vincent | 21 | he/him | usa | status: probably losing it | esc, sanremo, and random italianmusicposting | star trek | doctor who | metamoro veteran | mediocre german crime shows sideblog: @genderkommissar | ao3: baking_breadjamin
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if i just scratch the inside of my ear one more time i’ll clear off all the dead skin from the last time i destroyed the inside of my ear and it will all be better and nothing bad will happen inside my ear
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i was talking to this guy yesterday and he said "i'm pretty sure i'm straight but i might be a little bicurious. there are definitely some guys i might hook up with. like samson." and i said "samson?" and he said "yeah. like from the bible"
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egg magical girl where she's like "man, i wish i could be a girl all the time, this is so fun! sucks im a guy the rest of the time when im not in uniform."
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women tolerate me but they really like it when im in pain or lost and desperate in a cave. odd but i would never question women
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Me and the mutual I pulled by being actually I have no idea why they followed me but I'm glad they did
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do you guys remember “kick his ass baby i got yo flower”
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