#which I expected

[mischiefmanifold]

my bathtub drain has been clogged so I snaked it today and I found a rusty screw in there 😭

[rathockey]

im walking into the lake again

[chimaerakitten]

If you’re a real human considering following me right now: don’t.

I’m not even checking the bots with icons before I block them because it’s just infeasible at the scale I’m dealing with, so odds are you’ll get blocked in the sweep

[barking]

in a very unpredictable turn of events, i just started watching wilfred (the show with elijah wood and the dog man) in the year 2023. i had entirely forgotten this show even existed idk how i got here but i cant say im not enjoying it

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The squad of all time has arrived on scene.

[the-storyteller78]

Watching Avatar: The Last Airbender live action remix 2.0 and y’all I have so many thoughts so just you wait—

[chloesimaginationthings]

Scott Cawthon’s version of FNAF Burntrap..

[noxious-fennec]

Tunisian miku 🇹🇳👍

[breaddo]

thinkign about characters i like being sweet and tender with each other

[arealtrashact]

Newest additions to the pack

[junotter]

Part 2 of my modern avatar au, The Gaang (part 1)

[cimicherrychanga]

you may add ur height in the tags if u want ppl to see if they were right or not after they voted

[tinystepsforward]

idk how many of you remember this but a few years ago tumblr ran a universally panned ad campaign for (us american) pride month that went "the gayest place on the internet".

well someone planning that campaign dropped in to ask the queer automatticians for advice on that and universally me and the other trans people involved were like "don't do it. i am so serious. don't do it. people on tumblr won't understand that it wasn't automattic who instituted the porn ban, or they will, but they'll recognize that automattic hasn't done anything, hands tied or not, to reverse it. nobody will like this. it will be a disaster." and they thanked us for our thoughts and went ahead with it anyway and then had to do retrospectives about how badly it went and were like "we just didn't know" and [gestures] yeah [edit: i think the person who rbed saying it was queerest place on the internet was right, my brain is fried, sorry! and that's... even worse lmao]

[plesiosaurys]

getting emotional over footage of an amateur scuba diver interacting with a coelacanth. they are hunted by large deepwater predators, and here comes a large creature bearing the brightest lights it's ever seen, making strange noises, but it does not shy away. it hovers, calmly, as the diver reaches out and trails a hand down its back. im strongly against the anthropomorphizing of real life animals but the stupid emotional part of me loudly insists this is because it recognizes us, the alternating movements of its four paired limbs matching the diver's four paired limbs, & it is thinking, "hello, cousins, we missed you these 66 million years, it's so good to see you again. welcome back, welcome home."

[balimaria]

one day, I will set this right

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Not beating the allegations.

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