#whereismypastasauce

[chococustard]

Ok so u kno I’ve been getting lazy w Tumblr as of recent........ but I just needed to say how much I love ur TetsuWase ok like. I’m genuinely, literally about to burst with joy right now because OH MY GOD— thank you so much for blessing my day, watering my crops, feeding my children, paying off my debt— so in conclusion..... in this house we stan TetsuWase and we stan YOU!!!!!!!

asglaksglasklakslas it was just a 4 koma thing tho but glad you like it/////

ok so uhhh some things about shiina

he can basically eat anything, considering his favorite snack are literally cinnabar rocks, he likes seafood and hard candy

has a pitbull!! but his favorite animal are small rodents.w.

he likes soft and warm things, you’ll often see him in sweaters or cardigan

looks like he’s the kind to think things over, no he’s a reckless disaster for

he can make different forms of mercury, tho he used to have trouble making sure the kind of mercury his body makes by default is the type that’s safe for people, which was why he used to wear hazmat suits

that’s all i have so far i guess;w;/

also this, mornings at the tetsuwase household

[enchantas]

WAIT YOUR BIRTHDAY IS TODAY? FEBRUARY 22??????? ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (If not I’ll just perish but—) MERRY BIRTH!! 🎉🎉

AAAAAA NO SORRY IM FEB 23 ;;; ;;; BUT ITS OK YOURE VERY VALID FEB 22 IS EXTREMELY VALID AND I HOPE YOU HAD AN AMAZING DAY OF BIRTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS WHAT YOU DESERVE FELLOW PISCES LEGEND

[werateyuuris]

What truly matters

This. This boy is the only thing that matters in the world

he is perfect/10

[dewa-chan]

Yuri Plisetsky!

Yuri often takes Potya for little ‘walks’. Their favourite spots to stay are caves with many chambers or anemonae territory-- while Potya explores and plays, Yuri hunts for small fishes in the area, either for him to eat or to feed his eel.

He also does some stretching exercises while Potya is occupied, training some basic figures and tricks.

Most of the time it’s just Yuri and Potya, but there are times that Viktor, Yuuri, Mila, Georgi or Otabek tag along.

[silverandsapphire]

whereismypastasauce replied to your post: The Bakery - Drabble

//EXCITED SCREECHING

Haha! (*^▽^*) I hope you enjoyed it, even though it was so short. Thank you for all your replies too! They were adorable!

[chococustard]

SCREAMS MY FUCKING HEART

!!!!! A sweet family!!!!!!!! A sleepy Tamaki + 2 (two) morning beans (a teeny Tsumugi and Mirio!!) And of course…. I simply could not resist the urge to draw the boys with ponytails!! Who doesn’t love morning cuddles and hugs?(Tamaki certainly does!!) I love this AU so so so so so so so so so so so so much please spare my whole being @chococustard !!!! Mirio doesn’t look like Mirio but I swear I tried my hardest DDD:

[jd-yurionice]

whereismypastasauce replied to your photo “according to his husband, he’s squishy-squishy”

GIVE HIM TO ME aaaaAAAAA

you’ll have to ask viktor

[baekchenchansoo]

tag meme

ahh! thank you so much @yuuricutesuki​ for tagging me! (I’m answering from my sideblog just because I rarely use my main for anything other than reblogs) (and because I can haha)

rules: answer 30 questions and tag 10 people

# following: 88

# of followers: a little over 60

average hours of sleep: around 7-10, a very healthy amount if I do say so myself

lucky number: 13

instruments: Violin for five years, ukulele for six, and very limited piano even though I started in 2nd grade

what are you wearing: Jeans and a t shirt but the second I finish this I’m changing into pajamas

dream job: nothing right now? lol I have no clue

dream trip: Europe!! Australia would be nice (I went when I was little)

birthday: june 13th

height: 5′1″

gender/pronouns: they/them

other blogs: uhm, yes, but it’s secret ;)

nicknames: yani, churro; my best friend has tons of others for me but the only one that comes to mind is jelly bean

star sign: gemini

time: 8:24 pm

favourite bands: EXO, BTS, Seventeen, Blackpink, Mamamoo, Sleeping at Last

favourite artist: Dodie, Ed Sheeran, Lorde, Russ

favourite tumblr artist: I haven’t spent enough time on tumblr to know any yet

song stuck in your head: You’re the Best by Mamamoo

last movie you watched: Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (yes I watched it for Kris) (no it wasn’t really worth it)

last show you watched: One Day at a Time

why did you make your blog: I wanted to get back into fic writing and I really love parenting aus but couldn’t find enough so....

what do you post: Short scenarios of EXO’s chinguline as parents

last thing you googled: chen gif (I was looking for tonight’s update)

ao3: dreamychu

do you ever get asks: basically never but I love them

how did you get the idea for your url: literally just smashed chinguline’s names together

favorite food: My grandmother’s chicken adobo

last book you read: I’m currently reading IT by Stephen King and Lord of the Flies by William Golding (guess which one is for school and which is for fun)

top 3 fictional universes: harry potter, narnia, doctor who

tagging (please don’t feel any pressure to do this!): @minyoongis  @bombolio @rootsameme @dayafterdae @happykjd @ethereal-baek @whereismypastasauce @p3n-gu1n @cutedodie @lisa-yg 

[meowpolis]

@whereismypastasauce I'm touched 😭❤️❤️❤️

[chococustard]

I need......... food.......... Omega Kiri HCs pl..ease.........

HHHHHHHH

pre/post heats sucks cause kiri’s stomach can’t handle heavy foods meaning he can’t eat too much meat for like half a month rip

instead he needs to stock on peanut butter and just eats the thing from the jar

during pre heats his skin would bet more and more sensitive, ao if it’s 7 am and he walks around without a shirt, that’s why

also during pre heat he becomes cold easily, so he can often be found draping himself on todoroki and baku (after courting it’s baku exclusively cause the fucker is possessive)

purring signifies that an omega is happy and content, but kiri doesn’t purr, a result of repressing his omegan instincts for so long, the first time anyone ever heard him purr was when, during a bakusquad hangout, kiri half asleep, baku playing in his hair, and he purred, and at that moment baku thought, ah fuck im in love

kiri’s nest is a fucking pillow fort

he also shreds everything

people can’t really tell he’s an omega, not from his looks or personality not even scent. unless you’re up close you can’t tell cause it’s subtle, cherries and earthy and a bit of soft floral scents, he smells like a garden 

baku, being the possessive shit he is, not wanting any fucker to try to get to kiri wants to get him a promise collar, kiri’s cool with it, until baku shows the damn collar and it has fucking skulls on it

they took it back and got a regular one 

he likes to be manhandled you can fight me on this

[werateyuuris]

He do a big steppy

That he do.

He is poise, he is grace, he... STOMP/10 

hit ‘em with your knife shoes babe

[chococustard]

OK not sure if you’ve done this already BUT!! Super, SUPER important!! Omega Tamaki and Kiri HCs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Together!!!! Not in a shippy way but more of a platonic bond sort of deal!! I’ll give you my left arm PLEASE

I HAVE NO IDEA BUT I’M THINKING KIRI HAS ABSOLUTELY NO ISSUE TALKING ABOUT MORE PRIVATE SHIT WITH HIS BELOVED TAMAKI SENPAI MEANWHILE TAMAKI, USED TO HIS FORWARDNESS AFTER A FEW YEARS JUST, CASUALLY GIVES ADVICE

[chococustard]

Ok I know I’m a thirsty bitch and you haven’t confirmed anything but. Omega Tamaki HC’s. Pless.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!x3

during heat he rolls himself in blankets like a burrito

so just, there’s a lot of blankets

He has a nest even outside of heats in general his ua dorm is probably filled with blankets tbh

And a bunch of butterfly shapped fairy light dangling around

they all smell like mirio and mirio often give him his shirt and the cape from his costume he wraps in that first then the other blankets//shot

nEJIRE KNOWS THEY FUCK BUT BEING THE SUPPORTIVE FRIEND SHE IS AND AS A BETA SHE TAKES CARE OF THEM BECAUSE THESE TWO OFTEN FUCKING FORGETS TO STOCK ENOUGH

She puts in some of her stuff in his nest too cause she loves her friend very much

Also during this time he gets emotional you can hear him cry over the smallest thing at the most random hours

Has a mild scent, mainly jasmine and tea leaves, get right close to him you can smell the amaryllis

He easily gets cold but as luck would have it his bf is the sun(tm)

Idk what else to put in here hhhh

[chococustard]

@whereismypastasauce​

Listen,,, so you mentioned in an ask that the KiriBaku family loved the outdoors, right?????? So I went to a hiking event yesterday and there were lots of people there that were using these and literally I couldn’t even focus because all I was thinking about was “BABY KYOU IN A BABY CARRIER!!!!!!!!” Because that is a blessed concept!!!

YEAH

YEAH

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

//SHOT

[chococustard]

((I’m really sorry if I’m becoming too annoying with asks and all that!!! U don’t have to respond!!)) Kind of random, but out of curiosity, do you have any A/B/O AU family headcanons?? I honestly would LOVE to know more about all of them!! Thank you sm!!

!!! NOT AT ALL I ACTUALLY GET SUPER HAPPY WITH YOU LIKING THEM SO HUSH YOU’RE NEVER A BOTHER ASK WHATEVER YOU WANT

legit i have a shit ton of notes in my notebook with my horrible hand writing and basically nonsense notes and while writing the edited ver a) like the dingus i am i accidentally clicked a thing and lost all the answers b) the internet dies haaah

SO YEAH THERE’S A SHIT TON UNDER THE CUT

MIDORIYAs

mido worries about his mom getting overwhelmed by paparazzi so as a pro hero he doesn’t really give off his name to the public and the name midoriya kinda just fades over time

i’m guessing heroes give birth in secluded hospitals who won’t give off their info yeah? but mido’s location got leaked somehow and yu got kidnapped by villains which then todo fucks shit up and got her back so since then they’ve been kinda worried about safety and shit

inko stands in as guardian for school related stuff most often since todo and deku are mostly busy

idk why i kinda hc todo’s mom as an ice dancer or something (look at how that boy works with ice that does not come from endeavor) she used to take the kids to the ice rink and teaches them to skate. todo still holds that place as a safe space and goes to the one a few train stations away from campus after he gets his shit together. he took deku there for their date and ends up also taking the girls there too.

rei gets out at some point, as she gets used to being in society again she stays with inko (and all might//SHOT) at deku’s old room when he got a place with todo. she gets along with them and also mitsuki. they have tea together and share embarrassing stories about their kids it’s great

yu and tsumu plays mostly at tsumu’s house which was closer to the school, they hit it off super well and they even talk about each other to their families, todo and deku are super relieved to know their girl has another friend. yu actually met mirio and tamaki already but are not aware they know her parents

so tsumu one day just “hey you wanna come over for dinner we’re having bbq you should bring your family over!” and they do come over cause why not i guess and then the 2 families meet and damn

their balcony is filled with potted plants courtesy of inko. there’s also a small bottle with a single morning glory flower, wrapped in a blue ribbon and a duck cutout stuck into the dirt

no one uses watashi in the house, yu uses boku, chi uses ore, yu calls them oka-sama and otou-sama and generally uses more formal speech while chi uses the more common -san honorific, not sure if this is relevant of anything but yeah. also todo calls deku bunny from when they started courting (2nd year)

they have a thing with nicknames. obviously deku uses -chan, but also

BAKUGOUs

baku and kiri works as partners tho sometimes kiri helps out with the fatgum office, they have an office at home and basically a small gym

meat. so much meat. there’s always meat in the fridge

baku and kyou both eat with so much fucking spice and chilli kiri’s basically kinda used to it to a point. but if they have the girls over (like when deku’s in heat//SHOT) they have to have extra of the low impact portion. one time chi took the spicy portion by accident, apparently she’s immune

they’re an outdoor family basically. whenver they can they go mountain climbing when kyou is old enough. baku’s chili peppers kept getting stolen by animals, he tries every time to blow them up

baku and kiri dated and courted first, but deku and todo mated first cause of a quirk related accident. but then they got engaged and married first because baku is fucking petty.

baku’s parents fucking love kiri he’s a good boy he’s glad baku somehow ended up with someone so great. baku however have to holds himself back to be a good boy™ to kiri’s more traditional family. he managed somehow

when baku’s parents meet kiri’s they’re shocked to find how they find baku as a charming and wonderful young alpha and they’re glad their eijiro found someone who accepted him. SO MITSUKI OUT OF SPITE INVITES THEM A LOT AND BAKU HAS TO ENDURE SO MUCH SHIT

BAD NEWS FOR HIM CAUSE THEY GET ALONG

“MRS KIRISHIMA WOULD YOU LIKE TOO SEE KATSUKI’S BABY PICTURES?” BAKU, INTERNALLY DETONATES

baku ended up basically deaf so he has to learn sign language, kiri the ever supportive bf learns too, as well as their families, and they also thought it to kyou

friday nights are mario kart nights, no holds bar

the rest of the baku squad (and camie) often visits but since they converted the extra room to baku’s office and their couch isn’t all that big they have to sleep at mido’s place, or borrow their extra futon

kiri, when asked if he wants another kid, “holy shit no it was so hard to get my body back into shape ok and also how the heck do you even hold yourself as a hero not to save people IZUKU SOMEHOW DID IT MORE THAN ONCE IM STILL SHOCKED”

when kyou got his quirk he accidentally burned his bed, then screamed to dad and pop hOLY SHIT I GOT MY QUIRK

he was so proud of it at first and shows it off at schooltho when it's found out that he has little control with it, as lava often seeps through his skin and out of his mouth at random times, almost hurting the other kids, the at first popular kyou was feared by his peers, until yu got her quirk late in the year and was able to put out his lava whenever

"you're not scared of me? even before you got your quirk?" "why would i it's not like you did it on purpose" also like she's used to baku. that goes along for years until kyou presented. yu comes over after school with meds and stuff, but kyou, out of his mind and his body out of his control, attacked her, trapping her in a cascade of hot burning lava. she managed to escape with some mild burn and they kinda got awkward for a while. they're cool eventually

however when yu presented the fear of that happening again got way fucking worse

YAOYOROZUs

momo and kyouka wants to be independant yeah, so they got their own apartment (more of a penthouse if anything) with their own money

a note, dams are gender neutral pronouns for moms, sires for dads

itsu calls momo dad, kyouka mom

since he’s mute since birth, in addittion to sign language, as his interest with music grows they make a system for basic stuff he can make with notes and sequenses as answers where he’s unable to use signs

momo however also makes a list of codes for specific teas

he carries around at least a whistle or kazoo, mostly he uses a harmonica

momo’s parents worries at first about enrolling him into a normal school but momo and kyouka themselves are convident their kid can get along with the other kids

they right, even without his connection as their kid

is he a goth? not really, he just really likes the color black

he also like birds, he has a bunch of photos and encyclopedias of birds in his room

kyouka often holds charity concerts, momo and itsu always comes to support her

IIDAs

it surprised everyone when iida, the rule abiding iida, had ochako pregnant before they got married, so with the power of the iida family they got engaged and married so fucking quick

tho really it was an accident, ocha misscounted her birthcontrol pills during her heat and they’re already courting anyway and their familes are already aware of each other and get along well so whatever

HE WAS ALSO LATE FOR HIS BIRTH BECAUSE HE HAD TO FUCKING OBEY THE GODDAMN TRAFFIC LAW

also i need someone to get me like, you see iida and ura, they cute right, pure and soft. but holy shit when ocha’s in heat she takes no shit and is basically a goddamn dominatrix

they, deku and todo shares a hero agency, so basically when tenma was born they made a baby space for him in their shared office with toys and shit and the sidekicks can play with him, they’re putty in his chubby hands. same thing happened with the tododeku kids. the sidekicks are all okay with this

there’s not many support and rescue heroes, so ocha often gets called in as an instructor at ua, she brings tenma for lessons for her students to safe

tenma likes to hang around the future heroes, he likes to play hero

“senpai senpai do you need help!” “ooh ye see i think i accidentally blew my shoe way up that tree can you get it for me?” “YES!!”

he takes martial arts lessons as early as from 3 years old, as a teenager he’s able to fight midair

TOGATAs

so like not sure yet, tamaki’s either an omega or beta so tsumu is either theirs biologically or adopted so

either way if she’s their biological kid, during his heat tamaki used his quirk when doing the dirty so the genes stick and mutates and shit

aNYWAY

tamaki doesn’t really like making appearances on tv and in public, he even rarely sign for merch deals, tsumugi often finds knock off merch of him and she likes to get it as a kind of joke cause the design was actually kinda funny, mainly this actually

she also likes to find show cameos of him, that too was hilarious

she loves hanging out with aunt nejire they often go shopping, she’s the one who bought her the knock off suneater shirt

“lol you wanna know why your dad’s hero name is suneater?” “what?=D” “tha-” tamaki: NEJIRE I SWEAR TO GOD

also like mirio totally acts like the protective big bro to eri when someone likes her

she likes buff/big bodies, mostly to sleep on, she sleeps on mirio and mr fatgum

she has a bunch of miruko merch cause she’s a rabbit and has strong ass legs and she may or may not have a gay awakening cause of that

here is, in fact, said bootleg shirt

she likes the giant gaping mount

SHINSOUs

SHINSOU’S AN UNDERGROUND HERO FIGHT ME

he teaches the hero course and LIKE HIS DAMN DAD IS A LITTLE SHIT TO HIS CLASS

so he’s the one who changed the entrance exam to make it more fair for kids with quirks that are not flashy his, so the robots are then deligated to the recomendation exam kids while the regular ones gets a basically game of hide and seek with his hero buddies and the older students

i actually have this for his hero costume back from goddamn january i dont even know

i, i have nothing for fuyusei they met at the hospital and they hit it off and that’s….. it

i have even lESS SHIT FOR OJITOORU

ALSO LIKE I FUCKING LOVE THE IDEA THAT ALL MIGHT RUNS A VILLAIN REHAB FACILITY OR SOMETHING WITH ALL HIS MONEY, YOU KNOW, FROM BEATING VILLAINS TO SAVING VILLAINS, AND LIKE INKO HELPS WITH TALKING TO THEM IM WEAK

[chococustard]

whereismypastasauce:

she,

OH NO SHE CUTE