#where’s my husband

[dunya11]

sometimes the words ‘i love you’ don’t cut it out when it comes to replicating the emotion that your husband!satoru feels for you. the words ‘i love you’ don’t show his need for doing anything in the world to please you, no matter it’s difficulty. i love you doesn’t serve justice to the way he’d row his way to where the pacific and Atlantic meet and mix the oceans together, ignoring the differences in densities, or would split the moon in half with a click of a finger because a man can do anything the moment he witnesses your sugar sweet smile.

husband!satoru sometimes feels utterly disappointed when you refuse to let him spoil you, refuse to let him build a rocket out of his love and fly you both to the same moon that he talks to every night about you to the point that the moon would call your name, but don’t be surprised, just satorus antics.

can you blame the man for being obsessed with you though? you’re the only person who’s ever seen him for him. your the only person that teases him back, your smart ass reply’s take a lot of his will power to stop him from tossing you onto his shoulder and taking you straight to the bedroom.

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[magicmindless]

Ok new HC: Roman and Lois have a pretty big height difference, like, Lois only reaches his chest, and because of this Roman has literally “lost” Lois because of this since like, he’s so tall and she’s so short that he can’t see her if he looks straight ahead so he’ll think he lost her even if she’s standing right next to him

[fruitjoos]

missing patrick zweig hours so who’s fic recs can i skim through lol

[xblackreader]

I be like

“I want a man again!”

Then a man will approach and I’ll get physically sick or believe he’s a liar.

then I’ll be like

“I want a woman in my life!”

And women don’t approach me…

But if they did!…

I would still have trust issues.

where is the perfect person I wrote about on my manifestation journal and my diary when I was 12?! 😡😡 who will chase me even if I push them away and can read me like a book!

[noneur-business]

men who give me comments like „why is your hair so short“ won’t even get a response to that I don’t need that attitude in my life thanks and bye 👋🏻

[taterbugz]

I’m trying to find out why tf there more miles quaritch fan fictions and less Norm spellman fan-fictions 😭

like cmon LOOOK AT HIMM :

The less fan fictions of him makes meh sad 😔

[conniesueknowsbest]

Ope I’m in god mode atm 🤭

[camilleflyingrotten]

Thinking about the Good Omens S1 body swap…

LATER

[inkskinned]

the tradwife movement is the same as it has always been - back in the kitchen, back to breeding - it just has better branding.

when i was younger, i hated pink. i was not like other girls. this is now something i'm embarrassed of - this was not me being a "girl's girl."

but it was expressing something many of us felt at the time: i literally wasn't what girlhood was supposed to be. this is a hard thing to explain, but you know when you're not performing girlhood correctly. it isn't as easy as "i liked x when girls liked y" - because there were other girls that liked x, too - but i never figured out exactly the correct way to like x, or to be interested in y.

now there is the divine feminine. this is the same rhetoric it has always been: women are biologically driven to like pink and ribbons and submitting to our husbands.

the problem is that the patriarchy found a better PR team. because yes, actually, i want every woman to have the choice to be a homemaker. i also want her taken seriously for her legitimate home-making labor. i want her to be recognized as also having a job, just unpaid. i want men to have this opportunity, too.

but it is no longer "i made this choice and I love it." instead it is a sixteen-paragraph rant about how selfish it is that my generation isn't having kids. instead it's long videos about how if you feed your children processed foods, you're going to kill them. instead it is "this is what womanhood is supposed to be. i feel bad for any other choices you're making."

the shame spiral is just prettier. it is large houses devoid of personality. it is the implication: if you don't have this, you aren't happy. the solid, everlasting assurance: women are actually supposed to be submitting. this is the default. this is the natural state of things. all other attempts inflict suffering.

but you can no longer say i'm not like other girls. you can no longer reject this image completely. you cannot find it revolting, even if you know that the underbelly is toxic and festering. sure, it is the same repackaged patriarchy. but the internet does not have shades of grey. you should support and reward other women! your disgust is actually internalized misogyny. not because you are seeing a vision of yourself the way they're trying to train you to be. not because you feel her ghost pass within an inch of your earlobe. not because your father will eventually ask you - why can't you be like her?

because they figured out how to make it beautiful: women will sell other women on this idea, and we will find the singular loophole in feminism. sure, she's shaming you in most of her videos. sure, she implies that a different life is obscene. but she just wants you to be happy! you'd be happier if you were listening!

and the whole time you're sitting there thinking: i'd actually just be happier if i had that kind of money.

[the-cheese]

🧀

Gosh I would just

🧀🔪

KILL

🧀

For my sweet juicy hubby wubby to be here

🧀

Gosh I sure hope I’m not waiting long

🧀👜

🧀👜 . .

🧀👜. 🥖

🧀👜. 🥖

🧀👜. 🥖

🧀👜🥖

…

🧀👜🥖

….

YOU ARE NOT MY HUSBAND

🧀🔪🥖

👜

[loveyatopluto]

When’s it my turnnnnnnn

anthony bridgerton

[crispyliza]

I've got you all figured out fanartists

[golswia]

CATSBANDS

[xblackreader]

where is my perfect, knight in shining armor, rich man of color who is willing to support me entirely and make me a stay at home wife until I graduate and can provide for myself and make us both millionaires through stocks and bonds as well as substantial income and investment properties? I’d like him now please.

​anyone have manifesting tips?

[xblackreader]

the dream…

[the-maw-consumes]

glow