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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 9 months ago

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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

#and hijinks ensue. obviously.#BONUS POINTS if they're gender nonconforming/questioning/trans coded #back at home they'd get dressed up then switch outfits in the taxi on the way to the gay club #now that they're married/on vacation in a new country they just wear what they want #he already has a glamorous collection of silk dressing gowns but she's the one who drags him out to buy a closet full of evening gowns #he tries to throw his suits out to make closet space and she steals them for her own wardrobe #also i think they should be a fun mixture of supportive and Cattily Judgemental about each other's dating decisions #just for funsies #like when your bestie is making a mess of their love life but you're in no position to lecture them bc youre WORSE #no wait wait wait #FINAL SEASON they both realize they're trans and move abroad permanently--where they each assume the other's legal identity!!!#SERIES FINALE: a joyful double wedding--wherein they lovingly divorce each other #and (under their switched identities) legally marry their longterm partners

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sangrefae · 7 months ago

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i love getting to see day one expac launch bugs such as "eating pizza breaks male au ra faces" and "syrcus tower now has savage level difficulty mechanics"

#ffxiv #chattering #dawntrail #the amon thing is soooooo funny to me #to non ffxiv players: essentially there's a bug right now #where a Very Essential Mechanic just. doesnt work #said Very Essential Mechanic is important to shield players from an instakill raidwide attack #so the entire party is just immediately wiped #and unless you get the entire party of 24 strangers to work together #(let healers die first rez then wait to accept during instakill)#you literally can't finish the raid #this is one of the lowest level raids available btw.#its so funny to me

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lotussart · 2 months ago

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Icebreakers

#yes this is in the same universe as the only lambs post. no i will not elabroate how they got to this point #text from a meme i can't remember where #narilamb #narinder #cotl narinder #the one who waits #the lamb #cotl the lamb #cotl #cult of the lamb #cotl modern au #modern au #lotus art #artists on tumblr #fan art #cw suggestive

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chloesimaginationthings · 4 months ago

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"They call it the MANGLE" - FNAF 2 phone guy

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #fnaf movie #mangle #abby schmidt #mike schmidt #fnaf 2 #HAPPY SPOOKY MONTH BUT FR #the big thing I was looking forward to doing was doing some horror art!#obviously if you’ve followed me for awhile #every October I’ll do a handful of spookier art than usual #I don’t have grand plans but we’ll see where the art takes me #wanted to start with something for the next movie #again can’t wait to see mangle in it #I’m so curious how they’ll look or move #if you’ve seen how they move in Help wanted #you just know they’ll be terrifying #mangle is the number one thing I’m looking forward to in the second film #originally in my draft for this I exaggerated mangle quite a bit #but decided to be more accurate cause mangle on their own is freaky #just a lot of their screens in the og game are truly haunted #love mango 🩷

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egophiliac · 7 months ago

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WAIT when did he get FANGS

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #brushie brushie #i thought i was imagining it but i have compared screenshots and it is true #they gave him a bunch of new animations and just decided to throw some fangs in there too!#unless this is an earlier thing i just missed because i don't pay attention (very possible)#anyway i decided to do one last ten-pull and THERE HE WAS #and his personal story is SO unexpectedly cute oh my gosh #at any given moment crewel is thinking about how much he misses his dog(s)#it is CANON #canon like the fangs (why) (i'm not complaining i just want to KNOW)#get you a fandom where they randomly and with no explanation give a character fangs I GUESS #anyway thank you sensei for validating the mountain of keys i threw into the void for you #i'd assumed he'd duo with grim so it is unfortunate that it turned out to be with a card i don't have and will probably never get 🙃#but it is VERY funny actually that he duos with crowley so i'll forgive him #the only funnier character would be jack #OR NO WAIT actually leona #'which character would be the funniest to --' the answer is always. ALWAYS. leona

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chrispypapas · 12 days ago

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he cant stop

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#my art #roronoa zoro #monkey d. luffy #black leg sanji #zosan #you know that one post someone made where its like ~straight guys after one beer 'i cant wait to ahve a wife'~ then #straight guys after two bears 'PLEASE let me get you pregnant'#i think about it every day #wtfforged i owe you my life for that one

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voidheartkisses · 7 months ago

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Leshy speaking the truth

#cult of the lamb #digital art #cotl #art #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #cotl fanart #the one who waits #narilamb #cotl leshy #bartender leshy #I think I saw a similar post somewhere that gave me the idea but I cant remember from where

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monkesupreme · 3 months ago

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Starving and wasting away etc etc

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Hes tall and huge and HEAVY and he is so overly active that he has to maintain an insanely high caloric intake to make sure his body doesnt collapse from the strain of everything. He will eat virtually anything but he is spoiled from the best takeout Gotham has to offer: 11$ shrimp and broccoli from the chinese food spot that closes at 4am- among other things.

#batman #bruce wayne #superman #wonder woman #dc #my art #mine #bruce #clark #diana #i will not make him a sugar fiend but. he is a donut guy. also #it is funny to think of him stopping in some random late night cafe in the full getup #and watching him chow down on donuts he ordered while he waits for drinks #the powdered sugar ruins his vibe so he waits until after patrol to get them #u just KNOW there was one time where he had an alert as soon as he got his food #and he and dick had to grapple walls w munchkins in their mouth #i dont want to write him as food motivated....but he can be bargained with if you have a favorite meal or snack of his #virtually every team member and robin knows this #and he doesnt even pretend to scold them bc he gets good takeout every time

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trashcansienna · 2 months ago

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More Lamb and Narinder sketches cus yarg

#cotl #cult of the lamb #cult of the lamb fanart #cotl fanart #cotl the one who waits #cotl narinder #cotl lamb #cult of the lamb narinder #cultofthelamb lamb #cotl narilamb #narilamb #I just want to start posting more stuff where it’s just coloured drawings like this lol #I used to a bit before but I wanna go back since it’s easy for me to do between the bigger art pieces I work on

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idiotdriftinginspace · 5 months ago

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YYOO??!!

IT HAS LIGHT FEATURE??!!

YOOOOOO!!!!

HUGE UPDATE, I HAVE FOUND THE FULL VIDEO

AHA I HAVE WON

I HAVE THE WHOLE THING IN THIS POST

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I'm putting just the link here 'cuz tumblr doesn't let the video through

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#transformers #maccadam #transformers one #the chocolate guy #foaming at the mouth #2 weeks i just need to wait 2 weeks #where's the tumblr account that posts this guys work #i need to find it NOW #Youtube #edit #i have to do everything myself here #tf one #optimus prime #chocolate

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llove-me-anyway · 10 months ago

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let's talk about how gentle Tommy was with Buck. obviously he wasn't sure if Buck is into guys, he picked up on Buck flirting but he couldn't be sure so they both tip-toed around with questions and then Buck brought up Eddie again and Tommy is surprised that Buck was trying to get "his attention?". so then he just said fuck it and just kissed him and immediately quietly asked if that was okay and when Buck confirmed it was he went straight back to confident and asked him out and idc what any of you say as long as Tommy stays this gentle and kind to Buck he is his perfect first queer love. yea i want buddie too at some point but i'm so happy with what we have now.

#911 spoilers #911 abc #evan buckley #tommy kinard #do we have a ship name for them yet?#tommy x buck #buck x tommy #buddie #one day i am sure of it #i can not wait to see where this storyline goes

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geomimetry · 3 months ago

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woe be upon ye

#ouch #im thinking spared nari is gonna be devastated that he let his sons i mean disciples lay down their lives for him #though that was their job #but he was the one to give them that job oh regret #man nari hates the lamb so much after that (also himself #but its easier to hate the lamb) like they took his crown they took his sons they took his freedom they took everything #yet they still liberated him from his chains #is this what he waited a millennium for?#good thing we can resurrect them phew major crisis averted #narinder #aym #baal #the lamb #narilamb #lmao this does not deserve the ship tag but im just gonna tag every art piece where they feature together as narilamb #since thats the end goal #cult of the lamb #cw blood #my art

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morganbritton132 · 3 months ago

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Steve drives out to Forest Hills to help Max move into her new place. He sees a bunch of bikes laying all over the place, parks, walks into the trailer and is immediately accosted by Max’s mom’s…new boyfriend?

Meanwhile, Wayne looks up from the toaster oven he’s taken apart and sees one of Eddie’s friends. He tells the kid, “Come over here an’ give me a hand with this.”

“Yeah, yeah. Wow, there’s a lot of stuff in here,” Steve says, looking around as he goes to help. He looks at the closed bedroom door like, “Is everybody…”

“Ran to the store to get supper.”

“Cool.”

Eddie comes home with a six pack of beer and stuff to make spaghetti, and walks into his house to see his uncle and Steve “The Hair” Harrington fussing with their broken toaster and talking about football.

#Wayne: I like your boy here Ed. keep this one around #Eddie: ?????#Steve: Wait…where’s Max?#Eddie: Who?!??#Steve has the aura of a guy that would walk into someone’s house without knocking #Wayne knows Eddie has friends #even knows the names of some of them #but he also knows that Eddie collects sheep so just assumes Steve is one of them #steve harrington #eddie munson #wayne munson

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teh-inggris · 3 months ago

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pvp civ nation...... this aint much but pls take my contribution for this series bc im going insane i love hate this man so much get him out of my head

#senart #pvp civilization #pvp civ #I'LL MAKE A PROPER ONE I SWEARR I JUST NEED TO GET THIS OUT OF MYSYSTEM FIRST #if it turns out he gets a bad ending in ep 6 i dont think i'll be ok like #he deserves a good ending . or a villain arc at least. he deserves to go batshit crazy after how everyone treated him #ALSOO the chekovs gun video journal device thing?? The excessive 4th wall breaking?#Is it just me or does jt feel like evbo is gonna lose his memory/already lost his memory and was sent to the wood sword lvl with tabi #or like . Idk?? It feels kind of truman show ish. Well maybe not that but its just the vibe im getting w the way that everyone has their-#-own secrets. How the diamond swords seems to know who evbo n tabi is. How princezam knows about the diamond swords #and then theres also parrot whos just?? Weird overall?? Idk whats going on w him but i need to know his backstory wdym u think evbo will-#-hate you if he knows what you did??#ANYWAY BACK TO THE VIDEO JOURNAL AND POTENTIAL MEMORY LOSS.#I dont want jt to go that way (mostly bc i dont want to see evbo suffer more than he already did) but it rlly does seem like its heading to #that direction w the way that it also has become a way to narrate what he went through (ie when the ep shows his attempts to beat the-#gold sword lvl but hes narrating it from the future. from his video journal. where he already beat the lvl)#im going insane #Wait also what i meant by the truman show vibe in relation to the excessive 4th wall breaks it makes it sound like pvp civ is just a -#simulation #wait i just remembered its the matrix not that mb umm #anyways.#empty chattering

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egophiliac · 10 months ago

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IT WAS ERIC AFTER ALL!!!! I'm so glad we got to meet him (before Vil snaps him away with those Infinity Gauntlets) (can't wait to see what happens when we get the matching Infinity Tiara to go with them, there will be no survivors)

(sorry to be so slow/rough lately, just got a lot of stuff on the ol' brain at the moment! alas, if only I could spend all my time drawing incredibly stupid characters I mean I do but)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #tapis rouge #i know these are not my best but by god i needed to draw ~daddo venue~#he is a treat! can't wait for him to yell at us for screwing up a shoot or whatever the last-minute disaster will be #i am SO HAPPY it turned out to be about movies after all! ...i mean sort of anyway #i'll take what i can get (and i do enjoy twst trying to be all cute about snow whAHEM i mean beautiful queen) (i see you there twst)#(also to be fair it actually wasn't poisoned in historial-revisionism-twstland so i think we can trust this apple. a+ acting eric)#anyway we are still. very solidly in the 'stand around and talk about the wallpaper for three hours' part of the event.#but HEY we got to meet eric! i was not really expecting it to be him so i am VERY pleased #also god help me i did think the shopping montage as portrayed by a rhythmic where they literally SKIP down the street was hilarious #there's a lot of Choices that were made in this event and that was a good one

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pimsri · 1 year ago

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Happy Valentine's <3

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