny named cocktails there from now on oh no#also not to bury the leded but i ******* my *********** *** ****#and found out that ** ***** ** ************** rofllllll#THE FUCKING IRONY#*** ****** *** ****** of ****!!!!#GOD I'LL NEVER GET OVER IT#wait shit it's ALLAN not ALLEN but no way am i editing tags
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Random oc thought: I think I mentioned before somewhere that Saiph was actually the one to like Al first. But it was when they were kids, and eventually Saiph is like "Well, if I'm going to be a boy, I guess there's no shot, so I should stop stressing and we can just be regular buddies" and then, like, 4 years later Al is like "I think I'm gay" and Saiph is like "FUCK- I mean I'm happy for you." through gritted teeth because he lost his excuse to not stress about it.
#the irony of course is that al thinks he's gay Because Of Saiph. and hes right. but saiph doesn't know that#if either one admitted their feelings theyd have a 100% chance of success. being honest is literally the best option#but if you put them both in a room for all of eternity they would say every sentence possible except 'i like you' or god forbid 'i love you#which is written on the giant elephant youve placed in the room with them#a tangential oc thought is i need to make an adventure for just the girls so they dont have to deal with these dudes for once#oh or one of those things where its like. two adventures happening at the same time. that could be fun#not an a plot b blot but like... one finishes and then we see what was happening while it was going on. one of those#im reminded of a very specific set of episodes from chowder lol#thats really fun i wanna start coming up w ideas for that right away actually
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there's been this trend in the kink community lately, at least around where i live, that i'm sure, or at least want to assume, was based on good intentions. where people noticed that at a lot of kink events, like bondage workshops, cis male doms/tops were a vast majority, and that this didn't actually accurately represent our community. that a lot of those guys were misbehaving, and that non-male doms weren't getting the platform they deserved.
so the answer has been to create new events for people who aren't cis men. the german acronym for this is FLINTA, meaning Frauen, Lesben, Intergeschlechtliche, nichtbinäre, trans und agender. so, "women, lesbians, intersex, non-binary, trans and agender."
we uh... we don't even have to get into how i feel about anything being for "women and" any of these other groups, as if they're somehow mutually exclusive. it's a horrible acronym, in my opinion, and i avoid any event i see that's marked with it.
there are flinta-adjacent events that still allow cis men, such as a shibari meetup close to my town that allows cis men entry only if they are a rope bottom and accompanied by a flinta top. and like... i get it. i understand where they're coming from.
online is different, cis men have said the wildest and grossest things to me online. i'll admit that. at events, so far, cis male doms have been nothing but kind to me. you know who's been consistently weird and standoffish to me at kink events? cis women. so, if i'm uncomfortable around those based on experiences i've made, where do i go now?
what happens once i have the full beard and phallo bulge of my dreams? what, are they gonna check my birth certificate at the door? or will i be turned away and just have to live with that, since i'm a guy now?
what about the person i went out with briefly, who identified as genderqueer but was amab, used he/him, and didn't alter his appearance any, because he didn't want to? he told me he never dared to go to those events. technically, he was ~flinta~. he still didn't feel welcome.
curious!
i think we've reached for a too easy answer here. i think if cis men are a loud and often unruly majority at our events, we can't just kick them out as a whole group. we can kick out the ones who misbehave and we can uplift voices. we can make sure the teams organizing our events are diverse. we can be as vocal as possible about being safe for queer kinksters. this is already true for many cis men-inclusive events. steering clear of those under the pretense that cis men are somehow inherently more dangerous than anyone else is only going to lead to more disaster down the line.
#i had a blast at the event today but one person tried to convince me to come to one of those stupid flinta meets#and i said well actually i like cis men and i enjoy being around them so i prefer events where theyre allowed#and i just watched her start loathing me in real time lol#and the worst part was that she then still tried to convince me that i was putting myself in danger and should come to her events#which........ oh the irony?#how about you take no for an answer and dont patronize me about who i like and how you could treat me better. yikes man#anyway. not making this rebloggable for now bc its midnight. ill see how i feel about it tmrw
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nights that i’m like. huh! maybe this is dysphoria!
#yes ik don’t trust your brain after like 9pm#however. living in the very specific hell of#one part of my brain setting off girl sirens every time i look in the mirror#one part of my brain being like ‘things just wouldve been easier if u were born a boy. oh well!’#and the last part of my brain being like:#‘what if this is all just an elaborate ruse that u have tricked everyone and urself into believing. bc ur just that bad a person’#which like! thought we progressed past that final one but like. two steps forward one back sometimes u know#anyways the irony is that i thought i’ve mainly dealt with. all of this. as of late#just sometimes my brain is. possessed by demons i guess.#which. all to say. nights that make me look at everything stacked onto everything and say ‘maybe i should consider therapy’ ASKDJDJSJDJ
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i woke up to my midnighter 'i love my husband' funny drawing post having reached 112 notes so uhhh. neat! thank you so much!
#buds.txt#my most popular posts being silly ones makes me wonder if i have a career in being a silly jester. rather than a writer and artist fodndjdjj#which is both an ouchie and a oh yay cool moment i guess#also there's irony that the midnighter post was heavily popular with the batfam and batman fans#when my art i did for tim was less popular with the batfamily and batman fans ishdjsnzkdj#will probably delete later. this is just random just woke up flo thoughts
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#damn the people I'm working w are showing they're asses#one had a meeting behind my back despite they were discussing the spreadsheet I worked on#and gave me a “re-read the manual” as a feedback when I asked what is wrong#the irony is when I got his supposedly “corrected” work it was wrong#like “use last year's data instead of this year” kinda wrong#and deleted an entire column and worksheet which were needed for the calculation formula 🤡#when I brought it up diplomatically “oh I didn't know we changed the formula”#i got the boomer's equivalent of teehee must have grabbed the wrong ver by “mistake”#binch that's TEN WORKBOOKS IN A ROW HOW????#no wonder he couldn't tell me exactly what was wrong because 100% he didn't know neither lmao#wonder who needs to re-read the manual 🤡#cuz guess who caught the mistake and fixed them? ME good thing I checked his work#time to look around cuz this environment is most toxic (if not hostile) I've been in yikes#I feel like they're setting me up so they can blame me for their mistakes#not to mention other micromanaging shit#anywho#colin rants#personal
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You are so talented omw
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ANON I—
THIS LITERALLY MEANS SO MUCH TO ME I CAN'T EVEN PUT IT INTO WORDS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
#THE IRONY OF WHICH IS NOT LOST ON ME#aaaaaaaaaaaaaa?????#this is the HIGHEST praise?????#oh my gosh#ANON ILY THANK YOU SM 😭#you've just made my whole week#asks#for a rainy day#(am curious what you were reading that inspired you to send this)#(and so very intensely grateful skshsksvskbsjsbsjsja 😭😭😭😭)
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if I had a nickel every time a blog infiltrated my primary fandom claiming to leak info from an inside source I would have two nickels
#which isn't a lot!! but it's weird that it happened twice!!#and on a serious note im begging people not to engage or believe folks who claim to have insider knowledge#no matter how correct they appear to be#they are not safe! okay bye <3#oh the irony
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